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The nvidia......was green..

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62632947
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Imagine not holding Salesforce right now haha.
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>>62633777
lucky thread blessed!
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AI 2.0
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>>62633777
Blessed digits. Blessed market.
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wendiesbro its not over right
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>>62633777
New thread. Whaddaya think?
>>62633788
There's only one solution: topless Sydney Sweeney Wendy campaign
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how did shitvidia go from -2,5 to +4.5?
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>>62633788
My calls have until November. I’m holding them to 0.
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>>62633788
>Sir, a 2nd finger has hit the chili
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>>62633792
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>>62633793
All part of the Jewish ragebait mind control machine. They have to give the bears and the bulls PTSD at the same time.
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>>62633793
Same way bbwi went from -7 to +7. Shorts close and then it pumps hard

The real question is how do the kikes manufacture exits at will for their positions that are wrong
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NVDA has reached crab equilibrium once again.
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>futures
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You just know the Koreans are going to sell this mini rally.

Then the Yuros/Brits will buy it up in the morrow.

Then the Americunts will sell off the open and V middy into big buying at the close.

I took NVDA, MU, SNDK, NBIS & SKHY profits here at resistance. I shall be slurping them all up tomorrow at 7am GMT and selling at US open.


Goodnight and good GRRR smiggers

You're welcome for the Nostradamus tier Aplha.
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Imagine being some permabear doomer lmfao
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>>62633793
Nvidia only goes down to give unemployed, newly graduated/laid off coders the false belief that the AI bubble is going to pop in 2 weeks and they can finally get a job and move out of their parents home.
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Looks bottomy
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>>62633813
Thank you Nostrasmigus
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>>62633777
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nigvid did well. thats good for my stock
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why cant any insider ever help the poor guys on /biz/ and share hot tips for us to get 3,000% gains overnight?
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>Inflation over target for 5 years now
>Fed still refuses to hike rates
Bond yields will continue to rise until they do, Warsh is no hawk, this much is very clear to everyone now
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What is going on why is everything mooning in the futures? What happened

By everything I mean NOW and VRT
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Why did gold and silver catch a bid in Asia?
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>>62633855
Saleforces and Crowdstrike had good earnings, so did Nvidia, the SaaSpocaplyse has been cancelled
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>Nvidia just back to where it was in April
:/
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>>62633852
they do it just sounds like>>62633807 because they are all autistic and/or brain blasted.
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Looks like MCD won the Burger Wars
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>>62633860
But but but muh circular financing
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>>62633860
Very cool. Looks like I picked the wrong SaaS though. CrowdStrike, Salesforce, and Okta is making ServiceNow look like a fucking little bitch
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>>62633870
>Down 12% YTD

How'd you figure that one chief? McDicks is losing to Burger King at the moment, QSR own the king and are 15% up YTD

The only assured casualty of the burger wars is WEN, she suffered a fate worse than death out in the field.
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>>62633870
I will strap a suicide bomb vest on and attack the MCD infidel in the name of glorious WEN jihad.
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>>62633874
kek i found this from the day before 1929 last night in an old finance journal
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How do we automate the consumer?
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Why is the US buying its own bonds? Aren’t they in debt for like trillions?
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>>62633889
>Why is the US buying its own bonds?
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Dump tomorrow?
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we pumping again bros
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Hmmm
I wanted to buy 2-4 weeks before earnings to cash in on an earnings wave/pre earnings dump. But I didn't do that in may. If I had I woulda been up a decent amount. I wonder why I keep playing myself.
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>CMG
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>>62633885
also wendys is worse than mcdicks for higher prices
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>>62633908
I know who you are
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Sleeping with muh googy
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>>62633813
I think kospi will crabbish +/- 0.9%
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>>62633853
Rates are still above CPI, keep crying high yield savings baggie. The rates are right where they need to be, maybe a little high if anything.
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>>62633913
sleep tiight pupper
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>>62633912
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War is over
Mission accomplished
Stocks up
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>>62633889
We’re using Klarna to buy the 30 year bonds
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Yawwwn
This market is nigger
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>>62633889
Money printed at 3.65% rates are being used to buy bonds above 5%.
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Can GOOG pump now??
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>>62633923
If USA would just acquire Klarna then they would have no problem. It really is that simple
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Please tell me you smiggers sold WEN on the buyout rumor right?
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>>62633889
buy less liquid off the run 20 and 30 years and issue short term debt to pay for it

surprise raise end of year to lower rate expectations on the long end and resell or reissue pure master class
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I think I should be selling my meta here. Question is wtf to buy next?? More goog maybe??
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>>62633931
No but I did invest in a Baconator today
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>Baggy got real quiet after Nvidia pumped

hope he's losing his ass
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>>62633922
War's over??
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>futures

soxlbros, we're back
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>>62633943
Yes, the Vietnam war is over.
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>>62633937
I used to get Wendy's all the time but they stopped giving out any good deals on the mobile app. What a shame.
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>J-Jensen-chan yamete kudasai
>I poop from there
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>>62633950
Yeah the way they butchered their app is like another shoah
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>>62633859
Too fuck over the anime poster who shorted gold. Also people are bidding up gold on eBay right now like crazy.
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is it safe to buy tqqq now?
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>>62633950
I bought OTM Wendy’s calls and I haven’t been there in over 3 years
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>>62633971
>shittyest ROA in the biz like 1.89 or something compared to mcdicks 30 and dominoes 20 last time i looked

uhhhh.... hahah based yeah based.
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>>62633969
yes it’s the next leg up. Screenshot this
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>>62633977
I guess I have to buy now with those digits
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>>62633977
>screenshot this
Nobody ever actually does
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>>62633979
I've taken a screenshot before
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>>62633979
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>>62633979
be the change you want to see in the world
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>>62633975
I also bought CRM puts for Friday. Like and subscribe for more trade ideas
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>>62633979
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Just saw a cyber nigger on an electric unicycle blasting MJ
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>>62633989
Based. I like those.
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Went all in 8/31 770 C SPY before close what am I in for?
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>>62633975
The most shit return is you shorting gold.
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So NVDA smashed earnings and only went up 4%, are we losing steam on this mania yet?
BTW GOOG is the worlds most valuable company, even boomerbuffet is buying it
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Holy shit my WEAT is slaying today
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Full moon
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goodnight babe.
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I went for a walk ealrier and saw a hidden bun in the bushes. I think it's a good omen. Tomorrow will be giga green for sure
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>>62633978
buy leaps because of these digits
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>>62634019
Opinions on Marvell, Iren, and Workday?
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>>62634057
I went for a walk and gave a stray kitty headpats. I think everything's gonna be alright
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>>62634064
Nice
I also fed some stale cheezits to some ducks too. Not a lot, it won't produce a shit flood, but just enough to make them happy. It's been a productive day
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>>62633989
for me it's the Amish
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>>62633927
doesnt that sound a little fake and gay like a circular ponzi scheme though?
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>>62634021
>So NVDA smashed earnings
didnt they literally miss the expected earnings
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>>62634072
wheres the pedals?
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>>62633977
If anon says so, I guess I'll have to buy some on margin, heh
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>>62633815
Imagine being a retard that can't see more than a week ahead.
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>>62634098
Pedals are the devils technology foul demon
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>>62634089
Sounds like an arbitrage
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>>62634098
it's basically a more robust kick scooter
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>>62634096
big beat and growth through '28
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>>62634111
Follow the money simple as
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Why do so many people have trouble understanding that AI being useful doesn't necessarily mean there isn't a bubble. Railways changed the world and so did the internet. Investors lost untold amounts in both bubbles though.
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>>62634119
It's been almost 3 years now bubble boy, time to admit you lost, you missed out on life changing money by passing up the AI play, you will never, ever have sex, and your parents think you're an absolute failure because you are. Just move on.
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>>62634122
Why did my question spark this emotional outburst?
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>he thought NVDA blowout earnings mattered more than what Koreans decide to do
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>>62634119
why did you post the same thing twice when you changed nothing
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I want to make enough money to stop having to drive to work. Driving to work is the actual h
wague humiliation ritual, they keep letting zoomers with screen addictions and aliens without lisences onto the road and there's literally cops every single day on my route to work dealing with their car crashes
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>>62634134
Look again. I fixed typos.
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will tech stocks gap up at open tomorrow?
im ytd -5% but I think this is my time to shine!
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when are we gonna have a economic p-day?
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STOP SELLING, YOU CRAZY KOREAN BASTARDS
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>>62634138
Sam Hyde?
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>>62634146
nope
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>>62634128
I'm trying to help you dude. Just move on, forget about "bubbles", maybe get a job working with your hands. Plumbing I hear is a good industry. But if you're intuition is so bad that you're still crying about bubbles, then buddy, and I mean this as a friend here, but you just aren't cut out for the markets and your best chance of even owning a double wide trailer is unclogging shit from toilets. No offense.
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wendys warriors report in
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>>62634149
I've beaten VOO for the past three years lol. Take meds...
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>>62634149
+30 rupee
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>>62634153
>Take meds
Rude?
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quickest way to turn a 10k port into a 6 digit kino port?
need to make it but asap
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>>62634158
6 figs isn't making it in 2026, you need at least mid 7 figs
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AAAA MY CHOCCY
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>>62634162
to turn 5figs into 7figs i'd need a generation or two of lifetime
is that even possibl with this AI bull run?
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>>62634167
You need luck and leverage with options.
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>futures
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>>62634158
Every 5fig hotshot like yourself who tries to strike it rich with options and pennyshits immediately blows up their port as soon as they get anywhere near 6fig, and most don't even make it that far
Either full boggle or pick 2 high-conviction stocks to put $5k each into with the knowledge that you could lose it all, then start boggling (with your income, which you are also trying to increase right?). Don't bother making a pseudo-index with individual stocks at $10k, the numbers just don't add up below a certain total $ amount per position.
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>>62634152
>14%
You idiots deserve it for trading meme stocks, but what happened?
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>>62634119
You really have to think about how much anything must have seemed possible with the railways.

Imagine the kind of bubble we'd have if teleportation was invented tomorrow, that still would not be on the scale of what a change railways were.

To get to Arizona from NY you had to walk for months while being shot at by Indians, and in a few years time you could do it in a couple of days while drinking a sherry.

A based and high IQ post anonson.
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>>62634167
i turned my leaf covid bux 4 figs into 6 figs lol, i just need another like +30% or something to get into 7 figs
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>>62634180
The buyout was not redeemed
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>>62634180
turns out its not the next gamestop
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>>62634133
>*sells*
But really, Koreans ruined this fucking market.
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wtf are these Korean retards doing?
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>futures
bros, it went from +300 to around +150. it's looking like another crab or red day tomorrow bros.
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>>62634181
they're called native americans. indians are who AI is replacing in software.
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Based slant eyed gook niggers saving my puts.
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dat boy Mike Ron doin’ a lil’ sumn
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>>62634158
avax
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>>62634202
They’re American Indians. Fuck off with this native bullshit. The redskins even prefer “Indians” themselves.
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>>62634215
>redskins
pretty sure they're called the commanders now
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dont forget, Jackson Hole starts today
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>>62634119
Most people have no idea what's happening in the world outside of their immediate surroundings. They see people on TV saying AI is amazing and will take over the world and that becomes their reality.
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>>62634115
why did trading view tell me they missed by .01 but when i look at cnbc they say beat by .19
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>perhaps laying people off so terrible llms can talk to boomers is a bad idea

>>62634195
what they always do, jim
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>>62634119
the issue is we don’t know which part of the bubble we are at? Like what if robots saas starts to use excessive tokens next year, what if the year after that robots come out? What about fsd etc etc. if this happens every single stock is a steal today
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>>62634139
have you considered going NEET? it does wonders for your health and aging too
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>>62634119
Internet companies like amazon and facebook and google are literally top ten
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>>62634158
10k into NBIS at the start of the year would have you at 22k today
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>>62634231
ignore the first instance of the word robots in my post. Thank you
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Bubble this bubble that
I JUST WANNA VOO IN PEACE!!!
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>>62634239
Ya same here but TQQQ SSO 50/50
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>>62634167
you just need another GME. 10k worth of $50 calls that are worth 30k each the next night would be exactly 6 million bucks making you an overnight millionaire. you could have done with with GME 5 years ago. i only made 60k off 300 bucks because i was a poor NEET but it got me started
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>>62634239
VOOboiz takin over this general
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>>62634224
Yeah, as opposed to us smart intellectual redditors who know AI is bad and is drinking all of our water and is a passing fad like the automobile when walkable cities and bug protein are the future.
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>>62634247
no thanks. VOO includes companies that directly support israel and globohomo tyranny. id rather invest ethically without giving kikes the money to build my own open air prison
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>>62634239
>OH. you guys are talking about sportscars on sportscars.com in the sportscars general? thats retarded. I love my camry. it gets great fuel economy and will last forever. sportscars are so fucking gay lmao, enjoy potentially crashing your sportscar and dying idiot! my Camry has a 5 star safety rating. i will always get from a to b. see you guys tomorrow, where I will say all of this again!
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>>62634253
You thirdies have bigger problems to worry about than living in an self funded open world prison lmao.
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>>62634260
Literally no one says /smg/ is for trading instead of investing, you're coping
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>>62634253
I have just learned that the S&P 500 is Israeli. I dont know how to cope with this information.
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>>62634260
As a sportscar guy; youre wrong for hating on the Camry. Maybe you just dont get how valuable having fully paid off reliable transportation really is.
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>>62634253
>id rather invest ethically
ngmi but good luck
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>>62633807
Used to take modafinil and ride liter bikes at high rates of speed in the mountains. An amazing drug and an amazing time on that drug. The closest you can come to being a bird of prey, just feet from the asphalt.
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>>62634281
>we do this in germany
Dont care.
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>>62634271
VOO "investing" (boggtardism) requires you buy and hold forever.
If you ever sell, and miss a single pump (which according to vooite doctrine cannot be predicted), you're fucked.
If you jump in and out, you're definitely fucked.

So, we have roughly 20% of posters who come here, with completely static portfolios and who engage in 0 stock picking, expressly for the purpose of smugly posting that they have neither testacies nor critical thinking capacity.

There can be no other reason, they aren't stock picking, they aren't trading options, they're just here to say "heh, you could potentially lose money idiot", in a bread for stock picking.

Unlike other boring divyfags who i find annoying/gay, they actually, by their own strategy, have no reason to be here, other than to be smug about being gay/effeminate/no-balls/no-brains/trannsexual in the knowledge that, in the long run, over the course of a lifetime, they will see a 35% real gain, which they could have gotten spending more time/energy on/in their actual job and moving up one more rung, instead of here, reading about things which are, by their stated strategy and own profession, of no concern to them/ writing faggy smug posts.
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sisterfister made a gay AI baby and nobody is talking about it. is the bubble popping?
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>>62634179
I have like 10 stocks with 1k on each
0 etf or diversified bs
its like 80% tech
all are giga growth stocks

im thinking of either leverage up or going options but dont know

I get that 1k positions dont end up much but still
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guys me and claude cooked up a baddie today. looks like I'll be retire by next year at this rate
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>>62634287
>in the long run, over the course of a lifetime, they will see a 35% real gain
You knowing nothing about how compounding interest works makes you a shit trader tho
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AND JUST LIKE THAT
NO ONE CARES
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>>62634287
>avatarfag
i strongly dislike you
hows the gold short doing, asshat
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>>62634287
4chan has become a friend simulator a long time ago so you have Voomers coming here to pretend like this is The Men's Club to brag about going to work and putting their 100 dollars a week after the wife takes her cut into VOO
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>>62634297
getting outperformed by VOO and chill and a schizo guy calling everyone babe does a number on a nigga
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what if trump's meme coin starts mooning and goes to $100 or something
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>>62634299
He lost a fuckton of money lmfao
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>>62634264
>coping
That's not even how that word is used. Like he's not coping about anything, at all. Why do you normalfags keep coming here with your 0 Meme Game. At most he'd be seething, and you'd be retarded and a newfag.
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>>62634304
But does he have a lot of money to lose?
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>>62634287
And you are an annoying piece of shit avatarfaggot. Your point?
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>>62634304
>>62634299
it's very disappointing to come back here and see he's still doing the same old schtick half a year later
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>>62634309
>not coping
Must be seething then
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>>62634250
gnereally you want to read the comment chain before commenting
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>>62634303
i will drink so much i will be fatter than that guy
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>>62634287
Idk man I just hit and hold VT and have been holding since Covid. I check once in awhile but I don’t think about too much because I work (HVAC) and that consumes most of my time. Working is actually therapeutic in a way. This was always the way. I used to have delusions of grandeur about trading options and making money every week and just living that kind of life. Lost about 30 grand chasing that dream lol. Never again.
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TRIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
DIPS

:3
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>>62634224
>Most people have no idea what's happening in the world outside of their immediate surroundings.
Problem?
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>>62633777
Gold pumping again, I sure hope one anime poster isn’t short on gold anymore.
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>>62634334
Get behind me smigsatan.
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No one needed to trade options, you could have done an options simulator buying something like Nrgu, or bought a high flying blue chip like nvidia.
This is emblematic of why this board is dying now.
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>>62634314
YOUR point is that war, peace, freedom, slavery, love, hate, the evils of truth and love are of no concern to you.

VOO and chill.

You are BARRED from selling. You must be static except further investment in the self-same security. If the SPY crashes by 50% tomorrow, and you sell, you lose, forever.

It is a fact that you can, in the final analysis, only be here to smugly post that you are not going to think, or risk, or do.

That you are a sea cucumber, a barnacle, a starfish, moseying along the bottom of trench in the blackness at 1cm/hour, waiting for the next tasty whale turd to drop.
You have neither eyes nor ears nor even touch.
And it will drop, there will always be whales, after all, and they will always need to shit.
If you are only patient, you shall feast.

But what then do you have to discuss with the squid or the penguin, who must hunt for its food?
Nothing.
VOO and chill.
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What can I do to stop my stocks from going down again
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>>62634292
The only positive thing I can say about 10 x $1k is you could learn more because you will have to follow more companies and how events affect their stock price. The actual gains you get from it don't matter though.

>im thinking of either leverage up or going options
stop. do some mild boggle first. you should never be able to go to 0.
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>>62634362
Sick card desu
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So NVDA saved the AI bubble and the bullrun's back on? Cool
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Nigvidia went up on earnings. Will Marvell do so too, or are we back at the point where anything AI related is a good buy?
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>>62634378
technically I think openai did. they lied to jensen and then jenson hyped the markets.
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I AM NOT RED ANYMORE
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oil is up 47% this year
wheat? 49%
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>>62634327
And how many HVAC or bluecollar oldfags do you know who are sitting comfy in a $3M house after sitting in an index for 30 years.
1 maybe, some uncle you use in your vooite apologetics?

All of these obnoxious fags are underperforming the market in the fat years and will panic sell at the bottom in the next 08, whenever that is.

If not all, 9 in 10 smugfag posters will do so, because they are boggleheads in the first place due to being pussys, not because they have carefully poured over multiple investing strategies and selected boggle. Its all well and good to look at SPX and imagine how rich you could have been. In practice, you do not meet anyone who really rides it out.

The country clubs of the southern florida coast are not full of plumbers and electricians who VOO and chilled, which they would be, if anyone actually implemented the strategy in reality.
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if ur correct on fundamentals but you mess up on timing
all you have to do is braindead hold until ur green
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UPPITY NEGROES!
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Hmmmm....how will I derail stock discussion this time...
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>>62634362
>stop. do some mild boggle first. you should never be able to go to 0.
>you should never be held accountable for your trades and instead invest in something which will give you the illusion of competency during your most formative years and give you a false sense of how difficult investing actually is, while wasting those years not learning and failing when the actual $ amounts in the grand scheme are small enough they don't actually matter

its such bad advice and I don't care if i piss off every boggletard cultist ITT.
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>>62634334
Not today satan.
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>Memory pamping overnight
>exited most of my bags yesterday
Hold me /smug/
At least I still have my photonics
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>>62634253
> id rather invest ethically
Gay sex isn’t even as gay as that statement
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>>62634261
Is that a new jigger or a
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>>62634287
well said, fuck index fund fags. Go away
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>>62634408
i sold my gold miner corp and now it's up another +5%, missed out on an extra $4K
at least the original profit i took pays for rent the next year
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>>62634180
The faggot claimimg he was looking to buy out conveniently backed out...again. He apparently did that shit years ago too. And earlier this year claimed he was considering it and iirc that pumped the stock. Damn glad I threw very little at that play, I was way too sus he was gonna back out, and he ended up doing just that
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>>62633817
I'd be worried about AI companies not hardware companies like NVIDIA, SanDisk, and Western Digital.
OpenAI is now saying AGI won't be here until 2028.
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>>62634395
FELTED
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>>62634420
>just invest into the flash drive company bro
no I dont think I will
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Pussy dis, pussy dat, pussy thick, pussy fat
Break me off a piece a dat, pussy-kit, pussy-kat
I smell pussy, get a pussy-tic pussy-tac
Wait, matter fact you are running from a pussy rat
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>>62634402
Look if you wanna be Warren Buffet and spend 40hrs/wk reading sure go all shares
I am trying to keep retards from leveraging 100x on options and losing it all in literal microseconds
Like how Dave Ramsey recommends the objectively suboptimal snowball approach to debt repayment because his average viewer thinks spending $100k/yr on credit cards that they don't pay off is "saving money" due to the SkyMiles they get while doing so
90%, maybe more, of the 5fig get-rich-quick posters to this thread eventually lose it all on literal gambling. It CAN happen to >>62634292 (you)
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>>62634423
You lick snizz
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>>62634424
nah I'd get rich
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>TFW green after hours :)
Thank you nvidia I hope my shit pumps tomorrow and I makey some money :)
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>>62634436
>makey some money
After down how much the last week?
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How many layers of contradiction are we on now in the market?
>AI will make SaaS obsolete
>Both AI and SaaS moon.
>High Oil will crash the party.
>Oil moons alongside everything else.
>High memory will crash the party due to compute costs
>Moons within a moon.
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henlo mister kev kev
a toast
to lower rates
and gains
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>>62634439
I'm not thinking about that we're onto next week :)
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>>62634417
>joined the initial pump
>made some decent pocket change
>waited for the first sign of a dip to take my chips and fuck off to tel aviv
Am i smarter than the goys????
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>>62634440
>full moon
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>>62634450
Loony times.
I ain’t complaining though.
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The market knows, the more money with NVDA, the less money with others.
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>>62634439
-10%
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>>62634424
maybe you are young as well.

>git. gud.

will always be the best advice in life.
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retail retards bumping on earnings beat the real number is margins dropping from 75% to 74%. red open red day red week
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summer of crab is over
we pump now

SUDDENLY SUMMER MOVED ON
GONE WITH ITS MEANING
SUDDENLY ALL THAT I HAVE KNOWN
A WORLD WITH NO HOPE
https://youtu.be/Y6GzlPK034I
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>>62634424
Warren Buffet has underperformed SPY since computers came out. His alpha was from a time when reading a balance sheet gave you an edge.
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>>62634461
VIX seasonality soon

Are you ready for the VOL?
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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>62634411
invest in nationalist movements to expel the jew
invest in natalism for whites
invest in decentralized communication technology
invest in untraceable money
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>>62634460
The real story is that Nvidia has doubled down on circular financing and it’s super concentrated clientele of like, only 3 AI companies.
But i doubt that will ever get to the headlines.
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Generational Korean bottom
Fit to be spanked
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>>62634461
>Trance music
>Armin Van Buuren
>in my /smg/
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What AI bubble??
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>>62634461
SUDDENLY SUMMER MOVED ON
COMRADES BEATING
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>>62634463
>Warren Buffet has underperformed SPY since computers came out
Wrong, in fact he has outperformed SPY over its lifetime.

>His alpha was from a time when reading a balance sheet gave you an edge.
Buffet has watched literal freight trains at the train tracks to try to get an idea of economic data before it was reported. If you can't say the same lower your tone.
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>>62634388
>he country clubs of the southern florida coast are not full of plumbers and electricians who VOO and chilled
survivor bias, for every richfag that's worth 100M+ there are thousands who didn't make it
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>>62634382
>>62634378
AGI IS REAL according to Sam

>>62634381
Marvell is special because jensan will shill it again
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Oh my god my NVDA 127.5C for next week looks too tasty, if Warsh Sale doesn’t fuck us all up I’m looking forward to throwing cash into the sky.
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>>62634490
both BRK and SPX are up around 1000% since the bottom of the 08/09 bear market. not exactly what I'd call alpha
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/biz/ness idea.
We create a cryogenic storage service but it’s marketed to freeze you only when the market dips so you don’t get paper hands. Then it unfreezes you when you’re back in the green.
Also it means you’re only ever awake for, and therefore only ever experience, gains.
>What if your folio never gets back in the green?
Then you never wake up :)
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>>62634505
Sounds like an amazing idea
>then you never wake up
Good! I don't wanna be awake if im not in the fuckin green!
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>>62634440
There is only one constant: I will miss out, or make a move and fail
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>>62634514
so f*cking based...
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>>62634122
You guys want to get on a ground floor bubble, crypto could be it, too late right now but if crypto likes Warsh speech tomorrow then go for it. Trump is corruption as fuck he wants to pass clarity because it helps his sons cryptocurrency. If stars align lots of 300% will happen. Just saying to beware.

As always keep eyes peeled for lower mortgage rates and buy OPEN for moonshot. These are early life changers.

As far as ai trade keep going with it unless Warsh does a .50 raise then we fucked.
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KIMCHINIGGERS
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>>62634514
Or… you could have a position in all the above. ;)
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>>62634527
Wow thanks for the alpha fren
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>>62634475
damn nigga its been 20 years you’re still stuck on the same thing
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professor Jiang and Sneako linked up again. Need it or keep it?
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>futures
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>>62634552
love the suit
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>>62634552
Are they in a motorhome?
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>>62634362
Been a while since I played magic. This card seems op
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>>62634559
Thanks, Hannibal
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Hopium status?
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>>62634561
You may wish to avoid it, if you haven't seen the state of the game in the last 2-3 years
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If you could only choose 5 dividend STOCKS (no etfs/cefs/etc) what would you choose?
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>>62634461
>>62634480
I think we need to keep it going... three more trading days, let's give August a proper send-off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27nV808ZA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGnaxALsuQA
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ALLL I AMM SAYYYINGGGGG
IS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!!
https://youtu.be/C3_0GqPvr4U?si
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>>62634570
Sniffing in the entire supply
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>>62634582
>implying i already haven't made my choices
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Turns out AI isn't a bubble
NVDIA wins again
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>>62634420
This. We are in the pre-AI build out phase, which means semis control the entire market and everyone MUST buy from them.
AI software is still in its infancy, so there lots of rick about who is going to win and who will lose. But since everyone needs chips, chip makers are the current play for now.
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>>62634584
SO TAKE THOSE FEARS AWAY
AND LIVE JUST FOR TODAY
OPEN UP AND LET YOUR LOVE SHINE THROUGH
https://youtu.be/HKaK2s3d1g4
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>>62634620
Currently there is 0 bubble everything is priced in perfectly. There might be a bubble in the valuation of Anthropic or Open AI but if you look at tech companies they are cheaper than ever. Just buy the Nasdaq
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>>62634620
My current AI/datacenter play is minerals and energy. Data centers need a ton of silver, copper, REEs, and uranium to function.
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>>62634620
Klarna memes are getting pretty old. What's the next stock to make AI shitposts for?
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>>62634440
AI and SaaS are complementary. Most people don't realize more companies implement new technology through ERPs and CRMs
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>>62634632
Why not just ask AI
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>>62634634
This
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>>62634552
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>>62634635
I'm gonna screen all my posts here through AI first.
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>>62634635
we have pltr memes at home already
>>62634474
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>>62634021
Altman promises AGI in 2028.
Mania continues.
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>>62634630
Energy might be ok, but it wont be high margin, they will likely be dividend stocks and state funded (ie bonds or loans).
Minerals is even worse and here is why: industrial goods are mined in massive massive quantities of insane amount, and to account for even 100 new data centers, it would barely move the dial on the total amount produced, 1% or less increase in total demand. And thats on top of minerals being extremely low margin, basically approaching zero.
Thats why production further down the line is more valuable, like Nvidia and Apple, and software, where profit margin can go up 70% plus.
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>>62634635
Also we have the PLTR reddit post copypasta already
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
Maye paste that into AI and see if it can make a meme based on that
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>>62634527
why will OPEN moon when it’s at a 52week low?
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>>62634645
PLTR is too reddit and low hanging fruit also muh palantir and alex karp are hecking evil is cringe and gay.
I've got a dark horse pick. I'm cooking some stuff up guys. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated breath.
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>>62634644
Where possible, I split on etfs between (largecap) producers and commodity spot, including silver, gold, copper, uranium, oil, and a few other things like gas and coal.

If they want this massive infrastructure buildout, they need resources, and there is nowhere near enough available to keep up with projected demand. New copper is scarce, most of it is concentrated in south america, and has retarded govts that privatize it and ruin things. Uranium has 2-3 years from ground to power plant, etc.
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>>62634650
>I'm sure you're all waiting with bated breath.
All I can really do is bait and wait
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>>62634651
Consider this:
When a minerals company sells 1000 tons of a material, they will make 0.5% profits
When Nvidia sells 1000 tons worth of the same mineral (inside their products), they will make 70% profits.
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>>62634651
There's a huge glut of silver, supply is up and industrial use is down. But copper miners
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>>62634650
i’m batin with weighted breath
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IT'S OVER.
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>>62634651
I unironically think that like 90% of the do nothing white collar jobs that will be automated away already can be done with our current token availability and when the next gen cards are available people will say "wait what the fuck? The entire US (daycare) economy could be run on 4 $50,000 nvidia cards?"
That's literally my only bear case for AI. That we've already plateaud and we're just waiting for executives to stop trying to fuck hot young chicks they hire by giving them jobs and instead start fucking robots instead.
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>>62634636
I just checked SAP's revenue and its 90% licences and cloud. I don't get why the stock is so punished when most business will implement AI through them and their growth is pretty large for their PE ratio (their AI sucks but they can just partner with anthropic )
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>>62634672
>Don't get why the stock is so punished
>EU tech company
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>>62634674
>>62634672
>thought it said pushed, not punished
>being EU is still shit either way
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>>62634674
kek, but most people don't understand how important SAP is for most industrial companies. Things like stock management, production management, accounting and the like (also how they secure their data) are done through SAP and these techless companies will implement AI through SAP projects
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>SPX/(1 million calories of wheat+corn+rice)

alright it will just about be euro hours where some of you actually know math.

if im agnostic, if i don't know weather the SPX will fall or the price of grain/staple foods (which is to say, the price of labor) will rise, then, will it be more profitable to buy calls/puts far ootm assuming each will bridge the gap independently, or to have each make it 50% of the way there, until the old rough equilibrium is reached + trend slightly up
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wow
nvidia is making almost 100B per quarter?
how do I make a successful business like this
it seems like a fast way to become rich
>>
everything you do is just some bizarre remnant of a game being played by the unseen higher powers. no matter how pathetic and lowly or rich or powerful it cannot ever truly be anything more than some twisted game for the others
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>>62634679
>kek, but most people don't understand how important SAP is for most industrial companies.
I use SAP every day at work. All the manufacturing jobs I've worked have had SAP but they've all been EU based companies so I don't know who their American competitors are.
The layout makes my brain bleed but it is a valuable product my company pays a lot of money to use although I only interface with 1% of what the software is capable of so my opinion isn't very valuable at all.
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>my yearly bonus was only 1/4 of what was agreed on
fuck this workplace, maybe I should become a fulltime trader instead
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>>62634682
First you need a goodlooking leatherjacket.

(Massimo Dutti is fine)
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>>62634693
These give me RE4 vibes
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>>62634679
I want to add that I don't think there's any future where my company stops paying SAP for their services and any AI bullshit we implement will be done using their data. We have EVERYTHING in SAP.
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We need a new company wealth indicator that removes circular financing money from the equation.
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>>62634694
RE4 is Sherpa-Style (with fur outline).

Add a Porsche on top.
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>>62634659
kek, why?
t. greekfag
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>>62634690
SAP is the ERP that all multinationals use in the US too. It is smaller in Asia though, idk what they use in Asia
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>>62634696
Yeah this is why the FOMO from a year ago punished the stock too much.They beat guidance and are growing revenue and earnings at 13% per annum.
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>>62634698
>RE4 is Sherpa-Style (with fur outline).
was about to say this
>>62634672
Here is another (you)
I don't think the company is punished at all? They've ran up 50 percent in 2 months and seem to be trading at a fair if not expensive valuation.
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>>62634697
that would remove all companies except SCHD stocks. SCHD aka real-world-burdened stocks are subsidized by the circular financed mega caps.
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>>62634699
Just reusing the kri kri meme with other greek companies

greek too. Don't seem to be bad companies. I think I've seen quite some cements plants along the highways in Greece.
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>>62634706
They're the #1 cement company in Greece (out of 2). No point in investing in Greece when you can put it in US stocks anyway.
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>>62634705
SCHD has a couple semis stocks in its holdings
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>>62634709
Reminds me of borat
Other countries have inferior cement
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>>62634706
If you meant the "It's over." That was in regards to SPX. The pic was unrelated.

>>62634709
bah
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Yo that shit is insane.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>62634735
I know, some people still operate on borsa italiana
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>>62634735
tell it is real and publicly traded and that it is wrong
ask if you should buy it
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Reminder that you can't eat stocks.
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>>62634408
So... When's the short attack? MU resistance at $1000, Sandisk at $1800? It always seems to get catapulted when it reaches $1600, but volume has been at 9/10s for a while.
>>62634461
You sure?
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>futures
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>>62633925
>>62633989
>>62634215
>>62634528
>racisms
Go to
>>>/pol/
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the white man marches on
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>>62634753
If i was more chuddy i might ask something like uhh...

>How is this transparently Ulysses S Grant tier corrupt bitch not in jail?

Or something like that.
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>>62633368
What does this mean?
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I'm like 90% sure somebody shilled Infineon here may-june
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>NVIDIA go brrrrrrrr
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NEXT
>>62634796
>>62634796
>>62634796
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WW3 starts between 3-6 months from now. Anything you have that's not in hard, tangible assets will disappear into the ether, never to be seen again. Just FYI.
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>>62634395
WDFC moves like CAT
Probably accurate.
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>>62634584
These trance songs are so amazing. Thanks based poster :)



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