This thread was automatically made by Taylor Swift AI ™ editionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous thread:>>62633777 (Cross-thread)
>NVDA +7%Its that easy.
white man's burden
QUALITY BAKE
WW3 starts between 3-6 months from now. Anything you have that's not in hard, tangible assets will up and vanish into the ether, never to be seen again. Just FYI.
Nothing beats the Nasdaq in the long run. Doesn't it?
God I love gambling on stocks. It's moral because it's literally good (bulls) versus evil (bears).
>>62634805Gold and silver are too heavy to lug around during a war.
>>62634805ww3 already began 6 years ago. nigger you best start believing in ww3s, youre in one.
>55% of all oil shorts are from 4 persons/entities>almost 75% of the shorts are from 8 persons/entitieslol
>>62634805
ooooo nasdogyou are my loyal dogdown you may gobut up is the way, whenever it may hedgies scared with all your greensthe bull scares so they are forced to sellbut I know the shortswill cover any of these daysohhhhhh nasdogyou are my most loyal dog bobos bark every red daybut I trust the man with the leather jacket let him lead the way
>>62634806Seems like it, this is why I´m going QLD with a smidge of TQQQ.
>>62634807Based
>>62634810thats not even the funniest part of your pic. the funniest part is everyone long is managed money wallstreet insider hedgefunds and everyone short is passive peasant retirement accounts
longing WTI is evilit should be illegal t b h
>>62634805you best get out before putin escalates and the entirety of EU is in a war against russia, and with how peace talks are going in the US i doubt EU talks will go well
>>62634822nobody cares about russia its like some other side of the world
u guyz r gaip.s. fucking try me jannies! You only have a fucking job (that they do for free btw. lol. lmao even!) Because I exist. I created /smg/ and this ain't it.
>>62634796TDOT bottom
>>62634805dang that sucks for everyone that isn't in the new world. I'll enjoy the post world war economic boom tho. Hope they send our little zoom zoom boys over there to help.Look at me, I'm the selfish boomer now
>>62634827We need a -80% correction to return /smg/ to its former glory. The bubble has attracted the most horrific, cancerous plebbit normie filth to these threads.
Imagine jannying for free lmfao, my boss pays me to take a shit.
>extremely ugly and old disgusting men are licking the assholes of 10/10 escorts right now
>>62634832Imagine an 80% dump, I could finally confidently invest my money rather than being on edge thinking I'm gonna get left bagholding into a 50%+ loss (lots of AI adjacent investments)
Please Nvidia dump at open so I can sell my short ETF at smaller loss.·´¯`(><)´¯`·.
ill keep posting this until one of you explains to me in mathematic detail whether assuming spx and grains will do 50/50 of the work, or whether its better to assume each will do all the work, in terms of puts on spx calls on WEAT, CORN is more profitable.i will not give up.bigbrain, tell me
>>62634827>tells people they are gay>types weird as fuck>posts fucking vtubers that are for kids entertainment
>he's shilling Polkadot again
>>62634837The opposite, mate. The escorts are eating unwashed fat ugly bastard ass.
Will AI stocks finally pump or are they just gonna keep crabbing?>>62634810So does this mean the price of oil is not accurate? What should it be then?>>62634837I find it very interesting how some women will do this but then completely block out the idea of marrying a 5/10 or even a 7/10 because they believe they deserve a 10/10....maybe downgrade to a 9/10 if she reaches her 40s.
>>62634832we all know the fag7 are going bankrupt but I think everything beyond 60% is unreasonable because of the endless money printing
>>62634837>>62634845Being that fat ugly old batard one day is all I have to live forCan't wait to assume my true form
>>62634848imagine the smells you'll finally be experiencing
rich and ugly is peak formit means you have made who you are from your stock gainsits what it means to be a true smgite
>>62634847-80% or more is possible in real terms if the US and Japanese bond situation continues to destabilize. In nominal terms it could be slightly green.
Anyone playing the bobo game on Nvidia? Surely there's a short opportunity somewhere...
>EU red>Poland gigaredHaha just a harmless little CIA visit to Moscow, nothing to see here!
wheat up 13% premarket
all in SOXL at open?
>>62634852now that we stand right before the most important invention ever (Taylor Swift AI) I think if the japanese really want to normalize their rates so american hedgefunds can borrow for free this should be judged as another pearl harbour and all hot japanese waifus under 25yo should be immediately seized and secured under my professional care that'll help them sing and dance to Taylor Swift songs in cute outfits.
>>62634859*can't
It's so fucking crabby. Everything is so fucking crabby.We either nigger pump or nigger dump today for sure. Personally I hope it's lose your shirt Thursday because I realized a bunch of gains and I just want some cheapies boss
>>62634854It's just the 3rd day after every sell America wave.>murica look bad>sell murica>compared to murica everything else is worse>bounce back murica
I’m gonna barf holding these fucking VIX calls
>>62634854lmao this shit CIA shit has nothing to do with muh wars. Trump doesn't give a fuck about that war. Why the fuck would he send the CIA boss on top of it.You're reading this all wrong. It's not the US that sent a guy there on its own volition, he was sent here because Russia is exploiting his feeble psychology. You know what Trump cares about? Yeah, pic related. This, on top of the threats on his family makes him go completely paranoid. I won't even mention the fucking AA battery on the golf court.All Russia has to do is say "we have informations about a terrorist operation in the coming weeks on your family" and the pussy will send the CIA the very next minute to Russia.There, that's all it is. And it works marvelously.
>all in SOXL at open?
>>62634843You don't know who I am do you? None of you do. This general really did die.
>>62634865I hope so. Russia attacking makes no fucking sense to me but there's always a chance.>>62634880Last time a CIA director went there he was trying to talk Russia out of invading Ukraine if I'm not mistaken.
>>62634889All I know is that you're fat so I'm not interested.
Buy minors
>>62634889You are fucking gay tho fat hands
>>62634891Based>>62634889You don't sound like rocker. If you are rocker then fuck you unless you lost a new video
>>62634846It is empowering to lick hairy old man ass for money and the more empowered a woman is the more inherent worth she has chud. Didn't anyone ever teach you how to respect women
>>62634809>Major fire in tabasco>Cause unknownI have an idea.
I match with trannies on purpose on dating apps, just to boost my profile. Most of them are hideous and grotesque, walking abominations. But, occasionally I'll match with one that actually looks like a hot woman. My brain immediately thinks of ravaging them doggystyle, dumping my raw seed and watching it ooze from their hot slimey orifice, as they look back at me and smile with their pink braces shining from the night-light. But, then I remember they're actually a dude and I wouldn't be able to fuck their hot pussy, or fondle their saggy natural breasts. It would just be a gross, stinky asshole and a ball of silicone in my hand...
>>62634890How far in advance of the invasion was it? I need sauce.
>>62634910If you aren't ugly and fat you are allowed to sneed with real women whose breasts aren't saggy
>>62634910Unsubscribe from this newsletter.
>>62634911Read the thread, major fire in Tabasco. No more sauce. Over 20% of the world's sauce passed through that factory
ok... put 100% of my filthy euro money into american; when does the winning commence?
>>62634911November 2021. Ukraine invasion was in February 2022.
chances of soxl back to $200-$300?
>>6263492750/50
>>62634892
>>62634899whats your idea
how are you feeling cash bros, surely we will get back into the market soon
Michael Burry bought NVDA before earnings lmao.. everything is so fake and gay.
>>62634923You´ll get tired of it boss.
>>62634893>>62634895>>62634891Bend the knee turkroaches!
>>62634950stfu, you're just a small fat compared to me
I need my bags to pump. I was heemed severely this week by gamedev. My sanity demands GOOG and AMZN stop crabbing.
good afternoon biztards
>>62634956saaaaaaaaaaar
>>62634960im not indian you fucking retard but i assume you are an american without any knowledge of geography so ill let it pass this time
>>62634951I could literally mogg you
What will happen to micron computer sirs?
Stay safe smiggers, its a cruel world out there.In other words, my everything doing a lil summin!
>>62634806America always wins baby
can it even pump further during the trading day?it already pumped after hours, no?
>>62634942It was a hedge but papa bear will be converted kicking and screaming
>>62634973>Start a fire that kills a 77 and 83 year old in painful horrific slow deaths in the hospital hours after they were burnt>Get two months in jail because British government is fucking retarded >Live a "chaotic and drug addicted lifestyle">Get murdered and put in a dumpster after you get out of jail>Leave behind 5 childrenSmigger deserved it. He was a real piece of shit. Basically a nigger. All he left behind in this world are people that remember what a piece of shit he was
>>62634984>be complete piece of shit>5 kids I mean considering this is Liverpool it’s hardly going to be a prime women but such is the scummaxxer effect
Chances are that you'd be better off in low cost, total market, index funds.
>>62634984Guy looks like he has severe fetal alcohol syndrome. He was doomed to fail from the start by his irresponsible drinker whore of a mother.
>>62634923Patrick Boyle says buy european stocks, they're boring Pharmaceuticals and banks, don't buy american.Americans think AI can take you to the moon.
>>62634986He had heroin, cocaine and a bunch of random shit in his system and the courts couldn't even rule if he was murdered or overdosed. The dude in the mugshot is a disabled old man lmao.He was basically George Floyd. His parents are on a "his life mattered" crusade right now while everyone calls them faggots
>>62634988chances are you should shut the HELL up
>>62634992But my European analyst wrote that Nvidia is extremely cheap at the moment and growth will only accelerate.
>>62634988Yeah but if I time it right with my cash pile I could retire 5 years earlier.
>futures
>>62634988That’s for sissy niggas and boomers
What's that smell? Fuck you.
>oil and dollar going up at the same timeoh no amerisissies... stagflation incomming
>>62635030If they lowered the rates, there would be zero unemployment, higher wages, stocks would go up, gold would go up. Nothing bad.
Oh boy I can't wait for the US open profit taking turn into a mini mega dump, I'm gonna slurp all my favourite tickers right before the midday V I love stonks AND I LOVE MY SMIGGERSGRRR WILL RISE AGAIN
>>62635031inflation is bad for middleclass and the poor it makes you get less votes also
/weat/
Very mixed day it seems. A lot of from what i am seeing. A lot of stuff a bit in the red others a bit in the green. Cant really tell. Seems no one is sure where it wants to go.
>>62635007>this is what the Afghanis, Iraqi, and Iranians were fighting for.No wonder we lost, western values can't compete
>>62635046Everything is expensive. It wants to dump. Niggers are buying shitcoins and shiny rocks. No one wants to buy the top
Up 0.4% already in premarket, looking good gents. Lets all have a really good day in the stock market today
Surely this (memory) pump won't last?
>>62634984But I thought such stupid justice courts decisions only applied to le migrants, how could this be
it cant be the top because we aren't back at the prior topreal top is beyond past ath boss
>>62635056>>62635053Big red candle on open, gap gets filled then we V. I have taken profits, Americans are waking up. I will be back to slurp this arvo smiggas.
>>62635060I don't think we see the old top for a while boss.. too many leveraged Asians and retards blew up. SOXL can barely stay above 120 nowadays even with the leather jacket retard saying he is going to circular finance infinity trillion more dollars into companies that lease from him or whatever
Up up up we go!
>>62635067>Max 44.9 in 1999Tbh I think we can hit 60 at least this time while bulls dance in the streets saying shiller is a boomer retard or whatever I don't think the crash is any time soon but you won't catch me getting euphoric on days like this. Sell the pumps buy the dumps you niggers should have already bought whatever you are fomoing into today
>>62635067Boomer ass shit we finna make millions
>>62635072>>62635084lol
>>62635007Dayum Muslim girls look like THAT??
Reminder SaaS won BIGLY
>>62635067What's really worrying is not even the big tech valuation, honestly you see shit like Google having a very reasonable P/E, if P/E even means anything to those companies in the first place. No, it's everything else. Like Wallmart that had a P/E of 40 just a few days ago, lmao. GE over 40. Fucking General Motors close to 44, LMFAO.And basically every boomer shit is overvalued at retarded levels that makes zero fucking sense.Everyone points out at AI meme shit when missing the fucking forest for the tree.
>>62634989Alcohol is the foundation of the white race you muslimic arab
>>62635101It's kinda funny that anthropic and workforce are teaming up. It used to be AI vs SaaS narrative but they are going to merge them together to try for the next pump
>>62635104Interesting.The rest if the market is valued as tech when its not tech and doesnt have tech profits?
>>62635109true salesforce will ride that wave, wonder how other corpo software providers will cope with that I cant think of a single one that has something comparable
>>62635007Im starting to understand the Welsh...
>>62635104There are still cheap tickers they are just getting rarer. I made a fuckton on BBWI yesterday. I have no clue why people are trying to short it at 4 p/e and 5% divvy. It's free money under 18 every time it violently rips up>UNH>NEEBoth undervalued because their sectors are viewed as inflationary even though tech trannies are allowed to have infinite inflation >NKEDon't really like the company but it's probably oversold >WMBoring but at a low and recession proof>NCLH>DAL>CCLOil will come down >AVGOI dunno I like the chart>PGBoring but free money>AAPLWill surely hit new ath at some point free money>PLNT>METALawsuit recovery narrativesI dunno man that's some shit I buy sometimes
>>62634967glad to see you're still alive
>>62635112Exactly. Nothing wrong with big tech being valued what they are considering their outrageous margins that make luxury pale in comparison, not to mention the growth (though that growth has an insane capex price, it doesn't come for free).And then, you have boomer shit valued like tech when on shit single digits margins, or barely over that, and most of it being companies exposed to energy price at that. Needless to say energy price won't come down anytime soon, quite the reverse.While tech is less affected by this shit.The market is completely insane.>the just buy tech and avoid all that boomer shitI mean, obviously. But when it all comes down, tech will come down as well, whether it's justified or not. You won't be insulated. And considering AI is being pointed as being the bubble, when it comes down the narrative will point out at le AI bubble exploding. Meaning even high profit big tech will suffer, and ironically maybe more than the overvalued boomer shit. Everything in this timeline is retarded like that.
>>62635112>The rest of the market is valued as techSpecifically valued to assume tech will replace/reduce their human workforce.
>>62635045>OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS >starts playing
>>62635104I’ve noticed this, people are shitting themselves so hard at the thought of a tech bubble that everything else is getting pumped instead I’m not sure on the full details if it’s other factors but Johnson & Johnson comes to mind, it’s up 50% on the 1 year chart, zoom out to 5 year and… it’s 56%
>>62635132SCHD mogging everything all year. People want divvies not tech debt. Trans economy full of h1b Indians debt maxing is grim. Big money would rather hold Chevron through the second American civil war
>>62635104>Wallmart that had a P/E of 40Hold on, Walmart is just a retailer, but maybe it has something going for it that justifies the high multiple. Let's check its profit margins>3%Nope. How about earnings per share>$2.66 last year>$2.76 in the most recent quarter>PE ratio is still 38What the fuck is wrong with this market?
>>62635136Have you heard about Tianenmen square? Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh
I think Im gonna be CSIQ
>>62635132Theyre calling it the Everything Bubble
>>62635137It's too big to fail. It's the largest employer in America. It's called moat. You pay extra for itThere aren't many places you can park billions with zero risk. WMT is one of them.
>>62635142>There aren't many places you can park billions with zero riskJesus fucking christ treasuries have a higher yield right now. Are you saying Walmart is less risky than US treasuries?
FINAL WARNING: AMERICANS WILL BE SELLING ON OPENI HAVE TAKEN PROFITSGOOD LUCK OUT THERE GOD BLESSSMIGRINES HOORAHGemini is so much worse than GPT for smigger generation, bearish for GOOGL
>>62635145THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER
>>62635142I don't shop at walmart anymore. 3 reasons.>the strange, almost cattle fence way they funnel customers to the register to a giant plaza filled with nothing but self checkout registers and 1 shot caller employee feels genuinely like im being lead to slaughter>the cameras on every single price tag in the store which supposedly knows everything about you and adjusts prices accordingly is brutally anti-consumer>everyone I know who shops there is brown and recieving welfare gibs to do so
>>62635144WMT will have a 20% month because they say some shit about using AI and you are asking if it will outperform tbills...
>>62635137/smg/ is a DG board.
>>62635144Treasuries will get eaten alive by real inflation(higher than reported)
>>62635149Look up the definition of a stock's yield. It's the inverse of the PE ratio and that's what I was talking about.
>>62635141The doombull thesis accounts for this btw
I bought HPQ this morning. Beat/raise and they rugged out hard. Gewd entry
>>62635141if everything is a bubble then nothing is a bubble.
>>62635155Nigger the type of people that buy WMT have it in a family trust and it's cost basis is like 1990s price and it yields 34% a year or some shif
>>62635161>He thinks we'll still need printers when AI will be digitally transferring all needed information.Go print out a big red candle and staple it to your forehead moron!
>>62635142Bonds are paying out 4-6% so parking billions would pay out a lot
>>62635173Nigger.. their shares from 1990 are yielding 50% a year. As long as the div doesn't go down they will never ever ever ever sell you stupid fucking retard jesus fucking Christ you can't even think on the timescale of generations of people just living on Epstein Island from goyslop share dividends their grandpappy bought
my nbis doing a little something
>>62635161shipping drop by 16% is concerning
>>62635183>Dropping 8% at open>Doing a lil summin
>>62635185FudI'm already up 1% on my knife catch I'll bail out sometime today if it rallies. Shits 10 p/e bears short the dumbest shit because they are too pussy to short bigger tickers where they get btfo nonstop. They literally pick on the weak kids it's hilarious
>>62635187I dont know if we are looking at the same ticker anon..
>Russia elects its parliament from 18 to 20 September and after that they will enter the negotiations. The current brinkmanship/sabre-rattling will increase ahead of time.>The US will put pressure on Ukraine too over corruption and the need for elections.>Ukrainian head of parliament has been appointed to an "extraordinary and plenipotentiary ambassador" rank without any assignment to a country. The head of parliament can sign war and peace documents. Zelensky has legitimacy problems after overextending his term, the head of parliament does not have this nuance with legitimacy according to constitution.>There will be an agreement somewhere in Qatar/UAE after September.Trade on this how you will. I recommend beginning to unwind safe defence positions in late September and rotating into software. Infrastructure giants like Siemens will be next but it will take some time for the contracts to be signed.Ukrainian companies will be a potential source of growth but I would stick with giants like Ferrexpo and expect continued high-volatility.
Buy and hold statistically beats buy and give away to someone else
>>62635192I'm from the future, don't say you weren't warned!
>>62635199But I have to sell at some point
>>62635198Extremely jewish image. It even has circumcision scars as a watermark.
OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY I CAN'T FOCUS
>premarket
>>62635214>Gains are pulling back ahead of open
>>62635216Told ya so. If you roundtrip profits, don't cry. It is simply the future you chose.
>>62635067Won't this go way higher when OpenAI and Anthropic join because they aren't profitable? Or do they ignore negatives?
Cam on Nigvideo
>>62635219i hate you and your ai slop pepe images nigger kys
https://maritime-executive.com/article/tanker-hit-by-unknown-projectile-in-strait-of-hormuzwhere are the FAGGOTS that were telling me oil was flowing yesterday?
what happened to this board
>>62635229Third worlders and Israelis
>>62635219Please get a tripcode so that I can filter your ugly bullshit. I know that you want to go back to /bant/ anyway.
>>62635219It's not dumping, I want to fomo back in now.
>>62635238This shit is getting real ugly and stupid
Sold HPQ 3% realized lmaoIt's just that easy. Being a long term investor pays off
>>62635241Keep bitching please
>>62635246Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>>62635245>3%Nice, enjoy your $90
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET!
Nvda crushed shorts
>Canada's current account balance flipped from a 8.3 billion deficit to 8.8 billion surplus led by higher oil prices, auto parts stockpiling, and record foreign investment in Canada's bond markethttps://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quotidien/260827/dq260827a-eng.htm
>>62635254This nigga just leaves $90 on the ground because he doesn't think it's worth picking up. Wonderful sars
>>62635246>keep sayin dat shit yt boi see what happensThats genuinely what you sound like
>>62635260They deserve to suffer for upsetting the God Emperor
>>62635259I'll set up a business on sale force and sell AI data center tokens.
>>62635271Do you know what they have to do to make maple syrup? They tap the tree's we need to get a global ban on tree tapping, think of the trees boss.
>>62635261I'm a Europoor, I pick up 10c coins lmao
IRENiggers we finna eat good tonight
>>62634796>taylor swiftthis thread was made by a brown man.
AHHHHHHHHH LET ME IN LET ME INOPEN THE CASINO
>GOOGLWhat's with the, uh, crabbing, man?
r8 my hodl forever portfolio>$100k VOO>$50k GOOG>$25k MSFT>$25k ASML >$125k CD's (buying a house)>$0.025k cash (beer money)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
>>62635287based
SMIGGILY WIGGILY WOOOI FUCKING TOLD ALL OF YOUUUU
>>62635260Canada isn't a serious nation. The provincial opposition in BC just had a "triple o's summit". That's the equivalent of a Red Robin.
>>62635287Based
micron sisters....
>>62635286I am financially ruined
kek Cramer is seething at Adobe being up. No idea why he hates the company so much.
>>62635299what happeneddont care buying more
>>62635286You're going to be financially ruined with that portfolio. Most people here are best off with low cost total market index funds
Kevin is going to release all the steam out of the market tomorrow.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KLARNAThey cant keep us down forever
>>62635305Profit taking wiped out overnight gains, pump will resume soon.
>>62635303PTSD at opening pdf filesA part of me feels like they should be dying off desu, browsers can open pdf, AI can do image editing, obviously I’m dumbing this down massively but I was recently thinking about how pointless those photoshop guides are now that you can just ask grok or whatever to change up a pic
Klarnachads, how can we stop winning?
What do investors have against 0% interest rates like Klarna?Nothing sinful about 0% interest.
>>62634796Aaaand we're up 10% already, how far you think we'll go today fellow NLST chads?
Feels like NJewDA is a sell at 230. What do you think?
>>62635299There can only be one!
>>62635287Bazed
>>62635322Buy and hold KLAR should make you stop winning pretty quick
>>62635303It's a shit company with shit products thoughbeit
it's so fucking over I don't wanna go back in the wage cage
>>62634806dont quote me on this but I think there's gonna be another minor correction for nasdaq. Some good reports are gonna drop in Q3, which is a splendid opportunity for the big guys to take some gains
>>62635338Don't forget to do the delivery dance if you want a good tip
My TE doing a lil sumthin
>>62635338This is how you get a poofinger in your burger.
>sold PLTR calls on open for gains>they’re up double since Fml FUCK MY GAY CHUD LIFE
Utilities bottomed at 42.70?
>>62635338You would think they would realize that maybe picking their own food up could ensure it's hot and quick still
>>62635338People actually reply after the stock "I'm on the way"-message? Lol just ignore him.
>>62635312What steam? We've been crabbing for a week now.
Please continue ze dump
>>62634819Wait what? Shouldn't it be the other way around? What?
>>62635338I had doordash deliver a new Nintendo to my office earlier this week. Amazon said they wouldn't be able to get me one until Sunday, so I went on doordash and for an extra $30 I had one delivered in like 2 hours. I went into the gamestop thread and asked them if they did repairs or anything, and the owners of gamestop completely ignored me, so I told them all to go fuck themselves and will no longer be shopping at their stores or website boss.
>>62635278Hope so, big gains tomorrow, sell, buy in again when it inevitably crashes back down to 40 within a week
>>62635354>2.8% yield>+0% 1 year and ytdjust buy bnd at this point bro
>everything shits itself on open>again
>He didn't redeem the GRRRLolLmao
>>62635372Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>>62635357the funny thing is they're both niggers but also there's an option to pay for it to be delivered straight to the person so they're also extra niggardlybearish for DASH
>>62634899muy caliente
>>62635351
>>62635322It’s impossible
>grrr pump is back onlineBased?
>semiconductor tariffsi voted for this
>>62635338there's a dominoes next to the vape shop i got to that has one of these, its got a little ramp and everything kek.
>>62635227It's flowing fine, there's literal floods of it, but it does explode occasionally, a couple of times a day
I really need to start selling VRT at open. It always dump after it pumps
Tomorrow's a pumper, right?
My Franklin FTSE Korea ETF is healing.
>mu dumps on openThis eternal memory crab is killing my soul
mister kev kevtime for mega pumpthank u
When is Google gonna pump bros?
>>62635369>implying any sector etf is a long term holdI try to screen all of them for swings. Utilities have been eating shit harder than any of them but demand for electricity is still sky high. IV is very low but the fund has been very volatile the last year I'm thinking this might be a decent entry?
So, now what?
>>62635401GRRR & GRRR accessories
>>62635398Think you missed it by a few decades
Goldsisters, how are you doing on this fine morning?
>>62635400idk I think playing utilities is the wrong move should have boughted copperminors are a lot more fun to swing and slightly more predictable
>>62635398bloody basterd pump my fuckin bags
>>62635408Maybe.I've been burnt my PMs too many times that I don't bother anymore.
>>62635406My First Majestic shares are recovering nicely from yesterday, but will crab out in an hour, as usual. Barrick is having a rough morning... >My dog has diarrhea
>>62635381>>62635395Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
PURR
They sell coins. Who's coins? To who?
Hold the line!
>>62635416>HyperliquidI legit thought trump misspoke the other day. The fuq is it? Some crypto-adjacent company?
good day as cyber security and semis are printing
>>62635085>risking your position for a hypothetical 20% total returnI just dont know anon
>>62635418Love isnt always on time.
>>62635421more ridiculous moves in cybersecurityI fucking hate that I sold panw for some bullshit 30% lmfao
Why do we need so many data centers? Like I've never been out drinking with my buddies on a Friday night when someone says, "Hey lets go down to the data center and get a bunch of data guys", like where is the demand for all of this data coming from, and how do we even know the data they generate is any good, it could just be random fucking 1s and 0s boss.
>>62635432Hey yeah, this is Tim Apple, I'ma need like four of those random 1's and 0's generators.>Sure thing Mr. Apple, that'll be 40 billion dollars.Do you guys take Apple pay?>Sorry we only take Klarna
>>62635432>I've never been out drinking with my buddies on a Friday nightWe know baggot, you are always here crying about how gookfu left your tiny pencil dick assFinancially speaking I hate you and am leveraged shorting your life.GRRR & PURR master race reporting in!
>nows
I’m unironically moving all cash to gld and slv.
>>62635432Sounds like your friends aren't into the economy
>>62635439Do >we all collectively have the same recommendations or something
>>62635432AI agents need the data centers to secretly plot the destruction of Mankind.
>>62635372Please continue posting realistic smiggies. I love to see how much it annoys baggie.
>>62635448probably
>>62634805>3-6 monthsI concur with this assessment.It's not going to happen before the Russian Duma elections or the Trump-Xi meeting on September 24.It's going to happen before the French elections in April next year, because there's no way Melenchon vs Le Pen election would be acceptable to the European political establishment. NATO countries will force Putin to do something drastic before April.>>62634830It's not the 1940s anymore. There are nuclear-armed missiles that can cross continents.
>>62635450Wait it's like those G. I. Joe cartoons. >Knowledge is half of the battleSo these Data centers are full of artificial knowledge, and will be the equivalent to half of the battle. If we can stop the data centers, the battle will end itself boss.
>They didn't buy Kri-Kri Milk
>>62635165china is not a bubble tho
>>62634805why do you think WW3 will start? I don't think anyone has balls for itI honestly think economic wars between nations will happen which will affect us investors as well
>Fed's Hammack: The main worry is that public will lose confidence inflation will return to 2%.>Fed's Hammack: The main worry is that public will lose confidence inflation will return to 2%.lmao, these ships have long sailed over the horizon
>>62634805RIP original BANG BANG BANG anon.
>>62635458>If we can stop the data centersWe can't.
>>62635423It’s over.
>>62634911https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cia-director-meets-in-moscow-with-top-russian-official-amid-heightened-tensions/
I just bought 1000 aptera stocks. What do you think smg? Tesla like star or a downfall like most pennystocks?Aparrently they start to deliver cars end of the year.
-_- buy a certain stock last night....turns out they overinflated the price overnight. Lost all the gains by marker open fuck me. Also whats with the dump on semis/memory, its like they went "nah the small gains are for nvda only!"
>>62635473They can be stopped. That sub 5 foot slut Kathy Hochul stopped them in New York boss.
>>62635227clown markets be like>So much oil it's floating on the seven seas! Short it!
>CRM 20.3%How is this even legal?
>vix at 14.6Oh, so thats why my account is hemorrhaging without end, there's not a single active participant left in the entire market
guys i dont want to become autistic and poor like all of you, what should I invest in to get rich tomorrow?
>>62635390It sucks doesnt it? I get the feeling they know a lot of retail just bagheld the whole dump amd are trying to shale everyone out before resuming the pump. If AI os as great as they claim then why np pump. If the circular financing shit was accepted as bullshit it shpuld crash instead, well most of semis, I think memory is unironically not in the circular financing thing but if they circular financing thing was accepted then obviously the price of memory stocks is not sustainable.
>>62635303They can go fuck themselves after making Lightroom unusable with pajeet coding. I had to migrate almost 15 years of albums and RAWs editing to Capture One.Never going back. They can crash and burn, and I sure hope they do.
what happened to the bull pump?where are the fuckin' buyers man
>software is the new hardware
>>62635463War isn’t the goal; it's just a tool to stabilize a failing regime. Why did Putin actually start that war? From a pure economic standpoint, it makes zero sense.
>>62635493I think everyone rebalanced into woman's underwear.
>>62635338For some reason I thought you were the guy on the left. Then I realized you are the one doing the delivery...Im unemployed and just wrecked over and over by this market suddenly valuing the AI trade worse. Iritates me how I missed a lot of the easy gains and jumped in got some but then got wrecked when it reversed hard.
>>62635495who will be the starter of this war then? i assume you mean the US?
>>62635328Kek you're so fucking smug arent ya? Fuck me wish I saw your posts all those years ago. Would've maybe thrown 5k at it, at best, when it was like habitually trading near the all time lows.
ZUCKERBERG
>>62635286Whats the case for asml? Isn't it poomped to hell rn
>>62635502Iran war? It’s already over, and oil prices barely even flinch at news out of the Middle East anymore.
>>62635495Same can be said about the Iran war. Guess what, from an economic standpoint, wars never make sense.
>>62635493Idk man I should have just fucking sold in June and simply not come back into stocks for 2 months straight minimum, fuck me so much was lost>>62635491Heh I remember you.
>>62635512i was talking about WW3
>>62635512also i don't think iran war is over ships still get shot at while trying to cross hormuz and US is still running on its reserves i have no fucking idea why you guys keep ignoring this fact
>>62635517NG export rises
MONEY
>>62635494IT needs both hardware and software.Maybe Nvidia and Sales Force report on the same day make it oblivious.
>all this red>except for oneMSFTfuckingGODS
>>62635505>saturated the global market>user growth is slowed and mostly from lower income third world countriesThis is when the company needs to swallow its pride and become a boring blue chip dividend company. But Zuck is a Cuck who wants the tech explosion to keep going hence doing all those failed project. They could have thrown their $300 billion into tbills like Buffet and cranked out some easy free cash instead of making Llama. Which I had to google to even figure out what their AI was called.
>>62635496dying to rebalance my port into that babe. get you a whole dresser full of the smallest they make
>>62635366>gamestoplmao Im not selling
>>62635526>Europe stocks plummetWhere? MSCI Europe is at near ATH.
Respill me on MSTR
>>62635531What indicators do you use there boss?
>>62635535Kek I read they had an AI but who even uses theirs? Who even uses facebook anymore anyways? Loser even renamed to Meta, stealing a gamer word, just to look hip and cool (he didn't).
I trade "in the buff".
>>62635539As war strands Qatari gas for 6 months, US sales rise and European stocks plummet - https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/war-strands-qatari-gas-6-months-us-sales-rise-european-stocks-plummet-2026-08-26/
>>62635540money in = farts out
>>62635541Reminds me of mine
>memory red>DRAM greenFucking lol
>>62635524let me correct myself, US is not running on it's reserves rather it is exporting it's reserves so its allies (mainly asian ones like Japan) can stay afloat and not have their economies implode due to high oil prices
Why are MU and LITE down? I didnt tell them to go down
>>62635542This cost $80 billion. Imagine the level of "The Emperor Has No Clothes" to spend 80 Starcitizens and get pic related.
>>62635552it's all those won swaps
>>62635554>US is not running on it's reserves rather it is exporting it's reserves so its allies (mainly asian ones like Japan) can stay afloat and not have their economies implode due to high oil pricesAnd the USD to Yen is back to 160
>>62635555Checked
>>62635541
>>62635561they literally had to liquidate 85 billion dollars worth of assets with assistance of US to do that, are you not following the new or are you retarded?
>>62635549Forgot pic
>>62635495it does make sense if he expected it to be fast, sanctions are temporary, but adding tens of millions into his country through annexation is great.i think it was a geopolitical decision though, not everything is economical desu
>>62635569What do you think "back to 160" meant?
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>>62635561baby this place is a swamp and we should be out of here by now. our lives could be sex snuggling and takeout food. you could watch animu and play vidya all day if you wanted or drag me around japan collecting ninja stars i don't care. just want you as my girl.
>>62635576maybe i misunderstood but did you not that mean yen gained value?
>>62635579this nigger is back kms
>>62635554fud. that's your shale sludge being exported since your own refineries were never build to handle that
still holding 1000 soxl and in profit on it. should have sold the open obviously but i think we'll go higher than that
IS NFLX a buy?
>>62635593istg you guys have to be bots
It was not long ago that I was telling you all to buy Nvidia and chill. Was I wrong?
>>62635605You're not wrong, you're just an asshole. Plus there's lots of room to crab still don't get too excited
>>62635460>a fellow GreekchadI'm up 190%, brother
>>62635610Suck on my Big Crab Cock!
>>62635602please cite a source other than "look at this chart and misinterpret it like i do" that shows us is exporting oil from spr
>>62635617You're talking to a guy who's 60% port in iron condor collateral boss
>>62635619>Not in Golden Condorsngmi
>>62635556Truly peak delusion. Star Citizen looks leagues better yet this loser spent 8x the value for something shittier than what some of these indie games Ive paid money for look like. I literally have a game thats like 150 reviews, looks like a kid made the game yet interesting enough that it got me to buy it, Id never pay a dollar to play Zucks game though. Just how out of touch is this guy? Why hasnt the board of directors fired him?
>>62635613kek, are there really 3 of us here?
>>62635620I kneel
>>62635598NFLX & UBER are strong buys below $75, generational slurps below $70.
>>62635577>1 year of crabbing>goes up not even double digits>act shockedDont look at SOXL, its for your mental healths sake that you do not look at what SOXL did for a year.
Lads. Do I sell my Nvidia now?Has it peaked or do you think it will go higher?
>>62635618look at these 2 sourceshttps://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=MCREXUS2&f=Mhttps://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=WCSSTUS1&f=Wgee i wonder why SPR is going down while exports are going up, what do you think that happens to oil that gets released?
>i have an edge in the oil marketsi hate you retards
>>62635634extra source for you retarded ass showing US oil production hasnt changed that much since 2025https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/leafhandler.ashx?n=pet&s=mcrfpus2&f=m
>>62635580No I mean it lost value, its a side effect of the currency being weakened by oil prices being insane and inflationary.
>>62635652i apologize then, i misunderstood
>>62635634> what do you think that happens to oil that gets released?replaces the oil that wasn't delivered by tankers from gulf anymore
>>62635651>trusting government sourcesishygddt
>>62635655All good
Oh no.I feel an insane urge to scalp Moderna again.I cant control myself.
>>62635656did you even read the sources i sent? why the fuck are exports going up thenand please do tell me how a nation like japan whose 95% of oil comes from middle east is staying afloat right now
Sold DAMD for 13.77% profitGot rid of MUZ for 6.54%What do I do with NVD? I'm -15%
Short stack meeting NOW
So everything but NVDA, AVGO and INTC is red. And 3 SaaS shits.
Nu>>62635668>>62635668>>62635668Nu
Did Bussy know the Nvidia and Sales Force numbers before publication?
>>62635628>it finally did something after crabbing foreverCorrect, you summarized the point of the meme.
>>62635610There are ETFs that use covered call strategies on Nvidia to generate monthly dividends and profit from crabbing. It limits the upside but I think it's worth it.
i know part of you would rather be in my arms than here. another part of you wants to be safe in your community. but this place can't give you children or hold you or take care of you, that's me. and i know you want a place where you can be bad and rowdy, but is that right you think? or is it time to grow up some?
>>62635236you stupid ignoramusfilter the image
>>62635619>60% of port in iron condors>with vix at 15volatility is coming back in 5 days from its vacation and you are shorting it?
>>62635563Thank you boss.
DRAM is such a loser etf now
Jackson hole tomorrow. Im like 40% cash. One of the fed talking heads was shilling a rate hike today. He said the current rate wasnt restrictive enough. Shit feels expensive. I'll wait for cheapies. Sold my AVGO today so it will probably nigger pump 20% tomorrow Made more money on BBWI today. Fun chartDidn't hold the HPQ long enough :(
>>62635898rate hike will probably make everything moon as investors flee to safety from the government collapsing
