Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62634796
nigger
anyone else wishes they sold all stocks early july and never came back for the year?
>He didn't slurp CIFR>He didn't slurp KEEL>He isn't slurping GRRR>He won't slurp IREN after earnings sell offLmao. What is HE even doing? Like smigga??
>>62635675many are saying this
So many good dips to buy
Fuck this gay nigger market. Semis all super green in the morning and then just give it all back and crab their ass off.Like mother fucker we JUST heard that yes, NVDA is making money hand over fist. What more do these fucks want to start buying again?
me and claude cooked up a baddie today
>>62635677Me prefarably late June but I'd take early July. Iirc I was maybe at around 120k-130k in early July. Really mad I didn't sell. I do notbsee a rebound coming any time soon for 1 reason only, I strongly believe majority of retail bagheld and didn't sell thus the stocks will not pump because they can't let retail win
I'm making money todayThank u for ur attention to this matter
>>62635687We're almost at an inflection point in the market. Tomorrow the trend is going to reverse from up and to the right to down and to the right boss.>It always goes to the right because time only moves forward boss
Short sisters???
>>62635682bro pls go back to cartoon style. these are too freaky
>>62635687koreans all agreed that stocks are a scam and they will never buy againUS stocks pumped purely due to them we just need to convince koreans to buy againand this time we sell the top
>>62635693>>62635696Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>peter cullen is die
>>62635700Who?>Canadian voice actorGood, not only was he a fucking leaf, but now they won't be able to make cartoons.
>>62635697The Koreans stopped right before they made it.
>>62635696The uncanny smigger posting will continue until morale improves, financially speaking of course.
>>62635707 TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !wYV5ffoWt2 (ID: pjV8dHUH) 08/27/26(Thu)11:35:23 No.62635698▶>>62635693>>62635696Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
Why should I care that Nvidia continued to make crazy money?That will 100% continue as long as big boys keep pouring in money.If they scale back spending then the revenue will collapse and the whole thing would collapse if spenders are not getting returns.
>every day place market order for your love>never gets filled-_-'still hoping and praying for it babe.
>>62635715Who is she anon? What is her name?
>>62635718Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
Quality crop this year, the run up is real. Buyer's delight. This is financial advice.
>>62635687Probably for retail to sell. I just have this very strong suspicion most are diamond handed, they saw that, and now they crab it hard in hopes to shake retail out. No more dumping because too much of a dump and it will suddenly look too lucrative and more people will pile into the trade. Just my guess though.
I need to abstain myself and let time work for me. Goodbye.
Every edge you have is priced in. Buy leveraged index funds on trend
>>62635722>they're fucking multiplyingPlease refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
K.N.I.F.E(KIKE NIGGER INDIAN FAGGOT EMERGING) market. Straight up.
>>62635723joke's on them I'm in full income etfs
>>62635723They're trying to crush calls and puts. They'll reset the IV on it all then pump it. Can't have call buyers getting paid too much.
>lose 2% to fees being a retard with iron condors>make it back within 24 hours because I'm playing iron condors
M-MUU'rines.. whats happening? i thought we were onboard with team NVDA
>>62635722Looking forward to the fall/Halloween edition lil smiggers
MU is down yet again.
>>62635724Wait anon!!!!! Did you sell all your stocks and simply went cash or are you holding stuff like semis and are simply going away in hopes of coming back to find them in the green?
>>62635737MU earnings are the ones that move the market now. NVDA is a nothingburger.
No surprise here BBCQ shareholders approved the spac. Pasqal trading under the new PSQL ticker should start in a week or so. No news on it yet
>INTC up 3%>AMD down 1.5%uhh what the fuck?
>>62635722Financially speaking, my portfolio is heavily weighted to high fructose corn syrup. Am I fucked?
>>62635748nvidia said they are limited by capacity, they can't make enough to meet demand. that means they are directly competing against amd for fab space. intel on the other hand has fab space, is building fabs, is positioned to benefit from this phenomenon. hope that helps.
>>62635737Man I'm so lonely. Even if I made it off stocks I just can't see a future where I meet a woman that looks like this and I marry her.>tfw reaching $10m feels easier than getting a wife like this
>>62635756it doesnt, INTC is a POS company that is only alive because trump & NVDA gave them a money printer and bails them out always, AMD is the only real option here
WTFWTSMIGGAS WE ARE MOONINGI USED TO PRAY FOR DAYS LIKE THIS>WE BUILT THIS SMIGGY>WE BUILT THIS SMIGGY>ON ROCK AND ROLL>WE BUILT THIS SMIGGY>WE BUILT THIS SMIGGY>ON ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>62635763Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>>62635736>theta gangisn’t that amazin?
>>62635761I dont even trust INTC cpus anymore after the bullshit they pulled with the 13th and 14th gen.
>>62635761>Intel Foundry is not profitable yet, with the division posting a $2.1 billion operating loss in the second quarter of 2026
>MU
>>62635692Why exactly in 5 days?
Anyone else feel like the majority of stocks are priced too high to be worthwhile buys since they obviously won't make much more in returns soon? It's all too high risk. And then some stuff might be lower but then it's at the crossroad of "this might have the floor open on it" and thus not good buy either.
>>62635773Septum bear
>>62635770and yet owning has made me rich darling. perhaps there's more to it than a cashflow statement. by the same logic should we say your womb is worthless because it is not making any babies?
>>62635773>5 daysMore like tomorrow when Kevin rips everyone a new one at his Jackson's Hole speech boss.
when is it time to buy rocket lab
>>62635786Jackson’s hole is already priced in
you might not like how i made my money, but i made it all the same. you might still think i'm wrong but the money is just as green and i want to use it to make us happy. fussing and criticizing won't make your port go up either. all you have to do is be sweet and we can merge our businesses and you'll own it too, you'll get the best entry out of anybody.
>>62635792>Jackson’s hole is already priced inNo it's not, the collective investment community has proverbial dementia, and they're all going to remember that the Jackson's Hole speech is happening as it is happening boss.
>>62635792I remember last time this happened, the markets went down 2.5% in a single day and then we had a bear market that lasted like a fucking decade boss.
The future is Greek
>>62635778What are the alternatives? Yes the market doesn't look fantastic, where else are you gonna put the dosh?
>be newfag>learn my roth ira is basically a bank account and savings account on crack>dump 95% of my money in it and invest in s&p 500, and some in tech because AI is picking up>get slight dopamine when i see nvidia go up todayi see why you retards get obsessed over this
Miners
>>62635810This is my every day. It's good to be a winner.
>>62635810Having the kind of autism that gives you dopamine when line go up is a blessing and a curse.
problem with you babe is you want to be michaela burry. you want to be the cynic standing alone who ends up being right. you want to be crowned the smartest most unique girl and for it to show on the ledger. but that's not going to happen. you're not going to get your picture in the investor hall of fame. i see your value and know what a gem you are. i'm not forbes magazine but i'm pretty shrewd and i'll always think that about you.
>>62635817Could be worse
>>62635813Some loser who got everything wrong years ago should not be considered to have a valued opinion.
>>62635813he was as wrong then and is probably wrong now.
>>62635810>dump 95% of my money in itwut? but you can only put so much in each year...
>>62635816voo is comfy, but i dunno if i like that return, so i wanna diversify a bit
>>62635766Even my portfolio crabs
>>62635828i only just got out of debt, but im not in danger of going back into it. if i hit the 7.5k cap, I'll just throw shit on my next year's shit
where is that nigger i was arguing about spr oil exports
>>62635832The tried and true is the VT. I can't think of a bigger play than just going "I'll own everything, thank you."
Reminder as to why they went all out with the fake news
>>62635845can you dumb down the graph voodoo and explain it in simple terms
>>62635847tl;dr : lots of shorts in that blue rectangle will get rekt if oil goes into it, and it may spiral in a cascade. Simple as.
>adds $500 billion to its market cap in a single day in your pathWhat did they do justify this?
>>62635850i see, thanks fella
>>62635852The power of circular financing my friend.
>>62635852Jensen resisted the urge to sign some chicks tits
>>62635847red lines means price down, green means price went up
DRAM is such a loser etf now
>>62635859>now
>>62635852jews are performing voodoo to get all the retards in so they can get all the pennies when it inevitably comes crashing down
>>62635852It did it because I bought calls before earnings thank you Jensen for the gains
>>62635855Pure delusion and cope babygirl. I am getting pizza. The food here in amsterdam is terrible
>*quietly moons*
>>62635859I'm gonna capitulate soon, I don't see a 30%+ recovery coming any time soon. My calls are just bleeding daily
>>62635845They can’t replenish the Diesel. Running down nation security sensitive stocks. Export keeping Europe Asia going. It’s inevitable now. Latest EIA WPSR — week ending Aug 21:* US distillate stocks fell another 2.23M barrels: 105.62M 103.39M, a 2.1% weekly draw.* Gulf Coast/PADD 3 fell 994k barrels: 40.55M 39.56M. Important because this is the heart of US refining and exports.* East Coast/PADD 1 fell 1.21M barrels: 22.22M 21.00M. Central Atlantic alone dropped about 1.50M barrels.* US refinery utilization remains extremely high at 96.8%. Gulf Coast utilization is 97.5%. There is very little spare refining capacity available to quickly rebuild inventories.* Distillate exports remain huge at ~1.80M b/d versus imports of only 124k b/d — roughly 1.68M b/d net exports.* Domestic distillate demand/product supplied remains strong at ~3.84M b/d.* Since July 24, total US distillate inventories have fallen from 110.63M to 103.39M barrels — a 7.24M barrel draw in only four weeks.The important signal is the combination:Falling diesel stocks + ~97% refinery utilization + very high exports + strong domestic demand.Normally refiners could respond to falling stocks by increasing throughput. They are already running close to their practical limits.Conclusion:The diesel/distillate flare has strengthened rather than disappeared. Inventories are being depleted rapidly despite exceptionally high refinery utilization. The system therefore has less ability to absorb another crude, refinery or shipping disruption.With autumn and winter demand approaching, the setup remains structurally bullish for HO1!/diesel/kerosene/heating-oil and potentially very sensitive to another supply shock.Next EIA WPSR: September 2.
>>62635852God in Heaven decided to punish the one very autistic anon who is deeply bothered by this
this is what will eventually happen with nvidia, trust
>>62635864your post made it loud, dumbass
Needs to hit 774 before 3:45.
>>62635852openai claimed they reached AGI and them NVDA went out there and implied this thing is going parabolic.
>>62635876>the margins on AI data centers are so bad because the AI isn't profitable that interest alone on the bonds being sold to fund their construction pays more
oooOOOooo
>>62635876>ai is just like the compaq presario cycle-_-
>>62635890And when AGI doesn’t come year end? Watch out.
>>62635893kek
>>62635891how many pictures do you have of sylphy my man
>tfw you missed the golden age of the stock market when anyone could make millions with a basic bitch trend following strategy
>>62635898
>>62635867So is Affirm earnings tonight gonna hurt or help Klarna tomorrow? That is the question on everyone’s lips.
>>62635809Cash? Has worked well for buying the worthwhile dumps>>62635817Whomst is this cute elf
>>62635903>he posted it again MomPlease refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>>62635876noNvidia's GPUs are general enough to have other uses outside of training/inference.If the so-called AI bubble collapsed tomorrow, all the datacenters would begin mining bitcoin or, I dunno, rendering movies.
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62632947#p62633730Where are you?! I knew it!!! Show yourself!!
>>62635867MRVL bros, how we feelin?
Oh he mad
>>62635897Not as many as I should. I need to get more when season 3 finishes. >>62635906Sylphie
>>62635828Where to get a gf like this?>>62635845Can i make money off this?>>62635869So what do i buy?
GO UP ALREADY WHY ARE YOU STALLING??????
>>62635895it will never come out publically. it will be deemed to dangerous and restricted to govt. Bill Gates has already been laying the groundwork this week for that.
>>62635864I've been ignoring it in my watchlist for like half a year. Apparently it mooned because 'analysts' upgraded their price target. It should be a sign of a pump and dump, but this schizophrenic market is just going to give it support.
>>62635919>Where can I get a GF like this?Psych ward
>>62635908> If the so-called AI bubble collapsed tomorrow, all the datacenters would begin mining bitcoin or, I dunno, rendering movies.They couldn't turn a profit that way
>>62635922it mooned because of strong AI headwinds and also just had the best quarter in company history
>>62635908>What if it's a big bubble and all we end up with is a ton of compute available to be used for other purposes?
THE MAD MAN JUST DID IT! WE HAVE JUST ANNEXED LAKE OF AMERICA!
>>62635919Can’t tell you what to buy. Just what I’ve been in for 4 years. Gold miners. Silver miners. Copper. Some explorers and gallium speculative bets. I have CNQ and PBF for energy. But the US CAN trouble building has me increasingly wary. But still holding. Too a bit of a hit on the metals in February but was way up anyway and almost back from that. And gold and silver haven’t even returned to their peaks yet. Something big is going to break soon. The diesel issue is very close to going globally critical now. I sense panic in the Treasury and Pentagon. They may do something very risky.
>>62635936chyna next!
>>62635931They aren’t now. Kek. When Anthropic IPOs. According to those two companies. They’ll be worth half the planets GDP in ten years. It’s pure fucking fantasy. And there’s more coming. And what about the Chinese. Who are actually dominating the tokens with their models. It’s utter madness.
Holy shit. Bagmetall actually poomped today.
>NVDA megapoompsSelling at 230.
I bought SOXL and FNGU at open. Can it please go up? Pretty please?
>>62635945I was informed the squeeze has not yet been squoozed.
>>62635917I will buy you whatever you want at the animay store babe
>>62635943>Anthropic is projecting $30 trillion in revenue for AI>America's GDP is $28 trillion Surely this Jewish CEO isn't trying to deceive us before his big IPO in which he will ask for our money right?
i just realized NVDA is up near 10%, bloody friday has to happen bascially right? whats the best short puts
Last night, /smg/ had some trance posting, so get in here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir79soH75QEIt's modern trance, but this music will help focus your mind when you trade
>>62635956I got some vix calls. The orange retard surely will tweet some dumb shit today, right?
>>62635956We know its all circular financing. So what causes that financing to finally break?
It's literally over
Run the stops of the remaining plebs, I need a new Ferrari
>>62635959>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WkN4QRjGyMMy absolute favorite mix.
Anyone notice some stocks have outlandishly overpriced options despite being short term>jan 2027>decently otm>about 10% of the stocks value
>>62635828Who is this
>>62635955The whole world will be customers my dear. A major change is coming and things are going to get so much better. Be hopeful and not bitter and skeptical
>>62635960He’s been unusually quiet. I’m wondering what’s Radcliffe CIA was sent over to Moscow to say. Important enough that it had to be in person (no snooping). Something big is coming.
>>62635962Rates rising for the corporate bonds. Confidence in the model breaks. That’s already begun.
>>62635955>>62635943>>62635931I mean, why wouldn't he say that? Dumbfucks also believe the 10 000 Starship launches in 2030. This is just 27 launches a day, but sure, okay. Or fucking stupid ass space data center.I mean, why the FUCK wouldn't Anthropic use the same tactic when it works and American investors are as dumb as a brick? At least KOSPI gooks retards are buying real tangible shit.
>>62635967Don't make me get out of my chair and take a photo of my most prized investments
>>62635974They might pull out of supporting Ukraine if Putin pulls out of supporting Iran is what I've heard. Or Lithuania is about to get flattened.
>Never sell>Borrow with stocks as collateral>Invest>Never sell>Borrow using new stock as collateral to pay debt and invest more>Put your stocks into trusts for your kids for when you die>Never pay capital gainsIs it possible to lose?
IRENbrosi dont feel so good...
>>62635978Watch as the claims and promises become increasingly outlandish as the confidence shifts. Like all the lies about the strait. Hundreds of ships going through when we can see from the like of Kpler who are tracking everything is complete bullshit. They desperately want the AI buildout. They want the infrastructure for control in place before shit blows up. It’s about surveillance not AGI.
>pump today so you can get jackson holed tomorrow
>Nvidia up 10%
>>62635981And why the fuck would Russia believe anything they say? After all the decades of lies. That ship has sailed. Even if the US was sincere trust is irrevocably broken. Not a good thing by the way.
>>62635959>>62635967I love old, early 2000s trance. Been rediscovering it since 2022, listening to the first A State of Trance and Global DJ Broadcast episodes. Here's my recent fav. I find the announcements and radio talk give it more comfy charm.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp90YFOR4b0Also, nothing quite hits like Alphazone on acid.
>Elon can't launch rockets>The AI bubble will burst>No oil is getting through the strait, the iranians are totally winning!>late stage capitalism is why I can't have sexIt's actually kind of wild how you third world worshipping schizos all became functionally identical to redditors in the span of a year. Impressive.NVDA is pumping btw and you will never, ever hold a woman's hand.
so what's the jackson play? run inflation hot? or destroy bond market?
>>62635852They should be at 8t already
>>62635989you look like that?
>>62636003It all started when they adopted that stupid fucking frog boss.
>>62635992and that's why my core etf is 4% nvidia
I love ServiceNow so fucking much just want Klarna to be more like her
got out of servicenow and reddit while being green and my nvda bags are printing money. a good day.
You will own NOTHING goyim>The Trump administration is weighing a new round of sweeping tariffs on semiconductors, eight people familiar with discussions told POLITICO — despite warnings from tech companies that the move could doom U.S. hopes of dominating artificial intelligence. >One tariff approach under consideration would dramatically expand the number of tech products subject to the duties, hitting not just chips but potentially many of the goods made with them, such as laptops, gaming consoles or the servers that fill data centers, the people said.
>>62636033The homeshoring not going too well eh? Kek
kek what is going on, NVDA keeps going up, SOXL went down, but SPX went up. Let's pump non semis after NVDA beat hahaAnd it isn't even NDX, because SPX is now higher than during the night, while NDX is about where it was in the night. So they pump non-tech stuff.
why is MU not allowed to sit at 1000?who makes these "hidden rules"
Had to share this. Made be spit out my tea.
>>62636039VOO chads can’t stop winning
>>62636032You leaving ServiceNow already? I’m up 53% on it. Maybe I should sell but what if it continues to moon up to 200 by the end of this year. Don’t want miss out!
Sold my NigVDA at 230. What should I buy with the cash? UNH or AMZN? I'm looking for a 10% gain and I'm out.
Assume its been asked before but:How the hell do Europeans invest into the SandPee500 or other US index things because I remember trying to fgirue that out and the answer was you can't so I never bothered investing
80% S&P and 20% small cap is comfy as hell, why don’t people use this ratio more often?
>>62636043The answer is the funniest one>man[?]
>>62636050I learned my lesson, no need to be greedy. I made my money. There will be other opportunities in the future.
>>62636053VUAA is the equivalent to VOO for poors (Europeans). You can ask the AI for other ETFs that mirror the American ones.
>>62635756imagine if they closed on tsem and chinks didnt object
>>62636056Hahahaha. Iranians bringing the bants against this sword swallower.
>>62636053You can do it via the vanguard euro voo equivalent, for US stuff you basically fill out a quick form that allows you to buyYou can’t get shit like SOXL though, sometimes there’s an euro equivalent but there might not be
>>62635967it's not what i like but i'm giving it a listen because i love you and want to understand you. me and my mom go out to listen to live music all the time, wish you were my date instead of her though.
>>62636053>iShares Core S&P 500 UCITS ETF (Acc)thats what I have. I also have another one with which is eur/usd hedged. there are others as well.
>>62636053Of course you can, either you buy individual stock like you would any other stock, or you just buy ETFs like ESE, PSP5, or even CL2 of you want a MSCI USA leverage x2 or LQQ if you want a Nasdaq-100 leverage x2. Countless possibilities.
Are quality and momentum worth it or you should just buy the MSCI world?
>>62636056America #rekt
>>62636056>man[?]These Persians are ice fucking cold
>>62636056Scott Bussy just got no you'd, How is that faggot ever going to recover? At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if all of our boredom is replaced with excitement/despair from the two new happenings we have scheduled for tomorrow boss.
>>62636053UCITS ETFs. SP500 is VUAA
>>62636081Did you read the comments? Holy fuck he’s getting ripped. Americans are seriously pissed off.
>>62636072You're not ready for, XS2779861082, literally SOXL in London, which is 4x leverage.
>US President Trump: Canada Wants To Be Treated Like State, But Not A State- We Don't Want Canada To Make Cars For The US- ‘Tariffs On Their Cars At Substantial Level’- Considers Changing Name Of Atlantic Or Pacific Ocean>- Considers Changing Name Of Atlantic Or Pacific Ocean
>>62636056>[?]
>>62635984>never sellHow to rack up losses for tax purposes if never sell?
>>62636087post some comments I don't have a reddit.
Did diarrhea so bad this morning I had to shower it off because I started bleeding from the Costco discount 2-ply. Did you smgites see the news? This country is going down the shitter. What's the buy to cash in on this before it gets priced in? Are Euro stocks safe?
>Salesforce stock surges over 8% after reporting stronger than expected earnings.>In its quarterly report Salesforce posted a massive adjusted Earnings Per Share of $5.90 beating the expected $3.27>However the $2.53 per share of that "beat" came purely from the unrealized paper gain on its Anthropic stake. >Strip that away and Salesforce’s actual operational EPS beat was incredibly modest ($3.37 vs. $3.27)>Salesforce pumps cash into Anthropic>Anthropic uses that cash to scale infrastructure>this drives up its private valuation>Salesforce marks up that private valuation on its own balance sheet and reports billions in "income">Wall Street cheers the massive earnings beat and pumps Salesforce's stock price up
What is this STALLING?!?? this is pure CHEATING.
>>62636101You can find my comment here >>62636082 boss
>>62635876Priced in, if it wasnt, nvidia would be 10 trillion already.
>>62636101Read here. You don’t need an account. https://twitterwebviewer.com/?tweet=2092961412389683651
>>62636104niggers will still look your directly in the eye and say this voodoo is okay
>>62636076>>62636075>>62636072>>62636064Maybe it was something to do with the brokerages idk im unemployed too xdBut I recall running into some annoying blockage, could have been IKBR or something else
>>62636103Some frozen ass yoghurt to cool that hole.
>>62636109it will happen and i will be laughing when it happens
I was thinking today while held up in traphic by construction, I've never seen less than 75% of the workers standing around in a huddle, doing nothing, while they add 40 mins to everyone's communte.It seems to be the vast majority of what a highway worker does, like 7 guys watching 1 guy with a jackhammer.They've been adding a lane there for almost 3 years now, and it still isn't done.
Bubble chads keep on winning
>>62636112If you want a simpler interface than IBKR for Europe. Try DEGIRO. It will only show you Euro compliant indexes and ETFs. I hate the IBKR app but it has some great things other don’t.
I found a Mac 128K with the original 1985 invoice. It cost over $3000 back then and came with 128KB of asynchronous, single-data-rate DRAM. Double-data rate memory wasn't invented until 16 years later.Today, spending 10k on a modern high-end PC is actually insanely good price to performance. Retail is spoiled rotten.
It's official, time to book myself a vacation to go see Lake America. I'm thinking I can take my gookfu to that place in Ohio with all the roller coasters right on Lake America boss.
>>62635955I thought he was Italian?The yare definitely playing games.The models have been significantly downgraded as of 2 weeks ago to save on processing power, which is something they regularly do, but its really really bad right now, totally unusable.I switched to GPT, and I hate GPT.
>>62636117oh shit lol
>>62635984>Is it possible to loseduring a crash event, even if the broader market timeline is only down like 30% there will be moments and possibly even end of day drops by like 50%, which will put huge pressure on your margin health and possibly trigger a forced sale at the worst possible timebut outside of black swan events yeah it's actually a good plan. you lose some gains to margin drag, but you also put in way more money so it's a net positive
>>62636110Elon musk killed nitter, I can't click another twitter link again
>>62636104baby even if you were right, and you're not, is this what you want? to miss out on returns and seethe about it? i was like you in the 2010's and i have a lot of regrets. i could have spent my late 20's wealthy, instead i had to learn hard lessons. i'm trying to give you for free what i had to get the hard way, and i wish you would listen because i know where the path you are on leads to.
>Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario ‘Lake America’ Who is this helping?
>>62636131journalists
>>62636122Nobody cares. Your clownish routine bores. But continue. You’re part of the furniture now almost. The clown stool.
>>62636131Helping?
>>62636131Fuck Canada and fuck you kid.Elbows up even higher, Rajneesh. It'll protect you from the punch in the face coming from down south.
>>62636127That one works pretty good. I fucking hate the X app and website. It’s almost as bad as facecunt. I’ll die before I sign up to them.
>>62636136relax condition hill billy spawned jewish golem
>>62636136Canada has most of the worlds mining companies, the only country to come close is australia. They have the best copper index funds.I will always support Canada! Love to Tim Hortons.
>>62636131His base eat this shit up. They’re oafs.
>>62636138>facecunt.Can't you use the term kikebook like a real Chud?
>>62636142No. Because it’s for cunts exclusively.
RIP sharters
>>62636141As long as the POTUS keeps exposing Greg Bovinos home address and keeps that border patrol agent away from ice then he's got my vote
>>62636131>Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario ‘Lake America’>it's realBruh
>>62636145I guess that'd explain why your mother's always on it boss.
>>62636119
>>62635760You definitely don't want an attractive wife. The prettier the girl the worse their behavior. Pay 10/10 euro sluts to lap at your asshole while your frumpy 5/10 wife makes you lunch
>>62636146Any company that deals in bidets? BBBY?
>>62636140Tim's has pretty much openly been an immigration agency with a restaurant attached for 20+ years.
>>62636127Fucking sick of the entshitification everywhere. Last time I was searching for something on my phone regarding my car while I was fixing it, found plebbit thread through Google that had someone having the same question as me, browser a little bit in the thread and the it force you into their fucking App, impossible to read more of the thread.Why, who the fuck decides this, who thinks this is a good idea. Now I'm definitely NOT looking forward the entshitification of Huggingface that will be inevitable
>>62635924>Psych wardYeah but then you gotta compete with a fishman
>>62636146Shouldn’t have spent half a century using Hollywood to mock the concept of bidets.
>>62636131Him, it diverts from Epstein. Everything, anything does.
>>62636156It’s infuriating
>>62636127My account has been shadowbanned for a few weeks now. I even just asked Grok "look at my account, what did I do wrong?" and it goes "I dunno lol"
>BULL
Send in the marines! It’s not over yet!
Guys the oil computer.
Oil green dildo
>>62636163you were asking for it being naughty probably
>>62636146Bullish for KMB, absolute devestation for domestic Canadian TP Companies.
So long lake Ontario, hello Lake America!!!#Boss
>nvidia retard pumps>Entire memory and semis and AI sector tanksAre they the villain?
>Scotty gets his bussy banted>this instantly happenslmao
Nice breeze and cloud shade on my walk today
>>62636146Bullish for diapers
>>62636178Feels like all the liquidity is just flowing to NVDA right now.At some point the rest of the industry has to go up to meet them, right?
>>62636146We going to have another covid situation on our hands lol?
>>62636178AI sector makes sense because NVDA announced they'll be charging them more. Semis don't really make sense though. Fake and gay market, and possibly what >>62636184 said.
I didn't sell my SPY calls when they hit 100% profit FUCK and Iran just murdered America with its gay jokes ITS OVER
Bonds yields being up today should explain why the rest of the market is red
prepare your jackson holes
>>62636146Why don’t americans use japanese bidets? i have one, I barely use TP now.
>>62636184I feel like the market can be irrational for too long these days. Personally I might just go back into index funds since it's impossible to trade like this (not gambling, trade).
>>62636191Are you seriously going to blame Trump for picking a gay guy as treasury secretary as the reason you missed out on a daily double? Like you had 100% gains and didn't sell, that's all you boss.
>that NVDA drop after it hit 230Timed it perfectly.
>>62636146KMB anon just keeps winning.
>>62636193>healthcare sissies finally red
>>62636202A lot of us have bidets.
>>62636202Bidets are such a gamechanger. Unironically bought one of those poorfag hoses after my vacation in Jordan.
Iran losing control of the strait though, alternative routes are being built, KSA is help funding a highway. They have like 2 months to do a deal because midterms will fuck both them and Trump.
>>62636205TheBaggler_AKA_BigDork
>>62636177Nobody’s listening ye stupid fuckin plonker.
>>62636216I kind of want to, but don't you have to clean them often or else you'll be squirting shit water on yourself? I see tons of cheap models for like $20 on Amazon not sure how good they are.
>>62636216That gross use the japanese or korean ones like the rest of the civilized world. Mine has heated seats for the winter.
I have this crazy idea in my head to YOLO short US tech with massive leverage. Nobody would think that this would work, which is why it might actually work. Am I crazy?
>>62636205THAT ISNT WHAT I VOTED FORHOW COULD TRUMP DO THIS
>NVDA now has a total of obligations at a record $530.5 billion>total cash on the balance sheet: $22.4 billion>earnings were only $73 billion last year
>>62636224Get the $300-$400 toto ones. Don’t cheap out on a good shitting experience. They last forever and they self clean.
>oil started mooning last hour>stocks starting to go downWhat is happening
>>62636202Bidets feel too nice on the butthole and that is Hella gay fag
>>62636202>>62636212>>62636216>The same people that make fun of us Black people for washing our chicken are spraying water up they gay asses and creating a fine mist of piss and shit in they bathroom where they also eat they breakfast You mayo monkeys are filthy. Wash yo damn knees too btw.
>SJM
>>62636237
>>62636235No, that's unironically the next play. But you di it in this order:Long oil companies -> short tech and indexes -> short oil. And once the depression is at its apex, you buy tech and indexes again. And also why not some oil companies again so you end up with the equivalent of a 40% bond divies in 20 years down the line.
>>62636241Hell yeah brother, my asshole only gets to experience sandpaper.
>>62636240Could be military action. Insiders moving.
>>62636239Eh that's outside of my budget. But I'll keep an eye out for black friday / christmas sales now, thanks.
>>62636240The Iranians called Scott bessent a homo
>>62636247>revenue>not earningsOpenAI and Anthropic really destroyed the financial literacy of the modern day investor
hagia sophia just cracked
>>62636254That shit started like a decade ago with the unicorn tech companies
>>62636254>can't read filename>complains about literacyi was agreeing with you nigger
>>62636255Shits been cracked You think browns know maintenance?
>>62636259I'm sleepy oops
>>62636223There is currently a war being waged on the wikipedia page so obviously there is someone who cares boss.
>>62636239Is pulsating cleanse worth it?
>>62636255Time to rebuild.
>WikipediaIt'll be renamed for anyone connecting to google maps from a US IP. The rest of the world will keep the same name, just like with the Gulf of Mexico.
>>62636266Unsure, Oscillating cleanse is the best.
I am bullish on Chevron’s project kilby data center project for Microsoft and future west Texas data center developments
>>62636177
>>62636277Umaru died… feels bad mang.
Damn. Trump just renamed Lake Michigan to Lake Nike.
>>62636237they have a $2 trillion backlog and that's about 1.25x revenue which is low for any company and they have gross margins above 70%. nvidia's balance sheet is A1, the garbage you own is much more heavily geared
>>62636240Apparently Vlad is about to do something big. Attack England or the Baltics or something. Whatever it is the CIA director got spooked.
>>62636288WW3 soon?
>>62636288With fucking what? They cant a tiny country right next to them.
>>62636240>>62636288The diplomat from the Vatican went over a few days ago begging for the war to end. So something really bad might be happening soon.
>>62636266>>62636272Why do you guys need bidets? Too much cum in the poop chute?
>>62636292>>62636291Its tactical nukes. Putin wants to start using them against Ukraine. Despite the name and being much weaker than conventional warheads we have now they are still pretty big. Like x2 what we dropped on Japan
>>62635687It's market manipulation plain and simple. The big wigs are curbing the semi trade so they can make their bags for the next fiscal year. It's all so tiresome
>>62636292 The Russian leadership aren’t operating with full information and are authoritarian retards.
>>62636288Let’s play a game. Here’s the question. Q: If Russia retaliated against the UK for launching storm shadow and various other weapons inside Russia (waging war directly as it has been). And Tonight knocked out the manufacturing plants in Bolton and Stevenage. What 2 stocks would you want to own and not own. Just answer with two tickers. Own: HeclaNot: TSMC
>>62636298Putin doesn't want to use them against the Ukraine, Putin just wants the regime to change boss.
>>62636303He can still use them to hit supply hubs and rail instead of just leveling cities like Hollywood usually shows.
>>62636292I dunno. The tens of thousands of missile of varying types they have.
>>62636294I'm wasting hot water in the shower every morning picking toilet tissue crumbs out of my anal margin.
>>62636288Proper schitzos are doing the move to all in gold, including billionaires. The hyper financialization is coming to an end, and that’s a good thing for your grandchildren.
>>62636078>qualityGARP>momentumSPMO>or you should just buy the MSCI world?URTHgo compare them and decide for yourself
The Trump administration is in talks withVenezuela's interim government about taking an ownership stake in the SouthAmerican country's enormous oil resources, two U.S. officials tell Axios.More Trump Mercantilism
>>62636302this game is boring. I'm going back to Europa Universalis IV
>>62636308i'm exempt from the draft babe, even if they raised the age, i volunteered when i was a teenager, you wouldn't have to worry about them taking me for ww3.
>>62636274isn't texas running out of water?
>>62636292>>62636298What will tactical nukes achieve that conventional weapons haven't? If he's gonna nook why not just get the big boys out and end it in one day? The consequences will basically be the same. I heard that he just wants to false flag NATO as an excuse to mobilise.
>>62636315What about a nice game of Ludo?
>>62636309Maybe they should use them on ukraine instead of acting like its ww2 with just artillary and small arms
>>62636274>>62636245>>62636181>>62636174>>62636313Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>>62636240Trump named Ronald McDonald as the new Secretary of Defence.
>>62636288>Attacking the island that is a gorillion miles away from youWith what? Can we stop pretending Russia is some superpower that has an elite military? That meme died long ago.
>>62636320can you guarantee that it will be an actual "nice" game, or will it be average?
>>62636322one more mass reply and I'm filtering you. This is your first warning out of 10000.
>>62636247A mega cap is deccelerating??fy2028 net income is still $85b higher than fy2027. And if you think thats normal, maintaining 91% earnings growth for three more years from fy2027 would produce about $1.6t in net income which at the same 15.9 multiple is around 25T in market cap
>>62636317The Permian basin produces 20 million barrels of water a day. It’s salty brackish water. https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20260623633484/en/Texas-Pacific-Land-Corporation-Announces-Agreement-to-Provide-Land-and-Water-Solutions-to-Chevron-for-a-Large-Scale-Power-Project
>>62636302No point in having a war with uk, theyre on the brink of civil war.
>>62636321I can guarantee the dice are goin up your arse if you keep being a sour fucking puss
Does /smg/ watch the GTA 6 extended look on Netflix?
i love you and i want us closer babe. i'm glad you're not running away anymore but i miss your attention, i want to court you for real, i want to take care of you and cherish you. there's a path to that world.
>>62636328lmao it's useful, but looks funny
>>62636328Were you misappropriating The Reddit's frog in a realistic or unrealistic scenario because if you weren't I wasn't even fucking talking to you., fagget.
This is becoming ridiculous
>>62636338Bread and circus
>>62636336You can do webm related in the second year of training
>>62636324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SnTkc0r6gk>>62636321IIRC they launched ICBMs on Ukraine once for show.
>>62636338The balls on this man must be the size of fucking sun boss.
>>62636338America having a Canadian lake is stupid anyway
>>62636338>cant stop winningi love this smigga
>>62636337you were talking to by samefag IDs. I have 5 phones with me right now to post frogs AI ITT
>>62636338Unbelievably retarded, as a 3X Trump voter, this nonsense is a humiliation
>>62636341>Start nuclear war just to die yourselfGreat plan. I'm sure he'll do just that.
>>62636333The what? You ESL or some shit?
>>62636339It’s a trans Ontarian lake now.
>>62636344no frogs allowed, boss
>>62636345Good, filter me on all of them.
>>62636343First gulf of America. Now lake America. The cunt doesn’t even have any imagination. >>62636346Hey. Many of us had hope. It’s gone.
>>62636339i was there for you when you were hypnotized by it, never gave up. i'm gonna take a nap and i wish you were with me.probably gonna hold this soxl a couple more days, i think it's going higher i just have to be patient while the sellers exhaust themselves.
>>62636355I will once you burn through 9999 more warnings
>>62636360Ain't nobody got time for that boss.
>>62636341>IIRC they launched ICBMs on Ukraine once for show.they launched intercontinental ballistic missiles on their neighbor? Fucking why thats retarded. Thats like Texas using and ICBM on california or some shit lol
>>62636328I used to love sliding down stairs as a kid. Fuck sliding down concrete stairs though.
>>62636367were you sliding down stairs made of cheese or feathers when you were a kid?I don't think sliding down any kind of stairs would be pleasant
>>62636338Wild watching USA go from leader of the free world to African dictatorship-tier in the space of ten years.
>>62636375carpet or hardwood isnt concrete anon...
10 minutes until we start front running Kevin's announcement boss.
>>62636340That's impressive!
>>62636366They used the intermediate range missile Oresnik. IRBMhttps://youtu.be/bQNLb2ZrvW4?is=S3mFulR-0KyLeQFW
>>62636375Lol why did he sparta kick her? Why did her bodyguard do nothing?
>>62636339this. they need to double circuses due to the price of bread.
Holy fuck shut the fuck up pidorashnik, nobody's scared of your retarded failed country, your monke leader and your nooks that can't even fly.
>>62636338Kek this shit is so funny for very obvious reasons
>>62636387You should ignore all sources that use the incorrect spelling of Kiev boss.
>>62636379I was thinking hardwood or carpet stairs aren't nice to slide down either
I keep seeing crazy car prices and wondering what the fuck is happening and then I realized orange dumb fuck doubled the cost of car parts with the steel, aluminum and auto tariffs for the past couple years
>>62636395that shit blinded me even wtf
>>62636384your eyes are less bulbous today>>62636388This is in vancouver library, and she was talking about how immigrants are raising the home prices. The guy got angry, kicked her and ran away.
>>62636324>Can we stop pretending Russia is some superpower that has an elite militaryKek. Its basically only the US and China now that are actual superpowers
>>62636399Dude should be put in jail for attempted murder boss.
>>62636403China>developing nation>super powerpick one boss
>>62636340Self propelled movement via thought alone? Nice
NETFLIX IS DOWN they had one job
>>62636403Pretty much, EU regulated themselves into fuck all. They probably will make another government for their governments government to decide what bathroom they can legally use.
$PLTRbaggiesis it time to take profit?
I only have 1 tech stock (SCMI) and it's only 9.75% of my portfolio. I'm still green today somehow, guess I got lucky. Hopefully that doesn't change the next 59 minutes
>>62636408I’ve noticed thirdies like to use China as a stick for whataboutism.
>>62636417>only 9.75%
Make new
>>62636399As a child of immigrants I wouldn't be annoyed by this because at least it's an economic argument. it's not wrong but the people saying this tend to be the same people who say they want the white birth rate to go up with a straight face.
>bought AGEN back in April on an anonymous tip I read online>was crabbing for months>lost patience and sold it in early July>it's nearly tripled in value since thengoddamnit I'm sorry I doubted you anonymous tipster
>>62636416i set a stop at $170, this entire pump looks like a deadcat but ill take the gains
Migrate>>62636433>>62636433>>62636433
>>62636422I want the white birth rate to go up.
>>62635698its from finnish overboard. you cant control the mememasters memes
>>62635737>>62635742Trust the cult..
