Sheep edition.Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62635668
Name a country that is generally undervalued with trustworthy people and great potential foe innovation
i own a lot of CRWD
When will memorygo back to ath!!!!!!!
No one knows who i was in the last thread.
>>62636446On the same day I finally get a gf.
I predict a big day for Iren
>>62636446I dumped all my memory last week. I expect it to go to ATH again eventually but I lost my patience with the constant wild swings it was having. Made a decent profit from it so I'm not mad, just disappointed that it didn't go higher sooner.
>>62636433Lmao should have named it Muslim goonbait edition
>>62636441Poland
>>626364462 more weeks
>>62636460Poland is the pimple on the arse of Europe
>>62636441vietnam
How does this chart make you feel
>>62636466Extremely Jewish post
>>62636466In Poland they need 3 people to screw in a lightbulb. One man holds the lightbulb while on the ladder, and the other two men pick up the ladder and rotate it.In Western Europe they don't change the lightbulbs because the electricity doesn't work anyway boss.
i should've bought msft
WE'RE SO BACK BABY
>Nvidia confirms AI is here to stay and moons>Semis and memory all shit themselvesI don't get it.
WW3 CONFIRMEDhttps://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1vzi226/wsj_confirmed_cia_chiefs_surprise_moscow_trip_was/
Soooo Marvell and Iren what’s the play
is anyone here buying calls and puts for tomorrows fed meeting? im indecisive what are you getting please shill me something
>>62636490this is bullish. death and suffering is unironically bullish. I am hyped.
/weat/
>>62636490WW3 with...who? Median age in the developed world is like 50. Gonna have to use APC ramps as wheelchair ramps.
>>62636498It just grows out of the fucking ground! You cannot lose!
>>62636491(me)Going with Marvell shares and Iren 42C
i ran out of pretzels
>>62636502Hopefully it's zoom zooms drone striking the other side's retirement homes while we in the US watch
>>62636513>total Boomer deathThe Demiurge would never allow such a hopeful thing to occur
Got really murdered on baba today.
>>62636506>crop shit = higher prices>crop great = more to selldon't know why farmers are always fucking moaning
>>62636513actually it's going to be chinks slaughtering amerimutts while the rest of the world is chilling
>>62636446Some witch magic bullshit is holding back memory stocks right now.
>>62636455I shouldve dumped it on that giga pump
>>62636521sauce me
a reminder that sandisk is going back to 100 in a few years.
>>62636524>Casualties: 50 million Chinese eaten by their own countrymen>2 dead AmericansIt would be kino
Which american food company should i buy? I already have some Campbell Soup (CPB) but i wanna expand on the food sector
>>62636525It's because I didn't buy on July 8th and sell on the 10thIf I did, it would have hit 1500
>>62636475It makes me think about how much I hate this board.
>>62636447Think again pal
>>62636484Memory is totally manipulated right now by hedge fund algos
>>62636532None, get into tech.
>>62636532nice dip on HRL todaywhen shortages hit they make a ton of tinned shit people will want
>>62636528www.gay.com
>>62636532Hormel is a good bet boss.
>>62636522they get eternal gibs too
power ten minutes please!!pump a lil more!kevin!
i got so much gas they call me vladimir pootin
>>62636555Don't say that too loudly or you'll have an aircraft carrier parked outside your house boss.
AND IRENIREN SO FAR AWAYYES IRENIREN ALL NIGHT AND DAY
It's happening soon and I hope you are positioned appropriately.
>>62636447>rare keanu tagHe's the one
>>62636567what? WHAT'S HAPPENING??
>>62636563>>62636567Could you guys please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios? Thanks in advance boss.
>>62636568/smg/ has the best IDs
>>62636547next week?
>>62636543I have some bags on Intel, but i wanna see how far they dump first before commiting to long term monthly DCA>>62636544>>62636550Dis? Thanks m8. This will be a good DCA bagging sets for my comfy future alongside CPB
>>62636575How did I miss this? 6/12/22??? Oh it was a Sunday.
>>62636577they'll post it tomorrow morning
Okay, I guess we're mooning now in the last 5 minutes of the day.
>SOXL>GDXU>NRGUThis is /smg/ barbell portfolio.
Are you guys ready for the Jackson hole cashnado?
I’m officially pussying out on buying more MRVL before earnings today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62636584Kevin is going to announce that the Federal Government has hit its credit limit, and they're no longer going to be issuing loans to the Federal Government. No further questions boss.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62636555Checked. I take this as a sign that Tin price will drop
>>62636446As my grandfather used to say. When the fields are white with daisies. Which meant never.
>>62636587-0.55%. unsuccessful gambler edition
>>62636585RLML?
>>62636587Today: +1.42%This Week: +1.16%This Month: +6.70%This Year: +32.55%From Peak: -1.85%12 Months: +17.94%
>>62636585me too senpai
>>62636587+1.5%
>>62636587Up .57%. Meh day
KMB anon you better make the stock go up like you promised or I will make a sternly worded post!
>>62636587-2.2%. i'll do better after-hours
>sandisk earnings will double again over the next 12 months from LTRs>markets will not allow it to get over 2000 bucks because bubble, or somethingWhat kind of schizophrenia is this
>>62636522>moaningWhy did Nvidia absorb all of yesterday's DRAM/NAND pumps? Did people suddenly reach the conclusion that if they're ramping up spending on them like 70%, they must be making that money?
>>62636587+15.78% gamblingHad to work for it today. Need to get a wired USB mouse, wireless ain't gonna cut it. Random clicks could be very costly.
>>62636587-0.04%. (On paper, it counts and adds the risen negative price of the sold calls somehow.)Fairly good day. Everything is covered.
>>62636575Dang i was there and i didn't get in the screenshot
>>62636483Completely destroyed the markets today.
>>62636601You can use this pic since you’re dealing in the real world now.
How many chargebacks a year is too much? Do you guys ever get denied for them? I use one of the big 3 banks unfortunately.Need to save more money so I can DCA it
WTF? We will out grow debt. Nvidia report confirmed it. Why is Klarna tanking?
>>62636587Good stuff both on Intel and SPCX. I don't know if i wanna buy more or not tho
>>62636587+0.58%28.32% YTD15% cash now. I'm usually 1%
>>62636614I know shes a fake. But this shit is getting goood.
>>62636587+0.53%, got saved by the eod MU pump
>>62636611Did you reply to the post? All of the replies are in it.
>>62636614Which mod deleted that? Why?
>>62636575I remember 4kDOTnut. Not as sexy, but that guy intended to mock someone with a Squidward gif.
Crowdstrike is going.
>>62636575Kek
Nvidia is predicting 70% revenue growth in 2028. Does anyone unironically believe their bullshit?
>>62636587>Ups 0.69%
>>62636613HE'S BACK
>>62636587up 0.78%, had a little international drag
>>62636587>+1.5%Its alright. I really need LRCX to get up off its ass and go back to 340+.
>>62636587almost made it to the fire coast
>>62636629I mean, there are retards believing fucking datacenters in space and 10 000 starship launches in 2030.
>>62636473Seconded.
MRVL COMPUTER!
>>62636640kek
>>62636624I say something like "put me in the screencap". Either i missed it when looking, or i didn't namefag at that time
>>62636640Do you have any evidence that suggests we won't have space centers and 10,000 launches a year for people to go and access the data centers boss?
>>62636644Nah, even the "put me in the screencap" posts are captured. If you look in the archive:https://warosu.org/biz/thread/49717405#p49717552There was one post that was deleted. Maybe that was you?https://warosu.org/biz/thread/49717405#p49720003Or maybe you replied to one of the replies?
>>62636640That's only 27 launches a day fuck you I'm going to the moon every weekendMoon bitches love BAC
>>62636608>random clicksopen the mouse and wd-40 the clicker buttons. That extends the life of the mouse 3x. t. using the same $10 logitech mouse for 6 years no problem
>>62636587Fucking dogshit, hit 6.40 before crashing all the way down here within the last 30 minutes. SEC HALP IVE BEEN AN MANIPULATIONED!!!
>>62636601I'm working on it dude, you can Depend®™ on me
MRVL vs capcom
>>62636587>+1.3%
>>62636587+0.31%Thought it would be better desu
>>62636661thx i will try thatmine's about that old, was $20 for the mouse keyboard combo tho at staples. keyboard long gone after it started spamming ghost keypresses
>>62636661Same thing for the scroller. If the scroll skips too much or doesn't work, open the mouse, and wd-40 the scroller wheel axle. It should work then.
Fuck my ass I can't believe I got talked into buying wal mart
>>62636614I've been losing all my remaining brain cells making hentai realisitc. I thought Pony took out the last of 'em, turns out you do need some to breath, even.
>>62636644>indoanonAre you the pol tripfag?
>>62636587+2.58%
Big indices look ready to gaan bigly. Seems almost too good to be true.
>>62636673>losing all my remaining brain cells making hentai realisitcAnon go out, talk to a real girl.
>>62636670wtf is that real?!
>>62636670Yeah I'm not sure about keyboards, but for mouse, wd-40 is your best friend. I cringe remembering myself throwing out all those perfectly fine mouse over the years because it double clicked. A single drop of WD 40 would've made them brand new again. Probably wasted hundreds of dollars over a lifetime.
>>62636673>I've been losing all my remaining brain cells making hentai realisitc.shit taste, realism sucks.
>>62636691she doesn't have to be angry while twerking. Makes me feel guilty
>>62636678He's gotta kill a few more braincells before he can relate on their level
>>62636678A real women can reject you, but your AI waifu is always going to be there and support you boss.
>>62636693Shes just an angry person.
>>62636587-2.2%
>losingallmymoneyGODS
>>62636672Just give it 2 weeks max. We're in a heavy fud storm at the moment. It'll clear after the next taco. Nothing about the actual company changed.
>>62636703Maybe they should lay off all the retards passing out stickers to cut costs boss.
>>62636675why is mumina a red head is she irish or what?
the loathesome dip slurper
look at AFRM computer!
>STLA>KLAR>DASH>DKNG
Do I buy some wmt now? To shift away from TQQQ or just DCA TQQQ
>>62636587+2.9%
>>62636711I appreciate the narrative you have constructed from your combined positions
>>62636718When the fuck does PTI come back?
>>62636658Well i don't remember genuinely. But i do remember im on that thread. It is what it is
mrvl with the unintelligible beat, raise and dump special
>>62636705Nah. Those old people will be reduced to eating cat food or worse without their humiliating little sinecures. Have a heart, baggie.>>62636709The dastardly downturn devourer!
>>62636723It comes on in 45 minutes, calm down playboy
>>62636691>>62636698Someday i wish i have the money to use AI for these kind of shits. Not just for gooning tho. I wanna make a patreon and post the results for even more quick bucks keks
>>62636712Me and my team of rocket scientists believe in Walmart
>Iren missed earnings by 234%How is this even possible kek
>>62636605It's software. Companies like Crowdstrike are up 20% because they use AI. The algos and hedge funds are still doing the retarded "cycling between hardware and software" bullshit.
>>62636724>he doesn't remember every single post he makes
>>62636740They have multi billion dollar contracts and are basically sold out. Their transitory losses are virtually meaningless.
>>62636749Now that's what I call cope posting boss!
Adobe is just gonna keep flying huh Shouldn't have sold my position
>>62636753I have no stake in them but it's brutally obvious they're going to the moon
>>62636733It's been off for like 2 weeks
>>62636575Kek I vaguely remember this
>>62636755They already went to the moon, they're either going to burn up on reentry or just start construction of the data center right there while they're on the moon boss.
>>62636734AI goonbait is oversaturated. You'll only turn a profit by making hyperspecific fetish material for people with enough money to pay for porn but not enough money or motivation to build their own slop rig. You're better off creating a meticulously crafted fake social media persona and selling tangible assets to foot fetishists.
>>62636614>taking og anime girl and regenning her as ai slopwhy? why would you do this?
>>62636433>jackson asshole tomorrow
>>62636761Well it comes back today, lucky you :)
>>62636767>As they get paid out their multi billion dollar contracts and their revenue goes up non stop their stock declinelet me know how that works out for you bozo
CASHNADO ALERT!
>>62636778>inb4 more states follow NY's lead because Orange Man Bad and adopt moratoriums on hyperscale data center construction
I'm trying to wrap my head around these funds, can someone explain in plain English what they are intending? autocallable funds are already confusing but understandable, but this dualyield thing is making me scratch my head it's like they're trying to build in nav growth through another layer on top of the autocalls, maybe, I thinkhttps://mplusfunds.com/etfs/mpdy/
>>62636727hardware isn't allowed to pumpIncidentally I sold my NOWL
>>62636786maybe but I wouldn't bet on it. luddites always lose
>>62636433Feeling pretty smug about holding VGT. If the software side moons, I benefit. If hardware moons, I benefit. If memory moons, I benefit.Go fuck yourselves
>>62636587Terrible, I'm down who knows how much. I should've sold a bunch of these holdings last week.>>62636614Erm...please do Hinata
Posting in this thread real quick to say VOO and chill is the top strategy.
>>62636571*kisses you*
>>62636797Good taste
>>62636800Weenie Hut Jr. is down the streetDon't let the loli poster hear you say that
>>62636617id just keep buying at these levels
>>62636691>>62636693Make her pee or I'm not interested
>>62636793You'd have made more YTD if you'd bought KO
Where were you when Trump embarassed canada in front of the whole world?I was in /smg/ telling that dude to stop misappropriating The Reddit's frog when I switched tabs and saw Trump had signed the executive order basically annexing the entirety of Lake Ontario, and then I came back into /smg/ to see if any of you had seen the history that had just taken place, when a bunch of butt hurt leafs were trying to say stuff, but like I can't even take them seriously after they just lost one of the largest fresh water reserves on the planet. Hahahaha Lake America! Rolls right off the tongue. I can't wait for the posts about the kids liberal teachers marking kids papers wrong for calling it Lake America. It's going to be fun boss.
>>62636813Gross.
>>62636587+4.7%
Can we all make a pact to always ignore Baggot? Like pretend we don't see his posts. He's a massive faggot even by tripfag standards.
>>62636819Asuka is trans?
>>62636815bro quit glazing ko, everybody knows the real money is in COKE due to investor name recognition
>>62636587+2.2%
IM TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO STOCKS IM TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO STOCKS IM TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO STOCKS IM TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO STOCKS IM TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO STOCKS IF I DID IT ALL THE TIME I COULD HAVE RETIRED AGE 40 AAAAAA KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
>>62636821I agreeyou can filter his tripcodeHe is a retard
>>62636771because I have the power to make anime real
>>62636821I'm sorry my dear leader's superiority to your leader has led to some rectal pains leafbro.
>>62636818He should have named it Lake Melania.
I just want to go back to 6 figures networth already AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!>>62636804Woah momma. Umm mein other waifu too?
>sold 1dte GLD iron condors 3% otm both side for 10% prem/collFucking unreal
Guys there was this funny meme picture I think AI generated with a VOO and hold guy but he's old and he died just before his retirement. I would like to send it to my friend who is a VOO guy. Could you please post it if you have it? Thank you in advance.
>>62636826sell puts when volatility is high
>>62636835Who is this from
>>62636787>DualYield feature: Targets monthly income while capturing 50% uncapped equity upside on autocall event. Growth features are reinvested, enhancing total return over time.This means that rather than you being capped to whatever the autocall barrier is at, you get a flat 50% of the yield of whatever the total return is above the autocall barrier. I.E. if the autocall barrier is 0% and the stock is up 10% at observation date you make coupon + 5%
>>62636840I'm retarded so I don't do options because I'd just lose it all
>>62636821he said i couldnt post a frog on the frog forums
>>6263658713% on MSTR leaps and Nvda spreadsIt’s actually so embarrassing that I sold it took me an hour and never could buy them back but everyone only wants top dollar for calls now. I know I can still turn 2k into 40k if I’m lucky but com on bro it’s 2k for a 120% gain. (300c) I feel really sick that I didn’t get them still…if I see them at 3k tomorrow I know my crushing guilt and gambling fallacy will make me buy them again and lose it.Sorry for blog
>>62636587nearly 4%
>>62636838This one?
>>62636754>heh I've been holding for months>I'm finally in profit>gonna sell before it tops out and shits itself again>*THIS is the rally where it makes a new ath*Happens so often with stocks.
>>62636821
I still believe in Iren, not selling.
Thoughts on MRVL earnings?
I got an invitation to the robinhood gold card, but im too lazy to fill out the form. I have an 800 credit score and am a millionaire.
>>62636867>>62636869KWAB BAGGOTS
>>62636862It is what it is
>>62636821>/smg/ without baggotThats just not /smg/ at that point.
>>62636665Based, kek'd, and almost checked
>>62636822Asuka is American
>>62636872I love the RH gold card because it's gold and it's accepted at certain places that don't take AMEX because it's on the visa network so I can still flex on the poor wagies and it doesn't have the card number engraved on it so people can't steal my shit.My only problem with it is that they keep doing lottery style giveaways, so I end up blowing a good chunk of my 3% cash back on gambling instead of just taking my money out :(
>>62636857lol
mrvl and iren dumping similarly with polar opposite earnings is all you need to know about the fake and gay market
AI is a scam, now go watch Fast Money
silver dun sum ting
>>62636587+0.21%
>>62636892Sir this is a wendys.
>>62636889it's literally that algos are set to dump when software is pumpingServicenow is not a bluechip company
>>62636828no. you have the power to slopify your life and lessen karma of this threadand you are using itcongrats I guess
>marvellHoly megadump
>>62636898the algos are so badly wrong all the time yet wind up being right because they hold the cards. art imitating life
>>62636826eventually you'll realize the real risk is not being in stocks
>>62636844damn refreshed right when I was at the parameter glossary in their prospectus, great timingso it still participates in half the gains if an autocallable hits the upper bound for early maturity?
Slurped MRVL what am I in for smiggers?
>>62636879I used to be an asuka fag but now I think I hate all of themFate girls are much better
>>62636911I do not lack understanding, only confidence in myself
>>62636857Haha yea thank you very much
>>62636826It's not too late. You can join us.
These people are going to shut down AI progress so they can keep their pretend work jobs, and keep lawyers making money, and politicians in power.It looks like China is the only hope. Please, China, bring super human AI into the world.
>>62636913Should'of've waited until after the kospi dump to slizzurp
>>62636919>not collecting a low risk 13% paid daily dividend on SATA
>>62636916>used to be
>>62636912Correct, that is my understanding. I would caveat there's no free lunch in the market so your certainly giving up coupon and premium for the pleasure of taking on equity risk
>>62636916ngmi...
>>62636919Gonna cash out all my VOO and stuff my mattress with bills.
>>62636925Low risk is still risk>>62636926Hey man I was 14 I didn't know any better
>>62636932The risk is Bitcoin not existing it's virtually non existent and you can cash out any second with virtually no risk. It's the closest thing to tangible free money ever conceived of
>>62636930It's really the only way desuFDIC only insures 250k You want to risk not having any money during the next bank run? Inflation this inflation that when the real risk is a mass deflationary event where cash is king and banks are forced to deleverageThey only keep 10 percent of their money. It's called fractional reserve banking and that's a liberal estimate in all likelihood the number is much lower. When the bank run happens your stocks won't be worth anything, crypto will be sold to cover debts and banks won't have any money to give anyone. It's the next black swan and the fact people here think I'm joking is incredible but whatever. Everything will be obvious in hindsight desu
>>62636942In such an event the entire supply chain will be in shambles and your cash won't buy anything
>paper notes are real moneykek
>>62636929Misato is alright but>used goods>in my anime wish fulfillment SorrySakura is an exception btw
>>62636946>muh supply chainWe will be living in villages, JC. It will be a barter economy with physical cash as king kind of like ncr bucks from fallout New Vegas
>>626369211. they're NIMBYs2. super human AI will never exist3. you don't need the data centers for AI they're just to boost GDP in the short termhope this helps
>>62636956and you think you'll be alive by the time these villages are formed ?
>>62636948Yeah ok
what’s your jackson hole playbook? Calls until Kevin is done speaking?
>>62636976Stop asking about jackson hole, I have bathophobia.
why do kikes overcharge so high for their options? im looking at calls that have stupidly high asks and whats even more suspicious is the bids. theres 11 asks for $600 and 11 bids for $550 its blatant price fixing how is this shit legal?
>>62636927yeah looks like a pretty meaty barrier, and decent coupons, and set to minimize hiccups work offers free AI access and back testing the prospectus and the underlying showed over 20% annualized gain for 10 years of data but who knows how that'll change
>>62636587made about 18% selling some stuff. Of course the stock dropped 12% and rebounded but I didn't buy back lmao.
>>62636984Liquidity is king. Choose a different underlying
>>62636921hey buddy don't talk bad about america. you will lose and america will win.
Check the silver chart right now.
>>62636988>>62636984ThisQQQ and SPY friend
>>62636993Oh wow a whole 9 dollars per ounce above lowIs this what being a linkie is like
Will Affirm’s great earnings save Klarna from the abyss? Also look what happened to me tonight
>>62636993Silver will never touch $120 againCrude will never touch $120 again
>>62636993i just bought a put on fist majestic before market closed lol
>>62636984They're priced using the IV of the stock. Lower IV cheaper the price.
>>62637003I need AG to go down too actually, I have Sept 18th covered calls, don't want them to get called away.
>>62637005i donnt know i think its just an unpopular stock so theres nobody buying options for it and only 1 seller. i dont remember the iv being high it was not a popular or highly traded stock i cant reember the ticker now but im gonna search through my view history from yestrday and ill post it when i find it
>>62637008why dont you buy a put to hedge? i looked at the chart pretty hard today and decided it was gonna go down in the short term so youll proabblydo alrgiht. i think long term its defintely gonna go up though. end of the year its probably gonna up from here.
>>62637011What are you doing buying options on low liquid chains with big bid ask spreads? You're just asking to get wrecked.
>>62637014i ddint buy it i was just posting asking why its allowed to be the buyer and seller at the same time to rig a high price
