Rugpull Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62648919
Niggers
>>62649688checked
DONNY FIX THIS SHITWasn't this faggot meant to have a meeting with the AI big boys? I swear this shit has constantly been pushed back
so is trump setting up for a giga TACO or is we be esculatin this war and shiet?
Should I buy some CLX? I'm looking for a good divvie stock, shill me your tickers, everything is on sale right now
Slurping time
you should unironically sell before market closes, extreme escalation on both war fronts is the ultimate top signal, even orange liar cant taco this
SMIGSTRODAMUS HEREREMEMBER KOREA WILL BE BLODD RED ON OPEN BUT LIKELY V AND RECOVER MOST LOSSES BY CLOSETOMORROW WILL BE GREEN EURO HOURSTHEN SELL OFF AT 11AM GMT AS US AWAKENSTHEN BIG DROP ON OPENTHEN BIG V TO CLOSE GREEN QQQ & SPYSO SAYETH SMIGSTRODAMUS
Why do Americans love putting retarded niggers and only retarded niggers in power?
>>62649694What will that meeting accomplish, do you think? Don't say something like "make good tweet fodder"
>>62649701
>>62649701I would hardly call a return to limited tit for tat strikes like earlier this year "extreme escalation"
>>62649703The jews only give us retarded candidates
Kevin plsZognald pls
>>62649705>told AI to start retard pumping for all my smiggas, terrific>goes green for 2 hours before dumping to a new low
Fookin rug day
TOPKEK
>>62649705>We're going to invest billions into AI and make it the best in the world no matter what, America will have ownership of OpenAI and AnthropicAnd thus we poomp
>>62649701War is bullish.
kek market
>>62649702Hey Mr. The Reddit Spacer,I have asked you on multiple occasions to refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's Frog in realistic and unrealistic scenarios. You have continued to ignore my warnings, and furthermore you've begun to embrace The Reddit's preferred method of spacing. Your actions will no longer be tolerated, and this is your final warning before I begin to take action.Very Truly Yours,BigD>PS. If you do not refrain from your The Redditness the consequences will be dire boss.
>>62649701Every time I sell all shit rocket pumps
Robot fried chicklins
>>62649728Please do the needful
>>62649703Have you seen the US population? More than half of it is retarded niggers.At some point, you get the leader that best represents you. That's the beauty of the democratic system. It works exactly as intended.Well, it assumed the population would not fall to inbred IQ levels, but hey.
i got out of all my energy longs todayA week ago, I sold 2/3 of themtoday I closed out the rest of them. I'm no longer in energy. Oil is like $95 and it's a good time to get out.I'll miss my energy, my oil princesses. Lets hope it falls below $70 again so I can get back in.
>>62649726it's called college spacing, you fucking idiot. i can't believe this retarded meme has survived here for so long. must be the public schools in America dumbing biz users down
>>62649694lel
>>62649726I second the motion, he's worse than schizo, swiftie and fat hands on bant. Cancer.
>>62649720Who needs money or water when you have giant propaganda billboards. Very badass Saar. You should showed those colonists!
>>62649742Me the last two months
>>62649678>>62649696fair enough, im new here and i was disappointed to see the catalog spammed with shitcoin shitposting. why is there a parallel /smg/ on /bant/? do most of you guys visit both or is that one different in some way?
>>62649701i am slurping while you keep taking Ls bobo
>>62649738btw, instead of energy nowI'm in materials now.I was up 50% on energy.
Still not selling.
>>62649747/bantsmg/ was our safe haven for a while when the mods tried to make you verify your email address to post here. Once they cut that shit out most people migrated back here. Only thing I miss about it is the flags
>>62649739It's called spacing for faggots. faggot!
power fifteen minutes!please!!!!
Mammary bros, we got too cocky yesterday
>As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.-H.L. Mencken
>>62649755Being autistic about spacing is itself very reddit. How does one even recognized Reddit spacing , what does that even mean? You tell me I’m not familiar with the site.
>-$4,288.21 (-1.04%) today's lossjust maybe starting to get tired of all this winning rbos
>>62649761Reminds of this with the office of the presidency.
>>62649760Memory bottoms tonight in Asia session.
WHAT DO I SLURP, I CANT CHOOSE, SO MANY TASTY STOCKS ON SALE!SPOONFEED ME GODDAMNIT
You still have 13min to sell, you know. You will regret not doing it.
>>62649768War. War has changed.
I would give my left nut for an EOD rally
>>62649747>>62649754I just checked /bant/ and I came to a realisation>man, all red boards fucking suck nowadays
>>62649763>How does one even recognized Reddit spacingThey double space their shit.>what does that even mean? It means the poster who engages in this behavior is a faggot, and probably worse, like a liberal or even a tranny. I'm not familiar with the site either, but I have learned a lot about it from the posters on this site boss.
Why do I get a purple id in every thread?
>>62649770Come and take it
>>62649206Nah I dropped it. Missed my exit simply because I was asleep. Even with 10% ownership in the new company, the stock is now overvalued in terms of actual selling price to the other company. Plus when does the deal finalize? Stocks don't generally trade at the buyout price, or above the buyout price. Dont even know the value of the other company either so a 10% stake is meh. Assuming 10% value from the iirc 1.14 buyout price, that pegs the stock to a final value of approx 1.25. And if a stock typically trades below the buyout price so as to price in the possibility of it failing and all the opportunity cost, then a price over say 1.13 is a rip off and that's only pricing in a ~10% reduction, is that worthwhile enough for current shareholders to want to hold out for an extra 0.12 in who knows how much time? I know the stock is shorted but ehh the buyout pretty much landed in the worst possible time, almost as if it was revealed solely to prevent the stock from trading beyond a certain price.This sucks, wish that buyout didnt happen, at least my options wouldve made good money instead of just a few dollars.
>>62649769KO, GOOG, AMZN
>>62649770>putin hints towards using nukes>zelenSKY takes control of russia air space and promises not to target civilian planes (kek)>putin will ???if you dont close your positions in the next 10 minutes smiggers dont cry when your plays drop 50%+ in value
>>62649779
>>62649768You would be an expert on bottoms, Triple F.
>>62649772>US losing another wholly pointless and unnecessary war for Israel in the Middle eastSeems like nothings changed anon.
>>62649760Im so tired. I just want an exit pump and yet I didnt take that one from weeks ago. Ugh I should've sold all those stocks back in late June. An Asuka gf would be nice.
>>62649779Klarnification.
>>62649726>still obsessing over Reddit, they don’t even think about us at all. Attention seeking Clown man with a tripcode. You bragged that you’re still here 11 years later, that’s a symbol of shame not a badge of honor. Kill yourself
>>62649787It’s from MGS4 nerd
>>62649782Coca cola has no room for growth, you have so many better options
>>62649783Nothing will happen. Puti and Zeli both like their little meat grinder too much to do anything radical.
>>62649795Fallout >_<
>>62649772War never changes
>>62649783Nobody is going to use nukes my nigger. Nuclear peace is literally failproof.
@62649793>1pbtidI don't even know what you're talking about. I just started posting here Friday boss.
>>62649701The S&P still hasn’t broken the resistance line turned support. Nothing ever happens.
Hope you sold all equities. It’s going to get so much worse. We haven’t really seen anything like this ever and it will continue to bleed for MONTHS. The S&P may reach 450-500 levels in that time. It’ll be awful and painful. My advice to you all is to cut your losses and buy back in a few years.
>>62649801You're thinking "war never changes"
I'm not fucking selling
The game has changed but the players are the same
>>62649770+4 extended hours
I've gotten a ton of spam calls this week
>>62649818>APPL green as fuckSay something nice about their new CEO.
>>62649817Same. Why would I settle for +54% when it could easily go to +100%
>>62649827better than a jeet
kill me
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>DellHoly massacre
>>62649813like you're probably right but if I hide in cash i'm going to get devoured by goyflation
>>62649832+0.82% Ferts, Oil, Gas.
>>62649832-2.33%once again back to red, nonstop red
>>62649818>constant crying about big tech being overinvested>healthcare all have a ridiculous ytd
>>62649832those who havent sold, godspeed. you will lose 10% tomorrow minimum
>>62649832-1.02%. I just wanna make money is that so much?
>>62649832-0.25%
>>62649832Oil and NTR saved my port from rectal ragnarok today
>>62649735Hey ya
>>62649832-2%
>>62649826me too actually, starting about two weeks ago
>>62649832+3.05%
Power DELL report!
>>62649832An absolute outrage! I'm writing to my senator right now as we speak. NLST is NOT supposed to experience red days, we're clearly under attack by an malicious force that wants to destroy America and everything good that we stand for!!!!
>>62649832-1.98%BE making it less painful
>>62649832+7.19% gambling
>>62649832-0.23%
>>62649832Today: -1.59%This Week: -1.84%This Year: +28.12%From Peak: -4.26%12 Months: +15.31%booty blasted (me)
>>62649832>-6
The expected move on DELL is +- 47 bucks
>>62649701there's an infinite amount of QE Trump will keep going into more debt to keep stocks up
>>62649832It really IRKS MY JIMMIES when Alpaca closes my positions early. This one would've made me nearly six dollars. Can you imagine? Six dollars. Gone in the wind.
Patiently waiting for Dell to crash and burn, mainly because I can't see how any tech will pump at this rate
LOOK AT DELL COMPUTER
>>62649807Thread was 60 replies long fuck you. One post is no big deal. You’re fucking gay and unfunny fuck you.
MIGGER MARKET
Uh oh CRDO baggies
>>62649832-.93%
>>62649832-2.54%. I've been thinking about upcoming gains taxes.
>dell climbing out of hellNani?????
>$DELL | Dell Technologies Q2 27 Earnings:• Rev: $46.97B (est $44.78B)• Adj EPS: $7.04 (est $4.90)• Adj Oper Income: $5.93B (est $4.18B)• Infrastructure Solutions Grp Rev: $31.78B• AI-Optimised Servers Rev: $16.40B (est $16.03B)https://youtu.be/h5XKTIZ6nUM
Where's CRDO anon? Don't do it smigger you have so much to live for.
Is Dell about to save the market?
>>62649868Oh shit do the exact opposite of what I sayI KNOW NOTHING
>>62649886Nothing can save these markets until we can get the IRGC to surrender unconditionally boss.
>>62649888Oh G_d damn it, why did I have to roll trips boss.
what a gay fucking day... i swear to god how do they know i'm holding SOXL, it's 60 fucking shares but the minute i sell this shit will pump... FUCKING STOPSTOP ITI FUCKING HATE THIS
>>62649888They can't surrender if they evaporate though can they? Monkey paw ass trips.
suga no one buyin relational databases down there neither jus come up get a lemonade
When do we start slurping bonds fellas? All sorts, I want a diverse scala.
>XOM>EQNR>PBR
>>62649893If you thought this was bad just wait until Korea and Nippon opens
Maybe Michael Dell can afford a hotter wife now
>>62649900There will be suicides tonight.
>>62649813Probably right but I have a hedge that according to my math will generated $38k. My losses on options and the AI specific trades combined would be a combined loss of $30k. Huh guess my hedge would unironically bring me a profit
>>62649832-0.97%
>>62649832Stop pleaseno more asking. I just keep getting wrecked over and over! It finally pumps and then loses it the next day. Im so tired and wish I sold months ago but it seems Im now a bagholder.
>>62649903That happens every day though boss.
by the way, you fellas investing or trading? mainly
>>62649888kekd and checked
>>62649882>7.04Excuse me what the fuck
I just made a ramen noodle burritoCooked ramentortillasour creamserranocheeseand srirachaIt was pretty goodnot as good as my burrito pizzas, though
>>62649914Mostly invest, and a few trades/swings
>>6264991480% investing10% trading10% concentrated power of will
>>62649813no, fuck you, the minute i sell this shit pumps. it's already happened once. i'm not selling. i'll hold all the way to $10 and then fucking kill myself.
>>62649882It better drag all of my memory positions up with it.
>>62649914Told myself I'd start doing short-term trading and options after I hit a certain milestone. Now that I did, I'm still just long-term investing.
>>62649882>AI-Optimised Servers Rev: $16.40B (est $16.03B)Stinky
>>62649914Yes.
>>62649701Bottom siognal
>>62649917i reheated a slice of lasagne in the oven and whipped up some cheese tortellini in a garlic tomato white wine sauce with a marinated chiggen breast, whole thing took like 25 minutes from start to finishit was breddy good
This cycle has just started, the hyperscalers will literally have a ROIC of 50% and everyone will jeez their pants at the prospects. Bobos that are selling will have to swallow a massive dick
>>62649931Looks delicious
>>62649927
>>62649914I tell myself im investing but really i am speculating.
>>62649739College is peak reddit fucking faggotI bet you work a job with women too
PANW with the whipsaw
>>62649914investing
>>62649931Try getting a burritomozarellapepperoniand srircha and make a burrito out of itsour cream is good with it as well but it's not required, you can put vegetation on it as well if you wantIt'll taste just like a pizza but takes like 1 minute to make.
>>62649914There's lots of ways to make money. I found $20 in a lost wallet once
>>62649927I'm American so I guess I'll starve to death on a poop ship until Israel decides to USS Liberty me again.
>>62649927Is this what winning looks like boss?
>>62649927Ha ha Enjoy dying losers
>>62649832-1.3%
>HESM
>>62649917>picnotrelBurrito pizza interests me.
>>62649965Green eyes are overrated, because quite often they appear looking like diarrhea
>>62649965sexooooo
>>62649972Fuck you brown-eyed jeet.
>>62649927Hell yeah I loved Das Boot
>>62649965Women that try to hard to be pretty give me the ick
>>62649972Triple F knows all about green boss.
>>62649965I couldnt imagine going out with someone with those little chin dents. All I could think about is how it looks like she's got a tiny man's ass on her chin. Imagine accidentally touching it too. Ick.
>>62649977rattled the diarrhea-eyes
>>62649982that’s my first thought as well looking at that image. Man ass. KEK
Small cap value is still doing the best YTD
>>62649832>-1%NIGGER
>>62649832AAAAAAAAAA IIIIIII'm down 2%. Oh...
>>62649989S&P Revenue weighted 15.76 ytd
Heating oil looks like a new ATH. It's at least higher than 2022 now.
>>62649894The IRGC has numerous bunkers which are buried even deeper than the US' Raven Rock complex
>>62649967>>62649947there
>>62650000Based
>>62649972Had an ex whose eyes would sparkle green in certain light. Loved it. She was also a tall blonde MILF that had a fetish for creampie videos. Too bad she had a kid or else I would have stayed.Whew lad
/weat/
>>62650000Damn, Greek girls look like this? I'm booking a trip to Mykonos right at the moment MU touches 2000.
>>62650023>MUGIDS
>New Apple CEO: “We’re making Apple Music free for every iPhone user.”
>>62650002Nice, love sriracha on pizza. Thanks, anon.
>>62650008I also had a green eyed gf for 6 months. Still, when they have too much brown in it the combination looks not very appealing.>>62650023DIARRHEA-EYES STAY OUT OF GREECEMykonos is where the gays are going to party.
>>62650027You get it “free” (for a few months) when you buy a new phone though, feels like a whole of extras will be added to this statement later
Why are the bonds in a crisis for no reason?
>>62650028pepperoni will taste most like pizza, but you could use anything you like on pizza like olive, onions, peppers, etc. It really will taste like pizzaAnother thing you could do, instead of sriracha is to use ranch dressing, and have a ranch burrito pizza
>>62650032>for no reason
>>62649832-4%
>>62650032i dunno they have to sperg out over 25bps and then when it happens they will dump for like 2 days and then just pump it all back because of a tweet about space data center robots or some shit
>>62650042Just bought the spx with my 401k
Why doesn't the US like...raise taxes on the rich or something? There you go, debt crisis solved. Boom.
>>62650032I dunno, couldn’t have anything to do with the US entering another endless war while they are over 40 trillion in debt and being led by the biggest retards imaginable
>>62650048Then they all move to Liechtenstein
>>62650047I bought QQQM at close just gonna DCA down this leg and ride it back up whenever they decide to stop chimping out
>>62650048New yorkers and San Franciscans pay 40% taxes already.
>>62650048Stop being antisemetic.
Fuel prices are mooning here in Norway. I'm going to go outside tomorrow and strangle the first American I see to death.
>>62650051Iran lost to Iraq, it's an easy country to beat.40 trillion means nothing, you can just raise the debt ceiling.The leaders are smart when it comes to hyperscaler pumping
>>62650032I went into the 10 year with leverage last week lolBonds are historically cheap right now, and haven't been this cheap for decades. They haven't been this cheap since like 2006 or 2007. This is what they call a generational buying opportunity. and it's happening when everybody hates bonds.It's funny how when generational buying opportunities happen, nobody wants to buy them
>>62650054
>>62650060You sound like an insane person
>>62650066I'm wondering if there's companies making radiation suits for consumer usage.There's a possibility trump nukes iran because he doesn't have the guts for a ground invasion and then does a ground invasion anyway. The troops will need radiation suits and so will consumers around Iran to protect against the nuclear dust.
>>62650061>Leveraged bond buyingWhat's the APR on the leverage you're using anon?
>>62650061Are you buying TMF
>>62650072If bond yields drop to 1%, I'll be up 100% on bonds
Bonds haven't fallen beyond the point of no return.Do you actually believe it's over for bonds?
THE NEW APPLE CEO ISN'T INDIAN
DELL peaked at the expected move and bounced off it. Intredasting
>>62650061He thinks bonds are a stock. You don’t buy bonds at the top of the credit cycle!
>>62650086Bastard bitch. Apple will fail. Subhuman rat. Go to hell.
PBR.A
Can you pay for fuel with Klarna in the US? Asking for reasons.
>>62650088Who would buy above it. Thats just some ignorant b*tch shit
>>62650098People buy stuff like KLAR and GPRO so who knows
>>62650098anyone else vaguely sexually attracted to these things?
>>62650102Just buy gpro as close to 1.14 as you can and sell options to retard gamblers for free money
>>62650111seek help
>>62649914I've both invested and traded into DELL today
>get home from work>check my port>lost more money than I made at work
>>626500703M comes to mind
Daily reminder to buy your magnets
>>62650161>$8kThat's nothing for a guy like him, isn't it? Doesn't seem extremely bullish to me. It's not like geniuses are market oracles, just look at Newton.
>>62650086He's also one of their main hardware engineer guys. Massive bull case.
>>62650156You still have the same exact number of sharesYou only lose money if you sell
>>62650174He's done work on a lot of products but isn't he primarily a VR engineer? I hope he's not gonna try and force that now that he's steering the company.
>>62650032Specially long term bonds are in crisis because of two reasons>investors are pricing in inflation >this means you can't just QE cheat with the fed and buy them since that's inflationaryAlso>nations like Japan are getting screwed by the Iran war since they import all their energy >they are getting massive inflation which is causing investors to demand higher yields which weakens their currency>they have to sell our bonds to prop up their ownIts a bit of a perfect storm for a debt crisis. And ol' Donnie is learning the hard way that you can manipulate the bond market like you can the stock market
>>62650179He actually completely ended the VR project the second he became CEO. So it implies he was working on the project but didnt want to. I.e. it was likely a decision by the finance marketing bros
>>62650129it's rough out there anon
>>62650185Based. VR is fucking retarded and I like the cut of John's jib if he's willing to layoff all the retards that thought it'd be anything other than a $3000 dust collector.
>>62650161Yeah but don't buy them from USAAAARShitty meme company
>>62650161Sounds great. Yet without a rigorous price floor (central planning). They will never compete internationally. And so far. A few paltry hundred million has been LOANED to the critical mineral sector. And it will ALL be shit down eventually without a war declaration. Forget it. The metals the west can compete on are Gold Silver Cooper and platinum group. Because you don’t need large industrial complex refineries with dirt cheap energy to get to dore or refined metal. Aluminium or finished rare earth metals and magnet? They next to multiply the support so far by 10x to compete. And the energy infrastructure is still at an absolute minimum 10 years away. More like 20
>>62650199VR will kick off once it can be reduced to a simple pair of glasses but the technology is decades away. If I could put on a fancy pair of sunglasses and start typing away and working in a virtual environment with endless screens around me I'd fuck with it. But as long as its some bulky goy helmet it'll never work.
>>62650207How would that even work? The entire idea of VR is a flop
>>62650191Wait, the GoyGoggles are kill?
>>62649832+1.00%, went full Famine/Third Horseman port.
You guys see this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfhApQuGW0
Oil majors the only thing keeping my portfolio kinda serviceableIt's pretty grim otherwise
after kospi tonight shall be the bottom
>>62650211It'd need to be fully in the cloud with just a screen and a battery. Like those goyputers where you basically rent the compute and buy a screen with an internet connection. These kind of are a thing at the moment but still mostly just prototypes.
Bond yields and risk assets can rise together
>>62650212Yep, everyone's hopeful for the new apple ceo
>>62650185Japan has no issue importing oil. The global price isnt that elevated since bussy prints synthetic oil. The problem they have is their currency crashing in value and the Japanese government is scared to lift it because of a debt apocalypse
>>62649927I'm staying home. Good luck, everyone else. I'll donate some gains to local veterans home.
Dude you're getting a $DELL
>>62650066These type of American fuck yeah posts always reek of AI to me. Reflexivity posturing to build consensus on the value of the usa to pump their bags even as fundamentals crumble
>>62650256I can't believe some disgusting NEET piece of shit doomed Japan all because his mom gave his inheritance away. I miss Abe so much.
>>62649742>>62649705>>62649694Trump 'meeting' with AI companies won't do anythingHe needs to go to citadel and tell them to stop suppressing the market, since all action is because of hedge funds inexplicably shorting AI.
>>62650263The globalist powers that be wanted a "right wing" cockroach female leader for Japan so they could infinite jeet them
I need prices to go up
>>62650236Not for nvidia.>>62650205>cheap energyThis would not be a problem if orange tard actually spent time paving the way for thorium reactors in states like montana and idaho and arizona and wisconsin, since blue states are wholly against doing anything intelligent.
>WASHINGTON, Aug 31 (Reuters) - The Trump administration will soon announce sharply lower vehicle fuel-economy standards, reversing a push by the prior administration to force automakers to build more fuel-efficient vehicles, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said Monday.>Under Republican President Donald Trump, the federal government has not detailed the final standard, but automakers expect it to be similar to a December proposal from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. That proposed a fleetwide average of 34.5 miles per gallon (14.7 km per liter) by 2031, down from 50.4 miles per gallon (21.4 km per liter) under former President Joe Biden, a Democrat.>"We are about to announce a common-sense fuel economy standard because we want Detroit to build cars that Americans want to buy -- not cars that Democrats want Washington to build," Duffy said at an appearance in Michiganheh yeah, love wasting that vroom vroom I'm so manly
>>62650274PUT THE LEAD BACK IN THE GAS
how much monthly dividends do I need to have my ass licked clean daily
>>62650228How can I into chink investor qtgf?
Brehs, I'm really fuggin worried about bonds today man. Something shifted today. Shit is ripping. The West can no longer keep up the facade. Srsly I'm trippin out on the bond yields brehs. This is not good. We are srsly fugged.
>>62649882>adjusted operating incomeguarantee it's pure clown shit
>>62650283Okay, I'll buy LITE
>>62650284It's difficult to actually meet chinese girls sometimes because they're either slaves to their job or retarded and awake at 7am
>>62650285Bonds will top out when the fake peace deal drops tomorrow. When you are scared is the exact moment you should be buying stocks.Pavlov dog yourself into becoming excited and a little bit aroused when you get scared.
>>62650282Since you didn't specify: If you go to a gay bar/club probably for free depending how you look. Not that I know, but from what I've heard it's basically free, financially speaking.
>>62650299Fug, you're right. I'm just rlly trippin on them bond yield today, fren. This shit got me bad today.Wtf is the West gonna do? Srsly, fuck..
>>62650299>becoming excited and a little bit aroused when you get scared.isn't that what women do?
>>62650299That's why I jerk off on red days. Mental conditioning.
The reason AI stocks do these insane climbs is because people are insanely bearish on them until they realize they're making money, then suddenly adjust like crazy to the 'real value' or speculative value.
On today's episode of KOSPI...
>>62650205I stuck with MP. It's more established. USAR is at least cheap entrance
>>62649703By “Americans” do you mean the Jewish International Bankers that control all aspects of American life via monetary policy and control?
>>62649737Picrel incoming.
>>62650311If we don't get multiple circuit breakers on KOSPI today I'm going to be very disappointed in those degens.
>>62650327they usually go straight up when you expect bearish i've noticed
So it’s actually over, right?
>>62650256>>62650263
>>62650340Yes
>>62650340Yes but the good news is we will soon be so back.
It wasn't a good day for me guys
>Cramer's lightning round: KLA Corporation is 'a great company'RIP
Friendly reminder gov paper yields are irrelevant in a timeline where central banks keep buying government paper
>>62650346Yeah but when and at what cost??>>62650349That’s the company that always comes up before I get to Klarna. Don’t know anything else about it
>>62650356A true smigger see's this panic and doom and glooming as an opportunity, tonight Asia hours will be a prime time to slurp memory.Bears make moneyBulls make moneySmigs get slaughtered.
Fuck municipal bonds. Fuck defeasment. Fuck sinking bond funds. Fuck who gets credit for these bullshit orders on these bullshit securities. Fuck algebra.
>>62649685Good evening, and how are we feeling tonight Physiocracysisters?
I went for a walk and saw some real life salmon migrating in the river. Fuck AQB and anyone who ever invested in that shit
Someone get bussy on the phone with his trillion dollar bazooka and his oil printer!
>>62650374Farmed fish is actually a good market. China now produces 90% of the caviar in the world or something and similar trends with 'gras but its primarily for domestic markets and undercuts western prices by like 60-70%
>>62650378AQB was trying to create genetically perfected salmon, maybe even genetically human salmon. It was a scam.
Petrobras just did double breakaway gap and anons are still bearish and in cash
>>62650382I mean it happens but they never got their product to markets. Aquaculture is a big business there is no reason seafood should be priced similar to beef other than the fact that Indonesia and Philippines are corrupt shitholes.
>>62650364You sound just like my X. Off my case, toilet-face!
>>62650391Yeah tunnel snakes rule
>>62649701you are seriously going to short 3 days before another historic peace deal?
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>>62650418We’re likely to see volatility expand a bit over the next 2 weeks. After which we will see new all time highs in the SPX
>>62650426>even in early days he was sad:(
>>62650426......wat? That doesn't even make any sense, either a reply to my post or just in general, at all.
>>62650418personally, i'm longVIX
>>62650299Missionary Pepe :) Yay
>>62650435You said they were genetically human and I thought of that image I genned a while ago idk what to tell you mr no fun
>>62650435It makes perfect sense
dec 18th STRC 90p traded for $2 today
>>62650452Okay I guess
>>62650459Let me be deadass with you blues brother
>>62650378>China is good because... caviar?These shills are getting weird
Slop makers aren't right in the head, folks.Wojaks with fish wives, anime girls swimming in sour cream and chewing tobacco, all kinds of fucked up, deformed, uncanny realistic frog creaturesIt's frankly disturbing. We were better off when all pics were crudely photoshopped and made in MS paint.
I'm not worried about the stock market or bonds because I'm not retiring tomorrow..And I have 3 months of emergency funds
>WTI AT $89>WTI AT $90>WTI AT $91SIR WTI JUST BREACHED $92, WE CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER
>>62650299I spent the most margin I'm comfortable spending, so I can't buy the dipWhy are there never dips when I have 0% margin utilization? shit has to be rigged
>>62650480Where, in your bank?
>>62650479My mental illness will be expressed by any means
>>62650486I liked it better when sick minds like yours were at least kept at bay by your lack of artistic skill
>>62650484Youre fucking nuts if you think a bank run would even happen. Theyd rather put rates at 100% before letting the dollar die.
>>62650489It’s called art. ChatGPT is like a bicycle for the mind.
>>62650482Oh wait lol WTI has topped KOSPI will V into +3%
>>62650483we're like 2.5% off highs
Alright GRAINS team, here is what I am seeing:Bullish:>yesterday EPA doubles RINs and shifts to large producers (how much biofuel they have to mix according to the EPA), (seems like an attempt to buy votes for midterms) (pushed onions way up) >more corn for mixing with gas>crop yields down a fair bit mixed with the kind of fud there is in oil saying its all good>TN it is 80 degrees in iowa city iowa, rest of the week is very high, one of the highest heats on record.night heat makes the corn waste its sugars on respiration, and 80 is very high, this will hurt corn quality/ energy densityBearish:>farmers bitching about 1973 nixon style price controls, cash trading above futures like in oil, bussy is at work, etc>CORN will soon pass the halfway mark and get no more crop ratings until harvest, opens up room for potential manipulation>>in my research, one of the first results i found was for an ostensible farmers action group which claimed to be a confederacy of small farmers against farm monolopoy and big wheat/corn. in researching I found their funding was all from anonymous donors using 3rd parties and and from silicon valley or weird non-descript animal rights groups with PO boxes in DC and no info on any living person's involvement. in short, there are glowies or at least glowie-adjacent/like entities and tech carpet-baggers who want to break the power of the farm lobby (which to be fair, is a bad thing and something which polisci profs have been bitching about for forever) and so there is potentially a scenario in which they allow prices to dagger up and use public outrage to do so with crammed through legislation before slamming it back down. i think however this will indeed have to wait until after midterms.
why isn’t trump doing something? Back in feb-june he would tack, talk about a deal etc etc. now he’s just letting it happen?
>>62650482Even the M60 got uglier
shoulda MRNA'd huh
what happened to 700 quadrillion barrels of oil from venezuela?
It’s a great day to buy Spy at Labor Day Savings.
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GPRO, whatever happened there?
>>62650489Sick minds like mine will never be kept at bay. We just keep inventing ways to live in your head rent free.
They really hate memory huh
>>62650495Nasdaq is down 5.4% actually
