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Orange man shall give you ISRAEL edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62648919
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>>62649692
this market sucks, all silicon stocks go down


should had put it all in Bitcoin instead, bros
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>>62650055
You had all the time in the world
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Oil status?
Hormuzzy status?
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I boughted $VTI today
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>>62650252
God's chosen people will have their wars
Big Ben calls the shots
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is the united kingdom going out of business
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>>62650055
FBTC (Fidelity's BTC ETF) gives me peace of mind over some exchange and I can put it in a Roth IRA for tax-free gains. Stocks feel far overvalued right now, meanwhile BTC is half-off. I'm buying more physical gold too, I only have 4 ounces and I'd like a nice even 5. I'm only some random anon sharing my thoughts.
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Usually there should be a MASSIVE taco incoming any day now.
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I am still losing money on SNXX
>dog dick red edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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However. Iran tacos have become stale and it's an unknown if a Canada taco has enough spice to make things rippen and gaan again.
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>>62649692
BofA VP stabbed to death
>>>/pol/541800398
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Gonna invest in a 20'x10'x11' canopy shelter.
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>>62650503
It's going to take years to get VZ oil out of the ground and to the US.
Their infrastructure is rusted to shit and has the copper stolen out of it.
Many of the oil fields themselves still need developed, meaning new wells.
It's going to be the 2030s by the time we see meaningful amounts of oil coming out of there.
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We bottomed, slurpers should be slurping!

Memory likely to breakout next week.
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>>62650503
Instead you're getting barrels of intelligence
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why isn’t trump doing something? Back in feb-june he would tack, talk about a deal etc etc. now he’s just letting it happen
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>>62650519
Just give me one last pump to ATH.
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>>62650504
Gonna invest in 5.56x45 and 6.5x55
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>>62650522
Flatten the curve
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>>62650307
This time the taco will be Kevin not raising rates at the September meeting
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Crazy how the cheeto could have waited until 2027 to start his war huh

Or even just fucked with venezuela a year ago, then hit iran in january
and got a better deal with pakistan and azerbaijan and the kurds
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>>62650526
I'm not going to lie, the flat chart looks sexy like "it break out" BUT
>september
Unless we see some kinda fakeout and then massive climb in October it feels like it's gonna be a breakdown to 700.
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what happened to 700 quadrillion barrels of oil from venezuela orange man promised?
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>>62650530
>>62650517
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Shill me some blue chip divvies to slurp
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>>62650520
>no idea how much tokemaxxing is going on
I am officially going all in on ACB
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>>62650520
>>62650520
People think they like commodities but I doubt. We have to see what value company can get from AI. If American companies can get higher value from AI, token can be priced at higher price.
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>>62650519
Does this fag ever stop slop posting?
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>>62650541
no
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>>62650535
TXN and they make chips
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>>62650528
He was high on his own farts after successfully kidnapping Maduro and has no one to talk him out of retarded ideas
He's more retarded/demented and has less adults in the room than his first term. He's in his "mad king" era.
Even the kikes might be second-guessing hitching their wagon to him. The gulf states getting blown up has been pretty hysterical considering how they tried to suck up to him, the Qatari 747, for instance.
>>62650537
If companies were getting value out of AI they would be shouting it from the rooftops.
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>>62650307
Taco bell is one of the last fleeting joys I have in my life.
However YUM is a terrible investment.
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>>62650545
why do you hate beauty?
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>>62650551
Take a seat and tell us your port. What kind of stocks you interested in lately?
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>>62650541
No, he's like this at all times because we made fun of Gorilla Technologies.
We also told him he was trying to force a meme.
I think he genuinely might have some sort of mental illness, he reminds me of the guy who plays gmod every day and wont shut the fuck up in voice chat. He thinks his friends are here and that he's well liked.
He's not.
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That's a nice stock market you guys have got there. It'd be an awful shame if someone CRESHED it tomorrow.
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>>62650557
Let me get uhhhhhh 20% dump in a single day. With extra slurp.
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I thought the strait was open and the Arabs were getting their oil through secretly? Was I lied to?
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he genned smiggy minaj
and i liked that
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uhh bros?
I just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it.
Financial implications?
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just filter the id and move on, automatically a better thread once you do it.
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>>62650557
It isn't Kino unless it crashes on Friday
Who cares about stuff that happens Wednesday, it's the Chud day of the week
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>>62650556
I thought his parents were worth 100 million dollars and GRRR was just a hobby for him
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Why is defence dumping so hard lately, did we have an outbreak of peace?

>>62650307
He tried to TACO but then everyone made fun of him because the deal was worse than Obama's and the Republican party threatened him for reasons.

>>62650534
This reply forgets to add that everyone the Venezuelan's stole off will also throw up court cases to get their slice of the pie. It wouldn't surprise me if the oil ends up being shipped offshore and burned to save the American taxpayer money.
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>>62650564
>shrinkflation on fortune cookies
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>>62650571
Honestly I think big investment genuinely thought the war was off, this time for real.
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>Barak Ravid
@BarakRavid
>U.S. strikes two Iranian government oil tankers under new "tanker for tanker" policy. My story on
@axios

NOOOOOOOOO BARAK WRONG POST
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did babe-schizo actually get stabbed in london? haven't' seen any of his disgusting pathetic deranged posts in a couple days.
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>>62650559
It's not open because the US blockade is still in place. Some is being sneaked through but not enough to move the needle.
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>>62650571
>court cases to get their slice of the pie
Good point, I did neglect that
>>62650577
lmao
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>>62650578
Yeah, I was wondering too. He last posted from Netherlands and then nothing. He was supposed to be in London for a week. And he posted from the UK when he arrived there from the US.

He must be some creation of Swiftie. Or Swiftie is his creation. Something is off. Both are gone.
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>>62650577
Uh oh...
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>When South Dakota farmer Julie Burgod dared to question an incoming 25,000-head dairy, she was criminally investigated.

>On July 30, 2026, an unannounced black Chevrolet Suburban parked outside Burgod’s office building in Aberdeen. A Division of Criminal Investigations agent, presumably armed, exited the vehicle and entered her office. Sent by the South Dakota Attorney General’s Office, he flashed his badge and announced an investigation of Burgod.

>“I’ve done nothing wrong,” she says. “All I’ve done is ask reasonable questions about a mega-dairy facility they’re trying to ram into our rural community, while ignoring ordinances on the books that are meant to govern and protect our county, farms, and lakes. This is happening all over our state in one degree or another, and I won’t be silenced.”

>“Nothing sank in for about two to three minutes,” Burgod recalls. “Then he said there’d been a complaint that I’d committed fraud. He told me that I was not being charged with anything right then and that he wasn’t going to arrest me, but he proceeded to ask me questions. That’s when I said I wanted my attorney before I kept going.”'

>Yet, a state criminal investigator, directly from the Attorney General’s office, had driven two hours to eyeball Burgod. And there was more. Significantly more. DCI’s investigation went far beyond Burgod’s office walls.

>Four months prior, on March 30, Burgod had filed a petition to run for county commissioner. She only needed three signatures from local citizenry to file the paperwork, but in just-in-case mode, Burgod obtained nine signatures.

>On August 6, one week after visiting Burgod, DCI located her nine signatories and questioned them all. “That’s right,” she emphasizes. “DCI went and found all the people that signed for me to check them out, or check me out.”

GRAINS sisters...
Corruption sisters...
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>>62650510
Thursday after hours, LULU reports them ernins
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Ok oil is scaring me now

And you have successfully bullied me out of slop posting I hope you are happy. Today an artist died.
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>>62650594
Thank fucking god its finally over
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>>62650594
>oil is scaring me now
oil tards celebrating like mofos
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>>62650591
Thanks for the story, I'm glad it was definitely real
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why are these crooks disabling KORU for the past 2 nights?
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>every president since 1948 has complained about Israel being a bunch of entitled cunts that refuse to stop being retarded for more than 10 seconds
>blumpft saw how much of a disaster clinton/bush/obamna israel wars were
>he told Bibi to pound sand and got us out
>when he needed help in 2020 the kikes told him to fuck off
>still decides that its a good idea to start another Israel proxy war where any time there's a chance for peace talks Israel throws a fit and does something stupid
What exactly is the endgame of cheeto man? He seems absolutely tired of dealing with Netenyahu, his personal stocks suffer every single day this bs keeps going, midterms are going to be a blue tsunami and the economy is a ticking time bomb so he can't even claim the economy is doing great.
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>>62650604
>https://www.agweb.com/

It is front page news.
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portfolio doing so bad
i'm now forced to invest in Tombstone frozen pizzas
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>Most people are missing the real story behind the GoPro–Starman deal. Starman Optical (backed by Starman Holding’s Incase/Incipio/Griffin empire) is building a US-based 800G/1.6T/3.2T optical transceiver factory in New Jersey with a $150M capex and up to $37.5M in state tax credits. Even on conservative assumptions—say Starman generates $25M net profit post-ramp and the combined entity trades at just 15x earnings—the merged company’s equity value could be ~$375M. GoPro shareholders keep 10% of that (~$37.5M equity value) plus $1.14/share cash. That implies a theoretical value well above today’s price, especially if Starman hits its 2027–2028 production targets or lands major AI data-center customers. In other words: the market is pricing GPRO like a dying camera brand, but the deal effectively puts a high-growth AI infrastructure business into the public shell at a tiny fraction of its potential worth.
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the stock market is a tool to extract wealth from low information people and transfer it to political insiders and their cronies.
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>>62650608
Sure, sure. Someone will fall for it.
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>>62650611
>Some interesting facts about starman. Unfortunately there are no financials available so we have no idea what this 10% stake is really valued at if anything. No idea if they are profitable or what their growth rate is etc.
>Macro Catalysts: The financial thesis behind Starman's public emergence relies heavily on Department of Defense directives restricting foreign-sourced optical transceivers, positioning Starman as a vital domestic supplier
>Government Funding: In July 2026, the company secured the first manufacturing grant under the Next New Jersey Manufacturing Program to onshore its optical transceiver production.
>Optical Transceivers: They build hardware that converts electronic data into light signals so computer chips and graphics processors (GPUs) can communicate quickly in data centers.
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>>62650607
>What exactly is the endgame of cheeto man?
I honestly think he's going to at some point try to go full dictatorship mode. But it won't work because he's a retard who has surrounded himself with retards and all the actual major power players in this country (top brass generals, banks, security services, etc.) fucking hate his guts.
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>>62650588
People just disappear. The world just opens up and swallows them.
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>>62650594
>Today an artist died.
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>>62650607
he got blackmailed into it. thats really the only explanation.
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Only diesel makes new high and it is good for Tesla EV truck
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>>62650620
>everybody is incompetent
seems likes it's going according to plan thoughever imo desu
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>>62650620
It's pretty obvious he thinks he can declare martial law in order to postpone elections.
He always brings up how Zelenskyy has done that for that reason.
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>>62650626
or someone whispered in his ear that it would be his legacy and he desperately wants to be remember as a good president
too bad hes a fucknut retard surrounded by buffoons.
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>>62650620
>dictartorship
Don't be fucking retarded, the man is 80 years old.
If he truly wanted to retain power for the mere 10 years he has left before he dies from a diet coke overdose he would have already done it, instead he's just been sucking ungrateful jewish dick and dropping "Uhh i want to do X but im busy with Y, i'll look into it next week i guess" trvtkes on twitter.
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>>62650607
In the US defense, and I don't like doing that, the US has an interest in the Middle East even if there was no Israel. That's simply due to the oil and gas.

If it wasn't the US it would be the UK.

Now it's just worse with Israel.

It's difficult to tell what's the real goal here. If the nuclear shit is just "MUH WMD" like with Iraq and the purpose is to cut off China from Oil. Because one has to see the Venezuela takeover in the context of this. This probably wasn't random. It was just the first and easier step.
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Is this a bullish chart?
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Thoughts on zscaler before earnings? Thinking of slurping
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>>62650634
maybe his legacy in Israel. nobody cares about that in America. his legacy would have been doing at least some of what he said he would.
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>>62650641
last time it took a turbo shit on earnings. i gambled on it and lost.
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>>62650638
from my understanding there really isn't. don't deliberately destroy relations with canada + steer venezuela away from shithole status so oil capex doesn't carry ridiculous risk; problem solved. we've barely imported from ME for years
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>>62649692
>kospi
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>>62650639
>trump is scared shitless of oil prices rising from iran hitting tankers in the strait
>so he decides to coerce the radical islamists who will never give up into giving up by... hitting their oil tankers
why would axios think it was a good idea to post that they're going to be hitting iranian tankers as retaliation
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>>62650638
>Either we deal with the kikes or we deal with the british (now arabs)
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>>62650647
>Micron red
>Samsung red
>SK Hynix red
>DRAM green
scam stock
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>>62650607
First term Obama and friends tried to stop the Donald but he won unexpectedly. Deep state tried to him to attack Iran, Don said no. DOD sent a drone to Iran's border and Iran shot it down and again deep state demanded war and Trump said no. Then you have the impeachments, but senate said no. Trump loses next election to fraud to get him out and he is relentlessly attacked b lawfare with illegal investigations, illegal charges, and NY changed a law so Trump could be charged retroactively with rape. The pressure was mounting, as planned, the deal was made. Jews would give Trump all the money and legal support he needed to get elected again but he sold his soul to help Israel at all costs (all US costs). Israel will not stop demanding more. If Trump refuses he will either be charlie kirked or impeached and removed from office. Vance knows what is waitng for him if Trump is removed. Deep state is ramping up efforts in Ukraine and Iran, so oil prices higher, defense spending higher, defense stocks higher and if there is a major hot war it will be a time to make lot of money.
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>>62650652
It increases insurance premiums. Oil tankers have to buy insurance from US companies.
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>>62650660
What The Ship?
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>>62650647
koreans are out of control
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>>62650616
>No obvious regulatory issues preventing the GPRO acquisition; $1.14 creates a cash floor; 3. Next must consider the value of 10% of equity with very little information on parent company. Given no regulatory risk, $1.14 is quite a safe floor. Taking an extremely conservative valuation, only looking at 52 week low or $110MM market cap. With 92mm in debt outstanding, the all time low EV was 202mm. With the debt paid off, an EV of 202mm = Market cap of 202mm. Taking extremely conservative value of all time low trading valuation, and ascribing 0 value to any synergy post transaction (Deep value approach), this suggests that a 10% stake post close would be worth 20.2mm, which on a fully diluted basis of 184.5mm shares, adds about $.11 of value, bringing an extremely conservative valuation of $1.25. Lets ascribe a 7% risk of a non-regulatory issue preventing the sale, gives aa $1.1625 deep value floor price.
>Buy heavily below this number
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>>62650638
>/pol/fags forgetting those of Anglo descent goaded us into ww1 and ww2 to defend the honor of bongistan despite the public being overwhelmingly against both prior to government propoganda/manipulation/etc etc.
>implying we didn't fight the cold war to do the same and defend yuropussy.

Realistically speaking, America is the much battered and beaten down husband of the nagging old world wife.
Twas ever thus and always will be.
This is our lot.
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Endgame for cheeto man is staying out of jail and making as much money as possible for himself and his children. There is also punishing people who he sees as having wronged him.
Looking like a big man is important too but I think that's secondary. I don't think there is a ton of conspiracy, besides a few people probably having genuine dirt on him. He mostly just cares about himself.
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>>62650646
Not to secure oil for the US, but strip oil from opponents. The US is lucky enough to have enough Oil in their own country.

China is very much the new contender, the new cold war opponent. Russia has nukes, but conventionally it's no threat (as one can see with Ukraine).
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What events can cause the market to pump at this point?

>>62650647
There's a reason that Korea is still classed as a emerging market.
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>>62650687
Fed hold rate at sept and spy moons
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>>62650675
That's the price of influence.

You want to protect Europe. You don't want Russia to control it. For your markets, for military bases, economically, politically, militarily etc.

This is why asking Europe to arm up appears confusing. Like, what do you want, control us but also be armed? Then why should we let you control us?
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>>62650690
Held rates last time and we dumped
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>>62650690
facts
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How are my SPCX buddies doing?
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>>62650698
last time a hold was priced in. this time a raise is priced in.
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>>62650706
Great. Space data center is much better than data center on earth.
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>>62650708
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>>62650698
that was just to liquidate that one overleveraged hedgefag. literally the second after he got bought out we giga pumped
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>>62650708
>When are the Iranian people going to rise up and fight?
gee i don't know, your israeli friends told you it was going to happen immediately at the start of the war didn't they? ask them
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When the FUCK is it happening?
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DO NOT REBELL SAAR DO NOT REBELLLL
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when will minors be ready?
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>Michael Dell
>@MichaelDell
>There’s an old Texas saying I may have just made up... If you keep growing EPS 200%+ y/y something good will happen.

Yeeehaaaw
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>>62650723
did he talk about the bibighar massacre where jeets raped and killed 200 british children and women? that was their method of rebellion
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>>62650724
SHIT looking pizza.
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>>62650720
It's insane how persistent a delusion "And the people will rise up in support of our mission!" is.
It almost never comes true.
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>>62650610
RIP
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A real Smigger is someone who is willing to die drilling for his country
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>>62650741
I drilled a hole in my PC case once to install a new (unnecessary) fan
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>>62650675
>>62650638
theres people on here that don't know Britain created Israel
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>>62650745
No, you got that wrong. My point is that it doesn't matter. Even if there was no Israel, no Jews. This region is of interest of anybody who wants to control the world.
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>>62650745
And then sent a bunch of butthurt slavs to go inhabit it
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>>62650696
>You want to protect Europe
our entry into ww1 and ww2 is due to wilson and Roosevelt and JPM and everyone else at Harvard/Yale being bongs with bong sympathies whos great granpappy was from bongfordshire and little else.

Israel and bongistan are red line issue for top brass/senatores and its a republic not a democracy.
>noooo not fair!
then live in a fairytale book.
every successful society in human history correctly balances elite/prole interests. go one way too far in either direction, and the society unravels.

now that we're in it tho its a universal elite issue as the empire cant be humiliated, lest all the thirdies around the world get upity.

>thats what i want!

then i hope you're prepared to have your button pushes wages equalized with those of Africans and Bangladeshis, because the fact you played countestrike for 4 years at participation award state university instead of going to class doesn't actually entitle you to all that much money in a free and open global economy without any looted thirdie tantalum or cobalt.
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i'm taking a beach day tomorrow.
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>>62650754
What the fuck is he talking about
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It's over
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it's NOT the epstein people or where they came from, i read a book on it.
smart people are the most insufferably retarded people i've ever known.
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Should I invest in a box of wheaties?
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>>62650745
if by britain you mean rothschild bankers who blackmailed david lloyd george, sure
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>>62650748
They'd have an interest in the ME, not an interest in protecting Israel per se. In fact, Israel is a direct hindrance to peace in the ME, being the wedge between westerners and islam, and stoking the flames between the two f them. If you got rid of israel, our oil supply would be far more stable. Muslims would be positively magnanimous
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> Heather Lavallee, CEO of Voya Financial, said that her firm's research find that Gen Z is saving more money than their millennial counterparts and are putting it away earlier in their careers. Lavallee said that Gen Z is also looking for access to personal guidance to help them plan for retirement and make other complex financial decisions.
Gen Z are planning for retirement and it’s bullish for SPY
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the gold dip keeps dippin
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>>62650773
Ever notice how smart people want absolutely nothing to do with Israel outside of free gibs and a get out of jail free card for when their scam of the week inevitably collapses?
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>>62650773
looking around your room, your room which is furnished better than a university graduate in Nigeria or Equador, you, a fry cook, will notice that 99% of what you will see comes from materials taken from other countries for pennies.

if we get dabbed on by shepherds with model airplanes, that goes bye bye.

if you are rewarded justly for the amount of effort you put in in a completely competitive and just global economy, you'd be in a hole covered by a corrugated metal sheet.

remember this next time you think "kek hope the empire loses!"
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>>62650783
zoomers invest in ETFs but millennials will catch up by gambling degenerately on ETF calls
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niggers... jews...
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>>62650793
>ETFs
more like GOYTFs am I right?
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The S&P will lose %1 - %2 every day for the next 6 months. If you haven’t sold off your positions it’s not too late. Tomorrow you should alleviate your positions and just wait it out cash on hand.
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>>62650804
i will buy 1 share of VOO per day then
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>>62650793
Yeah. Just like video games
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Yeah, that country could 10x. I know a guy from there. Let me tell you a little secret about how they cook with heat
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Iran is begging for a deal
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>>62650809
you said you were gonna stop posting disgusting anti-beauty slop
you are a liar and a hypocrite, and probably brown and incel as well.
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>>62650816
Once you gen you can't quit, fren.
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Paper oil prices are fake. There's a glut of oil. Oil is going to -$10.
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MORE DATACENTRES
MORE CHIPS
MORE MORE MORE
30 TRILLION CAPEX NEXT YEAR

Take it from the other parts of the economy, like consumer discretionary. Get all the money out of restaurants and other useless shit. Make more capacity on the electrical grid by raising prices of electricity until there is demand destruction, and then we can power all the chips we need at least for awhile. Grid expansion needs to begin now, though. Take the funds from social security and medicare to fund the grid build out. It would be fucking easy to get 30 trillion in

AI is going to cure cancer, and solve every problem. We can't afford to be fucking around with stupid shit. Then we do the robots.
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>>62650804
I am positioned for SPY $650 but that is only because I am agnostic on whether WEAT + CORN rises bigly or SPY falls bigly to make up the SPY/WEAT gap back to the historical norm.

I actually bought TLT calls today, dated for the 4th too.

I have exited my GLD put position for the moment, as today I feel was a big enough smackdown to keep /pmh/ trailer trash at bay for the moment, though it still has around -50% downside to make up its own gap with GRAINS, or grains must rise that amount.
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>>62650821
>AI is going to cure cancer
RXRX has been my most humiliating failure.

I wasn't just wrong about the timing, I was wrong in general.
No one seems to care about it and its just trades flat forever.
Not on thesis I ever had about why it would moon panned out.
Rarely have I ever been so wrong.
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>>62650820
Me when I lie
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>>62650820
That's the guy with the deleted post about an escort.
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>>62650594
AI slop is not art, AI prompters are not artists
Art is exclusively the result of human creative effort, it cannot be created by a machine because the human element is an essential part of what makes it art
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>>62650821
How about you focus on getting your dogshit company profitable, Sam?
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>>62650826
Probably because AI isn't capable of curing cancer yet. It'll take at least another year to get there.
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>>62650680
yeah they’re gonna leak the files after he’s out of office. He’s just buying time
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>>62650804
Why do you expect a slow bleed over 6 months rather than a rapid downturn? Couldn't the collapse of the Japanese carry trade + oil shock trigger a massive selloff? In either case, I bought SPY puts
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>>62650727
based
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>>62650820
hang in there!
>>62650830
based
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>>62650837
i know what you are
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>>62650636
Trump doesn't think he's ever going to die, that's not an idea his mental illnesses let him have access to
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>>62650839
boohoo they did something every group did to ever other group of all time ever
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>>62650832
LLMs aren't curing cancer, because that requires innovation, and LLMs can't innovate. If anything it will be another form of AI but none of those alternatives are having billions burned to try to create them.
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say it with me
SMIGGER
MARKET
GENERAL
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>>62650833
>they will leak the files
yeah ill believe that when i see it. you must not know how that whole thing works. they're all in the files.
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>>62650844
ok rakesh calm down
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>>62650845
With enough compute power the cure to every disease will be found.
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>>62650804
Proof sir?
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>>62650754
>republic not a democracy.
Republic is the Latin word for democracy moron
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>>62650851
When?
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still above $1.02m but it's not looking good
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>>62650830
>yurofag arisocratic elitist with romantic prejudice about what is and isnt art
You may not like it, but this is also art, the first truly prole art without the sensibilities/tastes of the aristocracy in all of human history, the American hot rod aesthetic movement.
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>>62650849
I vill not calm down! You calm and you replaced!!! Me no calm. I 10 raepings you iron rod
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>>62650859
If its not human, it's not art
Simple as
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>>62650859
based
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>>62650830
incorrect, you are gatekeeping art based on indefensible criteria.
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If you follow the beat be sure it's in time
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oil has peaked. so sayeth the bussy man.
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>>62650859
calling that art is in line with his definition though
It's human made which is the important part
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>>62650864
hey hey baby what's up
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just blast the AI haters with slop like the ghostbusters
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>>62650862
That's a Ferrari. Looks like a Testarossa.

(I know picrel is not the same).
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i slurped
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>>62650875
i meant to post this one. which is my fan modded version I will be releasing soon exclusively on n64 emulators
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>>62650875
It's a fictional car called the Italia P69
It's based on the Testarossa though
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>>62650846
>>62650864
nobody wants your generated shit here. gtfo this board
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>>62650878
ok, now it makes sense
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>>62650882
polyamorous toad
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>>62650870
his definition is nonsense. I will do the arguing for him.
>they're just writing!
many of the great masters directed others in the making of their art, this includes most of the great Frescos, and all of the great works of architecture and films
>but its a machine!
Most art these days was made using computers.
>but but.... its random!
Not necessarily, you can prompt composition and get very granular.
Many proompters go in with a specific idea of what they want to see. Many artists go into a work without one.
The act of selecting the work you present is an artistic act.
>buh itz plagerism engine!
Do you think the artists brain is really doing anything other than recombining LORAs of shit you've seen before and weighting it differently?
No, they spend thousands of hours in museums or art school for a reason, and most of what they do for a decade is simple immitation.
>buh bhu buhuhuhu no hoomans!
A human is always involved, AI has no volition.
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>>62650889
Embarrassing post. I feel bad for you.
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>futes
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>>62650887
Everybody loves him.
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I have the rig and I know the comfyUI setup I want to use to start truly genning the most deplorable comics on my rig but I've still just been vibecoding mods for ky games instead of getting around to my 100% legitimately artistic pursuits. What a shame. I need my muse.
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>>62650897
I didn't think you could gen full manga pages yet. Are you genning images and photo shopping them into a manga page?
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>>62650889
sheeit the shiki poster spittin facts
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>>62650893
please setup port forwarding and let me get a full websocket connection to your forwarded feed. really not asking for much just L1/L2 data for free
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what happen why is asia so red?
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>>62650889
When you're right you're right sis
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>>62650911
everyone over there died and its mostly propped up by western banks
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>>62650804
i know who you were in the last /smigger/general, why do you mumu post over there then swap over to boboposting, why do you do this
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>>62650915
he's making sentiment markets
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they shut down KORU overnight and now the KOSPI isn't insanely volatile, interesting, i guess we can sleep now
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>>62650911
They're reacting to our dump today
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>>62650890
You should learn more about AI art.

AI art will eventually unwind the global order into Euro-Reformation/Chinese-100-schools-of-thought cultural radiation/explosion over the next 100 years, as I have said before, and @ed jamie dimon about many times. (He has sadly not responded to my thesis to date though, and continues to persist in his WWII comparisons.)
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We need a june 5th.
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>>62650913
HNNNGGGGG
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>>62650915
I flip a coin on whether I bobo or mumu post for tha day.
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>>62650660
huh. this reminds me of that Epstein quote... what was it? something about jews making money from shipping futures and that goyim shoul deal in the real world or something.
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>>62650902
Yeah that's exactly the plan. I'd draw the layout then merge each image into the layout in line with my vision for the flow of the story. Would need to develop LORAs for consistent style and for recurring characters too.
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the biggest problem with iterative image generation is that the image gets shittier and shittier with each iteration. sort of like those jpegs from black people twitter.
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>>62650939
The problem is it looks like uncanny dogshit
and even in the best circumstances it all has that look, because it doesn't create it just assembles.
people don't like to see gens get shat on because theirs make them feel special
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>>62650939
gemini is the worst for that. had good results having ideas occasionally occur in new background scenes, scales, perspectives or whatever to force it to regen shit from the feature map or whatever instead of re-using raw image data. no idea what it's actually doing but it's nice to re-imagine an idea like that occasionally anyways
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How do I get a refund? Asking for a friend.
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OIL
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>>62650931
I got really into genning comfyui images for a week before I got over it. My tastes aren't niche at all so there was really no point. I'll come back in a year when video generation is better.
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>>62650944
why dont you gen something better
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>>62650944
>19pbtid
we get it nigger you can shut the fuck up now
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>>62650944
maybe if you weren't such a miserable chud you'd realize how far we've come. and how far we have yet to go.
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Google is looking mighty slurpable right now.
It might even srip further lol lets see if the support holds.
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>>62650958
that's about 4 posts an hour
You're right though, I will see you in the morning, faggot
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ATTENTION

With AI, where were are in the tech tree, to give historical analogs so people can clearly understand. We're all the way a the bottom of the tech tree.

We're at steam engines. We haven't even got to combustion engines, jet engines, rocket engines, electric engines, nuclear propulsion, nothing. Nothing. None of that. We're down at the steam engine, just getting started. All we've unlocked is hand crank engines and steam engines, and we haven't even scratched the surface. The LLM is the steam engine., and the earlier attempts at AI were hand crank engines.

You just don't understand. It's not like we're trying to unlock FTL travel here. There's no physical limit on intelligence other than the speed of light. Intelligence could scale galaxy wide. You just don't even understand the implications of where we are. None of this is outlandish or impossible. There's nothing special about biological neurons that can produce superior intelligence to silicon. Silicon is a much better substrate for intelligence just innately. It's better in every way. We're about to imminently blow past human intelligence.
Not in 20 years, or 50 years. Maybe this year, within the next 3 months, and very likely before the next 12 months. That's how close we are.
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>AI startup Cognition set to see value jump to $47 billion with raise around $1 billion

Never heard of this company. Meanwhile GoPro had 110m Mcap. And BMW has also less than $47b
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>>62650981
> BMW
Is it still alive?
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>>62650981
Stellantis owners of brands like Jeep, Dodge, fiat etc is worth 15 billion
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>check gmaps
>see this
How does this nigga have so much power
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>>62650944
lol
you know nothing
most of the shit i watch these days is ai

>https://www.tiktok.com/@visionary_vistas/video/7671773919593942303

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmV5n8Gu9mQ

>https://www.youtube.com/@thearchiveinbetween/shorts

>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qBc27S8Xw_M
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>>62650981
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>>62650996
whoops wrong one
>https://www.tiktok.com/@visionary_vistas/video/7523141038534413599
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>>62650968
>double bottom on the last 3 months on META
I am afraid to surp
All the AI charts look good, but all the macroeconomics look bad.
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>>62651002
>everyone is posting record breaking profits
>but orange nigger said something earlier that day so that means the company is worthless, time to dump lmao
This might be one of the worst years to invest ngl.
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i lost all my minor gains and sold at break even (GDXU)
but made them back with GTLB
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Can we get a lil smiggers version of Inuyasha, please? I just really need it to happen, guys
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>>62650980
Tru dat
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>>62650232
I keep regretting not buying into oil. Since Ive added them those oil stocks just keep going up or crabbing before going up some iirc. Instead I just keep getting wrecked by semis and memory and even the tech companies doing a lot with AI. Feels like a slow trend back to March 2026 prices by market makers and funds, slowly so as to prevent a massive sell off and to keep retail bagholding rather than retail dumping the bags asap with reduced losses. Not buying anymore. This bag either goes back up orI wait in cash with the rest of my money to lump sum in at a great discount ie SOXL $100 (after a reverse split, run the numbers, if the underlying returns to 2025s lows, then SOXL will likely reverse split)

>>62649982
>>62649988
Kek! Iirc I used to call it a butt chin.
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Check out these treasury ETFs

TYA, TUA, and TMF

TYA is 3x leveraged 10 year
TUA is 5x 2 year
TMF is 3x 20 year
Basically

Put a small amount of the sleeve into TMF, bulk into TUA, and medium amount into TYA, and you get full coverage of the duration grid when bonds are cheaper than they have been in 20 years.
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>>62651014
Hard mode: orange man said that the company was "big league" and he loves it, so the market dumps it even harder because clearly that means he's going to sell out to china o algo.
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>>62650968
>>62651002
You're buying a company that shoves ads up your mouth on YouTube.
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>>62650889
Your arguments are shit
Art is the endpoint of human creative effort, it is this effort that makes a thing art and not the final quality of the piece. This is why a child's crayon drawing is art (at least to the parents) and also why something as strange and incomprehensible as half a toilet bowl bolted to a picture frame also counts as art.
AI lacks this human element as it is purely machine generated. When a noble commissions a portrait of themselves and specifies that it depict them atop a rearing stallion, it is the painter and not the noble who is credited as making the image. When a user prompts an AI to generate something, the AI is the thing that makes it and therefore, since AI is not human, the thing that it makes cannot be art.
Simple as.
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>>62651038
they also have like AI and stuff.
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>>62650835
NTA but imo slow sell offs harm retail more than fast sell offs. At least a fast one can cause panic selling and then immediate refusal to buy back in despite how big the dip is every day. A slow burn and the retail trader doesn't notice it as easily. Not like I'm sticking another penny into the AI play. I either get a pump to exit my bags or I'm holding these to 0. I get the exit pump, I win. I hold to 0, I also win because I'm almost never 100% invested. That's a lot of money to buy the bottom. Nonetheless should all that bond stuff cause a black swan, then I've got a hedge that will unironically stop the losses from the AI gamble.

>>62650878
Hmm weird I've had this image for quite a while. The date.....os that accurate?
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>>62650292
>draw a delicious flat chest girl
>call it a boy
why
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any high quality memes now that GPRO is over?
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>>62650708
>>62650720
>>62650732
LMAO
>>62650757
Nice
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>>62651046
Yes, they shove generated AI shit vids up your mouth too.
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>>62651065
Sexbots in 10 years
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>>62651043
>it is this effort that makes a thing art and not the final quality of the piece.
So you're saying labor=value, which is to say grains(the fuel of all labor)=value, which is to say my Adam Smith derived SPY/GRAINS ratio mean reversion play is absolutely correct?

Well based then. I concede whatever point you are talking about and forgot it anyway though happy/sorry. Obviously you are correct if you agree with my financial thesis, not even I can deny this.

buy WEAT. buy CORN.
TOTAL PHYSIOCRATIC SUPREMECY.
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>>62650790
I have often tried to say this about our simple modern comforts.
Even investing, if mutually beneficial, still carries a (small and often invisible) cost towards other countries and its inhabitants, in the form of currency strength and GDP
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Got a call from a brokerage from a personal account manager that was assigned to my account, he was impressed with my portfolio performance :)
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Meanwhile us 10y reaches 4.8%.
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お前はもう死んでいる
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>>62651074
yea i got one when my account reached 7 digits but i ignored it so he sent me an email
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>>62651070
Honestly yeah, its completely unrelated to the point I was making but I expect major food shortages to drive up the cost of grains in the medium term so investing is a good call
May I suggest you look into Australian grain producers? We were #3 in the world last time I checked but #2 and #1 have been fighting a full scale ground war against each other for four years now so that might be changing
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>>62651078
not too shabby
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>>62651074
how do i get one of these cheerleaders too, did you have to sign up for it
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>>62651078
in my head i like to think its soros leading the vigilantes, with former pupil bussy against.
student vs master.
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>>62651086
there don't need to be shortages or even nominal decreases on my play in either spy or any other asset.

1 unit of grains will simply equal more units of SPY.
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>>62651093
Honestly, they are more like salesmen, if you actually do your own investing, they are mostly just fluff. I think its really a boomer thing, boomers fall for shit easy, like wealth management programs, or share lending programs, which usually benefit the brokerage.
I have considered calling them to talk about stocks but I think they aren't allowed to do that, I assume they can only talk about products the brokerage offers.
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do any of you guys (or big titty woman) utilize riot/matrix protocol?

there are some #irc channels but they're not active anymore
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>>62651093
Oh, and they are basically just assigned automatically when your account reaches a certain value.
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>kospi
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>>62651119
Kek every time
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>>62651078
>>62651090
Higher is always better.
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>>62651120
Based
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>>62651125
sorry my parents actually went to school
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>>62651134
Adolf was not that kind of knee-jerk racist and it's disrespectful to his heritage to imply such

he would've thought niggers were fine animals on their home planet
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>massive all out war declared on WEAT and CORN

Bussy please.
You know full well it didn't work when Keynes did it (where you got it from) im WWI, you know full well it didn't work when Nixon did it, and you know full well it won't work this time either and you also know that you can't afford to set a price ceiling if you have any hope of winning midterms in flyoverstan.

Give it up.
Grains will rise.
Labor will rise.
Capital will hand over more proportional wealth to wagies.
The energetic potential between SPY/GOLD and food is too high.
You are going to get rugged shorting the fundamental economic unit and you know it.

Please bussy, its enough now. Just stop.
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>>62650537
You have chinese models at 90% performance who sell you the the same shit at 10% of the price. It is going to be hard to justify price hikes unless congress and Trump sanction chinese AI companies
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>>62651125
>>62651139
It's a bit higher than it has been, but rates are relatively stable and 10y-2y is still pretty much the way it was. Combined with shitty yen (which might be shored up to maintain stability) I can see more long leverage being piled up on US equities
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>>62650557
Bobo I am slurping and i will mock you in less than a week
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im sadly a new investor
I wish I never started but I am still coping I will at least get back to my cost basis

this is my port
nvidia 175 avg cost per share
googl 330
crwv 98
nbis 250
rklb 100
asts 90

how bad are these?
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>futures
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>>62650804
Ok now I am slurping even more
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>>62651002
Once Google posts a ROIC of 50% on their data centers the pump of all hyperscalers will be insane
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>>62651171
what's the dog thinking?
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Call me Odysseys, I have no beers left and I'm going to go piss off my girlfriend for some white claws.
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>>62651186
>another endless war in the sandbox nobody cares about
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>>62651168
nvda/googl - hold
crwv/nbis hold or sell
rklb/asts - maybe best to sell. im not a space bull.
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Yeah I’m racist, but I’m pretty chill about it.
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>>62651168
why did you go balls deep into meme stocks? just buy the Nasdaq if you are a bull for these things, just hold NVIDIA, it can reverse your entire shitfolio with its gains
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>>62651190
I thought neoclouds were a good idea because it is basically what the hyperscalers are doing
it is just without their insane free cash flows so its done with debt but its basically same

rklb asts, I blame the internet for the fomo
I thought I was getting at an ok price
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>>62651195
So you invested on hyperscalers that are leveraged to the tits. You are betting, not investing. Good luck with that
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>>62650869
he is certainly trying his best on WEAT and CORN.

if he'd give up his and dons communism and let markets do their job for once, we might actually end up alright.

he will learn.
the market will teach him.
he should have read the book.
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>>62651194
its not a meme stock lol
its a high beta future compounder
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>>62651168
Sell them and buy VT and don't think about it

Or buy VOO + VEA
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>>62650880
stfu I like the smiggers
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>>62650607
>What exactly is the endgame
making his family rich.
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>>62650638
It's not some mystery you have to decipher like it's a secret code. Destablisation, or capitulation of Iran is Israel's ultimate strategic interest.

It's not about oil. The US is already allied with all the major oil producers except Russia, and Russia isn't even that major
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>>62651202
anything leberaged to the tits is a meme stock, you can get filthy rich 10% of the time and go to 0 the other 90%
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ah geez dude
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>>62650206
fake ai video
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>>62651215
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>>62651211
>russia isn't major
>10% of global oil output
>only second after US close with Saudi Arabia
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GPRO is pumping again
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I am at a point of loss that people can't understand; to achieve what I had takes breaking rules and to lose it cost much more. Committed actors may assume total loss; I guess I never realized where I was.
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>>62651202
>>62651197
>its a high beta future compounder
Sure, sure. And I'm not losing money, I'm a market liquidity provider with a deferred capital gains tax strategy who engages in business with large international clients whose net worth are in the multibillion dollar range
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>markiplier has not sold GPRO, per his most recent youtube stream which happened 2 hours ago. he states on the stream that the timing of the news of his stake in the company and the merger was entirely coincidental. I believe that the ceo's of gopro did some shady shit to make sure they got paid before this thing ran up and shorts were forced to cover their positions. it took a month for markipliers sec filing application (july 20th) to see its publication(aug 20th). that seems like enough time for some backroom dealings to take place to save some very influential, shady, evil hedge funds asses from footing the bill on a bad business decision(circa 2021 GME)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YKvL03w_U

I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT
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>>62651225
Where you seeing that?
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>>62651229
>the timing of the news of his stake in the company and the merger was entirely coincidental.
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>>62650880
I want them
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>>62651229
Why would they want to get paid BEFORE a run up?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4oKzSRs3sA
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>>62651233
thinkorswim

>>62651240
idk greentext is a quote
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Hey guys newbie here should I buy some stocks today or wait until next week
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>>62651244
What retard are you quoting
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>>62651245
Depends, if you want technology you are pretty much gambling thanks to lil donny, oil will either fuck you over or give you a green day before dumping, and the rest are either dumping to hell or you are too late to jump in.
Wait until nigger friday/next tacotuesday
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There is no historical parallel to this crash when it happens. Saying this is like 2008 or 1929 or the 1989 Japan doesn't do justice to how well and truly fucked the US economy is on every single level.
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the week before GPRO took off, there was an anon screaming for people to buy it
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>>62651247
who cares which anonymous said it i posted it because it saved me time from watching that guy's podcast but now you forced me to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJOyJtavpXs (he says it at 9:20 and again at 19:42)

i dont care about the "analysis" and conspiracy theory in the quote
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>>62651255
I ain't clicking that link nigga
I'm just pointing out that it would be retarded to cash out before a runup of you had the insider info
Let me know if the guy said anything worthwhile tho thanks
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LETS FUCKING GO NIGGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YKvL03w_U
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>>62651253
based insider anon
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inverse Cramer bros we won!!
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This shouldn't suprise anyone but its fucking over until washing bussys can devalue the dollar.
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>asian streamer talking about her family's properties, her two houses and supermarket and restaurant she inherited from her father
>she's bankrupt somehow and has to sell the family house so her mom can retire or some shit because all the family businesses are going broke and they can't make payments
Never thought a fucking vtuber was gonna be the canary in the coal mine for a fucking economic crash lmao.
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the market is currently pricing the new GPRO company (which includes AI + optics + defense AND the old GoPro AND all debt gone) at just 158.25M * ($1.23-$1.14) ÷ 0.1

make of this what you will
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>>62651275
they're losing cash lil bro
probably the private company more so if they're fishing for turds like gopro
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GoPro should be worth 1trillion
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can any insiders or government lurkers here, maybe a janitor that works in the black house, when is the ultimate taco tweet coming, the tweet that ends both wars ongoing right now
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My portfolio has 8 independent return engines

12 separate return engines in all, but I'm lumping all the equities into one engine.

It's been behaving like a well oiled machine, and actually gaining during this chop rather than losing money. It's been beating SPY, and performs like QQQ with less volatility, and the drawdown is better than SPY, nevermind QQQ.
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>>62651283
im sticking with the mystery box
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Gopro more like gobroke good luck at market open smiggers
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>SanDisk suddenly reached trades in the 8 figures
The pain is ogre! We are so back, guys. No more $1400.
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>>62651259
someone please watch the video I inked
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>>62651293
lol at least you know the risk and you might even get compensated for taking it
the 1.14 floor is nice too
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>>62651268
Nice rates will go down now. I knew not to fall for the Warsh rate hike FUD
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>>62651292
Okay and where is your source of risk? You cannot get free arby returns
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>>62651292
me when I invest in vintage cars
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Its crazy how obvious it is that the administration doesn´t even have concepts of a plan, they´re just coasting.
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>>62651304
Looting the treasury vibes
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some chink claims he bought 2% of GPRO
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>>62651306
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>>62651304
the plan is trump and his dysgenic goblinoid sons make money
his son in law is dracula
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>>62651309
there is still a risk to that floor if the deal gets called off because they find some contingency or a landmine somewhere on their balance sheet
just looking out for smiggas I personally sold at 1.5-1.6
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>>62651304
>tell Israel to go fuck himself
>suddenly democrats get a nice few billions on their war chest, every republican gets caught in some scandal and the supreme court turns rogue
>comply with Israel
>suddenly democrats get a nice few millions on their war chest, the media only attacks you and the supreme court turns hostile
I dunno boss, seems to me the drumpster was stuck between a rock and a jew
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>>62651318
yea i wouldnt risk $3 million on this like him but its all relative i guess
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>>62651300
leverage
particularly my leveraged hedges

Equity risk

Trend risk

Moderate concentration risk in tech

My portfolio has 83% effective exposure in equities, and 125% total exposure, but not actually exactly 125%. It deviates between 120%-135%
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>>62651304
there was an anon here arguing with me about gold, who he had retweeted on his truth platform.

I went to the guys yt page, and he was literally claiming economic collapse due to the war, a perception he has bussy blowing billions a day fighting, and trump had just retweeted him in what was obviously a paid tweet that no one screened, sent out to the entire nation

his press team are so stupid and incompetent its unbelievable (and funny).
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>>62651334
I dunno, I lose money on options even though I understand them
Ive rotated into metals, energy, and bluechips
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>>62651339
>I lose money on options
>I understand them
oxy-MORON!
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GOOG
AMZN
KO
KLAR
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>>62651347
>the epstein child rapist desensitization campaign is alive and well
how do you live with yourself
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>>62651350
I will keep posting him and reminding everyone of him until Donny is dead.
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just sold a stock that i'm deeply in love with
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>>62651347
Six diversified equities is the sweet spot
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>>62651350
people usually resort to edgy humor to digest their trauma
the fact that people are powerless to punish rich pedophiles or rich people in general is emblematic to our zeitgeist and that information has done immense damage that flies under most people's radar because it spreads mostly through humor
I'm more offended by the mention of klarna. awful stock.
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>>62651339
I just sold all my energy yesterday. I sold most of it last week. I've still got oil, petrol, natural gas, diesel and stuff though,but like 5% petroleum product commodities at most
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>>62651346
Not really. I did a simple leaps style long call on something I thought would continue to rally. It didnt.
I knew my downside was unprotected but I also didnt want to do price targets or bull/bear spreads.
I bought at 85 delta and it shredded value to 10
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I have submitted a buy order for 1 more App Lovin' stock (ticker APP). I advise you to do the same. This is financial advice.
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>>62651376
kill yourself
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>>62651274
How? Did they not have money saved? Or did they gamble it all on something ie Samsung and SK Hynix?

>>62651275
You keep shilling it hard which says a lot, let me guess you didnt exit yesterday after the sus buyout news came out?
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>>62651299
Kek. Seems several people here think the rate hikes are a lie. I wonder how bad the market will crash if big funds also think Warsh is lying and then he ends up hiking rates.
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>>62651381
see this >>62651057
does it sound like shilling, before i reported random facts that popped up? or are you projecting your own tendencies?
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netlist has such a compelling story
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Memorybros, just how screwed are we?
I'm afraid to see...
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>>62651399
mizuho says we are extremely undervalued
buy more dont sell
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>>62651386
Ahh nvm saw a few posts that sounded like a baggie lol
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>>62651419
>entered at literally half the current price
>baggie
>lol
dont @ me again thx
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>>62651399
dram somehow did nothing
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>>62651399
We got raped so hard yesterday that the line has flatlined.
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If you bought Ford 40 years ago in 1987 for $14 a share

you know how much you'd be up?

You'd be down 5% now, not even counting inflation.Because Ford is $13 now lol
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>>62651432
>what are dividends
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>>62651432
oh wait
nevermind.

Ford had splits. You'd be up
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>>62651432
and
>what are stock splits
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>>62651439
rookie mistake
always look at the total return and split adjusted price
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>>62651429
intel intraday is nutty. gave me alot of confidence.
>>62651432
i bet you felt witty typing this out
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>>62651443
>>62651442
I mean it's not horrific, but it's not good either
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>>62651454
boomers love that shit and considering it almost went bankrupt theyre lucky that return is not ~-100%
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>>62651381
>How? Did they not have money saved? Or did they gamble it all on something ie Samsung and SK Hynix?
Just stumbled on their stream randomly seems like her boomer dad got himself an asian wife, she's the kid around 30, he died and the properties and businesses are insolvent because her mom can't manage for shit. Middle class is collapsing under the weight of economic stress.
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Honestly only saw the gpro squeeze on friday in the morning. Guess I shoulda gona in. Oh well.
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>>62651304
What's actually super funny about Trump shilling micron is that he could easily pump it by declaring the US isn't going to let Apple use Chinese Ram or Nand, which would stop the fud against American memory. I can't help but feel like the indian ceo dumping and trump shilling might mean he's about to be a cunt and rug it.
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>>62651337
>youtubers come to /smg/, a dying thread, to be retweeted by the president for money or something
Damn
crazy times.

>>62651318
>>62651323
When people start talking about floors instead of supports on a meme stock it feels like a time to consider taking some gains.
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>>62650822
Why that one, doesnt it require a rate cut to be worthwhile?
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bought more RIG
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>>62651399
nothing happened at all

>>62651432
it says ford was 5 bucks and the ATH was 32 but I guess there must be splits there
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>>62651473
but its based on the cash payout per share
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>>62651481
>it can't possibly go lower
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>>62651473
that's the buy out price for 90% of the company
if you consider that fair then you should buy at any price below 1.27
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>>62651485
I['ve heard this narrative before
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>>62650055
it is not too late
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>>62651493
well I already sold at a good price but it was a tiny position to begin with
I said this a couple of threads ago but markiplier being the headline is probably not something you want to hang your retirement fund on
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>>62651499
But he's such a wholesome chungus though? Surely he wouldn't lead his fanbase to oblivion?
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>>62651499
what about this though
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>>62651503
the stock has an EPS of -1
and is trading at 1.50 after le ebin squeeze
FULL PORT SMIGGERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
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kinda crazy that getting a short squeeze going with your stock is now a genuine way of attracting retail investors
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>>62651473
i deleted a sentence by accident, the youtuber didn't come here, the anon did and was posting the guys videos.

he's some ex glowie whos balding with a mullet, kinda pudgy, tried to find it again but don spams so much and there are so many adds for weight loss and deer knives i cant be asked to sort through it all.

>>62651474
long term gold is the great enemy.and is the thing bussy has to worry about most.

rn he's chimping and attacking on all fronts which will end in failure.

eventually he'll have to pivot toward gold focus.
money that goes into bonds into gold wont move at al.
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>>62651511
Crazy now many dif. IDs slop nigger posts with in one thread
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>>62651533
What are you on about schizo?
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>>62651533
It surprises me too desu
I've only had one other id this thread.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>KLAR
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>>62651541
>in the future (if not already happened) some ad in germany
>Klarna?
>Na klar! Klarna!
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>>62651501
>>62651499
He has a networth of 40 million and bought 10 million bucks averaged around 65 cents
LooK
It doesn't matter if this goes to 5 bucks.

STOP coming here and telling people to buy above 60 cents, when Mark is up 10 million dollars already.

I am so tired of retards and faggots shilling shit that has popped off massively and only pumps someone else's bags.
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>>62651517
>>62651517
>>62651517
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>>62651548
Burger bonds
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>>62651548
none bonds are stupid i do 30% my country 40% USA 10% bitcoin 20% world minus USA
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>>62651541
Yes.
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>>62651548
Eastern European real estate development corporate bods. Can get 10% yield pretty risk free.
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BREAKING: Global broad money supply surged +$10.7 trillion YoY in June, or +7.7%, to a record $150 trillion.

This marks the 9th consecutive YoY increase above +7.0%, the longest such streak since 2021.

The biggest increase over this period was recorded in February 2026, at +11.9%.

Since 2000, global money supply has risen +$124 trillion, a +6.9% compounded annual growth rate over this period.

Since 2020 alone, money supply has surged +$50 trillion, or +50%, equivalent to an average increase of ~$7.5 trillion per year.

Global money creation is expanding at a historic pace.
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>>62651571
what does "us dollar devalation 2025" mean?

it has been devaluing since the 70s
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I how you all sold yesterday. It will continue to dump everyday for the next 1-2 years. Daily controlled dumping of about 0.5 - %1 a day.

Do yourselves a favor and let go of those bags before they get real heavy. You’ll have a chance to buy back in after the dust settles and we see how the world looks after Trump.
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Do I even want to know what kind of jooish trick and fake news they yet again used to make my neon green oil stonks at the open suddenly go fucking negative?
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KLAR is the only green ticker on my list rn
what is the world coming to
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>>62651580
I've been seeing posts like yours for the past 2 months and they never turned out to be true.
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>>62651580
Why would I sell? If I sell there´s going to be a 10% deal pump.
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>>62651575
They're getting more aggressive and cannot dump it globally
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>>62651584
good for you I pay almost everything with my klarna card
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ape or gape
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-0.8% today already
I'm tired boss
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Apple only teck going up.

Was Tim that bad of a CEO?
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give it to me straight
are we in a bear market
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>>62651617
Not yet. We're still doing higher lows on the Shit&Piss500.
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>>62651606
And the selling hasn´t even started yet hoss.
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let it die
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>>62651617
Yes, since July
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i don't remember what green looks like
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How is there literally no news at all about Iran? Is the plan that we just pretend they don't exist?
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>>62651640
Google changed Lake Ontario to Lake America and you're wondering why there's no Iran news? Go to Al Jazeera and you're gonna see tons. Just know they're another side of the same propaganda coin.
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BAKER WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

MY KIDS ARE STARVING HERE

THEY NEED A FRESH BAKE
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>>62651640
hormuz wont be a factor in two years is what us golem claim
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>>62651646
>two years
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>>62651646
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>>62651652
>two weeks times 52
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>>62651646
If Bussy has his way they'll be calling it the gay of whoremuz by 2027.
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20% of 3 rate hikes by January. 0.1% chance of 7 hikes by next September. If you're not taking it seriously, good luck holding the bag. If you don't think they'll raise 7 times in 12 months you're just a sitting duck. It should be completely obvious to you right now that the AI buildout is now officially over. We simply cannot do it in a high interest rate environment. This is real progress. Warsh saved American privacy and freedom.
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Asian stock markets fall following Iran-US conflict escalation, with broad Asia-Pacific index down 0.8% and South Korea's Kospi down 3%, amid concerns over Strait of Hormuz disruptions

>rate PR setup
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Marvell is gonna dump
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>>62651670
>acer
are these nigga pooooooooor
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>yields
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>>62651646
Indeed, in two years the world will be in a global depression that makes 1929 pass on as a joke. In such a world, indeed, Hormuz won't be a factor. Finding food for the next meal will have far more priority.
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we need a new thread
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We're reaching new thread overbought territory. With the top signals ITT soon we're gonna get 3 threads at the same time.
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>>62651697
dw either the cia lurkers or the mossad lurkers will make a new one for us
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>>62651679
Face values
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Reading news about dead Iranians - good, I’ll cheer on every death for the crime of making my stocks go down
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oil predictions for today? up or down
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New bread
>>62651710
>>62651710
>>62651710
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For the price of 80/20 pink slim I can get the same weight of freshly slaughtered steaks in china
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>>62651304



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