Bakers are killEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62649692
>>62651710I hope you guys bought ITA
he bakered
oil down or up today?
who bought GPRO yesterday? show yourselves
Did Pakistan or Arabia drop some headline or what
can the bubble pop already i want to load up on bargains
Rates shmates. Why me worry? Instant, broad diversification, passive management. Market endurance, not panic. The real road to safe wealth was right in front of us the whole time. Good luck trading today wallstreet mavericks.
>>62651719We're about to see David Axios Pakistani sources jooish tricks thought to be theoretically impossible.And it will work.Again.It will fucking work.And anybody telling you this stupid ass market is rational and forward looking and ompipotent pricing in anything is a fucking clown.At this point I don't even give a shit if it awaits for for the windshield to start shattering when the motor is already destroyed. Every retard participating in this fraud deserve to end up under a bridge. And they will.
>>62651719Down so far. Probably gonna keep crabbing down until Donny moves it.>>62651721Pakistan did.
>>62651720I did and bought again when it hit 1.14 ah.I will sell ccs to retards until I get my mergerbux
>>62651710Let the good times roll!
>>62651717shill me
>stinky anal sex with beautiful womenbuy (female) natural gas
>>62651727how can you lower your DCA while buying an asset that only goes up?
Add it to the pile of American K/D ratio cope.
V RECOVERY FOR EQUITIESSLURP SLURPSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>62651738Defense stocks go up during wars. ITA's just an etf that tracks defense manufacturers and contractors.
My Korea and Copper ETFs are declining again benchods.
>>62651745i now own 2 shares
inflation is transitoryhormuz wont be a problem in 2 years
>>62651749thats cope
9 green ids in a row lol
>>62651728niggertfartcoin fixes this
>>62651749did u see bessent say hormuz will be irrelevant in five years cuz the oil will be going across pipelines? oh, a pipeline like nord stream? yeah that sounds reliable!
>>62651753greenbros are wgmi?
>>62651748Thats a lotta money
>>62651752are you saying USA is coping?
a crisis is going to happen and all of your niggers are coping its like watching an ostrich put it's head into ground
>>62651719Always nice to see SKKs doing their reps.
Global depression starting in 2027, and for the next 10 years.Indeed inflation won't be a problem in such environment. Nor will Hormuz be relevant, you'll have far more urgencies to deal with.
>>62651762
>>62651720you say that like its a bad thing
>>62651766You already posted this!!!
only green ids allowedthis is a segregated thread, sorry colorcels>>62651756unironically>>62651755dont forget that the oil might flow to a certain extent but cant 100% replace the voloume via the strait. On top of that, the gas wont be transported via oil pipelines and while the strait is still under iranian control gas wont leave either
is it over?
I think I have butt cancer
>>62651720I did. I wanted a quick in and out, but turns out markiplier's followers are broke
>>62651720Bought, got greedy and could have gotten out with a decent 10%+ instead it became a -4%. All things considered could have been much worse if I held like a tard.
>Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick will take center stage on Wednesday, hosting fireside chats with Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, Anthropic co-founder Tom Brown and Palantir CEO Alex Karp.Please to be doing the pumpings sirs
>>62651794Are they gonna circlejerk like that circular financing picture? I'm sure Bussyent would enjoy the view.
Gm
>>62651797You think bussyant and nutlick do the nasty in the oval office?
Which twat told me to put money in Intel ffs?What a God awful stock.
>FCELLol I got wrektBut I still have a good feeling about the rest of today:3
>>62651769When are people going to start posting high quality footage of cryptids and unknown species? All these drones and AI to fly to a hard-to-reach place and still nothing? C'mon.
>>62651802They definitely sneak blowies under the lectern during press conferences, Monica Lewinsky style.
TTGRMNPMCVX
>>62651792If you had bought and held VOO, you'd only be down 0.73%. Money is money don't ya think?
Dunno why but I bought this Taiwan MSCI ETF yesterday before close
>>62651805Another intcel is made
>>62651813Eh, trading is something to do even if I would technically be better off just hodling some index shit. Although this year I am beating the index so it isn't all for naught. Every year I get more competent trading.
>>62651794Hes inviting them to the new island
Europe getting blown the fuck out what happened?Also Sivers is cratering to the ground holy moly its going to 0 Kek.
>>62651815The gains we make the more chances we get to take. We know it doesn't always pan out, but when it does it's a nice little boost.
>>62651811>GarminAutopilot, eh? They barely worked correctly when I was using them, I can see this being a huge liability with the urban community.>Every scat pack has garmin autopilot enabled>Daily police chase livestreams of some nodded out coon asleep at the wheel going 125mph down the freewaymight throw money at that for the potential lolz. Also I wish all my shares of PM werent bought at $88.. good buy day
>>62651805INTC is a very long-term hold and that's only if you believe Musk will deliver on the semi gigafactory.
NIGGERS
>>62651838good morning.
this is the golden bobo year?we had the bull trap around june and now equities seem forever killhigh beta stocks are already deadwhen the megacaps slowly start to die too, bobos will be in for a treat
>>62651827spice and wolf? based
>>62651837I believe in Musk.That's why I am going to buy another $1000 of SpaceX today.I prepared to hold long for this guy.
>>62651836Auto OEM only makes 9% of Garmin revenue. Fitness is their fastest growing and largest segment, followed by outdoor, marine, aviation, THEN their auto segment.
number just fucking go up to day thats all I ask
>>62651830It's reversing as oil is going down. EU50 and Poland are green already.
>Micron DE -3.15%>Micron Nasdaq pre-market -0.75%Who should I believe?
>>62651847I suppose I should open the article before jumping to conclusions. But fuck, im still laughing at my own shitty portrait of the hoodrat garmin chases.
>>62651852german markets are fake
>>62651854You think dindus follow directions?
>>62651815so you bought TSM
Is it really possible that the market is this stupid?
please tell me i didn't sell the gold bottom
>totally normal innocuous futes
>38,000 jobs addedthis will be revised to a loss later i'm sure
>>62651858Less reliable than the U.S. markets?
>>62651868Past performance leads me to believe that it really is. Algos jerk up and down on news and Trump tweets with no regard for fact checking. Oil is a vibe commodity.
>>62651866No, but they DID eat breakfast...
>>62651880But surely the experienced commodities traders have access to and are analyzing port data showing exactly how much oil is being exported and imported by each country. The system can't be this arbitrary and stupid.
>>62651794i'd rather watch these aging fucks suck each other off than have a "fireside chat" it's so dishonest to pretend this is just chums being honest and open about what they're doing. especially Jensen that fucking villain.
>Fed’s Williams: Yields Are Rising On Strong Economy And Strong Outlook – CNBC- Yields Don't Seem To Be Driven By Inflation Outlook
>>62651886The biggest wallet decides the direction. Traders know this and follow the trend, strenghtening the retarded movements. It's all fake and gay.
>>62651887what did jensen do
>You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose.
>>62651915is that 35 billion dollar data center he just financed on nvidia's balance sheet or is he pulling the same tricks as meta?
DE.RHMbros, are we done dumping? Is it time for the next leg up?
just sold the picotop of GTLB in premarket
>bond market healing rapidly before market open
that shakedown on QQQ/SOXX premarket was the weekly bottom.DELL earnings beat bigly yesterdayAVGO earnings beat bigly todayMarket goes back to not giving a fuck about Iran. Little rally short term but then more FUD before FOMC in the middle of September and a dump before then>buy dips>sell rips>long nothing this market is for faggot retardshave some cash before FOMC niggers
>>62651932you niggers know bonds dump on the 1st of the month because that's when they make their payments right? people swing bonds like shitcoins now too its kinda cringe to act like bonds being red on the 1st of the month isn't expected
>>62651872you didn't sell the gold bottom
>oil going downdid I miss a taco?
>>62651738u only have to do it once
109 countries swear by this one neat trick.
why is oil bleeding; do we have a new MoU? is Iran finished? is the war over?
>>62651952must have been a premium tweet. the delayed goy trvth will probably come out in a few hours
>>62651959focus on the long run, i will bet my balls here that oil will go over 100
>>62651915this is how he eats a corndog
>>62651967i believe u greenbro
My CVX AAAAIIIIIEEEEE
anyone here has the 100k premium truth tweets?
oil will go over 100 and drive up energy costs it will affect AI and tech stocks as well
brutal shilling
>>62651717>tipping 0.37 expense ratio for them to do it for youjust buy some GD shares you don't need all that other dogshit
>>62651943just FOMOed back into GDXU
>>62651969Eating anything phallic on camera is always awkward
long gold, trust
>>62651977>The world consumes an average of about 102 million to 104 million barrels of oil and petroleum products per day.The absolute cope of the Orange nigger admin and boomers
>>62651977Oil be printing
>>62651977>two super tankers blown up>we did a good job guis its totally safe and effectivelmaomao
>>62651978Based fellow defensebro.>Should have slurped more LMT yesterday
I should have bought more of Dutch banks.
>>62651977If a tanker hits a mine and all the oil leaks out into the water, does this count as transitting the straight?
us spr down to 289k compared to 413k at the start of this year
>>62651989what about them?
>>62651987LMT is a good chart for a patient smigger buy and hold forever but it moves really really gay for daytradingGD is good buy and hold forever but its intraday chart has more price action.both really gewd choices. both are like 20 p/e and at a monthly low and will go up and to the right foreverITA has a bunch of dogshit in it
Oil bros never learn
>>62651977>us says
>>62651990you better believe it. just like all the gunshot victims that died from COVID
>>62651998I have had success with RTX as well. Moves similar to GD, but like 29% PE. But with war looming, I think its a solid long.>Someone has to actually fucking make the missiles and shit..>.. right?
>>62652005When my grandpa died of cancer they wrote Covid19 as the cause of death. Granny had to start a shitstorm for them to change it. Fuckers farmed statistics to get more gov funding, the absolute cunts.
are the market makers in the right here?
>>62651992They are doing well for me thats all. Hitting ATH.All European banks really might be the high interest rates that are being priced in i have no idea. I have ABN Amro and the Orange Lion.
NRGU
>>62651969That doesn't look like a corn dog. I think its one of those Taiwanese corn things. They're a bit like Mexican Elote, but drier.
>>62651979minors need more time to get ready dont they
AAAAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR A DOUBLE TOP TO PLAY OUT ON OIL, I NEED MY SEMIS TO PUMP NOW LIKE LITERALLY IN THE NEXT HOUR
>>62651978The dividend is higher than the expense ratio and ITA is less than 3% of my total portfolio.In other words, nigger.
>>62651999You're the one that never learns, Scotty my man[?]You may have all the money in the world, but you don't have what matters the most : time. And I have all the time in the world.You'll just end up blowing up the entire economy shorting oil with tax money the same way you blew up your Sorros fund shorting oil in the early 00's. Your revenge trade will end the same way, only this time it will be a biblical disaster.I eagerly await the day you'll have to spread your Bussy for the entire world to see.
>>62652024NRGU status?
>>62652028Brent is only slightly down this morning because Barak Ravid reported an anonymous US officials who claimed 17 gorillion barrels passed through the Strait on Monday. It's going back to $100
>>62652007RTX and BA are meme priced. I would rather hold LMT and GD. all of them will probably do fine though they have their mouth directly attached to the government infinite money printer and they act as a nice hedge position because they will moon in a WW3 timeline while most shit tanks
>>62652029AVGO will reaffirm memory thesis in earnings call, slurp any MU, SNDK, WDC & SKHY dips today and you will be rewarded in after hours or the afterlife.
>long term bonds crashing despite intervention
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62652044"barak ravid"
>>62652011>telling pregnant chicks to get 7 experimental booster MRNA gene therapy shotsturns out they will literally kill babies for money anon. only provincial retards blindly follow doctors/lawyers/politicians/preachers. the Bible calls them sheep and the Torah calls them cattle but turns out most people are just walking meat sacks that consume product and follow the rules
>>62652051they will kill babies just for the sake of it, abortion is a thing
>>62652049based
>>62652049>based.
>>62652049
>>62652049LFG!!!!
>>62652051I am seeing even women in my life tell me we need to take their voting rights away. This court case has been a big eye opener.
YES KEEP GOING PLEASE JESUS BLOODY
>>62652049Based
Yeah it’s actually just fucking over. Orange fucking nigger just die already
>>62652053bigger than that.. they do large scale meat sacrifices to moloch like the Ukraine/Russia meatgrinder just for the luls and to test out new equipment/tactics
>>62652051And the Bible follows who literally consider themselves part of a flock and subjugated by their Shepard and live in fear of god. Totally different!
Mornin PM miner bros.
>>62652064And also to then flood the countries with jeets Arabs and Africans
>>62652064truthnuke
ASTS
>>62652067for me, it's stop girl
> A MANS VOICE TOLD ME TO KILL MY CHILDREN AND THEN MYSELFgod forbid she just kill herself and be done with it
had honey maple chicken tendies for breakfast today and they were so good, it's a good omen and it means today will be a good day for sure
>>62652076i will genuinely lose my faith in humanity if she doesnt get convicted of murder
>>62652076Isn't that just demonic possession?
>>62652076who?
>>62652076When the voices tell me to kill people I just tell the voices to shut the fuck up boss.
market makers need their hands smashed with a sledgehammer repeatedly
>>62652078Based tubby tendies frog poster
where is the anon who shilled NCLH a few weeks ago?i just want to talk
how do you argue in court about "voices"?it is impossible to prove she didn't have the voices right?
Okay, I've calmed down. But it better keep going up or I will literally swallow broken glass.
>>62652085Triple F loves his frogs boss.
>>62652080no its graphite based nanomachines picking up transmitted radiowaves and coverting them into audioanyway it turns out she's a parapelegic because of the suicide attempt so she's always going to have a reminder of what she did
>Smt. Nirmala Sitharaman, Hon’ble Minister of Finance and Corporate Affairs, Government of India Ring the Opening Bell HAPPY TRADE DAY EVERYONE
>>62652085i will celebrate the day you stop posting this shit
>>62652095>anyway it turns out she's a parapelegic because of the suicide attempt so she's always going to have a reminder of what she didI feel like God kept her alive to give her a chance to repent but every time I see her she just looks demonic.
>>62652096GOOD TRADINGS SIR
>>626520911 it wont2 buy more
>>62652087I keep buying it dude.i told you its a shitcoin. its like 9 p/e we just need orange man to announce a peace deal and it will +30% in a week. trust the plan smigger
Marvell dump please
>>62652088They hand her to a psychiatrist and they decide if she's a nutcase or just pretending.
>>62652099Imagine the literal thousands of dollars he's made them waste generating those images though.
>>62652088The psych on the prosecution says hearing voices only once is extremely rare and unlikely. Its a recurring issue. So shes likely full of it.
long gold it will go to 5k minimum this year
>>62652049Baseshallah
>That guy who told me yesterday was the last dip chance for miners was rightFUCK. I JUST WANTED ONE MORE DAY OF DIPPING
>>62652067A good morning. Look at em go!
>>62652106doesnt gemini offer it for free are you telling me this fuck is really spending money for this shit
Looking at Apple makes me feel like the oil poster who's always seething when fake and gay news make the price go down, their PE is high, memory prices remain high, and yet it keeps pumping because it's "safe"Will find out how safe it is when they're forced into price increases and profit margins go down anyway
>>62652106this, if he stops posting MU dies
>>62652110Haha that was me.
crab today, dump tomorrow
>>62652100she's struggling against thinking about she didthe moment the thoughts fully get through she will snap
>>62652106The entire AI bull thesis hedges solely on retards like me sloposting A million retarded monkeys at a million sycophantic hallucinating supercomputers will eventually write something to equal Shakespeare or at least Cormac McCarthy.YOU'RE WELCOME!
>>62652106They're a team effort. He's not the only one making them. I personally introduced like 10 into circulation. My files are always named and his are random, that's how you can tell.
gm
I hate when I have the urge to buy more and no money to do so
>>62652118>implying anything is going in that head of her in first place
>>62652099filter the image dumbo
>MUME AND KAY GETTING MONEY SO IT'S FEELING LIKE THE EIGHTIES AGAIN
another historic peace deal is in the pipes
WTFWT
don't we have an inner voice anyways?what does the "voices even mean"?mine literally tells me to buy nbis calls
>>62652123everyone trolled me for shilling cash but the best way to make money is always keep a big pile of dosh around for when you see a cashnado happening>cash is a positionit really is
>>62652113It is for free. But they still have to waste money creating it for him lol
Chop wood, lift heavy stones, stack digital assets using AI-enabled financial services. You carry it so they can carry on
>>62652133mine tells me to jack off to anime girls
>>62652118Fathers, teach your sons :"Never stick your dick in Crazy".
>>62652133There are many people who don't have an internal monologue at all. So when they hear a voice for the first time it has strong influence.
>>62652141crazy women will bring you ruin my heart yearns for a gentle woman with a good personality
>>62652141I dont really follow itwhere is the husband in all of this?I assume he had left ages ago?
>>62652141I would tell my son just make sure she has an IUD but that crazy chicks are a lot of fun boss. preferably one of those copper IUDs and not the hormonal plastic ones.
>>62652103ok i'm keeping my calls
>>62652141Why do I feel like the amount of men getting passports to find a wife overseas is about to sky rocket. Where do we even look? Poland?
>>62652124it's an internal battlethe perpetual frown is indicative of the war between what her brain is trying to think about and how she is actively trying to prevent her brain from thinking about it
>>62652142wdym no internal monologue?so they can't think by themselves?that sounds like being retarded
>>62652147i was thinking of going to china but then i learnt situation there isnt any different from western countries so i gave up
>>62652149You know when you think and you "hear" a voice in your head repeating what you are thinking about? That's it.
>>62652149research the term "philosophical zombie"
Not looking too good bros...
>>62652147I'm waiting for elon's sexbots.
>>62652146its up like 4% from the low yesterday so maybe we get a run going here... its really beat down right now it can definitely run 10% in a couple days just from shorts closing>optionsI mean its okay if you are a poorfag to get some leverage but once you have money dude I would just recommend shares in the future. this play will 100% work with shares but with options you arent sure how much time you need to buy for the play to happen.. hopefully you got like 60dte+ or some shit
fake pumpkeklegit we are red till midterms into real crash
>go to doctor with an issue>get prescriptions and advice>run it through chatgtp>it debunks half the shit doctor said, suggests better solutions>one of the prescriptions is actually harmful, suggests better alternativeshow are these people getting certified as doctorsand how many PBR shares does one need to not have to deal with this shit
>KLARwe eating good tonight
>>62652160speed up elon i need my tdolls
>>62652164In the new world order were nobody owns anything, Klarna will be required to even live.
>>62652163doctors dont know shitbut I can tell you that chatgpt or whatever LLM you are using might be pretty wrong toobut doctors prescribe useless or even bad/wrong things and diagnose very wrong shitton
>>62652162everything is green today except for chip shit.I've been making money on underpriced value likeBBWIPLNTI flipped NKE a few times off 52 week low even though i don't like the company its just cheapPLAB I sold and rebought its insanely cheapSOXL is getting farmed by bots I dunno why you niggers try to trade that shit still
all the klarna shilling means it is about to go down 30%
if you decide to invest in klarna in first place you are a sub-saharan gorilla
>>62651977thirdies seething. strait is open btw
