Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62652332
>>62652967first for cdramas and baba. what the fuck is the latter doing? why is still dumping?
where the fuck is the taco tweet that was promised
>>62652907The Golden Land, the land of WEAT and CORN awaits anon, the land of dreams.You have but only to press the little button.Wander now, for a little while.Dream with us, dream with us, in amber fields of grain.
>>62652976Here it is
I realized gains on an easy PCG play today and I didn't tell you guys because you were mean to me todayif there is a dip to re-enter I would suggest buying it
>>62652983Oh sorry actually this is most recent
>>62652976Look to the first light at dawn's break. The TACO will arrive precisely when it needs to.MU finna do something y'all, 80% chance breakout 20% chance breakdown100% chance of having a good time with my smiggers :3
How are we profiting from the incoming diesel crisis?
Oh yeah, another one in the books. Honestly don't see the trouble some guys have pickin this pickin that. Just choose the winner. It's simple sam!
>>62653000you are big late dude. buy CCL/NCLH/DAL and make money when nothing happens
>>62652986Nobody cares Triple FFF
>>62652997>62647263>aug 31kek baggie.
Worship your new God
>>62652997For a good time you can always call Triple F, at 1-800-I-Fuck-Frogs boss.
>>62653007>>62647263oh is it archived, I will have to screenshot if so.
>>62653005Oh ok then. As long as there's plenty of diesel to go around by next April
AVGO Status and predictions?
>>62652973>The US last built a refinery over 50 years agoTrump Refinery incoming? I never follow presidential dealings closely but even I have seen his fondness for naming things.
>>62652983>Iranian people rise up and fightThey’re a bunch of buck broken bitches, if the government mass executing protesters wasn’t enough then nothing will, just leave them to get beaten to death, they voted for it
>>62653018Shit finna pump GWe gon make itI hope so anyway
>>62653023Its a total fantasy and has been almost every time that prospect has been invoked throughout history.
>>62653000Got a hose so I can suck diesel out of cars in parking lots. Already got the kneepads from other side hustle. Gonna get my first powerwasher soon.#entrepreneur #grindset #sweatpledge
>>62653018it will giga pump
>>62653023unironically this but literally
>>62652986My dog had all winning trades on KSS, SOFI, NCLH, RDDT, and MGNI today. It sucks he doesn't talk
>>62653018Everything is going to be amazing and NVDA & MU will retard pump to dizzying new all time highs.You're going to be ok, we're all gonna make it.
I am still losing money on SNXX>the eternal crab continues editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62653028Don't forget diesel locomotives boss. Be careful though their operators will beat the shit out of you.
>company I interviewed with was supposed to get me a response two fridays ago>then by last fridayI do not like how HR has poisoned America's corporate culture.
>>62653018Buying if it dumps
>>62652983Most Iranian accept the system.
>>62653028>just become a typewriter repairman, kid
Some of you smiggers are alright, KEEL is pumping to $10, get in or get tae fuck ya wee cunt
>>62653028>diesel out of carsgood luck anon
>>62653043Thanks bud. No one made barely survival minimum wage without getting beaten with a tire iron a few times a month.
>>62653047
Isn't buying commodities kinda like holding a leveraged position? Sure you wont get liquidated in its actual meaning but you might end up bagholding for decades if the price stabilizes.
>>62653044Could always email them desu, current job told me they’d get back very quickly only to take two weeks, it was through a recruiter and he basically told me I got the job based on their feedback which is what it felt like during the interview
>bussy launching phase II of the special economic operation on WEAT and CORNOh bussy.Don't you remember what happened to John Maynard Keynes when he tried that?Why do you detest capitalism so?Capitalism wins in all cases.
It usually takes farmers a year to react to higher prices so I think 26 wheat bull continues. Watching technical trends though. It will come down eventually.
>>62653041Even so you will make it. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>62653058I reached out and am on read since 10am.
>>62653061>look at random town in iowastan>temps are 20+F above normalYeah I'm thankin we moooooooooooonin.
Can't believe you guys missed GIXI Do you even trade stocks?
>>62652967How can the US SPR be refilled with Venezuelan oil, when Venezuelan oil doesn't get even remotely close to meeting the API gravity or sulfur content requirements of the SPR?>The Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) contains a number of domestic and foreign crude oils. For the most part, these are of light gravity (30 to 40° API) and contain less than 2.0 mass percent total sulfur. These crude oils are not segregated in storage but are commingled according to their sulfur content into two categories - one sweet and the other sour. For the purposes of the SPR, sweet crude oils are defined as containing a maximum of 0.50 mass percent total sulfur, while sour crude oils can contain up to a maximum of 1.99 mass percent total sulfur. Only similar quality crude oils are commingled in storage, with no mixing of sweet and sour streams being practiced. https://www.spr.doe.gov/reports/Crude_Oil_Assays.html
>>62653064Give em a call, son
>>62653054Might spot one of these cuties, you never know.
>>62653072This might surprise you anon but our president likes to lie.
>>62653064Take your AK-47 down to the office and politely ask them why they're being such niggers
>>62653057Idk about that, but I like my physical gold & silber, plus I can always put it into a sock like a makeshift coin sap and bludgeon my enemies with it if things happen to escalate irl>>62653062thank you anon c: wagmi
Alright I hit my target on KDP and am out, what should I go into next?
>missed GPRO retard pump>twice
>>62653072lmfao
>>62653064atp you might as well send them a picture of a pepe, here ill give you one >picrel
>>62653003Takes the term pussyfooting to a whole new level…
>>62653083COCO or NCLH
Pelosi's betting on an energy pick that has a p/e ratio of 280>>62653086>a pepe
>>62653090I'd love for her husband to get this one wrong, so everybody piggy backing his trades gets fucked boss.
>>62653072People constantly bring this up when they talk about gas prices>why the fuck is gas going up again>what about the vuvuzuelan oilJust had this conversation this morning
>>62653070US wheat harvest is over, yield is depressed. Look at Kansas not Iowa which is corn country. It's a global market however.
>>62653023The Government didn't "mass execute protestors". They shot a bunch of Mossad-led Kurds in some outlying towns and the total number of deaths got Jewed up from a couple thousand to six million.The war was started by the United States murdering their religious leaders and bombing a girl's school, the actual Iranians (as opposed to the Kurds and Israeli plants) are never going to capitulate.Did 9/11 make YOU surrender?
>>62653080Silver and gold are outliers since they are considered stores of value. I'm talking more about oil and agriculture since those prices are generally low but spike during crisises.Like when(if) the oil crisis ends, the price will go down to low 30s again, anyone caught above 80 will likely baghold for a long time because who knows when the next crisis shows up.
>>62653072Some jew on telegram was saying they have some light api that can be mixed with the heavy to reach spr quality Real problem is actually getting the oil out of the ground and to the US
I tweaked my portfolio again. I've been working on this portfolio for over a year. I've spent over 1000 hours working on it and researching. I know the exact weights of every one of the thousands of individual tickers inside the combined funds. Any overlap is deliberate and precisely tweaked.If anyone wants to copy it, here it is. It uses a 3 layer barbell strategy, with every barball having its own barbell within it. And it has a momentum and concentrated accelerator satelites, and an AI tilt.Hedge budget is 25% of the portfolio, but because they're all leveraged the effective exposure of hedges is 37%. Exposure of the hedges can easily reach 40%. It's just not there right now.Effective exposure of equities is 85%,whilst equity budget is 75%SGRT 3 / SPMO 5 / CHAT 10 / IGM 7 / IUSG 3FDL 6 / PWV 9 JQUA 5 / FMTM 5 / QFF 2FNDF 9 / FNDE 2 / DXJ 3VIS 2 / KWH 2 / SDCI 1.5 / NANR (or GNR) 1YGLD 6TYA 3.5 KMLM 5 / CTAP 2.5 / MATE 2 / WTLS 3 / RSSY 2.5For reference, the CAGR of my portfolio is 13% and volatility is 13%. To compare it to QQQ, QQQ is 13% CAGR with a volatility of 20%. But the backtests for this portfolio aren't amazing because I didn't design it off backtesting. I designed it using robustness testing, stress testing, monte carlo analysis, regime analysis, and out of samiple validation, and dozens of other tests. not historical backtests. It doesn't have a backtest bias. So it's not optimised for backtesting at all.This portfolio is a smooth upward grind. I'll probably tweak it again in the future, though. So if you want to keep up with updates for my portfolio in the archive search for 'tweaked portfolio'.
>>62653071>suspendedNice try faggot
>>62653100>oh it was just a couple of thousand people deadA true thirdie post
>>62653102venacos have no problem getting oil out and selling to China but now somehow its impossible for them to get oil to the US. Is that what you seriously expect me to believe?
>>62653098im bigger into CORN than WEAT desu atm.and i dont rly care what happens as long as FIN/GRAINS falls tbqh
I have 50k in cash, what should i do with itIm already in etfs but buying a big lump sum in the current market doesnt sound right
>>62653114wait until midterms and then put it all on SPY leaps 6 months out 10% OTM
>>62653100>implying this didn't start with October 7th
>>62653114sit on top of it
>>62653084i just got out
>>62653112Good pointI need to look further into it Im still pretty confident most of their infrastructure is heavily degraded.
>>62653106And it's designed with these separate sleeves1) Growth (28%)2) Value (15%)3) Quality (12%)4) Real and capital intensive assets (6.5%)5) Hedges (24.5%)
>>62653114IRENASTSKEELGRRRRDDTMUSNDKSKHYGOOGLMETAAVGO
>>62653129I actually sold the first pump (20% gains) but this one is even bigger so I'm really madI almost boughted again when it dumped to 1.16 at one point fuck my nigger chud life
>>62653095he already used his bait trade on INTC, this one is different
>>62653106It would be extremely funny if this is a 5 figure port
SAY MY NAME /SMG/OR ILL MAKE SOXL LOOK LIKE A JOKE
>>62653102If it's that easy to convert it, why are there refineries that have installed expensive equipment to allow them to process Venezuelan oil directly?
>>62653142Wow it marketpliers thanks for the gpro pump
>>62653090It’s a Leo pick too desu, I got it pre-Pelosi since it’s either going to power AI or I lose a few thousands
>>62653142babe?just bought a bag at 106
>>62653133I will again state that (at least some) of these smigglers are bots.No one with this kind of credulous u-eater protfolio comp could have survived SOXL.
>>62653149Good question Could be that the good stuff is usually exported as is but thats a guess
>>62653152>It’s a Leo pick tooWhy'd you have to say that
>>62653142>it suddenly started pumping againHoly shit it might actually reach 2 at this rate
>>62653106>>62653131And you would be very surprised as well how close the sector diversification of equities is to SP500. It's very close. A slight tech, and industrials overweight. It used to be overweight significantly with energy, but I moved out of most of my energy this week and last week.
I've got a tactical nuclear truth to drop. If you're looking for someone to blame for the Iran war you can start with Obama (his terrible nuclear deal basically allowed Iran to enrich and build a bomb after he got out of office), or you can look at how the Biden administration pulled the troops out of Afghanistan, and his non support for Israel after the October 7th tragedy boss.
>>62653168Hello rabbi
>>62653169I am not a Rabbi boss.
>>62653106That's a lot of advanced terminology to a basic DYOR, buy-low-sell-high person like me. Always fun to learn new things when they're behind a worthwhile goal.
>>62653090>>62653152so is this another INTC bait or is this a NVDA gold
>>62653159>>62653149according to google's gemini the venezula oil is easily redirected to US gulf state refineries and turned into diesel but isn't the right crude to refill the SPR. The US will refill the SPR with raw crude from Canada and Texas WTI.So I don't see where you guys think a diesel crisis is brewing, the US doesn't rely on sand niggers.
>>62653172baggy you are having a melty today but you need to chill homie.no one is abandoning israel. donny might have to go but we will still have your back king.
>>62653176I’m keeping it as a long term hold since it’s supposed to power ai data centres, if they collapse so will thisDeep down hoping Leo pumps it desu
>>62653185This isn't a melty boss.
I'm slurping some credo. -20% is crazy
>>62653183His whole thesis is dumb because he listens to dumb thirdies. If US refiners are running at 98% then that means any excess crude that gets produced would end up in the SPR since the SPR is specifically for non-processed crude.Either we're refinery bottlenecked which gives time to fill the SPR or we're crude bottlenecked which means the refineries have always been running at or near capacity and this isn't new.This just feels like commodities markets being commodities markets which is why I don't touch them a hundred foot pole.
>>62653196lemme know when it goes below 52w low falling knives hurt the most
>>62653196shill me on Credo chart looks like dogshit>>62653201I think he's right that venaco crude isn't going into the SPR it's being refined
>>62653106>>62653175>>62653138>>62653165If anybody wanted to do a basic form of my portfolio that would work pretty well in its place. It wouldn't have anywhere near the same breadth and diversification, though.Just do 50% QQQ, 25% SPMO and 25% stacked hedges like NTSX, RSST or somethingIt would perform pretty well. And that's boiling it all down to 3 funds.
>>62653113Corn loves heat, US yield estimates are fine. The USDA publishes global supply and demand reports if you're interestedhttps://www.usda.gov/oce/commodity/wasde/wasde0826.pdf
>>62653207>I think he's right that venaco crude isn't going into the SPR it's being refinedI'm in agreement with that, I'm just saying if venaco crude is coming in and we're already tapped out on refining then the SPR should probably end up going up IF those refineries can make the switch to the ultra nasty caca blend.
WILL MARVELL BREAK OUT ABOVE 210,50 OR WILL IT CRAB DOWN TO THE 190s
found an exciting etf that gambles on options and loses my money for me
>>62652997ITS HABBENING!!!
PBR shareholder reporting in.
>>62653219the future really is now
>>62653219>that chartLmao>>62653208RSST impressing me
It's been one of those days.
>>62653215those refiniries are specifically geared to refine venaca caca and they are not putting that crap into the SPR. Venezuela is still selling oil to other countries
God willing I will cease to be a MU baggie soon
>>62653219lmfao bro what
>>62653219bottom's in?
>>62653195youve been having one the past two days.relax.everything is going to be fine.we know who our friends are and no one is giving a jumbo jet and 10 bags of unmarked bills to the hostage taker.they were dead as soon as they launched that big missile barrage a year ago and they know that and so does everyone else.BUTwe may need a better salesman.
>>62653219>down 97% since inceptionconvince me not to go all in
>>62653172how hard are you guys going to dump it? which one of your 50 holidays coming up is the pump day and which is the dump day?roshahahahananan?
>40% of float is shorted>it pumpsKek sucks to be a bear
>>62653238>>62653242leverage means it can literally go to 0
>>62653239We don't need a new salesman, what we need is to formally declare war, and then we can start executing the fucking limp dick liberals for protesting the war (citing their protests as treason) then we can both eliminate the leftists while continuing to bomb Iran, a let them eat cake if you will boss.
People who make good money investing, please tell me your secrets. I gave up on buying individual stocks months ago because almost everything I bought always dumped right after I did and moved everything into EFT's. My port has been slowly going up in value but not by much. I wanna get rich fast.
>>62653251>He thinks people who make good money investing frequent this boardlolkwab
>>62653231>+17.73% today>-96.55% ytdWIZARD POWERS
I can't even look at GPRO anymoredisgusting pump
>everything on my buy list +0.3% to +2.4%>everything i've been looking to reduce dipped -1.6% to -13.1%tomorrow will be a better day
>>62653251Buy and never sell
>>62653251it's quite simple. the secret is taking big risks and being lucky.
>>62653214>USDA estimates fineApparently you did not see my post ITLT about corn estimates being revised up by millions, with economists/traders/farmers overwhelmingly revolting on this account (close to 75%), and the USDA not even attempting to offer an explanation.Now they have launch an "AI modeling program" this week ex post facto to try and make it even faker and gayer.>Corn loves heat!Not at night, where corn then has to waste its sugars on respirating. This results in phimosis acorn-dick corn.It was 80F last night in Iowa.If bussy had simply read the book (which is about just this circumstance for about half the book, grain prices during a war/shortage) he would know that what he is doing is extremely harmful. Bussy actually based his Oil shorts on a young J M Keynes shorting of the grain futures durring WWI when the Gallipoli was closed.That failed then, it failed when Nixon did it, it failed on oil, and now he's literally trying it on grain.If he simply trusted in capitalism instead of communism, we would be winning bigly and beat Iran in short order.
>>62653251blow up 140k portfolio so you're scared for life and terrified of losing any amount of money then start tracking every trade and your performance by hand in a physical spreadsheetthen you can maybe beat spy if you're lucky until you get back to six figure hell then growth stops
>>62653251>>62653260buy and sell frequently. sell on green days for realized gains. buy on red days when people are talking about oil crisis or ww3 or talking about self harm
im a NIO baggyXI JIN BING CHILLIN TO SOMEHTING
>>62653142>another retard pumpOk im taking this meme stock and seeing how far it goes before it fucking crashes and burns.It's not posible this shit is somehow doing better than memory and AMD
>>62653260>>626532672 types of smiggers
>>62653250>(citing their protests as treason)this is not the way baggysama.a war needs to be sold to the people.he has proved unable to, so someone else is probably going to have to do it.
>>62653270that was the short signal i've been waiting forjust went all in 2 putsgpro back to .20 FAST
How high will this fuck gpro go? Gawt dayum. I shoulda bought
day 3 of every other post being I should have boughtwhen will we learn bros....
>>62653263My only problem with Adam Smith's novella is if his concepts of modern capitalism were so much better than mercantilism, why is china eating our lunch using an economic framework from the 1600s boss?
I bought puts at open and I’m down 70% right now. AMA
>>62653270it's oversold and the asks will get swept in AH when AVGO beats earnings by over 5%. i will sell during the morning pump tomorrow and rebuy during the lunch dump.
>>62653273either works but mean reversion is real and faster to compound realized gains many cycles.just do mean reversion on shares of financially sound large cap companies or on indexs. you don't need leverage or options just try to lock in 5% over and over and over and you will beat index fags.
>>62653276There's a large group of people who wouldn't buy Trump Brand Ice Water if they were dehydrating in the desert boss.
>>62653208I appreciate the insight. Always fun to plan next steps with what others share.
>>62653282Best case scenario, 2.5 or less.Lunacy scenario 3 and above.Insider anon really tried to save semikeks, he was a hero, he was......A TRUE SMIGGER
So why is Gopro going up? If the buyout is $1.14 plus 10% shares in the new company, then why is it up so much?
>>62653293this only works during crab markets and you know itmomentum can fuck your ass if you sell right before a rally and you're better off running wheels if you want a boring strategy to enhance your yield with lower risk
>>62653294What does that have to do with a fundamentally unpopular war?
>>62653298Well you see, right now there are more buyers than sellers
>>62653298It's pretty simple.
Anyone else quit looking at charts? Just causes FOMO or panic selling. I just check the price in the paper once a month now.
>>62653298it's a meme pump but it was scraping in the 1.16-1.20 range earlier which was pretty enticingthe company still loses a crap load of cash
>>62653298Its effectively a reverse merger play so people are speculating (gambling) on the value of NuPro
>>62653285Because we aren't capitalist baggysama, we have loads of dispicable protectionist policys and corprotism and M&A monopolism.The majority of the book is about fighting this in favor of competition.We are much more like China, and donsama has a Chinaboo fetish and thinks the secret sauce is emulating them.If we just embraced competition insted of handing out tax breaks and incentives and ramping up stuff like obamacare reporting which is corpo-protection in disguise, we would easily rug the chinese.The current policy is doomed.We cannot be chinese, our dicks are too big boss.
>>62653183The SPR stores crude oil. I wasn't referring to diesel fuel.Obviously, there are types of crude oil that can be used to refill the SPR. The question was how specifically Venezuelan oil would be used to refill the SPR, as Trump said it would.>The US will refill the SPR with raw crude from Canada and Texas WTI.Isn't Canadian oil also too heavy and too sour?
I genuinely hate myself. I suspected this pump was gonna happen despite the buyout price and was gonna buy some options in the morning. Ugh I'm getting real tired of this. All I had to do was wakeup on time and buy.
>>62653300>fundamentally unpopular warI dont know about that. Me and all the people in my circles have been celebrating the SMCO since we first bombed them back in 2025 boss.
>>62653304this is the way. uninstall broker app. take a look once in a while.
>>62653298Juicy goverment contract, tech that isn't just AI spare parts lol, aplication in other sectors, a huge library of footage you can sell to AI niggers.For once a retarded youtuber was right, this shit shouldn't have been a cents stock
>>62653299mean reversion works in any market if you follow enough tickers. something is always getting fudded every single day and being oversoldPCG was free money today from some Cali law about wildfires. I just bagged 5% and dipped out. Yesterday it was META chart still schizoing over the lawsuit and bots fighting +5/-5% retard candles. pretty much every day I can find a faggy overreaction on a chart somewhere that bots are glitching out ona Japanese trader BNF traded a $10,000 account to $200 million just doing mean reversion on shit that oversold
test
thanks to RDDT I am green todayEdit: thanks for the gold kind strangerEdit 2: wow didn't expect this to blow up hehe
>>62653310If the caca oil goes to the refineries, then that means the good stuff that had been being refined can go to the spr instead
>>62653319holy shit i'm no longer range banned.also, the market is gay today
>>62653308Well,. thanks for acknowledging my above average sized penis, i guess boss.
>>62653312Thats cause you and your buddies are in the little hat gang
>>62653315god I need to find the next cents to dollars stock
SOXL trending down for nearly a full 3 months, I think we are in a bear market. Is it gonna last many months like 2022?
Yesterday some anon said we would lose %1 everyday for the next 6 months. Sadly I let that fud get to me and sold off my entire position. At the time it made sense (it still does). The market shouldn’t be green today, it should be red. With everything going on and the loss of trust this country has incurred thanks to the Trump president I believed that this was the death knell. I made a terrible mistake because I underestimated just how corrupt and sick this system is. Bye forever (I mean it, it’s over for me).
>>62653316I mean there's still a ton of luck involved you're always risking long downturns or ralliesyou're still gambling on the shortness of the mean reversion which isn't guaranteed and one outlier doesn't a strategy makeif you invest on 3-5 year horizons with ample cash and a margin account sure you might beat SPY by single digits but expecting triple digit returns purely from mean reversion is a farce
FOUR THREES AND WE SHORT SQUEEZE
>>62653219Damn
>>62653323I'll try when I get home
>>62653334Close one!
>>62653334Get fucked Faggot Frog Fucker!
>>62653316It works until it doesn't.
>>62653311The gut is your second brain smig. If you dont trust it, it may relatiate out of feelings of rejection hurt and inadequacy. Remember to feed it as well as your head
>>62653334>Challenge : Lil smigg guzzler stops posting pozzed AI slop for 5 seconds Impossible
>>62653331kek
>>62653238no, the top is usually inside the bottom
GME is buying eBay. Announcement on earings.Kek the market who don't believe
>>62653325Israel can be saved, China can be defeated.But like your mom's dating advice advised we need to "just be yourself", we need to believe in the west, not be Chinese or monopolist protectionist paypigs.This is why you need to buy grain, the new power, which is rising.
>>62653352Don't hate the smigger hate the gameTruth is, the game was smigged from the start
Well Im back in gopro>inb4 starman optical backs out of the deal-_- im so tired
>>62653333>>62653345position sizing is everything. if you are buying unleveraged shares in companies that are fudded you are probably going to be fine unless you are buying shit like GRRR and IREN or whatever 7000 p/e biotech shitevery company pumps and dumps 20% 4x a year now. just catch a few of the dips on some shit like AMZN or META or MSFT you don't even have to touch shitcoin charts fucking everything is a shitcoin now
>>62653359The only thing smigging in this smg is faggot frog fuckers getting fucking pwnd boss.
>BREAKING: STARMAN SPACE EXPLORATION CORP. TERMINATES PROPOSED PARTNERSHIP WITH GOPRO>HAWTHORNE, CA — September 3, 2026 — Starman Space Exploration Corp. announced today it has formally terminated its non-binding memorandum of understanding regarding a strategic imaging partnership with GoPro, Inc.>Starman leadership determined that the technical integration timelines required to space-rate GoPro camera chassis do not align with Starman’s upcoming launch manifest. Resources will instead be redirected to the internal development of proprietary, deep-space optical telemetry systems.
Based Zuck close at 600 please
>>62653373Based
>>62653330It's one industry that was overvalued anyway.
>>62653286what's your plan
>>62653357Go back to your gulag thread GameStop faggot.
>>62653373>>HAWTHORNE, CA — September 3, 2026
I like how the AI assumed starman meant it was a space companybearish for artificial intelligence
>>62653322So, in other words, Venezuelan crude oil would *not* be used to refill the SPR?Also, aren't the US Gulf Coast refineries that are equipped to process super sour super heavy crude already running close to capacity on current Canadian and Venezuelan oil? Those refineries historically used to process more Venezuelan crude than they do now, but much of that has already been replaced by Canadian crude instead. Hence why the US is currently only importing about half of Venezuela's crude exports, and the rest goes as far away as India in search of refineries that can process it. You might argue it all still ends up being fungible in the end, but that just further highlights the meaninglessness of talking about using specifically Venezuelan crude to refill the SPR, especially if Venezuelan crude is one of the specific types of crude that can't be used.
>>62653373You don't have to sit here fudding all night. Just buy some while you have a chance.
>>62653320>we did it, reddit! :0
>>62653369Sorry I am done with trading. The one time I made big money was when I bought a cheap multinational and forgot about it.
>>62653388I did. see>>62653135>>62653306
>>62653392damn that's wild boss.. I'll literally just scalp QQQM for 0.3% or some shit a few times a week if I'm bored I'm never just sitting around being a cuck or whatever.+15% 3month cart for me thats basically a diagonal green line while VOO fags crabbed for 6 months
>oh simpsons is on>is nusimpsons as cancerous as I think it'll be?>Lisa talks about her ken doll "transitioning">change channel
Aw sheeeit what’s good smg
>>62653390I have realized too late Reddit's evil business model>addict pornsimps simp for porn on reddit>sell advertising space to normie advertisers>probably the one place normie advertisers can can be capitalized on directly by feeding them a porn addicted captive audienceDiabolical, really
>>62653357I honestly assumed all the GME guys did a mass ritual suicide together
The quads belong to gamestop.>>62653382I'm just discussing a $55.5 BILLION dollar takeover in the stockmarkets. That is being announced next week. Pretty big deal
>>62653357>>62653357kek half stock half cashthat buys less than half of ebay lmaoyou guys should leave your containment thread more often we don't get to make fun of you dipshits enough>-64% on the 5y
>>62653331never listen to bobos they are always wrong even when it looks they are right
>>62653408ironically reddit is the only platform where I don't get served porn like at allI even visited a couple of the horny subreddits and still nothingit's actually common knowledge that reddit is piss poor at monetizing adult content in a way other more degenerate platforms (twitter, ig) have
>>62653404>watching any Simpsons past like season 7Nope
>>62653268NIO bet big on battery swapping. Does that seem like a good bet, given the advances in fast charging?
>>62653413>what is leverageStocks are being valued at $50+ to acquire eBay. Next to private capital of the CEO, some private family offices of Miami billionaires, sovereign wealth funds and two Canadian banks the current estimate is 25% stock 75% cash.
>>62653408their entire business model is now hedging on leasing raw unedited "human" written content to LLMs. it's why they allowed users to hide their post history earlier this year; if someone could prove how many accounts were outright bots it would tank their stock valuation. it's also why google introduced their AI overview thing to throttle them because like 50% of their site traffic was generated from people googling "how to insert dildo reddit"
>>62653387>yes anon trump is an incoherent habitual liar venaca caca is not going into the SPR
>ahemCEGs
>>62653425>trump just announced less restrictions on gas cars>you wanna gamble on faggy electric cars>even better... faggy electric chink carssounds dumb as fuck
Another day where Klarna is greenest for me. Now if only it didn't erase all that after/premarket that'd be great.
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>>62653437the US is a smaller market for cars than China
>>62653425controversal bet, but my original NIO position makes up 1% of my portfolio, so its a mild loss but still ugly
>>62653445>buying chink stock everNGMI. just buy TM if you like Asian girls or whatever
>>62653426ok Ryani'm sure it will work out just as well as nfts and bitcointhanks for giving us the heads up about your latest failure
>>62653430>AGI is going to be a redditorEvery day gets grimmer
>>62653449chink stonks will pump eventually, US none tech is bond for a massive correction
>>62653444
GME gapping up!
a green day huh... what could tomorrow could bring... red?... what are the odds... what's the safe play... something to full port... to weather the storm...
>>62653455>chink stonks will pump eventually,I believe this, but at the same time higher energy prices will hurt all kinds of industries globally
>>62653437NIO is barred from selling cars in the US market anyway.The IEA is very bullish on EVs in China, Europe, Korea and many other countries. Their projections out to 2035:https://www.iea.org/data-and-statistics/data-tools/global-ev-data-explorer
go promore likego downpshhh lol....
To >>62653451 and other doubters.Why would the markets pay $2.56 right now for a warrant to buy one (1) share of GME class A for $32, expiring October 30, 2026?Check the price of warrants and explain this economic impossibility.>GME-WT>GME/W
>>62653465Yeah life insurance is mandatory for EV
So most retail traders are just paper handed right?>marketcap 313m>traded volume 219>traded volume price using the middlish of the ground price of 1.50>traded volume valuation = 328.5mIf I understood this right then that means that it has traded almost its entire market cap today. Ergo most people are paperhanded like the koreans and sell at maybe a 1 penny profit per share...
>>62653464china is not as dependent on oil as western countries. The chink reversal is a matter of time, it is absurd seeing companies with 40% annual growth at the a lower PE than Pepsi or companies with a 30% payout with a PE of 6 and a yield of 8%.
>>62653404They mentioned trannies in old simpsons, IIRC Homer once mentioned an uncle that became an aunt while staring out into space and refusing to elaborate.
>>62653478>>62653478just chug the battery to the next car
>>62653479Trade volume shouldve been 219m
Stockies are losersReal winners are stacking bonds
First we posted gems here and made eachother rich.Now I stare at slop and watch jeets bickering.We are not the same.
>>62653479or high frequency trading algosthis thing is probably botted as fuck I would be surprised if retail made up even 50% of that volume
>>62653488>Real winners are stacking bondsThis. Smartest thing said today. Don't load the boat up fully yet. We haven't seen 2022 levels yet. If you know what I mean.
>>62653480>oil as western countries.might be true but higher energy prices are coming to china as well, the whole supply chain is affected
>>62653489go ahead then. post one.
AVGO giga pumps this market and bobos get margin called and wiped out
>>62653331Sp500 is still down you can buy it
>>62653480>companies with a 30% payout with a PE of 6 and a yield of 8%.That's because they operate in a Communist country. Euro stocks tend to be cheap also for the same reason
power five minutes!!please!!!kevin!!!!
>>62653494We have though
>>62653490That wouldn't surprise me desu
>>62653505there is no more energy left, strait is closed
>>62653501I could argue that half of america is invested into the SP500 or the FAGMAN without knowing they have money in these. Their 401Ks and pension funds just keep chugging money into it wether they know it or not and thats why us stocks valued that way I would argue
I eagerly await the day techfaggots dip slurpers zoomers get the rope
>>62653507I will slap myself silly if we don't dip further the coming months.Hmmm. I guess I should load some more this week.Please drop some extra bombs left and right.
>>62653478That's footage from 2021.https://www.bild.de/video/clip/news-ausland/batterie-ueberhitzt-vier-e-busse-explodieren-an-der-stromsaeule-76432134.bild.htmlEVs still catch fire but they get safer over time as the technology improves. Especially the mass adoption of LFP batteries in China has made Chinese EVs safer. So I don't think the fire risk is going to hold back EVs much.I think the main bottleneck is going to be power grid upgrades and charging stations, especially fast charging stations that place a lot of demand on the local power grid. NIO essentially bet that this would be a major bottleneck which would make battery swapping more attractive since it places less demands on the local grid, but it seems the grid bottleneck won't actually be that much of a bottleneck, at least not in important markets such as China.
>>62653488I read a book about the bond market. The theory behind it is cool but they're useless for anything apart from tax avoidance and pension plans.
>>62653514All 401ks are forced by the government to exist.
>>62653251How much time did you spend reading up on an asset before buying it?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>6265352590% of my port is in GME-WT. +0.1610 (+6.68%)
>>62653525+0.70%
>>62653525-0.04% can’t stop gambling
>>62653525+0.68%. NTR, YARA, KHC.
>>62653525+0.89%I have hopium that this is the start of the big recovery
>>62653525Today: +0.69%This Week: -1.17%This Month: -0.91%This Year: +29.33%From Peak: -3.60%12 Months: +17.32%
>>62653524Not nearly enough. What kind of research would you recommend.
>>62653525-1.96%
>>62653525+24.41% for my dog with the gambling problem.Told him to take the rest of the week off but he wont quit.What a stinker!
>>62653525+1.24%not great but better than red i spose
>>62653501China is less socialist than the US
>>62653516If yields go higher USA will go bankrupt.>>62653519I agree no-one really cares about fires, it's the range that puts people off.
>>62653525-0.07%
klarna bros why does AFRM mog us
>>62653501>>62653514That's pretty much it. American pensions ARE the stocks market. Japanese, Chinese and Europeans pensions are not tied to the stocks market, therefore the population doesn't give a single fuck about stocks. Barely anyone posses stocks over there, why would they when their life doesn't depend on it. Housing on the other hand? Oh boy.
LETS FUCKING GOOOO AVGO LETS FUCKING GOOO BROADCOOOOOOM!!!! NIGGGEEEEERSSSSS>pic related
>>62653263
>>62653524>How much time did you spend reading up on an asset before buying it?nta, but i often do zero research and usually go by pic related unironically
>>62653525>+12% thanks to fucking markiplier of all peopleI don't know how to feel about this
>>62653525+0.64%
>>62653535Why are people like this?>help i keep losing money!>did you do your research before investing?>noThe worst part is these same people will go around telling others not to invest because "the stock market is gambling"
the next 5 minutes is critical for SOXL
Broadcoom come on
>>62653331Next time zoom out. It was a higher low. Nothing bearish about it.
>>62653525+0.86%
>USDJPYUh oh stinkies
>>6265333110/10 troll post
>>62653525+1.26%Dunno about the week
>>62653425giving this some thought, battery swapping could be attractive as if batteries become better over time, new more efficient, more powerful batties are available, you could just swap it with your car. >>62653425>Does that seem like a good bet, given the advances in fast charging?good point what if fast charging takes as long as swapping your battery?but as of yet whats the average lifecycle of a car battery? 20k kilometers? 50k kilometers? 100k kilometers? if the NIO Fleet on the road is big enough this easy battery swap system could pay out but yea, just some random thoughtsAnother thought is, as battery become better, could hold more energy, which means it might take longer to charge them? so swapping might become viable again?
hold up i swang my soxl today and when i rebought fidelity is saying that my cost basis is the same as my initial buy. sumn ain't right.
>>62653496TTWO is cheap af right now frfr
>>62653546>the shabbos goyim get an open air space full of wagies and dell monitorsgrim
>>62653546Jesus Christ, what a shithole of an office.
SOXX is deadLMAOOOO
>>62653525>0.25%
ayo AVGO
>>62653555>5 minutes>555
>>62653546Literal hell on earth. I'd sudoku within a week.
>>62653574>whats the average lifecycle of a car battery?I think it depends a lot on charge cycles, not just road length driven>you could just swap it with your car.Couldn't you just fast charge the battery in normal operation and swap the battery on the rare occasion that you want to upgrade the battery? It wouldn't generate much demand for swapping stations if people did that
>dumpIT’S OVER AIIIIEEEE
AVGO missed sales guidance for Q4
>>62653220>>62652997So full port into MUU that's the answer?
>>62653598Maybe you should gone into leveraged bonds like all the winners
>>62653601Hahahaha
ITS FUCKING OVER
YOU NIGGERS TOLD MEYOU TOOOLD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62653602Yes ideal entry point under $930
THEY DID IT TO ME AGAIN
>>62653594>It wouldn't generate much demandShould clarify what I meant: NIO doesn't just sell cars, it also has a large swapping network, so demand for swapping will matter a lot to them
>>62653525>0.3%My entire portfolio this year has been regularly carried by Poland.>>62653546>standing back to back on calls
the rustler (IWM) wont do shit tomorrow, I bought a call AND a put so itll straight crab ALL NIGHT and ALL DAYmake sure not to touch it so you dont rustle yourself into crabtown ok thank u sars praise vishnui also bought a USO put so your gas prices will go up another 50% please to direct your hate to india village Gardapur thank u sars
Bit of a nothinburger really. It'll probably get slurped up in the next hour.
>>62653610Lmfao
How do I position my portfolio for a blue-wave at the mid-terms?
>"Sorry anon, your interview went incredible and you have everything we're looking for. But we want someone with more than 7 years experience (11 if you count my degree)"Alright fuck me then. Back to the job board I go. Who else is drinking tonight? I really like cider.
AVGO BROSWTF
Broadcom beat and dump same ol same ol
>>62653541Isn't "range anxiety" really just the combined anxiety about charger availability and charging time? Range anxiety wouldn't be much of a problem if you could charge anywhere and charging takes only a few minutes, especially since many people only have range anxiety due to a few outlier occasions when they need to travel a long distance
>>62653620scam wick
Wasn’t falling for AVGO after the last mess
>>62653619Drinking semen tonight...
>>62653615This
>>62653610just keep holding voobro just 30 more years till retirement xD
>>62653617Puts on private prison companies (GEO, CXW).
>>62653525+1.09%
>>62653601that was incorrect. they beat
>>62653541>If yields go higher USA will go bankrupt.Want to know something interesting? Back when we used pensions and didn't invent the demon which is the 401k, 85% of Americans were on pensions. These companies would heavily invest in long term bonds to fund the pensions. And that liquidity was vital to the credit system in America. Well now part of the reason long term bonds are as high as they are is because pensions just don't exist. And they don't have anyone else that has the stomach for giving Uncle Sam money for 30 years.
>>62653634Yeah Benzinga must have messed it up. I saw they beat the fact set expectation
>>62653615honestly though.. I feel like chips not reacting much too it is a good sign
>>62653640I recall him fucking up last earnings but the other way
Savage day for the metals and minerals miners. And the underlying commodities didn’t actually even move that much. Capital is shifting more and more.
Goldman-Sachs top strategist says we should expect mid-to-high single digits gains for the next 12 months. What do you guys think?
>>62653651I just need soxl to hit all time highs again or I'm actually just fucked
>>62653535I was asking for an approximate time since for all I know you spend even more time assessing stuff than I do. Anyway, my research is nothing special, I just look at what the people in charge are trying to accomplish and try to prove to myself why they could succeed or why they could fail. 8+ hours just deliberating a few lowcap assets/ones that I could see as having a lot of room for growth, then going at it with a fresh mind again another day. It was almost like putting these projects through their own rounds of interviews.
>>62653649gold had sold off pretty hard. it was due.
>>62653651What does Goldman's top tactician say?
>>62653525+0.49%, full Famine postition.
yo what is going on with gpro??
>>62653666its doubling
>>62653594>Couldn't you just fast charge the battery in normal operation and swap the battery on the rare occasion that you want to upgrade the battery? It wouldn't generate much demand for swapping stations if people did thatyea exactly
>>62653649Markets are all fake, they're just moving the prices around in a constant rotation to keep people from losing confidence.
>>62653666nice trips. its a v tuber squeeze.
>>62653640even Bloomberg got it wrong
>>62653666>after hours pumpOh fuck off
>>62653651whys that? yields?
>>62653550I sometimes take a coinflip approach too but only because my way since day 1 was diversifying, so I had ultra-safe stuff that would at least perform long-term, in addition to high risk/reward and on-a-whim picks. Sometimes I'd lose the $100 sometimes it'd become $1000.
>>62653674real talk why is that allowed though
FUCKING Gopro
>>62653656Yes. But the miners didn’t fall that hard. And rose even harder on a mild recovery. Seeing stronger patterns of higher highs and higher lows relative to the metals themselves. To me. It looks like if we get back to the momentary peaks of 5500 gold and 120 silver by let’s guess, January. Then the miners won’t be back to the same levels. They will be maybe 30% higher again. And that’s assuming you don’t swing trade and dips successfully.
>>62653676Yields, oil and high returns over the past year.
>>62653666All the money is getting sucked out of AI trade to real tech revolution. Little cameras on your head.
I bought at 343 and sold at 350. I'll buy more if it rugs again. I didn't even look at the earnings report
>>62652967NEW >>62653686>>62653686>>62653686
>>62653689>flippedfor2%GODS
SAYMYNAME
>>62653682so you're saying i should fomo into GDX
>>62653671Take your tiny anaemic black-pilled bag and ram it up your mother’s box. Just because you can’t make money. Doesn’t mean you have to depress the rest of us with your fucking sob stories. Now beat it loser. I deal with winners only.
>>62653687I was thinking they'd turn on the money printer to max again this year to avoid the burnout, but they're probably going to wait another year or two at this point. I guess the housing market and job market is doing better than people pretend it is.
Thinking about how at the start of the year I made a big bet on tourism over the summer with the expectation that the World Cup and a hot summer along with people being willing to spend would lead to a boom.I lost so much money. And I kept my position for over a week telling myself that it would all blow over.>>62653541>If yields go higher USA will go bankrupt.Yields aren't high relative to the pre-2000s. The problem is that nobody is serious about getting the deficit under control much less any sort of consensus emerging to make a deal possible.>>62653651Anyone talking about 12 month is feeding you bullshit. We know that there will be two rate hikes by the end of the year and inflation will only slow in the new year.>>62653649The problem with holding gold is that the longer you hold it the more schizo you become until you find yourself ordering coins from a catalogue.
>>62653623haha holy fuck you were right
Semen stains the mountaintopsSemen stains the mountaintops
It's not over for miners.You'll be lucky if we get another dip next week or two. Miners are saying the bottom is already in for metals this year and we're going higher over the next few months.
