Will you work forever or invest your way OUT edition Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/previous:>>62658108
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Mornin, smiggers.
>currents
I don't care about raising the age of retirement. If I did, that'd be a sign of failure. Wagies belong in the cage.
You could see it in the pre market, retails buy and institutionals sell
give me your tickers
Reminder that it's a market holiday in the US on Monday. Send all your money to Europe.
>>62659283everyone talks about how spooky the national debt is but then its only like 100k/person and we literally could just work like 1 year and pay the whole shit offbut 90% of the population are niggers and retards that contribute negative to the number lmaoooooothey just get so obese on foodstamps they need disability bucks or they collect autism neet bucks looool
>>62659295100% $CASH$
>>62659292there shouldn't be state social security anyway and there wont meaningfully be in 40 years anywayretirement is something you build yourself
>>62659287WTF are those chips called >RimsAre they targeted at the negros of your country? We only have RapSnacks here...
>>62659290Get yer slurpers ready. Don't forget there is probably maybe demand for robots
why is klar like this?
>>62659302We can save your social security by increasing immigration boss.
>>62659307The crabbing will continue.
>>62659307Dad raised some Queen bee's lmao only I know the code to crack the hoes.
I am still losing money on SNXX>more meme lines straight down editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62659283do they understand there are no jobs or are we still in the "boomers think it's 1986" phase?
>>62659295MP, WMT. I also just have some puts for Chevron to make a quick buck
>>62659305Is LULU a buy?>HD is a maybe cause I got fucked over by NAIL several times this summer.
>>62659315There are jobs if you have elite human capital
>>62659309we don't want to save social security we want to end iteven switching the same tax amount to just debt servicing would be preferable to the current system
Not buying MUU before the 16th.Fuck I don't want to go work. Why didn't I go full retard in may. I could have 2xed 2xed 2xed again swinging MUU.
cheers smiggers
50k new doordash drivers, wow
Smigstrodamus with the day's playbook and some thoughts for the coming weeks.We pump then dump today, NFPR suggests a 0% chance of rate cut and now likley 60/40 whether we hike 25 bepis boints this month or do nothing as per usual and delay the inevitable rake hikes till after midterms.There will be chop and any Iran/Ukraine conclusions could alter the ladscape dramatically but as it stands there will be more pain but also more opportunities.Smigstrodamus' thesis remains unchanged, chop/crab downwards for a week then start to sell rapidly towards the end of September, bottoming mid October then retard rally November and December before correcting early 2028.
>>62659325Cheers, and thank you for your contribution to my KO!
>>62659325>>62659304Just noticed the>tacos love cokekek
I like to stay in bed and fart and read smg for a while before I get up. Happy Friday
>>62659309or we could save it by cutting my taxes by 15% and letting my put that into voo
Doesn't retail usually dump the Friday before a holiday?
are minors going out of business?
>>62659302Real one
>>62659342minors are pivoting to prostitution to pay off their kindergarten debt
>>62659342All metals down today, might as well be.
>>62659298No one talks about how we paid trillions of dollars and monetized the debt to make up for the niggers in investment banks who couldn't calculate a simple bivariate guassian distribution on mortgage CDO's correctly boss
friendly reminder to shill me your penny stocks that are going to be dollar something stocks before they do that
>>62659317I bought plums on sale from HMart last week, deep discount. Deep. Near the pit was black, fermented. Still ate em though, I don't waste food.
>>62659340
is unemployment actually a good thing?
>>62659350steakholder foods
>>62659358Yes
>>62659358If you have substantial capital to invest in yourself/a business it can be but it typically means someone is broke or going to be soon
>futeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuJa7v6TQ8o
>In a surprising reversal, Trump’s tariffs forced this U.S. company to move Canada. And it’s not the only one >“With all of those factors, by building product in Canada ... we can build products for almost 30 per cent less than it costs to build them domestically here in the U.S.,” he said. >Canada’s free-trade deals with Europe, Australia and other key markets make it cheaper and more competitive to manufacture in Canada and export around the world, he added.https://archive.is/20260904100208/https://www.thestar.com/business/faced-with-donald-trump-s-tariffs-this-u-s-company-is-moving-north-of-the-border-and-it-s-not-the-only-one/article_74bd6032-b9d7-4965-827c-937d3a2f6590.htmlWow, who would have thought that cheap imports and export market access actually benefit manufacturers.
>>62659352The discount rack can be a gamble. I usually only buy the bananas. Best case, they're fine. Worst case, I'm baking banana bread.
>>62659304Have you ever tried these?They're saltier than your mom's coochie, but theyre pretty good. Id invest in them if they were public.
Diesel just hit an all time
buy high sell low hitting different today
Looks like a good day to slurp OWL if youre into that.
Now I can tell I've made money shorting oil.
>>62659358Depends what it stems from. Weimar Germany had 30% unemployment with inflation and budged deficit increases but so did many post-commie East Euro nations doing deflation and budged deficit decreases before their economies went parabolic.In this case it's more of a Weimar scenario I think so not a good thing, no.
>>62659369I have never eaten them, but they were sold at one of the bars I used to go to. I do enjoy the Herrs cheetos that are deliberately targeted at blacks.>Also extremely salty>the honey is a nice touch tho
PUMP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER PUUUUUUMPPPPNOT DUMP NOT SLUMP PUMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>62659370Bullish for Tesla and ev truck
What do I invest in if I want to see Israel and USA get nuked out of existence?
>>62659379It am crab day modderfogger :DDDD
>>62659384Reincarnation.
>>62659384You're canadian? Lmao. Just give me the timbits I ordered, slave.
>>62659283Boomers deserve the rope
>>62659385FOCK DEM CRAB DEM RASCLAAT MARKET BATTY BOY PUM PUM BOMBACLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want my AI to appear and talk to me about all objective current truths in my room on the wall like the guy in the mirror from Shrek. Who's working on this? SPCX?
>>62659401Probably some Chinese company making massive monitors.
>another Yen intervention>down to 155>the last one didn't work>but this one will
>>62659350NIM:ASXChina control 95-98% of Global Gallium Supply. One to watch as the supply chain wars heat up. Couldn't be cheaper for such large potential.Gallium is a critical technology metal with a low melting point (29.76 degrees Celsius) used primarily in electronics.Here are 20 primary uses of Gallium, maintaining no special font formatting (like bold text) and kept under the requested character limit:Semiconductors and Electronics* GaAs Wafers: Substrates for smartphone microchips.* GaN Chips: Energy-efficient EV chargers and power supplies.* 5G and 6G Stations: Amplifiers driving telecom networks.* Optoelectronics: Substrates making blue and green LEDs for screens.* Laser Diodes: Used in Blu-ray players and fiber optics.* Photovoltaics: Solar panels for aerospace and satellites.Military and Aerospace* AESA Radar: Active radars for fighter jets like the F-35.* Electronic Warfare: Jamming devices needing high-power chips.* Thermal Interfaces: Cooling to prevent avionics overheating.Medical and Healthcare* Galinstan Thermometers: Non-toxic mercury replacement.* Gallium Nitrate: Injection managing cancer-related hypercalcemia.* PET Imaging: Gallium-67 and Gallium-68 isotopes for tumor detection.* Dental Amalgams: Liquid component replacing mercury in fillings.* Antimicrobials: Implant coatings disrupting bacterial iron uptake.Industrial and Advanced Engineering* High-Temp Thermometers: Measures extreme temperatures up to 2000 degrees Celsius.* Flexible Electronics: Alloys printing stretchable circuits.* Mirror Coatings: Creates highly reflective industrial mirrors.* Plutonium Stabilization: Stabilizes nuclear weapon pits.* Hydrogen Generation: Reacts with water to produce hydrogen gas.* Neutrino Detection: Liquid tanks capturing solar neutrinos.
I am FOMOing in to SHEL
Jobs report came out strong. Rate hike more likely?
how do you profit from the inevitable oil price crash later in the year?
>>62659420>people still believe the jobs reportIt's going to be revised again.
>>62659422Short with 10x leverage.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62659429Based.
SPCX tumbling already
>>62659429LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62659429based
>debt buyback>"good" jobs report>tech barely the only thing green
50bepis hike by september. You can thank the tard in chief for this one, again.
>>62659283next week on /smg/please look forward to it
I wanted to start a business selling raw farm eggs to Boomers. Well after research I discovered that the factory farms in California have so much money and power they lobbied to make transporting or buying eggs that are raw, washed and un-uncandled illegal. They are required by law to be refrigerated as soon as you step of a rancher’s property. This has nothing to do with health safety. It’s only because factory farms have the ability to buy the permits and licenses to enable this business practice. Well guess who else doesn’t need to refrigerate eggs? Any tech delivery service such as DoorDash, instacart, uber eats etc..the way they skirt the law is because they aren’t a delivery service. They are a tech company that provides a platform for delivery services to customers. They also lobbied to create this law to by pass the huge licensing mandate for needing to refrigerate food. (So technically they don’t have to keep any of your perishable food cold by law, lol wtf?) Well guess what senpai, I found a loop hole. I can do even better after reading the food transportation and delivery laws. I can arbitrage “organic” food from stores like Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods.TL;DR fuck these bullshit monopolies all I wanted to do was sell some healthy eggs and I found an even better business idea.
>>62659422$80 is the new floor on the price of oil
>>62659438>we're getting 8% mortgages
nvda bros we winning
Gold will reach $8k within the next 3 years.
Klarna is crabbing while the rest of the market is pumpimg.Feelsbadman.
MU COMPUTER
>>62659444Digits never lie
>>62659429BASEDASED
>MSFT:(>AMD:)This is my version of diversification
>WAGMISAY IT BACK
>>62659444I heard this for bitcoin before
>>62659438They’re going to hold rates steady and everything leading up to the CPI report, which will be in-line, is just shaking out weak hands.
>>62659449based
SNDK why you go
remember to buy WZRD
>gopro
Where's that anon from yesterday saying he hates selling and then seeing the stock rip further up. I just had that happen to me -_____-
it's like a car crash you just can't look away
>>62659467happens to the best of usthat's why you only sell half like I just did
Disappointed with myself for not getting back on the Sneeddisk train, I’ll do it next week, I’m sure I won’t get rugged
>Manager of Norway’s $2tn oil fund proposes slashing US Treasury holdings
>everything in the red
Should I sell ORCL at 160? Bought at 144
Ty Orange Lion for Saving my Portfolio
>>62659482yeah
>>62659488You feel me fucking you
>>62659482Earnings next week. Might see some movement before, no idea which way.
>>62659490Are we expecting a good report?
>>62659467Was it me?I posted a Red Angry pepe.Happened to me on IREN but i was forced to liquidate it and i hate myself for it.
>>62659454WAGMI
so its just the regular semi/saas rotation? gotcha
>>62659466>higher highs>higher lowsThis shit is going to retardpump again isn't it
SOXL almost up 20% from the bottom
Bros, markiplier is doing a lil somethinf
Yeah I’m bigoted, but I’m pretty chill about it.
GoPro is going to 5 dollars get on that train while its still cheap.
blew up all my gains this year buying blackberry leaps before earnings, being right, and still getting fucked over by market sentiment. shoulda just stuck it out in bitcoin
>>62659504Is put $100k in at $1.69
>>62659517No you didn't
Vix at 14, hate this shit so much
>the smells of feembrapbuy (female) natural gas
>>62659520Yeah I did. Is that good?
>>62659515win some lose some
>gopro already surpassed all time high
If it wasn't for me spcx I'd be one sad, sad, nword
>>62659466>>62659504camera loving bros were gonna make it
i'm making a lil bit of money today!
is memory back?
>>62659471The only way that works is if my investment was double the size otherwise I'd be me mad for not sellikg it all if it ends up dipping.>>62659493I think so. ;_; man O held for so long, walked with a profit, and yet if I held a bit longer that profit would've been better. Yet I've seen the markets behavior for the last month+, gives up the gains very easily. Not like I sold my whole portfolio as the rest of it is also up.
sneedisk is pooomping a tiny bitnot like the old days, but still
Maybe my skhy at $174 will break even...
>>62659538manifesting 178 today
>>62659535I hope so its the one bag I refuse to sell despite having had a few opportunities to have swung it for big gains thatd probably have gotten me back to 6 figures.
Ayo
realized gains on PLAB and HD. spoonfed those to you niggers. you are welcome.
>>62659536Its cool.I was mainly joking anyway.Profit made is better than loses made anyway.Gratefull for the small wins. And many more oportunities will come thry are always happening you just have to seize them.
GoPro poster was strung out on amphetamines or undergoing some schizo/manic episode. Literally talking to himself on smg. Not only was he right, but the timing was immaculate. Makes you think.
>>62659538>>62659539Manifesting $1 todayGoing all in at eodManifesting $200 tomorrowSelling all those shares tomorrowFinally my life can be comfy ;_;
>>62659536>I'd be me mad for not sellikg it all if it ends up dipping.sounds like a mental problemyou need to realize that you'll never perfectly time anything so stop thinking about direction and think about position sizing instead"does this stock make me feel bad when it dips" if yes then downsize your position and put in something saferit's not worth the stress because more stress = worse health = less time in the market = less money
>gpro borrowable shares just dropped from 5M to 1.7M with a fee of 10.11%
>>62659542I love green days. I love when number goes up
Most obvious bull trap I have ever seenDon't get trapped mumuYou are smarter than thatAren't you?It would be a long weekend of regret otherwise.
>>62659547Im sticking to my theory that it was Markiplier himself.The timing is good to push this theory.
>>62659542>>62659552Where's the green? It's crabbing
>>62659547Gopro anon was legit an insider, he starts shilling a shit stock for an entire week without the attention whoring of some of the posters here and suddenly a few days later you get all the juicy goverment contracts/buyout out od nowhere.
>>62659547He didn't even buy in the end. I asked him next thread when GPRO was up only 12% and he said he's backing out.
CRDO bros represent
You could get 100 gpro and get out at a respectful 12%.
>ahemSKHineY
>>62659561I got a bag with an average of 1.26, if it breaks 2 I'll be buying October puts
>>62659548tomorrow is saturday you goober you plan doesn't work
>>62659547But I’m GPROanon now because I put in $100k at $1.69. Is that good?
>>62659558Thats just him covering his tracks from the FEDS.Wake up Sheeple
>new all time high on goproFuck semis and fuck ETF's, im jumping on this shit before rug pulling you faggots
Greens like this makes me nostalgic for two months ago
What happens if you accidentally say the N word in work?
>>62659574Over at my office they just say it back and laugh.
>US jobs report doubles expectations?>Tank the market.
>>62659574you could get in trouble by using the wrong emoji at my workplace
Normally we just do the whole VOO thing but when its a bubble whats a good alternative?
>>62659582 inverse ETF
>>62659556soxl's up 10% bro
>ADBE down on Indian CEObased market
>gopro is reaching 2 and its not even midday
>>62659588I bought AVGO. they are nigger attacking it right now so seems like it will pump 20% for sure
>goverment spends tens of billions to buy back long term bonds>vanguard's long term bond etf barely goes up 0.29%
might dump my memory bags and fully rotate to goog like buffet told me to
>>62659582Consumer staples. My fav is KO.
>>62659599Don't give them fucking (((vanguard))) jews any fucking money you fucking retards.
>>62659603I'm debating getting into SCHD for that reason. >>62659604It was my assumption all ETFs are connected to jews.
>>62659582VOO during the bubble, SSO after it pops
FOMC in 2 weeks. I just have this feeling news articles will come out to force stocks to move one way or the other.
>>62659597What the fuck is Mido doing there
one of the top news stories today is that India has absolutely fake and gay retard numbers and everything they say is a lieDO NOT REDEEMSPACE DATA CENTERS SARDO THE NEEDFUL BUY MORE STOCKS SAR
I'm slurping bros (the free coffee at work)
>>62659607baby please... you can't just make a new persona when it suits you. everyone knows you have a ton of schd already. did you miss me? i was in london, whole city is banned from 4chan!
>>62659475assuming this is smart, it would suggest that rates are going to go uphowever, these snow monkeys underperform spyobviously, they have to take a more conservative stance but they also underperform brkbthe norwegian government may be a relatively smart government but i would never look to any government for financial advice
>>62659615INDIA NUMBA ONE SAR
You ever get the feelkng to full port into a stock? Did you ever not follow through on it and if so what happened with the stocks price?>>62659607Why does she have futuristic looking glasses?
>>62659621Most I ever port into a high-conviction play is 25%. That's my upper limit so I don't completely nuke myself.
i'm unloading a lot of soxl for a 5 figure gain today, i know everyone was worried about me, but i'm fine and moving up another tax bracket
>>62659607Babe, what do you think about that whole Lindsey Clancy trial?
>>62659621They're magical glasses that allow her to see the princess she guards.>>62659619Do they include inflation in that?
>GPRO above $2
>>62659626Ok I’ll call interpol and let them know they should call off the search.
SAYHISNAME
>>62659618>>62659627I'm still not babe.
>>62659604Yeah give it to (((BlackRock))) instead.GTFO here.
>PLOut fuckin JEWED
>>62659627stop, she is very distraught about that, i've been reading the thread.>>62659629baby i know you are out of work right now and i'm praying for you. just so you know i have a soft place for you to land by my side.>>62659636darling this gets me distraught. i know this is you, i know your heart
PUMP HARDER
>>62659636I find it ironic that the state of Massechusettes is trying deny her right to healthcare. She gets 3 post-term abortions in one day, and now all of a sudden they're trying say she's a murderer, it's like "HELLO! DID WE FORGET ITS HER BODY HER CHOICE", you know what I mean Babe?
Is oil seriously going to play out a double top on the 4h? Just fucking dump that dinosaur shit and buy risk assets.
>>62659621all the time and then when it goes up i regret it but it's a lot easier to ride the uncertainty until it does when it isn't my entire portfolio
>>62659627God bless the single juror refusing to acquit, boss
>>62659625>Most I ever port into a high-conviction play is 25%. Even that is probably way too high.
>>62659574I would never say that word accidentally, only purposefully and loudly on speakerphone so all the minorities hear me. HR just shrugs. I'm a subcontractor
>>62659648Trust orange man and a peace deal is on the way
MY GPRO’S SO HIGHITS RISINGTHEY HOPINGTHAT THEY GONNA CATCH MY GPRO RIDING DIRTY
Ok hedged my gpro shares with 2ps
Idk but the thread feels kinda slow>anon it hasnt even been 2 hours!Idk just feels slow
>>62659645>>62659652There's three dude and only one of them is holding them up. So the other two are cucks or caved after a days of dealing with the women.
Here's some free money. You'll thank me later
i'm going back to london next summer for sure, and i would love to do it with you, we can of course go to nice as well, i plan to, but london was my favorite city, jazz every night and great food, i dunno what people are talking about, so many vegetarian options, wonderful town and so beautiful, i stayed in the city of london, all stone buildings and lovely statues everywhere, and practically every building is a bank, i saw so many female brokers!
ENTER THE CRABBIN
>>62659661Im annoyed those puts dont seem to lose value. -_- imagine the $2 strike was at 0.20 or less. I could buy so many puts and hedge with that. But nooooo they're at a rip off price.
>>62659665Sorry babe I prefer Albania. Theyre not stuck up twats here, they actually enjoy a good racist joke.
>>62659663I don't think it's a man who's holding out. It's probably a woman because women always hold everything up boss.
>>62659674this man is a genius, and you have to be an incel tranny to disagree(im an incel myself but not a tranny)
How do they know what the holdout thinks vs the group? Doesn’t that mean it should be a mistrial? What if it’s one guy holding out that she’s not guilty?
>>62659669Yeah, options are expensive right now
>>62659674What a tirade hahahaha>LOWER RATES OR ELSE Lmfao
>>62659683Sir this is a stock market thread
>>62659674Aren't we getting rate hikes.
>>62659629no
>>62659688This trial is relevant to the markets because of how it impacts public sentiment boss.
>>62659697Shut up jew
>>62659674his words have legit lost all credibility by now
>>62659686>>LOWER RATES OR ELSETrump making everyone else job harder.Warsh is cooked
>>62659689The only hike getting rates is yours babe if you know what I mean babe pls respond
>>62659663whether you missed me or not, i missed giving you affection. i hope and pray you can let me into your heart again, we would be so good together.
>>62659698I am just trying to educate your ignorant ass faggot.
>>62659691>giant norway fund has barely returned 4.5% annualized How do you mess it up that bad?>>62659705>>62659704I'm telling you. I'm not babe. I'm a dude. I have a cock. And I also have agp. That should make you feel gay and you should stop.
The SXXP is outperforming SPY again this year bros...
Up over 5% in the last week. If the past 2 months have shown me anything, over the next few days my portfolio will end up losing all the gains. *sigh* well not like I want to sell because I just get the feeling it'll keep pumping the moment I sell.
>>62659717We're in a recession right now hidden by speculation.
>>62659717Just sell some
PUMP
>>62659723Isn't America supposed to have a trade deficit since we are the reserve currency? And this is why people buy our debt because they end up with extra dollars?
>>62659723So all of them?
>>62659717Do you niggers not know what a stop loss is?
>>62659723I love our Leader! Show Kevin who is actually in charge boss.
>>62659712Post cock
>>62659689they are making big noises about buybacks which suggest they want to avoid thisbut they often make sounds which contradict what they actually intend to doi do think it would be very bad for rates to go much higher and the goyim can deal with inflation since really bread and circuses are cheap>>62659712by investing into europe is my guessbeing generous, i would say it's because they want to be conservative and avoid drawdowns but the issue is that, generally, it is not safer than brkb and neither does it outperform it, with just a handful of exceptional yearsi imagine the fund also invests into norwegian companies simply because they are norwegian companies rather than for purely cynical profit
>>62659728Implying orange nigger understands any of that
>DAMAGE REPORT>ALL BRIDGES REPORT
>good job reports are bearish actually
>GOOGLWHY
>>62659743They are because that means rates can and should be hiked
>>62659712>dudename the last 3 quarterbacks for the green bay packers then dude, or explain intentional grounding or the infield fly rulealso only women say the c-wordyou're her. or at least you're who i fell in love with, the girl that goes to japan. i don't believe these lies and nobody else does, there's a reason your mediocre comments are getting tons of replies.and to that, back off, you all know she is my soulmate.
>>62659723>>62659723fed independence...
SISTERSJust found out about G>Genpact limited >Genshin Impact the company>Can invest in Chinese lolisI have no clue what the company does but the potential here is HUGER*DDIT IS GONNA LOVE THIS
>>62659728>>62659739>economicslets
>>62659745Retesting 200 ma We will be pumping shortly saars
surprised gpro couldnt hold $2 with all the open $2 calls
is it a sell or a hold I always get the 'ick when the lunatic president keeps talking about slashing rates
Can any of you GPRO nigs tell me how it's a better company than DJI?
>been using Fidelity for over 8 years>just now noticed they have a stock screenerlife is hard when youre tarded
>>62659723>lower the interest rate or I'll stop trading with countries with which we have a deficitSo, all of your major trading partners?
>>62659751what are "the old days" he's referring to?
>>62659747You are gay.
>>62659765Obama's presidency, by the looks of it.
Bond market demanding higher rates while trump demands lower rates. Perfect setup for Kevin to do absolutely nothing and hold.
>>62659751Does anyone actually believe what he's saying anymore? Or is it just /ptg/ circlejerking him these days?
Ugh mustve injured my achilles somehow. Wasnt able to walk briefly without a lot of pain yesterday. Not sure if its from when I squatted down and stood on the tip of my foot or from having my feet in a cross legged position while at the desk or from frequently sitting with my feet tucked underneath me.In other news nothing i can do about stocks right now. Nothing is cheap enough to be worth buying. But nothing is expensive enough to be worth selling for a profit. I wish it was like April 2025 again, prices were so low that it was easy to profit.
>>62659753if nazi’s ever rise up schiff can hide in my attic
>>62659772wtf is /ptg/
>>62659773Take some ibuprofen and do some stretches, anon. Take it easy.
>>62659571Kurumichan X my dick
>>62659747She already promised me she'd marry who ever wins our duel to the deathAlso it's literally a dude you fucking idiot
>>62659771is this why we are green? market thinks rates will stay most likely?or is there a reason we are actually green today
Daily PAMPS in BDRY due to El Nino disruption
>>62659769What's it like having agpDo you and the sunako anon erp and talk about shoving CORN in each other's bussy
>>62659674Wait for the report correction in a month…
ughh i need to open another exchange so i can gamble on shitty brazilian stocks
>>62659769please stop darling. i have different values than you and i'm sorry it gives you the ick but when i'm deep inside you you'll know what kind of man i am and you will love it. be a good girl going forward.
>>62659784Nice chart
>>62659786Whenever I get praised or mistaken for a girl I just blush. It's annoying at worst and kinky whenever I've dated a girl whose been into that.
Yesterday I bought 28k VOO, 38k VEA and 8k VWO. Thinking I made the right call, since the VOO is down on an amazing job report (makes no sense) while my developed/developing markets are steady green to cushion my losses.
>>62659657How the fuck hasn't everyone been shaken out yesterday?
>Bloomberg: ASML Supplier Says China 15 Years Behind in Top Chipmaking ToolsNewsseems like it might be a mix of this
STUPID FOOKIN WAGIES AND THEIR JOBS REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62659796So EU needs China to against US again.
>>62659760Tariffs
>>62659798Can't wait till jerbs are a thing of the past thanks to AI
>>62659805If only we could just fire all wagies and cut rates for one last suicidal poomp
Rate hikes = no pumpStock market is completely out of sync with reality
>left MU to swing BWET for 5%>MU pumps 5% from where I exitedPro gamer moves
Sivers has hit the generational bottom.If you want ro maximize your pain buy now.
I needed to put more money into gopro
>>62659819>dumps 17% then pumps 27%WHAT THE FUCK
STRIKE ME DOWN
>>62659821that's only a 5.4% pump
>>62659823Yeah but I thought it was over yesterday
>>62659824First time in meme stocks?
I’m on the GOOGL train now
>>62659831Actually no I guess I've been in MU for so long I forgot what it was like
>>62659832Google bullrun? Pls God i need to dump my google bags
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
>>62659837Yea I’m long so it’s going lower
Please tell me this was the top for Marvell
>>62659839If Data centers are good, why do we need to bomb the ones in China? Checkmate robots.
>>62659839AI became a cult really fast. >"We need to create our God before they do!"
>>62659841This was the top for Marvel>>62659850Trust the cult.
>>62659839Its crazy how retarded people are that the AI labs propaganda actually has people thinking AGI is even achievable with LLMs
>>62659839Do you think this is the bottom?
>>62659852>>62659839Isn't them rebranding it to "AGI" instead of AI already proof it failed? If it was AI we'd just call it AI. But it's too much of a joke so it needs to be rebranded.
>>62659852AI not being god is already priced in
>>62659822Kek. If I was born a cat instead of a human, this is one of the species I wouldn't want to be. Though I'd rather be one of these than one of those unfortunate flat face cats who have a horrific existence.
>>62659850It actually was a cult from the very startAltman and Amodei have their origins in the superintelligence world in silicon Valley who essentially believe they can make an artificial God
David Sacks: “We can get these AI companies to pay for upgrades to the [power] grid. We can actually get them to produce more electricity… Residential rates go down for [the] community, not up.”
>>62659856I thought AGI was a step above AI
>>62659856It is funny isn't it>>62659858Forget God, its not even Joe the wagie
>>62659840Fuck
assuming they do, china will conquer taiwan without firing a single shot, besides maybe some tear gas canisters from taiwanese policeyou're literally a russian monke with a 17th century understanding of geopolitics if you think otherwise
>>62659839>former White House officialbunch of clownscall me when china talks about striking amerikkka to prevent them from achieving AGI
>>62659861Is there any lore or pop culture about the anti christ being AI? Like creating something artificial enough Satan can possess it?>>62659863>I thought AGI was a step above AIIt is but it was a term that got popular only when the AI build out stalled. AI used to be enough but when it was clearly a joke they needed to rebrand.
>>62659856darling there's a difference between sef-improving ai and what we have now, and when we reach that it's another step entirely. this is a well-known idea and burying your head in the sand won't change things. some things you can't control with just your attention and approval, i know that's hard for a princess like you to understand.
>>62659870China can just steal it from whatever MIT plant they have whenever we achieve it>>62659871Thank you anon *huggy*
HOLY SHIT ITS A DEADLOCKED MISTRIAL!!!!
>>62659871Probably Makes for a good story Building a body for an evil entity to inhabit is definitely a thing in fiction i think
>>62659879Sell everything
>>62659861>an artificial God>it's just a computer which knows the answer to everythingpretty limpdick compared to other gods
huge arbitrage opportunity in gpro calls
MUgods, are we taking profits?
>>62659618We were all praying you were stabbed to death.
>>62659884Right they fucking suck at it because they are stupid and thought LLMs were good enough to do it
>>62659874by the time AGI is even a remote possibility the USA won't be world tech leader anymore anyways
Tard in chief making sure the fed hikes rates or they'll look like puppets.
>>62659895Cool then we can stop doing business with those faggots in Canada boss.
>>62659874>>62659879Well this is going to be interesting. >>62659892We messed up badly by locking China out of the best tech. Once they realized they couldn't compete on performance they became obsessed with making their AI cheap and efficient instead. Which turns out is very important.
>>62659890even if it does do it it's not exactly zeus or shiva and it's certainly not God
You did buy your $101 GDX calls expiring today for .10 each, right anon?
>>62659901Cheap and efficient, just like your sister babe.
>>62659903I agree
New>>62659912
>>62659314i sold here and started buying sndq...
>>62659782G20 says growth growth growth
>>62659792im like this too thats why i play mmos, if i could invest into TERA2 i would, there are too many anons there that would swipe to dress up their elin for their carry
>>62659901i know ai worries and frightens you. i dunno if it's gonna be ok but i will hold you tight if you'd let me.
>>62659871>It is but it was a term that got popular only when the AI build out stalled. AI used to be enough but when it was clearly a joke they needed to rebrand.Yeah because to people in the 20th century we're living in lala actual sci-fi land and they would not hesistate a single second to call GPT-5.6 "AI" like Data from Star Trek.We only needed a new label bc AI got so good.
>>62659796The article is a bit ambiguous. First generation EUV was commercialized in 2018, so "15 years behind" would mean Chinese EUV in 2033. Then the article says he said China would need 15 years to develop EUV, which could mean 15 years from today, or 15 years from when China started development (whenever that might have been).Anyway, the article says he said it's a "reasonable assumption". He doesn't claim to have any special knowledge about the state of the Chinese EUV program.
>>62659712I am late to this but didn't know you have AGP.. You being a dude with it is cute. I do too
>>62659839The expectation that this kind of thinking might start to pervade Washington is probably the reason why China a few years ago began building 346 new ICBM silos to complement to the mere 18 silos it had before
>>62659626>selling 140 cost basis SOXL at 116>will say he bought it again next weekanon if your larp was true you have so much wash sales this year lmao
>>62659871Ackchyually!!! AGI is a term Scam Altman and his cadre of pedophiles coined to avoid the scandal of stealing copyrighted material left and right because according to him AGI will produce original content and will learn as a person instead of just plagiarizing.Anyone believing that is a fucking moron, but of course the journalist shallow it hook and sinker because the bubble must grow.Meanwhile in the real world Sony and another music producer are sueing for hundreds of billions for copyright violations.
>>62659723Wouldn't that just drive inflation even higher, necessitating even higher rates?
>>62659895he might actually outrank FDR as the worst American president of all time.
>>62660015You are in like every thread yakking about the president lmao
Who here going to buy someAnthropic when it IPO's?
>>62660096I cant be buying every new stock man
>>62660123You're going to miss out on some big gains man.
>>62660096I will but sell intraday and buy again if it dips
>>62660096i think it's a pretty safe bet that it will pump and dumplong term i think it will do well too but ipos are often overvalued
>>62659290that's bananas>regards, bananan
