Let the goyim deal in the real world editionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/previous:>>62659283
i just like the cameras
>>62659917Wait a second...>astronaut makes a post yesterday about him using a GoPro to take an accidental photo while he was in space, 55k likes on TwitterAAAA I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
Do you guys have any stories from when Germany started WW3? I'll start.>Be TheBoggler>Be sitting in /smg/>see Germany starting a fight with Russia again.>ask everybody if they have any stories from when Germany started their fight with Russia.How about you boss?
Can’t believe I’m a Google baggie, it’s the one company I expected to always go up
>mfw I score a 500% call this morning on SOXL>mfw I might lose out on mega gains if it goes up to 150 in the next 2 weeks>mfw im banking on IWM rustler puts because this piece of shit hasnt even budged downwards unlike the SHIT&PISS>mfw the SHIT&PISS might just pump to fuck to catch up for some reason>mfw I have to shotgun shit spray calls and puts to win
>>62659921Without nukes Russia in its current degraded state is losing to Nato even without US involvement
>>62659929This guy is a full blown communists, he doesn't have any stocks boss.
buying every commodity dip
>>62659923White man(Jews) always win
>>62659937>buyingeverycommoditydipGOD
Wheat gods can’t even read a chart lmao
ohnonono I bought gpro at 1.99wtf happened
Get your GDX calls today
>>62659947>he botted the 2 dollar topOHNONONONONO
I’m gonna go make breakfast and lunch and eat them at the same time
>Up +.69% today
>>62659947You entered the trade and broke the thesis because you are cursed with reverse midas touch and everything you even glance at turns to shitThanks a lot pal!Jk you bought a pump and dump that's being memed by 90IQ influencers like Togi and now its running out of steam and you're getting dumped on.lol:3
>>62659947I know you're trolling, but... the low effort shilling last thread was a top signal. Exit liquidity seeking behaviour.
Just buy high, sell low. It's that simple.
I am still losing money on SNXX>gotta pump fast editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62659904Why?
>>62659947you became a generational baggie
>>62659947I unironically almost bought the pico top>>62659956Kek, something about this post was finmy and made me laugh out loud
>>62659929I've got a little bit of VLTLF, worth checking out
>>62659952up .78 percent today and it makes me sad , as monday is a holiday and i need the dopamine hit
>>62659956your prediction was a little early cuh, SHIT&PISS dumped on us right at the start, and it looks like its doing an inverse H&S at 769, meanwhile the rustler does NOTHING, itll probably be crab city until the end unless some TACO shit happens
>>62659947You bought the top.
>>62659973QQQ pumped then dumped right on schedule, more fake pumps followed by sharp dumps enxt week until CPI & PPI where I expect both pumping and dumping but mostly dumping until mid October bottom.I think this is a fake memory breakout but the next one is the real deal.
>DGX Spark went up 28% over night>Nvidia only up 1%How is this legal?
>>62659968>third world country reveals new ultra powerful superweapon they were just sitting on before!>america is finished this time for sure!!!
>the smell lodged in the ass crack of a beautiful womanbuy (female) natural gas
>>62659986What's the ticker for DGX?
>>62659993It's not about the weapon. It's what they are targeting.
>>62659993KEK what the fuck is this? Anti-US propaganda or pro-Algerian propaganda? I honestly can't tell.
>>62659984Will Marvell dump? Please tell me yes smigstradamus
>>62659996i am exhausted with the tedious boring hormussy and posturing of sand peoplecan we please just blow up their water infrastructure and be done with these tiresome barbarians
>>62659984how heavy are you on puts then?why would semis pump independantly of the rest of the market if it keeps shitting the bed until october?was thinking of IGV or TQQQ puts, shit like TZA is just too illiquidim still holding todays IWM rustler puts, this garbage double topped and will go down like the small cap trash it issource : i made it the fuck up
>>62660008Not gonna change much. They'll just shoot ships with shoulder-mounted rocket launchers until the end of days.
>>62660008If the US goes away they will open the hormussy willinglyUS (and Israel obviously) is the reason it closed to begin with, and is the reason it is still closed.
>>62659947you made someone a good amount of money
>>62659984It pumped because of Waller's comments about keeping rates on hold if inflation doesn't rise(BTC was up too, as well as gold), then the jobs data came out which likely guaranteed a rate hike
>>62659967don't like the fact its Canadian,but the premise is interesting, thanks. researching it now
>>62660014>The Strait of Hormuz is about 21 miles (34 kilometers) wide at its narrowest point.sure they willmaybe they will strafe ships from flying carpets and conjure ifrits to burn oil fields too
>>62660008shalom
>>62660008Stay mad
>>62660033During the Tanker War of the 1980s Iran did fire RPGs from boats at ships in the strait, ignorant zoomer nigger, suck my balls
>>62660043Who he bitching about now outside someone diffferent everyday
>>62660033They can drone shit too. With fiber optic cables attached if the US tries to jam them. Whatever it is they do they won't give up because they're stubborn cunts.
>>62660011Smigstrodamus is never heavy on options just small high risk gambles. Its going to be a choppy but steady decline over the next 6 weeks that fucks options buyers and benefits shrewd cash secured options sellers more than lottery ticket buyers. Once midterm results start to appear to MM VIX will top, markets will retard V into crazy pump until the start of 2028. I don't predict the future I just follow the trends as I sees them, anything is subject to change on the whim of a few powerful retards.
Elon musk sole everyone's 401k
>>62660053TRVTH NVKE
>>62660000
>>62660003No $220 is MRVL top, if you are lucky $180 is bottom if not $140. It is quite overvalued based on some Huang comments months ago. It is likely a buy wherever your stop loss is set.
Gonna V? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
>>62660050hmm yes 10 mile long fibre optic cables>>62660044well it would simply be impossible to stop them doing thatyou're totally right, just like nothing goes through the mandeb strait without the houthis' explicit permission
>>62660066I am going to kiss you.....
dude I'm going to turn into a fucking bot if I keep farming 2 dollar moves on AVGOBEEP BOOP BEEP
>>62660060Based smigstradamus! Bless you sir!
>>62660060EEEERRRRRMMM ASKCSHTUALLY ITS 220.87 :clap: RIGHT :clap: NOW :clap:>>62660053fair enough cuh ur alrighti'll just stack and wait for the inevitable downturn into the shitter, although i'll probably still buy a put on something or other, or a call on a bear ETF, i mean, somethings gonna go down harder than the restle fomo face
>>62660069that's gay, anon. control thine carnal urges for prurient relations at once.
>>62660075I'm sorry anon I'M TRYING TO GET A GIRL I AM
>sell>buy back in at -0.32%infinite money
>>62660068They have 12 mile long cables on drones in Ukraine.
The market will continue to range until both bulls and bears are thoroughly bogged.
>>62660031Well the good news is they're redomiciling to Texas so they won't be Canadian for much longer
>>62660077I've bought/sold AVGO 4 times today and NKE twice. and I caught the V on BBWIbecome the bot smigger. if you can realize 1% a day you will mog 99% of other smiggers
Koreans are gonna rape us on Labor Day
>another gopro pump
>>62660083>Labor like giving labor>leveraged koreans hate womenit's over
At my portfolio peak, I had $700k with DRAM calls.By the time I sold I was 90% down.Imagine the riches of 1% gain/week with the peak value.
>>62660086....How much up are you YTD?...
>>62660086>smg once again crying about dead money with hindsight
>>62660086Just full port into SOXL.
>>62660095>fullportintoSOXLGODS
>>62660078i guess you're right there is literally nothing anyone can doiran is just too powerfulhow can the great satan even compete?we should destroy their water and power infrastructure anywayi'm sure the iranian stalwart devotion to the cause of being mildly annoying to the rest of the world will stay strong no matter what we do anywayso fuck them
>>62660086>buying with no exit plan kekat least put in a stop when it drops below 500k jfc
>>62660069Gae
>>62659947
big thanks to whoever bought my shitty GoPro shares at the pico top
>>62660106>>62659947HERE COMES THE V GET READYYYYYYYY
>>62660102...exit strategy?
By the way slippage is really scary bros do not buy low float stocks. Only part of my BWET shares at 525 were filled
>sneedisk pooomping $1,700+OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IDS HABBENING :DDD
klarna financially ruined me anally in the ass
>>62660118*kisses you*
I see FFF guzzler is back
>>62660125is that our new local schizo?
>markets dumps on jobs report>everything seems bearish>semis and memory go straight up on a fridayit's so fucking gay
>>62660130We were being beat down for weeks anon it's time we had something
>>62660130>holy shit the blumpft is going to kill us in.......two more actual weeks>everything goes back to pumpingLol?
>>62660125We’re putting together a task force for that
>>62660112yes, like cashing in a lottery ticket. otherwise you just donated your money. at least casinos give you something back
>>62660128No Triple F is the faggot frog fucker that posts the ugly pepe AI slop boss.
>>62660146I'm gonna be honest, boss, he's growing on me
Chat, give me a rundown of who the /smg/ shizos are and their weaknesses.
>>62660151It's stockholm syndrome. We need less realistic frogs, and more penguin girl content boss.
>>62660116I made the mistake of buying BWET overnight. The slippage was insane, I set an unrealistically (in my eyes) bid price and it was instantly filled at precisely that.
>>62660154I do like the penguin girl too..
>>62660157>FBI. OPEN UP
Is there some requirement for executives to be smarmy sons of bitches? Or do they just all happen to end up like that
>>62660155>buys BE WET>insane slippagetf did you expect nigga lmao like cuh fr?slippin ass nigga>>62660146at least hes mostly right about his predictions unlike some peoplealso were gonna shit the bed so buy ur puts now CUH
>>62660160See this is great AI slop, they can take the penguin girl and put her in realistic scenarios and it's still pretty cool boss.
Is b*ss some kind of online AIDS that goes from fag to fag? You know, like those biohazard tattoes that bugcatchers ink in their asses?Because it looks like it.
>>62660152Some of these are no longer active, but:1. The BANG poster - Weakness is mis-synchronized clocks2. The DING poster - Same3. The >futures posters - Crab futures are the weakness, since they only have so many crab webms4. The EarningsWhispers poster - Weakness is doing business with some of those companies5. John Rocker (MIA?) - Weakness was sniffing Scoops' bussy6. Scoops (MIA?) - Weakness was Rocker7. Baggie - Weakness is posting his wife's tits8. Poem Anon (RIP?) - Weakness was talking to women9 AI Smig poster - No known weakness yet?
>>62660160gets me every time, kekthe doro one is kino too>>62660122*molests u then tells u it's ur fault*
>>62660165What the fuck are you babbling about boss?
I bought COAL it's energy
>>62660168:DDDDD
>>62660166>9 AI Smig poster - No known weakness yet?His weakness is losing money on GRRR and never being a gorilionaire
>>62660171I have a coal minor that's expanding into gold minoring in South Africa. The rabid niggas are probably gonna chase them off but who knows.
We’ve been crabbing for a month… what the actual fuck.
>>62660177das rite
>>62660166>9 AI Smig poster - No known weakness yet?they're multiple people and they have a name, it's Triple F, AKA FFF, AKA Faggot Fruck Fogger.
>>62660183KLAR is a GRRR tier stock though
>>62660155You'll be fine desu. The trend will not be broken
>>62660166Thank you anon, very cool
>>62660166Poem/ding/bang anon are one and the same
>>62660179How new are you to the stock market that you find a month of crabbing to be surprising?
>>62660086Funny you say this I was just running math on what I'd be earning doing covered calls at my peak of ~$150k>tfw I'd be earning $60k+ a yearThat's more than what I earned at my peak as a wagie. I am pissed. Seriously considering going full cash and waiting for the next 2025 style dump.
Uh oh
>didn't buy micron before the breakout becuase paranoia about the rat hikes>job interviews keep being pointless because every interviewer is literally retardedWith my dying breath I curse zoidberg and not buying MUU at 109 dollars back in march before it went to 1000.
>>62660196Did you just take a picture of my port?
>>62660195TSLA isn’t a car company. It’s a meme company. And that’s a lot more valuable than any car.
>>62660196>>62660199>he didn't VOO and chillRookie mistake
>>62660196I think I'm doing fine though????
>>62660207>zoomingoutGODS
>>62660192More than just those three actually.But yes, there are a lot of schizo posters. I could keep going (i.e., the black eye anime girl poster, the henlo kevin poster, all the various ticker shill posters, the ai bobina poster, etc...), but I don't want the responsibility of documenting all this shit.
>>62660196>>62660207what site is that?
Terminal mutt fatigue.
>>62660207>you could have just let it ride and not pay taxes for the same gainbogglechad
>>62660211Oh yeah Henlo Kevin poster. He's a nice one
>>62660211I'm the most sane person here.
If you drink enough coffee it starts acting like a strong stimulant and producing dopamine which makes for easier trading. This is financial advice boss
>>62660218Okay this photo but they're all wojaks with shit eating grins looking at eachother
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DIDN'T I BUY SNEED AT 1500
>>62660219Do like the big boys and use cocaineThis is not financial advice. This is a joke.
>>62660222YOU DIDN'T TRUST THE CULLLT also Czech'd
>>62660214The Fidelity app
>>62660207>>62660196I wish this didn't take into consideration your cash position because it always makes it seem like you're underperforming. Also why do people even own bonds.
>>62660197>MUU at 109 dollars back in marchUgh dont remind me. So damn pissed what a fake dump that was. Dumps hard and then soon thereafter just pumps super hard. Feels like the dump was just to shake retail out.
NIGGERS
>>62660236It sure did shake me out with a 70% drawdown
AND
>>62660219It will make you greedmaxx on the comeup and fearmaxx on the comedown, it's a very bad advisor. If you want autistic, robotic focus you have to do amphetamine, and the proper enantiomer too.
So now that it's okay to kill your kids as long as you say you were just following the instructions of a male voice, what kind of market trends should we be anticipating boss?
Why won't Kevin help US investors?
>MU finally back over 1000I may in fact cease to be a baggie before long
>>62660165Why are there faggot gimmick posters in every general?..ffs.Just desperate cries for attention, it must be.
>>62660234You don't count your cash position as part of your port?
>>62660236I'll go back into MUU if the pump continues tomorrow. If it continues it proves it's not just a one time GPT-6 pump.
>>62660242Short weddings
>>62660243He be buyin da banks mon
>>62660243His dreads look like a long skinny poop dingling out. Also I remember this guy being posted long ago, how'd he age so much?
>>62660207i spent 6 months between -20 and +5% before my pick went parabolic and did a 2xsometimes you've gotta zoom out
>>62660166>7. Baggie - Weakness is posting his wife's titsYou will never squeeze my gookfu's tit, while making bicycle horn honk honk sounds. Only I get to do that, and only when she's not even expecting it boss.
>>62660243Is that an AI slop painting? Do people really order and hang up those? Grim.
>>62660249Well I'm not using it to trade. It's just there to pay bills and in case I get like totaled in a car wreck or something I have a casual $10k to pull from.
>>62660166AM I JOKE TO YOU?
SNXX poster status?
>>62660259>casual $10khow does it feel to be rich? why are you even on here when you made it
>>62660264Yes.
>>62660266Didn't he close all his positions recently?
>>62660268I JUST HAVE NO WEAKNESSES. DEAL WITH IT CHUD
>>62660221REEEEE THEY'RE SOIJAKS NOT WOJAKS
should we sell before the long weekend??
>>62660269I taught he said he was still losing money today>>62660271AIEEEEE FORGIVE ME
>>62660266Right here, currently only down about 12% overall on my remaining SNXX>i did however realize a fairly substantial loss earlier though after cutting about 15-20% of my lots in the $9.xx range
>>62660275You are really cool SNXX anon
>>62660264You're a beloved member of this establishment
>>62660272I'm getting scared, things are going too good for me.
Is DRAM still in play?
>>62660275Shiiiieet, I was thinking you would nearly be up by now, well with any luck the end looms
>>62660272I sold a little
>>62660281Top signal>>62660272It's just a normal weekend I am holdeding
My favorite bag holding period is for life
>>62660296That's just called marrying and having kids, anon.
>>62660283Yeah, I think I would have too- if memory serves me proper (pun intended), my old average including the lots I sold was in the $14-15 range, go figure that as soon as I switch to playing somewhat defensively all I do is cripple myself. Should've done pic related as usual.>>62660276*pats ur head and gives u a cookie*
>FCC Certified AI Safety & Broadcast Operator
>>62660302That looks pretty damn close to Bernie Sanders..>If him and Cheney were combined..
i love tyler kendall's voice
Is nike a good buy at current prices? Looking for shit stocks and hoping for multi baggers.
Not today pal
It’s Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday
No gf to go out with and enjoy a beautiful late summer day's magic
>>62660318I would wear the shit out of that Hess suit on Saint Patrick's Day boss.
>>62660324Based
SNDK is going to 3k btw.
>>62660324>downkys
>>62660315I see no bullish scenario for Nike. The shoe obsessed black meta is kind of over. Nokia has potential, look into that my smigga.
>>62660331after 10:1 split btw
>>62660331leverage up Leopold
>>62660331>goingto3KGODS
>>62660331unfathomably based and exceedingly sneedpilled
It^s over.
YOU NIGGERS BEING EUPHORIC ABOUT SANDISK RUINED US ALL
>>62660345That photo looks like it was taken Chuck's before he sold to Sneed boss.
How distorted and bizarre has my reality become where I prefer market days to weekends?
>>62660359Completely normal. Get into sports betting or e sports betting and you will have your weekend fill too
>>62660331Time to get the Koreans back in.
Shark bite!!!!!!
>>62660367Shark bait hoola-ha!
>>62660359>Market days: Fun, fulfilling, every day a rollercoaster, get to work on fun projects while checking my phone for market plays every 15 minutes, go home tired, get to wake up feeling refreshed and ready to see the market move >Weekends: Boring, slow, have to go to grocery store, hear girlfriend complain about how week went, nothing to check on the phone, go to bed feeling wrestless and empty, can't fall asleep as I wonder what will happen 2 days away on market open, have nightmare about the stock market being shut down for good, wake up at 3 AM in a cold sweat, try to go back to sleep but barely am able to, wake up and vacuum half asleep and then go to grocery store to pickup the 1 thing i forgot, replace my air filter.Abolish weekends
>>62660359Just wait until you start losing money, then it's like a waking nightmare!
>>62660256Well. My Tesla position is going to do a 20x in 5 years.How's that for zooming out??
>>62660331>SNDK is going to 3k btwand whos going to boost it up? all the gooks willing to degenerate leverage arent on earth anymore
>>62660382>up800%FUCKINGODS
>>62660379>pink idmr musk sar do the needful
Deploy the wee already you bloody bastards
WHATCHA>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>62660408>BAAAWWWWWWWWW
>>62660408TRUMP STOP TALKING I'M ONLY JUST NOW PERFORMING ALONG WITH THE MARKET
>>62659921>Be me>Be the best trade smg has ever seen uncontested>Be in Prague surround by fat coked up krauts when I heard the news>Yes>Ask the krauts what Hitler would think>They begin angrily bickering in some foreign language>Book my plane ticket to Bangkok And what of good babeonius?
>>62660408Does he wish he was Bessent or something? Finish this war already
>>62660408It's hilarious because someone obviously tried to explain to him that the market is pricing in the risk of a rate hike. Wrong move kek.
>>62660412I’m playin boomer shooters and smoking weed all weekend boss
>>62660408holy shut up
>REMINDER>Short week aheadNext week is a short week, shawties.
>>62660412>BUYANMU>SELLANBWET>HODLANMU>PLAYANGolf and a ton of 360 games on system link brutha. Maybe Disgaea if I'm feeling cute>WATCHAN/LISTENAN/READAN/EATAN/DRINKAN/FAPPANNo time for that>FEELANRelieved. Today was a good day
>>62660412>BUYANAll bought out. Holding LRCX calls, POET (want to sell once I break even. Its a shit stock and photonics seems to be a dead area for no good reason), DRAM, and SPY.>SELLANWant to sell POET at break even. Bad mistake holding through green when I could have had a profit.>PLAYANMorrowind with Tamriel Rebuilt.>WATCHANChainsmoker cat>LISTENANPolitical polling podcasts>READANInitial D>DRINKANWhiskey>FAPPANWhatever comes up on Nhentai.>FEELANPretty good. Going to take it easy over the holiday.
>>62660331Holy crap lamao you and people that replied to you will get #heemed so hard it will be unbelievable.
>>62660408MAGA thought this guy was a skilled businessman BTW. Doesn’t understand rates at ALL.
>>62660439This anon is really smart and has a really big penis if I could I would buy his shares at the top to make him money
>>62660441This is a bear market sir
>>62660441>thought this guy was a skilled businessmanThis was never true it turns out
>>62660412>>BUYANBDRY calls>>SELLANBear spreads on AI companies>PLAYANWanting to start playing Suzerain>WATCHANHotD season 3
>>62660412I just noticed the AI made Kevin's mom Korean for some reason.
>>62660408Sir, your completely optional and unasked for jew war is almost entirely responsible for your political position right now
>>62660441Republicans were rightly concerned about the diminished mental acuity of former President Biden. Based on his Truth Social posts, Trump isn't playing with a full deck either. Economic ignorance isn't enough to explain the absurdity of the president's posts. Silence is hypocrisy.
>>62660373Iktf. I becone completely avoidant and dont look at stocks until maybe around close for some time
Alright I'm done until next paydayPL earnings beat and European defense contracts are more bearish than anyone could have imagined apparently.
>GEOMy only green today.
>>62660471What the fuck
>>62660457they also ascribed all the worst outcomes and policies to every democrat voter, i watched them in /ptg/ because babe was in that cult for the longest time. now though they are trying to wash their hands of the iran war and disavow him, they suddenly want the grace that they wouldn't allow their enemies.
>>62660471>-66%Far OTM calls? Ballsy
>>62660412>BUYANNothing. I've got my eyes on Nokia but don't wanna touch my 10% cash stash.>SELLANNothing.>HODLANCDR, GOOG, AMZN, KO, KLAR, OML.WA, SNT.WA, BMC.WA>PLAYANWarhammer 40k Dawn of War Definitive Edition>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S67x6J99WNw>EATANButter biscuits.>DRINKANGreen tea boiled with my luxurious EUGas.>FEELANHopeful for a multibagger. OML released some good news post-market and it's 25% of my port. Gonna see how that acts on Monday.
>>62660481>>62660477Not far OTM9/11 19C bought at the bottom yesterday Got theta rapedI'm not fucking sellingI still have a chance
>>62660412>>BUYANMOAR TECS>>SELLANWMT @109.1 earlier>>HODLANMiners, def contractors, QQQ, SPY/I>>PLAYANSolitare>>WATCHANsmg>>LISTENANJust finished the latest War Mode >gay bill is gonna be a gurldad>>READANFear And Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72>>EATANA breakfast called 'the plea bargain'>>DRINKANWater>>FAPPANNot yet>>FEELANSweaty
Come on you stupid faggots give us the W
NFLX, you're killing me here
i only unloaded 1/3 of my soxl, hoping for a rip into the close where i'll sell a little more. gemini says a pullback on soxx to 512-510 is likely, but not to add to my position there because i'm already overexposed, just stay strong and hope, the place to add is soxx 490
>>62660504Based. I use ChatGPT for my financial advisor though. I fired Gemini.
>>62660495>Who'd of thought making everything into niggers would tank the companyReally boggles the mind.
>>62660495These NFLX and KLAR plays, I understand them
>>62660520Is AFRM just too pricey? Im surprised more Klarna people didnt hop on that after last week...
i think with money once you have a lot of itgetting more isn't a Wthe W is fucking over the people trying to get to your level
Tuesday going to be redder
>>62660528Bottom signal
>>62660530You're a fucking bottom.
>>62660495Last time I held it I sold after getting dumped on from 80, refuse to touch it again unless it can hold 80 for a while
>>62660457I think that Anon's point is that MAGA genuinely thought Trump was a good businessman and understood the economy and that he would make green line go up. But it's pretty clear by now he only has a surface level understanding, like most of us, or if he knows more he's intentionally acting contrary to the best course of action (lowering rates vs hiking them and keeping things in check) as part of his grift.Biden wasn't all there in the head, but he let his experts run things and for the most part the ship was steered well.
I wish I was gay so I could finally make some money>sam altman>scott bessent>george arison>jeff bezos (closeted)>elon musk>tim cook>(You)
>>62660532Yeah but it's still true
>>62660524>the W is fucking over the people trying to get to your levelwaht do you mean
I tweaked my portfolio again. I've explained it in the past, but it requires like 10 posts to fully explain it because of the character limit.It's complicated, and engineered to be a compounding machine strategically and tactically, and with internal barbells inside of barbells, and has substantial defense, and low vol, and surgically trims weakness. If you want to use my portfolio here it is.If you just backtested it, it doesn't look amazing, because it wasn't optimised for backtests. It'll backtest like it's a low vol QQQ. The optimisations that actually matter are from the dozens of other tests I used.SGRT 3 / SPMO 5 / CHAT 10 / IGM 7 / IUSG 3 FDL 6 / PWV 6 JQUA 4 / FMTM 3 / WTLS 3 / QFF 2 RSIT 12 / FNDE 2 / DXJ 3VIS 2 / KWH 2 / SDCI 1.5 / NANR 1YGLD 6 TYA 3.5 KMLM 4 / CLSE 5 / MKTN 2.5 / FLSP 1 / RSSY 2.5
>>62660408Honk honk
>>62660548Behold. The perfect portfolio. Until next week.
I just provided value to Klarna shareholders again
>>62660554Did you finance a nice lunch?
>>62660484>OMLIs this that one euro gaming company some anon shilled? Iirc it's probably not on most exchanges.
>>62660495why dont you just slurp nancys tits and buy BE like her
>>62660484what the hell is the bull case for Klarna, last time I checked they made no fucking money and people are falling behind on their deferred payments?
>>62660554Thank you. Hope you had a Coca Cola today as well.>>62660559I am that Anon. Haven't seen anyone else shill it here yet.
Stonks
>>62660530>40 by this idTop signal
>>62660536was this edited to put grindr in second place or is the world really babylon
>>62660572I'm bored at work okay?
>>62660408i hate this shabbos goy so fucking much
>>62660535biden got us through very hard times and did it with monetary discipline as opposed to the prior 12 years where everything got papered over with money printing, he took all the heat for the inflation that was brewed up over the prior 2 administrations as well as the bear market that came with raising rates and qt, he also did right by all our allies. he took the hard and thankless road. people got mad about the immigration but we had 50% inflation and that took a lot of the edge off too
>>62660576ok.But I still think you're a top signal, especially when market open on Tuesday.
>>62660583That's okay. I guess I am a top signal. I stayed away from here for a bit when MU was crabbing
>>62660412>BUYANNothing, no liquidity.>SELLANEverythiing i can if they hit my bid>HODLANLots of Bags>PLAYANThe usual. Limbus+Arknighs and a game of choice either Grimdawn or Book of Hours right now.>WATCHANEvening news>LISTENAN>READANBAM+Bogles book+Lord of Misteries>EATANRice with beef mom made>DRINKANWater, ran out of Cider gonna buy more tomorrow>FAPPANTo new update of Harem Haven>FEELANEuphoric
>>62660166There's also *kisses you*-kun
>>62660581you are fucking retarded, he instigated the shit in Ukraine and drove energy prices through the roof while doing historical drawdowns of the SPRwe shipped so many weapons over there that now the orange goy is handicapped in his war for Israel
>>62660408If you voted for this, please cull yourself
>>62660536>>62660574it's realhttps://powerdrill.ai/blog/grindr-generates-higher-revenue-per-employee-than-almost-all-big-tech
If it goes up you are frustrated because you didn't buy more.If it goes down you are frustrated because you bought itIf it crabs you are frustrated that you didn't buy something elseIf you stay out of the market you are frustrated that you didn't buy what is going upBeing an investor is a frustrating endeavor.
>>62660590lol are gays really spending that many millions on super likes or whatever?
You smiggers going to hold through the 3 day weekend?
>>62660589I'll do it again if he runs
>>62660592bussy is one helluva drug
>>62660593of course who will hold these bags if I don't?
>>62660588Biden is worse for American energy independence.
>>62660593Why the fuck does America have constant holidays? I'm still shellshocked from Juneteenth
>>62660588no he didn't, that was the euros, he just had their back because it pays to have friends, even treacherous ones like them.>muh spr drawdownsbiden made sure we had peace through strength so it didn't matter in the end did it? how's your guy's record with the spr btw? you don't have to tell me you voted trump 3x, i can already tell.
>>62660597Typical migger…
>>62660589This isn't what I voted for!
Bubby check out captain ALABOn no news
>>62660613:D NEURUPOSTERRR *huggy huggy hugs*
>>62660566Klarna gets money from merchants for just generating the transaction and it also gets interest on longer-duration financing. On top of that they get ad money from merchants who advertise to Klarna users and from subscriptions.The more consumers, the more merchants, the more transaction generation fees. The CEO seems to believe in it too because he bought $10M KLAR stock @ $14.37.Too many people falling behind on their deferred payments would be a significant bear signal, but that's not really the case at the moment. Just a meme that circulates around here.In the end it's a risky piece of shit and I can't shill it with a clear conscience like some of my other picks.
>>62659929DVLT, CYN
>>62660606I hate both of them and while I think Trump is a worse president by far, it doesn't excuse Biden's mistakesdon't include me in your faggot American political tribalism
>>62660622> Too many people falling behind on their deferred payments would be a significant bear signal, but that's not really the case at the moment. Just a meme that circulates around here.
>>62660622What's your time frame for KLAR?
>>62660568Ahh I see. Tried looking it up and I couldnt find it. Got recommended some weird stuff instead.
Wrong way Kevin
there's so many cool companies i want to invest in what do i pick
>>62660622I have no plan to invest, I was just curious where the potential value is supposed to come fromI've seen people talking about it since the IPO, they're still not turning a profit but it looks like they may be able to in the next year?if people can't pay the deferred payments on a burrito bowl I don't think they're ever going to be able to collect, downstream impacts from the hormussy haven't set in yet and necessities will be more expensive next year
>>62659912i sold everything. im fucking done. gay clown market. faggot ass warsh better raise rates.
>>62660661KO
>>62660602Based.
>I sold SNDK puts yesterday
>>62660590men are lonely and want sex.if you are gonna go prison gay, might as well get the best looking bitch you can, i guess. idk ive been a volcel for years.
>>62660590zamn guess the CEO was right about homophobes not wanting to invest in a gay companystill... I don't really want grindr in my folio though
>LULU
>>62660670If incel means internet celebrity what does volcel mean?
>mass dumpingsasuga blumpft
Nice stock market ya got there.
>>62660636I bought the recent dip and plan to hold it for a year or so. It's like 3% of my port so I don't care much for it.>>62660643Yeah, it's such a noname company that you have to add .WA or .WSE after the OML to properly find it. They only recently entered the main Warsaw exchange and were listed on some utterly obscure sub-portion of it before called NewConnect.
>>62660706where
>>62660696voluminous celestialanon is fat
What's the name for what spy's 1 day chart is doing
I should have trusted Michael Saylor
>>62660711heh, good one
>>62660712
>>62660709:( man i wanted a small position in it, oh well
>>62660712>the kitten cannon
>>62660719I dont think thats it but I don't disagree Just looks like something that would have a name
Intredasting how semis and memory are doing great today while a big chunk of the market seems to be dumping.
>>62660726clown world clown market
>>62660726the pair trade for a while now was short mag7/saas long semisjust look at msft today. it ping ponged for months around 380-400 when semis peaked.
>>62660726it's a result of the retail day trade rule change. every poorfag is aping into the daily hot stocks now instead of holding. welcome to the new clown market. crypto 2.0
>>62660730I think im gonna keep holding, i just have this feelong semis and memory will pump some more next week
tell it to me straight cuz gopro go any higher than this?
>>62660739same. last time i tried to be smart and sold on friday it pumped on monday. im just gonna hold this time
>>62660739i'm selling over 100k of soxl today so probably
>>62660745Who knows, a lot of rich folk are jumping in, the jewtuber in charge uses and likes the product and his priority is making as much money as humanly possible and the merger will erase all the debt it currently has.This shit either moons or becomes the eternal crab.
>>62660753So it's a +EV play either way? that's all I needed to hear
>>62660746But we're closed Monday.
>>62660753Speaking of crabs. Is LULU a slurp?
>>62660762>But we're closed Monday.Disgusting
>>62660613Everything AI is pamping due to GPT Astra release (first AGI).We will be uber red Tuesday when ppl realize the FED situation hasn't improved.
>>62660768hey at least its a real American holiday, not some fabricated shit like Joonteenf.>Holiday about people losing property>Cant trade>Fuck this gay timeline
>>62660739
>>62660696Vocaloid celebrity
>>62660739I'm now down only 12% on my Korea ETF, kek.
We don’t even have the power 15 minutes guy. It’s over
>>62660408>Trump making "the market is fake and gay" shit postsBased
>>62660779migu sexo
>>62660782Joever, even.
>>62660765>buying a failed women's fashion brand>when they still haven't changed the CEO and the retards in chargejesus fucking christ no, wait for a restructuring
Here comes the sun do do do do!
>>62660788No
>>62660782I don't even want a pump without the power 15 minutes guy
>>62660805seggs with migu
>>62660807no no no, no seggsu with migu, seggsu with me gookfu bossu
CAM ON SNEEDISK DADDY NEEDS TO BAIL OUT HIS BAGS
>down 0.9Cam on give me a little poomp
my stox are pumpin
>>62660793They did force out the guy who thought of the name. Cant be going too well over there...
this honestly feels like the last ever semi pump
>>62660807
new>>62660827>>62660827>>62660827
I hope everyone has big plans with friends and families for the holiday weekend
>>62660832>America 250I hope you faggots realized that the America 250 festivities were for pussies, and the real celebrations for people who actually gave a fuck about our republic were all the Freedom 250 events boss.
>>62659912(pic related)A man who inspire dignity, and trust.
>>62659912why doesn't he have a shadow?
