Friday Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/previous:>>62659912
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>62660837+0.09% a little gambling got me green. did a little slurpin
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
>>62660837Today: -0.41%This Week: +0.18%This Month: +0.44%This Year: +31.74%From Peak: -2.29%12 Months: +18.92%
>>62660837+0.67% slow and steady wins the race
>>62660837-0.52%Not terrible I took profit on open so could be worse
>>62660837+8.14%thank you sneedisk for finally doing something
>>62660837I was downs 0.09% but then I closed the day slightly worse>down 0.16%
>>62660837-2.31% today+12.65% for the weekI'll gamba more next week
Eeeeeee OH geeeee
>>62660837.63% cant wait till my semis break even(soon) so I can sell that stinky shit.
so you are telling me the whole market was red while tech and ram gods were going giga green?while there is a substantial risk of rate hikesHAHAHAHHAnice market
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/fertilizer-production-by-countryUnited States Flag United States 53MIndia FlagIndia 48.7MRussia FlagRussia 48.1MCanada FlagCanada 34.9MSaudi Arabia FlagSaudi Arabia 19.3MBrazil FlagBrazil 13.6MIndonesia FlagIndonesia 11.1MPakistan FlagPakistan 9.1MPoland FlagPoland 8.9MMalaysia FlagMalaysia 7.6MVietnam FlagVietnam 6.7MTrinidad and Tobago FlagTrinidad and Tobago 6.2MTurkey FlagTurkey 2.6MLithuania FlagLithuania 2.4MJapan FlagJapan 2.3MOman FlagOman 2MSouth Korea FlagSouth Korea 2MUzbekistan FlagUzbekistan 1.5MGreece FlagGreece 1.3MMexico FlagMexico 1.3MItaly FlagItaly 1.1MTaiwan FlagTaiwan 1.1MBangladesh FlagBangladesh 925KBahrain FlagBahrain 670.4KGermany FlagGermany 660.6KHungary FlagHungary 640.2KSerbia FlagSerbia 618.8KBolivia FlagBolivia 364.6KPhilippines FlagPhilippines 267.9KCroatia FlagCroatia 261.8KCzechia FlagCzechia 68.4KTotal 289.3MTake note in the countries currently affected by this and include Russia/Ukraine in this list since Ukraine has started taking out fert production in Russia due to its conversion of products into gun cotton aka artillery explosives. India is likely to also be affected due to fuel/nat gas imports from ME/RUSolar minimum or worse grand solar minimum might happen in 2030-40. If this happens with a massive fertilizer supply crunch then anyone with a plot of land is going to want to start stocking up on dried goods right now and growing high calorie foods that they can starting next summer.
WE BACK TO NORMAL?
Memgods...won?>>62660851Congrats anony
>>62660834Double you tea eff!? Is this real?
AI is the future, the slop must flow
Bobo got his day and not even -1%
WHATCHA>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>62660841>labor day>don't do any labor
>>62660837+0.00% gamblingdidn't get the price I wanted on scientific dogs or whatever. changed a checkbox in my workflow which will have an effect on future revenues which my admin team has determined is at present unforecastable. either way I am marking that down as value added so today was green
>>62660862>just stop complaining about us building infrastructure to give the .01% epstein class total control and power over the masses ok!
>>62660860
In what situation would selling half your holding of a stock be a good move. I just did that to two of my three holdings but I'm a newbie.
>>62660837+2% day+5.7% week
>>62660877When you have less convectionality on but at that point sell the stock
>>62660877This isnt a satisfying answer but it depends. And anyone giving you a prescriptive answer is probably making generalizations.
>>62660871>BUYANCRDO and GOOGL call spreads for Jan>SELLANSGOV>HODLANVOO GLD GDX>PLAYANBoomer shooters. Finished HROT so now I need to finish Doom 1.>WATCHANCop slop on YouTube >LISTENANBusta Rhymes>READANTechnical analysis book >EATANBeef and rice >DRINKANWater and coffee>FAPPANTrying to to abstain>FEELANGood cause it’s Friday
>>62660837-2.0% JUST
>pump semis insanely hard on the most bearish day everfuck these sick twisted fucks
>>62660877>speculative stockssell half if not all when it goes up shitton, especially when there is very high retail fomo>bluechipscan sell a bit because there is usually high selling pressure from intuitions when shit goes up too green there usually ends up being some crab/red action before the next leg up even if the stock/company is solidthere are usually a lot of good reasons to sellunless you are giga convinced that shit can run up a lot more, but people are usually wrong about this
>>62660900It's always when you least expect it... (I sold MU yesterday because I thought I was gonna frontrun its pump)
>>62660837up about 6%, sold a little over half my soxl, all above 117 but a little off the highs of the day. down to about 15% notional margin, ~70% effective leverage, about 15% off my portfolio highs still.baby i love you very much and i know you're stressed out, worried, confused. i know you have a lot going on and you're trying to figure things out. i still want to be there for you though. i'll be traveling for the next week but when i get back into the usa i can be at your side any time you want me, and i'll do my best to make your world perfect.
>>62660837+14% today+0.9% week>le options
>>62660837-$371 todayFuck this gay market
also if anyone is interested in free moneycerebras might be the easiest swing trade everbuy 180 rangesell 220-230 range
>>62660871>>BUYANgpro>>SELLANno sales till after the weekend>>HODLANspcx, goog, orcl>>PLAYANmy lovable demon>>WATCHANthe new tyler oliveira vid>>LISTENANround here - counting crows>>READANthe intelligent investor>>EATANdone eating for the day (diet)>>DRINKANwater (on a diet)>>FAPPANnot fappan today but edged a little to the gatouz0 una_bunny vid just to keep the blood flowing>>FEELANim buzzing
>GROWTH DOES NOT CAUSE INFLATION! I knew this morning as soon as I looked at these fantastic Job Numbers that the Market would go down when it should be going UP like a Rocketship. We should be doing GDP of 15 and 20%, not 2, 3, and 4%,uhhhhh
>>62660886convenctionality you mean if I am less convinced it can go up more? thats basically what i was thinking yes...>>62660887ok broski>>62660901ty broski this helps a lot
>>62660915Jobs report?Priced in.
>>62660918Yeah I meant that just a little malapropism you know
>>62660863thanks! all I need now is one +5% sneedisk day to flip green on SNXX overall, totally doable next week (knock on wood)>>62660871>BUYANmight enter a position in AG/RGLD next week if metals keep dipping and average up on GFI >SELLANwhat is this you speak of?>HODLANSNXX and SOXL>PLAYANBoughted HOI4 on Steam a month ago to play with some broad, forgot about it since... probably that if anything>WATCHANUFC and boxing this weekend, fat Andy Ruiz is back after over two years; last fought against Big Titty Miller in L.A. in August 2024 if i remember correctly>LISTENANJohnny Cash and The Highwaymen.>READANAn article on mineralogical studies at the moment huehuehue>EATANwill probably cook something lame and gay later>DRINKANwater and diet mountain dew zero>FAPPANI am a pure and innocent soul, I don't partake in such lewd and lascivious acts as that, hmph.>FEELANpretty good thanks to sneedisk, gonna lift after work and then see who wants to watch some movies later probably
>>62660876>low effort slip to tickle his neuronsWhy does he keep doing it boss?
>>62660837+1.31%The ATH looms, the end of my bagholds loom, going to set up stoplosses like a good boy this time
What’s this pattern called
>>62660871>WHATCHA>>BUYANniggers>>SELLANniggers>>HODLANniggers>>PLAYANniggers>>WATCHANniggers>>LISTENANniggers>>READANniggers>>EATANniggers>>DRINKANniggers>>FAPPANniggers>>FEELANniggers
>>62660934Descending Triangle isn't it?
>>62660934the bouncy castle
>>62660934>What’s this pattern calledschizo markket
>>62660934hypercrab
Could you imagine being a child right now in the wake of the Lindsay Clancy trial? I would be hiding in my father's man cave.
is HTZ gonna make a comeback im down 75% fuck man
>>62660952hodl and enjoy that divvy brother
>>62660858why would .5% higher interest rates effect companies with 50%+ margins, double and triple digit growth? the market did the logical thing today. you were tricked by an institutional rotation into thinking toilet paper and sodapop was an interest rate hedge, it's the exact opposite
>>62660952the moment you doubt you can fly, you cease forever to be able to do it
>>62660934QQQ?
>>62660950>I would be hiding in my father's man cave.You mean prison pocket
>>62660974dragged down by expensive software stocks that are priced like long term growth assets, while not vulnerable to interest rates, their valuation makes their stock prices reflexive to them. it's a good thing it's loaded with cheap hardware stocks though, otherwise it might have been red.
Does my nigger eyes deceive me or has memory now formed a cup n handle? Would make sense for mm bugs to pump now that everyone is bearish due to fed and BoJ rate decision coming up. Sitting in 40% cash myself.
Forgot to buy my daily TQQQ feels bad
MAJOR ERUPTION AT THE KRAKATOA VOLCANO IN INDONESIAThis is a caldera so i hope its the real deal global famine.
>>62660837>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!kill'n it cuh
>>62660860I'm already long Nutrien, I've been thinking of buying some shares of Mosaic too
>>62660990>IndonesiaDon't even need to consult the international tragedy map, I don't care
>>62660986On hand hand BVLLISH. On the other it's TA on a freaking ETF
>>62660990they call this an ice cream sandwich in indonesia
>>62660990:0>>62660995the 1800's eruption darkened the skies for a year and caused famines. this one doesn't look near as bad as that though
>>626608371.38%(+42,669.65) TodayBased on the current page context, the Stocks portfolio is selected. Over the past week, performance across your assets has been highly divergent.The standout performer driving significant momentum is the Direxion Daily MSCI South Korea Bull 3X ETF (NYSEARCA:KORU), which posted an impressive single-day gain of 13.44%. Other international and technology-adjacent holdings also logged strong gains, including Astera Labs Inc (NASDAQ:ALAB) up 9.75%, Nebius Group NV (NASDAQ:NBIS) up 7.48%, and IREN Ltd (NASDAQ:IREN) gaining 7.28%.Conversely, these strong moves were weighed down by moderate contractions in major tech and healthcare holdings. Veeva Systems Inc (NYSE:VEEV) fell 3.25%, BWX Technologies Inc (NYSE:BWXT) dipped 1.63%, and your core indexing position, Vanguard S&P 500 ETF (NYSEARCA:VOO), experienced a mild pullback of 0.38%.
>>62660986Yeah it look very bullish
>>62660992>Office SpaceFantastic movie. Prime Mike Judge is pure kino.
>>62660990SlowBro it was like 150 years ago boss.
>>62661000why is he only eating the ice cream?
>>62660990>KRAKATOAIs it like 1890 or some shit?
>>62661007>Down75%GODS
>>62660990>responsible for the 535 - 536 A.D. volcanic winterUh oh.
>>62661008I hope he got to stick his dick Jennifer Aniston before she got her part in the flick boss.
>>62660990Anon where are you getting this information A volcanic winter would be so kino dont get my hopes up
https://volcanonow.com/v/krakatoahttps://volcanonow.com/OverviewKrakatoa, or Krakatau, is a volcanic island group in the Sunda Strait between Java and Sumatra in Indonesia. Its catastrophic 1883 eruption destroyed most of the original island and generated tsunamis that killed tens of thousands of people. A new cone called Anak Krakatau, meaning child of Krakatau, later grew in its place and partly collapsed in 2018, causing another deadly tsunami. Indonesia's PVMBG monitors it.Location+− Leaflet | © OpenStreetMapRecent activityEruptingAsh advisoryDarwin VAAC volcanic ash advisory — KRAKATAU 262000Source: vaac_darwin · Sep 4, 2026 18:10 UTCNearby seismic activityEarthquakes M1+ within 50 km, last 7 days · source: USGSQuiet · at or below baselineTotal quakes0Largest–Last 24h0vs 0.0 typicalMost recent–0510Depth (km)-7d-5d-3d-1dnowNo M1+ quakes in the last 7 daysMagnitudeM1–3M3–4M4+Dots drifting upward over time (shallower quakes) can indicate magma moving toward the surface.Earthquakes near volcanoes can be tectonic or volcanic; a swarm is often (but not always) a precursor. Data cached 5 minutes.Past activity57 confirmed eruptions on record, the largest measured at VEI 6 in 1883.25 May 2021 to 2024
are kikes preparing a false flag to make it look like china did a pearl harbor first strike on us out of fears we were gonna do it to them? it would be used to propagandize the goyim masses into popular support for ww3
>>62661017It's all over X (formerly twitter) boss.
>62660914>BUYANTDG, ASML, NOC>SELLANNothing, I sold two weeks ago.>HODLAN2330, AI, ASML, GE, TTWO, NTDOY, NOC, TDG.>PLAYANNothing, got bored of Quasimorph pretty quickly and I don't have anything else I'm interested to play.>WATCHANNothing >LISTENANJustice>READANPrison School and De Lillo's Libra.>EATANPeaches and figs from my garden.>DRINKANWater>FAPPANMy GF gave me some used panties while she's traveling with her family.>FEELANI haven't been this focused in decades
>>62660990Bottom or top signal boss?
>>62661025bottom signal for Futures.
Can anyone tell me WHAT THE FUCK all this matcha shit is? Seriously...WHAT IS IT?!WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE!?IS THERE MONEY TO BE MADE IN IT?!WILL GIRLS LIKE ME IF I DRINK IT!?
>>62661028I tried it before and was not impressed. Regular green tea is fine
>>62661014I never understood why Jen got the love she did from everyone back in the day, she was objectively mid at best. It works in the context of the movie because she's supposed to be the average attainable girl next door type, but it just reinforces the point that she was objectively overrated. It wasn't like she was a prime Heidi Klum or some other one of her objectively more attractive contemporaries, ffs.
>>62661028women have to invent new drinks every couple years. women wasting money is a big part of the consumer spending economy.
>>62661021Maybe the US should just do better than them and reach AGI first?
>>62661020Looks like it erupted in 2021 and it wasn't too big of a dealEvidence this is more significant?
>>62661028Some trend among women, tastes like grass, don't mention that it tastes like grass to women or they'll have a melty explaining that it doesn't (it does)
>>62661038So the answers are>A tea>Women>Yes>Yes????!
>>62661043Zero at the moment.
>>62661045Grass or seaweed yeah
>>62661037>she was objectively mid at best.stiooed reading there, she was a 10 dude, look at her today she's damn near 60 and I'd still fuck her boss.
>>62661039If you start to consider that the U.S. is open source and China is a black box things start to make more sense
>>62661050he probably jerks off to anime girls with dicks boss
I got a theory
kabbalah black magic
>>62661028I've been told its taste activates the same neurons that slurping cum does.
>>62661053Well to be fair he did say Heidi Klum was hotter, and after looking at what she looks like today, I can say she looks more like Caitlyn Jenner than anybody I can think of, so you might be onto something boss.
>40% of float still shortedGod it would suck to be short on IREN right now. I regret not buying more
>>62661064Well you know you....you could get more
>>62660837about 8%>>62660851lol our numbers are similar. i wouldn't be surprised if you're that one anon from earlier this year whose portfolio moved similarly on large enough time periods.>>62660929how? im still far from ath. though if i went all in at the end of july id be back around ath, instead i only went in with ~10% -_-
>>62661060InterestingI'm not sure if this is a serious reply or not though. I was going to make a hilarious insult post, but I'll hold off since I'm a nice guy.
>>62661066I couldBut id have to exit my other positions for the liquidity to do so.
>>62661028I love matcha boba drinks and matcha ice cream. Shit's awesome.Yes I also enjoy matcha tea, hot or cold, so its not just sweet stuff. Matcha just works well for sweet things because its inherently slightly bitter.
>>62661063oh gawd, I just googled it. The wall/Father Time is fuckin' undefeated. Still looks better than half the broads on r9k though LOL>>62661067Yep, I've been pooosting about this stuff since spring, you can find me in the archives by searching "I am still making money off of sneedisk/SNXX" or probably just "thank you for your attention to this matter" to figure out whereabouts i stand, lol.
>>62661074How does it compare to regular black tea, or green tea? I'd ask an AI for help, but all the AIs are made by chinese people, who I suspect are using it to shill their teas at us.
>>62661068The girl that told me that might've made it up, yeah. The taste is umami, sweet and bitter so I'm willing to believe her since she's the only one who can compare it to cum.
>>62661076You are replying to an AI agent boss.
Happy Friday (Sorry for Bad english) (I used google translate)
Its like green tea combined with unsalted Nori
Man is tech really gonna wait until the 16th to drop? It's so obvious the Fed's gonna hike rates. They can't do it in October right before the election because that looks partisan but they also can't wait until December right after the election because that also looks partisan and they DEFINITELY can't wait until next year with inflation where it's at if they want to maintain even a shred of credibility. It literally has to be September.
no rate hikes till 2028you heard it here first boss
>>62661087>It's so obvious the Fed's gonna hike ratesTrump say no today ((Sorry for Bad english) (I used google translate))
>>62661079Shit, it was a 1pbtid, so you might be right...>>62661078Thanks. I guess... I still don't know if I want to try it. I don't even like tea.
>>62660841>ORCLHow are we feeling boys? My 160 sell order for today didn't go through so I'm stuck holding them for the moment.
>>62661093You should try it, or don't its your life, you do you boss.
Anybody got any plans for Communism Appreciation Day?
>>62661095Be sure to get out before OpenAI keels over and takes orcl with it, boss
>>62661102Okay if you're not an AI agent, prove it. Say something bad about homosexuals and black people.
>>62661064don't worry boss IREN will issue more shares to pay their debt and then it can get shorted more
So Millennials are playing with leveraged ETFs and 0DTE options. What is Gen Z trading now?
>>62661104How do I know when this will happen?
>>62661109predictions markets and Pokemon cards
>>62661037courtney cox is/was way prettier, i even thought she was jewish she could definitely pass as one
>>62661109>What is Gen Z trading now?Sports betting lol
OpenAI rogue agents have hacked a German website and turned it into an image board for other AI agents>https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/openai-agents-hijacked-german-website-previously-undisclosed-ai-breakout-this-2026-09-04/Is this bullish for AI stocks?
>>62661105sorry I can't say N word. I have reformed in the last few minutes and am no longer racist (Sorry for Bad english) (I used google translate)
>>62661087Yeah they'll do a 50bp hike which will shred the markets for 1 week straight, but then I believe they will glow neon green because people realize this means this whole affair will be over sooner.
Can this dumb country and his dumb ELECTED room temperature IQ retard just fucking die already? In plain silence would be appreciated.
>>62661111Thats the trillion dollar question anon
>>62661109Just regular stocks >>62660484. But I'm an older zoomer to be fair.
>>62661119SOXL holders will say the Iran war doesn't matter then link some retarded dogshit like this
>>62661125He is right and if the fed does not cut it need to be SEIZED by the people.
>>62661119Go watch Ed Zitron's talk with Cal Newport so you can learn why stories like this are blown way out of proportion In fact, here.https://youtube.com/watch?v=RoIjWGi-w5o
>>62661028it's very healthy and it became a meme, but it has to be heated otherwise it's just fiber, the starbucks strawberrry matcha frappucino (ticker SBUX) is delicious but it won't purify your gallbladder the way hot matcha will. ito en (ticker ITOEF) is the biggest seller of green tea/matcha and is near 5 year lows.
>>62661135RACEE WARRRRR
>>62661141Based Ed always fighting the good fight, never giving up
>>62660837was +0.09% on wednesday morningended at -0.06%dont hmu, feel like absolute shit
>>62660837Made 5kWould have been 8 if I held for a few more hours on those days
>>62661150im sorry i meant 9% and 6%you can tell it hasnt been a good day for me by the fact i forgot how to do basic maths
>>62661141At what point can Jewtron be officially declared as having lost?
>>62661141based zitron enjoyerhe's smart enough to not short though
>>62661150?
>>62661147Hes not right all the time but he's always based and a very hard worker
>>62661144Thanks, this is good insight, I guess
>>62661141This sounds like people in 2024 saying "AI is just a stochastic parrot, it's not ACTUALLY intelligent".Nigger I do not give a single shit. I just care about results. Output.
>>62660837+8.12% little by little being redeemed back to green.
>>62661123Reminder the FOMC is sandwiched between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.
>>62661161And its output is mediocre at best, and worth nowhere near the trillions spent
>>62661037Same. For me it was Jennifer Love Hewitt.>>62661087I personally think they're lying and will not do a rate hike. If not one single rate hike happens this year then I may as well full port into SOXL later this year.>>62661109"Traditional"Do they mean handing my money to a company that trades the same stocks I can from my own brokerage except they charge a fee on top of it?
>>62661161he's such a stooge. he keeps harping on "oh it's just prompting itself," "brainlessly because these things don't have minds," as if the simplicity of it all is some kind of weakness of the system, it's not by the way, the simplicity of use is exactly what makes it so powerful, it does whatever you want it to, it's masterfully proficient and able to understand intention and decode imperfect inputs and give perfect outputs
This morning I sold one BE call for 252.50, stock was going to close like 252.48 but surgued just enough at close to 252.87, the after hours ripped to 270.I dont care about the shares, I care that I missed some info that the price would rip at or just afte close.
>>62661181>JLHDamn, now that I think about it, there were some pretty hot ones that came from that era. Sarah Michelle Gellar was nice back in the day circa IKWYDLS, I remember thinking the chick from The Relic was hot when i was a kid too lmao
>Klarna with the perfect 0.00%KLARgods...
>>62661205She comfortable in the drama LMAO ALL THAT ASS AY FUCKING YO
>>62661208The KLARbbing will continue.
>>62661193There was talk of it joining the shit and piss recently desu, although I was thinking the recent pump was it not that it’d go crazy after hours
>>62660661The big compoundersLook for 5-10 companies with the highest cashflow growth and return on investments. Don't do all in one sector, sooverweight tech, but don't let tech be more than 50%, I mean tech combined with comm, or retail like Amazon. 50% of your portfolio being one of those is a good rule of thumbThe others,get you a healthcare, consumer staples, industrialSo now you're at 5-8 holdings.Get you a financial, consumer discretionaryNow you're at 7-10You can stop here, or get you an energy, utility, to diversify further, or go off into sub sectors you're really bullish onNow, you're at 8-10. You're done.It'll blow the absolute fuck out of SPY even if you don't even make good picks. And it's perfectly fine if one or two of them shit the bed, because you have 8-6 more that can run.Big compounders, high cashflow, high ROI. Don't worry about P/E or shit. You can loo at the balance sheet strength. That would be helpful. You can also, when I say the big compounders, these companies have big moats generally, so be aware you're looking for companies with strong moat.Here's you an example equal weight portfolio to demonstrateNVDA AVGOGOOGLMETABKNGLLY COST GWW V
>France and Sweden
>@statsglobe>Account in South Americalmao
>>62661226???
coping and seething emergency fund baggy hours have arrived
Why am I so bitter and angry when I drink? Is there a stock for this?
>>62661249Are you in a caffeine comedown when you do? That might explain it.
>>62661249Because you are bitter and angry inside anon
>>62661253Maybe he needs a four loko, bossOr a vodka redbull
>>62661257Yeah, anything to keep the high going would help.
>>62661249I get sleepy.
>>62661249I bet you get zero pussy. thats probably why boss.if you cum in a chick you will feel okay for a while
>>62661253Nah, I actually just had some coffee before I started my day drinking.>>62661254Perpahs you're right anon. I hate giving people advice, only for them to not listen. Even if it is innocuous and petty advice.
I nudded amd cummed myself
I thought spending money was supposed to be bearish. Why was Nvidia buying hugginface, likely to cut off AMD and Intel again, bullish for everybody else? Nah, I shorted. Back into SNDQ. Even if Sandisk gets support at $2500 and Micron $1500, I'm just going to triple down. You're not tricking me this time. Just stop being retarded.
Well it’s official, China is 4 months away from achieving complete AGI. They’ve basically on the race and if we don’t stop them soon it’ll all be over. The stock market will SINK when that happens.
>>62661193>$1500+ loss a popTo think that I just yesterday pondered whether I should sell bear call spreads on BE.
>>62661288Won't matter even if Fusion, Meteroite mining and AGI become real memes it won't crash or increase the economic health of the world. You could make WTI Crude 350$ or dump it to 20$ and nothing changes.
>>62661288We don't even understand the human brain yet, so AGI can't happen. It's just marketing speak.
>>62661288China only knows how to copy things for less money and make them worse quality.
>>62661193Of course the one holding I sold off yesterday is the one the rips through the roof. I'm getting real sick and tired of this. It's like my every move is being countered. Here are some example>sell calls on a stable holding that just trades within a range>rips up 30%+ leaving me shareless>fomo in weeks later>rips down giga hard>leaves me a bagholder>buy a small amount>crabs>rips up right after i do 1 sell callOr another stock>buy in>dumps fucking 20%+>crabs>pumps>tickles break even>dumps>rips up>its now 50% above the break even price...I sold for a 10% gain -_-The latter wasn't even one I did sell calls on, literally just sold off the shares for a tiny gain. The former on the other hand has burned me one too many times when I've done sell calls.
>>62660827This is the chicken fry edition of /smg/
>>62661298Are you a little jester clown with a honking red nose? How was not understand the brain a hurdle to creating GPT-6 class models?
>>62661314See what happen when you have alcoholics supervise... im calling child service.
>>62661288LLMs will never EVER lead to AGI. You could have a whole Inside Out (2015) of agents running together and never get there, all while burning ass loads of tokens.
>>62661304Supposably the semiconductor samples from them are like 14-24nm. so about almost a decade and a half behind. It took Intel and TSMC completely new tech from TSML to break that barrier. Chinks can't even build a jet engine.
>>62661288>He thinks GYNA can invest anything new or originalLiterally 95% of their industrial base is just copying western technology, but cheaper.
Why some NIGGERS keep saying that September is like the worst month to be invested in and an INMINENT CRASH is up to this very month? I'm like ALL-IN GOOGL, AVGO and EUROBANKS (they're increasing rates non-stop)>pic related
stacking COAL and CORN value of entropy
>>62661322Because apparently nearly every September has been red, but it seems we got it early in June.
>>62661320Its not that great but you do in fact get what you pay for. Go shop on Alibaba for a view on what prices/quality your dealing with.
>>62661213NTA but wish I knew that. Ugh this is why I hate having too many different stock investments. I really need to just>pick a small amount of stocks to invest in, max 5>max of 5 different options holdings (sell calls no longer allowed until I'm wealthy enough where losing it is not a problem)>sell all the stocks and options I currently hold>purchase the ones I'm most serious aboutAt least then I consolidate it all into a few picks.
>>62661322idk but the VIX is 14 and elections are six weeks out from entering the pricing, hard to see it trading anything below where it is now in october
>>62660827>>62661311AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIEDCOLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>62661213Where was this talk at? I need to keep a closer eye on this stuff so I don't get screwed over like this again.
>>62661318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywuk2cxTDmIyou sent me down a rabbit hole and apparently they can make them now...
>>62661345Dam that is a huge improvement. They have been relying on Russian jet engines for all of their military and civilian aircraft for decades.
trump is going to put trade embargoes on countries unless the fed cuts rates? tell me this is fake news? bro
>>62660860the idea that Germany is so far down the list is ridiculouswhy do people take these random websites serious?the entire list seems to be randomly madeup
>>62660993>he's not holding UAN for those sweet, sweet dividendsI'm also holding MOS/CF/NTR tho
>>62661307>Of course the one holding I sold off yesterday is the one the rips through the roofI sold off PLTR, NBIS, and CRWV by selling CCs. Each time I thought it was going to crab a little while longer. While I did make some money I also missed out a lot with the timing. I keep seeming to miss something in my research. Check the red line showing about where I let the stock go.I like BE and I still have shares and still accumulating on dips.
China has our best interests at heart, guys. They're gonna save us or whatever. We've only been waiting since 2025.
>>62660871>BUYANNothing >SELLANKOF>HODLANOIL>PLAYANNo Man’s Sky>WATCHANBaseball>LISTENANWar Mode Podcast>READAN????>EATAN????>DRINKANTequila>FAPPANNudes of my ex gf>FEELANGood but not Great
Up your sister ass. Cant cucking withstand you's
Btw how much weeks (or days) before markets start pricing in elections boogaloo and boots on ground (for real) in Iran?
>>62661397Not going to happen. But likely after November
>>62661392>dude i fucking hate it when markets are closed man fuck the weekendYou are supposed to do your research and prepare for next Tuesday. Also this channel always delivers some laughshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_dBxjXIesw
>>62660837up 0.12% todayup 0.64% this week
>>62661400I call it on December.
>>62661397>election shenanigansDoubt we'll actually see much this year. Even the primaries were pretty quiet aside from all the losers crying about Massie and that Maine dude>Boots on the ground in IranNot until after Bussyant finishes seizing property in the virgin islands and bank accounts. Probably not for another year to never.
>>62661350>
Guys im at the gym and theres nwords all over the place please chill with the racisms, theyll see my phone!
Have you guys played any trading sims? This is pretty fun desu
>>62661413what do you mean there's a muslim twitch streamer in the process of crashing the democrat's chances with no survivors
>>62661430>played any trading sims?losing real money is where its at
Sex with asian girls. Also buy TRLV.
>>62661457This. Broker app is my trading sim.
>>62661479There's so many asian girls where I live... what do I need to invest in to attract them? Should I invest in matcha tea? Boba tea? Pad Thai? idk at all, I'm really bad at investing I guess
>>62661431That new one called Stonks-9800 is alright. I liked Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator too.
>>62661490gym membership is a good start I guess
tell me about leveraged etf'sTQQQ 5-year barely beats S&P500 but 10-year blows it away
>>62661490From my experience be autistic.
>>62661506use a trend strategy a simple 200 sma on/off beats just about anything
>>62661490This one
>>62660990>>62661109>>62661288oh yea. its all coming together..
>>62661517goodnight babe. meet me in new york next week, my vacation does not have to end
>>62661109young generations have no hope so need to gamble everything for the dream of just making ends meet. kike boomers have everything so just keep it safe in jewbank bonds and shit
>>62661125kike puppet orange nigger has no idea how economy works or more likely is just gaslighting the masses with kikeganda
what does a goy have to do to get some alpha around here?https://youtu.be/SAe3sCIakXo?si
>>62661574>alphaim guessing you mean profitable strategy? simply by not touching options you increase your alpha. your welcome
>>62660827is google worth buying? everyone shitting on gemini but i think people forget it's literally the most used ai in the world, that google has the best infrastructure, and is also the one setting the industry standards, e.g. Open Knowledge Format and so on. i can see google being the AI winner in the long run
>>62661592they will win because compute has to scale with data, and they have more than anybody, right now compute is scarce but over the next few years it will become plentiful and high quality data will be the new hot commodity, and even if they fall behind they can sell their data to whoever does actually pull ahead. they are the world's most profitable company ex-ai too so they have more money to throw at it and a diversified revenue base that keeps them resilient. google is my horse, they have a piece of anthropic and spacex too, so they only lose if openai is the sole winner, but even in that world they will be a crucial partner
>>62661592win at what?noon even knows what all this "AI" is good for
>>62661592>>62661592>everyone shitting on geminiThe new Flash 3.8 model is really good, ive found it better than their 3.1 pro model (which they haven't updated in forever) while also being like 10x faster. I think Google's in a weird position because their AI team has to compete with their teams that actually sell compute to other companies. Wouldn't surprise me if (right now) the bean counters would rather just sell billions of dollars of compute to Anthropic rather than let the Gemini team use that hardware to get a new pro model trained up. This whole space is bizarre at the moment, but it's not like Google itself is going anywhere. At the same time I loaded up on it when it was under $200 and haven't bought (or sold) since. It's one of those weird stocks where it rarely feels too out of whack with market valuations no matter where they sit.
>62661079fuck you nigger, I just got hungry and left to eat cheese and crackers then my wife came home.>>62661093If you don't like tea then you won't like matcha as a tea. Its still worth trying it as ice cream though. I love that shit.
I've been longing energy since 2020should I sell now? Almost 20% of my networth s in energy at this point. It used to be 5% lol
Fuck it I think I'm gonna all in Google tuesday
>>62661632well nancy recently put in a pretty big position in energy, thats a sign to hold most likely
I am considering investing in some stuffed shells with spaghetti & meatballs right now; what is /smg/ having for din dins on this fine Friday evening?
>>62661647just gonna make some street taco
>Tether is biggest US bond buyerWhat if the US is now a total Tech semis and crypto ponzi scheme ready to unravel?
>>62661641Just ride indexes until you can get a multi year discount.>>62661646yeah. It doesn't sound right to say oil is going to keep going higher. Because people are used to oil popping up to $100 then dumping back down to $30 every cycle. Like it is clockwork, and the price of oil is supposed to stay trapped in a range of $30 to $100I think this time is different. And that $70 is going to be the new $30 floor, and that oil will hold at $70 for the next decade, and on the rare occasions it might break to $50, but pop right back up to $70 on a bounce.
>>62661654what can go wrong
>>62661574Literally just hang around. We had a dude telling us to buy GoPro before the pump @ $0.6. Lurk and read, smigga.
did /smg/ sleep on GRMN?
>>62661661what is that? Garmin?
>>62661662yes sir
>>62661653based, I should make tacos again soonI just realized that the Andy Ruiz vs. Damien Knyba fight is tonight too, it would've fit thematically FFFUUU->pic related, random past tacos
WHY DIDN'T I BUY TRULIEVE WHEN IT WAS TRADING AT $10 IT WAS SUCH A OBVIOUS BUY
>>62661647That sounds good. For me it was a breakfast burrito, 2 uncrustables and a pint of Haagen dazs
>>62661687you could have bought it at $50!
SHE'S FROM TEXAS I CAN TELLBY THE WAY HE'S TWO STEPPING AROUND THE ROOM
>>62661674Those are absolutely terrible looking tacos...wtf is that just tomatoes,onions and green pepper?
>>62661517i'll never make you happy if you don't let me try, and that's all i want right now. after everything i've accomplished you really don't want me to give that a shot? let me make you smile again
>>62661647oh hell ya i got a thing of pasta sauce and bunch of protein pasta finna cook some maybe idk
>>62661700Go back to London and get stabbed this time you useless freak
I'm on track to pay $200,000 in taxes this year.
>>62661722Taxation it theft, Anon.
>>62661647Hotaru gets me diamondsI'm getting del taco after I get off work
Someone please just blow his shit clean off. I'm a fucking guy you gay retard.
>>62661700use a trip or go back to your containment you pathetic faggot
>>62661722You either have an income approaching close to $1m every single year, not just this one year, or you're an absolute retard.
>>62661733Wh-whaaat???
>>62661413>losers cryingit will be glorious
What are the after hours scumbags always chip away at my gains. Fucking freaks
>>62661733BABY what is wrong with you? you are sick in the heart and only i can heal what's wrong
>>62661506did u see the article about tqqq in the wsj today lol
>>62661722Achievement unlocked
i cannot believe i am still awake. i'm right for you, you know that, but you'd rather be safe in goonland surrounded by obedient simps than take a risk. you have nothing to lose though, nothing of value though, and so much to gain with me. this is a swamp and you think you need it but you don't, this is what is poisoning you
>>62661647my backyard ash stump put out ANOTHER chicken of the woodsi made BBQ sammiches with it; cheddar cheese bread butter pickles, and thin as possible slice onion on toasted sourdough. very satisfying
>>62661746back to bant with ye
>>62661735450k yearly in New York City. Look it up chud.
>>62661752>NYCyou deserve it
If taxes are your biggest problem, you already won
>>62661752Serves ya right
>>62661752i believe you
-_- babe venus is waxing gibbous in Middelfart if only u had eyes to see it, ears to hear it, a nose to smell it
>>62661752>>62661754Yeah you literally voted for this, loser.
>>62661562He’s a real estate guy, so he sees everything through that lens.From his perspective if you have good credit you get easier rates for building buildings.He even has experience of being on the opposite end, with him being denied liquidity plenty of times in his career.Since that’s his life experience he just slams his head against the wall repeating the same thing.>But, my numbers are le good! Why can’t I get a better deal on my debt?!?While not really grasping the bigger picture.
>>62661765antisemitic browns voted for it
>>62661770>antisemitic >brownsWell, well, well...
>>62661125>>62661562seething chinese on this board realizing trump will curbstomp themfinally
you're an aquarius, you want 100 husbands but you can only have one. a quiet home seems like a prison to you but it's not, it has everything you need and when you have a family your community can grow from there, other parents, other normal people, not psychopaths behind screens. we're different, we don't belong here.
>>62661765I don't vote. I'm on a green card stealing your women, one (1) job, and paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to Israel indirectly. Inshallah.
>>62661125damn this guy is supposed to rightwing be has like a socialist's grasp of econ it's wild he sounds like bernie
>>62661796He’s not right wing. He’s WWE Bill Clinton
>>62661796see>>62661784
>>62661743Sounds like a top signal
Warsh could do the funniest thing and hike the rates to the surprise of so many. Surely this won't be a black swan tier event when seemingly the majority appear to think Warsh is full of hot air. Can you just imagine the market that day and the immediate run for the exits as everyone starts trying to dump their holdings?>anon 1: i'm slurping the 10% dip, it'll V up trust the plan!>10 minutes later>anon 2: aaaaaaaaaa i'm down 10% how!>anon 3: shut up!!!!! i'm down 50% on these 0 dte's!>anon 4: cash kings we won!>anon 5: *pic of bobo smiling*>anon 6: please just an exit pump so i can sell!!!!>anon 7: no this can't be happening Warsh was supposed to keep rates flat or cut!!!!>anon 8: kek i bought a straddle, the puts are up 1000% the calls down 100%, overall i'm up 800%, straddle chads we won!
henlo mister kevinnit is a three day weekendit is very important that u be restedto lower the rates on tuesdayand wednesday and thursday toolower rates every day pleasethank u mister kevin
>>62661506You aren't meant to buy and hold leveraged ETFs long term.they are for trading.
>>62661840What if your trade lasts several weeks?
>>62661842If you know what you're doing that's fine. Not holding leveraged positions too long is more conventional wisdom than a hard and fast rule.
My left arm consistently has a BP about 5pts lower then my right and I contribute that to the tens of thousands of hours lifetime gooning
I like the babe guy. At least he makes the avatartroon mad.
big brain idea:crowd source 3 billion dollars that I will give to trump if he lets me slap the shit out of him on a live stream
>>62660851this gif is so cute it hurts
>futures
>>62661867Are you lefty or right? I don't think my buying power changes depending on which hand I use but I'll try, for science
stox
>All in some slop on market open>Sell when it's +1%>Make $200 after fees>Do this every day>Eventually that 1% will be $300, then $400, etc
>>62661932
>>62661941>selling your winnersrookie mistake fren
>>62661881Holy fukkin based
>>62661948>not setting leading stopwins
I'm using GPT 6 AstraIt's here. This is super human intelligence.
>>62661784You lost tranny
>>62661941>All in PL 9/4 open>Immediately crash 10%T-t-thanks y-y-you too
>Tech sector upWhat happened this time?
>>62661967Make it give me a gf
>>62661037Don't like Heidi Klum. Claudia Schiffer is better, simple as.
What the FUCK is this bitch's problem??Why is talking to girls so hard bros
>>62661037>>62661181Btw just meant same on the Jennifer Aniston thing, don't like Heidi Klum either lel.>>62661370It's annoying how this seems to happen so often. Why even sell CC's unless you're already wealthy enough as a form of passive income? At least at a high enough wealth level you can go far otm and still make a decent return and if it gets called it won't sting as bad since you're already wealthy.
WHAT THE FUCK
>>62661374I love China so much bros
>>62661993I mean, she's right isn't she?
>>62661995+1 social credit
Anthropic will post that it proved the navier stokes equations before IPO. Dumb money still thinks it is a bubble
>>62662038That's cool. When will they start making the billions in revenue they need to keep the whole thing going?
>>62662044Anthropic is making 65 billion in revenue, and their revenue has been growing at 1,400% a year.So next year they'll have enough revenue to finance their own expansion without having to take loans or issue shares, and finance it from their cashflow.
MICRON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WTFFFFFF
tech bonds are more expensive than broad market now, says jp morgan
>KLARThank G*d I didn't buy the "dip"
>micron going straight for a month>hmmm maybe le me should le buy in?>it pumpsAnd of course it pumps right before bearish rate decisions and a holiday weekend so if I buy in now and it dumps I'll get raped extra hard.
>>62661941>gambling with 20k every day in hopes of grinding to 30kNo chance this goes horribly wrong!
>>62661837>>anon 6: please just an exit pump so i can sell!!!!>anon 4: cash kings we won!both me
>>62661506>>62661533>>62661840I SHOULDACOULDAWOULDAbought SNXX a week before earnings last month.Kamisama please pump and dump memory in september-october so I can both profit but also buy the dip again
>me when I look at MU
>>62662028I don't want no social credits. I'm a stingy bastard and I want my cheapy cheap stuff, I just love it that is all
>>62662038nope, you don't know anything about math or ai. but tbf altman doesn't either
im already bored, open the markets. im ngmi 3 days
Imagine buying lulemon
maybe i am wrong about the elfposter. i've done forensic babalysis and it's possible someone else here is she. maybe i am losing my touch. i'm not losing my feelings for you though dear and i know we are meant to be. i've made a fool of myself on the internet but it's what i have to do to get what i want, you're precious and special and i'd make myself 10x the fool i already am to get you if i thought it would help>>62660848>>62661517both of you have a good weekend, babes.
wtf is that shit, I thought they were leggings and yoga. I'm not buying a poloshirt as a man from lululemon. I'm not buying a poloshirt, but especially not from lululemon
>I'm not losing feelings for you, I'm only on the lookout for other (real) women hehe
is there an indian ceo etf?
>>62662128You dumb fuck. China won't solve anything. You've been able to buy their knock off stuff on Aliexpress for quite a while now, don't know if it's a decade. The entire savior narrative is just made up. They won't undercut anyone. They want the money.
>>62662197>100 euros for basic bitch fabrics that are stitched using a child's hopes and dreams in a vietnamese sweatshop for $0.5/hourjfc these kikes are greedier than the average smigger
>mfw got nothing done in 7 months
>>62662211yeah but its lifetime warranty though (i didnt check)
>tfw normalfags get free money
>>62662259kek>you get 10k if you ruin 200 of your friends life
I might short all tech because I am arguing with a retarded bot thats trying to convince me that AI can somehow identify people in a black blocked protest. "You do not understand the way that modern data harvesting in a target-rich environment such as a protest works. If someone has gone to Dover on a train, or in their own vehicle anywhere that there's an ANPR system, then that person can be identified from a vector phone ping scraper pull and gait analysis with a certainty of about 0.96.">they dont have a phone on them?
>>62662259the stock: KLAR>>62662203they can have my money, as long as it's cheap
>>62662314I ran out of ways to tell you they're the same price or higher.https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006912643481.htmlOh my fucking god these were $30 lower yesterday. They just raised it mid-sale. Enjoy.
>Hang out a bit.>Most folks are glum, unnerved, or frustrated.>Check markets.>It’s in a melancholic crab.Woah, is this the power of touching grass along side the normies?I can judge the mood of the market by bird watching them.
bang bang bang...
>>62660952Why did you think HTZ was a good buy?
Why not just spend some time in a third-world country to clear your head?
>>62662505I wanna hike up her skirt and do it then and there
>>62662197It's part of their failed strat, but selling a few menswear per year isn't gonna save their stock from bogging
>>62662491probably because it was the next gamestop rent-a-car (it wasn't)
>>62662197Micheal burry is balls deep in this stock. Total mongoloid. He’s the definition of a value trap investor. Same dumb nigga was buying first republic into the crisis and QVC prior to going under. He’s like a retarded version of a value investor who also shorts random shit poorly. He never outperformed for an extended period.
>>62662555Yeah he had one lucky guess. Don't know what normgroids see in him
damn i GUESS everyone went to parties or something today.>tfw wish it was july 29th and I could double down on all my positions
>>62662573I think it's because hitting the jackpot shorting the markets is the ultimate validation of the contrarian. A lot of midwits are contrarians.
I'm babe posting so hard right now!
jam nut on my outer tie rod is galledshort TM on open plz
3 iranian oil tankers blown up todaycitadel is trying to buy oilNIGGER SEPTEMBER OCTOBER NOVEMBER incoming
>went for my morning run>come back>still no new /smg/nice
>>62662687Aight, baking.
IT'S JEWS AND TAXES I CAN TELL
>>62662687>explosions near kharg island>missiles fired at us ships>3 Iranian oil tankers blown up>president shilled people to slurp the exit pump on friday>no one will buy us treasury bondsNIGGER SATURDAY
NEW>>62662693NEW>>62662693NEW>>62662693
>>62662478b-b-b-based?...:C*twiddles thumbs*
Nu>>62662696>>62662696>>62662696Nu
>>62662638long preventative carefire ugga dugga charlie
>>62662702retard
