War on Fatty Liver Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous:>>62662693
>oh wagie
im such a stupid idiot baggie that im losing money on fucking SGOV
gambling = investing, trading = actions taken to achieve the former. skill distinguishes agents in the market
>>62664376>liver, onions and gravy
>>62664386Skill does not distinguish agents in the market, capital does. If a whale fucks up a trade/investment he becomes an agent of the market despite his blunder. The market is filled with nothing but retards. That's why most hedge funds go bust.
>>62664390Anyone participating is an agent. I'm not talking about "LLM agents" if that's what you inferred, I mean general control theoretic or RL 'agents', like things with policies they execute over, even if schizo/personal/stochastic. An agent is just something that has an action space and policy.In that sense, skill distinguishes by winners and losers. We all strive to be winners.
Just put my e bike together. Can’t wait to roll around the park getting high off life. Can’t seem to find a Gadsden Flag for my bike though. Fuck the government.This is financial advice.
>>62664396based
>>62664396Crack is actually becoming a more acceptable, fashionable, and sophisticated drug these days. Did you now the previous president's son actually smoked crack at the white house? Pretty based
>>62664394Samefag. I am willing to pay $200/mo for an OPRA stream. I do it right now. Surely someone else here pays for some other stuff, so we can trade. We can build a network of data that others collectively request, and charge them some amount for this bootlegged data. We can therefore subsidize or amortize what we paid over time, and with increased cashflow access more data ourselves. Is anyone interested in this?
I want out. It's literally impossible to "make it" in the market without a huge amount of initial capital or getting insanely lucky on a gamble.And even then it doesn't matter.If you make an amazing 100% gain on a spy call your measley 50 bucks is now $100 and you will lose it when you try again.Investing until I'm 65 isn't possible because I highly doubt I will make it to that age, I don't even think I can maintain employment for more than a few more years without completely losing my mind.It was over before it even began for me, my diseased soul is rejected even by the abyss.
>>62664401Good take.
>>62664405It sounds like you're in a position where you're not making enough, or don't like the constraints on your autonomy. Naturally, it takes awhile to build up sufficient capitalization s.t. you can just chill. You either need a statistical edge in the market, or to increase your income. It's a lot easier to increase your income imo. Being a business owner might also make your dick hard and after that it's a self fulfilling cycle. There's no advantage in giving up; remain forward looking at all cost.
>>62664405define "a huge amount of initial capital"
what about the saturday edition>>62662696
>>62664406Can you distill the convo for me? I have Terry's analysis books on my shelf, which I actually read. They sucked, but IMHO, if you've seen Terry's chats with an AI/LLM, you'd see why there is no threat going on.Especially when you consider, the AIs were trained on a frontier that is now stale and exposed to slop.
>>62664410Dumping like 2 million between the index and good dividend stocks like the Schwab stuff will let you live an upper middle class life while literally never needing to think about money. You wouldn't even need to check your account.>>62664408I'm making the most I can and I literally sold my soul for it via meds.Income isn't enough unless you're pulling a 7 figure salaryThere's no forward or backward for me, my head is forced down and I can't keep it up much longer.I see things in the corner of my vision sometimes. I bet the voices will start soon.Maybe the voice will tell me what stocks to buy kek
>>62664406It's actually a midwit take.>it's bad because we don't understand how AI does itMaybe try being less of a retard.
JEWS AND NIGGERS
>another quirkchungus trip fag
>>62664402The beauty of hitting the pipe is when you feel the euphoria run down your spine, followed by an intense sense of focus. The tech ceos and Nazis micro dosing meth figured it out.
>>62664403>>62664415>Income isn't enough unless you're pulling a 7 figure salarythat's objectively ridiculous >There's no forward or backward for me, my head is forced down and I can't keep it up much longer.that's what she said>I see things in the corner of my vision sometimes. I bet the voices will start soon.oh she's so young toowhat do you want? we can help each other, see >>62664403, or dieI had various times in my life where I was fine, now I'm about to live out of my car. I have to romanticize communal data storage.
>>62664419It's a sign that /smg/ is being filled with retarded autistic spergs and is dying
Is there a "better" day of the week to buy stocks according to statistics?
>>62664435>Is there a "better" day of the week to buy stocks according to statistics?Yes, buy on the days when the price is low, just before it goes up, statistics show.
>>62664417This guy gets it
>>62664444
Timely financial update https://youtu.be/6vMuqN0DIfc?si
>>62664447Griffith!
>>62664442That makes no sense because you can't go back in time and you only know the lowest price of the week after the week is over.
>>62664415>2 millioni think you're aiming too high smigga, just get 1 million (or even under, like 800k) should provide you enough money to survive off of a part time wagie job while the rest of your dividend covers everything else thats non daily expense related>made it statusbut yeah if you want to live like a king you need more capital
>>62664454Face it, no one really makes it unless they sell their soul doing something they don't want to do for someone else.
>>62664435Stocks have a 58% chance of being higher friday on close than monday on open.So at the beginning of the week. It's slightly better odds than a coinflip
>>62664460ok i guess? go sell your soul or some shit then everyone does it. i got 2 jobs, im literally a mcwagie in the morning and some nights i work extra as a night guard (sleep)
>>62664405it's not even possible to invest a 50$ call on spy that would be like a 5000$ call cost for one 1:100 contract
>>62664463If that's what your soul is worth than so be it.
I’m watching this documentary about a pastor and his wife. Highly recommend it.
>>62664435>>62664461Oh, and something else.To increase your odds past 58%Markets have different regimes. In a bullish regime, the market is significantly more likely to be up a week later. Same for bearish regime, significantly more likely to be lower a week later.So if you're in a bull market. Buying on monday open is the best odds you're going to get. I don't have the data on it. But it has to be higher than 58%. That 58% is accounting for all regimes, and the entire history of the market. To guess, buying monday on open it might be like 65% odds if you're in a bull market, but that's a complete guess. It definitely has to be higher than 58%there you go. Buy monday on open. Or at lunch time on monday. Often, not always, the market slows during lunch hour.
>>62664425why are you about to live out of your car?
>>62664468Name?
>>62664468Nah, that documentary is shit. She is smiling and enjoying all that shit in the pictures and the gangbangs and now femoids want to tell you she was a victim. The only reason you would enjoy this is if you want to kill your own kids.
>>62664469Thinking about what I said. 65% odds might be too aggressive. I know when doing financial prediction, giving something more than 70% chance of happening is a red flag that you've done something wrong.Lets say 60%.
>>62664469That's very helpful. I get some money every week on thursday and sometimes on rare occasions on friday. I will be investing it every monday at open then.
>>62664472>it takes a little to explain when I was a senior in college, my landlord moveD out, I had a good business and invested lot into it, my landlord randomly moved back, hired external movers to take about $20k of my stuff...... I came home, complained, cops do nothing IM READNG THIS BACK AS MYSELF AND ITS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED
>>62664478There's an issue with that.55% odds that stock prices will be up the next day.lolSo you'll be sitting out for two days, with money, not in the market and there's a 55% chance that stock prices will be higher between the time you have your money, and when you buy stocks monday.Just buy immediately as you get your money if you want to get into details like this like what day to invest. I think investing the day you get your money is when you should.
>>62664478>>62664488And no particular day of the week has high odds of being up. I thought it would be friday that has the highest odds of being down, but it's actually monday. But these odds are almost noise.Just invest as soon as you can. A swing of a week means nothing. Regardless which day you invest. There will be days when monday was lower, and then there will be days when friday was lower. It'll be alternating back and forth.If you just have to take advantage of a minute statistical edge, then investing the day you have your money is best. Or buy it on margin the first day of the week, and then wait for your money to be deposited friday lol
How we feeling anons? What's in store for semi stocks next week? I'm less than $1 away from breaking even on my Kioxia bags. Tempted to hold on to them though as it seems like it's beginning to stage a real recovery. Promising to see MU and SNDK starting to go back up too.
>>62664499>>62664488>>62664478Yeah, thinking about it. This is what you should doBuy everyday on thursday. If your money isn't deposited yet on thursday, buy on margin.1 day of margin, for just your weekly deposit, is almost nothing. It'll be a few pennies of margin interest. You can check how much you paid for margin and decide if it's worth it.
I just ate 2 bags of popcorn... might have a coffee against my better judgement
>>62664467Nigger you sit around gooning all day. Get a job if you don't wanna be broke
>>62664499>>62664504ThanksWill do so boss
>>62664511You wouldn't understand. People think freedom is being able to do anything but real freedom is being able to do nothing at all when you feel like it. Deal with it nigger
If anyone wants, I'll design you a portfolio for free that has alpha, and likely a lot of it.Tell me if you want defensive, or moderately aggressive, or balanced. It will be equities only, and individual companies. And by aggressive, I don't mean highly speculative companies.
>>62664590how stupid are you?
>>62664501Judging by monthly candles, if we are truly back, we should at least see 540 soxx this month, maybe 560. I wouldnt chase higher than that but anything can happen and i am optimistic but i think its still biotech/arkk season, think the worst is over and will lever up more if soxx goes below 500
poo poo pee pee I'm beating the S&P
>>62664596I'm beating QQQ with a defensive portfolio
>serial public masturbator
oil up or down tomorrow smiggers?
>>62664396>Goysden flagWeak
>>62664590Brown liquids port looks like this now. Each sector has 33% weight. What to change?CVXMCDINDAKMBSBUXDEOKEMIRA.HETTEKOLatest tweaks were adding Total to split the crude exposure into two companies, adding DEO (Guinness) to brown beverages and KEMIRA (chemicals for waste water treatment with good ROE) to shit. I tried looking into waste water companies themselves first but no freaking way I'd add companies that have local monopoly but only barely make 3% in a year at a P/E 20+
>>62664621Up
>>62664621>tomorrowIt's only 12.5h to oil market open
>>62664631im an europoor so its tomorrow for me
>>62664632It's midnight to you
>>62664633Midnight is the next day. 00:00 is monday, not sunday.
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