Female Broker Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62669833
Hate me silver
WOOOOOOOO AMD
What day is is again?
NIGGER TUESDAY
hey hey people, sseth here
>>62670447All of my savings are in photonics, silver, and solar stocks. Will I make money on Wednesday?
>market opens>+12% for no reasonheh nothing personel
I am still losing money on SNXX>green days are within anon's grasp editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Need yall smeg here>>62670451>>62670451>>62670451
>>62670465Are you trans? No offense.
>>62670458Hey Seth i like your videos.You are funny man.Keep up the great work.Much love <3
GME/W>GME-WTGME/W>GME-WTGME/W>GME-WTGME/W>GME-WTGME/W>GME-WTGME/W>GME-WTGME/W>GME-WT+10,000% BY TOMORROW+10,000% BY TOMORROW+10,000% BY TOMORROWScreenshot this.
Chips are IN.
>IRANIAN TV: AN IMPORTANT IRGC NAVY STATEMENT/VIDEO WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY
>>62670462noprofit take now and reposition for the cpi report which the FAGS market will use to sink stocksi wont do that though
>>62670476I hope it has some those dancing cats in it boss.
I am now Green again.Thank you AmeriGods for pumpimg my semi bags.
I'm so tired of being a wagie I have lived through like six black swan events and I'm so retarded that I made zero money through all of them
so do I fomo in INTC or is this another bulltrap like the last 5 times
>>62670476From unda da sea?
>>62670465i still think you should have averaged down while you were at the peak of your butt madness over losing so much
>>62670483wait, its almost reaching resistance point
>>62670476Iran doesn't have a navy anymore.
>>62670480do you ever post anything of value or are you just a worthless shitposter? serious question.
BEbros…>but the PE ratioFor bitch niggas to cry at
market faker and gayer than epsteins fake modeling agency
>>62670462Photonics is like a 3 year hold just DCA more when it dips >(it will dip again)
So what will happen to Germany when they put the AFD into power and complete the reserections of Adolf Hitler boss?
>>62670469>Are you trans? No offense.lol no but people always assume i'm a girl or a troon because of the way i type, none taken>>62670487I did, I boughted all the way from like $2k to $975, just ran out of money towards the end and also solded some lots in profit in the $9.xx range that jumped my average way back up
>>62670495i should have bought morei sholudnt have doubted the pelosis
Yeah, I'm buying OoT
>>62670482you are lucky cause another one is coming soon
>>62670492I made a very insightful post just a minute ago, see >>62670498 boss.
>>62670458I bought Songs of Syx because of you, and I get fucking pissed off every time the guy updates the game every few months and corrupts my old save files. Can't build a single fucking city without getting reset. And the game changes dramatically so I have to relearn the game. And the mods need to update too.I'm simply not playing anymore until version 1.0
go pro?more like doesn't gohahahah right?
Uhhh my boss gave me a task that supposed to take a week, i’ve automated it with AI and VBA and now it takes about 5 minutes…Uhhh what now?
>>62670506keep selecting more anime profile pics
>>62670506pretend like you are still working on it so you dont get more work
>>62670504pro tip anon, make a local copy and let the game update. then just delete the updated files and replace it with the copy and it will run, steam just needs to get a check that they updated your game
>>62670505kekRemind me next time to always buy the insane shilling calls instead of the usual shit shilled here. GoPro Anon came in gave the sauce and left. True Hero.
>>62670506Don't tell the boss how you did it. And demand a raise.
>>62670513Didn't know you can do that. It's not an easy game, so my cities always start slow. The constant updates felt like a needless time limit for my gameplay.
>up 6% on Israeli penny stock QTEXWith jews you....win?
>>62670501GTA VI and OoTPS5 pros already sold out across the entire USThis is a console cycleBullish for GME
>>62670523look up TheLuckyLeader on YT. he is not a great teacher but he does understand the game, always plays at max speed and winds up conquering other cities and generally balling. I have learned things by watching his recorded streams. Tho I stress he does not explain shit well because he goes so fast, so you will have to pay attention. Still the best player I have seen.
>>62670458its nice to see a young black man making such quality internet slop
>world falling apart>S&P down 0.5%I hate this clown market like you wouldn't believe.
>>62670506>bocchion an anecdotal basis i've noticed a definite uptick in people getting into playing the guitar again this year because they like that animeit's good when people challenge themselves by learning an instrument
Is NKE a good investment?
>>62670536World is falling apart.... again?
>>62670535>young black man>youngi am a 47 year old congolese war lord
>>62670536we have an immient peace deal with pootin, relax
>>62670540it's currently run by women, make the connection
>>62670542nobody asked you. go be a nigger some place else kiddo.
>>62670534I never got to the point of battles lmao
>>62670540>chartJFC this overpriced shit company was long overdue for this
>>62670546hm...
>>62670546you expect me to make a connection with a woman?
>>62670547this guy is 50
>>62670556dont engage with that tripfag
>>62670557hes so fucking cancerous
>>62670557Don't tell my German fren how to live his life faggot.
TTWO touched the 3 month low and is bouncing. I don't know what GTA 6 has to do with oil prices or the Iran war or the tech bubble. Shit will be the best selling game ever in any timeline. The most watched video on Netflix last week was a GTA6 trailer and the Jews are trying to shake down the stock ON NO NEWS. hilarious
>Down slightly>Transfer funds into account>Up bigly
thinking to drop $3k on HERO
Give me 6 million reasons not to full port into GDXU right now
>>62670568My brother works for GDXU and he told me 6 million times that they're actually using circular financing to achieve larger share values boss.
Why's MU crabbin'? SNeeDK is up a healthy 2.2% and AMD's up 5%.
where can i short anduril
>>62670568>full porting when we are less than 1 week away from the feds deciding if we are going to get spared from more taxes or not.Either hold for your life or get out
>opticslop finally
>>62670575I imagine things are gonna pop if rates stay the same, so then anon would have missed out if he sold.
>>62670574Thirdies sure do love showing captured equipment, it’s like the Russians with tanks
>>62670584that seems like kind of a big deal thodid palmer not-so-lucky forget to put a remote detonator in his little toy boat? Sad.
>>62670584>we got this never seen before technology that we don't even know how it works, don't know how to replicate, don't even have the capabilities to do that and we are 90% percent sure it doesn't come with a self destruct button
posting bagglers protocols
>>62670574I don't get it, why didn't it blow up and kill all the good for nothing goat fuckers taking it into custody boss?
>>62670476So they captured unmanned submarine And they will resales photos.I wonder I the USA will be able to find it and destroy it
>>62670557>>62670560ya'll should be nicer to baggie he is the only poster ITT besides that stupid penelope bitch who could tell you if the market goes up or down tomorrow
>>62670603>that stupid penelope bitcha woman? in my /smg/? No way.
>>62670592>and we'll never copy because it's not worth it since one can't win wars with it
>>62670608>a woman? in my /smg/? No way."woman"
>>62670608legend has it she posts here daily
>>62670540her asshole just CANNOT smell bad
>>62670613>"woman"oh thank God I was going to be sick
>>62670574It's a nice trophy but still not really significant and barely change much
>>62670595trust the plan
>>62670614her asshole DEFINITELY stinks
>>62670614Plot twist: she's the NIGGERS poster.
Is the upcoming cut priced in already?
>>62670536i just looked outside my ivory story, world looks fine anon.
>>62670623>cut
all in SOXL?
Any SK Hymen bros in, anyone taking some profits on this nice pump?
>>62670630>profit im still down omega overall smigger
>>62670625Shorting AEO
>>62670634It's only $5 off its peak? Or did you buy the European based one? What's your average?
>>62670629Inflation and oil can't stop won't stop hyperscalers from spending on chips. They will just raise the prices to infinity. SOXL to infinity. AGI has arrived.
/smg/ is bad for my mental health
>>62670574>the vehicles run about $2.5 million eachnot going to lie here, that's less than a lot of civilian yachts and only about as much as a torpedo. they captured a mine-hunter that probably isn't even equipped to remove mines, just to map their location
>>62670611But anon, what if it can transform into a cool mech!
>>62670639it's one of the worst
>>62670639start FUD'ing your own positions that helps me
>>62670639it's always good to take a little break to enjoy other things anon
>>62670636i bought 230 call, i got a month left on it
>>62670482The next black swan will be easy pickings for you, seeing as you have been through so many of them!I believe in you champ
Finally realizing that the only way to make it in the stock market is by shorting volatility feels like Neo being unplugged from the Matrix.At last, I truly see.Not longing stocks or calls.Not selling theta (retarded because you expose yourself to the same time/directional risk as regular longers).It's by exploiting high vol events like earnings, selling overpriced calls/puts and buying them back when the earnings are over.
we need to brainstorm some new PR. "AGI" and "rouge hacking" just isn't pumping like it use to.
>>62670639You know mental illness was made up by liberals to help facilitate the great replacement, by making it easier for white women to kill their white children boss?
ayo let’s go CRDO
>>62670646I get bullied out there too
>>62670639>/smg/ is bad for my mental healthAND IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE WHY DONT WE GO... TALK ABOUT IT SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW...THIS COULD BE THE END OF EVERYTHING...SO WHY DONT WE GO...SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW (/smg/)
>>62670658nobody is bullying you here
rather astonishingly, I'm making a little money today
>>62670639+1 wisdom-1 charismarerolls your alignment to chaotic neutral at best
+0,4% on my Euro positions today.Let's see what the US can do for me till close.
>was down 15% today, now im only down 4%Uhh, thanks?
>>62670661based SGOV chad
>>62670660Thats not the way it feels
DRAM sisters we fucking DID IT
>>62670661Same, thought it would be in the shitter today. Waiting for it to go wrong
>mfw i only require sneedisk to pooomp another 2.22% to start making money again
>>62670547>kiddo>instead of bosswe have entered a new era of /smg/ in the waning weeks of Q3 2026. can anyone else feel it? the shift in energy? white boy summer is coming to an end and meanwhile at the same time the preparations for white boy winter are also taking place.
>>62670646I have a hummingbird feeder on my back deck and after I yell niggers here all day I'll sit outside and smoke weed and watch the hummingbirds try to rape each otherjews are trying to scrub the internet with TRVTHS about hummingbirds but I just want you guys to know they definitely rape each other
>>62670639Checking prices every minute is much worse.
>>62670681>relative to size this is faster than a fighter jetso what you're saying is humming birds fuck like a fighter jet? Am I understanding this right boss?
last year my tfsa account had a "26.4% money-weighted annualized return" for a zero thought investment, seems really good. how many of you are, truthfully, beating this without some sort of crypto gambling?
>>62670688look apparently its voluntary and she consented when he comes in at 60 MPH and blasts her full force. sometimes they do it to the young birds too man I dunno about these hummingbirds boss
>>62670679Summer is endinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VqiMQoMXmw
Oil will be 100 by the end of the week, where’s the peace agreement article Axiosberg?
>>62670691I started "trading" 3 months ago. For the first 1,5 months I held 2 stocks. Then I started trading pretty much daily based on some management info, CEO interviews, ed zitron interviews, vibes, whatever I feel is over/undervalued and I'm up this much. I usually hold 3-4 stocks and buy/sell within a few days. No crypto.
Oh shit, Thursday marks the one year anniversary of the Charlie Kirk assassination. Do you guys remember where you were? I'll start.>Be The Baggler>Be in /smg/>one of my employees says "Charlie Kirk just got shot">go to /pol/>see the video>sources say Charlie Kirk is stable>please G_D>watch video again>there's no fucking way he's going to survive unless they can get a tourniquet around his neck and stop the bleeding.>see he died>get sad
>>62670691>26.4% returnmy 1Y performance as of market close last Friday was still +27.42%, which if you know how my year has gone is actually pretty good.
>>62670681>they definitely rape each otherdo you have to clean up a lot of bird coom off your deck? didn't they used to call that job description the "jizzmopper"? in all seriousness i will be looking to expand into hummingbirds soon once my back yard gets finished and ready for decorations and toys. any special feed you recommend?
>>62670703so why havent you shared your plays with your family, the smiggas
>>62670709Sir this is a stock market thread im going to have to ask you to leave
>>62670705If your employees made fun of that FIRE THEM IMMEDIATELY
>>62670709the feeder hangs off the deck so the vast majority of the raping doesn't occur over the deck. I'm sure there is cum absolutely everywheredid you know male hummingbirds NEVER raise their babies? they just rape chicks and then fly to mexico
>>62670711If you tell anyone here what youre buying 90% will call you a retard and suggest something thats going to dump instead.
>>62670715Nah, that kid who gave me the news is a good boy. He was one of them weekend warrior national guard reservists, and he lowered our flag to half staff in honor of Charlie Kirk when I asked him to boss.
>>6267069148.99% over 3 years.That is primarily due to AMD and PLTR. Most of my other picks have been flat or red. I need SOFI and TSLA to do something.
sold a 160 call on spacex for friday. hope it makes me roll it out another week
>>62670468Bumped
>>62670723yes thats true but also>picrel
Looks like I'm mostly losing money today boyos
>>62670703brother let me tell you for the first 1,5 months i held 80% microsoft in my portfolio. I bought at 400 I think. Then on the earnings day I sold it all at like 410 or something. Then 2 hours later i jumped to 520. So not all my choices are good. Pic is my biggest winners. I did share these tickers a couple of time when they were undervalued. META I bought at like 580 or something and then it shot to 610. You gotta just I think judge based on all available info what is undervalued. Its also useful to know where the company stands vs its market competitors at that moment in time. The indsutry/market sentiments change daily...Currently I like NIKE broski.... AAL and maybe SHAKE SHACK.And since yesterday someone pointed out the companies which have Israeli operations, I won't be buying those anymore.
Bros my SMR is doin' a lil somn today wtf
Crypto keeping me afloat today. Pump it my sirs
INTCELS WE'RE ABOVE 100 AGAIN!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!!!
>>62670745Youre talking about the giant list that one guy posted right? He was trolling.
>>62670752This one
>>62670749I checked that when baggler recommended it earlier and it was already up 12% kek
sold 300 soxl at 126.88still have 600, still a little bet levered, but not in any danger and willing to add on a selloff. baby i love you and you haven't been the same since charlie kirk got shot, that really sent you over the edge with rage and fury and it was really hard to watch. you're overinvested in the news, wish you would scale back some.
>>6267075180 by next week, get your shorts ready for crab city
>>62670758aieeeeeeeeeeee
>>62670744My junior rock dusters and new scale power company stocks are green, what the fuck did you buy?
Why did i listen to that faggot who told me to buy Google. I bought at the top and now it wont go back up its fucking crabbing.Anyone wanna buy my Google bags?
Lynch's indicator>NASDAQ1.69>AVWS1.28>Ex-US1.75>Shit&piss 5002.38Buying the Shit and piss is buying all the risk and just 26% of the upside. Going balls deep in NASDAQ or diversifying into small caps and ex-US is the only intelligent path
Bought some SCHinDler
>>62670755Yes. That was a troll post i am pretty sure. I did not do any research, but it doesnt make sense for all these companies to be israeli headquartered.
>>62670756This is a HODL right as we go even further nuclear this shits gonna 10x right
>>62670756New Scale Power is one of them...I believe the industry term is "foty dolla fo show" stocks boss.
account is up $34k today btw babe.
>all these companies spending millions on chips when I can get them from the store for dollars
Do not talk to me cuckler.
>KMB down another 1.75%
>nowsDALE
>Shit and piss 50030% gold and 70% shit. If you buy US just go for Nasdaq it is objectively cheaper
>>62670769not headquartered, but with major operations
>>62670777I'm not the cuck looking at a red portfolio, cuck.
>>62670476another legos video?
>>62670781A very broad term, major operations.
>>62670762Get GOOG'd nerd.
>>62670785Fuck me.
fake GORE SPILLED GUTS IS THE FUCKING BEST
>>62670788Sounds like someone is having a case of the Monday's boss.
>>62670790Why would you ever butcher a garloid before it's fully developed boss?
the national symphony orchestra (great britain) is on board and they're doing a concert tonight, rhapsody in blue, one of my favorites. it's tea time.
>>62670788Not the guy that shilled it but I have some and I'm down on it too kek, -2,75%. Bought it way before I should've. My alert for slurping went off today actually, but I wouldn't have held on to the $5k otherwise. I just love buying stocks too much to let cash sit like that.
I don’t see asian women supporting Lindsay Clancy. What gives?
i
>>62670800>too many L's to pronounce confidently.
So how long do I hold semis amd memory? Cant tell if its repeat of mid August where they pumped and then dumped them back down.>>62670639Same.
Damn, look at INTC.
>>62670808Huh? Oh thats nice.Im up 33% on TRLV
>>62670808I looked. now what?
>>62670727Based. What kind of business do you run if you don't mind me asking. In most office jobs everyone is a libtard nowadays.
>>62670811he said look at INTC, not TRLVcan you not follow orders?
>>62670536SPY is down? Huh Im fucking green. Seems like semis + memory inverse all other sectors now
I am so fucking tired of NVDAI wake up and this shit stock is back to tankingFind the fucking assholes who keep manipulating the share prices and end their miserable pathetic lives>Hurr durr baggie XDShut the fuck upYou can easily hold other stocks like AMD and MU and while they do have some red days here and there they don't tank nearly as often as this shit company NVDA does which has basically been stuck to this rangeAnd I know that if I ever sell the next day this shit stock will jump up to 300 because the universe loves mocking meSo fuck Shitvidia and I hope the gook in charge dies and this shitty company dies and all the market manipulating no-life scumbags lose all their money
>>62670813I do mind, fuck off and stop trying to dox me asshole.
>>62670812Did you buy at 85?
>>62670818Just general sector you idiot. You're trying to dox yourself by ego naming.
The one stock I sold far otm calls? Yeah its pumping -_- of course the damn stock starts pumping the moment I do sell calls.>>62670506Pretend you're working or you risk getting a higher permanent workload.
>>62670817230 is their ceiling for now. Anytime you can buy below 210 I'd say go for it. If you buy above it prepare for a long time (3-month) hold.
You guys actually have jobs? I thought the day time posters just gambled their neetbux on 0 DTEs.
>>62670815Depends on if the person ordering me around has big honkers.
>>62670822Oh okay if you just want generalizations that's fine, I work in the private sector boss.
>>62670826Im a bogler, and extremely antisemitic. I just like to watch the numbers dance.
>>62670821no
>>62670826I jerk off in an office all day and put 75% of my income into stocks.
>>62670802Did he outmeme the bussler?
>>62670763What do these numbers mean? Higher bad? I dont like SPY, it just looks overweight in high risk + the remainder is mostly stuff I'd never buy the individual stock off.>>62670800>all these hags seethingLmao>crooked mouthAhh yes elbows too pointy guess the 32H cup breasts are just not enough to cut it.
>>62670827do man tits count as honkers?
Donald!
>>62670832State?
>>62670837wtf is that a real photo of Bessent?
>>62670705>was diving with my bros in socal>conditions blew out so went to sandiego zoo>read it on x>sad.jpgHe was a good man.
>>62670540She is the perfect sex object
>>62670800they are right thoughbeityou just got yellowfever
>>62670842he will rename the stock market as "Market of America"that will solve it
>>62670825Hahaha if I had that kind of money I wouldn't buy a bum ass company like NVDA anymoreYou'd be a fool to not buy INTC insteadNVDA is a worthless posProbably the only reason we even are above 220 is because of buybacks which these penny-pinching jews are far from completing anywaysI won't be surprised if this shit ends up 215 EoY
>>62670843He will deny up and down about being Israeli but he is. Hes posted things about living in Israel and his "neighbors" being blown up before.He has really bad opsec.
What does my folio need to look like to have a woman like this whom I can cum on her pits every evening?
>>62670843No we don't work for the state, we're a private company boss.
>>62670844It's the man[?] himself, probably 100% real and authentic image
>>62670856amazing. Never knew he looked so great in tights
>>62670854Unemployed, no cash and full rizz
>>62670839Son, theres not a man alive who respects a dude with gyno.
>>6267085430% KO30% AAPL30% VOO10% savings account
Cup and handle
>>62670865...dad?
>>62670705i was probably jacking off not giving a shit about some faggot with a podcast
why does nvidia suck balls?
>>62670867warren buffet style port? then you underperform SPY for the next 2 decades
>>62670465How has your portfolio been since the peak of this year? Are you close to actually making all your lost money back or is that still far away?>>62670504There's a different game I bought where the dev updates it like every fucking day. Seeing I need an update that often pisses me off. Didnt even like the game, most of the fans feel like weird groupies.>>62670540Your honor, she said "Just Do It" so I did. I plead innocent.
>>62670854>>62670867Kek
>>62670876Doesn't matter. He wanted to cum on prime pits, not gains.
High beta stocks are finally rippin again? Thinking about going in XE and FLNC, maybe AAOI if I feel like losing money
>>62670881People usually like frequent updates, but it sucks if the developer is a schizo that updates all the time, and often it's not even that much better.
Market is hungr< for TACOS
Oh shit, I just realized today is the day the Queen of England died. I'll start.>Be Big_D>Be in /smg/>G_d didn't save the Queen>Well I guess that means its G_d save the King time boss.>ayeHow about you boss?
>>62670890Its taco wens now, the day we finish the leftovers from taco tuesday
>>62670447-> >>62670893-> >>62670893
>>62670869cum and handjob
>CRWV +15%This makes me absolutely fucking vomit. On no news. On no particular change. Was world peace declared?
>>62670901exit pump broski
>>62670892I remember on 9/11 I was in English class. I had this teacher that talked like Daria from that MTV show.>teacher pulls out TV cart>turns on 9/11>yeah so this is probably pretty important class>you’ll probably remember this forever
Holy fuck lol
>>62670869nooooooo you nigger you gave me the spicy shakemy own smigger gave me the spciy shake I can't believe it!it wasnt done dipping!
GLW breast day of my life
>>62670892I thought your name was the baggler and I thought that was funny. But your name is the boggler. Kys that’s so lame.
>>62670901>short interest 20% of float as of last friday>not rising today>yet elevated trading volumeLooks like a squeeze to me boss. Covering has been happening thats all, its also flattening during lunch hours.
I wonder how we'll look back on these days when the dust is settled. Will we look back and think how stupid everyone was for pumping everything on some vague promises of "AI productivity", or will we look back and think what a golden opportunity this was and wish we'd remortgaged our homes and put it all into tech.
>>62670838PEG is PE/earnings growth so the higher the worse.
>>62670926either AI works and make wealth obsolete and solves the universe's problems or it doesnt and the bubble pops
>9/11 $111 calls
>He told his family/friends his portfolio amount in a moment of unguarded weakness
>>62670933Can't there be a middle ground where it doesn't solve any real problems but the market stays irrational longer than any bear can stay solvent?
>>62670941Do you really think normies care unless its 7 figures or higher
>URAwhy did uranium and uranium accessories poomp today?
Despite all stock exchanges in red today I still made more than 500€ because the only small cap I have chose to do a +13%
>>62670942well yea but eventually it's going to pop unless if it doesn't. But "put everything into AI and hope it works" is literally the only plan anyone has to tame inflation
My heavy chip bags are becoming much lighter.
>>62670926We'll look back and remember all the frens we made on /smg/ :)
>>62670950Poland was gigagreen thougheverbeit.
Pretty weak moves today for AGI being out now
Nancy was right.
>>62670963her gains from BE will be offset from the losses from INTC, shes just crabbing
I'm begging youIn 2.5 hours GME-WT will rise 10,000%BUY THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
gpromore likego broke
>>62670963>Nancy was right.About just saying no?
>>62670943this. nothing more cringe than a stocklet being secretive of his pathetic 6 figure portfolio lmaothe reality is that when you are rich, people will know regardless because you have a nice house, a nice car, go on vacations, be generous, and not be stressed about money.
>>62670966no doubt she sold intc a long long time ago
>>62670712>this is a stock market thread im going to have to ask you to leave>sir
Closed my SPX short puts. Time to buy some burgers and play vidya. See ya later frens.
>>62670959Will AGI go on discount during the Steam Christmas sale?
Awe fuck, those $11 SMR calls I sold are in the money, and now I might lose all of those SMR shares I have accumulated boss.
>>62670978>tfw i literally just sold puts to anon so he could eat burgers and play vidya>vidyawhats everyone playing? for me its phantom hourglass and paper mario color splash on the modded wii u... once the weather turns and im stuck inside i will tinker with manual DS injects to try and get some DS pokemon running as well.
>>62670968I'm doubtful about another short squeeze, Anon. Your bags are your own.
>>62670987for me it's still Civ 5 and that's it
Fuck sakes lads. My SpaceX stocks are stonking!I knew they would, but I still want to buy another £1000.Going to wait until the price comes down to $145 though.I'm going to be rich when it 20x's.
>ISRAEL
>>62670989>Civ 5The shitty AI always puts me off playing Civ games. I put hours of effort into balancing my economy and military, meanwhile the AI just gets to spam military units because it would be too easy to beat if it weren't allowed to cheat. Makes the whole thing feel kinda pointless.
Pumpin’ boyos, I be pumping
>your bags are pumpingI'm gonna get heemed at the end of the week aren't I
>>62670989>Civ 5i heard that one is much better than civ 6, which i have but didnt really care for. In civ 6 i just science victory with Teddy Roosevelt in a True Earth Start Location game and i make sure barbarian tribes get RAPED AND PILLAGED early and often with units that i later upgrade to riflemen while developing the tech tree. any other fun strats to try?
EOD PT for sneedisk: $1,801.29
uhh when is INTC going to stop pumping its already at 106
MUbros...
PEG>JP MORGAN 1.68>HSBC0.98>CAT1.4>Komatsu0.88>Walmart4.38>Carrefour1.38>Exxon2.82>Shell0.85Keep buying the Shit and Piss 500 instead of listening to anon and going30-40% NASDAQ and the rest into internationals Goy
>>62670994Civ 5 vox populi mod is goated. Just don’t get sucked in like I did.
ayo this nigga gay he talmbout getting pegged and shit lmfaooooooooo
TDOT up 38% lel
>>62670989For me it’s asymmetrical games like crusader kings, europa universalis, and hearts of iron. Much more interesting than civ tbdesu
did drumpf die, where are the truth posts
>>62671014Europa Universalis is fucking awful.Countries get so aggro so easily when you start taking territory.Absolutely sick of them ganging up on you and fucking you over.Age of Empires 2 will always be the greatest.
>>62671017They got him his meds.
Why is space x still going up. Lol, I love this ride that should be garbage.
>>6267102375% of my capital is in SpaceX.It's going to moon in 5 years, you'll see.You'd best buy it now while it's cheap.
>losingallmymoneyFUCKINGGODS
>>62671017He’s sleepy
>>62671026I have a few, bought just to see what would happen when it was around 1000 :D
>>62671018>Countries get so aggro so easily when you start taking territory.Absolutely sick of them ganging up on you and fucking you over.
is spy dead?
>>62670991bro it's going to 200x
Anyone else holding the novel stablecoin stock called KLAR?
After all why shouldn't I buy some pfizer in case some cancer shit pops off or another covid happens?
>missed out on TRLV
>>62671033no but my dick is about to be>if you know what i mean
>>62671038that was my thought process a few months ago when that ebola shit on that one ship happened
>>62671033why does this thing have chicken legs?
>>62671038opportunity cost
>>62671042I'm gonsidering it... remember when that other healthslop company randomly 100x'd for a day too?
After all why shouldn't I buy some pink sheet shit company stocks on the off chance that some other stock moons and people typo the ticker and pump the pink sheet company by mistake boss?
>>62671047the divvy will provide in the interim
>>62671045You are gay
>>62671001>>62670994vox populi is where it's at>>62671001i like waging holy war with spain or raking in the gold with venice
What if a rate hike happens? What if a rate cut instead? What happens to SOXL in both cases
>>62670635
>Sapporo beer moving production to US from Canada on tariffs, per FP
>>62671067America wins again
>>62671053thought about trying this with TLSA but figured done one is that retarded
>Sell Coreweave>Look at it few hours later>+15 %Really makes me think i'm living in Trueman Show. Well, i hope the audience likes all the weird porn i'm watching.
it's overhttps://x.com/OpenAI/status/2097374640582668336I think we have around a year left until we're living in the Terminator cinematic universe
>>62671072we do
>>62671076>I think we have around a year left until we're living in the Terminator cinematic universeGod I hope the AI needs human collaborators because I'd do it for free.
>>62671067>the most ass beer at pf changs will be made in america now>we've made 30 new jobs (automated soon)>it only cost us 600,000 jobs in the auto supply chain>"We're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, 'Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore, Mr. President, it's too much.' And I'll say, 'No it isn't. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!'"
>>62671076As long as I get my T1000 wife who can shapeshift into anything I imagine. My future dragon-slime-futa-loli-wife will more than make up for the mega-panopticon being created.
S&P will lose %1 everyday for the next 12 years. The United States will experience a lost decade pushing millions into poverty. Social security cuts will also be implemented in December causing weeks of unrest before the government cracks down hard and pushes for a permanent police state all over the country. A cashless society with heavy surveillance is our future now.
>>62671076Kino…. KINOOOOOOOO
>>62671076like how can AI hurt you nigga just close the laptop and walk away
>>62671045Do you even know what the term you’re using actually means? Get lost gay retard
>>62671086>none of this benefits Israelyou better mean those social security checks are going to Israel for this to be believable.
AOC PLS!
You bitches buy BE like I said
>>62670639drink while youre day tradingtakes the edge off
>>62670630my skhynix bags are still red lol. I need like another 15% pump to break even
>>62671076
>>62671076I'll get worried the day that OpenAI fires all its human engineers
Can chatgpt do this? *Loses alot of money on NIO*
>>62671098jesus christ have you been holding that shit and not even averaging down since IPO?!
this new chatgpt model may actually be it, still doesnt mean all the semi and AI picks and shovels shills were correct and that their pet company will be the winner but honestly the latest model release is a game changer the solving of the Navier-Stokes problem was unreal
>>62671076When do we get to the part where RAM prices come down? Never? OK.
>>62671076>the Navier-Stokes Millennium Prize ProblemWOAH! NOT THE NAVIER STOKES MILLENNIUM PRIZE PROBLEM! WHAT NEXT?!?!?!...actually this got me thinking, if nobody can actually check the proof because the proof is so complex, then did it actually solve anything? or was there anything to even solve in the first place? is picrel the proof fellow goyim?
>>62671106nobody knows what that is
>>62671109Some dorks will confirm it (fucking nerds *spits*)
>>62671076Unless it can help me with figuring out that one puzzle in the Water Temple, I can't be bothered.
>>62671109If terrace tao starts getting concerned then I would worry about things. Otherwise who the fuck cares what slop marketing comes out from scam altman.
my stocks are kinda flat
>>62671106There will be a better model every few weeks And every few weeks will be "this modelmis it"
>>62671086More like the dollar will lose 1% every day so all that social security shit can keep afloat until the boomers go extinct.
>>62671109didn't you see the pic? we'll finally be able to 3d render whirlpools correctly bro. This changes EVERYTHING
>>62671119>terrace taoTERANCE PLS, BE MY QUANT
>>62671028kek it'll work out in the end anon>>62671087>picrelated
>>62671122the AI is so good now the poor bastard who factored RSA 260 last week got accused of using AI , when you put his result 4397328654844826923795068102505872571721883526553349659561256924505973939597593482272505698004801207988043088656411102133523080581 into AI at least on the hour he posted the answer AI models were freaking the fuck out thinking you were a super genius
>>62671128Yea this happened in the past and will continue to happen
>>62671119terrence tao was quite AI-pilled when I watched some of his recent interviews
>>62670468Bamp
New>>62671138>>62671138>>62671138
>>62670540>Is NKE a good investment?not any more, they are going broke being woke
>>62671076kek
>>62670465*hugs you closely*
