>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/old thread:>>62672017
I'm Abdi
need android gf
My PhD contract ended today. I'm officially unemployed and still have 3-5 months of work to do before I can defend. I'm tempted to try making some money day trading.
good morning sirs.anything to slurp?
Semibros, I was happy yesterday...
Can't believe my Nokia is green while everything else dumps. Are these things made out of oil longs?>>62673223Good luck. Look up day trading win ratios before you start.
>>62673229Yeah I'm aware of how fucked the ratio is. Still though...
>>62673223just go for swing trading instead
>>62673224Lockheed is still cheaper than it should be rn..
Taco will deliver today, I have faith
>>62673224GOOGL looks to be really cheap atm. But you might be catching a falling knife, I set up a buy order at 333 yesterday which didn't go through, woke up today only to see it at 330.
Also I'm selling my ORCL today, no way I'm risking it with earnings shenaniggas tomorrow.
>>62673243God damn google, I boughted it for 353 :/
I will be very disappointed if the markets don't deploy the V today boss.
Why are companies like microsoft even publicly traded? Don't they have enough capital that they don't need my extra 200 dollars I scraped together by skipping starbucks?
>>62673257They have been trading for longer than you have been alive and didn't always have enough capital little zoom zoom.
I am still losing money on SNXX>so close, yet so far away editionthank you for your attention to this matter
KMB is one of the largest positions in my portfolio now.GOOGL is cheap.Nigger Wednesday
>>62673257so kikes could invest in them and have a say in their policies
>>62673261>that imageShe should just get her mother to do it for her boss.
>>62673257They needed capital when Billy looked like this.
Another week, another GGLL buy. Do I buy $5k or $10k?
>>62673264>KMBIs she related to Caitlin?
>having your tongue all the way inside the asshole of a beautiful woman while she releases a stinky fart straight down the back of your throat, making you violently cough and retchbuy (female) natural gas
>>62673257The stock market isn't about funding anymore. It's about becoming rich through buybacks. The exact opposite
Pbr.a lmao easy money
>>62673278or dividends I guess, Hard concept to grasp for newfags either way.
>a new day>new lossesIs buy and hold the ultimate humiliation ritual after all?
>kog at 302time to get in lads
>>62673281Dividends feel more ethical because its not pumping the stock price.
I am not selling today. I will be buying at The Open and selling at exactly 3:25 boss.
>>62673243>google cheapdon't you retards understand that most of their earnings is just accounting. It is at a PE of 33 and half of its growth is cloud
No giga semipump after OPENAI made human intelligence obsolete? I guess I am slurping
>>62673288babe the forward p/e is 21 and the anthropic and spacex stakes have value whether you choose to acknowledge it or not
Okay I think kmb is gonna pump here pretty soon guys. Just got off the phone with him.
political posting is ramping up, gonna hide in here
>>62673297If we don't pump here it's just going to masturbate the problem and cause further losses for everybody boss.
>>62673295>forward p/e is 21opeartional or BS PE, don't get me wrong is my number 1 company in my portfolio but it isn't a bargain. Meta is much cheaper and will yield higher returns if you are buying now
guysoil
>>62673293They fell for the “stole it” psyop
Everything is fine.
If you are a tech bull Nvidia, AVGO, Meta and KOSPI are better buys than Google by a lot. AVGO is dirt cheap and will x2 in 2 years if their projections are true
>>62673288It's funny using google's AI to ask if google is using financial bullshittery to mask its bad earnings. >" In Q2 2026, a staggering 87% of Alphabet's total net profits came purely from "Other Income". The company reported a headline EPS of $9.11, but independent analysts noted that roughly $6.26 per share of that figure was purely non-operational, unrealized paper wealth">"The primary driver behind these multi-billion-dollar jumps was a series of prescient bets on AI safety firm Anthropic and aerospace giant SpaceX. However, financial analysts warn this introduces extreme volatility. If the private market stalls or tech valuations drop later in the year, Alphabet will be forced to mark these down, which could severely crush its headline net income in future quarters even if Google Search and Cloud are performing perfectly"Uh oh stinky
>>62673299Is an uptick in pol posting bearish or bullish? Or is it just people getting antsy about midterms and rate decisions cause they don't know whether to be bearish or bullish?
>>62673312When will pol posting ever be bullish? Its usually just war crap.
>>62673308i dont use shitter but ive seen screncaps of Grok shitting on Musk and it always gets a kek out of me
>>62673308These companies are ultra analyzed and priced into perfection. They only become cheap if the market smells risk which is why semis are cheap as fuck(investing cycle and data center projects getting cancelled) and Meta is cheap (lawsuits and Zuck's retarded management). If yoy think there is arbitrage in megacaps, you don't know how to price them
>>62673287Ιt's literally 4:20 atm.
>>62673316>i dont use shitterjeets /out/ boss
>>62673308baby darling sweetheart that's just how accounting works, it's the law. google cloud is doing fantastic and so is the advertising. if you listened to the earnings report it was all very positive news. with those numbers factored in google would be at 16 p/e, which would be an extreme discount for that company, the market is obviously not pricing them on that recurring and arguably it's very discounted. you should slurp some along with some soxx.
>>62673308There are people who invest in tesla and spacex, I doubt gamblers or normies care about earnings or paper earnings that much.
Is it too late for Shipping Etfs like BWET and BOAT?
I think the original offer was better than the counter offer.
Uhh.... what the fuckI logged into my Fidelity account and it says ZERO DOLLARS
>>62673308When Google is 400 everyone apes it and wishes they bought moreWhen Google is 330 everyone fuds it And talks about the downside risk Anyways fuck bears they are all poor and gay
>they made this politicalYeah sorry, but the US is shorting Oil and buying treasuries and doing all kinds of stuff to fuck with the free market. They made this political.Let's be real, you're most likely a MAGAfag which is why you hate the criticism. If you want a bubble, you gotta head to Reddit, this is a free speech platform, patriots in control.
>>62673325They don't at all. I think the bigger issue is the AI doesn't care either. Companies are realizing how to work the AI bots scrapping data.
>>62673307Learn how the stock market works.What you are saying is not secret information. These exact high expectations are already in the price of their shares right now.
>>62673331Do you only hold options? Sometimes the bid/ask can cause the ui to do that
WHY is this NIGGER ADMINISTRATION not shorting FUCKING OIL ASAP? DO IT FUCKING RETARDS.
>>62673337No, it was all ETFs. I had to refresh the app, it came back up.
>>62673328>Black man owns chicken farmintradesting. How do i short this?
>>62673334the stock market is not a math problem angel
>>62673338It's actually a myth that the fed shorts oil. Donald is just long oil and when he wants the price to come down he sells some
>>62673345>>62673324Can you go jerk off somewhere else and stop calling random people babe.
>>62673341My questrade account is all calls and it frequently does this where it says down 100% kek
*signwhy did we dump this time?its so tiresomeare we seriously crabbing for months now and going on with it four months?
>>62673328Ehh nah.>*ring*>hey dude send me 50 chickens>1 month later>*ring*>gib 50 chickens again man>he only eats the chicken breastEquity cuts that process out by just giving him a check every now and then. Especially better if the lifetime supply is corporate tier ie>lifetime supply denotes 52 chickens per year, delivered in 4 installments annuallyI'd rather have equity that pays out $1000 a year.
I am a financial nihilistNothing matters
>>62673353Did you miss the US blowing up 4 oil tankers?
>>62673312When I go to the zoo the monkeys better be playing or fighting or something. Sometimes they're not. Either way I get a gyro ot hot dog if they only got that
>>62673343Von Miller is a country black (good ol boy). Definitely don't short this man's farming operations.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62673353>US reelects someone who was actually retarded even before the Alzheimer's kicked in>why is everything falling apart? real fucking mystery anon
GOOG is such a piece of shit
>>62673361LET'SFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62673363>elect a clown>get a circus
>>62673360I just hate the cowboys>Go Birds>>62673361Based.
Lol wheres the gamestop shill. Wheres le fucking pump on gamestop/ebay? Kek baggie
>>62673348>randomi know it's you darling. and i can just use my imagination i know enough about you, and i already did this morning.
DO YOUR PART AND BUY GOOGL RIGHT NOT YOU DONT WANT TO BE RICH NIGGERS???
Holy Fuck.Dont look if you are feeling suicidal.Dont Look
>>62673366a circus would have clussy at least we don't even get that
Slurped some googlies at 330
>>62673372>SPY down 0.3%What the fuck are you looking at?
One of the two stocks I partially sold yesterday -_____- yeah it pumped further. Fuck I chose the wrong one to sell in irder to deleverage
>SKHY mooningFinally. Makes me a bit sad I missed out on 5 shares since I panic sold some when it dropped to $150...
Well hello...
>>62673365kill yourself you pedophile faggot
My entire portfolio depends on the credit worthiness of anthropic and amd currently
>>62673371Its dumptember I'll slurp some under 300 eom
ayo CRDO
uh oh KLAR sisters....I might have to use their services to finance my frozen pizza investments at this pace....
>gamestop is actually making me a lil cash何だ????
AMZN closing in to 250. Might have to slurp.
Driving in my car today I heard this on the radio and I thought of the schizoWOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOWhttps://youtu.be/xJZF-skCY-M
>>62673358us should be blown up instead for peace finally
aieeeeeee the dreaded red ID I am marked for heeming
>>62673398You got a license for that song m8
LET ME GET OVER YOUTHE WAY YOU GOTTEN OVER MEYEAAAAAH
>>62673312It’s tied completely to the election cycle and its literal Indian shills
>>62673335if you look at the expectations you moron you can see that the forward PE ratio of AVGO and NVIDIA are commical as the market is more bearish on semis than they should do the fake bubble narrative
every single day my copper stocks make 5-10% literally free money
-_- wow this debit spread lost so much value from yesterday, I mustve been bamboozled witha rip off price.
Why is KMB shitting itself?
>>62673358Orange nigger should keep blowing up oil tankers until my XOM hits 200 tbdesu
APP and RDDT are primed for slurping btw>>62673411copper computer has been treating me well but 5-10% a day is crazy talkwhat kinda option leveraged bs you sticking your money in cuh
>silverwhat happened?
>>62673384hope you went short
>>62673312If I had to theorize it is lowkey bullish because the effort is in the direction of orange man bad, most likely exaggerated and thus primed for surprise upside
KLARBROSEMERGENCY MEETINGTHE $14 WAS BROKEN
>>62673361Based >picnotrel
>>62673211This OP is too foreign and I don’t like it. Deport this nigger back to Eurostan.
Aplologize
>>62673426Imagine those hands wrapped around a big nigger dick.
SLURP
>>62673240But it's Wednesday, captain
>>62673429My sincerest applologies.
I'm the only one here still holding on to MDNA
>>62673431this nigga slurping doo doo water
>>62673376You dont wanna know.Some things are better left unsaid and unseen.My Bags... My Losses... They are enormous..Will to live fading...
>>62673415oil up everything else down, also i don't like yields chart, looks like we are inverting again
>>62673430>imagineI shan't.
>>62673211Need a ver of this but with country
>>62673368Im guessing the gme baggie ran and hid himself he isnt responding lol. Where is le epic ebay buyout? Also that one anon who said he bought a ticket on ebay, you here? How much did you risk on that bet?
>>62673420????? Red or green? I'm afraid to check
>>62673443Liar, I know you got those images of those hands around a big black cock in your head right now boss.
SNXX.....why you no pump hard like other stocks?>>62673426Husbant girl has some really nice hands, nice and slender fingers. Would interlink with.
>oil above $100/barrel>have an appointment today>need to drive 15 mileshow will I financially recover from this?
Baron status?
>>62673288So like what if we cut the paper value of its SpaceX and Anthropic holdings by 50%, where would Googles value be?
>>62673455>handholdingAfter Christian marriage ordained by the Church of England, I hope.
Does the 2028 expiry negate the degeneracy of my position
>>62673458Just Klarna that shit.
Is it time to SHORT OIL right now or wait until 110-120?
hello what happens with the rates then??? someone tell me kindlyyyy
>>62673458I drove 160 mi today boss
>>62673465You'll have plenty of time to short. Just keep Al Jazeera open in a tab and wait for peace news. That shit will take weeks to go down to 70.
>>62673451Sorry, I don't have the little radar dish your people wear that streams those sorts of things into my EEG patterns.
>>62673455>why is SNXX/sneedisk not doing fuckallbecause God hates me personally, kek
>>62673366baby... you voted for him and were one of his bigges cheerleadersanyways soxl is up again and i'll sell a bit more if it takes out yesterdays highsjanny you will pay an enormous karmic debt trying to stand between love
>>62673473You're only lying to yourself. I know the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts boss.
>ahemSKHineY
I sold the puts. Today I will be investing in NFL and Miller Lite. Long America. Also it looks like there's a large push to keep SPX above 7650 today.
WTFWT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62673466the wellness task force has suggested "micro-hikes" as a way to possibly get the patient to accept the cure without going immediately into irrational mood swings or convulsion fits. It's a tiered approach but they really need to start at least 1bps per month and just keep a serious eye on the vitals as they can go critical reacting to even the slowest infusion manageable. this is a real life we're talking about, very sensitive case. but there's hope
>chips aren't selling off yetI'm kind of surprised.
>>62673495same
>>62673487How's Miller Lite doing these days? Last I heard of them was in the early 2000s when they were sponsoring Global DJ Broadcast lmao
>smart enough to buy Petrobras and a Norwegian ETF last year>not rich enough for it to matter
>>62673495Real chips (PEP) are down today
Chevron ALL TIME HIGH BITCH
>>62673461you can check the cashflows which is all that matters and the operational PE ratio is around 30. You don't buy business due their book value, because then you would never buy tech and your portfolio would just be small cap japanese stocks
Everyone here should realize that we aren't getting a market crash or downturn until the end of the year now, with elections coming up they will manipulate that markets to influence things, which is why back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table
>>62673495there's a triple-witching next Friday, so I wouldn't be surprised to see all kinds of bullshit til the end of this week to make room for 7DTEs and then again a whole lotta bullshit on the 18th
SOXL niggas stay winning
>>62673500>miller liteIf I wanted to drink piss, I would just have my gookfu piss in my glass boss.
Threadly reminder that if you are a semi sister, you only had 2 successful months out of the last 12.If you entered at any other point, you crabbed or lost money.
Mammary bros, I'm getting a semi if you know what I mean
>>62673500Best beer under 100 calories. When bud light did the trans shit they took over. Bud Light used to be everywhere during football season. Now the local gas stations have pallets of miller lite and michelob ulltra instead.
>>62673502>norwegian etfbased
>>62673509>mankindmet him in a NYC greenroom once because he's "friends" with the lady I was shagging at the time, didn't give a fuck who he was and insulted him straight to his face unintentionally about his faggy ass calligrophy hobby. weirdo. thought he was just some dirty dude with a fucked up ear who really loved santawouldn't shake my hand until after the show... what if i was a fan?great guy, real heart of gold. hope he's doing well. I like mankind
GET OUTGET OUT OF MY LIFELET ME SLEEP AT NIGHT
what buy lads
>>62673509I member that match, he actually chokeslammed him through the top of the cage boss.
Yikes. Thinking it's time to dump these GOOG bags.
>>62673502Pbra is trading at 20% of XOM. Be patient grasshopper
>>62673533and it always will because its brazilian
Where the fuck is Barak Ravid when you need him.
>>62673516Truuuue. I only drink Litovel Černý citron but you guys probably don't have that over in the US.>>62673521Sounds attractive if they actually steal market share from Bud Light, especially with the stock being in a 5Y ditch right now.
OIL.
>>62673533Everything trades at 50-20% of XYZ-US corp.
>>62673518If you bought literally any time before the May pump you would be up no matter what. Either way memory/semis are a 2-3 year lock as long as Trump can't stop using AI to grift.
I bought so many cheapies today. Everything is on sale. Thanks Trump
>>62673539We have other beers, like Budweiser (which is the King of all beers).
>>62673534Lulas government fucking with gas prices, thats why pbr was so cheap, fucking socialists wont let you make money, thats why i sold half my position couple months ago
>>62673546you said marvell wouldnt pump past 220 its at 240 now
>>62673530>BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY THAT KILLED HIM! AS GAHD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!Good ol' JR was pure kino that night on the call
>>62673546we're pretty close to ATH desu
>>62673518>2 successful months>SOXX almost doubled in two said months>Only started dumping in JulyAnon...I...
>>62673552Which is wild because shit like googl, nee and UNH are at monthly lows and down like 20% despite making up a significant portion of economy. When money comes back we will easily smash a new ath
>>62673546You bought too soon Triple F. I was going to buy calls at the opening, but I didn't like how the line looked on my chart, so I'm going to wait for a better entry and enter with some significant leverage Mr. Fucker.
>>62673509>>62673530>>62673551Zoomers will never understand how cool wrestling was from 1996-2000. Good thing there aren’t any of them in this thread.
I thought the Iran War ended 6 months ago, what happened?
>>62673560Cope. Everything I bought is pumping. Scared cash don't make no money boss. You gotta buy when the alerts go off even if it feels bad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62673563I dunno man, when Hulk Hogan changed his name and his crew started trying to take over the world I kinda thought that whole arc sucked and moved onto other things, mostly Phantasy Star Online boss.
>>62673555If you entered at any point in June, no matter when, you are down a lot.
>>62673566Gas is hitting ATH again even with Trump spamming the news with Venezuelan oil. It's getting close to midterms...
>>62673411Enjoy it while it lasts, sister. You realize eventually it will reach a saturation and thereafter it will go down from profit taking or macros?
>>62673567>Scared cash don't make no money bossMy cash has no sentience, it feels nothing and still makes me interest sitting there. Fuck off and stop spewing these statements that are categorically false boss.
>>62673518As a heavy bagholder that bought slightly below the top I'm kind of annoyed at how much did chips dipped, but I doubled down into gookstocks and I'll just baghold until the next leg up and keep selling after about 10% above ATH or until the thesis breaks. The thesis is only strenghtening and gains/visibility is still impoving, so I hope to get out this year, probably rotating into gold/SaaS or whatever seems reasonable at the moment.For now I'm not really concerned.
>>62673573Probably because even if that deal happens it will take years to eventuate, the SPR isn't even built to store Venezuelan crude oil which is very high in sulphur
KXIAY looked like it was staging a nice little recovery, then boom, red dog dick candles. I am so close to breaking even on this shit it's fucking teasing me.
Squadala, we're selling off
2 more days til Jewish new year
>brent oil at 101 with no TACO in sightevery time the government has ever tried to intervene and suppress prices in commodities, it always ended up backfiring and making the situation worse. why did bussy think this time would be any different?
>>62673585On 9/11? LMAO
Welp. Glencore just made me a millionaire.
>>62673566>warLet me stop you right there. It's not a war, if you say "war" then you have to pay extra benefits to the American teenagers that got slaughtered over there.>endedIt ended exactly according to plan and what we're in now is more like an extended director's cut. But don't worry anon, Israel is safe. And no matter how much the American people have to pay in the lives of their children, or in economic pain, or treasure, Trump is willing to pay that price on behalf of all of us. Say thank you.
>>62673587Kushner and Witkoff are in Russia trying to get a peace deal over there now after their failure with Iran, Trump is trying desperately to achieve something before midterms
>>62673587Because he's a filthy homosexual that tried to force the invisible hand of the market to jerk him off.
>>62673518I'm too lazy to fact check whether or not this is actually true, but be that as it may. S M H and SOXX are still up 76% YTD after the recent correction. So those 2 months must have been enough to easily outperform the Nasdaq and S&P500 massively.
>oil computer
Yes sure in the light of the events currently happening this straight pump up makes total sense
When you’re sleeping the bussy man will come and short your commodity. It only works during low volume so please be patient.
GUYSWHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH OIL
So the US forces sunk no less than 5 of the remaining Iranian flagged oil carriers boss.
>>62673587Tbf it did work until we blew up those boats
IM FUCKING RUCH GODBLESS THE HOUTHI’SSSS
>>62673622You're rich because oil went up like 2% today? Man, you thirdies really have some mild expectations, I'm almost a bit jealous, I wished I could get this excited and happy over single percentage gains.
>>62673615The USN has destroyed 10 so far, Iran attacked a tanker off Iraq and UAE and pushed the US' shit in at their base in Jordan as a responsehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/QFShTr7XVsY
Raising rates is just gonna hurt the housing market
>>62673629We wasted more interceptors last night than all that we've produced since the war began.
grok, what is leverage? And no, I don't mean the one in regards to negotiations
Today’s Apple live event is gonna pump Klarna, right?
>>62673615Is the US retarded? Now inflation will definitively pick upHas Trump finally transferred to Bane mode? Crashing this market with no survivors?
>>62673642>Should have thanked Mr Beeeeeeeerg
damn woke up early for this?
>>62673644
>>62673644they want a crisis so they can transfer wealth to theirselves while middle class bleed and get fucked even more
>>62673654Will some of the poor die though
>>62673636That sounds like lies from the LAMESTREAM media. We have infinite interceptors. And the people saying that in order to produce more Patriot and THAADs, we rely on critical supply chains from our NATO allies, like Norway, are lying. Imagine if we just went around sticking our dick in the ear of every one of our allies for two years for no fucking reason or tangible benefit, before we desperately needed their help. Haha. We would be fucking retards. Imagine if we were so retarded that we started a war where we needed a ton of interceptors and we didn't bother to fucking count how many we had.
>>62673654How aboutt the middle class stops being retarded for once and just buys the dip when the crash comes?
>>62673630The housing market needs to hurt, it needs to be tarred and rolled over into the pavement. Boomers need to learn they arent sitting on 800k of plywood
>>62673644>Is the US retarded?Yes.
>>62673657yes, most likely>>62673661your average middle class guy doesnt know shit about investing other than 401k
>>62673661You know there's 401Ks and pension funds heavily invested into the market so if there's a crash and you're retired/about to retire you're fucked, right?
I will be slurping all the way down to the 2nd Great Depression
>hold oil>portfolio stays greenLiterally that simple, like seriously? lol lmao
>>62673636Well that's amazing, seeing as how the war never started boss.>>62673644These fucking goat fuckers don't understand anything unless you hit them where they store their oil boss.
>>62673672buckle up cause its gonna get even better
NIGGERS
>>62673644wtf is that real
>>62673672I hold VOO and my port is staying green.
>>62673672John Kruk asked what "Oxy" was during the phils v Astros last night.>was this a buy signal?
I slurped.>>62673644inflation was going to pick up with buying back the bonds, this is peanuts.
brent 101, love to see it
>>62673668the average crash / bear market only lasts around 6 months. No one is forced to liquidate their entire portfolio at the exact bottom of a crash. If you do that, it's entirely on you. Retirees would ideally sell a 5% portion each year.
>>62673687IRGC ready to collapse, SOON!
Gas is like 4.30 per gal rn in my area
>>62673689it does not last 6 months it often takes years for market to reach back when theres a big crisis
>>62673685And yet 33% of people are still permabulls who don't see the FED hike in a week coming.The only question is whether it will be a 25 or 50s bepis hike
>>62673689>>62673692well which is it?!
>>62673630dude 700k shack LMAO
Bessent
>>62673691i love collecting wagie coins
Bessent Tells Yen Traders 'I Am the House Now
>>62673615They weren't all Iranian-flagged. They were just used by Iran
>>62673699sp500 took 2 years to get back to its original position during 2022 crash
>>62673704The house always wins
>>62673689A crash of 20%-40% takes 1-2 years to recover, 40%+ it takes 3-6 years on average, good luck having no money for years, you would be forced to sell your equity at a loss to survive your day to living if you're retired
>>62673705dont engage the tripfag that dude is unironically a 50 year old geriatric kike
I AM THE HOUSE NOW
>>62673708day-to-day living*
>>62673687A+ headline dat kike needs a raise
+0.033 kek
>>62673712senior moment
>>62673711>>62673704don't let me down you gloriously catty bastard
so will yen go down to 150 bros
10 year spiked. It’s over
>>62673709Yeah trust the zoomer who just started growing pubes in May, I'm sure he's seen it all boss.
>>62673698the fed isn't hiking babe. even if you believed that it was about killing inflation it wouldn't matter because there is enough demand for credit to keep rates higher than the fed funds rate, raising the interest rate floor wouldn't change the market one bit. ai is a real growth engine and it is acting as a magnet for capital. they're doing a kabuki dance but it's just for the big money to trade around
Someday I'll beSomething much more'Cause I'm bigger than my bodyGives me credit for
Will soon have enough money to replace my female broker with Anri Okita.
Im full porting to Orange Lion as soon as i get rid of all my bags.
>>62673711did he say that with a significant level of smuggery or did he say that deadpan?
>>62673722>raising the interest rate floor wouldn't change the market one bitGet this fucking retard back into his containment thread on /bant/ boss.
>>62673706Huh? From the peak of 2022 to a new ATH, it took exactly 11 months. The 2022 crash is hardly even noticeable on a zoomed out graph now.
>>62673704>this nigger is going to be trumps fall guyLiterally has the face a goyim mongoloid Chud.
Buddy take a look at 30-year-treasury-computer!
>>62673734its not a good idea to look at zoomed out graph and decide that way cause number always goes up and smaller numbers will take little space on the graphthat aside it took nearly 2 years to get back to the same point unless you start counting it from the bottom of the crash
>>62673722>babeposter is always right>>62673730>confirmed (faggler is always wrong)Debate over. There will be no hike. Screencap this.
>>62673711is this normal? i know nothing about international fiscal policy as it pertains to the yen so genuine responses would be educational
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAINS BESSENTI will end you.
>>62673711SAY MY NAME
>>62673657I'm going to cancel my Goyify subscription now that I know he's benefiting from it. Nigflix I already cancelled years and years ago when I realized they started manufacturing old footage to make documentaries
What's this pattern called?
>>62673708>sell your equity at a loss to survive your day to living if you're retireThats when you find out the "equity" was never yours to begin with, but rather you were just "holding onto" it for a while
>down 3% already todayI think it’s over bros. Brent hitting 100 is the sign that it’s all over and it’ll be a bear market from now on
>>62673755niggercattle pattern
>>62673711>I am the houseSCOTT PLS!
>>62673759Even my New Scale Power (to the moon) is red boss.
>>62673759Yup. History books will mark August as the start of the bear market.
>>62673759oil almost hit 120 months ago and shot right back down after another fake ceasefire
>>62673771>History books
>>62673644the whole point is to pump Trump's oil bags
gonna take a nappy and hopefully soxx will be 540 when i wake up. i love you babe and believe it or not things are going to be ok, financially speaking. i know you don't want that because inside you're hurting and you want everyone else to feel that and that's ok i guess but it's ok to hope also. prosperity won't fix it all, believe me, but it's not a bad thing and it helps.
>>62673773The history books are going to be written by the people who take trump out of power, so they're going to be wrong about everything boss.
dont look. uninstall your broker app. just do other things. LOOK AWAY
>>62673772Yeah but the age of manipulation is over now though. It’s just slowly going up. Oil is a stable coin. And Drumpf would rather let the world economy burn than accept defeat
Children outside of my house of the age of 3-7 are listening to the Blade Techno Rave Scene song on a portable radio. Yesterday they were blasting Beat It.
Time for MU to start crabbing down to yesterday's prices.
man where’s my taco is been so many months. After June he just stopped tacoing what happened
>>62673782mabe you should go outside and sermonize them about the great satan and how to avoid doing his bidding by listening to devil musicthe neighbors ill revere you as the resident holy man
>>62673728Orange Lion saved my coworker's money yesterday when they blocked her leaked credit card info from being used. Bullish.
>>62673711god damn what is it with gay guys and having these huge egosmusk, bessent, altmanthey're all fucking psychopaths and they all have this weird autistic stutter like they're about to cry
>>62673755The Goyim Obliterator.
>>62673790they speak almost in a monotone and stare blankly when talking and occasionally stutteryou'll immediately clock it in all those types when you hear them talk
I bought the bussy blip and tossed a few more into JEPQ
Why don’t you guys do dividend investing, feels good getting $600-$1k in divvies every few months.
>>62673790That's what being immune to pussy does to a motherfucker>>62673787I think it's based >>62673750https://youtu.be/sQgd6MccwZc
>>62673772There was still plenty of oil in the SPR at that time You can't say something will be just like last time when other things have continued to deteriorate in the meantime
um has anyone seen bussy? oil is getting a little high.
>>62673797what is your average div yield?
>>62673750bussyent
>>62673790Thiel too.
XOM shareholder reporting in.
>>62673797I do it, but nobody listens to me. The zoomers prefer reassurance to actually doing something that works boss.
Are there any klarners left lmao?
>>62673782brats need correction
>>62673809I’M NOT SELLING!
>>62673805yeah and kushner but he hides it wellI'm starting to think there's a pattern with these peopleI'm scared to hear david ellison talk I might never recover if I go down this rabbit hole
This market is very strong and the crabbing is healthy. If you don't get it then you're just ngmi. There's going to be a very violent bullrun within a year of this post.
>>62673814kill yourself you fucking pedophile faggot get the fuck out of this thread
>>62673806My only regret is not buying more
>>62673809I find your ID colour combination very bullish, not selling twice as hard now.
>>62673818look out we got a badass over here on 4channel.org
>>62673777>the people who take trump out of powerThose KIDDOS can try>FOUR MORE YEARS>FOUR MORE YEARS>FOUR MORE YEARS>FOUR MORE YEARS
>>62673818>kill yourself you fucking pedophile faggot get the fuck out of this threadHe's not the guy stalking his neighbors children like you boss.
I support the IRGC
>>62673828Don't throw this at me, kid stalker.
>>62673755If you zoomed in even more it’d be even more biggerer
>>62673827I support total sandnigger death
>>62673827
>>62673829you never deny being a kike "boss" go and read some of your talmud
>>62673831including Israel, right?
>>62673831It’s cringe to be a Zionist in 2026
bond traders called Bessie's bluff with a fury passion and fucked the market along the way. thanks soros junior very cool.
>>62673834Especially Israel
>>62673826Sorry that I'm not living in a wooden McMansion with a cat and a gookwife
>>62673818>get the fuck out of this threadnow now, /smg/ is for everyone, lolicon AND chud, janny AND tranny, mumu AND bobo, snibs AND swan.... We all agree on no JEETS though, correct?
-1.82% today.Tomorrow is TACO day, right?
Baking give me a sec guys
>Trump Admin. Official: Treasury Buyback Increase Is Part Of Ongoing Approach - Fox Business- Buyback Announcement Builds On Prior Enhancements
>>62673842trannies, lolicons, jeets and kikes gtfo
>>62673845They could just end the war though
>>62673842based, /smg/ is inclusive, jeets need not apply
>>62673797High 6 figures in SPYI, QQQI, and BTCI. Feels good.
>>62673835No it's cringe to curse yourself to an eternity of damnation because you drank the Orange Man bad flavored Kool-AId boss.
>anons saying GOOG is downyeah I'm not gonna check my portfolio today. If you don't see it, it didn't happen
>>62673856It's down bigly. The downest it's ever been (since I bought it).
Nu>>62673854>>62673854>>62673854Nu
Call me Bogstradamus
>>62673856Who gives a fuck
>>62673817So should I swing trade MU?
>>62673848Stop being antisemetic
>>62673846buy TRLV btw
whoa! cheapies!
What are your recurring investments? I have VOO SCHD and BTC
did any of you ninjas get in on SPACESEX today?
>>62673931>still no ai robo maid gf/bfim not giving money to elon yet
>war starts escalating even harder>months of pumping and dumping memory and semis>potential rate hikes>QQQ barely moving>they start buying the fuck out of memory and semis when you least expect itthey're evil
>>62673842Agreed, no jeets
