>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62673854
if you're suffering right now, know it will be ok>picrel
bussy do something oil is too damn higher forget about bonds for a minute.
>>62674553Thanks bro I needed it. Just got done slashing my arms up for the day.
>>62674553Swear the use of the word demon has 100x this past month. What's with the Gen A obsession?
>>62674553I went to the bank and rolled quarters today. >Feelsallinman
NIGGERS
>>62674556Sand nigger kek.
>>62674560Satanic has also been up the past 2 years, mainly due to thirdies.
>>62674546Never seen the market this kiked out
>>62674561Gotta get those semiquinncentennials man
big dog cramer posted about oilmake sure you get out before becoming a baggie!
>>62674553total migger death
For me, it's Burgundy.
>>62674564Im old, satanic has come and gone since the DND scares. Demon though. Thirdie makes sence. So many 22 yrold favalla and SEAMonkey tradcaths here now.
fun little game you can play>pick meme stock of your choice>look up "[stock] reddit">chances are you will find one with 1000+ followers>???>enjoy infinite copiummy favorites are hgraf and grrr
>>62674574I'll save that money and buy a kilo of silver
>>62674576For me, it's laughing at the posts about GRSD (formerly GAMB). So glad no one was shilling that here, lmao. Imagine being dumb enough to fall for that.
>Direxion Daily Semiconductor Bull 3x ETF>MicroSectors Gold Miners 3x Leveraged ETN>MicroSectors U.S. Big Oil 3 Leveraged ETNs due February 17, 2045Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon is too busy editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Is there one bull left?
>>62674583>(You)
>>62674576>Its rigged!I used to laugh at the retards who thought a 54 trillion dollar market was manipulated, but what they did to Aschenbrenner is wild. All in plain site with zero repercussions.
>Michael Burry says he is covering part of his short positions and reducing the size of his bearish bets on Nvidia and CoreWeave.
>>62674591Citadel putting out a fake rate hike scare was so funny. So glad that they can't do that again to pick up cheapies now that the market knows better.
>>62674581I'll buy a share of SNDK
How many DIPS are left TO BE BOUGHT until we PUMP HARD TO +8000 FFS TRUMP STOP THE COUNT STOP THE WAR NIGGER RETARD OIL IS SPIKING TO 100USD.
>>62674594Concerning as a bull
>>62674588yes, and it's me
The jews always win
It would appear as if I am going to get out of the day with a slight profit boss.
>>62674591my favorite part is when the ruggedtards go on about short interest and teaching short sellers a lesson and how the squeeze is just around the corner! (they do no know a single greek letter)
>>62674594Is he closing his MU shorts?
>>62674605they think alpha is the guy who gets to fuck their wife
>>62674610>implying they are cucks and not homosexuals
fuck it i just sold everything to gamble it all on KLAR $15 calls
>no cute girl>no anime girlJust not going to buy whatever you're shilling.
>>62674620intelligent investor
I have some financial research to report:The grocery stores are stocking up on Halloween candy alreadySpooky Rally confirmed
>>62674625I thought Tomo was SOXL?
>>62674625A mentally challenged tranny
>>62674630Oh wait Tomo is TQQQ, I'm retardedPower ten minutes please though
>>62674627Look I know you kids like your Halloween, but this upcoming election is the most important election in history boss.
I wonder what the last iPhone will be named. iPhone 30? 40? 50?
Man wtf is wrong with Indians, not even most thirdies act like this.
>>62674638>>>/int/
SKHY LFG!!!!
$2,000 fucking dollars for 256 gigsApple is back, baby
>>62674636they'll stop at 20 and start releasing.....the uPhoneor xPhonewhatever sounds gayer then
>>62674638Izzat. Fucking people over is encouraged.
>>62674556the bonds are high because of the oil
power five minutes pleasekevin you can fix thisplease
Is NVDA too much of the S&P500 to grow much higher or is that just normal market sentiment?
>>62674654it can grow but the current admin is gay and people are too scared to invest
Every two days you’ll lose %1 for the next 8-10 years lol. If you haven’t moved heavy into bonds you’re a brainlet.
>>62674644the samsung foldable was my favorite phone ever but that piece of shit screen cracked after 18 months. wonder how much better the tech has gotten?
before you ask7% down
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-n!?!?
I think a Djinn is having sex with the market right now boss.
>>62674665I am close to 0%
>>62674667not even gonna look
>>62674667Today: -0.82%This Week: -1.60%This Month: -1.17%This Year: +28.87%From Peak: -3.86%12 Months: +14.24%not good!
>>62674667-1,2% today.Midweek is uhhh like -0,5%.
>>62674667-0.46%
>>62674667+1,00 %
my account has been in a shallow upward crab since the end of may
>>62674667Only +0.11% but if you daily compound that, it's a rate of like +30% over the year
>>62674667-0.55%
I preferred it when jerome was around
just got off the phone with my foid brokershe said my bris is scheduled for tomorrow bros I'm finally gonna start making real money
>>62674669as in overall? like you used to be down but you recovered?
>>62674667-0.01%
>>62674667down 0.47%, so apparently beat all 3 indices
>>62674667-0.03% today-10% this monthFml
>techgreenforanotherdayGODS
>>62674667+.65, boring day, didn't make any moves.baby i really care about you. hoping you will open your heart again and let yourself be happy and loved.
Does anyone have the dancing tinny webm?
>>62674667>down 0.16%Gonna have to poop a second time today.
>>62674687Today
>>62674667-15.82% gambling-1 cookie
>>62674588I trust the cult
>>62674667My gme is up 5% and my gmews are up 4.5%, port up 6% overall
>>62674710>G MEWS
>>62674701well thats nice. i need someone to comfort me, pat me on the head and tell me everything will be okay and i will recover my losses
How will the stock market react when trump realizes his invasion has failed and cost hundreds of thousands of american lives and then drops a tactical nuke?
>>62674716*holds you close and rubs your hair*Anony, this is a start of a wonderful month. Your losses will recooperate
WTI is getting close to $100 guys...
>>62674588>Is there one bull left?They have to pump the stocks, there is no other option. All the pension funds, hedge funds, big money are all in on stocks and bonds. They will print to infinity to keep the line going up.
>>62674720Oilbaggies will never get to cum
>>62674667
>>62674681Wtf is that screenshot from?
>>62674719thank you fren
I bought the dip.
>>62674721everybody is bullish on a long enough timescale
>>62674718He will never have that realization but he doesn't need it to drop a nukeIt will be green that day
This is the time to slurp, all this crabbing is the signal of a golden bullrun next year
>>62674734I sold the pump
SCHD has had it's worst 10 day run of the entire year. Worse than the peak of Iran war
>United States President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that the war against Iran will end " immediately after" midterm elections in November.>Speaking to reporters ahead of his trip to Dallas, Texas, the US president commented on high energy prices, stressing that "right after the election, oil prices are going to be tumbling down." He suggested that gas prices will decline to $2 a gallon.>Trump also noted that negotiations with Iran may resume, adding that he is "doing much more than a nuclear deal." However, he said Washington is not looking for a deal, without providing details on how the conflict could end.Please bro just one more election bro the wars almost done bro did I say was it's not even a war bro gas prices are gonna come down bro for real bro we've got a huge deal working bro we don't even want a deal they do bro just keep my homies in until I can't be impeached bro please bro I'm for real this time bro
>>62674746I've noticed
>>62674746WellIt's beating the Shit&Pisser
>>62674723hey right on brotha
>>62674747>the war against Iran will end " immediately after" midterm elections in NovemberDid Trumptard as the Iranians about that?
>>62674746>worst 10 day run of the entire year.time to buy?
>>62674751not in the past 10 days
I AM ALL IN ON>SLS+152%>HGRAF-56%>SPCX-4%>BE-3%How frogged am I?
>>62674758AAAAAAAA
>>62674760Equal Weight? How's 0% for the year sound?
>>62674760Why individual stocks instead of indices? Genuinely curious.
>>62674760>HGRAF
>>62674754He didn't even ask his own cabinet. Just last week Hegseth and goons extended deployments into 2027..
>>62674758Hey Babe, what do you think about that woman who got away with murdering her three children?
Trump went full Hebrew after telling us about America 1st
>>62674746Us divvy bros are getting fucked by the rumors of rate hikes. Gotta hope Warsh comes out very gay and dovish at the next FOMC. It's the only way to save SCHD and KMB.
>>62674771I don't believe humans have the ability to properly govern themselves. We must create a race of super intelligent robots to protect us from ourselves
Looks like America is losing its hold on Japan>https://www.ft.com/content/38d718f6-110b-4822-9403-f7d12a48cfa8?syn-25a6b1a6=1>US Treasury secretary Scott Bessent has warned traders not to bet against the yen, saying “I am the house now” following his recent intervention to support the Japanese currency.>“When we intervene with the Japanese yen, I have pretty good insight into what the Bank of Japan is going to do, what Japanese policymakers are going to do,” Bessent said in an event at Southern Methodist University in Texas on Tuesday."But this is apparently driving friction within Japan.
>>62674746It’s overbought. Simple as.
>>62674760>HGRAF>He didn't sell during congressional visit hype.Did you think it was going stay at ATH with no revenue?
>>62674747I always thought retarded people couldn't be evil because they were like dogs or something, but I guess I was wrong.
>>62674773The fund holds a diversified collection of stocks including semis, oil, healthcare and value. Their performance isn't really correlated with dividends.
>>62674763Nah, like ~50k in HGRAF, ~120k in SLS, ~10k each in SPCX and BE. Sounds unideal if I'm tbqh>>62674766I kid, 60% or so of my port is in index funds. I am still young(ish), and I felt (still feel) strongly about the momentum and possibilities of SLS and HGRAF. >>62674779Even worse, I bought a week before ATH :-)I am holding out hope that in a year or two once actual contracts and revenue start coming in it'll shoot back up.
>>62674788Also it dropped less than 1% and still beating the spah.
>>62674774I think Humans can self govern, but we've been using the wrong definition for the word human, and the animals who were mislabeled were given a bunch of responsibilities they are completely incapable of executing babe.
>>62674790Ah gotcha. Nothing wrong with individual stock plays, though I prefer to hold those short(er)-term.
I tweaked my portfolio again. This is the updated one. It has basically 1.4x exposure. Most of the leverage is in the hedges, and it has 91% gross equity including both longs and shorts, and 86% just the longs.SGRT 3 / SPMO 5 / CHAT 10 / IGM 7 / IUSG 2FDL 6 / PWV 3JQUA 4 / FMTM 3 / WTLS 5 / QFF 2RSIT 10 / FNDE 4 / DXJ 3VIS 2.5 / KWH 2.5 / SDCI 2.5 / NANR 1YGLD 6TYA 3.5KMLM 2 / FFUT 2 / DBMF 2 / CTAP 4 / CLSE 4 / MKTN 1
>>62674667Probably 0% now after today, not checking
>>62674793It's super robots or kingdom of Christ either way some problems have no solution so the solution is to remove the problem from occuring (robot enforcement) or supernatural (god). Mom said so
>>62674803>all this just to get outplayed by some random boomer buying VT
Ok, nevermind, extremely bearish
How the fuck did he get away from alimony and child support?!?! I thought that was guranteed if you earn more than the spouse and they haven’t remarried.
>>62674808I'm doing well considering I've been beating QQQ with a volatility lower than SPY.
>>62674556Am I the only one cringing at thirdies trying to be financial knowledgeable about america capital markets?
>>62674807How about just me in a Robot suit with a megaphone yelling at the niggers telling them to stop the stealing and stop doing the rapes, babe?
If you got heemed by GOOG, you deserved it.
what am I supposed to slurp when you feel like we're near the top of the AI slop bull market?
>>62674820Ride another trend friend
>>62674780There's an area between low midwit and functional retard where evil thrives. People in this zone learn enough about the would to lose the narrow perspective and rigid simplistic morals of a child or high function tard but they also lack the capacity for cognitive empathy but consider themselves smarter than moralists. This class is responsible for most of world's problems and BMW sales.
>>62674820Do what Livermore did and look at multiple markets. That way if the AI market is no longer viable, you can look for opportunities elsewhere.
>The civil war between the UAE-backed mercenaries and the Saudi-affiliated forces in southeastern Yemen is intensifying.xD
>>62674801Honestly maybe I should consider the same. I usually end up getting bit when I hold individuals long term. A long while ago when weed first got legalized in canada I had a bunch of those stocks, made a killing but never sold and never set a limit order (I was 18 and dumb lol) and ended way in the negatives.
>>62674824I think one of those is our President, boss
>>62674815If you want to patrol the ghetto at 4am so I can go for a walk and not worry about getting mugged and killed then ok but I think we need robots for 24/7 protection from ourselves
>>62674830the one you voted for and stridently supported for years? that president babe? because i never voted for any of this. i never enabled them. frankly i remember you being an even bigger monster than him.
i do however think this is a hilarious twist of fate and karma but it's less than you deserve and coming in an unfortunate package.
What's the ETF for me if I want to invest in cute little boys?
>>62674776The Japanese should be presenting their finest twink bussy directly to Bessent as a gift for saving their currency from complete implosion.
I'm 38 and never voted in my life.The older I get, the more conviction I have to never vote or be involved in politics.
also sorry for triple posting but this one is on topic, schd will stop going down when warsh does the right thing, it's a bond proxy and it only went up because of the rotation out of semis, it's in the crosshairs now and you should have exited with your 30% ytd consolation prize
>>62674844Voted for what you got
>>62674828>No publicly tradable PMC firmsI wish war had changed.
>>62674803This is mental illness. Get a fuckin' job and put it in VOO
>>62674810>guranteed ifits not especially when your spouse committed a crime. you dont pay child support to a person who doesnt have children? who also was arrested.
>>62674859Listen, I know you believe your vote doesn't matter, but this is the most important election in history. Communism, The American Dream, The Future of Israel, it's all going to be on the ballot in November. I advise you to go out to vote early and often boss.
>>62674869I'll vote for(x) fuck everything they care about
>>62674858What if Bussynt is one of those gays that hates Asians? Only big burly bears for him
>>62674869We just need to make it so you have to be a net tax payer to vote. Anyone who takes more than they put in doesn’t get a say. The kids shouldn’t get to vote on the rules of the household boss.
We would be so green right now if Donnie wasn't being a good golem for Bibi and started the Iran war.All of us would have become millionaires ITT by now because we're so heavily in the AI trade. Not even exaggerating, I was close to mil status.
I'm all in on British stocks, how fucked am I? They seem to be very good value but no liquidity.
>>62674667+0.88% huehuehue
>>62674891>value but no liquidity.which companies? Brittish large caps are liquid
>>62674882I touched 100k for like a second and then shit crashed hard. It is bothersome
i'm sorry lovebird, i want your attention so bad. i'm not holding a grudge and i'm sorry to rub your nose in things.
>>62674858Their currency imploding means they liquidate their US bonds, doesn't it? So that was more bussy saving his own hole, am I wrong, boss?
>>62674882That AI run was unsustainable. SOXL was green for a month STRAIGHT including multiple double digit gains days. It's bad for the market for one sector to win with no question every day. At some point the powers that be step in to protect the market
Soot status?
>MUI can't pooomp.
>>62674906>SKHYGODS
>>62674895Some smaller stocks, got very lucky with McBride and Ramsdens this year, for example. Also some dramatic failures. They are not sexy stocks, and usually have nothing to do with AI. Late last year I just got scared of the US market, I thought there's no way it could continue. Now I need to decide when to get back in.
>>62674905>People longed HGRAFLmao. Reminds me of my buddy who married a stripper.
>>62674902i read a really good analysis here that it's more about protecting manufacturing competitiveness and getting good value for deals already signed, they promised to invest a lot into america but if the yen keeps going down i think that lessens their obligations. the idea that japan doesn't want it's currency to depreciate is silly, it makes their exports more competitive and their boom in the 70s and 80s was fueled by a weak yen, it's just their consumer electorate doesn't like it because they want to take vacations and buy foreign wives, so they have to pay lip service to that even though it's in the countries best interest to depreciate it more. they aren't going to mass liquidate treasury bonds.
>>62674915If all women are whores may as well embrace the reality and go big Leaving Las Vegas style
>>62674902Everyone’s going to be selling bonds to the Fed sooner than later. Saving the Yen is keeping Japan geopolitically aligned with the US after ZOG completely fucked them over with their botched Iran conflict.
>>62674916Good thoughts anon ty for sharing
>>62674921i just wanna make you happy darling
>>62674901tripcode already faggot
>>62674919he didnt fuck her though--oh no, wait, no... did he? they just kissed or somethin right
>>62674899>Event ticketsWho gives a fuck
>>62674905People were shilling this garbage so hard a while back
>>62674905Any vids of her using those anal beads?
>>62674940>Any vids of her using those anal beads?this is a blue board anon
I am sorry to that guy that I told to buy ITA. I had no way of predicting a 15% drop.It doesnt make any sense at all. War economy is in full swing and yet nobody even considers wartime companies valuable?!
Are you betting against the house /smg/?
I am not sorry to the guy I told to buy Nokia. He is up now alongside me. We were green today during the heeming. Fuck the doubters.
>>62674958>skip propaganda
>>62674949More like blue balls
>>62674960Tech was up DOE
At least I'm not poor by myself. I have all of my poor friends here!
>>62674968:)
>>62674968>I have all of my poor friends here!I'll drink to that anon
>>62674899You know people need other things too.
I NEED SOMETHING TO BUY
>>62674976GOOG and AMZN are down bigly, but might be down even more bigly.
>>62674976First Majestic is no 1
>>62674984>EsG ID
i didnt buy anything today. anyone wanna gamble some 0DTE options with me tomorrow? name a ticker and ill grab a few and we can shitpost in the thread as it goes up and down waiting to see if we win
>>62674553Down $600 today Fuck
>>62675006Nigga how much is that in percents?
>>62675009A little less than 1% lol
>>62674983Why dont you join Majestic 12 in a body bag?!
>>62675011lol
so is anyone shorting UBER now that elon guy finally released the full self driving taxi
Why is it only liberals for fear Roko's Basilisk? Gee, I wonder...https://x.com/ParkerThayer/status/2097759699626328575
>>62675023>forwho*T. Phone poaster
>>62675026>poastGOD
>>62675000PPI data comes out tomorrow 1 hour before market open. CPI on Friday. You can gamble on Emini SP 500 futures. Their options liquidity is always high and you can trade them 23 hours a day. Or you can just trade the futures contract themselves. Maybe buy some puts or a straddle/strangle a few minutes before PPI/CPI data comes out.
>>62674667-0.2%
>>62675016i only short stuff when i need to completely liquidate some snot nose after i saw him eat a shrimp cocktail backwards
>>62675023pretty interesting thread, some citizen journo did the research so that we can watch the propaganda and consent manufacturing machine move in real time
>>62675016I don't short (it is gambling) but this is really bad for Uber. Another huge reason why Tesla deserves its market share too.
a NIGGERS a day keeps the redditors away
>they will need to manufacture consent to regulate something that a significant amount of people already hate
>>62675012That's terror.
>stuck on the sidelines watching memory pump>againFuck
I have 400k but its just sitting in SGOV since I'm not sure where to place it. Any suggestions?
>>62675080...Well? What are you going to do about it?
>>62675081SATA > SGOV
>>62675081SCHD might be of interest to you.
>Check BYND>It's $10>after a 30-to-1 reverse-split
Holding SGOV from the 4th -> end of month and selling before close is more profitable than just holding
>>62675080Tell me when you cave in and buy, so I know it's time to sell
>>62675081try this retards portfolio and let us know how it works out >>62674803
>>62674803I must say I do not do business with these stocks, ETFs, and companies
Dead thread
>>62674667I'm all cash right now. I'll take my +0.01% for the day off interest. Not buying till we go down hard or the fed rate / oil stop rising.
>>62675111Reddit we did it! We are all rich now!
>>62675123Oil shock's priced in
>>62675122Other thread had a better OP TBQHF
>>62674667Up like $2k or something iirc. Interesting, so many of you are down or barely up. What are you guys holding?!
>>62675156All MU. I am glad you are up 2K *kisses you*
>>62675023>Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing?? TL;DR
>>62675085>>62675115Nah, gonna wait for the dip.Learned my lesson about fomo in June/July
>>62675144Yeah, sure it is. The price of Diesel at the literal ATH is certainly not going to cause any issues. Lol, lmao, I'll get back in once oil is under $90.
>>62675088Whats the catch?
>>62675166>longingoilGODS
>>62675123At least sell CSPs to make something while you wait.
>>62675060where is this on the cheat sheet
>>62674976semiconductors baby, but really don't worry about it, i'm rich now and i'll take care of you. get your hair and nails done.
>>62675060Low iq,,,,,,you hate it because they made you hate it,,you don't have any original ideas in your noggin
>Trump says he believes Iran war will end 'immediately after' midtermsYet another September where I should have moved to cash.
WHERE IS THE ANON WHO SHILLED ME NAMS I JUST WANT TO TALK
>>62675186September is early fall and stocks always fall in summer...
>>62675170I will, 2 minutes before market close on Oracle tomorrow for earnings. That's my only play this week. This is not a good market to sell CSPs unless they are 20% OTM, IV is north of 200, and they expire the next day.
>>62675188>September is early fall >stocks always fall in summer
>>62675194It's TrudeauAlso that's a picture of me
>>62675186wasn't the plan to ramp up the war after midterms?
24hr market is a shit
>>62675184>saars, im high caste no flag saars
>>62675197Something is also gonna happen after the Xi visit because he's clearly holding back now on sanctions despite China supplying Iran.
kevin pleasebessent pleasestocks will go up tomorrow?right??right...?
>>62675151This?
>futures
>tfw no gfwelp at least SOXL didn’t dump today
>>62675184>another 1pbtid LLM shillI am being gangstalked
>>62675217>futuresGODS
>>62675168If BTC gigadumps so does the fund BUT it dumps less than half the -% of BTC eg BTC dumps -40% SATA dumps like -19% but BTC has recovered to <$60k every time so I think the risk is considerably smaller than anything else you can possibly invest in for a daily paying dividend paid to a virtually fixed 13% apy. The only real risk is in BTC basically becoming truly worthless. It's possible but highly unlikely on a year to year basis where you'd have ample time to react.
>>62675223>recovered to <$60k* >$60KBasically the fund will attempt to peg to $100 and does so more than 90% of the time. You can wait out dumps with very little risk.
reminder it's extremely obvious oil is going to all time highs relatively soon. so obvious that if you don't see it coming you probably would be considered clinically retarded a century ago.
>>62675228Everybody knowing that it will means that it won't
once the unix time stamp starts with 18, we will moon uncontrollably. it's in the algorithms. we're almost there.
>>62675193I will sell an iron condor on ORCL. Fat premia.
>>62675230there are tons of people vehemently denying it
>>62675230they're using it as a pump and dump vehicle. it's more profitable to buy low and short high rinse and repeat. letting oil run high for long is bad for everything including ultimately oil due to demand destruction
>>62675235So we're in
>>62675223>It's possible but highly unlikely on a year to year basis where you'd have ample time to react.AGI breaks 256-bit ECC, BTC drops 90% in 1 hour. That hour is 3am on a Tuesday. Good luck with your plan to get out in time.
>>626752314chan top tip: you can see the unix timestamp by looking at image filenames. It will also tell you when an image was posted
>>62675240Already priced in
>>62674746>Worse than the peak of Iran warWe haven't reached the peak of the Iran war yet
>>62674859It doesn't matter how hard you try to ignore politics, politics will never ignore you
>>62675244Speaking in terms of events that have occurred not delusional narratives derived from schizo pol posters that include faked alien invasions and multiple verifiably wrong detailing of events
>>62675242elaborate (you can't)
>>62675231ominous
>>62675240You can set a 1-2% stop loss there's virtually no consequence in selling because all your profit comes from dividend
>>62675231it was promised to us
Full ported TQQQ and UPRO
well i'm not dead lmao
any variation of my waifu's name has been added to the spam filteri call this a victory
>>62675255The Iran war is ongoing and will escalate further - we are already seeing Iranian proxy attacks in the red sea, for example and the US has no way to de escalate or disentangle from the conflict with Trump in charge
>>62675271The Iran war will escalate further than over 1,000 targets hit in <24 hours and multiple hire profile military targets being removed including leaders, air force and navy? The bulk of the Iran war is priced in.
>>62675260>stop lossget the fuck out of here with that retard shit, stop losses DO NOT WORK in 2026
>>62675255I only post about the real alien invasions.
>>62675278They don't work very well most of the time because stop losses get hunted. On this fund there's no value in holding beyond the dividend so there's virtually no reason to not set an extremely tight stop
>AFY1! too afraid to post the price
I'm taking the Pats
I boughted oil
Oh wait it's in Seattle I'm not gonna gamble on this
>>62675300Football is faker and gayer than the economy
>>62675300I’m taking a shit
r8 my port m8>from n8 to gr8
>>62675276Yes it will, wars are about more than just air strikesThere is still plenty of room for escalation in both the humanitarian and economic domains, I personally expect to see mutual denial of desalination and oil production across the gulf before it ends
>>62675271They could end the war any day. There's no clear objective anyway, so Trump could easily declare victory and leave tomorrow.
I'm writing a stock analysis app, or what can better be described as a portfolio visualization app. I'm not going to bother with a real screener since there are so many already out there.I'm wondering what features you guys think would be really helpful, especially things you haven't seen in other tools you use
>>62675314Trump declaring victory and leaving would not open the strait, this the war continues
How fucked am I, chat?
>>62675311Umaxxing kek
goodnight babe.
>>62675320>-$100holy shit it's so over
>>62675319After the midterms he has nothing to lose for putting boots on the ground.
>>62675315PE under 30 with this pattern wins 95% of the time. Wish I could upload that and have AI report every similiar company.
i slurped
>futuresKEV KEVWHAT THE FUCK
please just dump to 1500 already sandisk
>>62675233Any advice on picking a good width. Do you just put the spread at +/- 10% and harvest IV drop next open or something more narrow.
>>62675319>leaving would not open the straitwhy not? Iran closed it because they are getting bombed.
>>62675319Trump can declare victory because it mostly doesn't affect the US
>>62675342The total credit should be 1/3 the width of the strikes. The width depends on your personal risk tolerance.
>>62675320how long u hold it lol u could get the 100 bucks back in the monthly dividongs looks like u getting like $35 a month so yeah
>>62675348of course we're not talking about the opportunity cost of having ur dough in that instead of some other shit but at least it's not cash i suppose
>>62675312Yes that's why the initial scope was not just air strikes but total obliteration of thousands of targets
>>62675334everytime you've said this it dumps more
there's nothing more loathsome than watching oil run high so insiders can short it for the nth time
>>62675016google already been had self-driving taxis bro waymo bro
>it didn’t have to be this way
>BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP DEPLOYING THE SEVENTH ATTACK SUBMARINE FLEET TO THE BOND MARKETS
>>62675342I don't have a fixed schema for the width, because some company earnings I judge the likelihood of a 20%+ move to be substantial enough that I truly have to spread the wings wide. In other instances, I deem 12%> unlikely.But yes, let IV crush do all the job. Do not trust in theta burn finishing off the condor -- if there was no decisive move for your purposes, throughout the trading session the price might move towards your break even, in which case you will feel compelled to close anyway.
>>62675373subs are really good at sinking things. this is the wrong play
They need a crisis so Kev can heel turn on inflation and join the nwo with Trump and bussy to prop up the bond market and the stock market
>>62675380Bond yields need to sink or we're going bankrupt
the koreans are selling (and that's a good thing)
>>62674810>alimony cause she is a murderer>child supportThere are no children now, duh.
>PPI tomarrow>CPI friday
>do a snack run at WMT (I do business there)>see picrel>$3 on clearance, normal MSRP of $5.99>get staff to scan it and show me the store's P&L on it, which is -49%>buy all 30Gonna look great in 5-10 years
>>62675389I sold. you cant hurt me bobo.
>>62675392>get staff to scan it and show me the store'swat?they do that for customers?
>>62675397Well, it helps that I work there and they know I scoop up all the clearance LegoI emptied the entire sidekick feature kek
>>6267538340t in debt, do you have a better plan than to inflate it away and pray that Musks ketamine vision of 20% GDP growth is correct?
>>62675404do retards believe this shit?
>>62675403oh okay, you're a WMT wagiethank u for your service
>>62675404What we need is to use a little something I like to call the debt snowball
>>62675404Clinton is the only one to have actually done it. Obama and Biden clearly did not. That’s Facebook tier bunk posted by faggot boomer women.
>>62675410these numbers are just too big theyre fake they might as well not even exist
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>>62674828Pakistan might get involved due to the favorable loans they received from Saudi's would be funny if they are forced into a ground war with Iran over this.
>>62674776You don't understand what's going on
>>62674776Oh there you are babe. Losing my touch i guess.
