Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62680730
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Uma thread?
>>62681556ya
>>62681552Horsin around edition?
>>62681556>>62681560Very adorable
One last dead cat bounce today before the complete overturning of all things?
i bought WZRD for the goof and the fund has lost half of its value in a week's time
>about 1/2 of trading day gone through>trading volume down by a lot despite no earnings or newsHuh guess it really was just algos trading this one stock
I shilled a random Israeli penny last year (BOSC), up 17% on itShilling another, QTEX, makes superior cold shit required for quantum computing.
>>62681566lmfaowhat part of leveraged and it-can-literally-go-to-zero-bro is so hard to get
Markets have never ever ever EVER been this jeetkikenigged out before.
>>62681565>One last dead cat bounce today before the complete overturning of all things?Nah, just a boring meltup before the midterms. You didn't seriously fall for the brown leftypol raid from yesterday, did you?
>>62681566>Down 97% YTD
>>62681556>Live reaction as my portfolio refuses to go back to ath
>>62681552
WATAYA>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>62681552Who's this retarded OP nigger who keeps adding>https://iran.liveuamap.com/on the list?
I can't decide if I should sell my silver at a 30% loss and buy more oil, or just leave it be, or just withdraw my money and buy prepper gear
>>62681576he's an expert
>>62681593>BUYANBWET if this niggershitstockMU is red an hour before close>SELLANpotentially MU>HOLDANeither or
>>62681578Basically crabbed since June, what total bullshit
Feelin greedy for a big NVDA pump
>>62681601these thumbnails always crack me tf up but I hate how it fucks up my homepage when I save them
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon is going to say it editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62681593>WATAYA>>BUYANclosed calls this week, that's it>>SELLANNot>>HODLANTOST (I don't want to talk about it)>>PLAYANNot (Want to play the new Endless Legend)>>WATCHANHouse of the Dragon>>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slfICxJTe7Q>>READANThe noos>>EATANThai>>DRINKANKO>>FAPPANPAWGS and PAAGS >>FEELANBaseline dread
6-12 months for demand destruction to clear heightened prices, assuming no deal is struck between the US & Iran over Hormuz, and also assuming that there's a multi-point line rupture. Time will tell.
ok in all seriousness what happened today? please no memes or other stupid shit. give it to me straight.
>>62681620It's the 9/11 Witching, before the Triple Witching.Duh
>>62681620CPI became a known quantity, rate hikes are pretty well priced in, oil stopped trending, bonds seem to have leveled off.
>>62681620Blatant manipulation as usual, d'uh.
Go up higher
Honestly I don't know if we should be crying or laughing with this colossal fuck-up in Iran. He's tanked the whole stock market, the AI boom, halted Americans from getting richer, got the gas prices and inflation up, basically made them poorer and he's still at it. At least declare an invasion so we can have ONE big dip and work from there.At this rate, the Semis pump will end at the same time he leaves office, nullifying all potential gains.
>>62681620Also, I took a fat shit, 1 wiper, which is a sign from the animal spirits that augurs well.
>>62681620it's rosh hashanah
>>626816209/11
>>62681629There is a lot going right in the economy, if someone could just distract Trump from doing anything we'd probably rip. We need to give him a Special Presidential Commission on Golf Courses, or something he'd enjoy, just to keep him from doing shit.
Going to assume Leo is pumping BE, maybe big news looms
>>62681620>what happened
>>62681620Prices changed
>>62681620Just chiming in here to say I called it yesterday and made a comfy +150% on my SPY 1dtes:>>62679945
>>62681620It’s Jewish new years (literally)The financial torture propaganda matrix is taking a little bit of a break right now.It’s why the news has felt so low energy in general this past week.
>>62681651>calleditFUCKINGGOD
>>62681552love you babe. it's nap time for me. hope you are having a good day, wish you were with me. made back most the money they took from me yesterday, made a little trade too, may your recent investments succeed and make you feel good.
Pipeline pumping station doin' fine, just duct tape and it's good to go
Is an horse a athlete?
This is what I like to call a reversal candle, switch from calls to puts here boss.
BULL 9.11 eod
ADBE didn't drop...I wanted to buy some cheap.
>>62681652>the Jews!!!So cringe people actually think that a small minority of people control Wall Street
>>62681663Racing Horses actually got drug tests years before human athletes.Because when word got out they weee giving them cocaine or morphine to manipulate the betting markets it basically collapsed the sport, so drug tests was a last ditch effort to get people to bet on horse racing again. Didn’t really work.
>>62681669Relax Mr. Rabbi I’m just joking around.
>>62681670No I'll tell you what killed horse racing, it's all these fucking trainers who won't run the preakness after winning the derby. Without the hype of a potential triple crown nobody fucking cares boss.
>>62681515Nope not me. I don't post there and rarely pop by to see what those degens are talking about just to avoid it usually. Mildly concerning they are shilling it but he is right about most of it other than>ignored by wallstreetBBWI moves like 5% a day. its a turbo retard gambling chart. highly recommended. they squeeze it to the 3 month low then it nigger rallies like 10% in 1 hour over and over and over its playing 17-19 range violently but I don't see how it doesn't break to the upside long term. they got upgraded to overweight by some banker Jews to $21 target this week and then dropped from $19 to $17 immediately lmao. it also pays a hilariously large quarterly div of like 5% that they said will continue in their last earnings. Barrington capital took a large stake in them yesterday and is trying to push for a sale of the company.they are selling nightmare before christmas candles right now that are going to make a fuckton of money fyi. they make a great quality product I personally use and every Stacy I've fucked in the last decade loves their shit too.full disclosure I sold today and I would wait for sub $18 shakedown before/after FOMC next week to try to get a new entry but this shit has been my best play of the month/single handedly keeping be in the green the last two weeks>TLDR BBWI is good ticker money line go up bigly probably
That news you're anticipating? It's already priced in. You may not like it, but it's true.
horse racing kills 2000 horses each year and you should boycott it
KLAR volume completely dead again
>>62681555One day of yanbu is what 1-5 million barrel?
>>62681680:(
>>62681591Kek that picture
>>62681680How many cows and chickens are killed every year for people's Labor Day parties? Are you suggesting we boycott Labor Day?
>>62681683Anon, it's 7 fucking millions barrels a day.This shit is absolutely catastrophic. And completely muted in the MSM.
WHO'S STREET>OUR STREETWHO'S STREET>OUR STREET
>>62681591LMFAO this made my day
>>62681661It sharted itself
>>62681689They will just get those barrels from some place else, you know we have oil in other parts of the world right? If the supply is cut in one part, the market is resilient and provides increased supply from another part boss.
>>62681689Does yanbu transport 7 million barrels a day or is the loading station at the port pumping 7 million barrels onto ships prr day?
>>62681606I am fucking fucking pissed
>>62681682It really feels like a baiter’s market some days.
I was in high school on 9/11 and I’m still not a multimillionaire
>>62681698The spr has plenty
>>62681709How much money do you even need to have to be a multi millionaire nowadays? 1.1 million? 3 million? 10 million?
Is the Norweiguan Cruise Line Anon here?Is it safe now to buy? Are we on the rebound?
>>62681566holy fucking turbo retard fund. like 50% of the holdings are SPX puts... this nigger literally full ported short dated index puts.>opportunistic tradermore like fucking retarded bear doomer fund
Man I wish I sold everything in June and just bought again when it went down>b-but timing the market is le badI made big money on SNDK, sold after it started dumping, bought again after the big dump finished and sold again recently, could have made more if I had better timing but I don’t care, should’ve done the same to everything not just sneeddisk
>>62681711I’d say 2 from a technical perspective
>>62681702The pipeline itself is 7M, though from memory the ceiling is actually not the pipe but the Yanbu port. I think it was something between 4 or 5M a day. They can also play with the local storage, and surely it's full so it will take some time for the effects to be felt. Dunno if the port capacity was expanded since the beginning of the war, one would think they surely did some things to improve efficiency.
>>62681714fucking retard saved the thumbnail like a complete asshole, here's the original for everybody.
>>62681717that feels right but a multi-tool has like 6 things in it
>>62681715>could have made more if I had better timingThis thought have ruined millions of financial careers
>>62681721Damn thanks boss that blew my mind
>>62681721>retard>by accidentlmao this retard mad as fuck. thnx for the (you) boss. fucking wrecked. wasted like 30 seconds of your life hahahah
>>62681719Yea thats important
>>62681734>wasted like 30 seconds of your life hahahahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgzrslSRdjI
>>62681722Yeah 6 million has a nice ring to it doesn’t it? And nice dubs
>>62681734Triple F, how many times do I have to tell you that fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life?
Betya didnt expect to get SMIGslammed in this thread brother
>>62681715>>62681729if you martingale indexs and sell tops/buy pullbacks every like -3% drop DCA in another tranche there is literally zero way to fuck up and not make an assload of dosh/outperform VOO tards in any market other than permanent neon green line with zero pullbacksyou cant perfectly time markets but if you have an above lukewarm IQ you can certainly try do soI'm buying my first tranche of QQQM sub 290 which will surely occur next week. it was 289 this week and I didn't pull the trigger. buying indexs at the top is for goys
Last chance to liquidate before the gap down on Monday after people realize there's no oil coming out of Saudi and oil spikes to $200
>>62681620there will be no rate hike. Warsh won’t do it
>>62681760Monday is probably green desu.. they are going to assblast every bear back to the nether realm before FOMC to clear out any puts before they buy theirs at a discount. They will just lie about oil until after FOMC and then blame the market crash on Warshsomeone already posted that story about Trump telling the Saudis to cuck out of any fight. its pretty clear orange nigger wants to pump the shit some more before any more bombing. ball is in Irans court though if they want to chimp out this weekend but even if they do I feel like the Jews will just suppress the news until after FOMC
>>62681763listen sweetie, Kevin is going to listen to what his task forces tell him and then he will do what is required of him by his dual mandate boss.
Today is one of the most manipulated days I have seen in a while on the market. Algos have it pinned to close, almost like today is some kind of holiday or something. Very peculiar indeed.
kevin pleasei need more gains
>>62681766That dual mandate is 2% inflation, and maximum employment.The dual mandate is not 2% inflation adjusted for oil spikes and maximum employment.Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
I'm almost 'rupt, what should i buy with my last wage coins
>>62681765The damage is already done. It's not just about the strait
>>62681773I need any amount of gains fullstop
>>62681715>He didn’t prune in June.I warned thee.
>>62681779Is that lifeblood of the economy spilled all over the place boss?
>>62681775We have a task force that will be redefining inflation boss
>>62681593>BUYANBought Nokia ans more OML.WA>SELLANNothing>HODLANNOK, KO, OML.WA, SNT.WA, GOOG, AMZN, CDR, KLAR, BMC.WA>LISTENANOld local techstep auditions from the early 2000s>EATANPizza>DRINKANLitovel cerny citron>FEELANBreddy gud, I'm at a small house party with close frens
>>62681715I'm a big advocate for seasonality and benner cycles, both suggested 2026 to be a sell year and that mar-apr was the time to exitBut did I listen? NooooMy sister does some data entry for a small firm (it's all random funds and slow growth shit), and apparently September is when people start to buy more stuff, historically
>>62681788>close frensI'm watching RLM too!
>>62681779Bussyant said hormuz wont be a factornin two years :(
>>62681779you realize there is 0% exposure to this shit in the normie news right? they will drop it as a new TRVTH that the pipeline was blown up like next Wednesday. They wont even acknowledge this shit happened until next week just like they suppressed any news about the houthis chimping out for the last month and then released it as "breaking news" on the last day of the Jew week of mourning at the peak fear in the markets
>>62681800Scotts the house now
>>62681567>>62681564Based
Greater Israel is worth any price. All goyim should die for Israel.
What are we expecting for the weekend and Monday? I sold almost everything, experiencing serious FOMO right now.
>>62681811The market is closed on the weekend
>>62681812Is we getting a chimpout, boss?
>>62681806Kekk
>>62681765All the bears are already wiped out or retired.Who the fuck survived this 17 year bull run as a bear?Even Burry closed Scion admitting he couldn’t make it in this market..The only shorts left are MMs and Stat Arbs chasing their own tails.The hedgies are already extinct, retail bears are double extinct.Who’s left to shake out at this point? I mean come on.Really the only shakeouts that actually mattered was bull stuff like that situational awareness blowup.
i'm confused, when i look at intraday it seems like everything goes up when RSI goes oversold, there's no way it's that easy, obv you don't instantly buy but eventually it starting coming up. for example SOXL, every oversold bounces
From Rosh Hashanah to Rosh Hashanah.Jews should come to Israel.
>>62681822>RSIGODS
>>62681820>there are no bears left nigger someone just posted WZRD today and its a bear ETF they are liquidating right now that is down like 98%everyone wants to to short they just get punished every time they do. the last rally to ATH was simply because the market was heavily shorted. whenever there is too much fear (yesterday) they farm retail bears hard as fuck after
Love you fags
>>62681829Bit gay
>>62681836Nothing wrong with being a little gay....as long as you use anime images...
>>62681820Why didn't he just flip his screen upside down for the bull run? Just switch the colors of your candles nigga it's the same thing.>vid unrelated
Are we going to crash the market?
>>62681620It's a technical / blatant options market maker conspiracy to get the SPY/SPX above their put walls on a Friday. You're allowed to lose money come Monday, they aren't allowed to lose money today.
>>62681828Yeah i get that, my point is that farming naive bears doesn’t really get you much these days.There aren’t really many left.Manly because everything bear-themed, like WZRD, keeps fucking dying.
>>62681844Was being caught part of your plan?
>>62681844You tell me.(only one line out of these two gets you a real physical tangible barrel of oil)
>can't even get a decent 9/11 pumpyea I think america is cooked.
HOLY SHIT do not look at Brent crude OIL RIGHT NOW!DAVID DO SOMETHING!!
>>62681805You realize it's AI propaganda, and the pipeline is still intact, right boss?
Mamas, don't let your grand babesGrow up to date niggers !
>>62681862please do not yell, he is sleeping
>The rebels have launched waves of missiles and drones at Saudi Arabia’s energy facilities and a military base in the kingdom this week, wounding more than 70 people and causing damage to oil sites.>Saudi Arabia’s energy ministry has not identified which facilities have been hit or the scale of the damage.I guess that explains the no pipeline news
>>62681862Blow off top. Flip short now or forever hold your bussy.
>>62681778PATH.NVAX.ADBE.ORCL.FISV.PYPL.
>>62681885I would like to take a moment to thank those brave 70 people who intercepted the missiles and saved the oil infrastructure. May they rest in peace boss.
>>62681885>Attacks so devastating and powerful we can't even find the damage
Hurr durr I should read the full article before i post>Satellite imagery from September 10 showed a plume of thick, black smoke over Saudi Arabia’s Medina province, through which the pipeline runs. It was not immediately clear what caused the smoke. Saudi Aramco and the kingdom’s energy ministry did not comment.
>>62681885They can quantify the damage because it is dead. The house of zog will be forced to turn over their sovereign well fund as reparations for their genocide a decade ago
>>62681885what does it explain?
You are all going to die up here
>>62681898That's very antisemitic of you.
>>62681898So I'm going to hell AND doing it poor? This was a rigged deal
>Gold out performed every bear etf.Bros… did shiny rock boomers… win?
>>62681884To be honest, it's pretty boring to sit there as they read off the names of the 2,977 people we will never forget that we lost that day boss.
Woah!
>>62681811Small pump, Tuesday small dump, Wednesday crab until whatever they announce. Regardless we pump Thursday Friday because uncertainty is over.
>>62680487>>62680535And here we go, from CNBC>Saudi Arabian oil ministry: east-west oil pipeline shut down after attacksYou can learn a lot from OSINT.
>>62681862>10y rates creeping to 5%
The US can't go into recession anymore.Cyclical industry is only a small part of the economy now. Most of the economy is growth.
>>62681919linkI wonder if it's too late to long oil. The market doesn't seem to be really reacting.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/11/saudi-arabia-shut-down-east-west-crude-oil-pipeline.html
>>62681921We've been creeping to 5% for what feels like months now. It's not happening.
>>62681925>"This is breaking news. Please refresh for updates.">Refresh>Same exact page
>When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set - Lin Yutang
>>62681623Sniffffff
SPY go up nowly please big up now
>>62681935How tall is he though
AI is retarded. Sell.
>>62681940Tall enough to ride the bussy.
>>62681947
>>62681947had the same problem with make this >>62681829, I gave it the picture of bussyant and told it the guy in the suit is me I want to make a meme, then it worked
Why is nothing reacting to the pipeline news? Very strange.
>>62681947It is frustrating when I’m trying to make a meme and it gives me this copyright bullshitThere is 45 thousand versions of this meme it’s not fucking copyright
>>62681947>>62681951
>boughted SPY puts after my last post>up 20% already
>>62681947Your not allowed to generate political cartoons but the Iranians are allowed to use it to plan terrorist attacks and build missiles. Just in case you had any mistakes about your spot in the world.
>>62681958>SPYPUTSGODS
>So how often do you really fill in for him?>Warsh is here about two or three times a month…and he’s busy with /biz/ shitposters.>So in Warsh’s absence, then, you’re the house?>I serve at the pleasure of the former owner of Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino. My responsibilities are to run the day-to-day operations.>So day-to-day, then, you’re the house?>Well, in a sense, you could say that I am the house…when Mr. Warsh is away.
>>62681958aaaand it's gone.
>>62681957kek the little sleeping Z's made me laugh
>>62681894sentinel literally posted yesterday that a giant ball of fire was burning for 8 hours visible from space where the oil pipeline is boss. people have posted pictures of it in this very thread even. its why diesel hit an all time high yesterday. there was actually news boss.we are pumping for Jew holiday though so we can talk about that next week
>yet another neon Green Day More time to accumulate SOXS I suppose.
>>62681966It was what we like to call fake news. The images were all AI and the pipeline is still flowing boss.
>>62681953Yeah, I usually just tell it the subject is my "friend" or I call the subject "Suit guy" or something in hopes of keeping it from hitting public figure or political filters. This is actually becoming an issue now that people can run open source chinese models locally. People who have legitimate legal work, for example, are hitting filters about legal advice.
>>62681960Kek. Also, alarming.>>62681965Here's the finished one.
>>62681593Thinking about selling half of my mu and sndk. I feel like getting out until midterms are over but my greed is uncontrollable
>>62681951Also, it opened his eyes when it generated this first image. I wonder if the white house asked google to stop the sleepy donny memes.
>>62681660>nap time Kill yourself infantile pathetic manchild retard
i swing traded and have 6% more stocks than last weekbut i am down in dollars :(
>>62681975My shortest timeline is after the midterms, I do think we'll get another poomp this year if things don't shit out. Unless something 3xs, I'll probably be bagging through the shit storm.
>>62681954Dead internet theory market.
>>62681962Someone make a meme where animated chad Busey is lynching up onions warsh- ACK!
COKE is easily the most volatile stock I've ever held, it's hilarious. And yes, I mean COKE, not KO.
I might actually get paid today
>>62681979This mfer is jelly he can't do nap time too boss.
>>62681990Me too FFF
I am the only one that has massive AI anxiety. I am excited about all the incredible things it will achieve but I think about my 8 month daughter and I don't know if I brought it to some cyberpunk dystopia, a Star Trek Utopia or she will just be plugged into cyberspace to not bother the AI overlords.Idk if my stocks will become completely worthless in 6 years, idk if my company will just become a commodity once people ask GPT how to do stuff and I don't even know if the US will share the fruits of this technology with other countries even supposed allies.I have severe CHATGPT buckbroken syndrome
>>62681996>the hekkerino star treks gives me the shakes and I have to take my anxiety medsngmi. hopefully your daughter finds a real man that can protect her from the terminators
>>62681996Hello, I also have an 8 month old daughter right now. Stop worrying and go throw her in the air and enjoy the laughter. This is financial advice.
>>62681996teach her to study the Talmud and everything will be okay boss.
>>62682007this. but from a "know your enemies" perspective
>>62682006yeah I see her smiling and learning about the world and I feel joy but at the same time it feels like I created prey for this dystopian future in which a couple of technoligarchs will own everything and there is exactly no way of competing with them.I should stop overthinking like a tard but things are changing so quickly that is hard to
>>62682010That's not what I meant boss.
>normies started talking about IONQTop signal or not yet?
>all this complacency
>>62682015>created preyI mean yeah basically.. but you should be more worried about her meeting a nigger that gives her fentanyl pills than the tech boogie manmy advice is to buy a gun because clearly you are a major pussy that wont be able to use any physical violence to protect your family. even a cuck can pull a trigger
>>62681996if the ai wasnt there you would be concerned about your daughter becoming a slut. just do your best as a father
>>62682022my port is like 60% cash, government bonds and GD. even in a ww3 timeline I'll be green as fuck sirs. everything else is consumer defensive shit that pays divvies and isn't going anywhere.tech niggers will be beclowned on a rate hike for sure tho
>Direxion Daily Semiconductor Bull 3x ETF>MicroSectors Gold Miners 3x Leveraged ETN>MicroSectors U.S. Big Oil 3 Leveraged ETNs due February 17, 2045Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62682023>4 nogs break into your house with guns>"you fucking pussies! Fight me physically and see what happens!!"Shut up faggot you wont do shit.
>>62682029god I love women so god damn much its unreal
>>62682032What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>62682034that's kinda gay
why did oil sell off and go down exactly to just under $100 like magic today if this literally just happened and saudi arabia shut off its pipeline?
>>62682027>Bragging about being a sidelined cash baggieLmao. A shame your buddies from yesterday aren't here to give you asspats for being a scared little bitch boy.
>>62682039the market is fake and gayprepare accordingly
>>62682039Maybe because it's AI propaganda fake news and the pipeline is actually working?
>>62681552when i was young i was afraid to fall in love too, didn't want to let it happen with the wrong person, kept a close watch on my heart. i still want you and hope you'll come around.
So many people rage over AI, and just knowing my investment is helping to put these people out of their pretend make work jobs is satisfying. There's literally no reason these email answering and meeting jobs need to continue to exist These companies need to deliver more value to their shareholders and start cutting jobs. There's too many unnecessary jobs.
>>62682041>sidelinedI bought all week while you bear posted. I sold some today and didn't buy anything other than VGLT.are you green this month? I am. I've been green every month all year. feels good boss.
>>62682039Because the news is not a trading edge. Welcome to the markets though glad to have ya.
>>62682049Bro you've been at this for like 18 months now. I think it's time to move on boss.
>>62682039Priced in, bub. Watch the line not the news.
>>62681593short answer YESlong answer OIL
>>62681646IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>62682052Because money isn't real money—it's just a tool to trap ordinary people in consumerism and force them to work until they die. This is how the system works
power fifteen minutes!please!!! pump it some more!!!!kevin kevin kevin!
>>62682029let me guessyou just bought them all at the pico topAnd I was in leveraged energy. Still am in leverage gold. I closed all my energy last week with oil at $95, so I'm out of oil now, but still in gold. Yesterday should have been your wake up call to get out of oil, not get in it.
>>62682039this is bullish, r-right?
Wtf when was BWET first shilled her???? Fuck it feels too late
>>62682075Fuck the options are way too expensive
I was at SBUX getting some work done and I felt bad because the cute barista had to deal with some schizo customer arguing about the price of his small cup of coffee down to the fractional cent. I think they just let him pay whatever amount he felt was fair.
this is not good for the bond yields
This is your head of central bank that will engineer your next worldA Fallout Ghoul world.Enjoy fighting for droplets of oil and Suntory bottle caps.
>>62682078that's bullish for the 30 yearthat's a top forming right there.It's got a long way to go down. 30y will be at 5.25 in a month.
>>62681571qtex has retard pumped in the past. 100% in a day. when quantum starts making the rounds again it will benefit also any big news it will pump. only problem is it can dump like a shitcoin too because at this phase it is in fact a shitcoin
>>62681935When small men *[?] begin to cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set
Said fuck it, repositioned my entire portfolio. Sick of holding onto certain pieces of shit. Swear to god I'll never buy individual companies ever again when I can just rid 3x ETFs.
>>62682077You do work in a sbux? Whats it like? You self employed or something?
>>62682084nigger you do understand that high oil prices will have very little impact on the US and absolutely ass blast Japan right?the US doesn't need any oil from the sand people. Japan absolutely does.
>>62682078So the US government sold its bonds at 4.834% and is buying them back at 5%. What a great deal
I still can't believe it's been a whole year since we lost Charlie boss.
>You can now wear an Oculus Rift without wearing an Oculus Rift and looking like an assholeSNAP to $50
>>62682084I like him.
Tiggedy Tock baggies ....
what are we in for on Monday?
>>62682104Pain
>Maybe because it's AI propaganda fake news and the pipeline is actually working?BREAKING: Saudi Arabia's Energy Ministry says it has temporarily shut down the East-West oil pipeline as a precautionary measure after several attacks on the pipeline in the Riyadh and Medina regions on Thursday.Now can we ban this fucking jooish glowie already?Alongside that retard >>62682096Bonds totally are not blowing up right now, no consequence at all, all is fine.Jesus I'm glad you fucktards are my trade counterpart.
>>62682095I'm semi-retired and/or trying to change careers. I don't really know yet. I go to SBUX and other coffee shops to get some writing done, because if I stay at home there are too many distractions. I only ever get black coffee or an americano, occasionally a small snack if I'm hungry.
>>62682104I reckon the index is going to fall about twice as much as it went up today boss.
>>62682100No congrats from Zuckerberg kek
>>62682092>sell for a loss before FOMC to buy 3x bull ETFs before a rate hikeanon...
>>62682112>what's aheadMore dick pics?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>62682092It's a lot of work buying individual companiesif you dobuy 6-10 individual companiesBig compounders for example, Google and Amazon, and diversify with at least 5 different sectors. Watch out for correlation thoughif you buy NVDA, but then buy CAT, that's not diversified. They're both in the same trade.You don't even have to do much workjust tell AI to watch the companies, and keep track of their cashflow growth, and ROIC, and watch for other companies outpacing them, and watch for balance sheet deterioration or strength. That's really all you need to watch, and you can ignore the other shit. And tell the AI to watch correlation deterioration as well.That's how you invest and consistently beat QQQ.
>>62682119+9.94%
>>62682119Today: +1.42%This Week: -1.56%This Month: -1.13%This Year: +28.93%From Peak: -3.82%12 Months: +11.84%wtf I need a better recovery than that
>>62682119badbad
>>62682119Today+0.66%This week-1.24%
>>62682119It went great. I learned a new curse word. Stocks went up too
oil status?
>>62682119I made a G today>but you did it in a sleazy way
>>62682039I dunno, feels like I'm being gaslit by the market. Usually when I feel this way it's because I'm being retarded and failing to understand something, but this time feels different.
>>62682119+1.15%Week is a crab mostly
>>62682073A. There’s vast amounts of storage globally (it’s not the 70’s)B. The Saudis haven’t had a monopoly in decades, especially since shaleC. It’s easily repaired - Western contractors not sandpeople - Saudis are too busy shitting on escorts, impersonating jeets and thumping stupid books that aren’t even funny (who reads a book that isn’t funny or educational at this point in existence?)t.>15% physical gold>40% commodities (oil/miners)>35% mid bonds (brazil, mex, nz,)>few equities like NVDA make up the restJust.. worried frens.. fell like exiting into SGOV and relaxing for a while. Not buying this AI bs, they’re just non-profits holding bags angling for a bailout at this point.
>>62682132https://global-energy-flow.com/storage/oil/https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/45WTI Crude 100.46 -2.02 -1.97% (11-Minute Delay)Brent Crude 104.81 -2.82 -2.62% (11-Minute Delay)Murban Crude 120.00 -2.48 -2.02% (16-Minute Delay)Natural Gas 2.826 -0.008 -0.28% (11-Minute Delay)Gasoline 3.328 -0.065 -1.92% (11-Minute Delay)Heating Oil 5.005 -0.052 -1.04% (12-Minute Delay)WTI Midland 102.42 -3.01 -2.85% (1-Hour Delay)Mars 116.52 +4.69 +4.19% (15-Hour Delay)Opec Basket 114.89 +2.64 +2.35% (1-Day Delay)DME Oman 119.19 -2.78 -2.28% (1-Day Delay)Mexican Basket 100.04 +5.77 +6.12% (2-Day Delay)Indian Basket 115.98 +0.00 +0.00% (1-Day Delay)Urals 95.74 +4.40 +4.82% (2-Day Delay)Western Canadian Select 90.13 +6.43 +7.68% (14-Hour Delay)AECO C natural gas 0.970 +0.140 +16.87% (2-Day Delay)Dubai 116.42 +6.67 +6.08% (1-Day Delay)Brent Weighted Average 104.75 +4.12 +4.09% (1-Day Delay)Louisiana Light 102.26 +4.42 +4.52% (2-Day Delay)Domestic Swt. @ Cushing 98.96 +6.43 +6.95% (1-Day Delay)Giddings 92.71 +6.43 +7.45% (1-Day Delay)ANS West Coast 101.44 +2.37 +2.39% (2-Day Delay)Gulf Coast HSFO 79.98 +2.99 +3.88% (1-Day Delay)Ethanol 2.055 -0.010 -0.48% (15-Minute Delay)Dutch TTF Natural Gas 28.00 +0.90 +3.33% (1-Day Delay)LNG Japan/Korea Marker 24.82 +0.13 +0.53%
>>62682119+0.80%
>>62682151>>15% physical goldahhahahahaaaaa... My JDST position is still green from when I got into that argument with the other retard and opened it to prove him wrong boss.
>>62682159Yeah. They are enough oil for everyone
>>62682168eia is often wrong
Finally https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/saudi-arabia-shuts-down-pipeline-that-was-a-crucial-hormuz-bypass-4fe29001?mod=mhp
>Saudi Arabia has confirmed that the drones targeting the East-West pipeline came from IraqJesus.
>>6268205620 months -_-'when i think about things though, neither of us were ready when we met. i had to get sober, work on my health, improve my finances. she had and still has a lot of inner work to do.>>626821192.25%
>>62682174Ofcourse, just minutes before close. 'Nuff said. Twats.Also, -0.17% to the Ding Ding Man.
>>62682177ynr the president of the united states bragging that he traded Iraq for a tanker of oil
>>62682177Ha! This means.... Yes.
>>62682178i'm ready now though babe. i am sober, i am strong, i made it, and i can get you to where you need to be and love you like nobody else can.
>>62682189>Sox r sus id
AI shmay-I, sayum I
>>62682195i noticed this too -_-' i think we see 540 or even 560 this month though and i don't want to close out my trade yet
>>62682096Oil is highly fungible.
>>62682177This just means they'd rather bomb Iraq than Yemen
>>62682228Apparently Iraq asked them to not bomb them and they agreed. It was probably an Iranian proxy
>Saudi Arabia shuts East-West pipeline that bypasses Hormuz after attacksuh oh stinky
>>62682239You loaded up on puts like I did and told you to ITT, didn't you, anon? Monday will be fun.
change the fucking channel already i'm so bored of iran and shit
>>62682244no putssome spare cash for after the midterms though
why isnt europe or asia helping the US to stabilize things? just out of pure self interest at this point. things are only getting worse and worse
>>62682132GUSHING, look at oil that oil in the desert, so much oil it's everywhere.-10% GLUT GLUT GLUT
>>62682239Bullish.
the pipeline is getting shrugged off because they already bid up oil way too much and raised the headline font size way more than they should have when everything was fine and it was no big deal. now that there is an actual problem though there's no need to raise the volume on the siren
>>62682249same. he should have just done a ground invasion of Cuba instead of this bullshit. we would be celebrating ATH and the new 51st state of Trumplandia right now but the orange nigger got tricked into a "quick military operation" by kikes instead
>>62682252Unironically it would be more stabilizing to make the US fuck off than to chip in on the Houthis or Iran. But obviously no one wants to start ww3.
>>62682252What do you want them to do? Even trump has given up on military options because of ammunition. He won't even help the Saudis with the houthis
>>62681652the funny thing is you're correct but by taking advantage of the current system you're setting yourself up for basically 6% yields at the rest of your life if you just go line go up forever. It's a built in function of the system. Anyone who doesn't know this is retarded.
>>62682255this is AI "enhanced" bullshitI don't think it's nearly that bad and iran literally can't strike that accurately that deep west
>>62682265These didn't come from Iran, just so you know.
>>62682109do you live in a cucked blue state with lots of homeless drug addicts
>>62682258each day this is offline it will get worse
>>62682132kiked to the max
>>62682265It has technology from BRICK
>>62682269houthis can't do that much damage eitherit's still a slopified image and doesn't accurately reflect the damage done no refineries or pumping stations just blow up like but I'm open for anything that can dump the market because I'm siting on a dozen bands homie
Did you remember to read your horoscope (technical analysis) today, anon?
>>62682252The US didn't ask for help. The administration went around the world telling the US's allies to suck their dicks, threatening wars, telling them they couldn't depend on the US as an ally, and (most importantly) pissing off the electoral constituents of the leaders of our allies. Europe's leaders have been extremely conciliatory toward Trump, their goal was just to kiss his ass for a few years, get the best deals they could, and let the whole thing blow over. But all the threats, glazing Putin and Putin allies, trade wars after trade wars, the people who elect the very weak leaders of Europe, got pissed off. Now those leaders can't be accommodating, or they'll lose elections. Then Trump started a war saying he didn't need allies, anyway. Shit the bed. And only after he did shat his shit in the bed did he invite allies to come bail him out.>retardation within retardation within retardation
>>62682255Just go scoop it up with a bucket? It's right there.
>>62682283i can't read
should have full ported bwet holy shit :(
>>62682258Ok but in addition to the pipeline being closed off the Houthis took over a major port city and can now shut down the red sea like Iran did to Hormuz.
>>62682282It didn't come from the Houthis either apparently. But try again and use a continue, you have one left.It happened, we have enough satellite views from multiple sources, were you sleeping yesterday, and basically what's your point with denying reality? Is this a coping mechanism or how does that even work, what's even the point.Reading such retarded takes, I think I understand why the market is completely retarded, and I'm glad I'm on the opposite side.
>>62682294and yet oil is down. perhaps they will finally lower the fake and ridiculous insurance fees that are keeping the hormussy shut far more effectively than iran.
>>62681996If you want a future that will be hospitable for young people, the best thing to do now is to make young people in the first place. The only places in the world right now with young people fighting hard for their place in society are those with a actually significant demographic of said people such as Nepal. This is financial advice.
>>62682296that's smoke from when I burned through your mom's donut shaped bung holeit is houthis/iran and the image you posted earlier is AI I still want the market to dump nigga read
I ended the day red. 9/11 reenactment in my portfolio
>>62682287I'm pretty sure they will lose elections when europoors can no longer afford gas to go to work.>>62682260The US leaving won't change anything. Iran & Houthis are just going to keep doing market terrorism until they get everything they want, and the US leaving is just one item on a long list.
>>62681552Why were bonds down today? Weird market.
test test
hell yeah I can post again
>>62682287Does BRICS need oil from Middle East or G7 countries?
>>62682310>I'm pretty sure they will lose elections when europoors can no longer afford gas to go to work.Yes. When (if) gas prices get intolerable to the voters in Europe their elected leaders will probably do something. But they aren't going to do anything until people start to feel the crisis and demand action.
houthis are in controlthey'll show those dirty saudi rag heads finally get what's coming for them for doing 9/11
>>62682318>BRICSWho cares kek
i'm all out of stonks, fuck stonks. it's over.
>>62682328Middle East thinks they can replace US.
I wish it would get possible to make money again from swing trading
>>62682328>America>holds an AKnigger
>MCD CEO releases a new video of eating slophttps://youtube.com/shorts/8oPzLiRXN0g?si=xtHLy3WOenVovW79every single comment is people roasting him for being a faggot>the mark Zuckerberg of fast food>he spit it out>dude is calling them "items" now>you can tell he wants to spit out the simulated pork productlmao I think we will legit get to see some boomer companies like MCD and NKE go under in the next few years
>>62682338Don't talk about /ourqueen/ that way>>62682334Kek fucking thirdies
Don't tell anybody this. I'm going to let you guys in on a secret.You can buy Anthropic right now.LAZRIt's 15% Anthropic, the rest of the ETF is optical and photonics.Price tracks its NAV so it's none of that 500% NAV premium shit.The ETF just opened today.
Might bake if I get dubs
>>62682346wow if anthropic weren't a piece of shit that lights investor money on fire to autogenerate cat pictures below cost i would definitely be interested in that
>>62681552>rate hike chances at 86.5%AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62682255whatever you say
>>62682346>buy gay scam meme ETF with bajillion % fees and esoteric holdings of random shitcoins you have never heard of and don't even know if they are real companiesif you want anthropic just buy GOOGL dude
>>62682350Don't look who the paid shill behind this account is.Fucking kill yourself.
>>62682354It's a company that provides professional tanker tracking services and makes a lot of money doing so.And you?
Reminder that 99% of /biz/fags are babylonian-masonic in spirit and hellbound."And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24, KJV)
>>62682353Anthropic is like 1% of GOOGL
>>62682353>460 p/e>0.75 expense ratiolmaololyou niggers will literally buy fucking anything
>>62682356I would slit your throat for $20
Houthis might end up closing up shipping for the suez canal if this continues. Saudi arabia is going to have to hire a million mercs at this point to stop this from spiralling out to something worse. EU might start feeling some real pain if they can't stock up on heating oil/gas.
I can’t even uber anymore. No point. Guess I need to go back to robbing chinks.
>>62682363You’re a gigantic piece of shit man.
is tankertrackers.com a legit source of informationYes. TankerTrackers.com is a legitimate and potentially very useful source, particularly for tracking oil tankers, Iranian/Russian/Venezuelan oil flows, sanctions evasion, and “dark fleet” activity. I would classify it as a specialized maritime-intelligence source, not as an unquestionable primary authority.A few reasons I take it seriously:TankerTrackers says its analysis combines AIS data, satellite imagery, and shoreside photography, rather than relying solely on publicly reported ship positions. It specifically specializes in vessels that manipulate or disable AIS, which is important because ordinary ship-tracking databases can miss precisely those vessels. Its satellite observations can be visually verified, including identifying individual vessels and their locations. Its corporate API actually distinguishes visually confirmed satellite locations from ordinary tracking data. Reuters uses TankerTrackers as a source for oil-flow estimates. For example, Reuters recently cited TankerTrackers alongside Kpler when estimating Iranian crude exports. Its satellite imagery has also been distributed through Reuters; for example, Reuters published Copernicus/Sentinel-2 imagery of a tanker that TankerTrackers identified in the Strait of Hormuz. Scientific American has independently described TankerTrackers' methodology and its ability to detect AIS spoofing by comparing the broadcast position with satellite imagery.
>>62682363based
Samir, go shill your Saudi backed company elsewhere.Every OSINT observer debunked your bullshit weeks ago already.
free preview of next week's episode
>>62682370There's not a single credible debunking in existence. It's you who are being debunked you absolute schizo doomer pos
>>62682349Gonna be hilarious when they raise rates and the market pumps anyways because fuck your rational expectations.
>>62682356Good thing I'm not rich and you fuckers have never helped me make money
>>62682377Yep every time I've asked a question here they were wrong. There's very scan useful info. It's mostly do the opposite of this utter cesspool. The inverse smg is up over +1000% this year.
>>62682299>and yet oil is downonly in comparison to the spike the last few days and BEFORE this news came out.
>>62682377>>62682380If you're trying to become rich you are probably evil.
>>62682382if you don't need more money you're privileged
>>62682391All I need is Jesus Christ.
>>62682340It costs the same to go to MCD as it does to go to Chilis or Crapplebees. All the low end slop has been crammed into the same category, and some of them will inevitably suffer from the consolidation. Wendy’s is the canary in the coal mine.
>>62682382Cool when you moving to africa?
>>62682393religion is too uncertain to rely on. it may be useful or prove true at some point but needs a powerful hedge in the event it is wrong. you could call that money if you will
>>62682394Yeah they figured out they can just bill their goysumer cattle the same as any other lower class restaurant, so they did.
>>62682356i don't want to be rich i just want freedom>>62681552hortses
hear me out…they are cowards
>>62682361This is bullish for semis.
>>62682366thank you chatgpt
>>62682361and why don't they? it's not like there aren't plenty of pmc's and they can afford blackwater or whatever they call themselves fees. why is the usa using so much restraint with iran? why are the insurance rates so high? why doesn't europe just help escort tankers? there's too much fishy nonsense that makes no sense, and when i ask ai when a peace deal is coming it always says "never, it's impossible" or something like that, so i've accepted there's a bigger agenda and just ignoring this whole thing and focusing on the ai boom.
>>62682366I think you should kill yourself
>>62682427good job. you can structure words as if you have any idea what you're talking about. impressive
>>62682416>i just want freedomThere is no freedom in America, and not even any country now, it's a lie, we are all slaves.
4D chess
>>62682427I dont hink you can "escort" tankersthats not how it workstankers are hugeand they can be shot at very easily
>>62682418Ive been seriosly debating this, but its now 53/47. Hope you bought. Only thing is this 10 yr move may have fucked you. They may make a paltry 0.25 move to show they are super serious.Also insane how bonds are the most important thing right now and this poorfag retard board is discussing sand naggers and Masons.
>>62682450He's assuming AA is infallible. A ship equipped today is better at handling sea mines, other ships and submarines than they are at AA threats.
>>62682450Yeah you would need proper naval action to protect a tanker with Destroyers or similar that can provide AA cover. That said, you could instead try to capture wherever the attacks are being launched from.
>>62682271Yeah but they aren't around me. This guy didn't look like he was a homeless drug addict, just an argumentative schizo
>>62681661scrolling past I thought this was a goatse joke
>>62682453It’s just pol-lite for years now which is unfortunate. The long end already shifted and the future implied rate is already pricing 25bps. The bet would be in the political side, since we almost certainly need at least 50bps bumped
>>62682453You're homosexual even if you don't know it.
>>62682462pol is 99% equally as retarded as you and biz
>>62682450You can escort anything, and this is a problem the navy has thought on hard with aircraft carriers dwarfing tankers. Its the asymmetry of cost that is the problem. Its worthwhile to spend 2m stoping a 40k drone from hitting an aircraft carrier. Significantly less so when it comes to 100s of tankers.40% chance of boots on the ground in Nov, 60% he makes a deal Iran cant charge a capped quantity of American tankers but can extort 2m from the other 99% of volume from every other country.
>>62682463LOL, we both know you've never fucked a woman, and that makes your parents sad. Fuck off, the adults need to talk. Go cope in x.
>>62682442slavery would be something like lack of integrated libido and fraternity with shared values which are being drowned in the joojoo cum. but i haven't tried hard enough to know, i imagine it's still attainable>>62682475>he makes a deal Iran cant charge a capped quantity of American tankers but can extort 2m from the other 99% of volume from every other country.ohhh that's a good deal right there. too bad israel doesn't want that>>62682418long palladium is the patrician's choice
>>62682302I can't afford to create tax golems for Israel though
Nu>>62682492>>62682492>>62682492Nu
>>62682466I’m not retarded. At least not when it comes to finance and business, which I guess makes me an outlier here
>>62682450Escorting sort of works if it’s against german u-boats.Doesn’t really work against missiles and drones, at least not in a financially sustainable way.
>>62682462Speaking of pol-lite I just think its double on the political side. The one everyone knows, no moves till mid-terms but another that just hit me well listening to a crypto podcast. Bessent said we have to grow our way out, Musk said he expects 20% GDP growth in 3 years. Im a singuliarity accelerationist but not even I am that delusional. I think the boys at the top are gambling on that. Counting on inflation to somewhat fix the debt and keep borrowing cheap not just for the nation but for AI. To me thats the real AI bubble, we are back in 1974.Who knows but from that perspective Warsh and Bessent going 180 makes sence.
>>62682426I mean it literally is I'm not denying it
>>62682480Dilate.
>>62682513Bessent isn’t trumps lap dog (like he wanted him to be) so who knows. His bond gambling implies he expects rates to go down in the near term so I don’t think it’s the worst bet everCan’t speak to the rest of the post
>>62682521Why are genetic deadends so obsessed with other genetic deadends with axe wounds, lol.
>>62682530>Bessent isn’t trumps lap dogWe will have to agree to disagree on this one>His bond gambling implies he expects rates to go down in the near term so I don’t think it’s the worst bet everAnd it did today, plus he is beyond credentialed on this, so who a I to question. I just think hes drinking the AI koolaid as he litterally wrote papers criticizing Yellen for the exact same thing hes doing now, but 5x harder.
>>62682542I think he’s scared of persistent inflation and the bond market is getting btfo even with his buyback planTrump wanted a cut, that ain’t happening
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