Waiting EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62686650
Bloody monday
>>62687537Digits and we get circuit breakers this week
>>62687546Did no one want to report after 9/11? Wtf?
goodnight babe.
>EconoMommy is going to shart herself>Sneakerheads are going to have to actually wear their shoes for a change>Collectable market is going to brapp itself from everyone selling to recoup liquid squirts of cash>Money is going to dip out of stocks>Car repo's spiking, rental prices dropping, housing stagnating and new builds dropping>AI might dip, gold might rise, silver LMAO XD, Aluminum hiking due to war material needs>Consumer spending dropping all of the shitty companies will run out of mentally ill spenders>Credit cards will start capping spending limits to keep the money flowing
PSXinvest in refineries
Why does the oil market ignore reality until reality smacks it in the face? Shouldn't the market be forward looking and way smarter than individuals?
ok ok ok....I got an idea....
>KOSPI -3.5%That's it? Not even circuit breakers
The stock market shall be the color of my ID!
OIL Baron status?
>>62687554>Why does the oil market ignore reality until reality smacks it in the face?Price controls, hedge funds, big banks, regulators, oil companies are keeping prices muted as long as possible for Trump and other western leaders. Its holding for now, but with the Houthies taking Bal al Mandeb shit can get wild
>>62687557>brownKMB, CVX, KO up
>>62687554short term prices are driven by traders and speculation. there's plenty of oil and if the smoke cleared tomorrow you'd see prices crater, if an actual shortage were happening they would be much higher
>>62687564PLS!
So if oil markets are suppressed does that mean oil stocks are too despite their uptrend?
>>62687556Full porting koru at close
we are back once again
No no no, the market will be MY id color!
How can she be red? Bastards
PBR-A
/pol/ is going long on oil1000 dollars eoy, is what they're saying
>>62687582Inverse third worlders is the play that i see.
>>62687582>OIL Baron stolen valorWe are the only ones allowed to hold long OIL.
>>62687585can i short sell you some indiansi'll totally buy them back or whatever
>>62687589F you Modi.
>robinhood notifications*sigh* I should've sold many of my positions last week.
Which tracker do you guys use I use yahoo finance app and my Kospi is not updated
>>62687566>there's plenty of oillol
>>62687596nothing was happening on friday tho
Hi guys. I hope your at work early Monday you have a lot of packages to deliver more me.
>>62687566Umm anon, you need places to refine OIL.
>>62687566I’m beginning to believe that the high oil prices are transitory and we will get peace deal.
I'm expecting my portfolio to lose all that gain it got over the last 2 weeks. I should've sold. I'm so tired of this.
>>62687600>nothing was happening on friday thoHouthi and the Blowfish ran their toyota Hilux war convoy down Pacific Coast Highway and took over the Bal-al-Mandeb and now claim no Saudi tankers shall pass. The Mandeb is closed.
>>62687582Top signal, tacos are being prepped.
>>62687601thanks for relentlessly providing value to the customer, jeff, not to mention creating a ton of blue collar jobs
>KOSPI will now go straight the fuck up for no reason at all and US market will be gapped up tomorrow morningit's all so tiresome
>full ported into soxs for shits and giggles>it paid off
gemini tells me there are 2.2 billion barrels of oil in reserves and a market deficit of 5 million barrels/day. that's about a year or more worth of supply until there are true shortages but they won't draw them down entirely obviously. and the reality is we're letting this happen. the strait can be secured and lloyd's of london is blocking more oil than the irgc
>>62687609If you look at the US market behavior, when KOSP pumps micron the US market will then do a straight vertical dump on micron to keep it below 1000.
Most of yall probably lose money trading but Gavin turned $1500 into millions.
>>62687598Tradingview updates pretty good
NIGGERS
>>62687609I'm gonna need at least a red open to close my Friday puts boss
>>62687618animay was a mistake
>>62687618Get the fuck out weeb.
Is tractor supply (TSCO) a buy?
>>62687547checked
>>62687618Kek
bobros. is this the big one? im tired of waiting.
Sumika was honestly annoying as fuck and I was glad she was gone for unlimited desu
Shill me some ETFs that will profit from this moment
>>62687614I don't think that's what it says
>>62687608Jeff has really done alot for this country and he doesn't get enough credit
>>62687633Why is it shitting the bed? DEI leadership? High oil prices and hicks gonna have a hard time fill'n up their Truk so why would sales/revenue improve? I dont live in Retardville so I never heard of it before
>>62687641Probably XLE
>>62687644It’s just a shitty hardware/pet food store
I just longed oil futures. globals SPRs are drained and things are only getting worse. Costco is even rationing motor oil.
>>62687644tractors eat oil and higher oil prices means that the tractors willl buy less supply
>>62687644TSCO is woker than TGT and unironically sells less farming equipment than TGT.
>>62687601Lmao, Amazon tried to hire me to deliver packages but it's piece rate only. I'd have to run 11 packs an hour just to beat minimum wage and I'm in a small town where that isn't happening. Needless to say they fired the few nice White people who actually worked that shitty job and dumped random Pajeets into their spots.
>>62687633>>62687652I think I found the problem, looks like they are fixing it. Unless there is more house cleaning required, it might start to turn around, but high fuel prices is going to hit consumer spending, not drugs and hoes, just the other stuff.
>>62687644>Trade TSCO on Coinbasei-is that a thing now?
>>62687644You can direct order shit from these companies, dealerships and Ebay. You don't need Tractor Supply when majority of their sales are power tools and jeans you kinda lose the point of buying from them. Mothers buying feed for their chickens or grass for their property isn't really pushing that needle upwards.
>>62687654my AMZN driver got stuck in a ditch on my property. he came back asking for help and I called ICE on him and haven't seen him since. packages still get here quick though.
>>62687654>they fired the few nice White people who actually worked that shitty job and dumped random Pajeets into their spotsI'm sure they can find low wage DEI hires to fly their cargo jets straight into the ground to speed up deliveries
>>62687647Don't get burned on Tuesday
>>62687660since the crypto fad died they've been trying to pivot to being a real brokerage for adults
Tractor supply is a glorified yard and home storeIt's like Ace Hardware in scale, but with less tools and more workwear. It isn't a hard-agriculture sort of business.
I will be buying the dip tomorrow.
its so fucking over tomorrow >its so fucking over tomorrow its so fucking over tomorrow >its so fucking over tomorrow
>>62687581I'm already overly concentrated in brazil because I'm a huezilian. It's a great company too but I don't like investing in brazilian state companies because I know how they operate.
>>62687670Home depot and lowes has the parking space alot of the benefit for tractor supply ie small engine equipment and trailers can be replaced by any other retailer.
>>62687672its never been more over
>>62687676Yep, definitely.
>>62687672How do you know? Is futures red or something? Sorry, I'm retarded.
are asian markets open yet? i hate it when bloomberg is talking about australian shit or indian shit need to hit the sweet spot where it;s like hong kong and japan and then go to bed
>>62687662God I hope I pass one of these jeets in a ditch. A lot of shipping trucks pass through my town and *every* crash involves them.
N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/wAg3Q3m1My8>https://strawpoll.com/wAg3Q3m1My8>RUNNING MAJORITY OPINION ACCURACY: 50% (Match of majority opinion to rounded up/down/mid score across indexes)>RUNNING ACCURACY ACROSS ALL VOTES: 83.3% (Equally weighted by week score across all votes against average of all indexes)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ2aoH4st5c
>>62687642>I don't think that's what it saysI dont think that's what i says
>>62687682https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
I'm buying calls first thing in the morning
>>62687689Why is bitfuck green?
Maybe it will be okay :)I'm going to sleep :)
>>62687664Oil is always going to be in demand and you will pay whatever they tell you to pay. The pampered Americans will whine and cry all day long if there high standards of living continue to decline so rapidly. Ronald Macdonald is currently nephalim in chief and he who will raise prices so high that a happy meal will cost $5,000. I predict hyperinflation and the continued downfall of the petrodollar.
Bearbros where are you?Its time to feast
Is it sensible to buy bank stocks with good CET1 ratios?Like I obviously want to be on same side with jewish chads if I want to earn money
>>62687693Wrong pic
>>62687694>Oil is always going to be in demandUnless they force people into their homes and shut everything down again
>>6268768280% chance of kevin destroying us all
>>62687672https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdTMDpizis8
even WING is crashing
channel ur in chud and accept that nothing ever happens
>>62687694>Oil is always going to be in demandunless if they were refineries that were buying the crude all get blowed up
we're gonna repeat this cycle for eternity, everything seems super over, Koreans buy the gap down, pulls the US market up, then trade in a tiny range all week
>>62687641that one tanker etf that's already up 5x because /smg/ only discovers shit when it's already pumped>tfw still depressed about missing DJT 2 years later
>>62687695>Bearbros where are you?
>>62687712wingstop sucks
>>62687710bone chilling kino
>>62687717>that one tanker etf that's already up 5x because /smg/ only discovers shit when it's already pumped
Can jpow come back?hate this market ever since he left, it fucking sucks man
>>62687717i knew about it when it like $200 but assumed it was already too pumped, for all we know it goes to 2k or something lol
>>62687720how are there so many crappy chicken places everywhere? is there a nonracist reason or is it the very obvious one?
>>62687724He never left. He is still controlling everything from the shadows.
>>62687726It's not because of niggers because my town is maybe 2% black and we have every chicken place imaginable although not popeye's
>>62687684its getting bad. 2 weeks ago on the interstate there was a semi doing 80mph down the left lane going the wrong way. I didn't see the drive but you just know it was some thirdie.
>>62687675Its trading at 1/5th the valuation of XOM so theres lots of margin for mismanagement. You think Bolsanaro will win? I own lots of EWZand EWZS (brazil ETFs) that would presumably do very well if the government shifts to the right.
>>62687729You live in kentucky.
>>62687734I live in the mountain West
>>62687726Chicken prices makes shit cheaper to run, popularity since Chic-fla taught the industry about the value of chicken sandwiches and chicken wing markup is absurd compared to just making it yourself.
>>62687726Wingstop is alright
>>626877172 years ago DJT was just the election pump, your own fault for not betting on Trump. DJT IPO news dropped her after market the night before. It was like GoPro. And then a bunch of assholes showed up the next day like it's our fault they missed the train
>>62687700People are already forced into lockdown through poverty and for them everything is shutting down again! Oil is currently in a skyrocketing phase.
>>62687644>>62687661There is one down the street from me. There are a few small fields around it too, I guess they planned it out a bit.I imagine it helps to be near if the farmers or whoever need something right away.
>>62687736kentucky but mormons
>>62687743The point is that I 'understood' it was going to pump before the election. It's impossible to predict whatever is going on right now because of how retarded and gay Trump is being. No easy 500% moves.
>>62687647Motor oil has increase from $39 to $43 at Sam's Club over the last four months.
will Iranians lose?
>>62687747This is more offensive than the Kentucky guess
>>62687753doesn't iran have a high speed rail link to china? did we bomb that or we're scared to piss off china? lol
>>62687753>will Iranians lose?
lol trump tried to taco but the sunday night meeting was cancelled by iran! lmao
>>62687753TWO MORE MONTHS
>>62687731Almost all of our state controlled companies trade at a discount because people already expect the government to use the companies to give jobs to supporters and other things like that.I do not. Lula is really good at elections and the people who vote for him don't care he is corrupt. Lots of boomers also still remember his first and second government 20 years ago which happened during the commodities boom and they think the prosperity we had was because of him. He is also not directly involved in most of the corruption cases, just that everyone around him is involved. Like his son and brother.Meanwhile the Bolsonaro running is corrupt as fuck as well and seems more directly involved with stuff. People also hate him and his father.This election will be decided more in who is less hated between Lula and Bolsonaro than in who is better. Mostly because anyone willing to vote for Bolsonaro would never vote Lula and anyone willing to vote Lula would never vote Bolsonaro. And then there are the people who are unwilling to vote either.
>>62687757HIGH SPEED RAILS THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS AND POST SOVIET SHITHOLES
>>62687745Not the same. I meant actual forced world wide lockdown like we had during COVID when oil prices went into negatives.
my lil bitcoin stock doin a lil sumsum
>>62687750if you ain't the tpye of nigga that buys the "sure thing" 5x in 2024 then you ain't the type of nigga that buys the "sure thing" 5x in 2026 and that's on you
>>62687765oil goes out missiles come in, good enough
>>62687757you think Iran getting CHINKED is bullish for Iran?I'm gonna trust the Jews to hit the Persians in the wallet on this one mate
lmao r u listening to this old geezer on bloomberg rn? sounds like pakistan is fuggin hosed lmao
it's absolutely over. soxl, baka, im so ass raped because of this orange clown
>>62687717Seems like /smg/ has lost it's edge, what other places are there like 2020 /smg/ where it was finding promising stocks early?
>>62687777post a screenshot boomer nobody watches bloomberg
Isn't this paintings 'bennies and shekels lead you to death' theme cool
we don't need oil because we'll have space data centers
Gavin Newsom has said capitalism is not working in U.S: "Capitalism as we know it, is not working. Not at $7.25 minimum wage in South Carolina. Trump thinks the entire economy is the stock market. That's great for 10% of folks that own 93% of the equity. What about the rest of us? Poorer and sicker.
>>62687789what wage did he pay the workers in his restaurants?
>>62687788the segment ended so nobody knows what the fuck point youre trrying to make dumbass
"$100,000 Social Security checks for rich Boomers fuel America's debt crisis," per YF
>>62687789>Gavin Newsom has said caCan we get some better shillbots?
>think about taking some profits from oil majors>"nah fuck it too lazy to log in, just let them run">next day they are higher>this sequence of events keeps repeatingAnons, I think I discovered infinite money glitch.
>>62687797it always cracks me up that the dems pay someone to shill on here
kevinwtf are you doingfix this
>>62687766They won't be able to pull this off via another medical lockdown. It would have to be through government instigated civil war which they respond to with martial law and that probably won't transpire until after the midterms.
>>62687796>Social Security trust funds face depletion projected around 2032 to 2034, which could trigger automatic benefit cuts of 20% to 24%trust capitalism to help it out
>>62687803>fatguy keeps posting food pepesget some ozempic guy
>>62687805Americans are too fat for a civil war.
The most absurd number in CPI? According to the US Government, the cost of health insurance has declined 35% over the last 4 years..
>>62687797>>62687800he's reposting a newsfeed you mongoloids
>>62687807hey bro i'm 168 lbs
Shipping costs are going parabolic. Insane chart
there was a post in local board which pointed that most western people are angry that AIs are replacing them while east asians just accept it and brace themselves when it comes to AIs... and it also seems east asians somewhat welcome AIs because east asians believe their government more than western peoplewhen i see east asian frens all of them are just preparing for the job loss ice agethey don't even think their job matters they think all their companies which give them their jobs will disappear yet they think AIs are goodIs their history of being raped by western uber tech in early modern era having an effect?Like they think its just trvke and they need to eat shit and accept it?
>>62687808They have Ozempic and CIA cocaine! Do not underestimate how crazy they can be when they are not being provided for.
>>62687805trump could just go full carter and start rationing gas lmao dude he could really turn out to be worse than carter he's already worse than dubya but carter is like woah
>>62687816Container ships & oil tankers take 18-24 months to make so even if every shipyard was billed for it we would see it take along time to replace these.
>someone shares a public figure saying something I disagree with? Hah, shill/pol/brained coping mechanism is hard to shake
>>62687809Kek. Mine has consistently gone up for a few years now.>>62687816If I buy just 1 share, what is the potential this moves similar to how oil went negative albeit in this case upward to $10,000?
stock market general? more like stupid moron general
Is it going to be bad tomorrow?
>>62687828BASED>>62687824
Reporter: You threatened to cut off trade with a nation running a trade deficit... Are you actually going to follow through with that?Trump: I'm going to do that with some nations. We don't want to have deficits with nations. We want to have surpluses, or at least break even.
>>62687816would be a shame if someone shorted shipping futures instead of dealing in the real world right now
>>62687812hell yeah brother im also around there (161, im also 5'4)
>>62687789>Gavin Newsom has saidHe makes Biden look like a saint
>>62687829>Committee calls for bill to address AI threat to human rightsIt may be a bad day for technology.
>>62687745It doesn't cost money to go to the park or walk around the mall.
>>62687834damn, i'm 5'11"
>>62687816Good thing I was too stupid to buy that shit in February even though I knew this shit was going to happen. Sad
>>62687753Iranians will suffer, we already say they won't rise up or take down the government.IRGC will do fine.
>>62687837You need high quality clothing and good weather conditions. Everything costs money!
>>62687841King of manlets
>>62687819Well, i don’t think this is true of all east asians, but achieving immortality has long been seen as an ultimate achievement in the far east. Spiritual cultivation and all that. Though there’s also been a lot of weird scams promoting snake oil along the way too.Anyways AI pretty much ties directly into that dream of immortality.I mean the founder of unitree is openly saying some crazy shit about how people are going to upload their minds into robots to become immortal, and humanity will just outright change into a robot species. (preferably unitree’s robots of course.)
CRWD's PE is 5,800 and rising
>>62687841so youre anorexic, you need to eat abit more fren
>>62687848The fuck?
why is boomerhedge constantly seething about rates and pumping out multiple articles every day about how rates need to come down
tfw 5'5" and 170 lbs
>>62687850i do my morning runs after the opening bell so i can eat a lot
>>62687848bruh i thought tsla hitting like 1000 during the pandemic was nuts but that's next level
>>62687855because that is Trump's position and ZH is very pro trump
>>62687855cuz they push whatever trump admin wants
>MKNDhard name to live up to I guess
>>6268785730 more pounds to go, if youre under 200 the chances of being a victim rises.i got 40 more myself
>>62687867i'm 5'11 135 lb i come from a long line of lanklets yet we somehow just keep surviving
>>62687867kek LMAO victim weight does not apply to fat manlets. The physically helpless weak fats are more likely to be a victim
>>62687870ive been losing my lanklet status because the free M&Ms at work are my breakfast
>>62687870>i'm 5'11 135 lb
how come now vaporwave guy made an album with downpitched bloomberg music that shit would be fire, someone did it to the charlie rose theme it went hard
>>62687877what a fucking jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McHnUUknOQU
>>62687671Same bro
>>62687875back off i'll take u onheadstrong i'll take on anyone
>>62687884not me if it's bad i'll by sds and sqqq maybe but it's too soon to go long man i'm old i remember 2008 man when the ai shit unwinds it's not gone be a one day thing
oh the drones that blew up the saudi's shit were launched from iraq? oh too bad there wasn't still an anti-iran dictator in iraq that could stop that, thanks bush
>>62687823It's worse. You are not going to have infinite amount of crews willing to go on suicide runs. I saw posting for crews as high as 4k per month and 10k for a successful run through Hormuz.
>>62687890lol all those nerds who say shit like born too late for the wild west born too soon for outerspace should sign up to navigate hormuz
OH! OMFG! GUYS! It'S HAPPEnInG! I get to exit SNDQ lossless! If it just holds... But I swear it should've been neutral after dropping below $1600. Is this... Decay?!
Anyone here remember when I was asking for graphic design advice about a coffee company? Some fag literally stole the shitty design *and* name, lol. Just thought it was funny, it's a bad design and looks very ugly and is poorly executed.
>>62687886>Old and a scarecrowlol
>>62687886This is not where you belong.
-0.46%? That's it?
>>62687899ya idk why ppl are expecting something to happen
>>62687896This was also one of my original artworks
Is it too late to enter CVX now? 212 seemed OK but 216, eh.
The plethora of slop and gaslighting has killed any good will the general population had for AI and datacenters. That's the risk of pushing unfinished crap too hard.
>>62687871>victim weightapplies to every man. get real youre more likely to get jumped/robbed if you look like a skinny lanky. if youre not muscular then at least be of large stature
>>62687906being fat does not give a small man "large stature"
>>62687905Thats why all the AI CEOs are recently going on record saying AI will kill humanity... a last effort hail mary to pretend they're responsibly cautious and willing to work with the people while also grandstanding for more public attention on their product
>>62687906you're fucking a 5'5", you're not large statured>>62687902you selling coffee or are you just selling the shitty artwork wrapped around somebody else's coffee?
>>62687908i miss the 90s and 00s when technology was actually cool now every tech bro shit is some kind of scam that corrodes society
>>62687908They want harsh regulation to hinder competition and lock in their market position
>>62687910That's when tech was jeet-free. But I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
>>62687905The only people I ever see complaining about AI is americans and twitterfags. Other parts of the world are either worried they will lose their job to AI but already accepted it as part of the future, are super excited about AI or don't even know or understand AI at all.
>Jess Southern>dat assdayum
>>62687925very nice butt indeed
we have given technology too much control
>Two Thousand Twenty Six Years After Death>That Feeling Within my soul when I still do not possess a loving wife
>AI is now illegalshucksshould of thought twice. we forgot that magic words all along had the power to let computers viruses live rent free in our minds.
Bloody Monday? Just buy the dip.
what if they set interest rates to 20% for the lols and crash everything 50+% to protect the integrity of monopoly money? many are saying this right now.
>>62687816This looks perfectly normal. Everything is going to be alright.
>>62687827Nigga, BWET isn't going to 10x again. Shipping fee is already like $25 per barrel which is 1/5 the price of a spot barrel. Most it would do is up another 20-30%. Any higher is just demand destruction
>>62687942that would be truly awesome to watchnothing could compare to the entertainment value of that
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHINGIT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNhttps://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg
>>62687950your video is unavailable, bear.
>>62687951need to update my song lyrics txt filehttps://youtu.be/hoKluzn07eQ
Is now a good or bad time to have a lot of money in bonds
>>62687953>holding goytoken Get out, now.
>>62687953Buy the fucking dip, pussy.
TECSboyz we are about to eat gud
>>62687953>BondsAre you fucking high or stupid?
>>62687963This is some cyberpunk idiocracy shit
>>62687953>holding the governments insolvent bagsO HO HO NO NO NO
>>62687963they can post this in public but i get arrested for jacking off in hooters
Is everything really going down? I don't have access to sunday trading.
>>62687963goys are out of controlI predict there will be blacked billboards by 2050 on Kalshi(tm)
>>62687969>I don't have access to sunday trading.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDdKCm51LGsalso yeah but it was worse on open
>>62687968Seeing this ad at work will get you fired. LMAO.
>>62687968There's this weird dynamic in normalfag society where male sexuality is constantly solicited and then ruthlessly punished when it is acted uponIt's some kind of psychosexual sadistic torture routine
>>62687905if you think Astra is slop you are simply a retard. you can give is a 2-D design and it automatically gives you a 3-D render of it with 7000 different components for you to edit. It has made AUTOCAD completely obsolete and this is just in a week of use
>>62687953buying bonds is a bet on them doing nothing forever and letting the entire world's economy crash for no good reason. I'd do the unleveraged S&P as a bare minimum as an investment and limit bonds as much as possible.
>>62687945Everything's alright, yes, everything's fineAnd the oil's gonna go up tonightLet the markets go up tonightIf we buy we'll get bySo forget all about dips tonight
I have my "emergency fund" in bonds. Is that stupid?
>>62687989>It has made AUTOCAD completely obsoletehahahahahahahahahalooking forward to the very first all Astra designed airlinerso I can stay the fuck away from it
>>62687990buying bonds is betting the current interest will be higher than in the future. You can make a lot of money with bonds if you actually understod how the market works. Bond holders had a +50% gain after the housing crisis due the lowering of interest rates
>>62687993>all rhese luddites not realizing they are dinos just before the meteorite landedI wish I was as stupid as you anon
>>62687908i don't get itwhat's ai gonna do if I shut the power off
>>62687999Funny post anon, thanks for the laughs>checked
>>62687942i think they're more worried about protecting the integrity of their real property
>>62688001the problem comes when you put this agents everywhere and you tell it>make me richand it just takes money from someone else's bank account and puts it in yours. Obviously the problem of alignment is important
>>62687992What percentage of your total savings is in bonds?
>>62687992a little, yeah
>>62687996shill me your bonds
>The companies were unsure if such large upfront payments were necessary, citing uncertainty over the long-term durability of semiconductor demand, a company official in Seoul told Reuters. The official spoke on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the matter.>Samsung Electronics and SK Hynix declined to comment.It's fucking over memory sissies.
>>62688010Not that anon, but just buy SGOV. Don't expect to get rich though.
>>62688012shill me your bonds to get rich wtfI'm doing this because I want to get rich
>>62687996>buying bonds is betting the current interest will be higher than in the futureuh....wut?
>>62688014>he wants to get rich off of bondslmao just buy the dip
>-0,1% alreadyKneegrowths.
>>62688015yes, learn how bonds work. The face value of a bond adjusts with interest rates, so if you buy 100$ at 5% interest and that same bond next month is sold at a 2% interest your face value has increased so your yield matches that 2%
>>62688015do goyim really
>>62688020You buy bonds to lock in the interest rate now because you think interest rates are going lower. If rates go higher you bond loses value and you sell at a loss, or if you keep it you do not make as much interest as you could if you bought a new bond at the higher rate (lower bond price).
>>62688026Yes exactly. Bond markets can be very lucrative, they are just more boring and harder to understand than>stock goes up on higher earnings and hype
>persian bantshttps://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2099186880986202241
Help I can't stop doomscrolling on twitter and getting mad at jews and politics
Got spy 760 callsPlease god black swan Monday I need this
>>62688028seems easier to understand than the whims of a few rich whales desuwe know inflation is fucked and rates are unlikely to decrease, so selling bonds now seems to be the playversus semiconductor voodoo magic maybe hype train continues but we're at aths and maybe it doesn't idk seems a lot more like gambling to me chief
>>6268800810%>>62688009why
What the fuck are we slurping? Today or tomorrow?
bwet is just absurd
>>62688038>>62688028I think the key insight is that money can be continuously compounded, eg for a given span of time, you should be compensated X% for holding that instrument; everything else is based on that value and for risk
>>6268804010%? Not stupid.
The increase in BWET talk here makes me believe it will dump sometime soon. We had the same thing happening with MUU and SNXX before it all went down
>>62687965at least it's not some obese poc
>>62688042I´m thinking of FOMOing in, this might the top.
>>62688047yeah I'm not buying it just marveling at it
>>62687554It's pretty simple: They always knew oil was going to rip so they used their news media apparatus to jawbone down prices and fill their bags.
Whoa shit nigga, what the fuck are you doing? It’s fucken so over.
>>6268804010% is alright I thought you had like 50%. the younger you are the less bonds you need because they're low risk low return.>>62688051I think it did like 13% on friday and another 18% today premarketit can always go higher but also one headline can wipe out 30%I'm thinking calls
>>62688051It will keep ripping as long as things aren't stable in Iran but if you look at how it performed every day this year you can see the dumps are pretty painful
future polymarket enthusiast
>>62688036Meant to say puts
>QQQ -1.20%Looking like a nigger day, -2%.
Ns and Js
>>62688057Is that a map of greater judea?
>>62688071yes. good eye, anon.
You could have beaten the SPY one year return in one weekend. Why didn't you do it? Do you want to stay poor forever?
>>62688071Regular Judea, doesn´t even have the West Bank, Sinai, Gaza or Jordan. Was Epstein a Lesser Israel cuck?
>>62688076It had already ran too high by that point. I don't want to lose 30% of my port because of a Trump Truth boss.
>>62687111nah he should have just gotten his head blown off
>>62688087Even if he is killed, you will still have this war because the Jews demanded it. The colony governor has no authority to not go to war
>>62688087blame that dweeb maruchan candidate
>>62688087>>62688094>>62688095you know then again no one would be getting htese epic entries if trump wasnt electd and suvivedso conflicted
>>62688076I didn't even see anyone post about it
>>62688100I tried to shill it but just got ignored and insulted. Tried to shill on X and had people said they will short it because it is up so much. I tried to teach them to be rich and they hated me for it
do I sell everything in one hour or is this a fake ai dump?
>>62688103>tried to shill on x instead of bizKys
>>62688105Well, doesn't look like you guys listened. I am done with you ungrateful retards
The way these fucking nerds talk about muh AI danger like they´re in a sci-fi movie is annoying af.
FUCKING NIGGERS WE GETTING CRUSHED RIGHT NOW IN EUROPE TECH NIGGGERRRSSSS.
>>62688076i feel like this is the shipping futures they told us we should be selling short
"This is the way the Jew make money … and made a fortune in the past ten years selling short the shipping futures let the goyim deal in the real world"
https://xcancel.com/DavidShuster/status/2099267628170682796>I’m told WH aides are advising Trump to give a national TV address in the next 72 hours, declare certain aspects of the AI race an “imminent threat to humanity,” and announce regulations pausing the things Tech companies want paused
my worry is that we're now gonna have three red days in a row until the interest decision
>>62688114>>62688117I will see you both behind Wendy's
>>62688119if the past 24 months have taught us anything it's that this is an engineered fud by orange nigger and his talmudic lackeys shorting the marketeasiest fade of my lfie
>>62688083didn't you hear? Bags are filled, they are pumping oil now
WHEN IS GOLD GOING TO MOON I'M TIRED OF WAITING AAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>62688130>gold mooning when everyone need dollars to buy oilsAnon, I...
My euro gamedev doing a little something. Computers don't run on oil afterall.
>>62687925SNIFF
>>62688076> expense ratio 3.5%
>>62688119yes lets pause AI development so winnie the pooh can get true AGI first and take over the world, the US will definitely pause AI research.
how would one profit from selling calls under the impending circumstances of the next few hours onward?
>>62688130People have been waiting since 1980
man, I'm so glad the market is EFFICIENT, it's so good that the market is so EFFICIENT, thank God the market is not inefficient or manipulated, bless those EFFICIENT markets
crisis level sneed itt
mr president, i am tired of winning!!
Crashing this market with no survivers
when will the pain stop bros
>>62688169
when the market opens i am going to lose my entire port in calls that expire today.
>>62688176>>62688176>>62688176
>>62687855Rates are really high and if they go higher it will be a big problem. It's already a problem.Lenders balance yields with security and the government, being able to literally create money and point guns at people, offers the best security; if it collapsed then domestic companies etc likely would too (although as an aside there is an argument that international companies could be more secure but it's an edge case). So the yield the government offers is essentially the baseline minimum - they wont lend you money to buy a house cheaper than they will lend to the government.>>62687953I hope it's a good time. I don't have much in bonds but if it's a bad time and we get insane 80s like yields then markets will suffer a lot.>>62687990You're a fucking retard. A better way to address inflation would be to stop injecting money into the economy. 5% is dangerously high and more is insanity.If you are on /biz/ you should care more about market health than the government budget. Fuck the stupid nigger government they only spend money on bullshit anyway.
>>62687855Slavhedge is an Anti-American psyop.He only wants to push the debasement trade because it’s like crack cocaine to the thirdie mind.>Dollar gets weaker, letting the thirdie countries go even more full retard without worrying about burgers playing hall monitor with sanctions or something.>You can also get rich in the process through a debasement trade position.
