Prepare your Angus EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62677357
This will get a lot worse before it gets better
>>62688180not yet mumus, our time is coming
and if you put all your cash into pokemon cards
it has begun
>>62688187this shit will reach 160 this week
You guys are expecting bad so nothing will happen :(
>>62688169You gotta vote harder boss.
anyone else accumulating commodities?
>>62688189i hopei fucked up the run last time two week ago when "they" stopped fucking around with it and missed out on the run to 20$ in skhx
Ugh of course it tanks. I'm tired. When does it stop acting like this? Refuses to tank below a certain point and seems to love tanking once past a certain point. I'm tired of semi and memory stocks
>>62688190>>62688192Im accumulating monetary metals
>>62688176guys, we buy or sell today? should i keep my oil?
when the market opens i am going to lose my entire port in calls that expire today.
>>62688190>WWIII is imminent>Oil at 100+>Diesel at ATH>Inflation at 4.3%>Japan 10Y at 3%+>USA 10Y at 5%+>2T AI bubble being popped>Fed about to raise rates 100 bps>40T in US sovereign debtI could continue, but the bers in here can only get so erect
im almost certain orange man is deliberately keeping MU sub 1k, everytime it goes over 1k something happens. is this free money if you short the moment it goes over 1k?
>>62688196why didnt you take profit?
at least we have our health
>>62688198
2 more days
realistically how long should one wait until buying more? after wednesday or on friday for the weekend sell offening? or beyond?
Bloodbath incoming...
>Dreamed about my high school crush againWhich stocks to buy to profit from this vision?
WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON?DID TRUMP ANNOUNCE HE GOT BBC ANAL?DID NETANJAHU SUCK A COCK IN PUBLIC?WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THIS MADNESS????i am so sick of this kangaroo market fuck his shit we trading the same range since a year
>>62688216>DID TRUMP ANNOUNCE HE GOT BBC ANAL?nah he too scared
Are they pricing in the AI halt as a done thing? Seems like anything related to it is down at least 5%I'm gonna be buying up because no way Trump asks for a halt
>>62688201someone pat me on the head
>>62688222you're retarded if you bought calls that expire on a monday, we don't love you retard, you get nothing
>>62688202you’re underestimating how strong one’s sense of denial can be>unironically BMW.F
It just keeps going down boss.
The IEA’s September report confirms the oil flare is now clearly visible in the physical market.* Global observed oil inventories have fallen about 507 million barrels since February — an extraordinary average draw of roughly 2.8 mb/d.* August alone drew about 95 million barrels, or 3.1 mb/d. That is a severe physical deficit despite high prices already suppressing demand.* Gulf oil exports averaged only ~13 mb/d in August, roughly half pre-war levels.* Gulf crude supply has recovered somewhat but remains nearly 45% below normal. Refined products and LPG remain around 60% below normal.* Gulf diesel exports collapsed to ~390 kb/d — barely one-quarter of normal. Combined Gulf and Russian diesel exports are down approximately 1.6 mb/d from February.* Refining is becoming the pressure point. Atlantic Basin refining margins reached record levels, while US diesel briefly exceeded $200/barrel in early September.* The IEA now expects complete Gulf supply recovery only during 2027. This is no longer being treated as a short disruption.* Inventories have been the shock absorber. The IEA warns these buffers are shrinking while the global refining system is stretched to its limits.* Governments have already coordinated roughly 400 million barrels of emergency-stock releases — the largest intervention ever.* Yet inventories continue falling around 3 mb/d. Emergency stocks are therefore cushioning the shortage, not eliminating it.* The report also predates the latest damage to Saudi Arabia’s East-West pipeline, a major route for bypassing Hormuz.CONCLUSION: The flare we were waiting for is here. The strongest signal isn’t Brent above $100; it’s inventories collapsing despite emergency releases, demand destruction and intense refinery utilisation. The system is burning through its buffers to maintain supply. If Gulf exports remain impaired, the next phase should increasingly appear in crude, diesel and consumer prices.
>>62688221i think its more about the 88.5% rate hike in 2 days, with a 41.2% chance for a double hike in october. the "ai is evolving way too fast" thing sounds more like a marketing stunt to me. but it doesnt matter, the lines go up and down and no amount of mental gymnastics will bend the markets to a narrative
Someone stop CVX, I can't slurp
uhh orange retard is going to release the biggest TACO ever this week right?
Good morning friends! We’re all going to make it, because of Lingerie!
>>62688236The crisis has already begun. Taco won’t stop it now.
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY TO BE CASH GANG
>>62688236How is that supposed to work?He has zero leverage
STONKS!
>>62688239Word
A.I. sissies? How do you feel? Did you really think OpenAI and Antrophic were going to be profitable when open source models exist?Did you really think the ponzi scheme would hold?SoftBank, how do you feel?
I have so much microplastics in my brain and plastic is made from oilhow do I profit from this?
how do you all feel about GUSH
>>62688239IndeedWhat's your reentry plan?I don't have one...
>>62688245Buy brown liquids and keep buying more brown liquids. They always go up.Humanity can never stop brown liquids
when drumpf realizes this is a perfect time to dump the markets even more he'll announce some ai regulation bullshit
>>62688244It was always inevitable that we would all use chinese AI in the long run. It's always the same with americans. Let's all bet a against america. Clearly this is day of it's doom. Bobo was right all these years. He was just early like Michael Dingleberry our Hero.
after i pay my monthly responsibilities off, any reason to NOT dump the rest into roth ira and have the money increase via stocks and s&p?common advice tells me "muh emergency fund", but that will just be money that's sotting there doing nothing and getting eaten by inflation
>>62688236>TACOLil Donnie will be corrected by BBC(Bibi's Big Cock) if he tries shit like this.
>>62688248Imma wait until Thursday to get big involved. Too much risk right now. Probably take 1% of my account and buy oil calls or tech puts Monday morning, maybe both. Might sell OTM puts on PLTR Thursday, it should be going down with tech but it isn't.
>>62688244i dont give a fuck about open source models when openai made something that can solve millennium problems. /smg/ is not bullish enough
What about admitting that you can't afford this war and accepting defeat?Then make peace with Europe so they can help you ensure that you keep partial control of the middle east.
>>62688259Stealing 98% of the research then throwing 10M of compute at the remaining 2% question isn't solving anything anon.
Wife of Japan
>>62688203the house always wins, the jews will just let it rip to liquidate your short and then dump it
>>62688262DAMNIT, KEVIN, WHAT THE FUCK? YOU SAID YOU HAD THE CARRY TRADE CONTAINED KEVIN. YOU SAID YOU WERE THE HOUSE NOW KEVIN. WHAT THE FUCK KEV?!
>>62688269They wouldn't do that because they are my friends
>>62688261Yeah it is, you have no idea what you are talking about or how difficult a problem it is. If it was easy, no human that was close would delay in finishing it. Openai has a proof and buckman or any other of the best mathematicians and smartest humans in the fucking world don't. It's as simply as that. Hell the top mathematicians in the world still haven't even digested or fully understand the proof yet.
>>62688278Take it to /g/ pal, they will happily explain to you in excruciating detail about why you are wrong. I'm just here to make money and rip on mumu.
>>62688257Thanks
>>62688278so the top mathematicians don't know if the proof is correct?
it's so absolutely over
TRUMMP{PPPPPP SAVE MEEEEEEEEE
Despite all odds and owning no oil stocks I am making money. Up 1,3% already. Thank you for entertaining my attention whoring.
alright im officially done daytrading-22% in 3 weekson the other hand, on sports betting im up 140%that tells you all you need to know, if youve ever considered giving it a try
>>62688290i will not memorize names of negros, I don't care how good the pay is. I prefer the jew market over the nigger market
>>62688286no it is 100% correct, its formulated in lean so its logically consistent or it won't compile.
>>62688282Just went into /g/ and it's literally AI central over there
>>62688290whats going to happen to sportsball if the markets crash?
I bought the top on SKHY on Friday
>>62688301Flight price wise less fans on stadiums and less tickets sold.
>>62688205Jokes on you, Im in the loony bin.
Hello, dip slurpers. Are we buying in increments or waiting for an even bigger dip to go all-in?
>>62688290> sports bettingWe need an IQ test for posting
>>62688305sell now if you can and buy skhz if you think itll keep going downor buy back in around 14x or less
>>62688311Waiting for a bigger dip obviouslyQuestion is: how much bigger?
>>62688260it's either trump continues or he's jailed for whatever it is the jews have on him or assassinated for being an enemy of israel
>>62688297>>62688312im not telling you to bet on sports retards. im telling you daytrading sucks and is not worth it>>62688301probably nothing
>my portfolio that significantly lacks a.i. exposure still up today >my portfolio that significantly lacks a.i. exposure still outperforming shit&piss500 over the past 5 yearshmm, how are you retards even losing money?
Fine I'll take the -3% hit on my shit, the good run had to end at some point.When will this big bad dump get reflected in the computer part markets? I want to grab a new drive or two before AI picks up again
>>62688316Why not git gud instead?
I wonder what all the oil analysts who were babbling about pipelines making the strait of Hormuz irrelevant will say now.
>>62688320i got good at betting, but thats beside my main point
>>62688324you're bad at daytrading because it's not betting
>>62688244What's happening is the model makers (still private) say they want to collude against the chipmakers (public) as well as smaller ai cos
>>62688324If you want to get less bad, post your last five daytrades, and I'll explain why each one was a bad idea
KEK SOXL
>>62688329The party hasn't even started yet. Jim Normie still has four more hours to sleep before he calls his broker in a panic sweat.
TRIPSANDWEDIPSTHENVINTO SNIPSSNABSCRABS
guys what if Lump remove all sanctions on russia to help the oil crisis? will the kikes let him?
RAM (2X DRAM) -12%SOXL (3X SOXX) -14%TECL (3X XLK) -7%TQQQ (3X QQQ) -5.5%MUU (2X MU) -10%SNXX (2X SNDK) -10.5%
>paid $400 dollars to lick a hot woman's asshole yesterday
>>62688335Russia isn't producing shit though since Ukies blew up their refineries. We could get an oil glut but refined products would remain expensive.
Oh hehehehe turns out I had a bunch of puts purchased last week. That's nice, wish I had more
>>62688335dolan slump wood never
manifesting SPY reverses course and +1% today or its all over for me
koreans didn't even hit the breakers todayit's going to be fine
>>62688335>Trump removes sanctions>Russian shit still is being bombedWhat now?
>>62688335He screeched that zelensky keeps attacking ruzzian refineries and that he should stop because that causes the diesel shortage
I hope this market crashes with no survivors, you motherfuckers have eaten good long enough
>>62688335They can’t even provide enough oil for their own country, maybe he can divert even more abroad and have the local serfs pay extra, clearly they enjoy getting dicked
>>62688356that bobo envy gonna age you niggaenjoy your wrinkles
Why do bers long for suffering? They welcome famine, war, pestilence etc. What drives them?
>>62688356You should watch the platform
Imagine for a second $20 SOXL before the end of week, just imagine...
>>62688352they're saving that for tomorrow, they were hoping us markets wouldn't crash and now they're gonna enter full panic sell mode
>>62688361Death
>>62688361because I got half a million to deploy and I refuse to be your exit liquidity, nigger
>>62688361>Why do bers long for suffering?We don't. We long for rationality to return to the market so that blatant scam companies like Oracle don't hoover up capital that should be going to more deserving companies.
>futures
It is over for memorysissies
>>62688361>What drives them?
I'm +19€ green today :)
Going to fucking panic and sell everything, will buy back tomorrow or weds
>>62688383Going to buy back at a higher price? Good strategy boss.
>>62688383same except I sold last thursday/friday because I'm not retardedgonna wait for the october sale
>>62688384Something deep inside me says that there will be a big dump today followed by a big Korea dump and maybe a recovery tomorrow, will wait until after the first hour of trading to decide
! ACHTUNG !German stocks are crashing with no survivors. Even the erstwhile wunderkind stocks of Siemens Energy and Hochtief are down 7.5%!
People will look back at us freaking out over these stochastic parrots "wiping out humanity" and laugh at our silliness.
>>62688390oh no not germany!!1!
>>62688247I'm holding GUSH, will sell anywhere between 50 and 60, probably more to the higher end. We'll see
I drank too much yesterday and now my shit's all watery. Thankfully I'm largely in cash and Google so the big dip today isn't adding to my woes.
that was the generational bottom 45 minutes ago
>>62688361some people treat the markets like a reflection of reality (bears), not a magical wish granting machine (bulls)
what happened justifying -2% nasdog in pre?
>fuel shortage even in Iraqnuke Israel already
>>62688405But...this means it'll be zero in 100-200 days...
>>62688404Reality? Them days are gone.
Source tells me SOXL is stable. Please god
You couldn’t ask for a better entry point of gold silver copper platinum and the rest miners.
>>62688412
>>62688411i will never buy shiny rocksdon't you dare mention copper alongside them
>>62688407>whole world produces oil but the world is going down because one country isntsurealso no one needs oileverything relevant runs on electricity
>>62688415I said miners. Are you thick?
>>62688412I wish a journalist would slap his face next time he lies. It's so fucking exhausting.
>>62688412kek, he's lost it
>>62688411its ok but nowhere near as good as last year when i was tellinig you retards to buy in. im waiting for the flash crash after oil goes through the roof before buying any more
>>62688416Is that you Baggler?
Oman and Iran will hammer out some bullshit in 18hrs ruining bobina's orgasm once again
>>62688410Counting or not counting memory?
rich people newsIt's mean to call rich people out on being employed in jobs they're not qualified for or good at because their parents are rich and connected
>>62688183you keep these things saved on your pc?what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>62688421Well we don’t have time machines. And that bottom in July is gone. Won’t be seen again. Looking forward.
>>62688418TDS
>WMT green>GOOGL greenLet's go my benchods
>>62688412Ah so the coming fuel crisis is entirely due to Trump being a warmonger? This isn't what I voted for.
>>62688427Jamboy shoulda drank more milk
>GOOG pays out divvy>then goes up 1%>when oil is mooningHuh? I'm not complaining but that's weird.
>>62688406reply you fucking trannieswhat is going on
when are we buying back, bobros? I was thinking 2034
>>62688440your mom
>>62688417i know but you're still shackled to the shinky rock market
Why the fuck are these retards talking about stopping AI? They need to be talking about beating China at all costs and curing cancer or some shit.
>>62688230AI slop
When the fed hikes rates think about all of the people that will instantly get margin called, is that what you want? This beautiful system that has been provided to us to free us from financial oppression will go up in smoke. Rate hikes are evil shit when you think about it.
Don't fucking scare the normies, God damn stupid tech retards.
>>62688448You wouldn’t read the full EIA report if I posted it. It’s just a compression of the numbers.
>>62688452Why didn't it compress the em-dashes
>>62688426nepo baby is their n word (n****r)
>>62688451As tech nerd trannies they think they are actually in a sci-fi movie larping as Leonard Nimoy, they must save humanity from the super AI!
>>62688449not buying your bags, rajesh
>>62688210Yom Kippur
>>62688259>something that can solve* millennium*with the help of stolen research
>>62688239>He doubted Kash Kangs.Be greedy when others are dismissive.
>>62688463sorry cracker the white folk courts legalized theft if you call it traininglike me training this crank on your car to research your tire size and recreate it later for a profit
>>62688447Jews are crying and colluding because they're jealous that the market has rewarded the intellectual and moral superiority of the Hoklo elite. We should be talking about whether or not antitrust action is in order
>>62688255The mass of brown communists that will control the country in 30 years wont honor the tax status of the accounts.
>>62688458This is the only explanation. Fucking larpers.
>paying an instathot $1000 to get to sniff her asshole for 10 minutes
>>62688449massive fed rate hikes in june
>>62688262I sometimes wonder if he harbors a secret guilt about his previous currency trades when he was at Soros. And this Japan thing was his way of atoning for that.
>Treasury chief wants no pause in AI development, and blasts firms over their communication.NOOOOOOO YOU GOTTA KEEP THE GRIFT GOING, WE NEED OT GROW, OUR GROWTH ARGUMENT (outgrowing debt) HINGES ON IT
>>62688447OpenAI is winningElon is a loser
EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GAMESTOP I BUY, I WILL NEVER SELL. NO MATTER WHAT. STOCK UP OR STOCK DOWN. PERMA DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. DIAMOND HANDS UNTIL IVE STOPPED BREATHING.
Bobos are losers made to be raped by mumus
>either shitrael wins or the world goes under!why we allowing this madness again?
>>62688483You killed the one man who tried to stop it
>>62688483Bro, you live in Bangladesh.
>>62688447Trump realized he fucked over our AI advantage and made China more self-sufficient so he's trying to scare them into slowing down with "It'll kill us all" FUD.
>>62688236Can't wait for the moment all you TACO retards will realize your retarded larper emperor doesn't control anything and can't TACO his ass out of this mess. And all you nothing happeners, I can't wait to see you sharing needles with fentanylbros under a bridge soon enough.
>>62688483> kaim the forshuginah arabs are not dying fast enough and our position in the middle east is consistently proving to be untenable what should we do> dont worry shlomo, we will just make our problem the goyim's problem and then they will fix it for us
>>62688483Reported for antisemitism.
>>62688447Because AI is starting to cause a cash crunch.AI bond issuance is bumping against actual government bond issuance. This heel turn is the government taping on the shoulder of these AI companies and saying “If y'all keep going, you’re going to blow up the federal budget into a debt spiral.”Then there’s cash being sucked into oil, RAM, and other inflating goods.Eventually the pool of money to play with just has to shrink.It’s kind of a new feeling for most, considering we’ve spent like 20 years in a ZIRP world. But you can in fact have moments of cash scarcity where you have to choose between what you buy. Crazy, i know.
>>62688492NEHbros stay winning.
>>62688488Charlie Kirk?
>>62688492>betting against nothingYou deserve the downfall m8
>>62688236Anon you don’t understand. The Jews have forced the US into a permanent standoff with Iran. Even if the Dem won in 2028, they will keep the blockade. If they withdraw, then the US security blanket fail. The GCC will mass fire-sale all of US assets like treasuries. The petrodollar will be killed and world trade permanently damaged. And it won’t be just the Middle East. Even the likes of Korea will fall to China’s influence. It is the death of empires. There is no TACO from this, this is it.
>>62688499Kirk was bought by the Israelis anyway. He's referring to JFK.
There literally is not a fuel shortage or any risk of one happening in the future. If there was than the price of gas would be shooting up. But it isn't. So people are just making up some bullshut about downed pipelines and closed straits. None of it is real. Otherwise the prices would already be up.
>>62688471wait how do i find these instathots? i have one thousand dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA
>>62688335AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAProtip: it's even worse now. Basically, imagine Egypt having to import sand.
>>62688504>skip propaganda
>>62688499I meant the painter. Kirk is literally top goy. He shilled for Israel and touched the wall
What else can we sacrifice to keep the hopes and dreams of greater khazaria alive? Even the golden egg of AI is getting slaughtered
>>62688454Compress the pages and pages of data you plonker. There’s a 2000 characters limit. Read it here. https://www.iea.org/reports/oil-market-report-september-2026I’ve been tracking them and getting a running conclusion I’ve been posting here. It’s just data.
CHINA IS AFRAID>>62688477Kek based fuck bobos
>>62688514It's good to know that one air force base is in maximim overdrive this morning. Things must be bad.
>>62688513retards who are saying "nyoooo they're just giving the ai race victory to chinaaaa" don't understand the chinese mind at allthey fully understand the danger unregulated ai poses and they'll definitely want as much control over it as possible
>>62688502Why do people keep posting dumb shit like thisif OIL is not flowing it will be CHINA that collapses as they have no OIL to run their systems, while the US has infinity oil.
If the markets dump, I slurp
>>62688517do not insulting the fettermanhe will EAT your first newborn and sleep underneath your bed for the next year for this disrespect
>>62688521Do you know how much oil China still has and how much the US has? The cavern is gonna collapse. And no, shale and Venezuela is a rounding error at best
SILVER NO
>>62688519Wow, looks like EU was right.
>>62688507Kek I didn't realise it was that bad
>>62688502>The GCC will mass fire-sale all of US assets like treasuries.Wrong, even Iran buys US assets and part of their peace agreement is literally them asking for their frozen assets back.They will keep buying regardless.> It is the death of empiresOh, I’m talking to a doomtard with no portfolio.Carry on.
>>62688438Google will x4 in 7 years, It is PE ratio is 30 when it should be 100, so slurping Google at any price makes sense. I don't DCA indexes, I just DCA Google
>stocks green already>everything recoveringwhat a gay fucking dump can't believe I sold my shit for this
>>62688514I suspect your taxes strongly support one side though
>>62688514
>>62688534Its PE is 16.85 anon. Even better. But know your shit first before giving advice.
>>62688535>selling during dumpsliterally buy high sell low negative IQ investing
>>62688519Yeah no shit they want control of it, too bad they can't have it LOL. As I read it, they are mostly scared the US will use AI to destabilize the CCP, which is not the plan of either the white house or the tech companies I don't think but you can see why they'd worry
>>62688535donttimethemarkets
>>62688540its operational PE is 33. I don't care about assets getting a theoretical appreciation, I buy businesses and cash flows not hedge funds, moron
>>62688541respectfully sar do not be making assumptions about me dalit bastardI did sold high last week because I am brahmin bvll>>62688544watch me bitch (I will buy in october)
>>62688546why not just buy more in oct?
>>62688430lol no
>>62688533This is cope. They had to participate in Western financial system but weaponizing it only further diversification from it. The USD already dropped from 70% to 50. If the US failed to protect the GCC, there will be an alternative financial system to replace the US. >portfolioI am an oil bull and have posted by portfolio several times this weekend. You can easily find it in the last few threads
>>62688548because it will be cheaper?? everything I sold would have been deep red todayI might just fuck off until the midterms too honestly but I'm waiting to see the reaction on wednesday like every other mf
>>62688472>0.25%>massive
>>62688526How DARE you
NIGGER MONDAY
>>62688531It happens sometimes
When people talk about the death of thebdollar I keep SLURPING. Inverting the investments of these morons just prints me money
MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY
>>62688447Enjoying holding that bag, it is going to be a long decade.
Ron Paul was right, we need to end the fed
>>62688552>there will be an alternative financial systemDoubtful. If so, it will probably go horribly wrong like with those Venezuelans who were dumb enough to get debt trapped by the ‘petroyuan’ to the point they starved in turbo poverty.
>>62688528>the cavernI'm sorry but is the SPR literally a cave filled with oil because I was under the impression it was a lot of barrels designed for long term storage in a cave. Because a cave full of just fucking oil sounds really retarded.
cybersecurity is such a fucktarded sectoralways giga pumping during dumps like what the fuck who is paying for this much fucking cybersecurity windows defender is free nigga
>>62688490no you dothats why you know where that is suppose to be
>>62688519>the dangerColossus and Guardian aren't real and american dad is a cartoonif AI gets the nukes and kills us then that's super based and redpilled
>>62688495oh that was not antisemitism but i want to kill every jew
Fuck the kikes
>>62688552If you're an oil bull then you're bullish on american companies like chevron
>>62688565Yes. It's multiple caverns in fact.
>>62688566If you are clueless as to why cybersecurity might be pumping today then you are ngmi
It’s obvious we are going to pump on open the ai leaders are already walking back the whole slow down thingBuy calls
>>62688565Wait till you find out every other source of oil is also just a cave with oil in it.
>heems youhappy monday
>>62688576WAS multiple caverns
-_-'soxlsisters...
>>62688558Do you find it acceptable use that word?
>>62688577jokes aside the multiples are still insane
>>62688586good morning
>>62688584Hahahahenjoy your 20,000 shares on margin
there is this fucking spider inside my window and I don't know how it got there, but it's been running around the screen without making a web or FUCKING LEAVING or dying for the last 2 days. Like if it got in it should know how to fucking leave.Financially.
I sold like 80% of my memory and I'm buying back in later today at an even bigger dip
>>62688562Only bags I'm holding are ur mom boobers
uhh why are we even at war again
>>62688593put him in a cup and release him outside
>>62688598To open the Strait which Sleepy Joe Biden and the dumbocraps closed!
>prices change>so do you
>>62688598Meme man was supposed to turn the vagoo back into a lion, how can this be
I sold all my memory and some of my individual stocks.I now officially don't give a fuck anymore if the market crashes.I'm ready to SLURP!
Trump is the greatest president our country has seen since ReaganThis economic downturn is all a part of The Plan to build back better and save our dying country. The Golden Age is here
>>626886062/10
>>62688601
>>62688598because the israelis have kompromat on the potus which I guess isn't as bad as shooting him in a motorcade but that's enshittification for you
>>62688594does paying capital gains for these minuscule dumps makes any sense? holding seems a lot cheaper
>*WHOOP WHOOP*Pull up, pull up!>*WHOOP WHOOP*Pull up!
>>62688613>>62688613My TECS longs appreciate it tho..
my $250 SOXL is now $58 somehow. time to yolo the rest into SOXS now
>VIX is only at 18 againabsolute refusal to cover assyou know this is gonna be a happening because back in march everybody was buying protection so nothing happened. now nobody is buying protection even though shit is way more fucked>>62688376this desu
>my small caps keep printing moneyThe economy is good, whoever doesn't slurp will lose BIGLY
>>62688579>Be American elites>Spend so long lying to the global populus that nobody can tell or care if your concern is real or fabricated anymoreUnfortunately we're all in the belly of the machine and it is still bleeding to death
>>62688618Democracy is a scam
>>62688618Godspeed you nigga emperor
When do we slurp MU, Sandisk, Nebius and Marvell?
>>62688535literally nothing is green you faggot
>>62688519Fact checked by real Chinese Insider.
>oil
>mutts can literally buy inside trading ETFsHow can you not make it in the US? Just hold NANC and GOP depending on who wins the elections
Oman oh man. This is the gulf deliverable benchmark by the way.
>>62688632>How can you not make it in the USdon't invest at allmost people don't
lmao those $760 SPY put options I bought at the close on Friday are actually ITM now. G_d bless America, and G_d bless our Troops boss.
>>62688627nothing is red either. though. S&P500 has been crabbing at -0.15% all day since EU market open. If you read through these generals, you'd think we are in a 10-20% correction at the bare minimum, but we're barely 2% off from ATH.
>>62688636Or investing in bullshit.
OIL BAGGOTSSAVE MEI WAS WRONG TO DOUBT YOUHELP ME OIL BAGGOTS, OIL BAGGOTS HELP ME!!!
So what tickets should I slurp to beat the war economy?
>>62688641those are reputable sources for the price
>>62688644LMT
>>62688642>I WAS WRONG TO DOUBT YOUThese mouth breathers were telling you $250 per barrel oil back in March, and now you believe them? Let me ask you this, if those dune coons blow up all the refineries, who's going to be buying crude oil when gasoline and diesel production is bottle capped by the refinery capacity boss?
>>62688611it's risky and probably best avoided, but I've been having decent success with it. If you sell and buy back in at a 2-5% dip on panic sell-off days it's worth it
>>62688642I wouldn’t buy in now. The chance of nationalisation in a crisis. Rationing and the like are high. The time was PBF I was shilling 2 months ago. Trump may yet try to TACO. The pressure is rising. If he stays the course (if Israel gets their way). I see the US blocking exports abroad. Europe will enter a tailspin. Brent long call might be a good option in that case for leverage at around 220. Other than that. Miners for the storm.
>>62688230It was supposed to be an oil glutttttttttt
>>62688644Consumer staples. My hedge of choice is KO.
Who here slurped Google?
>>62688649Anyone that needs it? You do understand supply and demand. The refiners will have a field day in this case. If nationalisation and export embargoes aren’t brought in. Which they likely will be without a course change.
>>62688655That was just market manipulation to try control prices. No jawboning will work now. It’s too far gone. Everyone can see the crisis.
>>62688658I did some weeks ago so I'm basically sitting at 0 now. 5% of port.
>>62688659>the refiners are going to have a field day in this case>in this case the refineries were all blown uplook I know it's monday morning, but your reading comprehension needs a little work okay asshole?
Morning poorfags. My bonus hit.
>>62688666Good morning saar.
>>62688666morning saar
>>62688663Said the Trumpslug. You have zero credibility pal. We all remember you parroting his retarded boomerbabble.
>>62688666that's a lot of lakhs
>>62688668>>62688672Morning benchods
>>62688176I can never get a crust like that what am I doing wrong?
>>62688673I'm not your pal, faggot.
Looks like $105 was the giga top for WTIBAHAHAHA KWAB OIL BAGGOTSGood thing I kept my composure :3
>>62681750I went back and found this one for VOO faggots that say you cant/shouldn't time the market.>QQQM 289 this morningnasdaq is finally looking kinda cheap. definitely can go lower but I'm interested today in buying a little finally
>>62688680Probably either not having enough rub or not searing hot enough(reverse sear is better)
>>62688683It can't grow past the point where people start buying less.
>>62688680I use a cast iron pan and have one of those cast iron weight things to push it down into the pan. That weight thing does a lot of work.
>Ron Paul was right, we need to end the fed
>>62688685>Dat moose knuckle...
>>62688693DAMNIT MOM YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH
>>62688693Nobody actually sits like that while they're playing cards, they spread out and use the whole fucking table. I hate how fake and gay this gif is boss.
>>62688695What a klutz
bought 300 more soxl @ 101.15 in premarket... gemini said that this is most likely a bear trap
>>62688642always be yourself ways always
>Covert oil shipments through Strait of Hormuz rising, US energy secretary saysYeah I'm sure oil will go down if you ask it nicely with these headlines KEK
>>62688176Ever since I stopped chasing emergent companies and just went full port AAPL my life has been calmer. Even when the bubble pops if it really happens it will be the least affected mag so it's alright.>>62688202Won't be happening in another year at the very least, plenty of months left to squeeze. I plan to return by mid 2027, sell everything and wait for the shitshow to unfold.
>>62688698Ill try to do better, boss.>Picrel makes my brain short circuit
>>62688700I hate AI and hope you trannies get the rope but I think bear trap too. first they get the retail to buy the puts then they rally on NO NEWS or maybe an axios tweet. but you are supposed to sell tomorrow boss because Kevin is going to do the dutiful on Wednesday.
>>62688695GIVE ME MORE BOBINAS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTNOWTHE MARKET'S GOING TO SHIT ANYWAY
>>62688698He's clearly trying to cop a feel not play cards
>>62688708since you asked so nicely. desu I'm partial to the people that post black women and oil myself.
>>62688708the markets not going to shit just your port
>>62688607Are you doubting Presdent Trump?
When slurp MU?
>>62688698dude is really interested in the daughter. I think he fucks her boss
>>62688606>Trump is the greatest president our country has seen since Lincolnftfy boss
You put lots of money into oil going up, didn't you anons?
>>62688683Last week it was oil will never reach 100 and oilers wont get to cum now its 105?
>>62688722WHN SLURP MU SMISGTRADAMUS?? 850??
>another day, another dumpmagnificent, cant wait to buy at 5k
>>62688720MU $800IREN $25SNDK $1,000WDC $360SKHY $130MRVL $150NBIS $170
Good eats 2day
>>62688719I was rating the ugly girl on your post
>>62688731buy AVGO today. MU is for niggers.
Stonks
In hindsight, the best play last Friday was actually SOXL puts
Is anybody else ITT going to be eating good, or did you guys forget to sell your semi conducting stocks and now your portfolio is only semi-profitable?
>>62688740Giwtwm
>>62688742I sold but don't know when to get back in.
My poor rolley….
>>62688735
>>62688745Yom Kippur is a great day for new beginnings boss.
>>62688742I realized a 0.8% gain on PEP last night that I bought friday and I bought the QQQM at 288.97 this morning that is up 0.17% in the last 10 minuteswe are doing big things today boss
I just love catching all these falling knives.
I have been accumulating a lot of commodities
>>62688737When did you first realize you were a homosexual
>>62688722Human Apus are most beautiful and cursed thing ever.
>>62688750You think it's gonna be red or crab for a whole week?
>>62688756bro she looks like bonnie blue ffs she's the opposite of good-looking
>AI nigs melting down>meanwhile my ADBE is going upfeels good
In the end, only semi and space data centers got dumped
>>62688758Trust me, when Kevin raises the fun rate, we're going to have so much fun trying to sell in front of each other prices are going to roll back to levels never before seen since the start of the 2 day SMCO in Persia boss.
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>>62688622>decide to buy MUU at 20>set a MUU buy at 29>forget>it insta sluprs at 28.42>trying to will the number upWhy does the market specifically hate me and why do I specifically fuck myself
>Myles Garrett will undergo arthroscopic surgery on his knee and will be placed on IR.>the browns fleeceing a teamyeah 2026 is completely fucked. i got $500 left to buy something and thinking of more sunk cost soxl
>>62688766you forgot /smg/ in the subject
>>62688766no
>>62688766early and done poorlysit in the corner
>>62688641if you consistently invest in bullshit for 30 years neither learn nor capitulate and just buy etfs then you are special
>>62688761Adobe is literally AIWhy is everyone in this thread so fucking stupid all the time
>>62688708>kneel
>>62688788>Why is everyone in this thread so fucking stupid all the time
SNAP bros..
i just lost everything.
>>62688779That's what I get for rushing it
>>62688818now you cannot possibly lose more then!
SOXL
SOXS
>>626888461k cash, 0dte play, dats what im gonna do now shill me something
I just found everything
>>62688579>pump on openlike clockwork. it's actually nuts.
>he sold
>>62688685Why buy nasdaq? Just buy Vanguard IT sector. The same Beta with more upside
