Mumu's first market edition Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62688176
this week
How does it feel anon?
>>62688772Strong earnings are the lifeblood of the bull markets, but this week we have no lifeblood, so we need to sacrifice the bull to appease the animal spirits boss.
screaming bottom signals coming in
>>62688775How does what feel? Not having to scrape for a meal? Not being locked down to a fucked-up deal? The biggest man in Los Angeles is not Shaquille.
So uh, I know some people were posting this guy's shit here before, but unironically what do you invest in when you watch this guy every week? Feels like he's one of those boomer's whose wife took everything from him and now he's doompilled about everything after trying to watch some of his stuff after you all said he was good.>The AI bubble and circular financing>The end of the USA and the rise of Europe>The end of Britain>The crypto bubble is finally over>The South American recovery has failed>The end of Germany>The China miracle has ended>Precious Metals are finishedAre transnational banks the only valid investment?
2 minutes, boys
>>62688787Being negative gets more clicks, I remember all the “AI is over” videos during the last big dump only for it to recover a few days afterI fully except a repeat of those exact videos soon
Shit thread
what are they atoning and repenting for?
I want VOO, I want VOO so badI want VOO, I want VOO so bad, it's driving me madIt's driving me mad
>>62688777ch...checked....
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>I have spy putsGonna be printing boys
>>62688606Why do all the zoomettes have dead SSRI eyes, and look like they'd have a resting bitch face while they worked the cash register at Chipotle?
SMC fags hahaha
>>62688798Based.
>>62688798Based
Kek, slurp power wasn't enough for MU, seems like it's gonna rip downwards.
>>62688807A little bit of chickum fried
Will wti reach 110 today?
lol @nvidia
Semis neon red on the heat map
thats what you get for being homosexual bagholders
I’m not checking my port today and you can’t make me
SNAP
>>62688762subjectbros?
Kek schd green
>>62688787Indont know him but from reading your post it sounds like fear mongering and spreading uncertainty
I just realized we have a retard for an OP and this cock sucker didn't put the title and now nobody will be able to find the thread because he is such a fucking failure boss.
ayo CRDO
>>62688824Absolutely disgusting
>>62688830Awww is wittle baby baggot upset? Another grumpy dumpy day. Did your 8th birthday party on Saturday not go well?
>>62688812>No subject on thread>Used the flash version AI pic instead of the proI have disappointed youI'm sorry
WMT enjoyers?
Well well welll ...
>>62688835The SPY puts I bought on Friday appreciated 200% over the weekend, you can go fuck off with your negativity faggot.
>>62688839Little baby baggot seething just like Friday. It's so cute when he throws his little toddler tantrum
Is this because of rosh hashanah?
>>62688848Chat GPT told me it’s just a coincidence that September volatility happens around Jewish holidays.
>>62688787Germany is not ending. The Eurozone is the only macroeconomic area which is serious about building a sustainable, stable, safe future.America is clearly collapsing. It is sad but easy to see. China is a house of cards built on autocracy and oppression.Europe is the only place where people are truly committed to renewables and worker rights. It is the only place where the rich and elite do not run wild and exploit the poor. It is the only place which will maintain a stable good quality of life for the future. When America collapase, it will affect us but not more so than the rest of the world.It is sad that the rest of the world does not have the foresight to prepare well for the future. Most people can only ever see the past until it is too late though. The climate catastrophe will be very difficult.
>>62688853real
I am financially ruined
>>62688856>>62688887>>62688888>>62688889
i believe a V is forming?
It's finally over, for the 67th time this year...
SOXL
>>62688830Still better than the thread you made
>>62688852
STOP THE COUNT
>>62688853Great job, Germans. Sky-high energy prices are a wonderful incentive for the green energy transition
>>62688843You should get checked for autism, you're clearly unable to read the emotions of other people like a retard.
love you with all my heart babe. compared to loving you, trading soxl is a piece of cake
>>62688843Kek
>sell at high soxs>buy soxl at low
FIVE TIMES EIGHTAND THE MARKETTURNS OUT GREAT:3
>>62688871I like how it’s explained like seasonal volatility moves like the sun and the moon. So it’s really just a coincidence that those holidays fall there boss.
>>62688875Look at little baggie stomp his baby feetsies in anger. He thinks we can't see his face is tomato red and hed seething like a perpetual stew. We can read your emotions lil guy, we know you need your diaper changed!
KEK SOXL
>>62688888BUY BUY BUY
USO
HTZ
>>62688888HOW DOES HE DO IT
>>62688888Fuk u scriptfaggit
>>62688890No really I'm fine. It's not like I woke up a black man or anything like that kiddo.
>>62688888A YO
What's happening guys I can't log in!
>>62688890kek
>>62688903Aww you woke up from your nappy? Did you dream of dinosaurs or trucks this time? Are you cranky you had to get up little booboo baggy? The bus will be here soon, don't want to miss your first day of pre school!
>>626888885 times 8 is forty. looks like the market's still fucked Mr. Triple F
>>62688762i lost everything
>>62688905brokie lockoutgotta protect the company
Assuming Warsh does announce rate hikes on Wednesday, how will the market react? Big dump or is it already priced in? Also TSEM is current below $200 and I'm thinking of slurping
>>62688910We built this city on slurp and skoal
>>62688917Kek
Buy the dip.
>Oct 5th is the 40th Monday in 2026>2026 + 40 = 2666
You can open a new thread if you want, because this one has no subject name.Or I can do it if you want
>>62688911Look! Little baggy is doing big boy math! Everyone, we should be proud of him. How about a big cookie for our big boy!
>Repairs to Saudi Arabia's East-West oil pipeline will take far longer than a month due to a lack of spare parts, with the pumping infrastructure catastrophically damaged and at least 8 locations on the pipe hit, per initial reports citing sources inside Saudi Arabia.>That leaves Saudi Arabia set to run out of crude oil stocks for export within five to seven days, taking around 4 million barrels per day, ~4% of global supply, off the market, per three industry sources to Reuters.>Some repaired points were struck again, using up the spares and undoing the work. Yanbu has about a week of stocks left on the kingdom's only export route that does not pass through Hormuz.
AYO IMA SLURP THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
>>62688922>I am the baker>bake against me if you want
>>62688921> dumb n*gger cant do maths
>>62688922I got you babe, enjoy your actual good thread desert later, love u babe *smooooooch*
No oil
lamo
wheat
>>62688928Is that a competition of something? kekCuz I fucked the subject so I don't mind>>62688935Yeah Open new one, I'll open later
>>62688937>Its reallmao based and retard pilled.
>>62688937>AI companies are colluding to try and lower capex without bursting the bubble >trump is too retarded to realize this
>>62688937>neon green candleI fucking love it.
>>62688947AI companies think they're hot shit, but they're really just fuel to reboot the American engine.
Market won't dump. It will pump til FOMC, that's what it does 80% of the time.
>>62688925this problem is fixable. lloyds is effectively blocking more oil than the irgc, and the fact that we're not at this point yet means there's still hope for a negotiated peace.
>>62688947You dumb nigger he's doing this because the market is down, told all his jew palls to buy in, then tweeted to pump the fuck out of. That's all there is to it
>>62688937I DON'T CAREIF I EVER COME DOWN
>Claude explain why this argument is wrong and the poster is a bhenchod izzat stealer NOW
say something good about a stock you actually think is bad
This FUD is great for the slurping. Just slurped some AVGO
>>62688967RBLX could go up a little more
>>62688967>CrocsIt is cheap
>>62688950it's gonna dump again when people digest the sheer retardeness of that post
as i mentioned in the prior thread, i did slurp the soxl dip today, but somewhat conservatively, 300 shares, bringing my position up to 900, i was nervous and want to save firepower for a possible giga dump down to soxx 460, and 420 would likely be the absolute floor, that would be it's historical valuation level before the ai boom, which i would consider an extreme discount considering circumstances and accelerated growth and margins.i really do love you babe and i hope your heart can do another reversal. gotta hit the road soon, almost checkout time.
>it's another tech Vs back up based on a retarded tweet episode
>>62688958If Lloyds of London is interfering in our Special Military Operation, maybe we need to bring some freedom to Scotland and Northern Ireland boss.
>>62688976yeah nobody careshope this helpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyNFudgNGQ
>>62688925We gotta nuke them fucking Houthis!
>>62688976I don't have all that much slurpbux to spare, so it's highly likely we dump further because that would be the most painful option for me personally
>>62688981Big boy baggie is a strategist now? He really is a smart lil guy!
>>62688937
KEK TMF
we been bamboozled
I really think that these treasonist bastards who are trying to make us lose the AI race, are going to cost us exactly everything boss.
>>62688937Not to sound like a commie or nothing but I think our politicians and business leaders might be a little out of touch with their constituents
>>62688863i see an A
>>62688985i know she's a narcissist, dissociative also, but she's brilliant and proud and unique too. you take the good with the bad, nobody is perfect.
>>62689002Little baggy learned a big word today! I'm glad pre school is expanding his mind to the world!
>>62688998How high are rates going to go. I've wanted to slurp TMF for years now
what y'all smiggas slurpinghasn't been an hour yet and everything I been watching already recovered smfh
>>62689006kek you're so dumb
>>6268900911 posts ... of vitriol.
>>62688981>we need to screw over our allies in Europe even more>so that we can fight for israel even harderBit too honest there innit?
>>62689015Baggot posts here religiously. It's important to give positive reinforcement to children.
>5% on the 10Y
>5.36% yield on VGLT
>>62688937>"people">"things">"perfect little angel"This nigguh doesn't know what quotation marks are lmao. He's right, though. No fucking guardrails. Pump that shit, we've got a lot of bubble left before it all blows up.
>>62689020Baggot is a confirmed jew. Take that as you will
>>62688937He has "criminal" power over companies? I'm sorry?
>>62689020If our allies are fucking us, it's only right to fuck them back boss.
>Any regulatory push by the US will be met with equal and opposite pushes out of Europe and Asia Pacific. Europe will embrace open weights.yeah that's brutal
>>62689012Swing plays on soxl is the way to go today. Snp and nasdaq are approaching buyable levels as well
>>62689029Don't swear baggy! That's a naughty word, you're not old enough to use them! Did you pick up that naughty word on the play ground?
>>62688875alright mate, keep your yarmulke on
>>62689035Stop replying to the tripfag, stupid idiot.
>>62689034>Snp and nasdaqnasdaq maybe if you're bullish but spy may as well be sgov to me unless you're playing weekliesme personally I might slurp cummin (ticker CMI) because I love cum and cum accessoriesand I'm also looking at some real estate for wednesdayand maybe AVGO if it drops to 340 ishany other smiggers looking at individual stocks this week?
>>62689035Didn't your father teach you how to act while your on the trading floor of /smg/?
yeah I think its time to VT and shill, the golden american age is over
>>62689035>>62689041Oh wait I forgot, my bad.
>>62689023I am going to really enjoy the melty on truth when Kevin is forced to hike rates to salvage the bond market and Trump tacos out of cutting off trade with over half the world
>>62689042Just buy the fucking dip.
>>62689042Isn't VT still like 70% US though? If you really thought the US economy was over, you'd be going all in on Emerging Markets or Europe.
>>62689041*you're Gotta work on your grammar baggy. Although usually they save that for first grade so you've got a few years to go. Don't have another grumpy dumpy now
>>62689059Personally I've got a fat stack in emerging market bonds. Unfortunately the other half of my portfolio is in tech and high beta trash, but the safer half will look great
I'm probably increasing the % of VHYA ETF in my portfolio to 30% if the bubble pops.Dividend companies are the future now.
One last dip for the day to shake weak handsThen a mighty powerful V into flat for the day.SO SAYETH SMIGSTRODAMUS
>KMB +2.77%and just like that diapers will never be under $100 again
If Kevin holds the market is gonna cum buckets
>>62689059/smg/ is straight up retarded 99% of the time, people here literally don't know what they're holding.
>>62689087The fact that we're recovering post ex divvie date shows that the fundamentals of the piss and shitconomy are strong.
>>62689094I'm holding my own penis right nowand you can suck it bloody bastard
>>62689071How's your father doing, he out of prison yet?
>>62689102Shut the fuck up jeet, I dont want to hear about you smearing your own shit on your dick and then fucking it.
>>62688985you got one on sado-masochism too or is that one ok to do publicly still I forget
>>62689106bloody dalit bastardI will rape your madarchode come to mumbai tough guy my whole village will rape
>the market is pumpingso is the indian>the market is dumpingso is the indian
If you think about it logically the current temporary high inflation is caused by high diesel price which then radiates to everything via rising transportation costs and the rates have no effect on it only the orange monkey can bring diesel down by withdrawing from the Hormuz fiasco. There however is a great demand for capital right now due to AI buildup which is raising the cost of borrowing for everyone as there is not enough money in the supply right now to meet the demand. Accounting for both of these factors the best thing FED could do to ease the burden ordinary families is to cut rates and restart QE temporarily
>>62689125the best thing they could do is call anthropic/openai CEOs into a closed door meeting and put them on a cuck stool in the corner and explain to them if they don't slow down spending they are going to die in a plane crashbased on the presidents tweet this morning and the "we need to slow the ai race" narrative over the weekend I assume this conversation already took place
>>62689125The raising of rates is meant to make more people unemployed to take pressure off spending, inflation is also being caused by the AI build out btw
In case anyone was curious my port is being absolutely raped today and I'm losing money hand over fist
>>62689125You think we can just withdraw from the conflict and everything will be honky dory? The only way we solve this crisis is if we take Kharg Island with boots on the ground boss.
>>62689142Me fucking too, and my wife's cat is sick so I had to shell out money for that too. This shit blows.
>>62689142Should have bought KOG
>>62689143Well send wave after wave of lesbian soldiers at them boss
New taco just dropped
CASHNADO ALERTCASHNADO ALERT
>>62689059Bro like half of the “world” trades are just trailing the US AI boom.>Look inside “World ETF” >It’s biggest weights are in Korean and Japanese companies selling shit to AI projects.
>>62689137You're a naive goyim confusing cause and effect. Inflation is being caused by the Fed doubling the amount of money in circulation during covid, and all of the QE that they did prior and since. Spending doesn't cause inflation, more money chasing the same number of goods causes prices to rise, which is a symptom of inflation.
SOXL sissies, what do we think is going to happen?
What the fuck was that boss?
Slurped some AAOI at $98 and TSEM at $199
>>62689170>directional trade into uncertain marketThere’s still opportunity to make it out with near zero losses if you sell now.
>>62689167Probably nothing.
V has been deployedI repeatV HAS BEEN DEPLOYED
>>62689170oof nigga the chart says down stillhope you got enough to average down
>>62689175Markets trending down, taco didn't work earlier. Load up on puts
RPD MY BELOVED
>>62689180JOEBIDENSINFLATIONISTRANSITORYRATE CUTS CONFIRMED
I got raped on GLW
>>62689177It's fine. Hard to time a perfect entry but when you look at the wider chart I'm still pretty close to the bottom.
>>62689180Yeah...none of that actually happened.
>>62689180How much longer until The Ukraine runs out of bodies boss?
you have to look at what they are DOING not what they are SAYING and they didnt SAY they are cutting spending nor have they actually CUT spendingthe increased capex narrative still appliesi hope the """"market""""" overreacts some more though
fed meeting's this wednesday, isn't it?
>>62689193they still have more than you have braincells baggot
>>62689180>It's mostly caused by the conflict I promised to resolve last year, not the one I started this yearThanks, Don. Very cool.
>>6268919780% nothing, 20% rate cut
>>62689198I highly doubt that, even if for the sake of argument I only had 1% of the brain cells of an average human brain, that would mean i have 800 million brain cells. If the Ukraine had 800 million bodies, they would have already seized Moscow boss.
>>62689180but miggers said high gas prices were short term pain for long term gain of no Iranian nukes.
>>62689188Dude the AAOI share evaluation is probably more accurately reflected in what it cost during the Iran War March phase rather than the euphoria of the summer bubble.
I am getting dangerously close to turning green today....-0.03%I just wanted to slurp fuck this fake dump
The market is basically calling Kevin a pussy to his face
>>62689218The only question now is how is Kevin going to assert his dominance over the markets boss.
>>62689180None of this happened and even if it did its not changing oil prices because Russia was already not exporting jack for shit, they're in a full war economy right now.Its Iran.
>>62689218ueah it's very weird how everyone just assumes he's a fake faggothe's shifty as hell too with the no guidance spiel wednesday will either be a bloodbath or the nothing burger of all timemy money is on +25bps
>>62689218haahah PUSSYFACE
We need Peace on Earth.
>>62689213In March it was trading between $95-$110 range. So I'm fine with my entry price.
Soulja boy freestyling rick and morty
>>62689230Reported for anti semen-tism
What if the real reason the AI companies are calling for regulations is to keep out new competition boss?
>>62689228+25 means anoth +25 next time, just do a +50 and call it a day
>>62689242+50 means anoth + 50 next time, just do a full 1% and call it a day boss.
>>62689237A LOT of baggies want out of that one thoughbeit
Crab rest of the day or sell off. Call it.
>>62689242+50 would be too much and too fastthere's nothing rates can really do about an energy crisis except act as a demand kill switch but fiscal overhang is more important than that right nowbasically his hands are tied and I think we get back to back 25bps then who the fuck knows what happens after the midterms
>>62689251Crab down to 7585 and bounce to 7599 into the close
why did oil dump 20 minutes ago only to repump?
>>62689251I'd love a sell offI need to hit my buy orders today or my female broker will get very mad at me
>>62689217i was down 550 on my investments last fridaynow i am down 900fuck you bitchwdym fake
>>62689251Sir a 2nd taco has just hit the towers
>>62689261>>62689259>>62689251Nevermind.
>Pasqal will report its first half 2026 financial results before the open of U.S. financial markets on Thursday, September 24, 2026. Pasqal will host a conference call with the financial community that day at 8:00 a.m. Eastern Time to discuss the results.Neat. I was half expecting them to delay any releases until Q3 was due
>>62689261Whats his name?
>>62689180This will hold exactly 2 days
>>62689251We invert on days like this, so expect greener towards the afternoon, but still lower than Friday.Green days have the opposite and curve downward at the end of the day.
>>62689248Well yeah, that applies to any stock. I'm sure there are people who bought in at the July top around $200. Worst case scenario, it drops to the high 80's and I'm down 10%. Or it could run back up to ~$150 and I make a 50% gain. We'll see.
>>62689262how much of your shit is semis? I'm at +0.15% right nowhalf the mag7 is green today bro you need to rotate on the nearest bounce
I thought eddie zit-troon was annoying, but holy fuck this jacob cox shill is even fucking worse.>Erm I’m a whistleblower. >What am I whistleblowing? Something about the company? Maybe something the people there are doing that might be illegal?>No, I’m just going to talk about how AI is sooooo scary (again) (for the 87th time)If AyyyEye is so scary why don’t y’all off yourselves already you jackasses (derogatory).
Thanks for playing.
holy shit hes the don is pulling off the taco heist
>>62689264What did he say
XOM
>>62689286No idea just watching the tape. I think you have to pay to be that early now.
>BREAKING: President Trump says Iran wants to make a deal and the US is open to the “concept” of doing so.I'm so fucking tired boss
>>62689297How many times has he said this now? You don't need to have TDS to groan after hearing the same line for the fiftieth time.
>>62689286>>62689299
>he sold
>>62689297damn, the market actually still buys this stuff. *Intelligent investor in the trash*
>>62689199>It's mostly caused by the conflict I promised to resolve last year, not the one I started this yearlol I forgot that he promised to end the Ukraine war on day one.
>>62689299as always, buy now, sell by Friday
>SOXL still -15%Not seeing this pump boss.
Does anyone in here still eat lunch?
>>62689336Mike Lawry
>>62689336Me. I invested in some pasta and sausages last night, probably gonna heat up the leftovers and have those
>>62689324It’s lunch hours.Poor timing for donnie’s taco me thinks.
>>62689344Based lunch. I invested in a 2 pack of canned chicken. Made a dozen Deviled Eggs yesterday too. Gonna whip up chicken salad and have a few more eggs.
>>62689336i ate focaccia, and a tomato/mozza salad of my own doingtonight I'm making melanzana alla parmiggiana
>>62689353>canned chickenfucking disgusting
What happens to oil when the Saudis start declaring force majeure on their contracts?
great. only 5 more dollars up to go in SPY to save me
>Liz Truss>@trussliz>Gilts almost at 6%. >Bank of England never managed to achieve that in my era...This bitch is still seething
>>62689336today I did but I'm probably skipping dinner
>>62689353Making me want to eat deviled eggs
>>62689353>canned chicken
You thought that was gonna be another dump? Sike!
>>62689387>>62689358The fuck is wrong with canned chicken? It saves you the trouble of boiling your chicken and stinking up your house and it tastes the same.
>>62689387Is it weird that I find her really hot?
>>62689396She looks cute in that pic but her voice is unforgivable
>>62689387High protien, low cost...>What is this a fuckin Crypto thread?
>>62689401puts on DG
>>62689415I bought DG under 100. Shit moves around the holidays...>Same with Walmart
>>62689353>a dozen Deviled Eggsson gon get gunned by those iranian drones the amount of natural gas he producing
>>62689420I gave some to the dog, too.
>>62689393>Boiling chickenWhat the fuck is wrong with you anon? You fry chicken and nothing else.
>>62689401Macroeater, respectable. For me it's a costco roaster for $8.99 or whatever it is now. It's more expensive but you get different meat types from different parts of the chicken body. Then you can boil the carcass for soup to get the most out of it. Maybe the can juice makes good soup too I dunno if that's included in the macros tho
>>62689180Let's go! Pump the Druzhba
>>62688787I don’t care how bad it gets, as long as Germany has it far worse than everyone else.
>>62689424>Based Whole Chicken enjoyerToday is Cheep Chicken Monday at Acme, I think. its $5.99 for a whole roasted bird. Might go see what they have left when the market closes.
>>62689430thanks for the tipACME is a longer drive than my usual place but I think I'll go today after I sell all these worthless contractsno i will not be looking up or even calling to check if my particular location offers that deal before going
Chevron 52 week high
>>62689207Bro you can't just use their own arguments against them, that's cheating
why dis bread so dead
>>62689423You need to boil the chicken first to kill bacteria
>>62689441Do Americans really?
>>62689440because the OP fucked up, didn't put /smg/ in the subject, so someone else baked a proper thread and now we're thread-splitYou lose your focus for one second in this game...
>>62689336Only if I'm up in premarket + morning hours. I wasn't so skipping it today.
>>62689440no title and split threads>>62688932
>>62689446Forfeit the game before somebody elseTakes you out of the frameAnd puts your name to shameCover up your face, you can't run the raceThe pace is too fast, you just won't last
>buy a soxl call for the week>everything and its mother goes up to fuck>spy and rustler still going up>ive already sold my spy and rustler calls>soxl call does nothingwhat a fuckin piece of shitnow im huffing hopium that some puts will get me the gains i missed out onim so cooked lmao>mfw smigstrodamus was right again
>>62689444Not if you wash it first..>>62689447Fasting = clarity. I dig it.>>62689436They have better produce than the alternatives by me, Their other meats are usually pricey, but its worth a shopping run once a week or so.
>>62689353chicken salad recipe por favor?
>ahemSmellyconductors
>>62689446oh my god bruh
Keep it simple. Just be a permabull.
>>62689464>1 10oz can of chicken (2ish med boiled breasts if youre going that way)>3tbs mayo (dukes if you can)>1tbs spicy brown mustard>dash of Cholula >s&p to tastefine dice a stalk of celery too for texture, but I didnt do that today.
>>62689468at least try fucking punsterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z2iBG9lG_s
>>62689468hehe
>>62689424i buy 2 costco rott chicken every week and use one of them to make broth for the week, its fire
buy now. another historic peace deal incoming tonight.
>>62689494Can you read the thread before reposting shit? You're like the 4th person to post this boss.
>>62689086fuck this nigger
>>62689498>>62689494jeet shills desperate for retards to buy the supposed dip so hand rubbers can sell their bags before the midterms volatility and megadropbuy your puts for the end of october bitch (or november, even better)smigstrodamus said it and hes been right so far
my RDDT and APP printed todayvalue probably won't get giga raped by rates me thinks
I can't wait for Wednesday, I need cash now!
Today was a close call
>>62689494>Negger in ChiefBased. If it works on chicks it'll work in international relations.
>>62689483A bloo bloo
>>62689514>I need cash now!invest in JGWE
>>62689468https://youtu.be/4VTBMznLrWs?si=cQVatGxFl0FFbPIO
he's melting down again
>>62689530Thank you. I'm here all week. And also forever.
>>62689535this is literally an insider signal for everyone to start buying calls. we're all going to make it
my port is actually fucking retard pumping on the fake and gay peace deal.amazin.
>>62689535>>62688997
if I was a trading company CEO and any of my traders followed trump's fake and gay ceasefire tweets I'd fire them
As always, the line must go up. Thanks for playing bears.
>>62689535Damn that Sleepy Joe who closed the Strait of Hormuz!
>>62689535so we're not in the golden age?
lets finish this one off
it's coming
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