Day of the steak edition Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62688762
lmao it's over for AItards
>>62688932<3
Last thread was shit
>>62688932I'm trying to understand this If oil futures go up, how does a company like Chevron start going down? Shouldn't they be going up in price as much as oil does?
Imagine getting trapped in SOXLcouldn't be me
>>62688941His english is so shit. Did he hired a jeet for his truthposting?
>>62688945Last thread I shart on you mother
well, heres my opinion on that
GOOG gettin' tired already on the good ol' RSI nad PVT.
>>62688952Last night I pounded and pierced u’re mother
>minors>copper
>>62688949Very Much high IQ President saar
>10 year treasury note hits 5%
This Winter is going to be nuts.
>>62688989wake me up when it hits ten
is the AI bubble finally popping
lots of good slurps today. I'm trying not to blow my whole load. HNNNGGGGGG. its so hard... not to buy more..... omg I think its going to happen... HNNGGGGGG I'm buying more oh nooooogood thing my KMB diapers can absorb it all
buy metalsAANUEGGBSTLD
>>62688941holy shit thats a confession right? So China won Ai
>>62688941>2 YEAR SCHIZO MARKET INCOMINGI will thrive
>>62688941>The Trump Administration has stopped AI “people” from doing bad, or potentially bad, “things,“
Imagine buying into the ai gaslighting by the ceosAre they actually slowing down things by not building data centers and reducing spending?Or is it all talk like usual
EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GAMESTOP I BUY, I WILL NEVER SELL. NO MATTER WHAT. STOCK UP OR STOCK DOWN. PERMA DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. DIAMOND HANDS UNTIL IVE STOPPED BREATHING.
>>62688946High VIX = correlations get closer and closer to 1
>>62689007Meds are detrimental to your sharpe ratio
SOXLKEKS
>MU
>>62689043>ever taking your medsngmi
>>626890161.thats the jewdicial system not blomph administration2.probably reduces likelihood of real child harm
Weird day what is happening SOXL down 16% but my portfolio is like barely down
>>62689022Sometimes you can't just change the prices because it's cheaper to just move the pieces around to get them to do it for youYou can for instance start a month long bear market cascade with just $40-70B initial in strategically positioned shorts plus maybe 100M max in publications to publicly humiliate a rancid tart a day before he sticks it in your golfing buddy's daughter for the first time, but that's risky expecting a return in money terms, which doesn't matter if the goal wasn't money. but it's the stock market that's the only goal I think so none of that mattersIf someone agrees to sell at a lower price than they were willing to yesterday there's lots of reasons to do it. Some people think number down means that number go down more too. There's plenty moreIs it all talk? Maybe there's a bigger picture? How would we know?
SOXL sissies I have gender dysphoria over this outcome!!!!
>>62689054My friend used to be so funny and lively before he started taking his (((meds))).
TRLV
yields
>Oil
Comfy in SOXS. WAGMI bear bros.
>my port is under $400kThanks Zion Don.
KLAR Sep 18, 2026 15.00
Down bigly that I had to take profit on BE before it gets worse Going to slurp sneeddisk tomorrow possibly
like the market is designed specifically to fuck my ass constantly>get sick last week after a hangover also have cold sores>not paying attention to market>buy when I should be sellingLike everything bad that can happen to me, does happen.
>>62688941is this AI "pause" an actual thing or are they all just too afraid to IPO and need time to get their books in order?
>>62689122Take a guess.Also hype.>woah woah our LLMs are so powerful guise!! buy our stonks!
should i buy soxl
>>62689128yes, and buy more when it hits $50
>>62689109Huh? What's the news? We getting some consumer slop? Klarna service for fuel purchases? Spit it out, lad.
>>62689122I explained it in the other thread>>62689125>>62689131>Dario sit in the chair>You seem like a nice guy that wants to continue living right? The game you are playing right now is pretty dangerous. No I'm not talking about the AI retard. I am talking about the debt.
This is why I invest.
new insider trade social just dropped
US won (again)the world lost (again)
>>62689178I thought everyone sold US because of orange man?
>>62689178The fuck are those numbers on the bottom? Years? Like 1953, 1963 etc.? If so then it's not an orange man trend because it started around 2007. In fact it fucking dropped during his first presidency.
>>62689178TRUST THE PLAN
>>62689122it's just manufactured, coordinated FUD noise>no name "researcher" who was quotad in for a short time says we're all doing to die>millions of views and appears on every broadcast in the world
>they're randomly pumping IGV and CIBR againwhat the FUCK
they are... still... not buying VIX....
>>62689219I'm starting to think somebody is sitting on a whole lot of cash and wants to buy at a discount.
Bought SOXL.
UKRAINE AND RUSSIA PROMISED ME NO MORE REFINERIES
>>62689226vix up 10% faglord
This AI slow down is really funny considering we supposedly created AGI last week.
>>62689234Only took him and his administration 6 months to come up with this narrative.
>>62689231>>62689219Or the bubble is slowly popping and they're boiling us like frogs.>It's just a slowdown, don't worry if prices are down -20%!Inflation is high, gas is high, and employment WILL go down when all these adult-daycare HR jobs are replaced by AI. Fundamentals are horrible.
>>62689122Anthropic hasn't delayed their IPO yet. It's only OpenAI. If they do its game over.
>>62689236You would think something called "artificial intelligence" would> help smart people stay smart> elevate the intelligence of less intelligent people to be competitive with the smart peoplethus a shortcut to closing the dreaded competency gap instead of spending money on useless, slow, wasteful things like public educationbut oops it actually widens the competency gapby how much? um uh oh we dunno. is that a problem? guess so now. will it be tomorrow or next week or next month? take a guesswhat problem are people actually trying to fix? was there ever a problem to fix? if there even was, why fix it?Im making money using the stock market today btw if that matters
>>62689235zoom you you fuckin weiner
>>62689236Yeah, its pretty weird.
>>62689234>It's Russia's faultLmao
imagine how easy it is to make money for these peoplethey post one tweet and markets move in the trillions in whatever direction they wantit really was rigged from the start
>>62689145I'm just a degenerate gambler and the price was too juicy
et voila just like that we're so fucking back
>>62689269Ooh, you meant August 18 on earnings, not September. Confused me there for a moment.
orange nigger faggot market manipulation
>Trump open to Iran dealwhy are we pretending he wasn't? what is this retardation?
holy shit it is going to be so red this week
Hope you sold as necessary on Rosh Hoshanah cause the knife is falling until Yom Kippur.
>GOOG>AAPL
every time they try to dump oil I just buy more, it's so shrimple
>>62689292goog I understand, but why is apple allowed to just be perma 40 pe now?
Big TACO coming this week. Some are saying it'll be the biggest in history.
I'm not even leveraged, you can't hurt me you orange NIGGER
>all my puts gains evaporated by orange nigger tweetsA tale as old as time
>>62689303As long as the deal is good, that'd be great boss.
-0.32% today.However now I'm full of cash, so I'm ready for the SLURPLATON after Wednesday.
>>62689311market close today will be the bottom or near it, its obvious good things will happen on FOMC
>>62689300You know if you boughted at 40 p/e today and it keeps increasing earnings at a similar rate in the future your shares 30 years later would be held at a lower p/e in principle?
>>62688993there is no bubble, you should slurp HARD if any of these companies fall
It'll be funny if WTI just bounces back off that fib level it's sitting on and people paid 100k just to get insider raped
>>62689315ok that works for any stock. Apple's EPS growth forecast and margins are worse than companies trading at half their PE. I guess I'm retarded and don't know how valuation works
Probably the fakest and gayest pump so far this year. I'm not touching this market till Thursday.
>>62689117>cold soresDisgusting.
>>62689303orange nigger has been posting the same shit all year, need to check the date each time
>>62689323APPL goes up because their product is good (enough for goys to buy a new one every year)
>fat orange pussy: “well akshuallyyy im open to a deal with those ragheads>market pumpslol….just fuck this manI’m selling it all and I’m out until this retard is gone..
>>62689290
>>62689210orange man…. GOOD
>>62689303I hope as part of the unconditional surrender Trump renames Tehran Trump Town boss.
Steiner will get a new MOU signed before the midterms...
And just like that we are back above $14.2.
I will live long enough to see everything spectacularly blow up in his jawboning orange nigger face. I will also live long enough to see that turd die. I have a champaign bottle in the cold just for the occasion. I will also make sure to piss and shit on his tomb.
>>62689354Those who curse Trump usually get fucked boss.
so uh, should i buy more SNXX now or wait? vibes are saying hold tight for the moment and wait for sub-$12
>>62689323Apple is like 90% of apple's stock volume. They just repurchase all their FCF, that company is managed like shit
>>62689357Records show that everyone he touches has their life ruined
>>62689357Trump fucks everyone. He's a disaster in every way
>>62689375Hes spiritually Indian and physically now too with all his shitting
>>62689375He's going to give everybody $5000 checks when the GOP wins the mid-terms boss.
>>62689361the vibes told me to buy SNDQ
SOXL dieI cry
>>62689234>Russia, Russia, Russia
as far as rape goes, it ain't that bad unless it continues to go down everyday
>>62689234Ukraine doesn't mind they switched to logistics hubs a while ago
>>62689389@grok is this true@grok what is auschwitz@grok is that true
>>62689303Lmao, Iran has this tard by the balls. Sad!
>>62689341still can't decide if tumbo swumbo is hot. I do like tall girls in general but she has such a smol chestOn topic tho NUE and GLW are gonna keep going to the moon so if they keep pulling back could be a good slurp
>>62689377yeah he's gonna give tariff checks, doge checks, and oil checks too within two more weeks
>>62688941idc just pump soxl and baka
full port SOXL now or wait a few days?
I guess my puts will just expire worthless.Fantastic.
moshi moshi desu. who was phone?
>>62689442Even if true, and that's a huuge if, the IRGC doesn't give a fuck.Trade accordingly
>>62689409>she has such a smol chestanon that's not a bug but a featureon topic buy TRLV if it goes below $10
>>62689449I don't think we should give them a deal until they promise to stop trying to murder Jews boss.
>>62689442>>62689449Well well well>BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's claim minutes ago on Truth Social that "the failing nation of Iran wants to make a deal, quickly and badly," saying Iran has repeatedly stated it does not seek negotiations for a deal with the US and that Trump is making false claims about Iran's willingness to reach an agreement, per Tasnim.>A senior Iranian official in Tehran separately says that Trump is the one "desperately seeking a deal" to "influence global markets," and not Iran.
>>62689453
>>62689453we should send them a bonus if they can get the job done properly
>>62689463Of course they have Jews and synagogues in Iran. What do you think all the mossad agents go to the mosques?
NIGGERS
>>62689459come on, it's beyond obvious, he's done the same thing how many times now?just buy oil, i've been telling you all since $68
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
is SPY going to pump 1.1% before EOD i really need this or im over.
>July: Leopold gets margin called, Citadel buys his portfolio in a fire sale, he tells investors "we let you down.">September 11: he's back, buying AI and memory options.>September 12: Amodei calls for the industry to slow down.>Today: every position down 5.7% to 9%.
Can someone explain why tlt is down?
>>62689481Gigachad
>photonics down againI am accustomed to the pain now
>>62689482Its been rigged to prevent an economic crash before midterm elections. That's the answer.
>>62689486Have you heard him talk? Guys a giga loser and tard to boot
>>62689475Okay for real, does anyone know what fucking model these people are using to gen these god awful posters? Because they all look identical.
>>62689482Would you be willing to finance the insane levels of rising US debt for less than 6% return?
>>62689481LEOPOLD CASH BURNER
>>62689475I could go for a rare burger with black beans right now.
>>62689497The most powerful country in the history of the world
>>62689502There is a place in Raleigh NC called MoJoe's. They have a blackbean burger with Bacon and onion rings on it called "the Bi Sexual". I know thats not what you're asking for, but fuck that place had good food.
>>62689481this guy should be shipped in a cargo container to the Gambia and given the tire necklace of peace and tolerance for what he did to the memory sector this summer
>>62689491Yet he is rich and married to an ever richer woman
>>62689173Hot boobs but I got a feeling she's a little bit "mental" as well.
>>62689513Lot of fags get married
>SNAPFirst dejeeted then specs. Bullish af. I'm in.
>>62689520Well yeah she's a woman
>>62689481>hehehe ohohohoBut I wish I didn't also own memeory
>>62689481I can't believe I got meme'd into buying this guy's bags. They're heavy boss
>>62689510>tfw no gf
wtfwt?!
>>62689536He grifted me (my dumbass decided to follow him) into buying some TE it's down about 40% but I only spent about 1% on it
>.
>>62689542"TRUMP."
>He didn't slurp RDDT>He didn't slurp PANW>He didn't slurp IREN>He didn't slurp GRRR>He didn't slurp MCDSmigga, WTF did you even slurp?
Each year a new nvidia is birthed in the debt market and someone has to buy it.
>>62689542He said no stupid new wars, not no new wars.This is a good war.
WILL THIS ORANGE NIGGER SHUT HIS MOUTH
>>62689331I'M SICK
Threadly reminder I can see the future and give smiggers great Alpha for the low price of a Mod's lifetime earnings (for free).>>62689086Tomorrow will be retard green, revese circuit breakers on KOSPI tonight. Suckering every bull in before the FOMC on Wednesday.
>>62689323it doesn't matter. People who think p/e and eps matter are fucking retarded. All that matters is if the hedge funds want a stock to go up or not. They could pump KMB to a trillion if they wanted, say they'rebullish on AI that changes your diaper for you that KMB might make in the future. What are you going to do, complain that isn't real? Sounds like you'er not Hedge Fund Manager material.
Anyway I dumped my leveraged shit for a 1% loss, which is only 20 bucks. Why? BECAUSE I've been down this road before1) if I don't sell, it'll turn into a 50% loss2) if it goes back up I'll be mad but it's still only 20 bucks and not a total assrape of thousandsI know how this aids and gay market works.
>>62689513>>62689491frontmanfallguyvideogames>>62689537This woman looks around 27
Meta is so fucking shit at AI that, despite having burned hundreds of millions, it goes up when there's news of AI slowing down because it means they might set money on fire a bit slower.Fucking kek Zuckerberg.Anyways, this is all just a ploy so that the current players can keep the advantage they built up during unregulated times by slowing newcomers down. All the early players of every new sector ends up pulling this move, though usually it is done way later once the tech is already printing money and margins are getting smaller because of competition. That they are doing it this early is a huge red flag.
>>62689542Just shut the fuck up nigger
thank god oil pulled back to fill that gap, i'm slurrrping
>>62689542Thank you goldern haired warrior.
kiss your stocks goodbye btw, i'm selling everything for more oil
The desperation is surreal at the Clown House, lmao
Why buy AI when you can buy bitcoin>>62689569she says she's 18 https://x.com/rubi07_x
why is the dollar dumping?i'm sure it's nothing....
>>62689587>Why buy AI a future multitrillion business when you can buy a shitcoinidk bro , you tell me
>>62689587bitcoin does nothing
Pooompa
>>62689605Huge correction coming tomorrow
VIX only have -6% from the -11% when I checked this morning. Semis also pumping back. DAFUQ IS GOING ON?
>>62689587Wow what a coincidence, I'm also 18 :)
>>62689613in other news RDDT and PLTR both jumps on the day, totally real and straight market.
>>62689567>if I waited 15 minutes I would have broke evenI hate this fake and gay market
>>62688941>104 was still too high SOXL entry
>>62689178>We shut down the hormussy for another 0.5% annual increase in foreigners pumping our bags. (which was trending to happen anyways.)WORTH IT.
SNAP boys
just closed my OWL oct puts for 75% gain tyvm
Im the house
Smigstrodamus is feeling generous and would like to present the QQQ Killer portfolio for any smiggers who are lost at the moment.We have about 2 more weeks of chop then its retardville pumping until 2027 Feb/March time.The Christmas rally we were promised last year + The Midterm rally + the $5,000 dividend rally will be one for the history books and I am being deadly serious, no memeing here.Throw SNDK, RDDT, UBER & MCD in there to balance the port out a little on red tech days and you are golden for the next 6 months.
>>62689645wtf is this image
we're closing green, goodbye gay bears
>>62689661That image is what winning the AI race looks like boss.
>>62689645The type of sign you see by every food stand at the state fair.
>>62689656just buy spy callls why go through all that trouble
>>62688941>Whoever wins AI wins!Holy fuck. This is still just a conjecture. AGI is not guaranteed. There’s no theory or proof that it is. Any if possible necessarily soon. It’s a sales pitches and true believers.
Ševron Stock
>>62689661your investments in action
>>62689657I’m either too retarded, or not retarded enough to understand what this is conveying.
>>62689671this but suncor
Somehow inhave the feeling that at least half of the people here dont have a car
>>62689675I’m afraid that’s a based choice son.
>>62689656>holding single stocks instead of indexesretard>>62689666just buy SPYM shares
Donny saved us from an oil crisis again
>>62689674The joke is $1400 in the account is enough money for them to get uppity with their boss, as though they don't need their job because of how much they have saved.
Trump just won't stop tacoing, it's like an all you can eat today
>RPDGODS
>Oracle laying off again another 10% of the companyHow far can they do this before their workers just start roping en mass?
>>62689672maybe capital allocation is actually evil
>>62689692There won’t be any workers left to rope boss
>>62689693just pick around the eyeballs
>>62689692Very good sign
>>62689657Reminder this is the kind of person who got hired hand over fist in these past few jobs reports.
>>62689692BASEDIf you believe AI will replace workers then you may as well go all in
>>62689692I just hope one of the fired employees will do a funny.
I shorted ticker MPC. Don't know what it's about.
>>62688941>>62689234>>62689303>AI "guardrail"'d by High IQ PRESIDENT>Peace deal on the way>other Peace deal on the way>Cuba will be liberated soon>>62688980Dr. Copper is about to mooning
>>62689687But 1400 can barely get you anything for more than a month, am i missing some nigger logic or something?
How are semis doing? Is SOXL over, at, or under $100.00?>>62689173Nice boobs. Also I can see the guy taking the pic in the reflection lol.
>>62689709sheboon understanding of money. as long as she has enough to buy what she is thinking about at the moment, she sees absolutely no reason to work for more.
I'm gay so I'm all in on VTI
>SNAPWe're gonna break $7 by Thursday aren't we?
We getting a massive socksul pump or what? I bot btw.
>>62689723Just all in on TQQQ.
>>62689361Idk man but I'm getting tired of holding this see-sawing stock. I'm too scared to swong trsde it and then it just pumps to $30+ without me .
>>62689687Wow. Holy shit!
>>62689723Impressive, Very nice.
>>62689709That's the joke yeahit shows a lack of understanding and an unearned sense of confidenceit's a solid joke
JPM unwinding hard, might look at sub 340 as an entry
holy fuck he's melting down. we're nuking iran tonight aren't we
>>62689736Why would we be bombing Iran based off of this tweet?
>>62689736One nuke per day until they learn to surrender.And then Russia nukes Ukraine too because everyone copies america.
>>62689736I don't think he will take the midterm results kindly.
I have orange nigger fatigue.Just die already. In silence, please.
>>62689613I got a dollar shorting VIX today.
>>62689741Is feds showing up to polling places and seizing ballots bullish?
>>62689564I pray you’re right. I will sell my tech bags, I swear
>>62689741Forget all that, I don’t think he’s going to take the rate hike kindly.
>>62689736>fake and gay retard market>schizo cat dick market>rabid kangaroo market>golden goose hoax market>lose your shirt and forced to endure it market>deep throat marketshis third term is going to be even more fun
>>62689736melty after melty today.
>>62689736The dichotomy of "America must win against China (to preserve our way of life)" imposed on the backdrop of "And so you need to shut up about the data centers impacts on you" is great
>>62689750>when the psychosis hits hard and ruins the sauce.
>>62689736>Destructive ForcesIs he deepstating? How about draining the swamp bro
>>62689747Just remember to buy them back lower in about 2 weeks as when we breakout of this QQQ bull flag we will retard rally right to 900.
>>62689736Internal polling must be bleak.
>>62689736Give him his meds before he completely melts down.
all this because of some gay ass tech that will prolly just clone the internet
Semis seem to be trading upwards but I think it'll open red again tomorrow.
>>62688941fr, tho
>>62689765Imagine being this angry about matrix multiplication
>>62689772Imagine letting matrix multiplication and matrix multiplication accessories be the majority of your GDP growth
@Grok is this real?
>>62689770ugh I think it'll open red too but I don't know if I want to risk not taking these good prices
Say you're very bullish on AIbut are you bullish on the actual frontier AI labs? Like Anthropic and OpenAI. I can't make up my mind. I'm bullish on the effects of AI, and the productivity gains, and the build out.But the actual model makers. I don't know. Kimi K3 shows that second tier labs can make models almost as good as the frontier. And if China is going to be on the heels of the frontier, or actually overtake the frontier. I just don't see this working out well for the model makers. Chinese companies default to price wars and predatory pricing. They'll undercut the fuck out of everybody even to the point that they're not even making a profit or their margins are a fraction of a penny. And if they're in the lead, they'll loss lead for years just to bankrupt their competitors. That's how China came to dominate low end manufacture.
so why did we pump and by we i mean anything outside of semi shit
>>62689778I feel retarded buying now instead of today's open.
Almost there....
SAASBROS!!
>>62689779I’m bullish ai so I bought some biotech companies that would benefitBought TWST Last year and tripled my moneyThink of second order effects ai may have and invest there the main stocks are overbought imo
>>62689777>we need 1000 natural gas power plants to run this porn image generation machine so people can make images of goyslop mocking blacks
>>62689740oooooooor we can just nuke shitreal and shitmerica and have world piece for ever
>>62689787ganbatte
>>62689736I normally hate Trumpbut him saying AI scare mongering is a hoax. And that he'll do anything to keep the build out going.Based
>>62689796Normally I agree with Trump, but this is one of those instances where I think he is wrong. The AI is going to cost more jobs than the 20 million border jumpers Biden let into the country boss.
>>62689736He is right as fuck. Based Donnie T dabbing on luddites
>>62689791And that's a good thing. I need my niggermeme making machine.
i smelled a hot woman's ass today
stimmies for all**terms and conditions apply
>>62689787When would you say you started to really increase your gains? 300k? 400?
>>62689807no u dint
>>62689656based GPT user
>>62689657I love niggers. By which I mean l hate them but I enjoy observing their shenanigans.
>>62689811Bread and circus for everyone!
European Renewables are down and Im down with them.HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWNGOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I EVER KNOWNLIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE
>>62689804If AI costs jobs then that's just the cost of making centuries of scientific progress in a decade.Anyway, automation and immigration have cost millions of blue collar jobs, and nobody gave a fuck.Learn to plumb.
>>62689807Trannies arent women
>>62689736
The Artificial Intelligence is really really great. - For Porn
>>62689736If this is what it takes to send stocks to infinity so be it
HEY GUYS WHAT STOCK SHOULD I BUY?
>>62689819buy the slurp
>>62688946Higher costs will bring the transition away from oil sooner. Short term gain for long term pain.Also today and the market going forward will all be about the 5% 10 year. Drumph fucked us.
>>62689811I thought this election was going to be important, but apparently you can only vote for communism, or more free gibs for niggers. For this reason I'm not even going to vote boss.
>>62689828Chicken or beef. Dependson what you're making. Just dont buy v*getable""stock"".
>>62689779American model companies are infected with the SaaS engineer "culture" of overcharging 10000% for your services (shreds of actual human intelligence) and keep hopping from place to place with no plan or goal besides fleecing the model company for the most buck while doing very likely the equivalent of farting into paper bags then forcing smarter underlings to inhale it. They cannot keep a cohesive framework for a business plan for 3yr or 5yr because it's "frontier". Which if you like you could just call "fucking risky". They think intelligence is money and money is intelligence. Unless that changes, industrious people will be buying the best most expensive US/Korean hardware and running the most scummy shitty Chinese models for free on it. Eventually all software will be worth $0 (my grumpy opinion). Frontier models will probably have to pull a Steve Apple on their brands if they want to make it 10yr+. AI can just make whatever software you need for anything instantly. Some people pay $1 for water because of the label, some people drink tap. On either extreme it's only 10% who do only one or the other. 70% of people drink both.The above is my opinion about a business and finance matter only and does not reflect the majority opinion of /smg/
>>62689829Cant.No money.Im fully decked out.
>>62688989>The most important thing happening>CricketsWhen 30 hits 5.5 I plan to start buying SQQQ.
>>62689811>dumocratshis nickname insults have lost a lot of flair over the years
>>62689814true. But I imagined it
Aight. With the big tech ai wigs having their slowdown what’s the plan? Is tech done it’s cycle right now? Is there still some steam left and it’s a hiccup? What do I switch into or hold onto
>>62689820People absolutely cared, and listened, across the spectrum. Immigration has been one of the most hot button issues across the aisle, and it's become very clear that people aren't going to fall for the "(BAD THING) will actually increase job growth!" again. Whatever peoples opinions were on illegals taking jobs it's become clear they at least understand where their bread is buttered when AI has threatened their own job
>>62689779the bet on frontier labs is literally RSI and pulling ahead of everyone to the point distilling becomes pointless. Anything else, just beat on semis and energy
>>62689839Siemmens energy looks like an incredibly tasty SLURP
>>62689855How is progress on RSI coming? I thought they said we had achieved AGI the other day, shouldn't that be able to carry out RSI?
>>62689820People care when they lose their jobs. They're only immigration and AI because jobs.
>>62689850>People absolutely cared, and listened, across the spectrum.lol noblue collar job loss was met with contempt or indifference, and being talked down to like learn to code. And the government did nothing to stem the job loss, and even encouraged it. To the point that it became a strategic disaster that undermined US power.
>>62689736Kek he is forcing the AI companies to not slow down. Does that mean SOXL will pump? Do I get a safe exit on my semi and memory stock holdings?
>>62689791This but unironically
>>62689857>believing Xitter
Americans can bet on inside trading and still lose money. JUST BUY GOP AND NANC
>>62689860Immigration and it's job loss was such a big issue in 2016 that it was one of the biggest single voter issues by far, hence the wall. Arguably one of the single issues that let Trump win
>>62689856Im waiting to rotate some of my other stuff.Google needs to go up a bit higher and renewables will also fall a bit more me thinks.
kek soxl
what are we holding lads?
heyI thought today would be more redwhy is shit still this resilient?is it hope?
>>62689878Sk hynix, Wendy's, and Kraft heinz.
>>62689878MONSTER
He is so stupid. How can there be people who still back him. All of the Republicans in congress who suck up to him should be shot
>>62689880to shake the bears out then go straight to zero afterwards
>>62689878muh nuts
>>62689823Is it? Played with my ComfyUI for a while, for the novelty, did neat thing and then... why even bother wasting time doing this shit when there's a shitload of real porn right there, more than anybody could ever consume.Like, really.Now my neat Comfyui Workflows are under dust.
>>62689874Because a bunch of blue collar workers turned out to vote when they're normally not politically represented.There wasn't any efforts to protect blue collar jobs for decades, and at best, you got indifference. Often even outright hostility.fact is, most voters didn't give a single fuck about blue collar job loss because it's didn't effect them.There was nothing to be gained from losing blue collar jobs. AI is different. There's a lot to be gained, and nothing should be allowed to slow down this train. And accelerate it as much as possible. If that means a bunch of people lose their email answering jobs so be it.
>>62689884How are you going to spend your 5,000 Trump Bucks boss?
Wtf BAC??Also my new thesis is that Hormel is at a generational buying point here, and you niggers might remember me being correct about VZ at 30 in 2023 and JPM at 100.Hormel has a pristine balance sheet for ANY company and 60% of the shares are controlled by the Hormel foundation for its charitable activity, that is 100% funded by the dividend, its a 60+ year dividend king so it is not at risk, this isnt a pump and dump play, this is a your children's inheritance play.
>>62689878ONDS
>>62688941>>62689630CASSANDRA HAS SPOKEN>>62689656>UGLY PEPE GUY IS bullish on AI and techKek it's going down another 50%
>>62689893Same way I’m gonna spend those Trump doge and tariff refund checks, which should arrive in about two more weeks
>>62689878BWET
>>62689903I don't recall any Trump doge and tariff refund checks boss.
QQQ has reversed, and now it will crab until close.
how can a president issue dividends?so you get yield for voting?
>>62689892I agree with you historically it didn't matter, I'm speaking to the current state of things in which I believe both sides of the political spectrum easily understand the plight of job loss from Capital owners. I disagree with you that this is a good thing, but I agree it's going to go there, I don't think the populace being against something has ever stopped the ruling class from doing it. People will certainly lose their jobs no matter how many people now agree it will happen.
>>62689905You should thoughbeit boss
>>62689886There are no bears to shake out lol.Every bear capitulated long ago.They’re all cowering in analysis mode, pretending to be bears, or making podcasts to try and sell people something.The only short activity on the market is market makers running on autopilot.There’s nothing out there.
>>62689878Deez nuts
Have price analysts ever once been right on stocks they consider strong buys or sells before?It seems like they juat make it up and it’s basically a coin flip foe the ill informed
what are your predictions on the stocky market?
>wife has her first pregnancy test with a faint linei really hope i'm gonna be a father bros
>>62689923I predict that the AI is going to break loose and then infiltrate the North Korean nuclear program through an LG refrigerator, and it will lead to the AI nuking Seoul, but everyone is going to think it was the norks boss.
>>62689923anthropic and openai are obviously tapping out. look for new sexy AI company.
>>62689923Stocky market very good sir please redeem the AI.
>>62689926gay
>>62689926and i hope my son enjoys you as his dad
>>62689926Congrats bro
>>62689926Great, we need more niggers pronto.
>>62689923If the Fed holds SPX is headed for 8000 and beyond. If not… well
if AI is so smart, then why does it obey human prompters?we are simply above in the food chain
>>62689926>i'm going to be in massive debt soon, and for the next 20 years.
>>62689940What makes you think they do 100% of the time?
>>62689896>down 50%>still 34 p/esrry dude I'm not that bullish on goyslop
Bear trap into bull trap into crab
>>62689912yes, that's how it works.Politically, if it doesn't effect you then it's not a problem. Just because somebody got an email answering job the government needs to babysit them and protect them from anything bad happening.They're adults and can fend for themselves. Everybody else has to. When it effects voters, suddenly they're wide awake wanting to protect jobs. There wasn't none of that for decades.And blue collar work got triple tapped. Automation, globalisation, and immigration. A single issue effects them and now they're clamouring to bring innovation to a halt. It's complete different as well. Most blue collar job destruction didn't come with any gains. There wasn't some trade off.It was just purely destruction. With AI, there's a tradeoff, and a lot to be gained from accelerating it as fast as possible.
>>62689940That's how LLMs workyou can't get an output without an input
>MPCliterally, it was free money whole year
i need Trump to post on truth social and pump it up 0.75% NOW or its all over for my port.
>>62689960Nope, you’ll just get another melty about how Trump is just going to stop trading with half the world if the fed doesn’t cut rates on Wednesday. This includes Canada, who supplies us with oil. I do really want to see the taco excuse when he doesn’t do this, or if he threatens it and circuit breakers all immediately hit
>>62688941He sounds like an idiot but he is right
I need Trump to do a TACO on the AI build out, and just come out and admit that the AI is too powerful and we must stop researching it or else we could end humanity as we know it boss.
>>62689196wtf else am i gonna buy?i can't put my entire port into south american penny stocks, asia is even less reliable, and europe is actively hostile to growthi used to keep a 40:40:20 port between the usa: europe: world but over time it has morphed into 70:15:15 and honestly i still feel too deep into europei don't like orange man and i wouldn't even if i was american but the rest of the world is governed by even bigger retards, or perhaps that just amounts to "has a bigger more meddling government"
>>62689878SOXL
>>62689923GUYS WHAT IF SKYNET IS REALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jod0xfh7xDk
>IRGC: Strait Of Hormuz Closed, Under Smart Naval Control – Tasnim
will AI be able to produce a replica of a beautiful woman's ass with the authentic smell
>BREAKING: Jet fuel prices in the US surge to $4.35/gallon, now up +61% over the last 10 weeks.>Over the last week alone, jet fuel prices have risen by +10% as US oil prices continue to push above $100/barrel.>As a result, US airline fares jumped +23% year-over-year in August, with much of the recent crude oil rally not yet reflected in the data.
>>62689930wow that's crazy
>>62689955>With AI, there's a tradeoff, and a lot to be gained from accelerating it as fast as possible.But this is my point, you're drinking the Kool aid. You've said nothing incorrect up until this point, we agree fully to this, but my point is that all of the workers now are well aware how this ruse functions which is why there's pretty bipartisan pushback. I don't believe that will stop AI development, but that does not make AI development beneficial. I think your argument is fundamentally flawed if your expecting your accurate analysis of the job market leading up to AI to also mean your AI thesis is correct.
>>62689981But I thought burgers were unaffected by the strait?
>>62689926You will feel great until you realize you birthed a dino before the meteorite strike. I feel depressed every time I think there is a chance that my baby girl gets slained by a gigavirus released by Claude to solve climate change
>>62689977If these guys are trying to sound tough, they're probably weak as fuck boss.>T. Sun Tzu
I think the boomers were right about just buying the dips
>>62689985Everything is fine. Please move along. No, stop looking at the 10Y being over 5%
Ugh the one stock I had the most faith in, is the one performing well. I really should've just went all in. Instead I'm split like 50/50 with it and the semi and memory stuff
>REUTERS>Denmark, closure of Øresund strait after reported drone activity>COPENHAGEN — Denmark has closed the Øresund strait indefinitely following reports that vessels allegedly linked to Russia were involved in releasing drones near the strategically important waterway, Danish authorities said.>The closure applies to all maritime traffic through the strait and is intended to prevent the vessels and suspected drones from reaching open waters, authorities said.>The move has drawn criticism from countries across the Baltic region, including Russia, which warned that the restrictions could disrupt commercial shipping and affect economies heavily dependent on maritime trade.>Denmark and the European Union defended the decision, saying the temporary restrictions were necessary to address what they described as a potential security threat.>An EU spokesperson said the bloc supported Denmark's actions and that protecting critical maritime infrastructure and the security of European waters remained a priority.>"The safety of maritime traffic and European citizens must take precedence while the reported security threat is being assessed," the spokesperson said.>Danish officials said the restrictions would remain in place indefinitely pending further investigations and a reassessment of the security situation.
>>62689984AI already has plenty of benefits now despite its infancy. There's nothing special about the biology of the human brain that makes it better than other substrates. Intelligence from chips will in the end be much more capable than anything a biological brain could do. It's already capable of exceeding human intelligence in multiple areas. A year from now, humans will be hopeless to keep up with AI in most things. There's a lot of benefits to having intelligence that greatly exceeds anything a human could be capable of. All the humans in the world could play chess against Stockfish and they'd lose.
>>62690001lmao, demark wants to play tough and close their straits too. Look, if they don't open their strait we're just going to take greenland, and we're probably going to take greenland anyway boss.
>>62690001How many straits are closed? This is really bad for straits; dire, even
should i buy oil 1dte puts before market close?
>>62689926Congrats Be nice to your wife, pregnancy is difficultAnd enjoy your time together with just the two of you cause you won't get much of that after
>>62690001Where the fuck is it on reuters, can't find it
What is the opposite of FUD?
>>62690001>LATINA NOTICIAS>Panama closes the Panama Canal after an explosion damaged the gate of one of the locks, leading to a water spill that is threatening to drain freshwater reserves from Lago Gatún >China offered immediate help by sending engineers and additional railway stock for the freight train lines that run parallel to the Canal>The capacity of railway transport is only a fraction of that moved by the canal, but it could keep the most prioritized products like Chinese computer hardware flowing
>>62689926This lucky anon will make savings on delicious milk
>>62690004they can't anymorenot since the 19th century when the Kiel canal was builtexactly because perfidious Danes kept collecting tolls
>>62690006>>62690011smigger bros..>>62690013OH FUCK
STRAIT WARS NOW
Wow Trump is a NIGGER
>>62690006kek
>>62690002Disagree. You can already see how AI is destroying a segment of the populations critical thinking capabilities. Rather than learn how to solve a problem, they presume the problem is solved already by AI. I think the creativity of human ingenuity is the only true and inexhaustible well of infinite growth, and AI directly attacks this.
>>62690013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0
>>62690006the only good post in this thread
JOE BIDEN CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
>>62690031AI + Human Creativity = AI Porn and Realist Frog Slop boss.
CVXbros, what the fuck is happening?
>>62690032>TRUMP SAYS PRESIDENT XI 'JUST ANNOUNCED THAT CHINA WILL BE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING', SAYING HE IS 'NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS'China will make loads of money then
>>62690006good news for short sellersmoney for nothing
Brutal depression today, bros
>>62690046*hugs you*
>>62690031Yeah, if people want to use AI as a crutchthen yeah their intelligence will atrophy, and I expect a segment of the population will never learn to read and write because they cheated their way through education with AI.AI can be used as a learning tool and accelerator as well. Right now, it's like having a personal 24/7 tutor that knows almost everything. A tutor that can construct personal learning plans for you, and adjust your curriculum on the fly in the optimum way that suits your own learning. Some people are going to take great advantage of this. And it'll uplift those that do. Much better than any human teacher or entire school could.That doesn't mean AI should be shut down because some people are going to use it as a crutch that stifles them.
>>62690046*rapes you*
I believe I may have an undiagnosed and untreated personality disorder.Are there any stock tickers I should look into for this situation?
>>62690037Oil needs to flow to make money from oil
should i just buy KMB? everything else feels so expensive
getting real tired of this choppy shitty bullshit market
>>62690065same.
>>62689926if she doesn't let you drink her breast milk during sex she doesn't love you
>>62690057I don't believe that is how people are using it though. The military and big tech are not asking AI to teach them how to be better, they're funding it so that it can make autonomous decisions on increasing wealth inequality and more effectively dispatching their enemies, all while they can wash their hands and say it was exactly an autonomous decision, none of their doing.
>>62690068diapers, formulas. buy it all
>>62689896that PE is from a one time write down, im bullish on protein
>>62690031>>62690057>>62690085And most people don't have anything to contribute to human ingenuity.If AI can uplift one person to the next level that does, and a hundred more use AI as a crutch that stifles them. It's worth it. The stuff that really has huge impact, like technological innovation is only brought out by a fraction of a small fraction of the population. Someone that uses AI as a crutch to cheat in their classes was never going to engineering an artificial heart.
>>62690057Well no wonder the teacher's unions feel so threatened by the AIs, how will they be able to indoctrinate and transition the children if the children are unable to read or write because they cheated with the ai boss?
power fifteen minutes please!cam on we were almost green!lets do it before the close!also bake a new thread!
>>62690094meds
>>62690095CRABBED
>>62689692I moved my RDDT positions into ORCL on Friday and have just spend the last 2 days watching my money melt away
Did anybody parlay their NY Giants to win investment with the Under on the total points like I told you guys on Friday? I can teach you how to invest in with my accurate knowledge of the future, but you gotta listen to me boss.
>>62690098Oh they can just get the AI to transition and indoctrinate the childrens. How sill of me boss.
>>62690065CMPS. Trust no drug jew, only the forest gnomes speak the truth.
ok. do i short oil 1dte now or nah
>>62690105I've heard good things, but I'd need to find a local company to invest in for that.
>>62690109flip a coin
>>62690103Ok baggie shill me on sports gambling. I don't want to learn players names
CLOSE THE STRAITSCLOSE THE CANALSIn fact...CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET
>>62690101>Giants vs CowboysUnless the investment was in rooting for MetLife to collapse under the sheer weight of NYers mixed with Texans, thats a no from me, boss.>Go Birds
Why GUSH is dumping?
>that fucking sell offTomorrow will be a fucking blood bath. Goldberg is scared as fuck
new>>62690124>>62690124>>62690124
keeeek that soxl rape
>>62690117You have to learn the nameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
>>62690119That fucking pic LMAO
>>62689736Personally I find data centers to be a waste of energy and an eye sore. I could do without the woke slop too.
>>62690141Do you go look at them like a bird watcher? Just don't look nigga. Look at a tree or something.
