Low Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62688932
THEYRE BEGGING
>jews trying to exit pump 2 minutes before closeIt's never been more fucking over. Get out now
Bussy tried to go all out today and yet failed
RATE HIKES FOR NOTHING AND THE MELTIES ARE FREE
topkek>may
EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GAMESTOP I BUY, I WILL NEVER SELL. NO MATTER WHAT. STOCK UP OR STOCK DOWN. PERMA DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. DIAMOND HANDS UNTIL IVE STOPPED BREATHING.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62690144+0.04%
why
>>62690137So that's why GUSH dumped?there are reports of new oil tanker on fire in the hormupussy
>>62690144Not looking
>>62690144-3.33%TRUMP IS A NIGGER
>Good signs for Oracle such as beat on earnings and Larry Ellison not selling his stock>DumpsJUST
>>62690142>independence and self reliance confuses the migger
>>62690144Today: -0.86%This Month: -1.98%This Year: +27.41%From Peak: -4.65%12 Months: +10.16%could'a been worse
>>62690144Orange nigger evaporated my puts, but that eod mass sell off is writing on the wall. I'll make it back tomorrow.
>>62690144Up 7% on XRP. I gave up on stocks last year.
>>62690144+ 2.22%
>>62690144-2.3%But I got out of my SNDK short puts for profit so there's that. Should have trimmed down last week though instead of dumping them all today.
>>62690144+0.14%Guess those dividend ETFs must have some oil stocks in their holdings.
>>62690144+1%My Nokia going down couldn't keep the gains from GOOG, CDR, OML and KO at bay.
>>62690144I had 2 SPY puts, 1 sold, 1 expired for a loss of ($.55).>+0.47% which I will take
>>62690144down 1.21%, chip exposure mostly
>>62690144-0.44%. Realized some losses and made profits in the process
>>62690144>+0.27%
Crazy that the president literally becomes a pumping faggot anytime market is down 1%. He’s so fucking scared, I want Iran to put him out of his misery but bombing Israel again for a limit down meltdown
These AI jews are so transparent,"dont buy this sports car, its waaaaay too fast, just be careful cause its TOTALLY AWESOME"its like the CEO of coca cola admitting that shit kills you.They are just using jew tactics to usher in a government mandated oligopoly, but even if they succeed AI NEVER WILL MAKE THEM ANY MONEY
>>62690155You will get bogged again and again until your account is zero.
>>62690144>Downs syndrome 1.28%
>>62689926try to at least be well rested before she goes in to labor. it'll be about a year before you sleep again. >>62690144lost money
>>62690170ai has already made them moneythe company won't make money but that's not the point
>>62690168>the two countries that have ignored me in the dumbest war will now do as I sayKek!
>>62690144+12.44% grambling
>>62690144>+ 0.39%
>>62690168Again I don’t think we are prepared for the melty if rates get hiked, he might launch a nuke at the fed
>>62690176OK how does that usually end up? Scammer CEOs that sell early shares but the company never makes moneyu
>>62690144I don't want to look
>>62690137NIGGA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE TAS WINDOW IS LMAOoil still going higher btw
>>62690144I bought the dip.
If tomorrow is as bad as today was I'll be wiped out I'll be completely and utterly ruined
>>62690188Bussey is the market now
>>62690144-4.44%>dem tripsi fucking hate sandisk so much it's unreal
>>62690144-1.98%Better than expected tbqh fampai
>>62690144I am up $2.76 this quarter, including dividends.
>>62690171Sorry mumu, you had your time the beginning of this month.
>>62690168Tying up your mandate's "success" to the stocks market is so fucking retarded. It's an Achilles' heel of biblical proportion. I know zoomers and nothing happeners have it easy, but it's fucking easy for an enemy to exploit this and have the stocks market meets its doom. And this is exactly what Iran is doing. And any attempt to delay the inevitable only makes it worse. Besides, you can't fucking fight a war when you're limited by fucking trading hours.
>>62690144+22.52%Puts I disclosed here last Friday printed bigly
>long term account up 32% YTD>short term trading account -50%
>>62690137>4% of global oil supply being removed from the market>somehow oil barely rise and oil stocks are downThe US also announced they are refilling the SPR next month. How is it even possible for oil to be down?
>>62690213Let me ask you this. If the refineries are all blown up, who's going to be buying the oil and turning it into refined oil-based materials?
>it's bleeding out againBIDEN'S MARKET
should i slurp?
>>62690213Fake paper oil is down. Dated brent is around 130 bucks. And the real price is refined products anyway, and you can clearly see at your local station that it won't come down anytime soon.
>>62690215all the refineries are fine, we have a glut of refineries and they HUNGER for oil
>>62690132I bought calls on BWET today. Can he just wait until I can sell some more covered calls against it so it's near cost neutral if it starts going down?
>>62690219Yes
>>62690168What I find weird is how it seems to work most of the time. Oil started falling and stocks started pumping the second he posted.
concepts of negotiating a deal with Iran bros....we're winning
Chances SNDK hits 1000 on Friday?
>>62690223>ccs on bwetjesus christ anon how much did you put into it
>>62690224what exactly
>>62690215Refineries in the US and China are still working. They haven't even reactivated the CA refineries that were shutdown recently. And even if you blown up the refineries, the world still need refined products, like diesel. We literally can't live without it. Also, oil supply is also. Worldwide inventories are all near floor. Float inventories were down like 30% last month
>>62690230One ATM call cost $120 (so $12k) when I bought it and I sold an October call against it to lower the total expense to $75.
Donny better fix this shit
>>62690238oh so it's a spreadI thought you were buying lots of 100s and selling ccs on thosethis thing can rape you pretty bad and double digit swings are almost guaranteed.....good luck
>>62690233depends on your risk tolerancei periodically lump sum into tqqq and upro, but if that evaporates, so be itthough it'd probably be safer to throw money into qld and sso
Unironically think they won't raise rate this Wednesday. Trump must have done something to Warsh before picking him as the next Fed chair. Hassett is dovish and he was one of the final picks. Literally no reason for Trump to pick Warsh when there is another dovish choice.
>>62690225it actually works the other way round, they manipulate the market with large orders and the jawboning is just a cover and power projection
>>626901442% in extended hours
>>62690246Yeah it's a good outlet for geopolitical uncertainty and unlike oil prices, the rates oil shipping companies demand can't be manipulated by the US treasury and other players.Granted, if Iran announced surrender tomorrow it will crater, but it sounded like the war will drag into 2027.
>>62690262I share the same view boss
>>62690256Warsh isn't dumb. He knows raising the rates won't make diesel prices go down. Raising the rates during an energy crisis is like putting out your cigarette on your broken arm to make it feel better.
>>62690256>Maintains>Market dumps anyway
>>62690271Listen Sweetie, Kevin is mandated to have maximum employment and 2% inflation. He's only equipped with an index rate thermostat to maintain the status quos and keep the social security ponzi scheme funded boss. The rates will rise, inflation is too high, so they need to get it in check. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62690269I'm getting some fomo too but my tiny brain won't let me buy it at 750+ when I was just eyeing it at 600 the other day>>62690272100% we dump unless we get the legendary rate cut of all time the market isn't dumb and warsh isn't dumb eitheradults in control = minor rate hike (1 of 3) and after they lose the midterms trump can just blame everything on the dumocrats until this iran thing dies out
>>62690278reasonable, but do you remember "inflation is transitory"?and then they didnt raise rates for like 14 months?
>>62690281I dunno, how is everyone dumb enough to vote for the dumbocrats if Trump's promising $5,000 Cheques if they vote Republicans. I thought people were broke living paycheck to paycheck. Why would they vote against their best interest and leave the $5,000 on the table like that boss?
>>62690144-1.3%How has that orange MIGGER not fallen out of a window yet?
>>62690278Can't he lower rates so the growth rate of the economy gets higer than inflation? Would benefit everyone.
>>62690283Different F. E. & D. bro. Now that we got a non-geriatric in charge things should run more efficiently boss.
>50 days until the midterms>mortgages at 7.2%>10Y at 5%>30Y at 5.35%>diesel at $6.50>gas at $5.50
>>62690292different guy, same bullshit. he should already have raised, and he knows it's gonna be a disaster
>Cheques Baggie isn't even American?
> 0.1% chance of 8 rate hikes in the next 12 months
>>62690288Because the right people are still making money. If that weren't the case he'd get another ear shot but aimed a bit better.
JAPANJAPAN STOP WE CAN TALK ABOUT JAPAN NOJAPAN STOP
kospi shall bring thine double digit SOXL>mom said so
>>62690291stimulus is always on the table but something would need to break before they actually consider rate cuts + hyperinflation option
>>62690170what the fuck is that thing supposed to be
>>62690303Everything is fine, hey there, look at our shiny AGI that does, uh, something incredible, trust us.Also don't look at oil.
>>62690306landing pad
>>62690305>born without a refactory periodYou have no idea how hard it is to not jerk off when I know I can have 4 orgasms in a row and just completely fry my brain.
>>62690306it's a military radar site
>>62690303
>>62690311good for you anonI've had that happen once or twice and the second orgasm felt like I was getting mk ultra'd
>>62690315They don't even do that. They outsourced their birthrate to SEA
These SOXL calls will PRINT this week. This is how you make money. I have intercourse with crackheads and use ubereats almost everyday for food. This is the prime time life. This is how comfortable individuals live they best lives.
>>62690311What the fuck, are you me? I've been calling it the "Genghis Khan gene" all my life. A blessing and a curse, my record back when I was a teenager was absolutely insane. I was shooting dust by the last one.
>>62690286Your are the Dumbest cunt that’s ever darkens the door of smg
>>62690303>1.5% is the highest in most of /biz/posters lifetimelol pathetic
>>62690320It's more subtle than that. Most of the time he is just pretending to be retarded.
>>62690323How many fell for it again awards can one Goyslug wear?
>>62690320I don't understand, is the TDS so great that they'll literally decline a $5,000 cheque because Orange Man Bad? Seems kinda retarded that these commies wouldn't vote for someone proposing a policy like this boss.
>>62690311Babe... the fun we would have. Lots of women are like that though.Hoping for a better day for soxl tomorrow, i think the selling might have exhausted itself today. Drove a half day but getting a hotel and some panera. Going to hit the road harder tomorrow.
>>62690319It's such a curse like don't get me wrong holy fuck it feels good but its on the order of a heroin hit. As a teen I'd go until I was just a crumbled mess. Don't even need to have anything left over in the tank to keep going. >>62690331Kill yourself faggot
>>62690325I dunno, I took like over half a million in PPP loans and all of it was forgiven just like Trump and Steve Merchant said it would be. Thank you Mr. President boss.
>>62690329dude, shut the fuck up. be high and retarded somewhere else, it's fucking annoying
>>62690323>pretending to be retardedHe crashes out the second you mentions jews or that guy calls him a baby. Not in a troll way, he genuinely seethes
>>62690320I'm pretty dumb I just don't put a name tag on it
>>62690329didn't he literally just backtrack and say he was paying it to everyone? the republicucks aren't even taking it seriously because they know he can't do it and he hasn't done it with the epic tariff dividend or all the other gold plated turds he promised his troglodyte followersalso why do you change your trip every week? could've sworn I filtered you like a billion times before lol
>>62690336I'm stone cold sober, and having a discussion with someone else you can go fuck yourself boss.
>>62690332Darling sweetheart, control yourself and remember what we had once.
>>62690318I bought more SOXL at 103. There's no way it doesn't pump back to 150
>impending energy crisis>gigantic tech bubble>bond rates are soaring>shiller p/e at it's highest since the dot-com crash>fed is about to do a rate-hike>within the two-year window of a massive inverted yield curvethis might actually be the big one, for real this time
>>62690323Hes right you are just an anti trump jeet shillbot you don't even care about stocks. Any American here loves trump and doesn't even care about the $5000 thats just a few days pay
>I've aggrod the faggotMods can you fucking pissants deal with this retard already?
>>62690294>216 days until the parliamentary election and left lefties take over and implement wealth tax, breathing tax and an exit tax >mortgage at 3.20%>10Y at 3.52%>30Y at 3.74%>diesel at €2.549/l ($13.4/gal)>gas at €2.349/l ($12.3/gal)t. europ
>>62690349My investments are poised for inflation and part of me wants to see how fucked everything can get so I want the stimmy.
>wednesdayAre you ready anon?
>>62690341well no, you replied to me and then stopped replying to me so we are definitely technically in a conversation, you're just spouting ridiculous nonsense while ignoring the fact that you wont follow up on anything I say so that is not a valid point dickhead
>>62690347Line must continue to go up.
>>62690347Yes, but the real question is: what precipitates it all?
>>62690350Its you that needs soothing and comfort. Wishing you peace and sending extra love.Panera doesnt have corn chowder anymore so ill just do olive garden again
>>62690360Betting market has the rate hike at 90%.
>>62690364Has to be the Iran war or oil running out and spiking. Even if we taper the SPR it won't last through the Spring. I suspect we're going to get Trump trying to use tactical nukes or an invasion. Which would be a great show.
Gemini, annotate the DSM-5 line-by-line. add a check box for things I am allowed to express online publicly without getting punished on all major social media platforms, color code the checkboxes please. no mistakes
Have you guys noticed semis and BTC have an inverse relationship? At least lately for sure.
>>62690370No my love, none of that will happen. Things are a lot less dire than that and there will eventually be peace
>>62690361The only thing you asked me was if I remembered when they said inflation was transitory, and I replied that it was a different bro at the F. E. & D. who said that. Not that it matters anyway. You can tell the people here the exact closing prices of the stocks, and they'll still manage to fuck it up boss.
>>62690351Huutista
>>62690367It's been over 85%~ since Jackson Hole. I think the hike is well priced in at this point, though maybe it's one of those mexican stand off situations where everyone is waiting on someone else to start selling.
Who’s already for an ultra green Taco Truesday?
>>62690381Isn't there some economic theory out there that if inflation isn't caused by market factors but instead something unavoidable like an oil shock you're supposed to ignore it?
KOSPI will close green tonight smiggers
>WEN/MCD/JACK stack
>>62690378i didnt ask you shit, i just already pointed out that your opinions are garbage and i wish you'd talk less if your posts are so shit. have some fucking decency
YOUR FAMILY IS FUCKED UP TO YOU BLOOD!!
the jugs - real or fake?https://youtu.be/MarzlGSMCA0?si
>>62690364Oil. It's always oil. Period.It's really just THAT simple. Why do you think they are absolutely desperate by jawboning it 24:7.But they don't have the weapon that matters most when it comes to do it. Ooops.
>daily p&l: $1 (0.00%)my perfectly balanced port
Stay away from your narcissistic family. I got you god son. I didnt know..
>>62690388*red
>>62690394Is this because an oil shock stresses the system and breaks where the weak points are? It'd make sense that if the AI rollout has to refinance $2 trillion of debt at record high yields and breaks.
Mumus getting extremely cocky. Blood red tomorrow.
>>62690394Real curious how it dumped into Obabo's election...
>>62690392That's a man.
>>62690394There wasn't even a physical shortage of ol in 2008. The price spike was caused by financialization, investors throwing too much money at it and speculation driving the price higher. This time it is different, everybody wants the physical thing, but the consequences will be the same.
>>62690386There are a lot of people who think you shouldn't hike into transitory inflation. The problem being that the inflation from the oil shock could largely go away tomorrow, and hiking rates against inflation caused by geopolitical problems doesn't do anything to fix the problem, and risks hiking into an environment where the economy might really start to slow, which is not what you want to be doing.
>>62690399It's because oil is the blood of the world system. It must flow constantly. And fluidly. You know what, your body works with ~5L of blood. Try removing 1L of blood, and you won't feel good. Remove 2L-2.5L of blood, and you have a very high chance of being dead already.This is oil.
>>62690407I had an epihany recently with oil prices. When oil supply drops 10%, it's not that prices increase 10%, it's that prices rise continuously until 10% of supply dries up.Which is a huge problem for the blood of the world economy.
>>62690392Fake
>>6269041210% demand fuck
>>62690412This is exactly how it works, yes. Your epiphany already puts you way ahead of others. And this is what matters.
>>62690412not exactlyyou have oil inventories particularly in china and the us cushioning that (for now)but you have the right idea
>>62690420Well China stopped importing a massive amount. Once that turns on its time for pain.
>>62690423they've already started importing againand it won't be pretty after the war is over either because everyone will be rushing to rebuild their inventoriesoil could ironically spike harder after the iran shit show but the likelihood of that after seeing what the treasury is willing to do to suppress it is kinda low
>>62690403holy shit that thing keeps appearing on my youtube because i watched half a video once two years ago and i never realized. that is, in fact, a man>>62690342if you would've watched the video you would know narcissists (You) don't seperate fantasy and reality. seek help then promptly kill yourself
>>62690343Heh. I bought at 100.76.'Luv me golden crab.
>>62690428they'll approve SPR releases below the limit shortly i would imagine. the entire planet rebuilding inventories simultaneously is gonna have to be reeeaaaally slow i would think. wonder what inventories were like into and out of 2008
>>62690412Ya babe thats how prices correct for shortages, its a feature of capitalism
>>62690291nice try donald
yield? why yes my stonks are yielding thank you
>>62690375That makes sense that semis and BTCs are negatively correlatedthe same people in BTC are the same in semisboth hoping for quick get rich.
>>62690463you might be retarded
Why couldn't he just shut the fuck upJust stop doing things, it unironically worked for joe
>>62690386yes its why core cpi is what the fed prefers to use to make their decisions (cpi minus energy/food)
>>62690466no, you
>>62690469mcchicken index is no joke the best inflation metric
>>62690144Lost 25 bucks, could have broken even holding another 15 minutes. It always does this shit. Made 50 bucks from answering a survey.
>>62690459Based
>make stuff happen>let stuff happen
>>62690148GUSH AND OIL COMPANIES ARE DUMPING BECAUSE EVEN IF OIL GOES UP IF OIL ISN'T ACTUALLY FLOWING THE COMPANIES THAT SELL OIL CAN'T MAKE MONEY SELLING OIL
>>62690467If you don't remember thirty jillion dollars to Israel and six gorillion immigrants per second, maybe you really are cattle.
>>62690318>>62690304Scampump back to 200 please>>62690296He was always french, why do you think he;'s such a fagguete?
>bwet up a fuckton in 3 months>/smg/ wants it NOW after fudding it>>62690256IF rates were actually rising to combat oil, then oil should be dumping. Raising rates doesn't actually do anything to make more oil though hence why oil is still around 100 bucks.
>>626901440.69% saved by my HPE puts from Friday.My MU seems to have (hopefully) found support prepping for a 30th moon.
>blatantly manipulate the fuck out of the market despite constantly rising profits and profit floors>"hehe pain trade"Fuck you
>>62690492Trade the chart, not the news, goy.
And darling, things are hazy for me, if you ARENT the elfposter can you clear that up, and if you are still angry with me, do it for "him." I love you still and i know you can return to loving me, keep your heart open.
I feel like with oilYou know how $30 was the old floor for oil? Not saying it never went below $30, but when t did it usually wasn't for long. That's pretty average $30 in an average bottom cycle. I feel like $80 oil is the new $30 floor. Maybe, maybe I'd call $70 the new floor.I feel like inflation has done so much damage for oil to cycle back down to $30 ever again. It might touch $30 a few minutes during a panic but that's about it.Anybody else agree with me? $80 o $70 is the new floor? Or will you pussy out and say it's $50?
>>62690492Its a great time to buy and soxx will one day see new highs. This cant go on forever
Why are leveraged bonds dumping so hard?
Today orally raped me
>>62690403lol she cute
>>6269052210 year just reached 5%. Last time that happened was GFC
>>62690516Stop. You are getting ahead of yourself. Nothing changed about there being an oil glut. Canada is sitting on massive amounts of oil sands, the US fracked its way to self-reliance, and the Gulf if it wanted could just flood markets by increasing output 100%.ALL that is weighing up the oil price is just one variable, Hormuz.I will rapidly go back to 65ish on some kind of deal.
Bros...please tell me nothing ever happens...
>>62690535It'll be different this time.
>>62690516Oil prices will come down as soon as the dividends are paid out. Would you like to know the specific date?
>>62690535they gave you exit pumps for 4 months to get out. they gave you another fake peace deal today. they straight up told you this weekend they were "slowing down the AI trade"
>>62690534yeah I think if a real deal is reachedit could even touch $50 much less $65but it's not going to stay therewhich is why I repeatedly said it can break below $80 for brief periods.I'm aware oil price has been declining because of production efficiency over the years, but the shale revolution was the las time that happened. There hasn't been more great production efficiency gainsAnd what has happened between the shale revolution and today?A lot of inflation.I'm not even taking in account Hormuz for the new floor.It was just the wake up call for the market to realise oil is more valuable than they thought it was.
>>62690534You’d have a point if that oil was not being used to refill the SPR, a process that will take years and is reliant on future leaders not starting more wars for Israel
>>62690548Also, most people are under the assumption that the only way the Hormuz actually reopens is under Iranian control and with tolls, with the new tolls increasing the price floor
>>62690548They will do that slowly, gradually, staggeredly, they won't just naively market buy once the Iran situation is resolved. It's politically and monetarily more expedient if prices are rapidly back down in the $60s.
>>62690516I was actually digging into this few days ago. Here's my writeup:If oil stays $50 - $65 for longer period (decade baseline/lower bound; less turbulent area) XOM price per share should go around/below $120. Something like $130 per share and anything lower is a good buy price. $90 per share is the most normalized bear case when market believes $50 oil is the decade baseline and company completely cuts buybacks. Oil below $60, price per share below $120 is good buy (at $60 oil, price per share may be ~$130).
Im the NIGL’ERIm here to steal your NIGL’sMUHAHAHAHA!!!
>>62690556Is it true that if you hold physical sharesand you lose them, that you can never claim your shares ever again?
>>62690562how would you lose them?
>>62690215the refineries won't all be blown up. if that somehow happens (everywhere) then the world collapses
>>62690271>>62690272>>62690489>>62690256there's a >95% chance they will raise rates. check the fed prediction thingy
>found some american pharma forum where employees shit on their companies well, well, let's do some anonymous well poisoning on some biotechs
Today at the office I basically fucked up and got fired on the spot over the dumbest shit. There’s this real cute girl who works on my team and basically to make it long story short she would make little boxing moves on me from time to time like “wham” and “boom” in a joking way and I would always be like “woooah that’s crazy” in a playful way. Anyways we were talking about the UFC event on Saturday (she’s really into that shit) and she got called over to help an intern but before she left I was like “can I atleast get a hug before you leave” and she just gave me a weird look. I got bad vibes instantly and next thing I know I’m sitting down with HR over sexual harassment.
>>626901442.35%(-$73,027.86) TodayKorea fucked me! KORU down big.
>>62690579kek you thought women could be your friend
>>62690579retard
I've been away all day. Why are futes neon green?
>>62690579BETA
Pretty good odds right now desu.No way those crazy bankers are actually gonna raise. No way Jose.
>>62690569Why The NIGL’R would nab them of course!
>>62690583I think he's trolling because it's literally the meme.
>>62690579This is the moment of your rebirth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd_6b7rpeEIor start of your villain arcor both
I'm thinking of selling off all my dram, already took a hit today but I;m not sure how viable it will be to keep it, I'd only have a $6 loss
>>62690595how the fuck do you have a loss when memory stocks are not much below their pico top?
*Thrrrpptt*
How to handle stress? I get this feel I have to ACT DECISIVELY NOW and it led to 100k daily swings earlier this year and my account being 200k in red YTD.
>>62690579Dude, how autismal are you? Hugs are "friends" area. But you don't describe her as friend, you are obviously just in a coworker relationship.At least you didn't just start hugging her unprompted.
>>62690598The fuck are you on about? DRAM is down 30% from its top. If the other poster had calls it'd mean he had 99% loss.
>>62690602That’s a good trait in some domains and less good in others. You have to accept perfection is impossible and that the price you pay for excelling in some environments is frequently stumbling in others.
>>62690607I don't know anything about DRAMI have Samsung and I'm still way up and didn't even get in early
>>62690579I got invited to a coworker's wedding and didn't go because I don't give a fuck. Everyone acted icked out except for the other guy so I had to take a day off and come up with an excuse. Then when I talked 1-on-1 with a goth gen-x femcel that also works with me she said she wished she declined but it's not proper.Women are interesting creatures.
>>62690556What
>>62690616I’m just done trying to figure women out man. I try to be personable and funny, doesn’t work. Even like on the subway I see beautiful white women with these black bastards. It takes everything inside of me not to walk up to the girl and just ask her “why are you even with this animal?” But I don’t do it because honestly I don’t like confrontation and I’m not sure how to fight. Like I’ve never been in an actual fight. There are certain people I feel confident against like for example if I’m walking down the street and I see a black dude I kind of lower my head down and look at the floor and just barrel through as fast as possible but if I see an Asian or an Indian I just stand upright and puff my chest out and have confidence. Like why is this? It’s weird man.
>>62690579>>62690628this smells like some kind of larp
>>62690602You gotta live through it, preferably on a real account without 6 fucking digits. I only wasted 8k getting mine under control (13k if you count peak unrealized while I was still in the green). Made it back later. It was a bit of a crash course though, oil on 10x leverage hits different.
>>62690347>this might actually be the big one, for real this timeSometimes I fantasize about taking the $40,000 I have in cash and shorting tech with massive leverage at just the right time. One trade and I could retire. One single button push, but of course, I'll never do it.
I sold puts on Dave & Busters at $7 before earnings, but missed my fills. Luckily, I put the order in as GTC and not Day, so it will execute first thing in the morning for a bad fill at somewhere at or above 0.20. The liquidity on these are shit plus commissions so I'm probably going to have to raw dawg them into expiry this Friday.I think I might be clinically retarded or DeepFuckingValue, unsure of which.
>>62690579[cartoon meme of an attractive man and an unattractive man saying the same thing to a female coworker with much different results.]
>>62690616>>62690579There was this girl I didn't even really knowshe knew me through one of her friendsand said she's trying to learn boxing and if I could help her and spar with her.I did agree initially. I had to tell her to leave me alone because she obviously didn't know shit about boxing or any kind of combat sport even for a beginner. She lied to me about having some training. Like I'm going to spar with a novice girl
>>62690644Thats okay, I bought the top of HL calls and still have dte.I bought itm leaps of WMT and VIX. I have until friday to hit 115Otherwise I'm down like $6k across the board
>rejecting alpha because it sounds iffy or is incomprehensible or completely off topicngmi
>KOSPI pre-market going straight up
>>62690144-0.2%, I will never financially recover from this.
>>62690657You don't understand the magnitude of my error. I'm going to buying a Dave & Busters if these are ITM on Friday.
>>62690347Ive laughed at doomers for close to 2 decades. Im actually feeling it this time. Im still 50% AI but if the 30 year hits 5.5 Ill start buying some SQQQ and prepare.
>>62690659Me when I doubted GPRO at $0.6 when it was shilled 2 hours before open by a weirdly enthusiastic and reddit spaced individual.
>>62690667Iron Lung was pretty pretty good.
>>62690579>can I atleast get a hug before you leave
This is why I trade.
>>62690665>still 50% AII am sure investors are thrilled using you as the indirect exit liquidity getting rid of their up nicely YTD bags to brace for more uncertain macro times.
>>62690579Ayo dis nigga got that "where my hug at" energy
>>62690671There is no doubt in my mind that that's her son and you're just a weirdo. Like I don't even really care, this is a public place after all. But man. Why?
Just got back from a weekend vacation. Couldn't post on the hotel wifi so today, yesterday and Saturday; nigger Monday! nigger Sunday! And nigger Saturday! Okay back on schedule. See you tomorrow for nigger Tuesday!
>futures
>>62690689Oh thank god the duckies were ok
>>62690687Do you think she had him when she was five?
>>62690689Post partum
>>62690687>>>/reddit/
>>62690579>punching: ok>hug: sexual harassment
>>62690671imagine there's a GROID TOUCHING YOU on the bus as you try to embrace your bobs cow
>>62690705I got problems with people not respecting others privacy, its just me.
>>62690585THE JOKE IS THAT WHITE WOMEN FUCK DOGSLOL
>>62690595Wait for the next pump and sell
>>62690713>riding in a subwayits just not for me
>>62690720who cares if people record you, theres a CCTV train camera recording the entire train room holy fuck this is why we cant have nice things like the meta glasses since people sperg out when they see itdoes it really matter if im recording some big titty bitch if we dont ever interact
>>62690681Could be, cant make it without a little gambing though. God hates a coward and AI is a good bet. Im so tired of 7 digit hell.
>>62690579This hurts to read. 10/10 troll post
>>62690698Kek
>>62690342Kill yourself gay schizo freak
>>62690725Fuck the meta glasses. That shit is peeping tom garbage and theyre rightfully banned in some bars and restaurants.
the excess cape yield is breaking down negativebut I am still bullish
>>62690687She’s just grandma maxing. The glasses and she’s wearing a dress made out of some grandma quilt or whatever. No way she’s old enough to be his mom based on her skin boss.
