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oil is stuck over 100 again edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62691024
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NIGGERS
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Happy Tuesday Traders

Today, you get one (1) point for every one post that replies to (You) in /smg/ which contains:
> racism
> homophobia
> antisemitism (yes, that one thing you do does count, today!)
> sexism
> unrequited amorous intent

Starting with this thread. The reply recipient's judgement is the standing per-post ruler. Posts which acknowledge the existence of these points or rules before the appointed cash-in time are void. ONE point per post only. No extra points for multiple matches per single post. There are no other rules.

You can cash in your points TONIGHT on FUTURES OPEN, 6pm EST.

Good luck and play fair smiggies!
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Buy the dip.
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Sell before the rug pull of tomorrow.
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what happens to your stocks after you die?
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>>62691990
Stop posting
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warsh will hold rates. why? because I said so.
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>>62691997
They probably go to the state unless you will them to someone.
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>>62691997
The stock fairy takes them and snorts them up her huge schnozer.
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>SNAP
>>62689525
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>>62691997
Why should I give a fuck, I'm dead boss.
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How we gonna do today?
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>>62691996
>doesnt buy anything
>only valued at the pile of cash (which is your divvies they didn't pay you)
>when it does buy something its fucking dogshit like POOL
>gambles on SPCX shares via GOOGL at the pico top

they are calling it the most Jewish stock of all time
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>>62691997
They go with you to the divine treasury
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>>62692011
Crab day.
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poor people need to stop ruining my semi/mu. i hate being poor and bitchless.
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>>62692028
He's right.
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>>62692028
If Orange Man Bad, then Data Centers bad too boss.
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XOM shareholder reporting in.
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>>62692028
>>62692036
I remember when it was the Trump vaccine, and Karmella was telling people during the 2020 campaign that she wouldn't take a Trump vaccine, but then when he got out of the office, Karmella's administration (with Joe Biden acting as president) was all pro-vaccine boss. I feel these data centers are on a similar avenue. They're terrible until Trump gets out of office, and then after he gets out they're still going to be terrible, but we're going to get them built up anyway boss.
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>>62692041
People will hate them just as much, they are an object of bipartisan disdain.
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>>62692041
How come the shrift they gave you was [N] - The Nigger
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I have some BAC 60 and 61 puts I bought before the crash and another on the onset of it, should I hold them until expiry on Friday or close positions? I'm new to options and trading but I imagine this is what they call a falling knife situation, and unexpected to recover 60+ levels soon.

Should I short CRWD and PANW next?
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EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GAMESTOP I BUY, I WILL NEVER SELL. NO MATTER WHAT. STOCK UP OR STOCK DOWN. PERMA DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. DIAMOND HANDS UNTIL IVE STOPPED BREATHING.
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Sooo doomp 30 minutes after open?
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>62692045
Hold them to zero.
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I'm conflicted about MU atm. On one hand I want to get back in for the earnings, on the other hand I feel like it's gonna drop below 900 this week. Guess I'll just wait until tomorrow.
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SNAP to 100 let's go
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>>62691959
>>62691936
you know you fucked up when you make the baggleballs forget to put boss at the end
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>>62692050
Based
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>>62692050
Based
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>>62692055
You know Triple F has a name now so I don't have to call him boss anymore right boss?
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The loans market is hilariously bad. This is what a decade of ZIRP does to a mother fucker, the infrastructure is like straight out of the early 2000's
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>>62691990
>unrequited amorous intent
omg it's over
AAAAAAAAAAAH
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What is this pattern called?
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>>62692050
based
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>>62692068
The lil donny special until reality hits yet again
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Set up a buy order at 895 on MU. Might regret it later this week but whatever.
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>>62692072
The reality is, the strait is open, and we have plenty of oil boss.
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>>62692047
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>>62692068
BIG DICK
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>>62692075
Explain BWET then I must be missing something
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Let me add half a mil to my networth so I can buy a place to sleep.
Let me spend money on boots and hoes because just like 6000 years ago there still ain't shit to buy with gold.
Who honestly playing this game?
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>>62692080
You called boss?
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I miss Joe biden so fucking much bros
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Thank you Trump for making America rich
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>>62692084
jews
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>heating oil
damn boss good thing we have plenty of oil flowing from the open strait, iran can't do shit. except for throwing fags and women off of buildings.
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>>62692094
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MOTHERFUCKING GO UP GODDAMN IT
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I enjoy seeing Bussyent get his asshole torn apart by the bond market, though he himself probably enjoys it too.
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good morning goyim sirs
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I will use the hogyoku to learn what stocks to buy
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>>62692068
Fewer refineries operational = less demand for crude oil

Oil supply is down, but refinery capacity is also down, which negates some of the loss of oil supply
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Every day my portfolio is more red than the last Jesus christ
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SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING CRAB
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Slurped AXON
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Damn, AMD is printing.
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>>62692086
What?
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>>62692140
revenge of the crab
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>>62691987
BASED
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where the fuck is smigstrodamus I want a refund
first the faggot said we were gonna megpump green kospi, and today, now we aint done shit were crabbing down to the fuck cuz oil aint doing shit
whats next, we wont fucking hit rock bottom before the election results adn then megapump?
this faggot lied to me
i will sick my feral jeet tribe upon him fucking madarchod
here is my prediction were gonna fucking shit some more because i have calls
this will be the most accurate one today fucking slopstrodamus
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>>62692150
It's like when the shoe shine boy is giving you stock picks and you realize the market has become too popular for its own good, so you short ahead of "The Big One" and laugh at everybody in the bread lines boss.
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>>62692141
Did you slurp before or after the big red candles?
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>>62692157
Imagine doing anything but scrolling right past his retardation and hideous gens
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>>62692160
Set a buy at 444.44 and it filled
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my soxs bag ffs
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Women in hijabs make me so fucking horny, bros
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>>62692164
That's a man
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Slurpin kevinposting memes. Tomorrow will be a big day for kevinposting.
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Chevron CEO says they’re running out of gas.
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>>62692162
Good luck anon.
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>>62692151
snib :D
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AMZN at 250, I suggest you slurp. I won't.
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Almost time for new OIL memes
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This is one of those dips, where you should get scared and not buy it boss.
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>>62692167
my financial guy said they weren't though, and he's usually a top on these things.
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>>62692176
Good morning, Steeler
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>>62692167
>Chevron CEO says that it makes 0 sense to expand Venezuelan oil when gas is less than $70 a barrel after Trump asked him to after the Venezuelan shenanigans
>Less than 6 months later: "WE'RE OUT OF GAS!"
In retrospect, I should've dumped way more into the energy market when Trump was getting antsy about getting Venezuelan oil moved onto the market before the Iran situation.
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>>62692167
>>62692184
They'll just print more gas. It's not a big deal.
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Demand destruction is taking place
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https://x.com/GenMining/status/2099610499285467478
They just announced what seems to be final dilution. Should be a good buy around now, maybe couple days/weeks later.
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No joke anons, if you got puts, have stops losses in case nigger trump tacos again. Learned my lesson yesterday

Stay frosty.
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>>62692189
even algos gotta be desensitized to Trumps gibbering by now
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>>62692191
I thought so too yesterday when the first taco failed, but then he double and tripled down and erased my gains from puts.he might say some retarded shit today to lessen the blow of rate hikes or get in a quick exit pump
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fuck this constipated market... just take a dump already; it's obvious you need to
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PULL UP NVDA PULL UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62692189
my dad says those things are for pussies boss
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>>62692194
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqt2kg7IUt8
>tfw catching feelings for a voice
Im so lonely bros... Investment ideas for this?
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>>62692197
As a jew, you are incapable of looking out for any non jews, hence you are incapable of trying to help others on this board.

Shoo shoo noseberg
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>>62692170
Thank you
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>>62692199
Good choice she's my favorite too
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>>62692167
I say prepare for boots on the ground. Keep a hefty amount of cash until Christmas at the very least.
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>>62692184
Venezuela oil isn't entering in any significant amount for a decade at least. Its not some tap you can just turn on or off based on the government.
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>>62692199
>when your belle hits you with the I cain't tonight, I'm as busy as a bee in a tar bucket
SO, HD, KO
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ETF holding virgin here.

What should I do with the $90 000 I have invested in equities bros. Should I move some into energy even if I'd be selling at a loss?
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Don't forget to breathe, anon. If you don't breathe you will DIE.
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It's happening
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Wow good thing I bought QCOM yesterday at 179
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62692215
what is "it"
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>>62692207
Hes going to have to do something to shake it up. If hes saying now nothing until after midterms than lol its either ground invasion or cuck both would hurt him massively in an election.
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>>62692218
>8
nice digits bro. checked
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>>62692223
Idk retard how about you open some charts you stupid faggot
>>62692222
Quads of truth. See you at 0 EOD
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I am back to not checking my portfolio
see you again next month
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I watched a 2 hour youtube video of some guy rebuilding an RX7 engine and I don't even have a car.
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constant stream of 1 month low alerts all morning lmao
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>>62692231
Hell yea sounds like good content
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What do I buy? I'm hunting bottoms but this feels like a preview
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Someone switch on the Venezuela oil tap, I’m tired of waiting
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>>62692239
Spy 0dtes
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>>62692189
>tacos
on what? Iran is done playing around
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>>62692239
>>62692212
november 30 strike VIX calls
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>>62692242
That shitty slag?
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>>62692235
I have already invested in about 30 liters of 0W20 and some oil filters. Entire family drives Mazdas too so easy to do in my driveway
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>>62692179

The Steeler has awakened
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>>62692246
He can back off more than you can ever imagine. You don't expect republicans to back off but they can.
Only reason he'd back off is if the fed doesn't side with him and the economy crashes.
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>>62692248
Wrong thread retard. But he probably whines all day like he usually does. Illidan is the ultimate incel robot. Seething about his chad brother.
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How are semis green.
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>>62692248

Isn’t he imprisoned by the Wardens?
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>>62692254
He will probably launch a nuke in the ultimate melty if the fed hikes rates tomorrow
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>>62692197
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>>62692254
backing off won't fix the petroleum supply chain
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>>62692261
90-92% chance of a rate hike
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>>62692025
>get fudded out of make it trades by voomers
>economy is now actually collapsing

>>62692028
He's right
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Why does Bessent have to testify at the house? I thought he was the house boss
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Spy puts up ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PERCENTS boss.
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FREAK
THE FUCK
OUT
NOW
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>another day of drilling
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>>62692149
The three Crowned Crows pattern, if it breaks out it goes to 600
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>Petrobras
Thank you based macacos!
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>>62692270
There's always a bigger house.

Or a deeper (state).
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Told you fuckers like a month ago the KOSPI catastrophe was the beginning of a bear market.
BUT NOOOO
NOBODY LISTENS TO OL FESTUS
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>>62692270
I've never been to your village, but here in America if you make it you can have multiple houses boss.
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GOOD OIL MORNING
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>>62692212
Full port JEPQ
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Panic has reached maximum daily fear

WTI topping

QQQ bottoming

Slurpers will be rewarded.
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don't know if I should laugh or seethe
Seriously why does this market love companies whose theoretical profitability *could* be great in 10 years *if* everything goes well, but would still be worse than micron's all things considered.
>the growth meme!
Micron's growth will not only outstrip marvell's, people use this stupid fucking narrative when talking about Apple being up 1 fucking percent in earnings. It's so fake it makes me want to literally cut their lying jew tongues out.
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>Own MUFG and Etoro
So my plan is to hold MUFG since they've been holding well so far, they also pay dividends. Meanwhile ill be holding Etoro and buy some 100 or 200 bucks into them and finnally buy into a third company
Is this a plan that makes sense, anons?
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>>62692231
Check "idocars" on YouTube if you havent. So many engines, so many videos. You can watch for weeks.
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>>62692280

The OIL Computer was redeemed
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>>62692248
Illidan gets convinced to invest in AI by Trump and then Trump rugpulls him randomly while insisting he's the best AI president.
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>>62692239
I don't think it's time to buy yet
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>>62692286
Because microns market cap is much bigger than marvell. So the higher rate of return is likely with the smaller company. Its not some trick anon.
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why the fuck are semis up right now
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I just relevered my Putz, somebody stop me I am getting really fucking greedy boss.
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As a bear I don't believe the market will go down yet. This is bait. We will pump after FOMC, no matter if hike or not. One way or the other. Midterms are the catalyst for anything if anything.
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Illidan is so edgy he’s says the N word with “er.”
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NVDA PLEAzseee godd fuckkkkkk
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>>62692306
When semis go up they become hards.
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>>62692314
based
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>$108 oil
Where the FUCK are Bessent and Ravid?
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>>62692306
Your shitposting/market making device uses semiconductors boss
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>>62692286

it trades at a 2x premium because it has a hekkin super hero name. that's it anon. don't overthink it. yes the world really is that gay.
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Who ready for snap to pop to 10 bucks after tomorrow
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>>62692278
use a trip or be tuned out as yet another doomposting retard with no thesis and no credibility
actually nobody even believes you made the warning you claim to have made
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umm Why did my stocks stop making money? I need them to start going up again. Thank you!
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This is it, this is the big one.
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>>62692291
i love seeing the toyota teardowns. should check if he did the 1ZZFE...
>>62692319
jarvis ask claude if this is true
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>>62692332
Because bonds are the new tech stock
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>>62692213
ITS FUCKING TUESDAY
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Told you faggots yesterday who screamed slurp the dip that the EOD sell off and mumus getting cocky of shit was the ultimate bear signal
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>>62692334
holy shit a talking bear
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>havent talked to my ex in 5 years
>her Victoria secret account is tied to my email
>get an email right about how she ordered new panties

THIS FUCKEN BITCH IS HAVING SEX WITHOUT ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>62692336
But bonds have been dumping
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uh oh bears cocky
time for the pre-lunch 0dte calls
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>>62692342
>not burning all bridges the instant she becomes your ex
NGMI
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>>62692274
It will, but only after the midterms/invasion. Semis won't reach new ATHs in 2026.
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>>62692342

I bet you jerked off about it like a cuck
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Have a good day babe.
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>bitcoin
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>>62692306
take profit
the hedgefunds are taking the day off to get ready for tomorrow
you think there wont be another good entry but there will be so beware
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>>62692342
This dude has taken cuckholding to a new level. He doesn't even get to watch boss.
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Okay what the fuck is VEEA and why is it up 140%? And more importantly, why did none of you fuckers shill it?
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>>62692342
>her Victoria secret account is tied to my email
log in and wishlist a bunch of fat person panties to mess with her recommendations
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>51s

>Oil loadings suspended at top Saudi Red Sea port of Yanbu after previous attack on east-west pipeline - Shipping sources
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I cant believe some faggot just told me to use a trip.
No
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>>62692361
scheduled news
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>Yemen's Houthis appear to have directly struck the YASREF oil refinery in Yanbu on Saudi Arabia's Red Sea coast this morning, the 400,000 barrel per day Aramco-Sinopec joint venture and one of the Red Sea's largest diesel exporters. Footage shows a large fire, with heavy black smoke from a flare stack, thick black smoke rising at ground level across the site and workers evacuated.
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>>62692360
Why can't he just be happy she found someone better boss?
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>>62692361
can you say force majeure
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>>62692357
i shorted INTC when it went above 100 kek im kinda sweating rn
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>>62692342
>>62692367
she's a useless selfish whore who can't cook or clean and deserves to be sad and lonely for the rest of her life anon
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i sold the 0dte calls
>>62692363
you have +1 score and he doesn't
>>62691990
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>>62692347

Didn’t even know it was tied to my email
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Where is the bullish black eyed-girl tranny?
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Hedges against rate hike? WMT, KO and UNH?
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what animal do I have to be so all my random guesses make me a lot of money
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ORANGE NIGGER AIIIIIIIE
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>>62692373
Maybe she learned how to cook and clean, I mean she's a woman, they usually figure that shit out on their own once they become women boss.
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>>62692378
Yes.
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>>62692377
Probably got banned for avatarfagging.
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>oil $104
Mumu?
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>>62692378
>Hedges against rate hike?
Rope.
>WMT, KO and UNH?
Maybe if we got UBI.
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>>62692379
A parrot.
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>>62692377
They disappeared at the same time as the elf poster so likely mods killed them for avatar fagging.
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where's the anon who bought calls on bwet? are you okay? how bad is it?
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>>62692381
>once they become women boss.
that's the problem, they're men
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>>62692389
What kind of portfolio is a parrot's?
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>>62692356
holy shit a talking dead anime girl
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Taking my little bit of happiness seeing LULU crater further down
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>>62692400
It's just kellog's because of Tucan Sam boss.
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wtf an oil tanker flew over my house
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>>62692400
All in on SNE (Sneed's Feed and Seeds)
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>>62692356
Cryptotards were awfully cocky after their exit pump and it was still fucking down ytd
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>>62692400
A random one. It clicks buttons and doesn't care if line goes up or down. It doesn't take gains too early, it doesn't give a fuck about margin calls, it feels no stress and therefore it wins. It's also red, so it's probably skewed towards bearish picks.
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>>62691997
if i dont have kids, ill will them to someone in my family that can handle money and build my stack higher
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spcx macd crossover
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The Jews who run the market have told me that once we get the rake hike, the markets will pump as if giving Kevin a head nod that the market is in agreement boss.
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>jews absolutely stone walling 757
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>Saudi Arabia has informed its European customers that late-September crude oil cargoes will be cancelled, due to the East-West pipeline being shut after last week's attacks and Yemen's Houthis taking over the entire Red Sea coast, per three sources to Reuters.

>Yanbu had five to seven days of crude stocks left for export when the East-West line went down, per industry sources on Saturday, and cancelling late-September cargoes means Riyadh does not expect the line back before they run out. Europe has been taking Saudi crude through Yanbu because Hormuz has been closed since spring. On top of the pipeline, the Houthis appear to have struck the YASREF refinery at that same port this morning.
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>>62692423
Just saw that on shitter. Nigger its over.
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Haven't made any money in months except for dividends and the fucking interest that penishood gives you on uninvested cash. I am financially SO BORED. Rate hikes better shake things up.
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>>62692423
Maybe those good for nothing Eurocucks should have helped out with curbing the Mullah's ambitions for nuclear arms boss.
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>>62692423
Hello $150
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>>62692428
RIP europoors
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>>62692423
this means spy goes to 550 right
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Now is literally the perfect time for a taco
>>62692423
Shill me a ticker
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lol i just opened up the market
why is soxl green?
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>>62692441
bwet
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>>62692441
He doesn't have control of the situation, its not his to taco on
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>>62692342
You should cum into some more expensive panties and have it sent to her adress
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Mecca is intercepting drones and missiles right now. BUY EVERYTHING BOSS.
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>>62692423
Time to get the Houthis around a table and have a discussion on how this is le bad and the wrong side of history
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>>62692423
It's kind of amazing how badly the orange nigger and the israelis have fucked everyone.
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>>62692366
>WHY ARE YOU NOT RUSHING AIR DEFENSE ASSETS TO PROTECT CRITICAL GULF INFRASTRUCTURE PRIVATE TRUMP
>WHY DID YOU NOT ANTICIPATE THIS
>WHY ARE YOU NOT STOMPING HOUTHI GUTS OUT
>WE'RE PAYING FOR IT YOU EAT IT
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>>62692444
I just mean a taco in general
>>62692443
K
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>>62692441
As a degenerate gambler, OTM UCO Sep 18 2026 calls
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>>62692423
I hope Rotterdam boats like sailing all the way to Texas
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>>62692448
That's pretty short sighted of you to say such a thing, when a nuclear armed Iran could make what we're witnessing seem like nothing boss.
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>>62692448
Israelis are also getting bent, so its all on the orange nigger, the best part is that youll be paying for this long after hws dead
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>>62692423
Have they considered asking the public for information that helps fighting Iran? Maybe we can pay people to talk
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>>62692456
You do remember Trump claimed to have obliterated their entire program a year ago rite? Then viciously attacked anyone who questioned that, then claimed they were about to get the bom...ah fuck it. Fuck you.
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>>62692456
Nukes lead to stability hoss.
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>>62692456
A nuclear iran would have probably managed to get everyone back together like during iraq
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>>62692456
>kike doubling down on his stupidity
Your nigger tribe got us into this mess in the first place
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>>62692453
I like your style.
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>>62692456
Shut the fuck bagger
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>>62692454
Very cute dog anon
I miss my lab bad
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My portfolio is getting absolutely fucked, somebody do something Jesus christ
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>>62692462
Nuclear proliferation leads to more nukes, which increases the likelyhood of ahhh fuck it fuck you!
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>Yields are now up to 2007 levels in the US, 1998 levels in the UK, 2008 levels in Germany and France, and 1996 levels in Japan.
>In China? Government borrowing costs are near their lowest on record.
>This stark contrast is one of the most underlooked trends in the market.

>China's economy is in its own world.
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should i just get pbr even if its been pumped high?
theres no taco this time aurely
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guys

i'm getting raped.

help
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ORANGE NIGGER OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND TACO LIKE YOU DID YESTERDAY THETA IS GOING TO RAPE ME
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>>62692449

trump went long oil a while back boss
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>>62692286
memory is getting commoditized by chinks. ASICs has higher margins and MOAT
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>>62692478
I can't help you, I can only hold your hand while it happens.
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>>62692479
He's on the phone with the saudi crown prince boss.
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Guess I'll hold for a little bit longer than I planned to.
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Europe and China need to join together in war against the fuckin Houthis.
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>>62692448
So which one is it? You think Trump was not justified in destroying their nuclear program, but also, Trump didn't actually destroy their nuclear program because you think he's a big dummy, but if he did destroy their nuclear program, it would be a bad thing and he shouldn't have done it?
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>>62692470
yeah
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>>62692490
Dude don't even bother trying to have a rational conversation with them, i've tried and it isn't worth it. Just shit post and laugh your ass off at the poor bastards boss.
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>>62692490
lmao shut up baggy
>>62692492
shut up baggy
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>>62692490
the plan was to destroy asian access to cheap oil.
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i forgot how bad this thread is without the jewggler trip filtered on 4chanx, my punishment for phoneposting
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>>62692490
>>62692492
>Implying the WMD's are real
Bro probably believed Bush too ahahahaha
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whens the next rally starting
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>>62692488
houtis already said they won't block oil ships
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>>62692495
I've thought this same thing, but came to the conclusion that it was actually just a byproduct of the stated goals, which are still the goals of the SMCO boss.
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On the plus side the government is 40T in debt.
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>>62692285
seems way too early
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>>62692366
>/smg/ world in flames edition
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Reallocating my oil gains into physical delivery of 250 black pussy contracts. Buy the dip in black pussy.
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>>62692500
Yeah, why block oil ships when you can blow up refineries.
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>>62692494
I am sick of you terrorist supporting third worlders who have invaded this general. None of you are even invested in the market, all you do is cry about Trump and the US and bring your /pol/ shit here.
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-0.46% for me today and tomorrow I guess it's going to be worse.
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>>62692502
US Debt legitimately isn't real as long as the world runs on dollars and is entirely a fabrication to get the lemmings who don't know that yet to whine about spending. Trump has printed more money in relative terms than almost every other president.
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>>62692513
Miggerdom should stay out of our markets.
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>>62692366
So saudi arabia gets invaded and just rolls over?
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>>62692518
Sure bro. I'm sure nothing bad will ever happen, chuddah.
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>>62692512
they will need to finance themselves somehow, I see them turning in a uae, china and iran puppet after they become the new yemen and call it a day
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>>62692507
And yet here we are, the bottom was 45 minutes ago.

You can accept it.

You can fight it.

It will arrive all the same.
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>>62692521
Saudi Arabia has less people than Yemen. They were paying USA to defend them.
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SUDDENLY SUMMER MOVED ON
GONE WITH ITS MEANING
SUDDENLY ALL THAT I HAVE KNOWN
A WORLD WITH NO HOPE
https://youtu.be/Y6GzlPK034I
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>>62692525
Nah, they're about to flip the algos back to sell and go to lunch, this is how it be FFF.
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>>62692518
is this b8 or do you not know about BRICs? not to mention the dollar is dying more & more consistently every year too. the US just recently paid japan to continue using the dollar
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>>62692449
You should have seen the signs by now
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>>62692522
Not until competing economic systems take off no. If you don't believe in any of the Euro or Reminbini taking over global trade then it does not matter.
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>>62692536
Be like Barron.
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>>62692530
>Saudi Arabia has less people than Yemen.
Well good thing wars arnt line formations like its 600bc or some shit.

We dont even protect our beloved israel...
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>>62692535
>BRICS
Their markets are still years away from being developed enough to match the US sphere of influence. Much much closer than anyone in the US wants which is why our coffers are being actively raided, but we have at least a decade likely
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>>62692490
I think the Iranians weren't close to developing a WMD considering Trump had already bombed their nuclear facilities previously and the consensus was that any enriched uranium the Iranians had was likely buried under a tonne of rubble.

I think Bibi Netanyahu got Trump on the phone and told him the Iranians were on the verge of having a WMD and they must attack now or it's game over. The Israelis have done this with every US president for at least the last 30 years. The other presidents were smart enough tell Israel to kick rocks, and nothing ever happened.

Instead, Trump, eager as ever to improve his polling in Israel, could not resist the opportunity for his holy crusade with his best buddy Bibi. He would have had intelligence people around him telling him this was a bad idea if he hadn't fired them all. But he did. Now the strait is fucked, the Red Sea is fucked, the pipe lines are fucked, the regime is Tehran is arguably even more hardline that it was previously, the Houthis are emboldened and US is once again staring down the prospect of defeat by goat fuckers in the Middle East.
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>>62692536
He would have lost money in the short term.
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>>62692535
euro would be more of a threat, brics is a joke
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ACK it won't stop going down!!
is something happening??
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>>62692423
Ich kann nicht atmen
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I made a practice portfolio to see how well a 50/50 passive to active stock-picking would be when compared to my current 95/5.

It's not going well bros. I don't understand how I can have a grasp of the concepts and fundamentals, even get a few good wins, but when it comes to picking stocks at any significant level then I'll lose my shirt every time. How do pure active traders do it?

>>62692423
>Reuters source is 3 days old

I'm not saying it's magically been solved but it seems like old news.

>>62692536
Isn't this kid 12 years old an autistic. How is he allowed to play with $30 million unsupervised? Shouldn't he be busy with school?
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>>62692536
>bought stocks
Yeah i cant be fucking bothered, they swept for this shit.
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>>62692490
>Trump was not justified in destroying their nuclear program
yes, this attempt was not justified because Iran is party to the NPT and US and Israel have nukes
>Trump didn't actually destroy their nuclear program
Also true, and they are probably making nukes now or already have them.
>if he did destroy their nuclear program, it would be a bad thing and he shouldn't have done it
Yes, also true because once Iran gets a nuke then there will be strategic balance in the Middle East and the Israelis will have to stop bombing their neighbors and stealing their land.
Anyway I have about $35k worth of PBR, howabout you?
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>>62692555
No more Saudi oil. Europe frozen EOY (this time for real).
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>>62692550
The only mistake Trump made is that he didn't finish what he started because he was too afraid that boots on the ground would negatively affect his polling numbers. Iran was not like Iraq or Afghanistan, the Iranian people hate their illigitimate ayatolla regime more than anyone else.
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g-gopro bros???
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>>62692490
nukes destroyed, iran defeated 53 times, Iran begging for a deal, secretly stealing all Iranian oil. sounds like victory simple as.
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>>62692567
>still more than 2x since $0.6
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This is just like that time that wannabe wigger Macklemore got kicked off the tour because of his antisemitism boss.
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Usa won this war
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>>62692565
This is what MAGA actually believes.
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>>62692564
That sounds like something has happened
my entire life of nothing ever happening
now this
no
what are we buying to get rich?
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The judeo-masonic globohomo paedophile capitalist kikes are at it again!
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I just need one more $ on GUSH
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So short MU before market open every morning is the answer?
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Is there anything that could happen that would give us a massive green erection in equities this month?
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>>62692571

Macklemore has been making fun of jews forever. pretty sure its all a shtick though and he is owned by Jews too
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>>62692575
And all thanks to one man and the kompromat he produced on a certain orange monkey.
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>>62692573
He's right, if we wanted to end this quickly we would have needed to already have the boots on the ground, but the blockade, and maximum economic pressure will work. These Houthi strikes are literally Iran kicking and screaming, but pretty soon it will be over, just like when that woman's husband left her with the kids for 30 minutes and she took the time to squeeze their little necks until they went limp (at the request of a man's voice) boss.
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>>62692573
The fact that you terrorist supporting freaks will completely refuse to admit that the iranian regime murdered tens of thousands of their own citizens during the protests after they celebrated the death of the ayatolla is insane to me. What about the protests that happened in Iran over the years before Trump was president or during Biden's presidency? Those didn't happen either?
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>>62692571
I saw that it was pretty funny
maybe he can change even if he tries, even if he wants to
>HLMN
>MEDP
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>>62692579
>strongly resembled an antisemitic Jewish caricature.

Okay so was Macklemore racist for the costume, or was the noticer racist for noticing the costume boss?
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Nu

>>62692586
>>62692586
>>62692586

Nu
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>>62692578

grandtheft auto comes out early with a surprise launch in october

gas use plummets 30% as everyone stays home to stomp hookers to death and gets a stimulus check in the mail from trump to not go to work (again)
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>>62692584
people protest harder in the US and none of them would kill their own leaders on behalf of an invading force from the othe side of the planet are you retarded?
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>>62692598
>>62692578
No rate hike
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>>62692584
>murdered tens of thousands of their own citizens
why does this matter to americans when americans are being genocided by their own government?
i would rather the us government kill tens of thousands of americans than import millions of indians
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>>62692589
Grrr I guess so...fine I'll ONLY long equities thank you
>>62692604
This is true
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>>62692584
Yes, we must take down the crazy religious fundamentalists that mutilate women's genitals, murder their citizens and journalists, and commit human rights violations on their slaves. And that's why we should nuke the saudi's, thank you herr trump
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>>62692561
so who do i vote for to ensure this doesnt happen, it looks like both sides are insiders
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>>62692580
It didnt have to be this way
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>>62692417
lmao falsealarm
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>>62692580
trust the axon cameras goy
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>>62692481
>moat
The biggest moat of all is that the hyperscalers are all american and chinkshit is illegal in american datacenters.

How the fuck do people not understand this.
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>>62692743
That doesn't eliminate competition. Compute is highly fungible; a data center built abroad is almost a perfect substitute for a data center built in the US, except for the most time-critical applications.



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