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bring back Powell edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous >>62696915
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>DaytradingFUCKINGGODS
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>>62697476
First for priced in
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CASHNADO ALERT
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rate hikes are jewish
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LMAO yields going up, stocks falling, gold falling WTF???? None of this makes sense.
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AAAAAAAAA THE JEWISH WIZARDS ARE KEEPING ME FROM PROFITING OFF OF THIS BINARY EVENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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interestfree is muslim
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What the fuck
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This ninja Warsh really thinks the CAPM is real
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>crack spreads mentioned
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>>62697513
what do you call this
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I got shaken out of my 0DTES and missed 2k. AMA
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>>62697513
signs of a healthy and stable market
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Are we buying bonds yet smiggers?
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crack spreads mentioned
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>>62697501
>>62697513
basically everytime the fed does a rate hike cycle it crashes the market
the jews have chosen to kill it all while trump is in office
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>yields
Shit's fucked yo
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Buy the dip.
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What the fuck man
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>>62697504
Gold moves with the market, anon?
It's a long-term hedge against inflation but is still subject to short term movement
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DICKS
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Holy Warsh BTFO
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>buy a little time
STEAL it
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I honestly thought we weren't going to dump wtf
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Hey Mr.warsh why do hate ugly jobless incels so much? The only way way I could’ve gotten 6/10 pussy was by making money through the stock market and stabilitymaxxing. Now you took that from me
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>>62697504
moving to cash? i guess? before moving to bonds??
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>LINE GOES UP, LINE GOES DOWN

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS
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NIGGERS
JEROME TONGUES NY ANUS
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"dip" buyer status?
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Damn Warsh really likes to "Spend a lot of time" in everything he does Huh?
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TASKFORCE
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This might be a stupid question.

The 4% rule is supposed to be safe for 30 years on a portfolio mainly invested in equities (index).

But the 30 year yields 5.3% right now
So why is it not a 5.3% rule right now? Just dump it in treasuries.
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LIQUIDITY SWEEEEEP
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>>62697504
Top retard
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>>62697519
Yeah me too I got rid of my crazy MSTR play yesterday but it might've made me 2+K too the 180/190c (before clarity act decision) and then the 100p for October 16th and now 100p will probably print I feel so dumb but I just cannot handle the drama. To be fair to me if I held on paper -120$ but probably okay now.
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>>62697536
i thought it was completely priced in too already
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REMOVE WARSH
LOWER THE INTEREST RATE
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>>62697555
If you made your own "rule of percents", what would it look like?
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Wow. I actually believed 4chan and lost money, holy crap I am an idiot
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>>62697513

SHAKE AND BAKE
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i made $100 today. my port is now only down 95%.
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lol

Hike cycle confirmed. Prepare for 2022
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>>62697569
What did you do?
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>>62697569
4chan doesn't make posts. Users of 4chan do.
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>>62697537
Kek
As he blatantly said, 10 year forced his hand.
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>>62697576
fucking retards are killing the fucking economy
we need a coup by Trump
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So... what now with USDJPY? How many more times is Bessent going to have to intervene in the next 3 months?
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My rates are hiked
My stonks are kiked
Looks like I'm going to have to ride my bike because gas priced spiked
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>>62697555
5.3% in bonds doesn't take into account inflation, the 4% meme rule does. you're also conflating two different things, 4% doesn't have anything to do with growth
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>>62697569
I bitched out too its over
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>>62697586
Anon, the pressures fucking with the economy are mostly Trump's fault
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>>62697583
noone forces the Fed chairs hand
hes just a weak clown that cant stand public pressure
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>>62697566
Based
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>>62697576
boomers are fapping to this
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>>62697504
>gold falling WTF????
The dollar briefly gained in value anon, don't worry about it.
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>>62697555
With stocks its to get a return that will match inflation and have income for retirement.
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I'm gonna slurp so fucking hard soon.
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>>62697588
>Looks like I'm going to have to ride my bike because gas priced spiked
That makes all of us buddy. Cars and personal transport will only be for the elite...
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>>62697576

LMAO

You are now slave to brown people shooting missiles in the Middle East. Better pray they stay civilized
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>>62697588
Here, have a like
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What the fuck did Kevin say? Did he say they're out of money or something boss?
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Trump voted fir this with every action and choice he made this year
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>>62697595
*Jews' fault
never forget why Americans even know where Iran and the Straight even are on a map
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anyways, oil is going to ATHs
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Has the Donald reacted yet?
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>>62697608
When asked why he, unlikes the rest of the previous chairman said that 4% is slightly less accomodative than before, while others have described 4% as restrictive.
Also, when asked how 4% rates help ease up the flow of oil
Also when asked; are rates now restrictive or not
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>>62697614
>*Jews' fault
That's what he said. Trump's fault.
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Told you guys yesterday… warsh should have fucked off and let the good times roll, thinks he’s some sort of big guy, it’s over… I gotta leave my screen I keep trying to day trade and have lost $50 for no reason… returned 2% first thing this morning tho, also fuck trump for forcing out Powell for not lowering, seems like he fucked up again
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>>62697604
>You are now slave to brown people
Always have been boss. Anons in this very thread will unironically vote for this in 2 years.
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Much better that this shit is over after 30 mins compared to Powell talking forever
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>put 25k into VT yesterday
>Lost 12 bucks so far
It's over isn't it? Should I just sell and close this brokerage account down?
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nobody wants to walk away from being raped
they want to fight back
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Warsh is a fucking clown
impeach the entire FED
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>>62697627
this poster thinks r-star is a constant
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>10y
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>>62697635
>thinks he’s some sort of big guy
4u
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>>62697614
Dude if you don't know this yet
Life is how well you can resist the temptations of the Jews and its up to you to do it. All other presidents except arguably Bush did it. Trump could have and so he is a failure president. Jews are really lifes test, they are sent by God to strengthen you like iron sharpens iron.
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my broker liquidated my puts cause i couldnt meet exercise, so early and now im looking at how much i missed out on :(
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the golden bear run has begun. It’s so over
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>>62697637
I liked looking at the pretty girls.
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>>62697638
I will never understand how anyone is willing to buy equities with the Shiller PE at 41.
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>>62697635
>have lost $50 for no reason
>>62697638
>>Lost 12 bucks so far
Can you fucking poorfag losers leave or at least be quiet?
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>>62697629
Do not conflate the master and the golem. Americans do not have meaningful representation in the Republic anymore.
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Mr. Donald is currently taking his afternoon nap. Please wait for his Truth Social post to appear sometime tonight.
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>>62697655
look at PEG, stocks are cheap if you look one quarter ahead kek
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This isn't normal right?
What's gonna happen that we don't know about? Any big LLM posting earning news soon?
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>>62697569
>>62697591
????
Should've kept it simple bros the trend is your friend
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>>62697659
we need a january 6th on the FED
theyre killing the fucking economy
and its on purpose
this rate hike was not necessary
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I can't believe this mother fucker is going to get political and increase the fed fund rate fucking 40 days before the biggest election in our nations history. What the fuck Kevin, I thought you were supposed to help our republicans not destroy them boss.
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>>62697638
just delete the app
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Miss me yet?
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Mutts, you asked for it and you fucking got it.
kek
most of (you) voted for this retarded cunt so stop ur screeching.
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>>62697656
Not a poor fag 2% is a lot more than the $50 bucks
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I WAS UP 1.1% THIS MORNING NOW I'M DOWN 0.89% AHHHHHHHH
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first AI ends humanity and now this
this is not my week
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holy fuck
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bebis status?
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>>62697656
I don't get it
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>MA100 daily
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>>62697691
Those are piddlydick sums
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>>62697663
You realize bullshit like stock appreciation and all the circular financing bullshit are counted as "earnings" for S&P right? None of it is real.
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>>62697684
loooool
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V cancelled thanks for the liquidity goyim!
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>>62697684
Two more years to open the strait
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Volatility is crazy rn but VIX is flat... hmmm
Kevin seems like a bearposter
Trump tweet meltdown when?
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>>62697684
Yeah ok, he needs to be Whale edited
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>>62697645
Why can't he answer a question?
You don't even know what I think beyond me thinking he looks unserious not being able to answer any question straight.
It's especially bad when he contradicts his own vagueposting in the span of 2 minute windows.
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>>62697684
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Mibolin won!
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>>62697695
This and with borrowing getting more expensive these hikes are really going to make things challenging for riders on Jensen's wild ride
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Why sudden dumpa? It was same after tehy announced hike
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Up 19 cents today
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Time to panic yet?
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>>62697654
sigh...
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>>62697695
Anthropic is the fastest growing company in history, but let's keep screaming
>muh bubble
when AI is building triple A videogames in 4 hours with a prompt and solving millenium problems
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>>62697655
15% yearly growth makes a 4 decade old tool built for 2% yearly growth obsolete. Its math man, just basic fucking math.
You do you though. Ive 10x since 2020 but the race is long and you can still have the last laugh but God does hate a coward.
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>>62697684
2 more years
trust the plan
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I don't understand how a rate hike that literally everyone expected is causing a freakout like this. Shouldn't the freakout have happened long before this, market being forward-looking and all?
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today i was fucked and not in a good way
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I bought a bunch of shit. Thanks for the cheapies Warsh you mumbling faggot
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>>62697674
why did trump even fire him, what a retard
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>>62697720
>scaredmoneydon'tmakemoneyFUCKINGGODS
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>>62697716
Jpow did have prettier girls right? This isn't in my head.
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sold off a little less than 1/5th of my SNXX @$13.06 for like 7% profit, now watch it literally V from here on out
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Jesus Christ close the casino! rapidly closing in on red after being bright green all day
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>>62697718
>when AI is building triple A videogames in 4 hours
May i see it?
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Say you're sorry to him RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>62697684
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>>62697722
he said there's going to be more hikes going forward, i think that's the issue
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>>62697714
Never.
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>>62697722
market is forward looking
we're already pricing in the next 4 hikes
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hit the brakes even harder
I want deflation.
I want ((them)) to suffer and their mickey mouse money to vanish
I want wall street's topography to be changed from all the splattered terminal velocity investment banker corspes
I want AI ceos heads on spikes
fuck speculators, get the fuck out tourists.
savers rise up
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Remember, it's not a loss if you never sell.
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>>62697718
>when AI is building triple A videogames in 4 hours
Never happened lol are you delusional?
>solving millenium problems
That was plagiarized.
>>62697720
>15% yearly growth
Most of that "growth" is bullshit. It's not real.
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JACKSON HOLE
JACKSON HOLE
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JACKSON HOLE
> JACKSON HOLE
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>>62697707
>This is the guy that is going to save the West and the white race I was telling you about.
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I will rape a banker today
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>>62697742
This is true. Time in the market and that
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>>62697732
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ji4amrxrzVM&is=4_jvl3MG2OwlC7ix
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>>62697722
This was a test to see whether Warsh would follow the guidance from the betting markets (95% chance of 25 bepis hike on Kalshi) or if he was his own man. He failed, and now we know that the fed can be influenced by prediction markets and anything can happen now. If Kalshi has a 90% odds of Warsh showing up to the next FOMC wearing a dress and demanding to be called "Lilith" he'll fucking do it.
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>>62697722
Checked and all the ‘analysts’ were lying about expecting a hike to get you to shake your bags loose before the decision - now that the retard actually raised into an oil shock and signalled additional hikes they’re freaking out - don’t believe bankers lies
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>>62697733
Mr. Biden you lead the economy during the crash of 2022 caused by TRUMPVID-19. Then you bought upon the ai renaissance to end the bear market and pumped the market. I miss you Biden-sama
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>>62697722
the rate hike was not necessary
core inflation is at the lowest in 5 years
the economy and the leabour market arent doing too good either
Warsh failed the shit test and looks like a weak clown that cant stand public pressure
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NANI?!?!?!
TASUKETE!!!!
YAMERO JEROME-SAMA!!!!!
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>>62697718
>when AI is building triple A videogames in 4 hours
Beating that Wolverine game is low hanging fruit
Now Valheim - that's some vidya
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>>62697735
>>62697739
One hike almost always guarantees multiple though. Market knows that.
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>open my app
>that massive dump in basically a few seconds
ah, I see, they increased the rates
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>>62697745
>muh plagiarism
the coping never ends. Everything is cheap still due tardies like you
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>>62697745
But the gains are so very very real.
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>>62697732
Nyet.
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>>62697684
If this guy is the GOP 28 nominee and democrats toss in a white guy on their side you might see this guy get less than 35% of the popular vote
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it's so beautiful
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>>62697655
Cuz I'm retarded and just started investing...
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>>62697559
my 760P 0DTE are up to 950 now from my cost of 200
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>>62697684
Isn't that the Indian aficionado who was supposed to help Trump make good decisions?
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It's over, I've lost 100 bucks today...
.ITS ALL FUCKING OVER
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>>62697754
I am going to rape you for calling that a AAA video game
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>>62697536
>>62697565
It should have dumped yesterday when the news about Aramco broke out. I still don't think the market has properly reacted to it yet.
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i just bought 1 more share of VOO
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>>62697779
I made 200. And then lost 200. Wonder what my euro stocks are gonna do tomorrow.
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Yeah I'm definitely falling out of the $1m bracket today
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>>62697783
I'm about to drop 60k into it
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>>62697733
You were only the 2nd, maybe 3rd worst president in living memory. I was too harsh on you.
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>>62697787
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>>62697763
yes but the farther ones were less probable
brush up on your bayesian probabilities
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>>62697768
I have never heard of John Ossof but hes in the lead for the betting markets right now. At least hes 41 if nothing else.
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>>62697754
>bro LLMs are doing ____!
>can we see evidence?
>posts marketing material
kill yourself
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I was green at open
Fucking Fed
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>>62697754
Mind you, i make games for a living, litetally. And of course i tried all of these.
Initially, its kinda good. After, it fucks up the architecture while trying to add functionalities. If you dont do architecture yourself and leave mechanical shit to it, it diverges exponentially into a clusterfuck.
Second: it has zero imagintion. Take the most powerful model and ask it to design 10 quests for a game you know. It will never play around existing mechanics. It will think for 20 minutes and say the most boring shit imaginable.
Last, if you don't believe me: try to play one of these magic 4 hours games. They arent available to the public. Why? Because they fucking suck.
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I’m voting Democrat,I don’t care I’m still a racist and antisemtic bigot, I do what I want
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No one has destroyed my wealth like Trump
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BUY THE SOXL DIP
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>>62697722
liquidity deteriorating (bonds, duh), large positioning that nobody wants to hedge, then an event causing the positioning to unpin. shrimple
>>62697655
dividend ETFs paying way less than bills and people STILL buying them is absolutely absurd
>>62697762
i've been wanting to play that again. really cool fucking game
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Buy the oil dip?
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Don't forget Friday is triple witching day. The fun hasn't even begun!
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From 12 dollars lost to 200 dollars lost now
I'm killing myself
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I CAN'T AFFORD EGGS!
I CAN'T AFFORD GAS!
But I can afford to buy the dip.
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I'M DOWN 1.25 FUCKING PERCENT NOW AFTER BEING GREEN MOST OF THE DAY. I'M ABOUT TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING.
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>>62697812
Based
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>>62697794
White guy from Georgia who is a natural orator/speaker like Obama. Literally pulling the entire democratic party up with him in Georgia turning it blue. If they rally behind him you might see Obama 08 numbers
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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the nigger inside of me wants to active margin here and full port everything computer
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>>62697794
The hardcore progressives would never accept Ossof because he's a male and also a Jew with a moderately positive view of Israel.
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----GENUINE ADVICE INCOMING----
***JADED SARCASM MEMES DISENGAGED***
do NOT buy or sell until at least next week once a trend is (relatively) clear
don't panic
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My 25k...my fucking 25k...I should have just bought a new car that depreciates just as quickly. Fuck you fucking faggots fuck you for making me invest this money. FUCK
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say thank you, you fucking slave nigger migger
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SGOV and chill baby
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If they did this before and then some stuff happened maybe the same stuff gonna happen because they just did it again. ever think about that
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>>62697754
kek I just skimmed the video and saw it only got 1 out of 6 diagnoses correct from the MRI images. This shit is what people are saying will replace doctors in the very near future. It can't even see a fucking frog in an image.

https://youtu.be/Ji4amrxrzVM?t=1467
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Where's Darsh's sideburns??!!!!!
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power half hour please!!!
fix this now dammit!!
there's still time to go back up!!
kevin!!!
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>>62697831
What is your portfolio?
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>>62697832
THANK YOU TANGERINE TYRANT FOR FUCKING ME UP THE ASS
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>>62697827
Mayor Pete will never be president, he could be a VP candidate
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>>62697798
Huh?
>ptg posted this.
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>>62697839
Ask and you shall receive.
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I think this is a prelude to the real dump which will happen when king migger does something retarded in retaliation to the rate hike, like 10000% tariffs on everything
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The shit and piss is taking a bigger beating than the nasdaq. VOO and chill bros our response?
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If anybody is still in the green today please tell me your secrets
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>>62697828
Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur is not a meme.
>Nova Southeastern University study (1907-2008): Found "statistically and economically significant returns" from shorting during this period
https://nsunews.nova.edu/study-jewish-holidays-affect-stock-market/index.html
>Over 55 years, you'd have a 56% success rate shorting SPY over this period
>NYU Stern study: Returns during holiday periods differ by no more than ~0.67% from control periods, but Yom Kippur shows significantly higher volatility
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>rate hike 0.25%
>it's priced in
>answer questions
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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How many smiggers have we lost since July
It has to be a lot right
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are you fucking kidding me
sneedisk better shit the bed tomorrow
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>>62697839
Based power half hour poster.
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Holy fuck, 20k wiped out of my 401k in one day
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At least my MSTR put spreads could cash
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>>62697856
Its the admittance theres more bepis in a month or two people are reacting to
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>12-0
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>>62697852
What's there to say? We already won.
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>>62697852
The "chill" part is supposed to mean holding (and optionally DCA'ing) it for 30 years.
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Thank you Trump! You saved the economy and the working man again!
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>>62697852
We in for the long term, we will talk to you in a week or a month or when voo is at 750.
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V deployed
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Our Leader just said he is going to end the fed, and replace it with something much better boss.
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>>62697869
Fuck that, my app notifies me when I get fucked. How am I supposed to chill for 30 years?
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>everything nigger raped
>SPCX +5%
>VIX at 0
>SOXL green

fake and gay dump
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Cam on, V you piece of shit
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>>62697706
i don't get why you're nitpicking a fed press conference? they're lying so they can debase the currency. always
and before you say it i don't think the market does either
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>>62697604
>wants rate cuts
>does retarded shit that stops rate cuts
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>>62697865
exactly.

it means we're gonna fucking AAAAAAAHH

and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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>>62697778
Dems just need to nominate a male who is a good orator and below the age of 50 and they will win the next election in a landslide. So of course Dems being Dems they'll probably nominate a fat ugly 76 year old woman and narrowly lose to Vance.
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>>62697846
Ossof would make a prime VP candidate too rather than a presidential one.
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bwet is up nicely again
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>>62697877
You cope and tell yourself a dump like this is statistical noise.
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>>62697729
i think you called it
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In fact, I guarantee that the truth melty isn’t coming until after markets close so there won’t be an immediate dump in response, that’s the only reason why we don’t have a wall of text yet
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>>62697852
>VOO and chill bros, our response
watch this dip buy
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>>62697881
CAM ON SOXL BOSS
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SNAP straddles might be a good gamble rn
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>>62697891
BWETGODS
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>>62697896
What kind of taco could trump say?
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>>62697684
fucking kek

is there a vance version of this?
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Nothing changed, just sayin'
Still cruisin' into the wall at 9000mph
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Thank God I already bought my house cash
Let the market dump idc
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>>62697846
He's gay he'll never win an election for any position outside of that shithole city he was mayor of. He's also a dogshit politician and was a terrible mayor and I say this as one of the few liberals who uses 4chan.
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>>62697831
Options? Nothing is really happening.
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>>62697897
kek based
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Damn I might need to get a job
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you told me it was priced in

JEROME COME BACK
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>>62697819
>coming UP
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>>62697907
That arab shithole of a general's use of one of the most unapologetically American vtubers will never cease to confuse me
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how the fuck does bussy keep magically tamping the price of oil down??
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>>62697891
>BWET completely disregarding the FOMC
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>>62697895
yep, every fucking time
new average is $21.04 and if sneedisk dumps down to the $1,225 or lower range, I'll probably average down again.
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>>62697905
He saying at 4:01 pm that he is suspending trade with all countries that we have a trade deficit with in response to the hike because the Supreme Court made it harder for him to tariff everything, then at 9:29 am tomorrow he’ll say that every world leader called him and will all buy American goods to reduce the defecit so he’ll pause suspending trade
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THE TIME OF MUMU IS OVER

NOW IS THE TIME OF BOBO
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>>62697887
>now that things are really bleak, don't you think it's time for the first trans, non-binary, palestinian, woman (male) who hates america for american president??
>t. dems, probably
We need to let the fucking shadowy evil smoke filled rooms of oil barons run the primaries again.
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>>62697800
Eh, funny pic but missing a bunch of blown up pipelines pumping stations, wrecked AWACS, downed Reapers, burning tankers, leveled down bases, and so on
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We need energy equities to fall further so their buybacks are more accretive. Sorry fellas that’s just the way she goes.
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>>62697928
Holy bottom signal
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>>62697909
I like when he bitched out airlines for being huge greedy assholes
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>>62697921
amerigoy tax money
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is the market really going to crumble because of how uncharismatic one man is
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Things were much worse for me a few days ago when oil shot up on Saudi news. This is a bit more of a crab. You guys seriously getting raped?
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>>62697928
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>>62697935
i liked when he bitched out credit cards about usury but then never actually had the balls to institute an interst rate cap
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Ahem, these rate hikes are barely tamping gold. I need a better entry
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>>62697941
what the fuck why is my name DEBT
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these rate hikes are unironically bullish longer term, because it will help the bond market stabilize
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>>62697934
it hasnt even begun yet anon
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>>62697950
it's over for you lmao
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>>62697941
No its a nothingburger. just jeetbots stirring up the goy cattle
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>>62697941
>>62697950
turbocursed ID
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>>62697943
% wise no. But literally everything I own is red KEK. From index to energy.
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>>62697722
>freakout
-0.60%
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>>62697950
It is fated anon
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>>62697954
It began in June, its nearly over, we're about to retard pump.
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>>62697587
The hike actually defuses the carry trade risks.
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looks like market makers are gonna limit the amount we can fall until after options expiry on Friday
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>>62697951
lol
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>>62697951
Would it blow your mind that the fed reacts to the bond market and not the other way around or do you like being a lemming?
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If your union labor president is democrat you are all fucked. Notice no one is hiring under democratic union leadership FAAAAAAAHHHH
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>>62697970
i like being a lemming tbqdesu
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>>62697965
The power hour pump was only to fuck over 0dte put holders. Tomorrow/Friday is going to be a bloodbath. Monday is Yom Kippur, buy at EOD on Monday.
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>>62697970
they both feed off each other
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i'm losing thousands but i just caught a lucky pal in palworld so it's a wash
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ayo this nigga’s name is DEBT
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>>62697970
It’s a reflexive relationship.
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>>62697588
>He isn’t an EVGOD.
>He PAYS for goyfuel.
lol, lmao even.
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>>62697950
oh no
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>>62697951
the second this market start to actually acknowledge the reality of things like the state of the bond market is the second where everything falls apart

we need to stay in delusion
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Watching order flow is top tier
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>>62697976
Uhm my trips says we rips sweaty
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>Sir, a second hike hit the tower
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I had 60 and 61 BAC puts expiring friday. Positions initiated before the selloff. I sold early because of anon here said "let them go to zero" when I ask if I should hold a bit longer

could've gotten 10k profit...
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>>62698001
>>62698000
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never mind we're going back up again
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Yesterday my spreadsheet told me it was time to sell my USO at 160
I was greedy, I expected a local maximum on Friday and taco weekend
usually I get financially punished for being greedy and not listening to the voice of spreadsheet
I guess this means we are past peak oil prices
do whatever you want with this information
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The V has put me back in the green I now love Kevin and Trump
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Didn't time the market properly and only have 1k left. Bought some deep otm spy calls for tomorrow. I'm sure I'll regret today, but what a fucking rush. I feel alive again.

I love gambling. Spy otm calls for tomorrow.
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>>62698003
Damn, if you can't trust random strangers on 4chan, who can you even trust?
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>>62697950
you're now the designated bagholder, congrats
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fire Warsh
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>>62698015
I sold on the initial pop back to 60, panic sold. Never doing that again especially with a falling knife situation like BAC.
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new

>>62698020
>>62698020
>>62698020
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>>62697950
bearish omen
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>i can buy a Nasdaq yesterday at 3:58 or today at 3:57 for the same price
new look, same great taste
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>>62697923
i'm slurping with you if it dumps hard like that
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Gold will reach $8000 within the next 3 years.

where does this take lie?
mainstream <-> delusional
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>>62698028
an anon told you to hold them and you act like he's to blame you missed gains??
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>>62698031
a little early, buddy
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>>62698074
but only a little bit
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>>62697684
On the upside, I am happy that with this shitshow Vance will never become president.
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>>62698085
sure but it's still unbecoming
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Copytrading doesn't really work
you can't buy somebody else's conviction
the best gains are after the biggest tests of conviction.
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>>62698091
we all come a little early sometimes babe
it's only because you're so beautiful
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>>62698104
>>62698104
>>62698104
>>62698104
>>62698104
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>>62698105
were all already here

>>62698020
>>62698020
>>62698020
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>>62698085
if I click "post" anywhere at all and the order goes through, it goes through. I ain't gonna sweat it
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I sold and then I SLUUURPED
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>>62698114
This one has a funnier OP image tho
>>62698105
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>>62697896
>melty
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>>62698148
since you mentioned it. in my opinion, this one (the image attached to the opening post) is (probably) funnier than both of those. I'll tell you a really funny financial joke but only ITT (in that thread) if you post there first ok:
>>62696316
>>62696316
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>>62697924
except canada, he's going to say all countries except canada boss.
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>>62697795
>>>62697754
>>bro LLMs are doing ____!
>>can we see evidence?
>>posts marketing material
>kill yourself
indeed, what a fag



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