TGIF Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62701741
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon sold the bottom again editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>NKE
>>62703242You don’t lose until you sell
At what price would you slurp the following:>MCD>UBER>DMZ>NFLX>GRAB
Im going to start making the case for a HRL short squeeze.. so buckle up
More green today?
RYAN DO SOMETHING
>>62703247sold a little under a fifth of my SNXX on Wednesday at $13.06, I hate this shit so much man
Some day you'll see prices never thought possible
>>62703251Shill me the bull case. What's about to change? 52W low opportunists won't generate enough movement and I don't see much else. Spam is not even a word that people use these days.
>>62703258yeah a fuggin slice of pizza is 8 bucks
>>62703249I just bought a chunk of mcd. But you never know how far down it will dip.
What’s this pattern called
>>62703266The "Trust me bro"
>>62703266Lower lows and Trumpier Trumps.
>>62703249never buy NFLX. It ain't going back up
Everything is Jewish
>>62703261p/e is 33? already overpriced, 5.64% dividend tho mmm idk
>>62703258based
>>62703258This smigger is eternal
>>62703274my favorite Tay
Had bacon and eggs and hashbrowns for breakfast, feeling bullish lads
>>62703280Who cares>3 posts from anons who pretend to care to spite this post laterWho cares
>>62703271Always was boss.
NIGGERS
What's /smg/'s opinion on these terrible stocks I bought in May thanks to being new and falling for retarded shills here?>LAC: Lithium miner, spent $500, down almost 50%. Might go up when they start mining from a new source>MX, some SEA AI-related software shit company, spent $450, down 65%>DNN, Uranium miners, spent $500, down 30%>UEC, Uranium miners, spent $1100, down 20%
>>62703271Even you?
>>62703288kek this site is a fucking zoo
>>62703293COME AT ME BRO
>>62703235looking like a melanin friday
>>62703293Go back
>>62703289> SEA AI-related softwareWould never invest in thirdies
>>62703302This and I'm currently in SEA. Just look at GRAB
>>62703300It's triple witching, it will be a mixed baby being babysat by a pitbull Friday
>>62703301back where you stupid nigger?
There's no way this is him, what the fuck is this? Did they use AI to pick the image.Or is this somebody else in relation to him?
>>62703302Didn't even know what they were, just blindly aped in. Lesson learned.
>>62703318I can't trust somebody this fat managing my funds
Going to buy SOXL today, please be good to me David
>>62703318>search for Howard Buffett>it's him
>>62703317don would be proud
Umm mumus, are you feeling alright?
EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GAMESTOP I BUY, I WILL NEVER SELL. NO MATTER WHAT. STOCK UP OR STOCK DOWN. PERMA DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. DIAMOND HANDS UNTIL IVE STOPPED BREATHING.
>>62703337hehe I’m fine, just grand>*poos myself a little*
>>62703318The Sergey of Stocks. All his management fees go to cheeseburgers and Diet Coke
>>62703337intel and google are green, so ya
>>62703272>>62703261High PE is from a one time write down of a divestment from BrazilFirstly its the Hormel Foundation owning 50% of the stock, so those share can never be sold. Furthing squeezing shorts.Three other large hedgefunds bought large blocks this year and are still buying. New CEO with a history of turnaround stories,Investment grade balance sheet, Debt to Equity is astronomically low for the sector or really any company on the planet..They have a monopoly on some food service sectors, like certain items for cafeterias.The Shorts picked a BAD average entry point at like 23, Now as a 60+ year dividend King they are at a structural floor around 20 with a 5.65% yield that is at zero risk.
>>62703343Is scat bearish or bullish fetish?
>>62703347Whats a fattening rich people food? Foie gras? Quadruple bacon cheeseburgers?Hes eating that, not big macs
>>62703349they should kiss and have sex
Will KLAR climb its way out of the depths of hell?
>>62703351So shorts are paying the dividends while watching it bounce around at a mathematically floor, New CEO comes out with some positive messaging and BOOMAnd DESU I could see Berkshire dipping in at this level, although they usually buy high and sell low shit like this
>>62703359Yes after you sell
>>62703355booze
>>62703360HD is approaching 52 wk lows. Once housing stabilizes people will return for remodeling projects
>>62703318kek he will be chairman for about 3 picoseconds before he has a coronary + stroke
I should have just bought Fart coin and fucked off boss.
>>62703370i love moogles, too bad they are no longer associated with the game they debuted in.kupo!
I will defeat the oil barons, even if it costs my kingdomA gooA GOOOOOOMY KINGDOM FOR A BLACK STICKY GOOO
GOOGL and AMZN already losing steam. They're gonna close red for the day.
>>62703289some of y'all don't deserve to have moneyluckily the market is efficient enough to take care of that
>>62703349gay!
>>62703373Me too. A buddy of mine picked me up a moogle plushie in Tokyo, and I took that thing on my voyage up the inner coastal last year thinking it could bring good weather, wouldn't you know that it rained, I'm talking about downpour driving rainstorm with thunder and wind all but 3 days, so I obviously got the asshole moogle plushie. Didn't they debut in 5? I'm not sure I understand what you are trying to convey boss.
>al pacino shouting.jpg
>>62703280>EoS ArchiveRed day.>>62703349Is this yuri?
>>62703396>shes....a>HEEEEEEWUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHRRRR
>>62703289this is my worst performing hold. Those losses are brutal
>>62703396i would eat that
>>62703407I don't know what you're on, you can clearly see her pussy in the x-ray boss.
>>62703392i think it was V. Mog the playable moogle was VI.but now they are associated with the MMOs.
>>62703412Caffeine and Menthols, boss.
>>62703413Actually it was nip 3, they're with the wizard in that area where you have to use the giant airship to jump the mountains, and they give you the really good end game magic boss.
>>62703289I should have sold USAR back in may.
>>627032934chan sucks because most of the posters here are super retarded but if I could just find the alpha from the one who isn't retarded I would have made it years ago. Everywhere else is somehow worse.
>>62703410I know. Thank God I invested so little in them.
>>62703427>I would have made itAlways blaming somebody else
>>62703318Tbh I think it's really funny when boomers look salty because their parents lived a long time and didn't trust them not to fuck everything up. As opposed to boomers, who fuck everything up but refuse to retire because they hate their kids for having 44ish years ahead of them
I'm not retarded, just mentally ill
>>62703392Why do you keep changing your fucking name.
Y'all smiggers aren't ready for what's coming.But first the market wills another test of faith, some pain before the gain to whittle out non believers.
>>62703438So you have to refilter me boss.
wtf I love rate hikes now?
>>62703445Oh shit, I didn't even notice, I got the higher rate now too boss.
where did my green premarket go
>>62703432I don't have to take SHIT from a swiftie.
It's quad bitching day
ALL the tortillas are gone so I can't even have tortillas and cheese for breakfast.
aaaaaaaa it's so fucking over
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Oh lord I got a big log of waste brewing WMGang
Gigadump in 30
>>62703459>Based.
So Nike loses 76% of its value over the past 5 years, and its PE is still 17. What the fuck?
>>62703465are you restarted?
>>62703318Poor man finally hit the wall
my avgo doin a lil sum
>>62703465Reverse Nvidia
>>62703465might be a buy at 10 PE
>>62703465market cap of 53 billioni'd buy after a further 50% decline.
CRAB
TQQQ go down please
Why is BTC bussin' so much rn
Is this the real thread?Surely not this dead at market open on Friday???
>>62703470That's not Jimmy, that's his son Howard boss.
>>62703456don't worry, mom will be home soon.
Look at SOXL go
>>62703495WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE BULLISH ABOUT?THE NO CLARITY ACT OR THE TWO RATE HIKES? GODDAMMIT
Next week on /smg/
>>62703459Based gains god, bless us with your favour
>>62703511
>>62703445How come my bank still pays me zero over the last 6 years? They pocketing the profits?
>tech up>sc*d downthanks kevin for fixing the market.
it wants to dumpy so bad
>>62703472Damn, elom looks like zat?
What does my broker try to tell me?
>>62703522Divvie sissies not so cocky anymore
The profit taking has begun.
>>62703511gay as fuck
>muh hikes
>>62703529My broker used to spam me with emails since I was down so much >please look into diversifying your stocks into less volatile holdingsNEVER
>Yields rise again>oil goes up>market does nothingok
>>62703542when intc was in the 20s and teens i would get calls all the time about that. they haven't contacted me in a year though
>>62703507Lol I'm right suffering in solidarity with you anon, my IBIT puts are burning up somehow.
>>62703529My broker lectured me on>Dont baghold mining companies too long>It may have paid off, but the dividends arent worth the risk Jokes on him, im not selling.
>>62703545already priced in
do I sell
>he sold btc
Sneeddisk and sneedssories
I think they mistook some guy at the buffet with warren buffett's son
>>62703563You tell me.
>>62703517thank you for your donation to the chosen
>>62703569If you combined >Mitch McConnell>Bernie Sandersand a splash of>Danny DeVito
Real eyes realize real lies
Why hasn’t the market priced in running out of diesel and supply chains collapsing yet
>>62703507BTC is a bet that the Fed will make a policy mistake. You’re watching the bond market force the Fed into making a policy mistake because there’s a 0% chance of the fiscal deficit being resolved so the Fed is forced to act.
SNAP back to 4
>>62703578it is, just look at all the real world stocks. b2b circular financed kosher tech is unaffected though.
>yen ruggingUmm...bussyent?
>>62703517retard has all his money in a spend account and not a savings account
>>62703586cheaper ninja stars babe.
>>62703561It's getting priced in just as of now
Nigger market
>>62703591Nah all my money's here
Who dumped lol
i see we are back to stocks only go down normalcy
Hormel chads, WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT
>>62703604Some fucking guy is fleecing all the guys over at /pmg/ which I think is awesome boss.
>>62703607
>>62703613That's not a trading stock, that's a buy, set dividends to reinvest and never look at it again stock boss.
Kelso>>62703242>16 bucksIT'S CAHMING HOME
>>62703565>-31% for the past 12 monthsBUT MUH ZOOM OUT>66% for the past 5 yearsthats worse than the s&p500 while being extremely volatile. okey so what now?
who remembers the HGRAF shill, think he's still around?
>>62703618yep i know dude, thats why I full ported hormel at 20 in all of my retirement accounts, going to drip that shit till im 70, got a problem with that?
>>62703616 only lost like 30 euros, but so far this is the steepest drop I got
>>62703618a bunch of shorts are going to get liquidated at 21.50
>>62703626i remember he started shilling at $1 and i wish i'd listened
>semis up>everything else downThat means a reverse is coming next week, right? Right, bros?
>Be Google>Spend Billions on AI infrastructure & AI training>Have a negative free cash flow in the last quarter>Most of the top AI people left the company causing the stock price to drop from 380 to 330>Has been ages since the release of a Flagship model, keep delaying Gemini 3.5 Pro>Keep focusing on stupid flash models>Now start to talk about slowing doing AI developmentI was surprised when I saw the stock price go up today. I sold at 357, I was bag holding for like 2 months..
>>62703634not even looking at it boss
MSTR, SNDK, MARA : this morning's hot stocks. Why?
New ATH achieved
>>62703638Semi brother, we will finally be absolved of our sins
>when you're at the gym and you hear a beautiful gym bunny accidentally fartbuy (female) natural gas
trimmed BBWI again. like the 6th time I've realized gains on that shitcoin.bought an assload of PEP at the 5 year low it touched this morning.Loaded up on CEG again.Donald Trumps nigger market is getting pretty wild.
>he's not shorting SOXS instead of holding SOXLngmi
Holy shit, well that explains it.
>>62703517>>62703591I genuinely don't understand this kind of mentality where people will refuse to look into the financial tools available. Some banks even offer 5% up to 25000 in the HYSA, you got money market and people will act like you're crazy for getting basically free dividends on uninvested cash+bank bonuses for opening accounts and funding with ebay profits or job money.
>>62703640how high did you get in at? 30? Dont worry you will be getting very cheap DRIP shares for the next year or two
>>62703650>Based brapper enjoyerIs SPY gonna crab all day... again?
>>62703626It's coming back around. Get in before $5
Have this ad from 2007 bros
>been using some value-steady ETFs to collect free divys>suddenly value starts dropping>sell out of everything>prices still going downGlad I didn't try to wait this out. Gonna wait until prices start going back up before I head back in. Only lost about $100, could have been a lot worse. The divys more than cover that loss.
>>62703670you are supposed to buy when its red and sell when its green anon. you aren't supposed to lose money freaking the fuck out.
>>62703665>lil bro actually gets a legit controller
>>62703661duuude...
>>62703665I prefer this ad from 1907.>I think ill step out for a dart..
>>62703645What’s did your acc start at and what are you holding?
babe i love you and i want you happy. sorry for teasing this morning but you know i just mean it in fun. i hope you have a great day.
>>62703657Leaf spottedIs this your TFSA?
Anyone watching this
PURR
>>62703685don't tell that to usapologize directly to Jerome Powell's face, he's feeling down after what you did.
>>62703645Nicely done, anon.
Got my NEOS divvies today. A little over 8k. Will be reinvesting into beer and pizza this weekend. Fuck working.
>>62703665>an artifact from the peak of human civilizationIf we only knew that everything would only get worse.
>>62703639Now its at 350 :P
>>62703686>Leaf spottednah, technically Netherlands just my trading 212 account I put 1k into just to see how the money flows and reacts to the market
>>62703687Would buy on name alone. Kek.>Stupid canadian fees
>>62703691HYPerHYPER
>SOXLWe're back boys. I never should have sold previously. Holding Over 5500 shares of SOXL @ 113 average. Wish I had waited one day and got it on the dip at nearly 100, but oh well.
HORMEL CHADS RISE UPITS NOT TOO LATE TO RIDE THIS SHORT SQUEEZE NIGGERSbuy and NEVER SELL
>>62703681Started with my life savings of 20k in 2016. Bought NVDA, AMD, GOOGL, AAPL, AMZN, TSLA and MSFT between 2016-2020. Invest 1k a month on a middle class salary.
>>62703701Oh, you have a lot of canadian banks in your portfolio so I thought you were one of us.
>>62703718>+1.59%>SHORT SQUEEZE
>>62703720nice I am in a similar position. now sure how old you were but I am 35 y/o, 15k life savings deployed 3 months ago, investing 1k a month on a middle class salary. so far returns are +27%.
>>62703718can people even afford Spam anymore? It's very expensive going by unit price
>>62703645Huge congratulations anon. Don't be a dipshit like me and lose a third of it doing dumb shit instead of all the stuff that worked up to that point.Getting out of six figure hell is hard. I've been out twice now but only ever for one or two days.
WTIgods FEASTING, brentTARDS stay losing. thats what you get for betting on europoor oil instead of american oil.
>>62703733Hormels main problem is they need to re-release Little Sizzlers as their flagship product, talk about a bonehead move getting rid of that
>>62703665thanks. have this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjRV0G6qWgw
>Another day>Another redditor VMware user ropes himself
>>62703749>Little SizzlersI don't think I've ever heard of that
Status on the happening front?
>>62703759happening behind the scenes, hopefully
once again intraday trading is complete dogshit and you're better off staying awake all night and morning for free flowing trends
how do I make money of this?
>>62703756those frozen breakfast sausages, it was like 2 dollars for 20 of them, in the flat black box, the flavor was unmatched
Smart money is longing HRL today
>>62703465Good lesson in just how hard things can shit themselves when MM’s decide to pull the plug on one of your bags.
>stocks getting close to 52-week lowsHas the bleeding stopped yet? I'm ready to slurp, just waiting for the turnaround.
>>62703767priced in
>>62703780You gotta slurp HRL brother, and never sell, pass it down to your childrens children, also no black people are allowed to buy it
>>62703780which stocks?
>>62703767Old news. They already said they'll be sending some through Oman.
>>62703767Oil market will ignore this and sell oil based on the statements of a clown like Chris Wright lol.
>>62703767this is bullish
>>62703712>that one day it nearly hit 100its hit ~98 three times in the last month larper
>>62703786Already did.>>62703787Mostly REITs.
>>62703767>how to make money on old public informationyou don't anon. you make money on oil by being someone with actual insight into the industry like the conglomerates that run it, not tweets. or you get lucky.
I just went to the Nike website out of curiosity. It gets even worse.
>>62703801>luckyyou don't need luck you just buy it when its cheap and wait until its not cheap and then you sell itits expensive now. so expensive now that diesel is at an all time high. I wouldn't fuck with it desu. it would be called buying the top its only what niggers and retards do
>>62703718Dividend consumer companies are giving me so many fucking headaches I've gotten sick of them, which is ironic since their whole thing is supposed to be "just relax and let the cash flow back". I'm glad I dropped Hormel, they have plummeted a 10% since then. At least I got a few bucks of cash, right? Pepsi is the same as of now. I'm starting to feel scared about pepsi, that shit is not recovering! I'm thinking about putting more money after today's new drop but at this point more than a falling knife it feels like a aids coated chainsaw dropping at terminal velocity. I'd be happy if the dividends at least managed to outweight it's share value drop, but they don't.I'll probably let it ride and forget about it knowing myself, and if by some mirable they bump a 20% or so in the future I'll be out. Either is fine. Luckily I'm not fully retarded and they are just a fraction of my portfolio but holy shit, very cancerous experience. And don't even get me started on taxation issues. Nothing has made me appreciate boring index funds more than these companies, genuine gambling but not even exciting.>inbf4 just buy KONo. I've had enough and that shit is overpriced. Knowing my luck they're going to die in a fire the second I get in.
>>62703808enjoy your contango
>>62703803why choose ugly models?
>>62703767Fuel price at the pump was slightly lower today, what good news happened? t. german
>>62703768Ah, goyslop, I see.
almost time for the daily oil V bottom
Oh ShitI forgot its Friday.Doesnt feel like it.
>>62703833At $100 WTI, you're early.
>>62703803>Nike actively looking for the worst looking women independent of racekek
>>62703803Forget the models, who the fuck is paying $60 for a fucking t-shirt that probably cost like $1 for Nike to produce in Bangladesh?
>>62703803cute models, terrible design, materials, and prices
>>62703840reminds me of when silver was mooning and all the PM fags were so smug, now look where they are
>>62703846You’re not buying the shirtYou’re buying the logo
is it time?
crypto is up 1% over the last month so all the "told you so" retards are comming out of their holes
Slurped too much Klarna now I’ll have no other choice but death if it fails
>>62703794>That one dayThat's not what I said nigger, I said "I wish I had waited ONE DAY and got it on the dip at NEARLY 100". I had purchased all of this last Friday.Illiterates don't deserve to be on this board.
Are u ready to apologize BIGLY to the Donald?
>>62703830the pinnacle of 90s goyslop
>>62703767I've only been actively trading for like 10 years and this is the third historic energy crisis in Europe where everyone is going to freeze to death>how do I profit from thisprobably by dcaing into QQQM/JEPQ and stop reading fud on twitter
>OIL is below $100 yet AGAIN>It turns out you CAN print more oilKEK OIL BAGGIES
Is VOO the best s&p500 etf anymore? I feel like I have heard of many others recently
So are you fellow MTG players looking forward to the reality fracture?
>>62703820They're living in 2017 where putting the most genuinely chopped individuals on display was almost mandatory because it was considered empowering or some other shit, no one told them they can go back to featuring normal or, may God help us, even pretty looking people. I personally think it's quite funny and doubly so with their stock getting annally raped so whatever.
Bunch of my EU stuff closed red. Don't disappoint me burgers. Make those three witches fly up.
>>62703877SPYM has slightly lower fees now. But SPYM and chill doesn’t sound as good.
>the acting treasury secretary sticks things in his butt
>>62703877SPYM for SPXQNDX for NDX
>>62703897And how do we profit off of that?
whats going on with the markets?i saw a strong open and now everything is getting faded outis it the japs and their rate hike? how would that affect anything in the civilized world?>>62703242listen here niggereither average down or sell the whole thingyoud have been free of it by now if youd averaged downthen again next month the lose your shirt month so if you can hold on till then you can get even lower than it is now
>>62703809>why PEP no go upthey get double fucked by Hormuz gayness. something like 25% of the worlds aluminium comes from Hormuz so its low-key just as impactful as diesel prices to consumer staples company that puts goyjuice in aluminium cans and then drives them around with all time high record diesel pricesjust buy PEP and chill dude its not going anywhere
>>62703903wait for him to publicly intervene somewhere again and then fade it. if it works enough times we might be able to fade the gay away
>>62703882>Make those three witches fly up.erm atcshually it's a QUAD witching today and QUAD means 4 so you are wrong
>>62703908the floor is probably around 5+% yeild DESU, maybe even 6.5 considering pepsis balance sheet isnt that goodPep Hrl and TGT all dividend kings, remember TGT last year? It bottomed at over 5% yeild, thats the floor
>>62703803Europe just mogs.
SMG said today would be greenSMG's portfolio is actually 100% SOXL now
>>62703375listen here you smiggotyou said thered be a dump off yesterday around "sour hour" (your words) and you were wrongim here to collect the compensationill be taking your ballspresent them for extraction immediatelyor else
>>62703235>tech up>crypto up>VOO downwhat does it mean bros
>>62703914Well, my bad if that's the case, I was told it's triple.
>>62703803Did they seriously not learn anything by now?
>>62703925Doesn’t mean anything. Those are just things that happened
>>62703915PEP is testing the 5 year low right now. it has bounced off it twice. if it goes below 129 its slightly spooky because its totally uncharted water beyond that point.
>>62703925the real world is having a bad time with oil prices so the money is just going to not deal with the real world for a while
Adidas isn't looking too hot either. Down 24% in the past year.
>BWETGODS
>>62703917gosh even their darkies are hot (bottom left)
>>62703951Holy Shit, why would I want to look like that? Fuck that, I'm going to buy my next Satin Polka Dots Wide Leg Pant from Puma boss.
>>62703951Their chinaslop boots fall apart after 1 season. I started buying Under Armour instead.
>>62703937the true floor is around that tbill like yield
went for my morning runand the market is crabbing againdammit
>>62703907Bonds have been selling off into the end of quarter rebalancing which is today. Even though we've mostly been consolidating this quarter, major funds are still going to have to sell equities to keep their bond/equity ratios. So there's forced selling, a ton of hedgie speculation and arbitrage, a ton of volume at the end of day from the triple gay witching. Added onto all the existing macro shit going on already. So it's a fun day.
>>62703951That's something I never understood, why did they think catering to a new audience that doesn't care about their products was a good idea? Did they think their actual audience would be static without change after switching priorities and just magically combine both old and new together?
A lot of these companies use the same models but I’ve noticed they go for the sort that appeal to their demographics, by that I mean companies like Nike will get tattooed darkies who look like they should be out selling drugs to model for them
to whomever was accusing me of not sharing my winning tickers: STX
>>62703966Take a loot at the management to see why. They put a bunch of women in positions of power and it collapsed.
NEW SCALE POWER>to the center of the Earth
skhynix or spcxcall it
>>62703969Yeah if you got in early into STX you almost 20x your investment , or even last year it would have been like 3x but it's too late to do so now, a share is like 800+ last I checked.
>>62703976For me, its SK Hynix>>62703977But it's still got a lot to go
I tweaked my portfolio again. Just a small tweak and changed a value fund with another different one.IGM 5 / IUSG 4.5 / SPMO 5 / CHAT 4 / AIS 4 / LAZR 3 / PSOX 1.5 FDL 6 / VFLO 3JQUA 3 / WTLS 8 / FMTM 3 RSIT 10 / FNDE 4 / DXJ 3KWH 4 / WELD 2.5 / BULD 1 / HAP 1YGLD 6TYA 3.5KMLM 2 / CTA 3 / CLSE 3 / MKTN 2 / SDCI 3 / IALT 2
>>62703976Space X is anti-reddit, so Space X. There is no better strategy than reverse reddit, they more they hate something the more it wins
>>62703983
>NFLX
>>62703951Dang she long
>>62703979>But it's still got a lot to goI really don't see it, most of it's growth is AI based and we already have people in those sectors wanting to slow it down, and even normies no longer trust the hype mongers like Sam . If you got in early it was an amazing investment, arguably the best one you could have made in the past decade. But I really don't see that lasting or being worth it at this point.
>>62703966>why did they think catering to a new audience that doesn't care about their products was a good idea?
>>62704004Perfect compromise between the conventional beauty standarts and the "no, you see, she must look like shit or it's fascism" crowds, which obviously means double the sales.
JUST GIVE ME A QUICK TACO ORANGE NIGGER
>>62703997It's okay. You just don't understand.
slopwitches put a spell on the market to make it boring and shit forever
>>62704006>I really don't see it, most of it's growth is AI based and we already have people in those sectors wanting to slow it down, and even normies no longer trust the hype mongers like Sam .The people trying to slow it down are the drifters you described in the second part of the setence. The slow down is a grift.>If you got in early it was an amazing investment, arguably the best one you could have made in the past decade. But I really don't see that lasting or being worth it at this point.There is no other bear market at this point in time. When there is another one, or if you can identify another one, then I might consider it not being worth it.
I've put 500 in CTNT, let's see if it really does this legendary recovery.
>>62704021I meant grifters and bull market*
I am tired of thinking, you make me a good portfolio /smg/
>>62703951Yes but>3 stripes 4 life
Keep slurping Klarna
>>62704018It's fine I'm a pisces whatever I buy moons every time because of my autistic intuition.
>>62704026100% GRR(I don't own any)
>>6270402610% bonds10% your second favourite company with growth potential80% your favourite company with growth potential
>>6270402625% RDDT25% NBIS25% MU25% SNDKThis port outperforms every hedge fund in America for the next decade.
>>62704026>tired of thinking100% VOO
>>62703998I thought rats were intelligent
>>62703866Thanks for destroying the generational bullrun, you orange, gangrenous cunt.
>>62704014Do gopnistas have a surge in disposable income? Is Korn nostalgia coming back? What's the thesis on adidas?
>>62704036honest real talk, I think SPY/VOO are too concentrated nowadays, if you really want full diversified market exposure I recommend VTI
>>62704042adidas predictably had a brief run up around the niggerball tournament, and is now returning to normal (losing / crabbing the next 4 years)
>>62704026QNDXSPYMFNDXSCHD
>>62704042Altushkas are all OF whores, the % they get to keep goes towards Vodka, cigs and Trackpants. If you ever need to handicap the decisions of russians, just use the litmus of>What would Ricky do?
>>62704026Long on brown liquids
>>62704047>>62704026Oh add SPMO too. The scale of full growth all the way down to base fundamentals.SPMOQNDXSPYMFNDXSCHD
>>6270402625% into your high conviction gamble stock of choice.Rest spread across stable tech (GOOG, AMZN), hedged with consumer staples (KO), some commodity-related stock (I have a coal minor).And then whatever is left (around 10% for me) I put into meme shit. That's all your Klarnas, biotech shitters and earnings gambles.
>>62703517>They pocketing the profits?yes.
>>62703954its wild to watch shit that's up 4000% just casually pump 10% per day at the top from retail fomo. the drop on this one is going to be amazing lol
>Orange nigger only keeps his mouth shut on days I need him to open itA tale as old as time
>>62704048So, adidas, potato futures (vodka), and vice etfs as a proxy for OnlyFans growth? How do I long potatos in the US? Do I just start a potato farm?
>>62704044VTI has a higher weight in IT sector, unironically
>>62704057Probably. They wont let us sharecrop anymore...
>>62704026full port HRL or VOO dont look at it for 30 years
>>62703645remember that 5% yearly returns on 1.5M is more than enough to cover life expenses in a 1st world country of your choosing. just dont gamble everything away like a retard. congrats
>>62703998NFLX got downgraded to SELL today at the bottom lmao>there is a concerning trend in decreased viewer hoursall the boomerslop companies are on suicide watch>MCD>PEP>NKE>NFLX>WEN
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>>62703897How am I supposed to take a man seriously if he's ever had a dick in his mouth? Genuinely, not joking, that's so ridiculous I could never respect you ever
>>62704057Don't think potatoes have a futures contract like other agricultural commodities do. You could always long wheat, that's a vodka material too.
SNAP just broke 5.54 support. It's gonna get ugly fast
>>62704078Why the fuck do shareholders hate glasses so much?
>>62704078kek this shit looks retardedit's like these nerds are desperate to bring bullying back
>>62704075>>>62701307 Thanks.
>>62704084Because they make you like like a nerd, four eyes
>>62704075I'm getting a strong sense of dejavu
>>62704084>>62704089would you go outside in this shit? you have to be incredibly out of touch to invest in or purchase this shit.everywhere is already banning them because its creepy as fuck to have spergs stumbling around your establishment recording people. everyone immediately thinks you are a pedophile if you are wearing this shit.tech autists should never be allowed to make any decisions at all. they fuck everything up because they don't understand basic human interaction/what is acceptable in society. I hope every faggot that buys a pair of these gets this teeth kicked out at the bar
>>62704097you're imagining things :^)
I have begun shorting the BWETI can feel my foreskin dissappearing alreadyshort shipping futures bros where we at?
Bought some otm Longshot spy calls for Monday. Have a feeling.
We're about to have an AI cartel that completely dominates the normalfags' minds. No one will fight government money printing, and everyone will buy into the green scam—all thanks to "AI safety" regulations locking out competition.
>>62704104I too think it will recover to 765 by mondays end. Good Luck!
>>62704108Don't gotta be mean anon :(
>>62704098Sure in that scenario they're fucking awful, but I think they're designed more for VR/AR shit and business applications, right? Like ditching 5 monitors and just seeing the screens with the glasses tethered wirelessly to a PC.
>>62704108>>62704104a green day? for Jewish new years? IMPOSSIBLE. better freak the fuck out and sell everything today
>>6270411690% of use will be obese sex offenders recording children in public. absolutely fucking retarded product
>>62704117Is Monday actually jew new years
>>62704116yea who wants to look at 5 screens when you can just beam vile shlomo's spreadsheets directly into your fucking brain
>>62704114Im salty cause I bought Silver Miner calls that I sat on and now will expire worthless today. >The Good Luck was at least sincere..>>62704117>>62704121Yam Kipper.>t. Going to college on Long Island.
>>62703951but adidas is cool and will always be cool. Nike is boomer attire
>>62704124That and Schlomo looking through the cam to see if you're being productive or not. Bullish as fuck with all the control freak managers with high budgets.
>>62704132Holy fuck you weren't lying I hate kikes so much
im newhow often do these rebalances occur?
>>62704144>>62704144>>62704144>>62704144>>62704144
How are not at Weimar levels of knowing, considering you can 100% blames the jews for gas prices being high this time?
>>62704141its wild that everything is so scripted. I'm pretty sure the whole war right now is all scripted too.Americans probably blew up the east/west pipeline. it mostly fucks over Europeans. Americans told the saudis not to stop the houthis uprising and then after they allow the houthis to capture fake and gay territory gains we award the saudis with a 24 billion dollar arms deal.America is getting new pipelines and energy control out of this. its grand strategy performed by an orange monkey but the fact that VIX is like 10 is enough proof that this is all fake and gay
