DO NOT BUY BEFORE YOM KIPPUR Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62703235
I love my smiggas
please respond >>62704142
>>62704154Quarterly
Port up, bottle of the bubbly stuff down
>>62704144>do not buy before Yom KippurIsn't this literally the day to buy
>>62704154rebalancing of what? S&P, hedge funds, pension funds?
>>627041544 times. Third Friday of every March, June, September, and December. These move if there's holidays coinciding.
>>62704153May your gains be exponential and your weekend bountiful.>Loading up on VYM, SCHD & SPYI
>>62704141>>62704168buy Yom Kippur
>>62704165Is it Monday at sunset?
>>62704166Options and futures. They either expire or get rolled over, making for retarded moves across the board.
i just got laid off a couple weeks ago, i live in a deep blue state where welfare is based off current income, which is like 500 bucks a week in unemployment till i find a new job... That social worker got me fucking 660 bucks a month in EBT ( which will go away when i start working full time in a month or so)BUT i think i get my foot inthe door for them to pay my daycare which is like 15 grand a year. even when i start working again lol USA USA
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon is seething big mad editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62704184>15 grand a yearI hope that kid is worth it Anon, put them to a coal mine so their account compounds from an early age.
How are not at Weimar levels of knowing, considering you can 100% blames the jews for gas prices being high this time?
>>62704182So what's the day to buy in your opinion, Tuesday? Pic related is literally the jew bottom signal. Mass co ordinated sell off to get ready for Monday pump
>>62704184if you were black your rent and phone/internet bills are already paid by the government. you get foodstamps for life for far more than you could ever eat (you will be obese unless you sell the extra for cash). you can start a "small business" using your foodstamps to make niggerslop trays or sugar pineapples that you sell on Instagram. childcare is free. sell some drugs for pocket money for gambling or maybe you just steal shit from the Nike store and resell it.
>>62704161>>62704172thank you sirsi have added the information to my data banks
>>62704190turns out, you can just print oil, it's so easy I don't know why we bother with all that oil rig stuff
Why are stirfried noodles so tasty boss?
>>62704187got three kids 2 are in daycare age, honestly dont have kids unless you have a trad wife that is on ZERO ssri's, is frugal, kind, plays piano or somethingMy ex wife went totally insane and its probably a good thing i got 365 day custody before she Lindsey Clancied them... btw I kind of blame her husband for not taking the kids away from her and filing emergency custody orders etchowever the REAL culprit in 100% of these situations is the MOTHER IN LAW that ALWAYS coddles the insane mom
>>62704198MSG is tasty, boss.
>>62704190>you can 100% blames the jews for gas prices being highYes lets blame the Jews for the actions of the muslims.
>>62704207Here we fucking go again
>>62704207>exist near Israel>get "bombed back to the stone-age"many such a cases
>>62704144>shmita is next year
>>62704211No I'm not going to sit here, and let that mother fucker get away with this shit.
How can anyone fucking even trust the russians?!?!?!
Rather than pay capital gains taxes, I'm just going to gamble my taxable gains on optionsthere's no downside to doing this right?If I get hit with capital gains, I just lose that money. but what if I put it in a few lottery ticket trades that I'll probably lose it all on but there's a chance it could hitthere's no downside to this, right? It's win winif I lose my options gambles, the government doesn't get my moneyif I win I get richbut if I win, that's more taxable gains.So I just keep repeating until I have no taxable gains left
>>62704215nestle might be a buy...
>Trump Tells @NewsNation ‘We’ll See’ On Whether To ‘Annihilate’ Iranok gramps
>>62704192>Monday pumplol, lmao, wew lad
>>62704215kwab stupid zigger lovers
Can the orange one just tweet that the hormussy is open again so my oil shorts start printing.
>>62704219its only win win if you actually hate capital gains tax as much as you say you do
>>62704144It's so fucking over.
>>62704229I don't hate capital gains tax. I just hate the US government.
Getting the urge to buy leveraged stocks again
>>62704220I mean, even if they take their time to pump you will get some juicy dividends in the meantime
>>62704210May Trump bless you with a pardon anon.....for a low low fee of $500,000
>>62704210Thank god, a tradable earnings week.Autozone down, Cracker Barrel down, BlackBerry up, Costco up.
>>62704226Iran really wants to make a deal, and it's probably going to get ironed out this weekend, so the GOP can sweep the house and senate. Once we get a deal I think you'll see some relief at the pump. Speaking of being at the pump. I was just out fueling up, and these two guys in a convertable miata pulled up at the pump behind me. I couldn't even finish filling up because I was scared for my virgin bussy. I just stopped pumping and got out of there with only 3/4s of a tank boss.
>>62704219maybe just never sell. no taxes then.
>>62704226The number one rule is always go against the goyim cattle mind set. If you think like a kike you've got much better odds.
>>62704215i just read it, its temporary control much like eu does to russian businesses.nothingburger anyways
>>62704242Are you waiting for the moment in future when taxes go up to pay off the debt?
>>62704245>likeanon, this is /smg/II>I8||
SHE'S COMING HOME>>627041841200 in gibs would be fucking great if you were a single male with no kids hahahahaha
WATAYA:>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>62704256Man I remember seeing these threads on /v/ ages ago and I've never bothered to go into one
SNAP 09/18/2026 5.50 puts have a 10% chance of 10x'ing in the next 3 hours
What’s this pattern called
>>62704252I'm serious.Think about it this way, people claim Monday will be red, we saw a dump on no news that wasn't a flash crash while we've been crabbing at 759 all day, right? No news or anything, it's clearly coordinated since otherwise it would re over instantly but it didnt. Just enough time to slurp calls. Now we crab at 759 to kill all the eod and eow options so in AH jews can slurp hard. It's not rocket science, you just have to put together the logic behind what kikes would do to maximize profits.
>>62704274>2,200 dollars is a small price to pay to get your teeth kicked in at the bar for looking like a pervert/dork
>>62704251I'll probably never sell. When I die my kids get the stock.
>>62704144Another pepsi drop. I think NOW it could be a good moment to slurp?
>>62704280It SNAP anon, their entire model is implicitly built on lewds
>>62704279>no newsJapan hiked interest rates todayRussians stole foreign investmentssurely 1000 developments in the multiple warfronts with regards to energy and diplomacy and other shit you don't bother to give a fuck about>no newsI hate you niggers so much
KWAB
>>62704280He has 3 kids from a supermodel wife and lives in a $145 million mansion. He understands the world better than us.
>>62704294Nigger use your fucking brain. I mean no news that happened at that exact fucking moment that would cause spy to drop a point then recover in 2 minutes >>62704294
>>62704277the "you had your chance but you were too chickenshit to take it" pattern
>>62704298>the most out of touch gated community I only go outside with my security entourage people understand the world better than you goyim(X)
>>62704298This shit somehow manages to look more retarded the more I see itThey should look like normal glasses, I wouldn’t buy the meta ones but they make sense even if it’s people recording vids which makes me think it could do well enough for pov porn
>>62704274>>62704298if its gonna look like that id rather it look like a visor
>>62704240>Iran really wants to make a dealHow about : unconditional surrender.
>>62704298Smart glasses are supposed to boost human productivity at home, while home robots are meant to replace human domestic labor entirely. We can’t have both at the same time
What happened to the pivot to China? I noticed thirdies are all threatening fucking up their own economy for a non-voting membership.
>>62704313is Gunther really retarded enough to think the puppet Jew installed by America in Mexico is its own separate entity from the US?
>>62704298>3 kids from a supermodel wifeit makes me even more jealous that she's seven years older than him
>>62704279Please, buy before Yom Kippur if your convictions are that strong. See what happens.
>>BUYANNot>>SELLANPuts, calls whenever I get a poompa>>HODLANTOST ;_;>>PLAYANWant to play Arkham City or Bloodborne this fall>>WATCHANStarted S3 HotD, it's alright I guess>>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7IBcSKGqqo>>READANNoos>>EATANGimbap>>DRINKANWater>>FAPPANClussy>>FEELANregert
>>62704313Xi died
>>62704313this guy is a retard
>>62704207>Yes lets blame the Jews for the actions of the muslims.
>>62704265They're alright if you want to see what a bunch of autistic weeaboos are up to
>>62704294If it's not posted on /smg/ it's not real to me
>>62704324Ignore the writing on the wall anon. Makes no difference to me. See you Monday
>>62704321Mexico has always been a puppet state, Euroniggers forgetting that a big part of the reason why we entered WW1 was because mexico was getting too friendly with the krauts
>>62704341>>62704324Also my ID is green and yours is yellow. Fate is on my side.
>>62704337
>>62704340if there's not a book about it that's been in print for at least a decade, it's not real as far as I'm concerned
>>62704349In all fairness, my ID is gold while your ID is fiat. Checkmate, goldlet.
>>62704256i boughted synopsys and ttwo today just now>playanplaytesting newest gook slop aion2, i have MMO withdrawal
>>62704355scuffed belly button, manly arms
>>62704354Yeah well I just pictured you as a crying g basedjak in my head and me as a based chad so sneed.
>>62704346Every country in central and south america is/was a banana republic except for Venezuela and crashed them to 3rd world tier and snatched their president and stole their oil because they thought they were their own countryBrazil's last 3 presidents have been CIA glowniggers and Trump buttbuddies. The same CIA glownigger Lula is up for fake and gay election again>CIA director flies to your country>tells you you have to use CIA glownigger electronic voting system>DO NOT MEDDLE WITH THISlmao
When are we entering minors?
>>62704305
>>62704350
Is it possible to sleep so much that you end up tired? I must have slept like 12 hours last night and I look and feel pretty rough today. Anyways, should have done some credit spreads on SPY the afternoon of the rate hike announcement, but I was retarded and didn't. Could have made easy money, it was so obvious.Nothing is really exciting me today. Plenty of regret about HOOD though. Bought at $8 a few years ago and sold at $35. Then later on, I almost bought a 2 year LEAP strike price $140 when HOOD was at $75 (this was just a couple months ago). I again fucked up and didn't do it, it was another super obvious one. The latter annoys me more than the former.Anyway, wife is 8 months pregnant and is too big to go or do much of anything. Probably just gonna finish up my work meetings then go play Elden Ring SotE some more. First complete run with no summons on bosses ended up being easier than I thought. Except Mohg for some reason. Harder than Melania for some reason to me.
Hey so what do I invest in when the diesel crisis actually prevents food from being delivered to middle America
>>62704379elden ring was mid. fromsoft peaked with DS3 its all downhill now
>>62704372Nobody cares
>>62704385anon middle America is where the food comes from...
>>62704385In inverse S&P500 ETF
>>62704365Anon, we don't need to rig the elections in SA, just point a gun at the visa and investments of the politicians there and tell them to either play nice or get completely fucked.Just look at the commie of AMLO and the new female kike, they kept acting brave and the moment we tell them no more VISA for you they start cowering and sucking uncle sams dick
>>62704385Some people will tell you 5.56, but I think that's a bit much. I would go 9mm and .22lr with a 5.56 backup hedge.
dudes there is literally nothing more comfy than being on unemployment, gibs and trolling SMGbut sigh i need to find a job or ill stop washing my hair
>>62704385Gold
>triple witching>nothing happens to stonks>bitcoin moonini guess they just have to kill IBIT puts
>sneedkDamn, I should had bought at <1500
bitcoin working out well getting back in at 60k
>>62704396You and he are both scared and retarded
>>62704298>He has 3 kids from a sperwhoreAfter being used up for years and discovering herself she decided to settle down lol
>>62704401Quadruple witching, in fact.
tech is green again
>>62704406Yea I guess that’s moving. I’m just watching SPY coin which has done basically nothing.
>>62704396>diesel shortage>buys gold and not diesel
>>62704411Doesn't matter even if she was blacked, his kids still got superior genes
>>62704200>fucking yourself by thinking with your dick
>>62704414Frogs are green again
God I love sneeddisk
My portfolio is breakeven. It's over.
>>62704190Trump prints oil at the treasury department
>>62704424I dont even think the dick was thinking at that point, I was more like a wild elk sniffing a elk pussy and doing that thing where it yelps really loudly, but you kinda gotta get it done somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM
>>62704437was it worth it
>>62704440tasteful choice
>>62704419Her genes stayed white and you can white children with her
>>62704394boss you want a shotgun for the close up stuff and 5.56 pewpew for the long range stuff
>>62704415Only semis seem to be gaining today. I'm waiting for the FUD so I can buy the dip, but they're getting more and more rare these days.
>>62704453Just DCA SOXL for 20 years
>>62704419>Doesn't matter even if she was blacked
>>62704442Yes, but if you asked me during all the custody legal battle shit I might not have said that.
>>62704453I slurped the post FOMC lightning sale like a cashnado. Should have bought more I guess.
>>62704463based. it was like 30 minutes of CASHNADO only pricing right before close where the bots sperg'd out and gave cheapies
>>62704395>he washes his hair>slave to the shampoo jew>ie the shamjoo>not letting a natural protective waxy layer of oil develop over his mane>not letting his natural intense musk ferment into a rich zoolike dominant protective bubblengmi
>>62704463I was flying so I missed it. Unlucky.
>>62704379Crying about not holding positions that you never even had the conviction to buy into is so pathetic and goycoded, I couldn't imagine admitting that publicly on an anonymous messageboard. That kid is 100% coming out half black too if this is how you trade while also still being a "gamer" while "your" "wife" is pregnant.Just be a good dad and maybe that "kid" of "yours" will come out as the next generational QB talent.
>>62704395i make too much money via bank cash deposits to enjoy welfare life....
>>62704474very true, being too clean is unhealthy and unmasculine
>>62704478>cash depositscertificates of deposit*
>>62704477its because they have the intelligence of a white but the athleticism of a black. its the ideal quarterback.
what's going to crater the market this Friday around 3pm est?
>>62704395FUCK i wish it was possible to get on unemployment without having to have a job first
>>62704484even more based than gibs, ive been working niggerhard overtime for like 15 years busting my ass so its kind of nice being on the receiving end of this scam welfare debt based fake economy
>>62704490you don't need a job boss you just need proof that you TRIED to get a job.
>>62704489Nothing, line must go up.
>>62704497that's not how it works in the US. I need to have had a W2 job at some point within the last few years in order to be eligible for bennies
>>62704491happy for you. enjoy it while you can, and good luck
CASHNADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62704277A second chance to get out
I sold half of my BWET yesterday
>>62704256>Had part of my bathroom wall tear so I gently cut around it so I could more easily paint it over.>It is like a few centimeters in area. >Need very little paint>Once I'm done I check the disposal processHoly fuck these environmental laws are insane. It is unironically ten times more effort getting rid of this used paint than it was painting the wall. I understand not pouring down liters of paint down the drain but this is ridiculous.
i have reason to suspect that a subtle V is forming
>>62704274thx I filled w/ 4 contracts @ $0.01 each finna be rich
>>62704509>https://www.paintcare.org/paintcare-states/You might have a paint recycling program in your state that may make it easier. I'd also call the store where you got the paint, they might be able to help.
Friday night soon, give me a movie to watch. I swear there isn't anything worth watching out of the 2020s. Out of the big productions, I think i only liked the first Dunc, and Project Hail Mary.Halp, I have a pizza dough ball the might get wasted.Anime movies are fine too but I likely already watched it.
>>62704313Americans are panicking because it turns out their neighbours don't have to put up with their retardation.
>>62704532Carlito's Way (1993), massively underrated flick
>>62704532good luck have fun don't diejust get inebriated enough to lose 20 iq points first
>>62704532Eraserhead by David Lynch
>>62704274How'd you find this apparent mispricing? These are trading for a penny and could be ITM at close..
>>62704532The Smartest Guys in the Room
>>62704536Sure would be a shame if all the US military currently fighting the cartels in Mexico "accidentally" caught a politician in the crossfire now wouldn't it?
>>62704532The VelociPastor
>>62704536Lmao at you self hating white incels
>>62704532Matchstick Men
>>62704532Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors
why is this board so obsessed with sharing their personal lives, even when they are completely irrelevant to the topic at hand?
what luxury watch should I invest in?
>>62704532it's not "good" but "okay". Exit 8, japanese movie based on a game. Simple premise, decent watch
>>62704570This is their only opportunity to socialize with other people
Thanks for the recs lads, I knew I could count on you to make my evening less depressing
>>62704532The Platform - 2019
I found your movie broDeath Spa • 1988it has titties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uEmjbl94v8
50% of my paper losses today are from NET
Looks like the classic bubble chart
>market goes down, hits an obvious level then slowly makes it way back up>same shit in the opposite direction>ocasionally breaks these levels but not oftenit really is that easy
>>62704589Netscape?
>>62704605>Pink ID
>>62704219be aware of wash sales. Like if you gained 10,000 then reinvested it in a similar security and lost it within the wash sale period (~30 days), you still have to pay taxes on that 10,000Personally I don't bother tracking wash sales and just set aside a percentage of the gains in SGOV to use for taxes the following year.
>>62704477But I did own it, you illiterate. I’m up 80% in the past calendar year. If you got past that your obsession with BBC sissy hypno /gif/ threads you might have a chance to reproduce as well, but you can’t, so you won’t. Can’t say I’m surprised.I’m going to drink some prosecco and continue spending my afternoon gaming while on the clock. You’ll continue raging at your sad life.
I tried one of those sodas with the ball bearing in it (Hata Kosen Co., Ltd.). It was ok, probably not gonna get another for that price for another 2-5 years or so.
>>62704532Smg flick Boiler Room
>>62704386true
Sold all my crypto for WEBN. At least I'll be a multimillionaire when I retire lol.
nooooooooooooo my SNAP 0dte puts investment!!! GO DOWN YOU FILTHY BASTARD YOU ARE THE FUCK
>>627046510dte on 4x witching before 3pm, lol, lmao even
whats the best message board where landleeches and rentoids argue about who is a bigger scumbag?
>>62704670Facebook
>>62704144Jews say sorry for things? That's a new one.
Forget SGOVJust go FLOT. Basically as safe but with a 4.3% yield
is 100% of the US Congress tax revenue being spent on interest debt servicing bullish or bearish?
Awww shit. Here we go again.
I sold
>AGNC yields 14.5%>has been jacknifeing lower into a massive volume areahate to buy something going straight down but i'm gonna have to
>>62704695
>>62704274I'm gonna lose my money again
the witches are having fun with the market
>>62704252>I>I>>I8>|>|what is this shit
>>62704708
>>62704708Lurk 3 years before posting newfag
>>62704708lol lurk moar and you'll start to see them everywhere the uh invisible hands of the market
>>62704710Well, whatever floats your boat I guess.
>>62704719>>62704720I've been here longer than this board has, youngsters
>>62704313>What happened to the pivot to China? Nobody wants to pivot to China. They purposefully keep their own currency cheap to fuck their trading partners. The US used to be one of the best economies for consumers on Planet Earth but 30 years of being China's biggest trading partner has seen the biggest transfer of wealth to the point where their consumers are now thirdie-tier
>>62704720oh is it a merchant? lol. I haven't seen that before I see it now
>>62704721>this is what the world spent a quadrillion dollars onrofl
>>62704708Who nose
>lower highs and lower lowserm, isn't this the sign of a bear market?
>>62704725Retarded boomer
>>62704703Evan pumped his stock by retweeting this 3 hours ago which stopped the fall
>>62704735>$2200 to wear shitty glasses so you can play with RL NFTsLmao. I fucking hate VR/AR fags so much it's unreal.
>>62704735Well it was a good call anyway, right on the brink of being ITM for dirt literally pennies. How'd you find it? Were you just watching the stock or do you scan for something like that?
>>62704710magic eye is a dead art form
Hey frens, new to options, I bought some 1dte at the bottom when spy dropped today. Will I get raped by theta if I keep it til monday? 765 calls, bought 13 at 0.19
>>62704721>>62704708He's think he's being edgy by posting happy merchant.he didn't even use ₪ instead of 8
>>62704743Only because zoomers are too dumb to do it.
>>62704606cloudfare
I'm a happy hippo
anyone every try "poor mans covered calls" buying deep in the money LEAPS and selling covered calls? Why is this a strategy, tell me like I am retarded cause I am
>>62704742I just kept my eye on it this week. I actually thought there was a good chance SNAP would fall to the 4's like it did when those specs were first revealed especially after the 5.54 support level was briefly breached today. Oh well
SPCX is down ;__;
>>62704751this the strategy some call, "picking up pennies in front of a steamroller"?
I think I'm fucking done with chasing using leveraged shit. Only took me 5 years of underperforming S&P to figure this out.
>>62704751How does that work? You sell the CC at an expiry before the one you bought?
>>62704186>+14%>still not caught up;-; *hugs and kisses you*
HD looking kinda slurpable
>>62704760I bought leaps on bluechips (at like 85 delta) and it decayed in 9 months and ended at like 15 delta and expired worthless
>>62704761not sure hoping you knew
>>62704532American Doctor is a good one that just dropped.
>>62704744Frens?
Is 400k across gld and slv enough to make it?
>>62704721jfc. this shit is really holding the economy together.
>>62704768Can you just buy 100 shares then sell the calls
>>62704708Lurk moar
>>62704751They call it that because you will be poor if you try it. Either sack up the 10K-50K capital for 100 shares or fuck off to a cheaper ticker where you can.
Mumus, enlighten me with optimism, are we gonna be able to avoid a diesel shortage in the us?
>>62704721>I represents the active anatomy
>>62704789Yeah
>>62704775I just buy physical gold and silver and hold forever rather than deal with the stock
>>62704793<3
>>62704532>>62704540A Dog Day Afternoon
>>62704797I got 700k physical. I just like shit posting is this enough to make it posts
>>62704744>bought 13 at 0.19These are worth $0.02 now. Are you worried about the last two cents, or you think the price will spike Monday?
>>62704721>4chan is a homosexual morse code messagetrue
>>62704751You can sell calls to reduce your cost basis for the leaps, or repeatedly sell covered calls against your LEAPS like you would in a wheel strategy. So, for example, you could be more cash efficient and collect more premium per dollar selling covered calls against LEAPS because the LEAPS are cheaper per position than the stock and the calls obviously pay the same whether you sell them against a LEAPS or 100 actual shares.The biggest issue is dealing with assignment, which can be a minor pita because you don't want to just let your LEAPS get assigned away, since you would lose all extrinsic value. You just have to be ready to take apart your diagonal manually before you get automatically assigned by your broker, which isn't such a big deal.It's not a bad strategy to milk your leaps wheeling in a sideways or slightly declining market. Or if you've just got a bunch of them, stagger your call sales, sell on strong momentum, and accept you'll kiss some goodbye, it might be worth doing.
>>62704775>Is 400k across gld and slv enough to make it?It depends if its physical or paper, how much debt you have, and how you plan to sell/spend it. Are you going to get raped on taxes if sell phys for cash?
>>62704808My chain said they were at about .42 when I checked. He's probably up over 100 percent but thinks spy is going to run to 765 on Monday and is wondering if it's better to sell now or if theta is going to wipe out a ton of gains by Monday regardless.
>>62704740Remember, they didn't even release the preorder numbers which tells you something. And no numbers were attached to any of their meme partnerships
I AM NOT SELLING
>>62704824
>>62704751Try poor man investing first, just buy some low fee ETFs and bask in the gains before throwing your money away on options you do not understand.
We're all expiring worthless
>>62704821>My chain said they were at about .42I guess it would help if bothered to look at the correct expiry
>>62704834don't get my hopes up boss
>>62704816God fuck, reading my own post back, I obviously need sleep.>TLDR>PROS>strategically reduce the cost basis of your LEAPS with a few covered call sales>selling calls against LEAPS in a long term wheel strategy is more capital efficient, IE, you get the same amount of call premium selling a call against a LEAPS as you do 100 shares, the LEAPS is cheaper>CONS>getting called away sucks, because if you are assigned by your brokerage you will lose all the extrinsic value of your LEAPS>you must be prepared to dismantle your call and LEAPS manually if they do get assigned>OVERALL>easier strategy in crab and declining markets>frankly, less of a headache when you have a bunch of positions, can stagger your calls, and don't mind kissing a few of your positions goodbye
>>62704834Not me, because I didn't listen to this stupid nigger>>62704324Bought the Pico bottom when jews did their coordinated sell off and made a quick 2x
>>62704834We all hold till expiry :-(
N▲I▲G▲G▲E▲R▲S
>>62704834Fuck it, it was a fun ride today at least.
my financial survival strategy has been using my brokerage account to pay off chunks of my debtI'll show you how I do it.If the market is red for the year, I pay off what I can that year from my income. I don't take money out of my brokerage account.If it's green that year, I take some of my profits out to pay a chunk of my debt off.It's worked well so far but if there's a lost decade I'm fucked.Interest isn't an issue, because I'm doing balance transfers to shift my debt around to new zero interest accounts.
>>62704721HOMOSEXUAL MORSE CODE HOAX MARKETsell everything and freak the fuck out
>>62704819I unironically think it’s going to do so good that the malicious collectibles taxation won’t matter in a couple years. That’s why I am going deep
>>62704165yah rn is the low it's a bull from yom kippur until hannukah
>>62704852Amazing
>NFLXuser engagement huh. why always with the coded language. imagine being the guy who has to come up with a total original brilliant idea about how to tweak ads "juuust so" and plop your bullshit report on Ted and Gregs desk before you go jerk off all weekendopenAI etc better be getting their moneys worth from that guy
>>62704215russia is literally zimbabwe with less melanineveryone who was capable fled 35 years ago
Does anyone think buying MU at these prices ia logical?
>>62704870Buy high, sell higher? Seems logical enough… I only got in the sector when citadel raped the Russian kid for his bags and it’s been preddy good so far
I'm fucking telling you niggers Monday will be fucking green, at least buy some cheap long shotsLook at these coordinated fucking dips, the jews are buying up fucking calls
Boring day We're still hitting 8000 EOY
>>62704294but the hormussy is the only thing in the entire world which matters
>>62704753IT GOES DOWN ROBERT!!!! IT DO GO DOWN!!!
>>62704882>holding calls over the WWIII weekendno I don't think I will
Guys
>>62704896>WWIII weekendYou got something to share with the class?
>>62704896its also some jew holiday
>>62704896nothing ever happens
>>62704896Trump is going to taco, Monday is a jew holiday, this is your fucking chance. Betting my entire fucking portfolio on it
Commence the squeeze
>>62704898> media attention coming up soonnice
>>62704870I am buy boughting MUU>>62704898
ROBERT!!
>/smg/ has pretty good taste in moviesknew you niggers were 100 iq
>>62704890OH SNAP
I remember applying to this but it felt more recent. What's funny is..... I could have become a millionaire in that time if I just bulled into MU.>>62704912I bought and then sold muu for 0 gain
>>62704898chart isnt accurate ever since we shifted timelines
>>62704819You only need 140,000 ounces if silver to make it
>>62704890Come on touch 5.49 before close for a last minute negative gamma squeeze
>>62704914Lel
power five minutes please!!!finish this week strong!!kevin!!!
WTFWT
>>62704932>power five minutes please!!!I have faith
NO NO NO STOP IT EVAN!!!
Fuck this.Fuck everything.
Why are my heavy semis bags pumping hard out of the sudden?
QQQ chart is nuts today compared to SPY
>>62704947short squeeze
>>62704947Short squeeze?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>62704932I was worried about you anon, good to see you>>62704947This is freaking me out as well… guess I’ll hold till Monday but I’m up 6% on my basket today
>>62704951>>62704953Is that the next Michael Burry flick? The Big Short (squeeze)
that 7650 pin was faker than pro football
AMD I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>62704870i would rather have skhy/samsung, i know they are pretty much all the same in the end but the pe make me feel comfier
>>62704906After the 40th time it doesn't have the same effect
>It’s time for investors to prepare for the risk that the Federal Reserve raises its benchmark rate above 5%, according to Bank of America strategists
>>62704958Today: +0.37%This Week: +0.17%This Month: -0.96%This Year: +29.23%From Peak: -3.66%12 Months: +12.16%
>>62704958I'm ruined.
>>62704958I made money!
>>62704947Unwinding hedges of market makers for option expiration.
>>62704950I tried to tell em>>62704882I'll be back Monday with my fucking comically large sacks of money with dollar signs on them. All of this shit is a scripted playbook, and the jews are getting ready to score.
>>62704958I've honestly been getting shrekt for a month.
>>62704958I got heemed today, but survived the three witches. Godspeed Anons.
>>62704958+6.29%sold some more SNXX as well
>>62704958+4,19+7,08
>>62704969where did you get this picture of me
When mortgage rates go above 7, real estate becomes less profitable to own compared to renting.The entire reason renting was a good idea was high interest rates.
>>62704958-0.23%
>>62704958just crabbing along this weekshould've sold the local top a few days ago and bought back in
>>62704958up 0.23% for the day, down 0.18% for the week but I'm pretty sure that's just a dividend that's been recorded but not yet deposited and that I'm closer to flat
New >>62704986
>>62704958+0.24%
>>62704958+66.19% this week
why is it fucking hard to edit a fucking pdfwhy can't AI do this I'm gonna find some glasses wearing nerd faggot to beat up to feel better.
>>62704882>Buying the top of a downtrendNice try moshi
>>62705007>betting against a jew holidayEnjoy staying poor
>>62704958-0.95%
>>62704958+5.5% day+3.7% week
>>62704958Good dayGood week
>>62704979At loss or profit?
>>62705065profit, I've never sold any SNXX for a loss. I'm currently -15.95% down on my remaining SNXX, but that's not a true representation of where I stand because I did peel off lots in late May and June closer to the top before the crash, as well as selling some other lots for profits ranging from single digit to double- remaining average is $21.34, w/my lowest remaining lot's cost basis being $10.50 (from AH the day of sneedisk's last earnings call)
>>62704971>YTD +29%This tortoise is finally moving
>>62705102It was over 35% for a hot minute
