bobo btfo edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62712266
NIGGERS
>1dte QQQ putssomeone tell me Im retarded.
short INTCyou have been warned, it will go back under 100 by next month
>>62712909
>>62712936You're retarded.
>>62712940I CAN'T SHORT BECAUSE IBKR WONT ALLOW ME BEACUSE MY NET WORRH IS TOO SMALL
>this pump with absolutely zero breathing roomSo this is what peak euphoria before a recession looks like
IM FROM /POL/TELL ME ABOUT MARKET ALPHA
power half hour please!no time to slow down!!
>Yom Kippur started yesterdayI mean this sincerely. Do not forget this. ALWAYS buy Yom Kippur.
>>62712943They were yapping about that on CNBC this morning I guess they have an AI that gives people plane ticket deals and there is a snowman or something
>>62712954you better keep posting that shit....I need it every thread
Rising diesel prices are hurting my business and making the future very uncertain. I just hope Trump can clean up Biden's mess in the middle east before christmas. Damn democrats are intent on running white men out of business I swear
>>62712969i'll do my best
>financial advisor>less net worth than clientshouldn't it be reverse?
>>62712945I feel it after today.
>>62712978I lost 150k on LRCX calls so don't feel too bad.
>But oil>But Hormuz>But Houthis >But rates
>>62712975
>>62712953The "recession in 2026" prediction market yes contract is only trading at 5c right now if your dumb German ass really wants to bet against the greatest country in the world.
I have 6 big ones to toss on something. Any ideas?
>>62712975I can't believe CROOKED Joe "SLEEPY JOE" Joe Biden started a war with Iran and closed the Strait of Hormuz (Or Strait of USAmuz?) all to pay for HUNTER'S CRACK ADDICTION.#BIDENSAMERICA #OPENTHESTRAIT
>>62712959Go all in on BWET no time to explain
>>62712987META
>>62712952just lie browhat are they gonna do ban you?
>>62712987CHPY
It's that time of the cycle again
This could be the start of a new leg up, or the last chance to get out before the big one
I'm really tempted to stop being an ARM bagholder.
This is fucking bullshit
>>62712980That helps. But sorry for your loss anon. Mine is>Have dude who manages money>Also have personal finance accounts (Roth & 2 individuals I fuck around with learning options)>Hedge personal accounts against money manager>usually pays>Today get dick thoroughly kicked inI made money today while also betting against myself, which feels insane and retarded but I have the luxury to feel stupid without being homeless by this evening. Could be worse.
>>62712952>MY NET WORRH IS TOO SMALLibkr is meant for pros go open robinhood acc lol
>>62712987MUNOKNVDANASA
how do you buy something that's up already 5% or more in a daymy body physically can't do it
>slut gets high paying job (well, not for chicago BUT) she's not qualified for>burns out>goes back to 'slumming it' for cock and doing 'creative' stuffWhy does this always happenWhy hire a woman who can't do the job, just because she's a woman, when she will always burn out because she can't put up with the work. Over and over and over and over and over again.
what the fuck
So do I short tech tomorrow?
>>62712953In my brain this anime came out recently but I just realized it was 10 years ago>>62712952>BEACUSE MY NET WORRH IS TOO SMALLMuch like your penis
>>62713015tell yourself you're buying momentum
>>62712977My brokerage calls me periodically asking me to meet with a financial advisor, I always refuse. Should I humor them next time for the lulz and then feign ignorance on investing when I meet with the guy?
>up 4.17% today>which is 2100 eur>thats my monthly net salary
>>62712993>just buy the top brokys
>>62713015it doesnt matter if you believe in it long term, if you want to cum and run then no.
>>62713016>Why hire a womanthey are hired to boost the morale of the other workers or suck money off from getting new old male clients that are rich it is like a gimmick job, the work output they deliver personally isnt why they are hiredi.e why all assistants are female
>>62713015post the chart so we can laugh at you for being a fomosexual
If Hillary Clinton had won in 2016, americans would have a GDP per Capita of 100k and rates would be at 0.Stocks would be at 10k.Also canada would not be a part of the EU.
>>62713016I'm a man and I get it. Corporate desk jobs aren't a fit for everyone. If I had to sit at a desk all day answering calls, sending emails and writing reports I'd have already killed myself.
>>62713032cool story Hans
>>62713032We would have ended up like Germany if that had happened. A sad, pathetic, dying country.
>>62713025kekgotta have the appointment on some bullish day like today where you are up almost 6figs in a single trading day
So what's the story with META and those AI agents?What's so great about them (since today)?
>>62713032Bubba was on Epstein's island as well, we'd get the same war in the middle east outcome.
power fifteen minutes!can't stop now!won't stop now!
>>62713026tell yourself it's pre-tax anon
>>62713041A sad pathetic dying country with interest rates at 0%, stocks soaring, low oil prices, no wars in the middle east, Iran as past of the international community, free oil, cheap oil, cheap diesel, AI singularity.
>>62713044They have the new circle jerk agent that can do stuff for you.
>>62713049sounds like shit
>>62712987At least wait until tomorrow when it'll be an inevitable -0.50% pullback (followed by a +1.25% Wednesday)
>>62713048Eh, the taxes on stocks here aren't THAT bad. 12% when selling if you bought them in the last 2 years. If you held them longer than that, no need to pay tax on it at all, just report the sale to the tax man.
>>62713056stuff like what exactly?
All you have to do is time the market once
>>62712953Cope
>>62713049You guys have >Currywurst Which is indicative of many things about your country. I still like being able to smoke at the table after eating, tho.
>JEB idPls clap
Hikes...for a lack of a better word...are good.
>>62713010Its okay, I made it up by all-inning to SOXL. I've made up my losses and then some.
>>62713061Circlejerk online, order gross shit from food delivery, do general BS online. Half the posters in this thread are muse bots.
>>62713059ah lucky guy, as a europoor from another europoor country I have a 30% tax
>he bet against america>he bet against yom kippur
>>62713062I tried that and lost 15k in an hour
>>62712954thank you anon
>>62713062Noob here, someone explain how much money he made.
nasdog is overbought in every timeframeshort right now and sell after a 2% dump
>>62713016My man if I could spend my days making my own furniture I fucking wood. Like I can't bark too hard about my life but working for a corporation is never going to fulfilling work.
>>62713074>Based Direxion enjoyerLeveraged ETFs have saved me many a times, today one of my losers was TECS but I bought more. Will recover enough to exit the position in a month or so.
>>62713062>13:48>up 13:47
>>62713085$0
>>62713076>>62713044BULLISHFor AMD
>>62713076And who's going to pay for that so META gets revenue?Do people really need and want (to pay for) this?
>>62713062I prefer finding pennystocks to go in on long term.
>>62713085He's cherry picking an option he didn't buy. $0
LMAO LOOK AT THAT KEK DOW
Give me 1dte calls or puts to save me from death tomorrow since i lost it all today
>>62713092>>62713096Ok but what if he'd bought.
>>62713077Jeeez. Netherlands maybe?
>>62713093wait i thought INTC was getting these, why the fuck is INTC pumping then
those mfers just had to fuck aroun with sndk enough to shake me out and then hit my price target 4 mins before closefucking assholesi switched out and did something else but i would have rather not have had to do it instead of sticking with sandisk
>>62713026why is croatian pepe brown
>>62713104fRance
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
alright I bought a QQQ put you can do that faceripper rally now
>>62713088Yeah, my account is up 100k today. Thanks Direxion.Like why even bother messing with options that can expire when you can hold 3x leverage forever?
>>62713114+0.17%
>>62713114>How did it go today?!?!
>>62713118You can make money on the downside with options
>>62713114I will stay non-rich due to cowardice.
>>62713094Who knows.
>>62713114+49k
>>62713114Today: +3.47%This Month: +2.47%This Year: +35.37%From Peak: -0.32%12 Months: +17.01%not bad, my account was over my previous peak for a few minutes
>>62713114compared to nasdaq very badwhy my 3 ai stocks did nothing on an ai boom day?
>>62713114+9.1%
>>62713108INTC is a government monopoly
>>62713114up 2.03%
>>62713114-92%
>>62713116basedbut you need to sell tomorrow probably
>>62713128at least you are doing better than last year.
>>62713136How do you make money when the algo trades against every trade you make? How is that open market? Explain.
>>62713113Damn.>>62713111It's an old /int/ and /sp/ joke because Croatian posters used to always post black women on every thread.
>>62713138yes a lil bit
>>62713137yes it expires tomorrow
>>62713114about 3%I know tomorrow finna be blood red tho
If you don’t own INTC, you hate the United States of America. Simple as.>t. up 32%
>>62713142it should printwe are overbought as fuck
>>62713114>+4.0%
NIGGERS.FUCKING BULLRUB JUST BEGAN.LFGGGGG!!!NIGGERS.
>futuresstop the count
>>62713146why yes what have it away? i want the terrorist state of jewdogs to be nuked
>>62713114+4,7%
>>62713114+2.09%
>>62713114+1.44% today broski
>>62713067>JebGODS
>>62712962Yes, yes...BUT IN WHEN KABBALAH SATANIC JEW DEICIDE day do we sell?
>>62713114>Ups syndrome 2.28%
>>62713067
>>62713114>+3.9%
>>62712962i dont speak subhuman so i dont know what that means
finally got back to where I would have been if I did absolutely zero trading and just bought s&p lol
the market can stay overbought longer than you can stay retarded
>>62713114>+2.2%Hard to explain, but today's pump just felt better
>>62713167many such cases (including me).
>>62713167What time span...is....that?..
I will fucking dance on the grave of this tranny market when the bubble pops.
do people really believe anything good will come from trump meeting with xi. It's literally a propaganda clash
>>62713177like 2 years 1 month
Trader bros,When do we close our oil shorts?And when do we open up new oil longs?I'm thinking WTI will drop down to 86-88 before heading to $120+. What do (you) think?
>>62713179>trump meeting with xiKabuki theater - for retards.Or is it bukaki theater?
>>62713178STFU NIGGER COPE AND SEETHE.AND REMEMBER TO SAY THAAAANKS.
>>62713140weird i never met one cro bro with a black gf. couple had filipino or jap wives.go soxl
>>62713179Trump has been holding back on tariffs and everything else China related because he wants a good deal. After the meeting they'll get back to shitting on China, or they'll get China to help isolate Iran from the global economy more. Either way yes, something WILL happen. I know it's hard to believe.
>>62713180o
>>62713192>something WILL happenso you agree it brings uncertainty
>>62713181$120 is an unbreakable magic number
>>62713181>WTI will drop down to 86-88literally impossible
>>62713078You joke, but I'm starting to come around to the idea that there actually are people/institutions that trade on nothing more than 'MURICAAA FUCK YEAH!! How else do you explain oil dumping for literally no reason at the same time that all the overvalued trash pumps?
You guys know what's coming tomorrow right?
>>62713196It does. I think it's a bit far-fetched to imply that what was happening today is fully tied to that meeting, but I believe that the market was pricing in a positive outcome today.
>>62713208What a rip before the dip?
>>62713206centcom said they'd transited a billion barrels and that more oil was flowing now than any time since the war began
>>62713208the next leg up?
>>62713208ATH, if we go by the previous pump.
>>62713208AMZN puts
>>62713114+5.19%another day like this and I'll be back at aths from June
>gains goblin gave me a lil bumpu for onceThanks gains goblin
>>62713212lol centcom says a lot of things
>>62713214Doubtful. Look back at every other time the market has had a day like this in rhe past year. Next day is a rape
sneed
>>62712932BASED
>>62713226disk?
>>62713223so do retards on imageboards
why the fuck are stocks and crypto going up? yield still at 4.95% and oil still at $95 and Nasdaq hits ath and I already missed 35% gain in bitcoin. Are these shits gonna go up 20% more just because trump racist keep pumping market by using his lackeys in fed, sec and cftc? fucking kill USA already ffs
>>62713206if you could use AI to just find out what all people/institutions are "trading on" (with personalized arbitrary constraint: reason must be politics), because that data has been harvested wirelessly from their Alexas and Pokemon Go apps, as a simple cold hard fact, let's say by asking an AI about your idea and question...how much would you pay for that? $100/query?
LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTER
>>62713237Because holding cash is retarded with this current inflation
Imagine the gigapump if the Ukraine Russia war has a serious ceasefire.
>>62713237>yieldnotat5%GODS
emergency fund baggie genocide daybrootal
How did it go today?I needed to be absent but the day looked very green at the start?Did we pump good at the end?
>>62713250cashnado but there was profit taking eod
>>62713114+3.69%
>>62713114>Total day change>+$99,054.32>(+14.40%)
>>62713114Got greedy. Only ended up 700 percent up instead of 1500.
>>62713258Nice. Very nice.And reasonable and expected.Another good day like today tomorrow and we are gucci.
>>62713224we must not be looking at the same chart. its happened several times this past year.
>>62713258>Profit taking EODAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62713247Won't happen until either Trump or Putin dies.
FEEL THE FOMOCASH GANG IS LOSING OUT GANGPANIC BUY NOW
>>62713294NO TOOOOP CAAAAALLIIIIIIIIIING please
My 401k is auto-invested into a Vanguard targeted fun. Would reinvesting it into something like VOO be better?; the Vanguard fund is just a mix of VT and VTI, feels like I'm losing out on gains>>62713247If only...
>>62713192>Trump has been holding back on tariffs and everything else China relatedTrump dropped his 200% China tariffs last year after CHYNA pulled all of their minerals exports. His fear of confronting China (while still attacking it's allies like Iran and Brazil) hasn't changed.
>>62713302yeah, those target funds are a scam. do plain S&P in your 401k.
I still should've sold in June but today was pretty good.
>>62713294Is this a Bear in disguise?Im on to you lad.Bulls dont post things like this.
>>62713302you are losing out on gains. you can probably get institutional SP500 which is VIIIX. the target date funds hold way too many long term bonds. (more than 0%)
+50k today :)
>>62713318In what?
So it this the top or does it continue tomorrow?
>>62713324bitcoin
META COMPUTERETA
>>62712954What do these means for stocks
>>62713326Gimme a second, I'll call up Larry Fink and let you know.
bullbros...we're about to face rip
arm has 331 p/e ratio
>>62713355Why shouldn't it...?
>>62713351FUUUCK they're gonna dump on us
I feel like it's too early to get into robotics yetI've been in very low on the robotics supply chain instead. Not specifically robotics, but industrials and materials. That way if robotics ends up taking another decade, I can still make money from other shit like cars, or other manufacture, whatever kind of maufacture is booming. I'm in industrials, and infrastructure,and materials. Not much actual robotics OEMs.If I go into robotics right nowit might just be the perfect time to go in and the robotics boom starts next yearbut robotics plays, right now, still under perform QQQ. If robotics is delayed it'll be a signifcant opportunity cost to be in it now.I'm definitely watching robotics. For now, I'm low on the supply chain, but when it looks like the boom is about to get started,I'm going in on OEMs. However,there's a big howeverI expect robotics to quickly be heavily commoditised due to aggressive competition with China, so I plan to get out of OEMs at some point, and go right back into the supply chain and materials.and do a bottleneck play on the robotics supply chain like what is happening with semis.
No shit SherlockWhy do you think I still hodl the quantum bags.
>>62713362they don't really do anythingthey "design" cpu architectures, but you'll just be able to tell grok "design me a more energy efficient cpu" in a few months anyway
>>62713375My robotics are up bigly (medical, not the humanoid type).
>after market dumpyupputs was the right choice
>>62713375To get into robotics we need to identify robotics companies that exist or will IPO and aren't fucking tesla and watch to see if they take a fat fucking shit during the next annual "trump totally fucked the market again" -20% selloff or actual unironic -50% recession.Like how Micron was SHIT before the fat dumpy in 2025 and then started running and sandisk ran even harder in 2026 after the fat dumpy.
>>62712925What's a good allocation for crypto in ETFs?Right now i have about 20% Bitcoin and about 8% in ETH, SOL and XRP, also 10% oil, 10% goyslop, 10% metal miners, 10% space rest in SGOV
>realized I got confused and put a lot more into something which *might* go up instead of into the thing I was shilling that *would* go up>could have been up 35% in 5 daysGod damn I am never going to get my lucky break and turn low six figs into high six figs.
>>62713379He’s a line go up mono-neuron investor. Dont waste your energy.
>>62713166jewish niggerpump day
>>62713324soxl, btc, qqq, oil shorts
>>62713384It's definitely too early to get into OEMsyou can get into much of the robotics supply chain right now.I expect OEMs to get megafuckedmaybe a year or two after the big boom. China is going to be aggressively cutting down their margins to nothing.
>>62713376>>62713375I expect similar in robotics too.
INTC down .02% afterhours, is it starting
>>62713400chinese robotics banned in america
>>62713384should we find out if people wanna buy robots or somethin first before jumping straight into a made up fantasy play-call sheet about how to maybe "get in" to something which real life people maybe do or maybe don't want, or is that a waste of time
If we had a less stupid president and the EU wasn't gay, we could get them to heavily restrict robotics that aren't made in GERMANY in the EU trade zone, to cuck china.
>>62713114+3.5%I chose the worst possible day to leverage down
It's 11PM and I'm hungry, should I go to my local McD and invest in a Big Mac?
>>62713407people may not want to buy robots but companies 100% will, your grocery stores, fast food joints, every store will have some sort of robot especially for cleaning or just to help answer basic questionsand obviously just buy TSLA
>>62713394i feel you, soxlfagi traded my leveraged etfs for momentum and income because they wouldn't stop niggercrabbing
>>62713413Get a $5 meal deal and upsize the fries and drink to large bro
>>62713413You should move out of Br*tain
>>62713410lol the EU is letting China rape the German auto industry, you think they won't do the same to robotics?
>>62713114+7%
>>62713419oh ok I didn't know that. How did you find out grocery stores, fast food joints, every store wants them? Did they say they did or tell you? What was your prompt? I'd like to get info like that too.
AI Bubble bros... it never comes. I don't think I can stay solvent for much longer.
>>62713423Good idea anon I just might.>>62713426I'm in Croatia however.
>>62713413Big Mac sucks. Get a QPC and fries.
>>62713434Oh ok then you're probably fine. Probably.>Jamie what the fuck is Croatia?
>>62713439They have Sminem on their football team so that Anon's gains are basically guaranteed.
>>62713405prepare for prices not seen since Friday
>>62713439>´Daq +2.26%>Sneedisk -1.41%RIP SNXX anon
>>62713428+4.88%could be worse. realized some positions so i have powder for something tradey.
>>62713437Good idea. We call it the Royal Cheese here.>>62713439It's nice I promise.>>62713444This guy retired to start a farm where he keeps black pigs.But yeah today was a great day, especially for my AMD and MU positions.
>>62713452Bullish for lean hogs.
>>62713407Gorillanig tier thinkingWhen the time comes all the right 10 trillion dollar companies like nvidia 5 years from now will buy tons of robots to run their factories and replace their physical workforce.
>>62713430>that one bobo that will miss out and then continue to be bearish when Boston Dynamics becomes one of the fastest growing companies in the worldLol pre emptively at ur life.
>>62713202Why?
>>62713427And if they were less retarded they wouldn't do that>>62713413YesThe best big macs are the ones you force the wagie to make when it's 11:30 PM and they want to go home, but here's your fat ass with a mac attack craving and he is legally required to feed you macs in america.
>>62713459>Boston DynamicsI thought it was owned by Hyundai
>>62713413No. Roadkill tastes better than a big mac and has more nutritional value
>>62713469>GODIDGODSThey are...
I’ve curated several pay pigs I found playing overwatch. One turned out to be a day trader and he basically gives me command prompts I use on ChatGPT and it screens the best tickers that are geared for a pump. Made over $87,000 so far and it’s only been 2 yrs of active day trading.
>>62713454I'm listening, how did you find out nvidia is going to do that? I'd just like to be able to know how to find that out too.
>>62713475Based
>>62713476>ummmm but what if people don't want to buy robots?Why do you think they're going all in on AI, machine learning and vision and making these prototypes of humanoid robotsYou're somehow the most clueless person in this thread.
Why are we risk on? Bitcorn is doing a lil sum (I don't have any).
>>62713475So these are gay guys or what
GME+++++
>>62713480>Why do you think they're going all in on AII'm trying to find out, I don't know. Thank you for your help.
>>62713483Just lonely guys. All of them have the same complaints. I think not getting married and having kids has turned men into aimless pay pigs which is good for me (I’m not complaining).
I’m feeling that FOMO bros how do I hold o to my cash and not go all in on calls
>>62713489Top signal.
>>62713489Better question is why didn't you spend that cash on Thursday?
>>62713489>>62713493Well scared money don't make money...
>>62713493top signal is when he actually buys, the pain of FOMO isnt set in yet
>>62713496Yeah that's true but greed will be your downfall t. Got greedy today
>>62713114ATH :DI pity the bobo
>>62713498That's true...drawdowns are paintful
>+71 dollars todayas a newfag this green number go up thing is fun
I have Alphabet, Amazon, Intel, Nvidia, Amd.Do I need Meta and Microsoft too?
>>62713470This dude eats roadkill lmao>>62713472
I need everything to dump tomorrow frens
>>62713497This, tomorrow probably >>62713208I think we'll last leg up tomorrow
>>62713515I dunno man, if I was a jew I'd take profits. Seems like that was the goal and we got a last minute sell off to prepare for what's coming.
>>62713506Intel is useless, it'll go to 90 before it goes to 130. Get rid of it now. Wait for the sales and get META.
>>62713514you are not a fren if you need my port to dump tomorrow
>>62713523Puts are the only thing that can help me recover my retard decision I made at the end of the day.
>>62713520I don't know what you're holding but my shit is up in the aftermarket.
>>62713533Spy puts. Hopefully orange nigger does something stupid
Wot if Domuld makes a deal with Xi Jing Ping and Iran to open the baba and hormussy can you imagine the fucking candle we'd get>picture of no concern or relevance to this posta
>>62713413Sure>>62713514It may...
>>62713549No, it september.
>>62713114-4% i bought more VIX calls
so uhhh... why did it pump today?
I'm glad I bought some IBIT before it mooned. The true boomer way to own BTC. Who care's about crypto. I just want gains. And relatively cheap share price means that calls are inexpensive.
>>62713562strait of hormuz is closed forever
>>62713562upcoming meeting between trump, xi, and a bunch of ai company leadershiphouthies pinkie promising to stop attacking American ships
>>62713562people always make a narrative after the fact. just accept that the pump is on.
>>62713575why the fuck does the market still react to the orange man. Iam so pissed I want everything to crush and burn
we are so back
>>627131143.13%(+$96,757.73) TodayNever Question Kevin Warsh again!
>>62713582this time it's reacting to green computer man and red Chinaman
>>62713270My nigga. What was your big winner? Mine was koru.
Window dressingPMI WednesdayStill wanna fomo?
it was the most useless pump of the decade desu. it changes nothing and the most useless companies got pumped to the most useless levels.
POST CHEAPSIESI'm still 60% in cash
>>62713599The market is near ATH nigger.
>>62713603It's ATH every week babe
>>62713603What does that mean in the face of the singuliarity though. Golden Bull run for everyone here. WAGMI.
>>62713419I thought so too...
