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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62719393
>>
Literally all people had to do was just obey Trump and we wouldn't be here right now but too many fucking retards thought they deserved everything in the world
>>
Just got off the phone with Scott, he said everything is in order
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Hmmmmm
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where were you when america's economic century of humiliation began?
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>>62719985
>Posted it again award
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>>62719985
speak your truth queen
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Power 60 seconds pleaseeee
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>>62719991

I was at home (I don't work) buying bonds that yield 7% while some kid frantically explains how SPCX is a good investment as diesel prices went up 100% in a month
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i boughted
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So bond vigilantes are going to run another train on bussiant, I'm starting to think he likes it
>>62719985
Look at you, I bet you thought that was so funny it deserved to be posted twice
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
>>
NIGGERS
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>>62720002
-0.24%
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>>62720002
-0.67%
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>>62719985
Why did Biden tell the Iranians to not obey Trump? Let's place blame where blame's due
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>>62720002
full porting semis has never felt better
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>>62720002
-0.97%. I just can't make any fucking money this year
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>>62720002
-0.02% can't complain
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>>62720002
-3.08%
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>>62720002
Crab
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>>62720002
+2.90%
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>>62720000
CHECKED
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>>62720002
Me on the right
-0.47%
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>>62720002
Today: -1.59%
This Week: +2.40%
This Month: +1.41%
This Year: +33.48%
From Peak: -1.59%
12 Months: +14.92%
not what I wanted
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>>62720002
-1.44%
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Got $10k, what should I do?
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>>62720002
down 1.03%
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>>62720002
-1.97%

Anyone else expecting a MU runup to earnings? I kinda want to sell at least 30% by Wednesday if there's a pump.
>>
>>62720028
what do you want to do? like generally?
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>>62720028
Buy STX
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>>62720002
>down syndrome clinical diagnosis and long term special needs care 1.68%
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>>62720002
-0.43%
Only Nokia and Meta did good.
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>>62720028
10k of SOXL
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>>62720028
cash is king until bussy gives up and starts printing again
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>>62720028
Buy a robot
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Unrealized PnL doesn't matter
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>>62720002
-1.03%
>>62720029
Stop copying me.
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>>62720030
I do, which is why I am holding MUU...But maybe I should just go BWET to earn back losses..
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>>62720002
down 12.98%
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>>62720041

AI is trying to tell you something...
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>>62719985
I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. There actually are people out there retarded enough to believe something like this.
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>>62720049
BWET is reaching $2,000 by December.
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>>62720002
-0,8%
Still up mid-week.
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>>62720046
you stop copying me
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>>62720056
Considering fullporting...
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>>62720031
I don’t know, what would you do? I am open to suggestions.
>>62720032
Let me google this.
>>62720041
Let me research this because I closed soxl like 2 weeks ago.
>>62720043
For sex? Porn is free.
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>>62720030
>Cassandra opened new MU shorts
>stock barely moved despite heavy macro headwinds
Yeah, we're ripping, but we'll likely to dump after the earnings again.
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>GOOG @ $330 again
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>>62720002
-0.52% today, +1.11% for the week so far. Yesterday was new account ATH. Realized one smaller position just in time
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>>62720002
-5.9%, my IBIT and GLNK calls are fucking my anus
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>>62720032
It seems like toppy.
I also need a new ssd.
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>>62720064
>on top of news that Oppo and Vivo rejected Samsung’s proposed Q3 2026 DRAM price increase (around 20%).
Alright we're staying in
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>>62720063
I would shut myself in my room and masturbate until the leaves change color
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>>62720073
No one does this.
>>62720041
Now? Also toppy.
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>>62720065
Such a POS
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>>62720002
+0.4%
>>
>>62720077
yeah but you could do it and probably should do it, it should be about the right amount of time before the leaves turn gold and then you'll be ready for winter
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>>62720002
-0.56%
>>
>>62719998
Saaar buy the space datacenters benchod!
>>
Rudolf Diesel would be ashamed at this state of affairs.
>>
Getting tired of this shit
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>>62720093
who names themself after petroleum products lol wut. What does Garbage Don have to say about the matter?
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>>62720093
Hopefully be happy the world runs on his engine over 100 years later
Or maybe disappointed...
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>>62720095

awww come on man the administration has a peace deal planned for right after the elections. peace deal imminent dude. you should totally buy META $1000 calls here because word on the street is AI is going to be a big thing! its really good at doing math problems and stuff
>>
>>62720002
+0.03 CASH GANG SUPREMACY
gonna get cheeky selling Costco puts tomorrow right before earnings
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>>62720028

5k physical gold. 5k a good gold silver copper large cap.
>>
Piss deal when?
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>>62720098

surely he would be disappointed. most great men that moved society forward had an absolute disgust for how retarded the world is

>its 2026 and we are still trying to go to the moon again
>if we ever did before

we get like 2 smart people every 100 years and they usually drink themselves to death because it hurts to talk to normies
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>>62720100
How many millenium prize problems have you solved anon?
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>>62720102
Cute...
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>>62720063

Porn is sex. Lol. What a loser.
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I'm yelling for Yellen, I think it's time.
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
>anon smugly doubled his short edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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TRAVELLING SOMEWHERE
COULD BE ANYWHERE
THERE'S A COLDNESS IN THE AIR
BUT I DON'T CARE
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>>62720111
IT'S
HER
TURN
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>>62720112
I love you anon
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>>62720111
What does this mean
>>
>>62720106
Yeah shit, agreed
>>
Luddite seethe is hillarious, they are not only getting replaced by AI due how stupid and useless they are, they are also missing generational gains purely because their ego is too fragile
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>>62720121

post your hands with a timestamp. if they aren't brown I'll apologize for not buying more leveraged tech shit at the picotop
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>>62720121
Please reply to dingdingding poster with your day's performance before engaging in shitflinging, please+ty
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>>62720125
>>62720002
Sorry. Also I'm down 4%
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>>62720127

>generational gains of -4% per day
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>>62720128
Up 5 yesterday down 4 today what can ya do
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>>62720002
-1.81% today
This was expected, I supposed, but I still don't like it. Goog in particular eating shit was not nice.
Still up over 5% for the week
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>>62720109
Why would I fuck a robot?
>>62720104
Who actually does this?
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>>62720127
You're good anon walk it off
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I was a Nio baggy until i sold at loss
>>
Man I love seeing Europeans fucked in the ass like this. Snivelling little cowards helped the amerimutts bomb my country and for fucking what? What did you gain except for getting shit on even more by Trump?
Sometimes I hate Europeans even more than I hate Americans. At least Americans can point to power and prestige and the hubris of one man for the shit they do. At least they have domestic energy supplies they can fall back on. You people are like the jannies of the western world, you do it for free.
I hope you eat shit this winter.
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>>62720124
Now post yours you fucking jeet
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>>62720129

you can click sell. I do it all the time. the only way to make sure the Jews don't steal the money back is for you to sell.. you probably got euphoric and bought more instead of selling... many such cases
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I find myself at the same shitty impasse as I was 4 years ago, in the sense I planned to make a third of a million since 2024 and bet it all on One Big Thing, but I have less than that since I didn't work as hard and some things didn't work out. There is one stock I believe will 600% over the next 2 years, which would easily make me a millionaire if my nw was a third of a million like I planned. I suppose 600% would be okay, and I could get a certain sum of money by working over 2 years and then try again with my enlarged pool, but it's a shame I keep lowballing, lowballing and lowballing. I just need one lucky strike, a 10x on 10,000 bucks on some dumb side company no one expected, then 600%.

>wut stock
Won't tell, get your own thing.
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Threads are slower on red days because bears are essentialy just not pleasant people to be around in general.
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>>62720137
Yeah I didn't sell the rip and for some reason leveraged on. But I shall wait for the next rip
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>>62720135
This isnt pol
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>>62720100
Im trying to see these 2 years left as discount season
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That bird is actually smaller than my dick and weighs as much as a feather.
I COULD FUCK IT IN THE ASS AND HAVE MY DICK COME OUT OF ITS MOUTH, and I still wouldn't cum.
I wonder what it feels like compared to a pussy. Like, how much blood is there in that tiny thing anyway? If I move it up and down my dick a few times, will I cum? What if it has those little bones, will it hurt???
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>>62720136

>No timestamp
>Can't follow simple instructions
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>>62720112
I hope it dumps tomorrow and reverses into a V but not before I buy the picobottom.

t. More of my money outflowed into cash than stocks
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>>62719985
Trump is 50% of the reason I lowballed.
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>>62720135
Serbia?
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>>62720142
This isn't reddit, I'll say what I like. Piss off.
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>>62720121
dont mock pure intentions
if they used it, their inputs would cause AI to end humanity
it didnt end and now SI will do that instead
so AI must be safe to use now
they'll use it... maybe
>>
>>62720135
What are you even talking about monkey nigger poorfag?
We won't freeze, just like we haven't for the past 4 years that you shitskins and third worlders have been announcing it, so how about you go back to seething somewhere else?

Faggot.
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cup and handle on gold
you think it'll break out this year or next?
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>>62720149
Iran.
>>62720152
I didn't say you'd freeze. I said I hope you eat shit (through higher prices).
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>>62720145
I am not going for a paper to please a midwit
>>
Can you two touch hands already?
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>>62720153
that pattern isnt long enough to be a convincing cup and handle
>>
>still can't trade onion futures
Hasn't this joke run its course long time ago?
>>
>>62720155

>doesn't have paper and pen near his battlestation

NGMI
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>>62720145
>doesn't have an iPhone
Sir while that man has indeed been confirmed brown this thread is only for those with at least $1M across all brokerage accounts, we're going to have to ask you to leave
>>
>>62720155
Embarrassing display
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>>62720153
This needs more time in my opinion
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>>62720159

desu we should ban Jews from trading more things... every commodity should be a Jew free zone
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>>62720159
it has many hyperlayers
>>
What the fuck do quantum computing companies even do?
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>>62720145
you realize how easily this can be faked using AI? timestamp your moms tits
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>>62720168

>accused of being a luddite while simultaneously using AI to fake my hand color
>all just to prove I'm not brown

AHHHhh
h
h
h

I guess we just cant trust anything anymore
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>>62720002
Today: +0.02%
This week: +1.72%
This month: +2.26%
This year: +15.35%

t. index fag
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>>62720167
they make quannum computers. they're good for simulating the quannum world, phosons and probons, their geneometry. can't do it with regular computers.
>>
guys im not even trying to be a bear but this yield + diesel fiasco is really freaking me the fuck out unironically im starting to worry about stable employment and even food/energy at this point
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>>62720174
It'll be fine
>>
>>62720172
Simulate bosoms or GTFO
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>>62720002
-2.18%
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>>62720174
Nothing ever happens + 2 weeks
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>>62720136
Your palms look sweaty.
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>>62720172
they provide flops/sec too some of them. or i guess they maybe do, probably, in a hyper fine way. maybe 1 flop/sec costs more from them cuzza dat
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>>62720179
NAZRINANOOOON *hugs*
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>>62720170
>not posting your moms tits to prove your race
the state of /biz/
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>>62720172
So companies can actually buy quantum computers?
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>>62720174
do you get scared of thunder too babe?
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>>62720185
there's different approaches, but generally no because they need to be supercooled so i imagine they will be rented out
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>>62720191
HUH
>>
Being an oilfag is a problem because you're always one Trump tweet away from getting wiped out.
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>>62720171
I'm up over 20% YTD, and I held a 2x LETF through a $1,300+ per share sneedisk price crash. Indexfags have no balls.
>>62720147
I'd be okay with that, provided I exit my shorts midday around the bottom. From a technical perspective it's entirely possible as well, based on the past several trading days.
>>62720116
ilu2anon *molests u*
>>
>>62720201
:DDD
Good luck with your shorty anony
>>
>>62720199
Also if it goes up life around you gets more expensive
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>it's never the thing I'm in which is the thing stupid gay retard pumping
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Dotn wory
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>>62720203
Kinda like Micron being a GAYMER
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>>62720206
>strayan version for the upside down cunts
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>>62720135
Europe is literally a giant Disneyland for us, nothing more. We protect them and in return they give us nice vacations.
>>
man
my portfolio got hammered today. most of my hedges and defensive holdings failed. 90% of my holdings were down. especially my heaviest weighted holdings.

on down days, usually I'm down significantly less than QQQ

I'm down more than QQQ by like 20-30 bps today

all my shit somehow managed to get hit.

I'm up on oil, and uh, some commodities, and some shorts. Oil was the only thing above 1%, al my other shit was up sub 1%. It wasn't enough to cushion the draw down.

Disappointing day.I don't care if I lose money. As long as I lose less than other people.
>>
>>62720185
Everyone sells cloud access, but only Pasqal, D-wave and IQM also sell actual machines to be integrated into customer datacenters in any relevant numbers.
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>>62720174

yield is scarier than diesel. awful lot of debt that no one can afford. every hike is a stress test

diesel is less americas problem (even though we created it) that Europeans and Asians will have to deal with (by selling out Treasury bonds and increasing the yield)
>>
good news for baldness and nasolabial folds
>>
Some mad people in this thread. Here have a beetleweiser on me
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>>62720229
just refinance at the lower rate after the fed reverses course on hikes
>>
man I'm just glad interest rates are skyrocketing right as the covid-era low interest 5-7 year commercial loans come due
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>>62720212
Noice
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>>62720002
around +0.9%
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>>62720204

>company that doesn't really do anything
>OOOOO spooky
>LOTR goy slop references
>gay faggot on cocaine sweating while ranting about wanting to dronestrike people that don't like israel
>flee the country to live in argentina
>stock pumps 100%

this one is one of my favorites
>>
>>62720174
you know who will always be hiring?
the post office
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>>62720185
IBM has quantum computer as service.
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>>62720244
THE POST OFFICE RUNS ON DIESEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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>>62720244
I knew somebody that used to work or USPS
he told me blacks came in and got everybody that was white fired.
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>>62720249
that's a south problem kek
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>>62720244
she doesn't have to work, she can be taken care of. her motives with that post are political, she wants other people to be scared and worried and upset because she wants to lead a fascist revolution or something
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>>62720244
>>62720248
not Amazon and their EV van fleet?
>>
bwet n chill
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>>62720248
Just send them on horses like the old days.
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>>62720259
>BWETFUCKINGGODS
>>
>>62720257
amazon has been cutting down on the amount of last mile delivery over the past month because its becoming more and more unprofitable to deliver past a certain radius of their hubs because of diesel costs
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>>62720249
>>62720254

the entire government is just browns and women now. and that's a good thing because...
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>>62720212
>>62720206
>>62720243
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>>62720264
so you're just giving up like that eh?
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Inverse coming either tomorrow or Friday. My money is on Friday.
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>>62720265
Based
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>>62719985
>Obey

What are we fucking bongs now? And if your position is weak and the opposition challenges you, of what use could bitching about it be?

>They should've

He should have spent less time insider trading and more time reading from the looks of it. He won, he had all three branches of government and could have done anything with it but chose to be selfish and incompetent, to be an errand boy for other nations, to focus on things that didn't matter and execute them poorly.

When is he going to finally take responsibility for his actions like a man instead of blaming others like a woman?
>>
bro the 10 year passed 5.1 that's insane bro like i don't want to freak the fuck out but like it's sooo fucking over
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>>62720269

>giving up
eh... just build your castle man.

there are less than 10 people in this world I care about the rest can roll around in shit and ask chat gpt how to breathe or whatever
>>
>>62720270
inverse in the sense the market goes up another 4% or inverse in the sense the market is making a bearish divergence and will shart lower?
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>>62720272
>When is he going to finally take responsibility for his actions like a man instead of blaming others like a woman?
He has literally never done this and he isn't about to start now
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I've said it once and I will say it again. You are not bullish enough.
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>>62720277
So from MUU to SOXL it is?
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>>62720277

>we don't know what it is or what it does
>and you cant see it
>and we don't have any proof
>please give us 3 trillion dollars
>also its SO POWERFUL ITS GOING TO KILL ALL HUMANS
>actually we need 5 trillion dollars
>but we need to slow down its so powerful
>>
>>62720277
>we suspect could
>>
All it took was h7ndreds of billions of dollars to do what a PhD would be proud of
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>>62720277
Shiiiiiieet
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>>62720284

PhD student. not a PhD

Also humans did it... it was just Claudes idea to tell them to do it

lmao
>>
>>62720277
>we suspect could
>it's not yet clear
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>>62720286
Ty anon
>>
All I need is a 10% drop in semis. Please God.
>>
>>62720287

>just wanted to remind you guys I'm a PhD btw

loooool

quick give him 3 trillion dollars before the Chinese do it!
>>
>>62720287
>>62720284
>>62720282
>>62720281
I am, overall, and AI skeptic. But you guys are fucking retards if you don't see the writing on the wall.
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>>62720281
>"It can't do this"
>Okay it can but it's too expensive to do"
ad infinitum
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>>62720294

>writing on the wall

what the bond market? yeah its spooky. these niggers are taking out trillions in debt financed at 7%+++ for "work a PhD student would be proud of"
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>>62720297
anthropic is selling bonds?
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>>62720281
This further proves that AI is practically a religion
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>SOXL
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>>62720300

nigger the entire debt market is based on the federal funds rate holy fuck ask Claude to explain it to you
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>>62720153
Forget trendlines, they certainly can't be trusted in times when the market is manipulated. Consider instead that the government has a funding problem and that rate cuts and hikes are both inflationary. They cannot cut spending, cannot cut personnel, they can tax more but entitlements are growing faster than reciepts due to boomers retiring. They refuse likewise to cut military spending and make that even more expensive with continued forever wars.

Besides printing money the only trump card America has to get breathing room is to revalue its gold holdings. Then the debt on the books looks managable relative to assets. It will be widely inflationary and is defacto money printing but with the caveat they could back future bond sales with gold. It's going to go up a lot, whether measured nominally in USD or against other assets many of which will die trying to keep up with inflation.
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>>62720281
sorry wall street this wordsoup gonna fuckup your risk matrix

now which AI to use now to chew that up and re-project that message on x or some shit to whoever understands it the least so I make the most moneys will claude do that or is that not allowed because then it counts as insider
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>>62720302
It is a literal religion to the true believers at openai and anthropic
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>>62720311

I bet they have cocaine sex parties full of weird dysgenic fucks like FTX
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Game studios have made fucking "Ai" in children's games for 35 years
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>>62720324
NIGGER-RAPING TRUTH NUKE
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>>62720317
State mandated weasel pins when?
I need it so bad
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>>62720307

they could just mint that trillion dollar coin they were talking about last crash. maybe a few of them
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Green day tomorrow frens
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>>62720336
Forgot this chart thanks friend
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ok so usa is banning diesel
why aren't stocks up
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>>62720307
it's so fucking over man
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>>62720324
Mario Party AI is legit evil
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AI isn't actually very clever, it's just that academics are really fucking stupid
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>I DID
BUT DO YOU?
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>>62720352
I already bought when it was lower
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>>62720342
that's bearish
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>>62720277
Kek. Nonsense in true PhD fashion.
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>>62720350
It's so funny how AI has buckbroke you luddies so bad that you're now basically saying "sure, AI is smarter than 99.9% of people, but actually 99.99% of people are actually fucking morons so AI isn't that good. Bet you feel pretty fucking stupid now for being bullish on AI, right?"
Just give up already, it's not going away.
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Intelligence is now a commodity.
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>>62720342
admin already said it was 'fake news'
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>>62720353
Under 340 is a steal, no matter what.
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>>62720360
I use AI, I don't have a problem with it. Doesn't change the fact that academics are braindead.
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>>62720352
I have no fundos to slurp with, but my GOOG is still green because I bought way earlier. Knew I should've sold yesterday when I was up 6,6%...
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I don't think there will be a hard crash anytime soon unless they change the trading rules. There is some weird shit going on. Going to keep buying.
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>>62720366

when I graduated a chick was getting a PhD on the hunger games books and how it impacts young women
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>>62720360
>Just give up already, it's not going away.
even if the AI industry somehow collapses
local AI models which are only ~6 months behind the frontier models will always exist
genai will always exist
its pretty much over unless u time travel
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I'm buying google calls tomorrow, maybe GGLL
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>>62720376
I'm mostly fine with a local model run off of a few 5090s in my company's server room
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>>62720360
the world wide web "isn't going away" either, but how's your netscape stock these days?
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>>62720212
where is the aussie abbo version sniffing petrol and sleeping in the road?
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>>62720360
>>62720366
I had a hunch we wern't a luddie
I'd just like to take an opportunity to point out the way of thinking:
"x is going to destroy humanity"
tends to go hand-in-hand with the fantastical thinking:
"I have x and am now master of x, there is no living soul better. Next, I will destroy humanity"
therefore that person's line of thinking is shitty. Anti-Growth. Thus self destructive and always loses against the thinker who dont think this general way: "things only get worse". that's my personal opinion only on my own personal observations of actual human thinking if anyone cares or thinks it has value
you can plug in "AI" for "x" (math exercize)
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>>62720342
>ok so usa is banning diesel
you actually listen to what Trump says, and then think it actually means anything? Have you not learned anything the last two years?
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>>62720384
i need a local model that can run off a 1070TI
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>>62720329
It fails to have the same effect because the government cannot sell those coins and get a trillion dollars. Backing the debt with gold works because gold is liquid and the government can and in fact may be forced to settle debts to creditors with gold, it can trade gold for oil or other commodities. This is attractive to certain trading partners that lost their ass in treasuries in the past and is the only thing America has that may satisfy many of them. I don't know how many BTC the government owns, if its a significant amount it would be the second best thing but would fail to be as effective to continue trade with China for starters. That being said once gold goes up you'll see many assets spike similarly to include BTC and some other crypto, most of the equity market, and commodities will track gold when prices in USD are to be sought. Golds participation in global markets allows this to occur in a way that printing and a non liquid coin could not. Because nations already have gold, can buy and sell things with them and avoid any inflationary concerns one may have with fiat settlement.

China angled for this end in settling up facilities to settle trade in gold all around the globe; the platinum coin lacks this network effect and fails to show a national understanding of the changing dynamic America is in. It allows RMB to raise against gold and have greater control in the markets. It's a concession of reserve currency status as it and an indicator America will, under threat of further irrelevance, give greater value in trade going forward rather than simply inflating their concerns away and leaving the consequences of that to creditors.
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>>62720392
>i need a local model that can run off a 1070TI
You're better off finding your local car dealerships website and asking the AI chatbot coding questions at that point.
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>>62720392
Anon i have bad news
Based card tho
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Isn't it hilarious? Broke wags like me are just gambling on stocks to hedge against hyper-inflation, while /smg/ is busy bloviating about humanity and the "future of the working class." Since when does /smg/ represent actual wags?
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We need Epsteinposter back. It seems too many people here are dealing in the real world.
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>JUST IN: US Treasury to buy back up to $6 billion in longer-term debt tomorrow.
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>>62720402
That's hours old news doe
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I want to be up 20% more by the end of the year and I will accept nothing less
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>>62720406
Well that's certainly doable if you know what you're doing
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>>62720401
Nigga I've been here this whole time dabbing on the luddies.
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>>62720407
I'm up 40% in the last two months already
(but down 3% in the last two months and 1 week
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>>62720411
Good on ya
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Just jerked it to some WMAF porn, now I can continue reading finance news.

Does anyone have a Bloomberg subscription? Is that shit worth it?
>>62720409
I kneel Epstein-Sama. The goyim are still not aware.
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>>62720392
You're SOL unless you've got a 3080+. Kino card though, I'm still using a GTX 1080.
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8% 5Y bonds when
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>>62720415
biz is the only place I trust with news since it gives a sentiment on how typical goyim feel about the market
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>>62720401
the real world is financially raping me at the moment, i'm not even a minor wtf
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>>62720415
What about AMWF?
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>>62720096
When Trump realizes who Rudolf Diesel was, he not rest until his own name is given to a new grade of fuel, sold at every station.
It will be called TRUMP fuel and priced at 9,99$ per gallon forever.
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>>62720402

cool I'll sell my bonds I bought today for 2% gain tomorrow. thnx for the stimulus bussy.

>us treasury bonds are more volatile than shitcoins
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>>62720402
Didn't market already respond negatively to that number?
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Theoretical for you guys since I was thinking about Monday and the giga pump, let's use spy for example.

If you bought a single deep otm spy call, like, 705, and spy hit 710, would it be more profitable to hold onto the single contract, or sell the contract for a profit, then use the profit to buy more itm contracts?
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>>62720437
Shouls have said bought a deep otm call as if you bought when spy was at something like 695
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>>62720422
Valid logic.
>>62720430
Gotta be AF my negro.
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when engaging in a conversation with another person, you don't know if you have that person's respect or not right away. you may find that out by guessing or experimenting or whatever.

if having that person's respect to you is unimportant, you are Santa. Santa always affords you this: he respects you first. He shows his cards early. you can take that and run, you can ask him for stuff, you can talk, you can give back, you can do what you like. Did he do it for free?

Who would take a risk to just be Santa?
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>>62720226
Ok I have seen to many unbelievable Trump posts today, now I'm gonna check on his site... WTF, it's true!
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>>62720443
I would be Santa
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>>62720343
Relax, it is going to be rough but you can protect yourself and hedge against the consequences. Self custodial assets, some cash to hedge against a blacker swan; short term insanity, volatility and your bank telling you to get fucked; some equities that are going to survive regardless like energy and commodities, arms manufacturers if the price is right.

Further than this America has the raw pieces to rebuild after restructuring; a decent population some of them competent, energy reserves, means to expand electrical generation and farmland. We just need to get through the transition, engage in diplomacy, fix our books and start building things which will ingnite a growing economy comparable in nature and scale to the post WW2 boom. The effects we need to mitigate are similar and positives will be as well. Just don't die and stay in front of the herd; many will be trampled but it doesn't have to be you. Get/stay employed, get a bomb proof job if you don't already and learn nation building skills.
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>>62720453

in the future mots people wont even know how to read
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>>62720305
Retard
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>>62720431
Eventually that would be a good price
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>first target of the war bomb a school and kill 120 kids

we don't have many missiles we gotta make sure they count
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MUH LUDDITIES
(You) have to go back
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>>62720479
AI helped pick it as a target btw
(from an old dataset that hadn't been updated to show it was a school now)
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im thinking about taking a nap, how long should i nap for smiggas
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Reminder,,,,,if you cant make it in America you are a giant fucking loser and should stfu
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Niggers are against AI but can't spell "luddites", call that bitch a fake intelligence ayo.
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>>62720482
You missed out on investing in the 4th industrial revolution because reddit convinced you AI was bad. That's okay. You were dumb. You were foolish. You lost considerable opportunity cost by sidelining yourself. But now's the time to step back and think about it and ask yourself what being a foolish luddite has gotten you? Because it's certainly not money lmao.
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>>62720459
I intend to beat it into Zoomers and alpha by dangling hunger, homelessness and fear in front of them as the alternative to results. I've successfully done it before with zoomers and I'll do it again. There's a million or more college grads out in the cold doing fuck all or doing menial or retail work having been betrayed by their nation. 80/20 rule is eternal we just need to find the 1 in 5 worth a damn and get them jobs that matter. The useless will be discarded as we enter a period of terror and starvation; these to me remain the most powerful motivators against decadence and decline. Those who wish to consume at the expense of others will fall away, if they get rowdy they'll get cut down manually.
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>>62720493
>>62720495
>immediately assumes i'm against AI
case closed. stop using the reddit term faggots. also maybe i was thinking about tiddies, ever thought about that?
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>>62720491

Santa rally starts in November usually. October will probably be a nigger Holocaust they blame on "Bidens Ukraine gas prices" or whatever cope
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>if I had just put 10k per year earmarked into something I thought would pop off massively and took profits at the 500%, 1000% or 2000% marks and then rotated profits into safer slower growth like TQQQ I would already be a millionaire
fuck

>>62720502
YEAH
CANNIBALIZE PEOPLE
THE DELICIOUS PEOPLE
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Er, it's called super intelligence now
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>>62720479
>>62720489
this is old news
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>>62720489
Yeah it wasn't AI that picked a school at all. Humans failed to update their database that ai used.
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if you held MCD for 5 years you're red now
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>>62720502
its more like the top 20 are in permanent alliance with the bottom 20 so that the middle 60 get pozzed
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Bought some MUU, SNXX, and SOXL today.
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>>62720522
The Market for shitty hamburgers is smaller when they cost 3x as much
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>>62720513
>GENERATIVE AI
>AGENTIC AI
>TOKEN BARRELS
>AI HALLUCINATIONS
>RETRIEVAL-AUGMENTED GENERATION
>GENERATIVE ENGINE OPTIMIZATION
>SINGULARITY
>MACHINE LEARNING
>NEURAL NETWORKS
>LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL
>HYPER SCALERS
>MULTIMODAL AI
>SEMANTIC SEARCH
>SYNTHETIC DATA
>AUTOMATED MACHINE LEARNING
>FEDERATED LEARNING
>QUANTUM AI
>AI ORCHESTRATION
>VECTOR DATABASES
>AUTONOMOUS AI AGENTS
>PROMPT INJECTION
>AI GOVERNANCE
>AI CARBON FOOTPRINT

what's your favorite buzzword?
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CLAP AND SING ALONG:
HIKING CYCLE!
> HIKING CYCLE!
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>>62720526
Based
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>>62720522
>uuuhh, a numba 9 a numba 9
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>>62720526
Might as well have just bought MUU
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>>62720529
>INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
my favorite retro one
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>>62720517
What's sad is that the school was on google maps and had a website. They literally could have opened google maps on a phone, entered the coordinates and location and seen the school.
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>>62720437
>>62720439
Frens?
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>>62720339
Here, have the full one
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>>62720537
>>62720517
Why are you bots still talking about a months old occurrence
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>>62720536

if we are going to use old buzzwords I'm going to have to circle back to you later
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>>62720543
cuz yesterday the dod blamed it on ai since they knew iran was gonna call them out on it at the un today
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>>62720526
I'd wait until at least after the kospi dump
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>>62720548
they blamed it on ai months ago too bot again, qui bono why are you being paid to talk about it again now months later?
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>>62720543

>for the first time in history a speech was given at the UN by a leader at war with the United States
>dude went on stage with photo album of dead children pictures and called US the lapdog of Israeli terrorists

maybe because it happened today
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short the fuck out of tyson foods right now, they're going around picking up illegals at their processing sites (literally right now as in today) and were already suffering with meeting contract deadlines before.... t knower
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>>62720552
But they were cooperating with ICE for months already
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I got raped
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>>62720513
shit was embarrassing. even he kinda walked it back live.
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I hope stocks go up tomorrow
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>>62720551
tamper down that botrage and just tell me who is paying you to bring this old news up again months after the fact
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>>62720559

its the current news and Bussent is paying me tomorrow when he buys my bonds
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>>62720535
MU earnings are next week and SNDK is in November and they just broke 1800 resistance and are currently retesting it as support.
>>62720549
I saved 30k for KORU to test the 20-19 range if it actually does dip below 7k this week.
The overall trend is dump after 7k but it's higher lows every time.
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>>62720537
You sound like humans never make mistakes.
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Make new
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>>62720566
>>62720537

when I was in the army they banned tide pods because soldiers were eating them during the "tide pods challenge"
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Invested in some California rolls.
>You may think this picture is related to this post, but it is not. It is unrelated to the content of this post.
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>>62720558
Is that Eva Mendes
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>>62720572
For me it's the third from the left
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>>62720559
>saar do not redeem the news
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I’m becoming a bear again. Hate when that happens! Too bad I’m in too deep so I can’t even pull out and buy some future dip. Guess I’m just a bear going down with the ship
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>>62720574
Cindy Crawford
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>>62720580
>>62720580
>>62720580
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>>62720537
What's stupid is anyone claiming we intentionally targeted a school. Like we're going to waste resources going after a negative value non military target. People are so biased, clueless and dumb that idk why they think they should even have an opinion. How do they not realize by now that they're completely retarded and everything they think is wrong yet they keep coming back with a fresh opinion like this time it will be different. No, they'll still invariably reach the same illogical conclusion.
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>>62720572
>posting unrelated picture to content of comments
>picrel
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>>62720552
>hire illegals
>before payday call ice on them
Bullish



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