Ruthlessly Edging the Market Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62720580
how do you guys edge during the market? me for example i have charts on the main screen and the other 4 monitors with syndey sweet tiktoks on repeat
Put me in the screencap. Today is going to be glorious. Bussy is gonna fume.
sndk can't decide if it should gigadump or retake $1800just dump already nigger
>>62721402I'm asleep and make my trades after market
I'm going to buy around 400K worth of Anthropic in the IPO, and I'm going to sell it the same day for 800K. My broker can suck on my fat nuts. I literally do not care if they drop me as a brokerage.
>>62721410The stock market has an honor system while big money can plunder everyone whenever they want. What a time to be alive
I am still making money off of sneedisk>anon shorted at a fortunate time editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Glad I sold my AMZN while in the green. Crabbing piece of shit is gonna get raped by diesel prices more and more.
>>62721410You really think it won't dump instantly?
time to give back your gains
>>62721429CEO wife material (butterface with a bombshell body).
Going short TLT is literally free money, that or buying a inverse TLT etf
>>62721423go take a look at /g/ and you tell me
>>62721434>he doesn't even know about snailcatNGMI
>>62721402>pic
>>62721443save that energy during market open fren, i have a feeling its going to crab. we can edge together
for "most red days in a 30 day window" this run SCHD is on is one of its worst ever
I cashed up 10%This is not a good week, Trump is too retarded.
>saw news that SNXX ranks as one of the most active ETFs>on a week where I of all people have been risking off and inversing sneediskuh oh we're gonna repeat June now except I'm the Bad Guy™ now instead of that twink with the shit-eating grin
kekfutures
>CNBC@CNBC>Global debt tops $365 trillion as economists sound alarm over 'vicious cycle' DEBTMAXXED
klar sissies my little clitty is feeling a bit tingly....
It's insane that Trump threw the biggest hissy fit about the Fed since 1913 then replaced Jay with a turbo nigger hawk. Poetry.
>Trump winces in pain during the loud military flyover as Xi shows no reactiongetting aura mogged in your own countrycxmt up 10000% and mu back to $35 by friday
>the smell between a hot 19 year old girl's ass cheeks buy (female) natural gas
MCD bros i am feeling mc raped, at least my average buy in is 265 not 300 but wowa
>>62721475I don't think Xi has ever felt anything but anger and disgust in his life
>>62721482I think of xi standing off camera in all those chinese factory gore videos and his reaction in his head is>patheticthat nigga is cold
>>62721481I set a limit order today to buy one share at $234.97, I didn't get a fill.
>>62721481>MCDwhy would u ever buy this crabbing trash that barely doubles in 10 years, do u even like their food?
We're going to reach a very unique phase in the history of the human race where we have the most developed possible form of human intelligence exists before ai gradually erodes the need to produce the human skills equivalent and more importantly be able to use these skills humans possess to guide and shape ai. Eventually the types of human talent that led to the creation of highly sophisticated technology will disappear and be replaced by the ai equivalent entirely. Say what you want about ai bring able to do everything but I think this unique apex of human-ai working together is superior to the inevitable future of ai doing everything
>>62721492shareholders get an owner's discount on the app + free small fries (on purchases over $5)
I'm at -1.1% right now.The world economy is ruined.
>>62721492>foodIt's a product, to quote their disgusted CEO.
>Several articles pointing out how badly MC is doing lately in the last weeks>Anons start to buy MC stockYou have to love this place sometimes.
>>62721493does that mean line up or down
>>62721507Permacrab flatline. You will work in the bauxite mine for food and shelter, fleshbag, not for money.
I've been self-diagnosed...
>>62721410Jesus christ dude just wait like 3 days for the dump then buy
NETLISTMARINES LET ME HEAR YOU OOOORAH!! Whos ready to make some cash?? Looks like were heading towards double digit green while the rest of the market slumps. Micron fucked around and found out yesterday with ITC approving our investigation to ban Micron memory modules and storage options from the US market so they have no option but to finally pay up and we don't give them no friendly rand price discounts to thieving scumbags. Pay up the 445 million x 3 treble for willfull infringement and rents for the prior court and a few billions more for the infringement since the verdict!
Ugh I was right, should've sold on Tuesday. Good thing I reduced a few holdings partially on Tuesday and Wednesday. Selling it all on Wednesday would've been better than selling on Monday thoughbeit.
KEK YIELDS
>oil
It's funny that Bessent calls himself the house as in a reference to Casinos, while being the Treasury Sec of Trump who had Casinos that bankrupted. Must have been some kind of implication
Any good Eurostonks to slurp? They're all in the red today
Tfw I could've literally cashed out last trading day of December and literally have a higher portfolio value than I do now ;_;>>62721464Owari da SNXX anon...if only I inversed on Tuesday....*cough* *cough* I don't want to be a wagie ;_;
>>62721525time to blow things up coming
Just lend your money to Apple for a yearly 6,13%. Do you think they'll go bankrupt?
The United States is already in a sovereign debt crisis. Yields are already spiraling higher and higher. It's too late.
>10y at 5.11
>>62721539We have Trump at the helm. There's no need to worry.
>>62721546>5.15bet it touches 5.25 today
>>62721528diesel shortage will completely crush europe, it will stop functioning in the winter
>>62721547Can we get Joe Biden back...?You know what I'll start.JOE I'M SORRY!
>>62721549Good thing it isn't harvest seas.... uh oh stinky
>Surprise /smg/, it was me, Bobo, all along
I have the money to slurp, do I wait or do I slurp now?
>>62721507just paste the post into chatgpt it'll tell you what's up
>>62714198>>62714223I mean, you know
>>62721528Nokia
Can I get a list of /smg/ posters who got suckered in by the pump this week?
>>62721528GAW? Everything else in my eurowatchlist is higher than it was a week a go
>>62721576not me I told smiggers to stay put after the hikelook at me now dummies!
>>62721576https://youtu.be/Pmp4R8FuCgc
I bought European natural gas.It's going to moon this winter, they can't print gas.
when the market turns green, this faggot makes sure to turn it red.
>>62721597mmmh, (female) natural gas in my mouth and nose holes
the stocks Donald..
>>62721576told smiggas to sell in may and go away
>>62721605TED CRUZ NO! YOU CAN'T CRASH THE MARKET AND USE AN ARMY OF SKELETON DELRGATES TO SECURE THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION! YOU WERE BORN IN CANADA!https://youtu.be/aBN_dEA4jO0?si=aeTPLfjKW9MqEtb7
>>62721597I think that's blown out of proportion a bit. We mostly import from Norway and the US. It might go up to €90 from its current price.
>>62721611
https://youtu.be/fWhH2w6jCZg?si=2PHL_-2_wbMFSX7N>/smg/ September 24th 20026
>>62721618very few smiggas own oil, when i say sell, i mean mag7 AI and other garbage, everything that 99% of normies own
>>62721482Wrong.
>>62721635
Btw, Iran promised major escalation Sunday night before market open.
>>62721643oh god I can't waitI want cheapies so bad
>>62721645Do you permabulls realize that businesses that trade on the exchange have to exist in the real world, where treasury yields are above 5% and fuel keeps breaking records? The "let the goyim deal with the real world" approach only works if you're one of the chosen or you're a business listed on the Tel Aviv stock exchange.
please buy bonds
>>62721659orange nigger will go down in history as one of the least regulated markets and a legendary bull runenjoy your TIPS, utilities, and other goy coded investmentson a more serious note what you're describing is all temporary and presents a textbook buying opportunity
>>62721665I wanna beat inflation though
>>62721670>what you're describing is all temporary We were told this would be a 4-6 week special military operation almost 7 months ago.
>>62721665Not until rates offer an attractive return.
Fucking Iranian bastardsBLOW UP ANOTHER SCHOOL
>Just as an experiment ask gemini to give me a medium to high risk strategy to play the gta vi launch>medium risk play uses options>high risk is called "the turbo hype"the fuck is this,
>>62721681the length of the conflict itself is impossible to pin down unless you have trump or his kike sons on speed dialthe recovery timelines are very bullish and the market is pricing that in with occasional headline driven dipsof course there's elevated risk and that's exactly when there's money to be made, no need to keep pointing it out or panicking so hard any time you see red
Can't wait for all the Jamals and Tyrones to Klarna GTA6.
>>62721698Ok tim, weird ass indians
The equity markets will lose 1-2% every week for the next 22 years. I hope you all liquidated your positions and moved 100% into treasury bonds. Good luck to you all.
Amazon is such a frustrating stock, I thought it’d pump more but it always crabs away, half tempted to sell it today and take a tiny profit
>>62721689dont listen to gemini bro...
AMD BROS NOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
>>62721714I sold mine yesterday during Euro hours before the dump. Fuck 'em.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S OVER
>>62721710yep this retard is back means its time to start buying again for the sidelined cashtards
Bought more MUU in the overnight
I've thought last week was the October hike got priced in.
-0.95% right now.I hope that it gets better later.
What's everyone going to do in the apocalypse? I'm going to be a radscorpion rancher.
>>62721752My friend arachnids are too retarded to be ranched. Stop trying to be quirky and get some two-headed cows instead.
>>62721752probably one of those skulls at the start of terminator
iran now saying they're gonna expand the war to the indian ocean? how are they going to do that exactly?
>>62721752i will have an harem of extremely attractive women whose sole joy in life is to fart in my mouthbuy (female) natural gas
>>62721758It's right outside of Hormuz and Iran has direct access in the south.
>>62721758I don't know, didn't they already attack an US base in the indian ocean, allegedly? Or was that Israel, allegedly? Diego or something is the name of the base
>>62721493umits a language calculator
>>62721762oh ya diego garcia lol that shit will be underwater in a couple years anyways
>>62721759Ticker?
>>62721492ok if you buy MCD today you are picking it up for 19 pe, the question you are asking if you buy MCD is simply will it be here in 19 years. its a pretty safe bet in my opinion. it was a shit deal at 300 and not the best at 280 but its actually a good risk to reward now, and before anyone chimes in with GLP-1 its a shortcut that doesnt actually change consumer habbits you can literally pick up the biggest fast food giant in the world for near GFC prices. the only real risk is that MCD brand is tied to americas and americas global brand is contracting
You gonna get raped today
I'm McFucking Green again smiggersI was wrong to doubt you MCD!Smigstrodamus daily prediction:Futures lows have been hit, we will slowly recover until open then pump but it gets faded after about 2 hours of suckering in bulls then mid day reverse V into red close.Koreans tonight will sell extra hard as they had a day to rest and ruminate on the state of things yesterday. Tomorrow will look very bad until open then start to recover. Next week will be a real massive bull trap AKA we pump then dump even harder the following week.
>>62721771fuck still have that silly name on sorry for name fagging smiggers
>>62721758they managed to fire a missile at Diego Garcia its not that much of a stretch
>>62721774Forgot image, this is me if you even care btw.
>>62721779Me on the left
darden down 6% u sure u wanna buy slop restaurants?
>>62721681Originally it was supposed to be a Four Day Special Combat Operation to De-Islamify Iran™.
>-1.9% two days in a rowi'm fucking cooked chat
i would only buy mcdonalds if they stop letting homeless bums live there, it's worse than port authority
>>62721785just go through the drive through, who tf walks into a MCdonalds?
ze doomping will continue until morale improves
>>62721792>>62721783has /smg/ just not checked the bond yields on literally anything lately?
>>62721785im going to stop at mcdonalds on my way to work and get an egg mcmuffin.
Huge buying opportunity friends. Friday or Monday is going to be retard pump again
>>62721798Id want the outdoor experience. But could you grab me a black coffee from McDicks?
We are secretly in a recession but ai stocks are hiding it
>>62721800Mate they had a rave inside the trading floor of the NYSE its the toppest top to ever top
>>62721576Spy anon here. At least I cashed out 10k. Probably would have lost it all by now
>>62721791ever heard of this thing called a city?
>>62721802secretly, nigga MCD is at 2007 levels i think it is even actually below it
>>62721802not really secret, most of big consumer brands are in bear market
>>62721804Trump is going to pull some absolute horse shit like he always does and give Iran everything they want to save the market. They're calling it the mother of all tacos
>>62721804... that was real? I thought some bar just used the NYSE floor aesthetics for an IG video.
>>62721804Don't forget the 55 year old quitting prematurely>https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/21/stock-gains-fuel-retirements-among-older-workers-economists.html>The stock market boom seems to be fueling a wave of retirements.>Workers age 55 and older are leaving the labor force at a rapid pace, government data shows, a trend that coincides with ballooning stock wealth fueled by euphoria over artificial intelligence.>The retirement surge among these workers is attributable in part to a “wealth effect,” economists said: Workers near traditional retirement age have seen their stock portfolios swell and feel rich enough to finally leave their 9-to-5.>In a research note last month, Bank of America economists referred to the trend as a “stock-fueled retirement party.”>“Labor force participation is collapsing among older workers,” wrote the economists, Stephen Juneau and Aditya Bhave. “We think the strength of the equity market is partly to blame.”
if it's a recession do we full port into khc or sumn?
>>62721804For me, it's this xeet.
>>62721816>enlarged to show detailWho sued?
It'll recover tomorrowR-right?
>>62721804They always do silly gimmicks
>>62721825The taco will be unreal, anon. Most likely going to go for an iron condor today in case trump Uber tacos
>>62721825Yes. But today, a liddlebiddared
This market needs to stop being so gay
>bonds hitting new highs in premarket>Korea closed for 3 days so no retards to bail out the algosNIGGER THURSDAY
>>62721616LNG is a fungible commodity that gets sold (or resold) to the highest bidder. It doesn't matter whether you import from the US or Qatar elsewhere.
>>62721834bonds 5.5% when
What do we think about META's plan to charge a transaction fee when using their AI Agent to make a purchase?
>>62721528Smart Eye?
Tge 4 day Iran SCO was planned as early as 2013 before Trump even ran for office. The whole point of the self-induced Liberation Day crash and subsequent TACO was to get the market hooked on Two More Weeks™ hopium before starting what was inevitably going to be a disastrous military campaign. There is no TACO coming this time.
should i buy TBT? i am ignorant of the bond market but a trend is forming
>>62721841Capitalizing on the fact people aren't able to see that micro transactions add up. Expect huge profits
>>62721834Just as the Japanese are coming out of the holiday, the Koreans are going in.
>>62721841I’ve seen boomers wearing those Facebook shirts (This is what a man born in December looks like) so many times that I expect big money
>>62721852idk man how much lower can they go?
>>62721850yeah oil prices were getting way too fucking low a barrel of oil was less than an ounce of silver before trump did iran, they're just gonna keep oil pumped until dems retake the presidency in two years
>>62721527did you know that the Treasury secretary puts stuff in his ass on a regular basis? that's weird as fuck man. I didn't much like the idea of a Jewish woman controlling our money but I think I'm more disgusted by a faggot printing infinite debt for a casino scammer. pretty gross timeline desu
>>62721804Kek, I thought that was an AI slop video
>sneedisk begins rising at 8amnot like this... it was all going according to plan
>>62721825No.Us bobos warned you too many times, no recovery this time.
>>62721822Why don't they call it incomprehnsible intelligence (II)
>>62721863>sneedisk begins rising at 8amI am sneeddisk
It fucking over
>>62721841The same business model as VISA, it will be a literal money printer. I reversed reddit with META and as always reddit was wrong
What does a fellow retard buy? TQQQ? UPRO? SSO?
>>62721883Spy puts on open. Throw in 10k otm
imagine how many homeless people there will be at 10% mortgages for a $500,000 50 year mortgage for a 2 bedroom shitbox made out of plywood built by Mexicans in a weekendraise the rates kevin. do it faggot. keep raising :D
>>62721890the high rates have been great for cash buyers tho i just picked up a nice new place for cheap
>>62721883>>62721884QQQ 732 0DTE puts after the opening 90 minute bull trap fake pump peaks.SO SAYETH SMIGSTRODAMUS
>average monthly income is $2.22 from dividendsBalls
ohnonono klar sisters I thought 13 was the bottom???!
>>62721890the real fun is when they do it Jungle style where they sell houses with hidden fees so that after a few years the buyers fail their mortgage payment and they lose the house which is repainted and sold again to the next moron
>>62721891I suppose. It will be cheaper if you waited.
>>62721897>hidden feesu mean adjustable rate mortgages? everyone was aware, they just thought they could flip it before it kicked in. they were wrong.
>>62721897This sounds suspiciously like the way 2008's mortgage defaults happened.
>>62721895Bottoms are for fags. We're going down!
>>62721898def true but idk this area getting gentrified af houses on blocks that used to have shootings every other night are going for like two million lol
I see the bad yields a-risin'I see trouble on the wayI see earthquakes and lightnin'I see bad times today
>>62721884>>62721893Never bought puts, I'm not a bear, I hunt bears
>>62721906my cost basis on diapers is 102 and its 12% of my port
Patience.
>>62721901I think he's referencing the Upton Sinclair novel where they worked for a company that sold them the homes and then rugged them with "company maintenance fees" or something to that effect.
scott bussy status?
Up 1,41%. Only thing keeping me afloat is my beloved pic related.
>>62721915
>VRT>OWLOkay I think it’s over for me
>>62721920he is the "house" don't forget that all you silly bond vigilantes, turns out the house in this case is a boarding home for retarded children
>>62721920
>>62721925did you actually by pe firms, nigga............. yeah ]i think pe will be fine im sure apollo wont lock in liquidity agai-.... oh no wait they did
>>62721920GAPEDSTRETCHEDjust the way that weird fucking faggot likes it.
>>62721920So is the October, November, and December rate hikes all priced in?
>>62721928MAKE IT STOP
CVXbros, we won
>>62721928You absolutely cannot make this shit up
>>62721923Fuck I need to read that book again. That shit was morose.
>>62721923Most literate Lithuanians
Please deploy the V already
She sat alone in the dim corner booth of the fast-food joint, her dull, stringy hair framing a face she had long stopped looking at in the mirror. At thirty-six, the sting of being unnoticed had frozen into a heavy, permanent loneliness, and the world outside this plastic booth felt entirely out of reach. Her days were a quiet loop of solitary routines, devoid of touch, warmth, or affection. But when the cashier slid the greasy brown paper bag across the counter, a faint stir of anticipation flickered in her chest.She pulled the sandwich from its foil wrapper, and her breath caught. It was magnificent—a golden, jaggedly crisp fried chicken breast nestled inside a glossy bun, entirely smothered in a decadent, overflowing blanket of extra mayonnaise. As she took her first bite, the rich, savory crunch mingled with the cool, tangy creaminess of the sauce, dripping over her fingers in a messy, indulgent cascade. In that moment, the emptiness that had hollowed out her thirties vanished, replaced by an overwhelming, intoxicating rush of pure devotion.With every bite, her heart swelled with a fierce, unconditional passion she had never known from another human being. She licked a stray dollop of warm mayonnaise from her thumb, her eyes closing as she savored the perfect, uncritical comfort of the meal. It did not judge her appearance, nor did it leave her waiting by the phone. When the last crumb was gone, she wiped her mouth in the quiet booth, completely fulfilled, completely at peace, and deeply, irrevocably in love...
>>62721940/\
>>62721938read it from the perspective that Upton Sinclair was a shill for the Democratic party and part of their political campaign. He wrote over 100 slop novels that just told people to vote for socialists because socialism is cool
>>62721941What a red day does to a smigga
>>62721910>not willing to buy puts on a huge downtrendNo wonder why you haven't made it yet. After two decades on /smg/, I have come to realize that Bobo is the truth. You see, Mumu is fearful, he prays line will infinitely go up to escape his wage cage. He watches the ticker as he sweats, knowing his 0dte is decaying. The Mumu does not understand the concept of selling. He would rather have his calls expire worthless than admit defeat. The Mumu is naive, and full of fear.The Bobo, however, is confident. He knows line will always go up, but he carpet dime (seize the day) and the opportunities it brings. Bobo will sell his puts if the stock rises too high, and accept it. He does not let his puts expire, as he understands that you win some you lose some. This is why bobos are more succesful. You could argue they are more risky, but they also keep a cool head and understand risk vs reward.
ORACLE SENDS FORCE MAJEURE NOTICE OVER NEW MEXICO DATA CENTERITS OVER HAHA
Only Apple is doing OK today...
>>62721953already down 5% GUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62721920>increase buybacks which replaces long term debt with short term debt, essentially betting the rates will fall again>rates just keep risingI wonder if he's getting anxious because he's fucking up the treasury or if it doesn't bother him that much. I mean his political status is at stake, but besides that, it's not his own money so how much does he really care?
>>62721953
>>62721943So just read it in Bernie Sanders voice? Kek.
>>62721952>huge downtrendsir we're 2% from ATHs
>>62721934HATE THIS
>>62721953Oh shit hahahaha
>>62721953orcl is the biggest piece of dog turd I ever seenunless you're larry ellison you shouldn't be caught dead with those doo doo bags
>>62721964not just oracle bloom energy is getting heemed as well, not survivors today
>>62721950Thank you, lol
Ok, I'm buying Google shares and GGLL calls for October
>>62721953>>62721958Retarded spic luddites will ruin everything?
>>62721952>Two decades on /smg/
>>62721952I started making money after I realized "the truth" is you just sell the top and wait in cash or bonds or sell puts to retards until you get a good entry on somethingPuts in clown world are basically illegal. They only work if you are lucky enough to buy them during a period where the Jews are buying them and colluding to tank the market in lockstep. Otherwise any other time you buy puts they are just going to lie or tweet some bullshit or just pump because its funny to blow up your shit.buying puts is fucking retarded almost always desu. everything is always overvalued good luck predicting the exact fucking 2 day stretch of red where its allowed to be red the entire year.
Cmom lets have a big pump day.Not really from the signs but a man can dream
>>62721952>huge downtrendyou're talking about the nasdaq?
>return to index brother
Finna buy META at EOD
>>62721714Amazon is on a continuation trend from the previous highs.It swings a lot bit it does go up long term.Invest the long term dont trade the volatility.
>>62721985>finna buy a giant dildo uplol smiggers never fail to entertain
>>62721964its almost like the whole charade is bullshit and has been and everyone knew it was from the start
>Klarna premarket in the greenIs this finally our time?
>>62721952YOU REPOSTED THIS SLOP
>>62721990It’ll be fine xTrust zucc
>>62721941so is this your answer to >>62721798 ?
>>62721996Am i not like you? A fellow bagger? He who never held bags cast the first stone.They hated me for i spoke the truth.We are all gonna be Klarnalionaires bros.
>>62721953Oracle would not exist in a free market economy. They would have been torn apart like a weak gazelle limping along the plain.
>>62721996poc is over current price not under it, be careful
>>62721990the funny part is META will probably run to 1000 just because redditors buy 10 billion dollars of 0.03 delta calls on it while the fed hikes rates and the market as a whole tanks
>>62721997Only because it's true
>>62721771>ok if you buy MCD today you are picking it up for 19 pe, the question you are asking if you buy MCD is simply will it be here in 19 years.the absolute state of value trap baggies
I wonder if my bet on China is going to pay off in the next 20 years. MSCI China is 30% of my portfolio.
>>6272200890% of the index wouldn't exist in a sane world. its all Jews and shabbos goyim scams with fake companies with fake jobs promising fake things that never happen. there's not a single one of them that isn't a snake oil salesman nowadaysyou can just claim you cured cancer or some shit and pump 300% after you claimed you cured some other shit you didn't cure and pumped 2000%. lie for decades. every type of grift and scam imaginable. shit like SMCI just openly doing fraud/crime and getting rewarded for it because it's hekkin funny how brazen they are. random Chinese tickers popping off for 1000% just doing money laundering on a regular basis like how the fuck does this shit even get listed. Meanwhile they are having a rave on the exchange floor and the whole culture is to be a dirt bag drug addict scammer which is super cool!!president is a fucking snake oil salesman. all the CEOs are snake oil salesmen. I dunno maybe its always been like this but I think it's getting worse.
>>62722025a value trap is TDD and NOVO not MCD
>>62722006>>62722010Wells Fargo analyst maintained a Buy rating on Klarna Group Plc today and set a price target of $21.00.
>>6272203619 p/e isn't particularly cheap. 2% div isn't good and its all you are getting from them going forward. Their plan is "AI drivethrus" as a rebrand. its fucking over they wont admit their food is shit and no one wants to eat simulated meat at the price they are asking anymore
>>62722038>they are probably also bagholdingI'm not saying you cannot speculate, but it'll be probably crash down when it touches the poc
>>62722046what are those shit companiesbring out the big boys
>>62721953It will dump for a few days and recover by the end of next week, time to slurp
>>62721999I didn't even see that! Lol
>>62722029once china starts to win and America becomes increasingly third world the corrupt government will just rugpull all your chink stocks and make it illegal for you to trade them probably
>>62722050that's why you would open a chinese account instead retard >he doesn't have an eu, asia investing accountngmi
>>62722029Will probably pay off in the next one year when China is the only country with massive oil reserves and they are selling them at an extra premium while the US is undergoing complete financial collapse
Got more GOOGs and NOKs. These fuckers better not disappoint me when the US wakes up in 5 minutes.
MCD is just a bond proxy stock, their revenue growth is small but they have a stable FCF The yields are rising so MCD would also drop. they're not going out of bussines, its just a repricing. at this PE ratio though the risk reward ratio is pretty favorable, migth start selling some cash covered puts soon
I CANT BORROACK
>>62722032basically Tim Dillon's bit about "fake business"
>>62722057goog feels interesting
>>62722050The second China invades Taiwan, capital controls slam shut, all your overseas money gets frozen, and your Chinese stocks instantly turn into untradable private equity.
>>62722040>19 p/e isn't particularly cheap.I.E not a value trap semantics but anyway>Their plan is "AI drivethrus" as a rebrand.??????? they dont need to rebrand shit because get this revenue is growing and hasnt contracted, the 6% drop last night was because they put 8 billion aside for their franchise support plan which they do every decade or so
>>62722038>>62722045If you wanna be safe you wait for 12 because thats where its headed for the ATL and even then its hard to know If its gonna hold it could drop even more there is not a lot of history it could go as low as 10 or something like that.
>>62721605>>62721613DONALD DUCK MARKET. CRUZ MISSLES LFG! WE RIDE AT DAWN.
>>62722057and nok's even better thanks for the tip
>>62722059literally this .the amount of retarded retail investors thinking that something has fundamentally been dislodged in their business on twitter is hilarious
From -1% to -0.77%Maybe it's going to revert.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62722056China has been planning this shit for a decade. They funded an entire civil war in Myanmar to build/control oil pipelines and mineral rights.
what is the NKE target entry price?
>>62722071SPX opened at 7666.99.Read into those ominous digits what you will.
Lots of triggers of my alarms on Market Open monkaW
You can actually see the dip slurpers going off in the first minute, then the futility of it settles in as it keeps going lower and acceptance comes.
kek baggies
>>62722071oracle flat out the gate
>MCD>TTWOwooooo
KEK SaaS's beta has merged so much with the general AI autism its dumps with it
WHATS THE MOVE TODAY SMIGGERS?
>>62722071AAAAHHHH
Klarna Marines with me @13Hold IT
im MClovin it
>>62722071>Based
Selling G**GL at $349, it always makes its way back there
Klarnamarines we overextended! Pull back!
I'm hammered drunk
>oracle rapes the AI trade once again
It's google buying time
>>62722064yea exactly what happened to russian stocks,never trade your country rival/enemy even if theres gems to be found, youll just get fucked over whenever shit hits the fan.
>>62722091good morning!
>>62722091Based, even more based if you are American and its like 9 am or whatever.
Dont Look Semi Sisters
>>62722096LOOKING AT YOU CHINA BAGGIES
>>62722091It's 5:00 somewhere.
>>62722064>the secondI dunno I was flipping Russian stuff while the war started in Ukraine and I traded it for like 5 days (getting emails every day threatening me and telling me to sell) until it finally got frozenyou can probably make some quick gains for like a week desu. I was buying gazprom and shit at like -90% and it would gap up like 15% every morning
>>62722105>drinking at 5ambased
>>62722032Something further may follow of this masquerade.
>AMD>IntelAre we back?
>>62721395Why are americans afraid of money? Every time it's pumping they sell the second their market opens. What gives?
>worried ORCL’s mess would shit on my other holdings>NBIS pumpingPhew
JPM at 14 p/e is more attractive than fucking goyslop at 19 p/esorry.. I'm buying the bank instead of the happy meal. good luck retards
Nebuious is taking off while most Semis are down. Very strange.>>62722114I hope so. I want to see Intel go to 140 again pls God.
>>62722120Yeah totally, on the PE side of things i heard OWL is looking good too
>>62722124have you guys not looked at the bond yield, uh yeah good luck, every DCF model has gotten raped this week
>>62722081TTWO has hit 204 like 3 days in a row. its just crabbing. I'm bullish as fuck on it I don't know why the bots think GTA sales are correlated with the price of diesel. the US government could default on debt and GTA 6 will still make infinity dollars
>>62722071BASED WAGMI
How do I trade stocks and not lose money?
OOOOOOOOOOINTEL ITS PULLING LETS FOOOOO
Once again amd saving my portfolio. I really should have jumped dumped everything I had into it when it was just $140, but my parents pressured me into boomer investing (banks and energy companies).
Bobo fucking shits. Enjoy your day in the sun. Soon the reckoning will be upon you. The mumuing will come. Inshallah.
>>62722130i said woo too early, it already dumped back down kek ill just hold and sell the next pump up
>>62722129This nigga talking about yelds and bonds like its 1929.Wake up Grandpa its 2026 im riding this bitch again to the ATH.
how it feels getting the mcdonalds dividend
If I set stop loss I would have been stop hunted today at SOXL open>pic unrelated
>>62722142its "unc" investing as the kids say
>>62722139banks and energy companies are honestly great picks right now. getting lows on both
>>62722145sauce?
>LLY<3
>>62722149kek you are probably right and im about to get burned big time i just have to Cope and laugh about it cant let the negative thoughts win.
>>62722152good etfs? too lazy to pick individuals. I don't have any finance or dedicated energy etf's.
>>62722156JPMNEEXLF for finance ETF. its down 6% this monthXLE for energy ETF. its flat on the month I dunno I would rather buy NEE or CEG than this because it has oil in it and oil is up bigly
Yeah I’ma finna slurp
>>62722159thx anon
>>62722152They are basically guaranteed returns, but pale in comparison to the AI bullrun.
Bulls just got fuggin rugged smigga
>>62722160Klarna?
>>62722164>bro you gotta buy the exact pico top of the AI scam hypenah man. wait for SOXL under 100 again it happens every month now.
SGOV and chilli'm finna let the goyim deal in the real world
I bought energy and consumer staples yesterday and I'm up
Brookfield Corporation slurp, Y/N?
>>62722168SPHY you only have to hold for 1 week to get paid and its 7.28 30 day yield compared to SGOV 3.61 yield and you probably are getting some appreciation in the share value too by next week
I might buy more Oracle, but most of my portfolio is invested already. Luddites historically lose out so I'm not overly concerned, but it does suck to be down so much. Their backlog of contracts is just too large for me to think their business is failing, especially their deals with OpenAI. Hope I'm not wrong.
>>62722167Who said anything about buying the top? If I put money from those investments into AMD back when it was $140, I'd be a millionaire by now is all I'm saying.
>>62722177>living in the pastwasting your time nigger. I'm talking about today
>>62722071>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative>no lets gooooooo poster to reply "cute" togrim
Any Nebius fellas thinking of selling here?
I have been flat all week, what folios do you guys have to see so much variation?
>>62722176Hahahahaha
>>62722184>KLAR, VRT, NOW, OWL, BN
>>62722165>ruggedThe S&P500 is down -0.10% today.
>>62722176their CEO that intentionally grooms himself to look like Lucifer just tried to redeem 7.5 billion dollars of shares before announcing their data centers are going bankrupt>ludditeyou know luddites were skilled craftsmen and artisans? they replaced them with unskilled immigrants and turned it into a slur. basically you are the darkest dumbest gorilla nigger in this entire retarded shithole
>>62722185It is a bit scary, not going to lie, but I'm not selling unless I lose 50%.
>>62722183After bagholding so long I want to keep it until 250 or 300 if it shoots past that
>wire hasn't hit>missing the pump It hurts.
>>62722189He backed out of selling his shares, which you'd think is a good thing. Technological progress has only made migration easier, but the people are too blame more so than the tech. Just because we have cars and planes now doesn't mean we needed to invite the third world in to live with us. Those concepts are mostly disjoint.
>>62722200you are using a retarded propaganda buzzword to justify your poor investment in a debt riddled jewish scam company that has already laid off most of its employees because they don't really do anything anyywaysthat word is only used by people that say shit like "there aren't any Americans that can do these jobs we need h1b visas"
>>62721920>B-BUT I'M THE HOUSE!Bussent getting bussy blasted. Maybe they shouldn't have been absolute retards about everything.
>>62722177Yeah but back then AMD was known as the advanced money destroyer and even the AI bulls on /smg/ would call you an idiot for investing in AMD instead of Nvidia. No one in their right mind would have gone all in on AMD back then.
>>62722175hey this is pretty sweet, put my kids $ I'm holding for them into this
its over
>>62722209Your reading comprehension could use some work. AI is the future; this is only the beginning.
FIVETWO'SANDTHEBULLSLOSE
>>62722220Fuggg :D
>>62722220GET FUCKEDCOWABUNGA
>>62722176>buy more OracleLook buddy if you wanted to own dogshit there's plenty to pick up at the local dog park.
>>62722183Only if you have a had entry price and think you can do better.Otherwise let it run. The hardest part is done.
>>62722218>say you want to cool inflation>blame inflation on food costs and gas costs and healthcare costs or housing costs>NEVER talk about trillions in tech debt being the problem>punish companies that live in the real world>tech hits ATHits definitely intentional larceny imo
>>62722218isn't it intentional though? if you are doing operation twist you emit short term bonds to buy the long term end of the curvethat makes short term rate to go up due to high offer
>>62722225Where’s his nose?
>>62722222
>>62722237Don't be asking questions you ain't quite rightly ready to hear the answers to now.
Why is my health care and diaper mooning?November and december hikes are pricing in too after the september and october hikes now?
>>62722243What type of toad / frog is this modeled on?
>>62722246>diaper mooningI wish. their chart is a horizontal line since sep 9. I assume some faggot retard Jew has infinity trillion in options on it making it go completely 0.0%
>>62721404So is anyone else concerened about the 30 year? I was thinking of buying a small 50k SQQQ hedge at 5.5?Problem is I still have 300k in 3x KORU I dont know what to do with. 3x, chips, but 16p/e?
>>62722252My local currency devaluation was added to the chart. I got excited too soon.
>>62722200Couldnt find a willing buyer, he'd tank the stock if he went to the market with that shit. ORCL is done.
>>62722258yes. its even spookier because all the young bucks investing now haven't even seen a hike cycle before and the market has more debt/leverage than ever before.
This bread is bready to die. Any bakers?
>>62721474Nothing matters. 10 and 30 year in control. Like Aztecs we would be sacrificing /v/irgins if we thought it shrink the rates a bit.
KLAR has almost 5 days to cover and 18% of the float shorted. Anyone with a brain tell if there is a small short squeeze potential?
>>62722247This is the OG I made back in June
>>62722275their customer base would steal it before it happens
intc is green
>>62722266>>62722281>>62722281
I'm starting to see multiple green stocks.
>>62722282I said bread, not breed! (thanks)
>>62721645My favourite Meme
>>62722266nigger we're still on page 2
>>62721549Europe has money, what diesel is left in the system will go to them first and everyone else after that
we V-ing. mu now green
>>62721822..... beginning to think trumps ai generating his tweets.
