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*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!!

*HONK*

Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!!

*HONK* *HONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!!

*HONK*

Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!!

*HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog*

This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!

*sprays water from fake flower*

The biggest

*slaps you with rubber chicken*

most amazing announcement

*pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan*

you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

*HONK HONK*

Get ready, for

*takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it*

the announcement

*starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat*

to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

*HONK HONK HONK*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And that's it!!!!!!!!!