Tim Scott Busted Those Cheeks EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62723702
administration of weird dorksbring back Powell
>>62724470Precisely why the entire system is a farce, teetering on the edge of collapse.
>>62724460>5.2% 10Y >Highest in 20 yearsPerhaps I should also go get my highest in 20 years
>>62724476Based and weedpilled. I personally avoid weed because it makes me paranoid, but I'll drink a bottle of vodka with you anytime.
>>62724460>bessent in the alpha lion pose to let his big nuts hang>tim scott sitting like a cheerleader that just got ran through by the defensive lineTim Scott is clearly the one whose cheeks were clapped in this scenario.
>>62724476Good thinking, anon
>>62724483Yeah the dynamic there is pretty clear
>>62724482>>62724476>Invest high>Get high returnsThe secret to Smisgtrodamus' powers is actually drug induced delusions.
>>62724476I had to stop smoking weed because it was making me a lazy nigger
Did y'all see Jensen Huang interviewed live on CNN tonight?
Spy pls go up
>>62724500this means something
>>62724460fudge packing meeting?
>>62724503It was a pretty weird interview 2bh kind of awkward
>>62724476>weedcash it dude. tonight. if you even can.
>>62724506Jensen is the puppet master of this whole bubblemaybe he is scared
>>62724506yeah no shit, hes trying to please his two masters and not take sides. too bad it just pisses both of them off
>>62724460You just know...
I posted about ALM a few times, no responses yet. You /smiggers/ think there is potential to make a few bucks of this?
tl;dr of WTF is going on?
>>62724524>WTF is going on?Two more weeks
>>62724524if you dont knowyou are Mortimer Duke
>>62724388>refinance 2% loans at 5.2%that plan only works if rates are lower when you refinance retard. it also doesn't work long-term at all because exponential growth of debt will just keep making it so>we cant afford 5%refinance>we cant afford 4%refinance>we cant afford 3%refinance>we cant afford 2%etceverything you described is just boomer faggotry of kicking the can down the road like I described instead of just paying the debt which is the only way out long term>we will outgrow the debtis old retard boomer nigger lies from faggots that know the debt crisis wont happen until after they are dead and they are just going to run up the fucking credit card on tacky gold shit in the Whitehouse or whatever
When do I full port leveraged short
>>62724532Good thing Bill was a Better Man and allowed undesirables into mortgages they couldn't afford and kickstarted the financial crisis. So fucking based.
this is the second time in 18 years that real estate baggies have been rug pulled and you're laughing.
>>62724540NAFTA was a bigger nigger move than giving niggers houses they couldn't afford desu
>>62724483>>62724487I know, the subtext in that picture is hilarious and Scott is a well-known DC bottomhttps://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/09/gop-candidate-tim-scott-fights-gay-rumors-by-talking-about-girlfriend-who-he-refuses-to-name/
>>62724512>>62724514Some of the things he said when asked about AI CEOs being alarmist and calling for regulations>"Anderson, you'll have to ask them">"Anderson, bring them here">to the point where Anderson had to literally point out that he does direct business with them>"they are amazing people">"regulations are great, but [something to effect of, I am deeply against regulations on CEOs]">"if they are concerned [about their AI models], they should just shut it down" (yes he literally said this)
>>62724518Most of the commodities are taking a shit right now and its hard to believe this is going to change for the near future. Minerals can be at ATHs, critical for military use and no one is going to buy the stocks because interest remains solely with AI. AI can be completely roadblocked by materials and energy constraints and they'll keep buying AI.
How much Gorilla should I stack? T. Only 1k shares
>>62724460Fucking GGAAAYYYYYYY
>>62724554I have 20,500 shares and might add another 4,500 if it dips below $12 again.WAGMIWe will be gorillionaires
>>62724552its over
>>62724476Buy high, sell high my man.
>>62724541>noooo the rates are too high>the market can only tolerate 3% mortgages or it will crashThe problem isn’t that a mortgage is 7-8% now. The problem is that super low rates created a housing bubble. My boomer dad is always saying back in my day we had 15% mortgages. Yeah on a 80k house. I’m fortunate enough to have my house completely paid off but it should be worth 50% what I paid for it.
>>62724558That's your treasury secretary, magapede
>>62724502MUMU MAY NOT BE HUMAN BUT HES SHOWING SOMETHING DAMN NEAR HEARTONE MORE ROUND
>>62724552Yeah this dynamic has emergedThe AI labs want a slowdown because they are trying to burn less moneyJensen (and really the hardware side of things generally) can't have a slowdown because he needs to keep "selling" his chips
>>62724532>pay the debtthat's not feasible, entitlements are growing faster than receipts and many are agnostic to inflation, SS and EBT get COL adjustments regularly. Other than robbing bond holders there's not a lot of room for can kicking. The current acts of the government are so accelerational it seems they might be vying for a reset on purpose.
>>62724564>why does my house cost so muchits almost like 8000 levels of Jews get tipped a % based the value of the house that are incentivized to keep prices as high as tolerable so they can collect larger fees
Collectors - lol !I sent Hobbes the ghibli of Witt and his dog, Jack, and he put it up at the top. kek
WTFWT
>>62724582https://youtu.be/pB6HYcUkPLs?sioops link (4:50)
>>62724460Oh deez niggaz be gay son! Sweet as a sugar plum!
>>62724576>its impossibleyou wouldn't like it but its very possible. it would involve actually taxing kikes and companies more than 0% and maybe reducing the gibs to Israel a bit and maybe not burning through our yearly budget like a nigger at the casino after payday>no we cant do that we have to starve the old working class people to death its their faultahh yeah... I'm talking to a Jew right now
>>62724565I mean the DEI senator from SC
Do you guys use market data at all? It seems like /smg/ is mostly driven by headlines and 10K, 10Qs? In the advent of vibe coding, I just expected more data driven workflows to dominate? I'm asking because I want to find a way to cash flow buying more hard drives, in full disclosure. I currently pull CEXes and convert to a normalized DBN format. If you look at Tardis.dev, they charge an insane amount. But they're the closest competitors. I'm wanting to offer the cross-CEX data in a normalized DBN format. Just wondering if people might pay $30 to read my hard drives. I have been wondering if it might be best to offer the collection infra as a sale, too.
ended the day on green. Friday pump incooming.
>>62724580i tell you hwat. property tax would go down dramatically and I don't think they can allow that to happen.
>>62724593>Do you guys use market data at all?Um yeah it's call stock MARKET general anon... Like duh? *checks moon cycle calendar*
>>62724592Bessent is a literal homo, boss
>>62724603Bessent is a chad. Tall, big hands…people are mad as fuck because he’s an alpha male.
Nikkei topped btw if u even care
INTC pushes another 1% AH, is anyone thinking about shorting this? everyday this week has been minimum 1% gain either during market or after
>>62724615Bought 112 and sold 124 thinking that was it.Might buy some puts for end of October
>>62724594This game was such a meme.
>>62724609lol gay
>>62724609He takes and gives it in the man hole. Tha's not cool, I don't care how "alpha" you are.
is PYPL dying or is it a cheapy?
>>62724630Ask yourself: what is Paypal even for?
That's it? An intraday 5% dip? Already getting back into the green? Burry, you bitch. I didn't buy the dip.>>62724630That guy died, btw. And now that company is ran by a faggot.
>>62724559I'm retarded and a stock noob and realized I've been buying the warrants not the share, I don't even know how to purchase outside fidelity
>>62724630Jobs was a literal genius. He knew it too, and was very smug about it.
>>62724638how the fuck do you even buy warrants man what button did you press lol
>yields
>>62724632i could see it being a tool for AI agents so they can confirm billing/shipping, it already has a rep for security.
>>62724639Word. He was the last true visionary
>>62724644this video makes being an SS officer appealing
so if the 10y still pumped despite bussy buying 6b worth today what amount would it take to actually make yields go down
>>62724460why he got his but cheek on display?
kevin pleasewe need a mega pump tomorrow
>>62724644Absolutely talmudic
>>62724649A return of confidence in the U.S dollar. Any YCC they do will be immediately sold off, as faith that inflation will be tamed dwindles.
>>62724630>>62724639>bro you gotta be able to adapt and pivot>eat only bananas every day until you die from terminal faggot retard aidspick one
>>62724649Trump and his loyalists losing bigly and an end to his mad king era would be a start.
>>62724649nothing is returning to normal until trump is dead or leaves office
>>62724668Yea he was zany as fuck, but that doesn't mean he wasn't high IQ.
>>62724644>>62724648>>62724653they never talked about why the mattresses in the hole in the wall had blood on them
>>62724678Torn jewboy anus would be my guess.
>>62724677>steal idea from Palo alto after touring their facilities>Jew your partner out of his job>rant about being a visionary>die of terminal retard aids from self inflicted habitI'm not seeing the high IQ part.. you are confusing grimey money making shark behavior with IQ and they aren't generally correlated at all
>>62724683This post reeks of Punjab
>>62724686Steve jobs behaved like an Indian. fitting comparison.>pretend to be high caste>its all a larp>everything you did was a scam
>>62724683>terminal retard aids from self inflicted habit?What did he do to give himself pancreatic cancer
/smg/is the best place to get reverse signalsyou know what you need to get out of or not touch when the vast majority of /biz/ is chasing last quarter's crowded trade
>>62724688That's enough, Rajesh
>>62724649the end of the Iran war/strait opening
>>62724695but that is not going to happen
>>62724689he tried to cure his cancer with a meme vegan diet and drinking green juice for years while it spread and killed him instead of just getting surgery.there are strong links between his diet and pancreatic cancer to begin with it was probably the whole issue to begin with and he leaned into the problem to try to fix the problem.turns out eating 0 protein is super fucking gay and retarded and your body cant even repair itself. not that he ever did any physical labor his entire life that he really had to recover from
alright new strategy: we're going to phase in the peace
>>62724483>>tim scott sitting like a cheerleader that just got ran through by the defensive linea girl I like told me she was a cheerleader in highschool :(
my thesis for tech is,value capture goes to hardware and the supply chain, and infrastructure going forward, for decadessoftware and services are going to get brutalisedAS IT SHOULDIt's a better world where companies that push hardware to the leading edge of what is physically possible capture all the valueand pissant companies like Adobe, Meta, Uber, that exist only online eat shit as they should. Software has two narrow moats, data and network effectthis will be difficult accept after two decades of software taking everything.
>>62724671so 6 more weeks? that's not too bad then
AYE TONE GIMMIE A (You)CAPISCE?
>>62724518>>62724553USARGIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONSI wish I had sold in january and taken the AI pill
>>62724647every consumer electronics company was racing to make the personal computer phone that would be a big hit. they were even in on touch screens way before Apple.
>>62724730You're another engineerbrained Woz-head that just doesn't get it
Wow oil fel "sharply"!!!!That'll really help everyone at the pump!!!
>>62724647>He was the last true visionarylike when he stole th mouse GUI and email prototypes from Xerox?
>>62724732>oil fel "sharply"!!!!SCOTT is printing more oil - he is going to teach Iran a lesson.
>>62724733>DAE pirates of silicon valley?
>>62724722https://youtu.be/eq4Xy6IaXLQ?si=Kngt14PuLIhgmV5e
>>62724731I understand it, and I hate itfashionisation of computers should have never been allowed.
>>62724731he was a trust fund kid from San Francisco that did study abroad in India and came back to America and acted like an Indian back when white chicks thought it was cool because they had never actually met real Indians before>visionarythe people at Palo Alto were for sure. he was just connected enough and financed enough to rip off someones shit and take credit for it. one of the grimiest Jews to ever live and surely burning in hell right now
>>62724741Yep, an engineerbrained Woz-head. Every fuckin' time. Nobody wants to make calls from the fucking command line, retard
>>62724743Simmer down, Rajesh
>>62724744command line is much more efficient and powerful.
>>62724722
>>62724749Yeah, you'll never understand
>>62724751I bought apple at 300 dude I get it Stacy overpays for brand shit even if its sold to them by people that actually went to India to learn how to be spiritually Indianyou shouldn't get so emotionally attached to your holdings. probably a good time to sell too the 10% bump on the "hype" for their new $2000 phone is probably gonna flame out hard when they figure out even in 3 klarna payments Jamal cant afford that shit
>>62724758Your indian wit reads as cringe to westerners, fyi
I am still making money off of sneedisk>anon sold his short at the perfect time editionthank you for your attention to this matter
I am scared. What if the S&P 500 corrects based on the 10-year yield?
>>62724770Don't fear the reaper.
>>62724770um...we slurp cheapies.
>>62724770and you would be correct
>>62724758>even in 3 klarna payments Jamal cant afford that shitits actually very affordable if you use their new leasing program, you bascially pay 50% of the iphone for the year (till their new phone launches) and either trade it in for the newest and latest or pay the remaining balance to own it. if you lease it for 2 years its even cheaper to rent it for the *first year*, all plans 0 interest.this will get people in the door much easier and when their lives are essentially locked into the phone they pretty much have to pay or apple straight up bricks their phone till they pay.
FIDELITY APP WONT LET ME LOG IN
>>62724779>hodl mode engaged
>>62724732help everyone at the pump?
>>62724777nice digits boss. I'm gonna go get a new 18 pro max to replace my 14 pro max. the screens been cracked on mine for like 6 months and I've been waiting for a refresh to replace it.
>>62724758AAPL had the best AI play, which is why I'm holding.
>>62724768this guy is raging like an indian
>>62724777reselling leased phones to third worlders is the reason the internet is so shit now. apple is such turbo cancer in so many waysI'll buy it at 300 again tho
>>62724644I thought this was AI at first>it's real
>>62724796you don't remember the tunnel Jews? it all started because some random goy posted on social media that he heard Jews digging underground in NYC and when the cops showed up they actually found Jews tunneling under NYCthe connected a childrens museum to their synanogue and there were bloody mattresses everywhere and they Jews all rioted when the cops showed upthe media spun it as quirky and interesting and then dropped it immediately.
>>62724796Did you really just find out about the jew tunnels?
>>62724779
>>62724779GOYDELITY
Financially speaking, why did he do it?
>>62724810He's honestly the weirdest motherfucker I've ever seen.
What happened to all the coomers? Did they neck themselves?
>>62724800>that he heard JewsH-how did he know they were Jews?
henlo kevin warshhenlo scotty bessenti want candy
the nigs are shilling dram
>>62724810Great friendships is built
>>62724773>SP500>2800he was right the whole damn time
It's seems like (((they))) are doing the same thing to me as they did with PINS. Right after I announced I bought BABA they started crashing it with no survivors. I feel bad for everyone who follows my advice since (((someone))) in the market maker community obviously has some kind of vendetta against me and does not care who else gets hurt. All I wanna say is that I think a V-shaped recovery will be following here aswell and I'm just gonna stop looking at it.
>>62724820I'll be damned if that nigger didn't do some fine fundamental analysis on dram! Love to see it
>>62724824Now you know why he was so damn smug.
>>62724824the documentary featuring her coming out next month looks like its going to be kino
>>62724829at least he's not chasing the pico top like most smiggers
>>62724829>>62724832loljust noticed his share count>your shares: 1lol
>>62724813if he is anything like Elon musk he is fucked up because his dad raped him a bunch as a child
Need more brownchipsThe shit will rally>already have TSLA, BTC, and PLTRNeed more shit
>>62724820>shilling it at 60 instead of 80honestly smarter than half of smg
>>62724834we all start somewhere smigga, maybe he'll be like obama at the end of this journey
packers lose, intc green in the overnight, futes green. good night :)
>>62724842fixed the first one for you. you are supposed to buy at the red circle. didn't look at the rest seems fucking retarded
>>62724593>2% daily compoundingDo you have the slightest how good 2% average is? >it's easy making 2% in a day! Yes. You haven't accounted for drawdown.
>>62724844that is the only one I use
>>62724844
>>62724846>2% daily compounding Weak shit playboy
i'm going to tell you guys a great portfolio strategyit's a compounding strategy6-10 tickers. No more. No less. I'll give you an 8 ticker sample.make BRKB and JNJ your anchorsthat's two already decided before you even start. They're there to be defensive, and smooth out the volatity of your portfolio. you may not like these because they're so low beta but you'll be glad you have them during corrections. your best hedge is your worst performing ticker during a bull market. That is your best hedge.so that leave 6 more to decide on.for these, you have much more discretion and freedomthey must be diversified, dont pick some shit that's all .9+ correlated. That's one bet, not 6.you're looking for tickers with high ROIC and high FCF growth, and strong balance sheets. they're your compounding engine and the reason you're going to beat the market.for one ticker, if you want, you can get more speculative. but only for one ticker. don't make 5 other speculative picks.monitor your portfolio at least every quarter, if you notice a ticker becoming highly correlated wth the others in your portfolio, it may be time to switch it out. Watch FCF, and ROiC of tickers in your portfolio, and if you're seeing declines it may be time to switch it outa year from now, you probably won't have the same 6-10 tickers. in fact, almost certainly you're going to make a couple bad bets.it has to be companies you have high conviction in, and you have to be willing to ride them in a drawdown, and not let go of them. don't let go of a ticker because its stock price went down. you let go of it for fundamental deteriorating that's worse than the general market, or its correlation is moving closer to your other tickers. And even with fundamental deterioration, that's not necessarily a reason you should dump it. if you feel like the deterioratio is temporary, or not long lasting, you can hang onto it. you don't need to watch all the fundamentals. just pay attention to the 3 I mentioned
>>62724847Im worried about swift roachie's mental health, these gens are getting a bit troubling
boomers are crashing out all over youtube about the economy and politics. what are they saying on the tv these days? they all think the country is imminently collapsing.
>>62724859
>>62724859it's an election seasonthey have to get the goyim riled up so they show up to vote to keep the charade going so the goyim continue to not question anything.it's not authentic. it's astroturfed. they've one the same shit for years.
>download grindr on and off over the years (not any more...I don't have a phone now)>realise how easy is to get laid just by posting your torso as a display pic (skinny, not hairy)>I get dick pics sent to me but none of this turns me on because I'm a straight lad>it's all older men anyway>I message a few of them and all they want is unprotected sex>I tell them I don't want that and want a gf really>they block me or ghost me because I won't let them pick me up for sex>uninstall the app and get sad I'll never have a gf>if I did this on a straight app no girl would offer to pick me up for sex or a relationship
>>62724859They can no longer afford to comfortable fill their gas/diesel guzzling trucks and eat hamburgers and bbq. They know that they don't eat avocado toast and buy Starbucks, so they're doing it all right. Now that "doing it right" (read: do exactly as the boomer does) isn't working, the boomer screeches.
>futures
>>62724859the last time I saw boomers crashing out and protesting trump in public was right before the giga nigga rally in April where everything pumped like 50% for no fucking reason on all bad news
>>62724858when you point a finger theres 3 pointing back at you. or 2 or 1 for some smiggs
>>62724476BUY HIGHSELL HIGH
>>62724875
what are some sexy australian stocks?
>>62724842should I buy or sell BE? Oracle issued a force dejure notice and BE stock took a bit of a drop.
>>62724893>what are some sexy australian stocks?
>>62724896nancy bought it so just hold for a year minimum.
Good evening biz. My entire portfolio made a sum of thing
>>62724908Nothing, fuck going to bed
>>62724810People can talk whatever trash they want about Trump or the USA but hang Seng is down 2.2% since Xi came here so something went right for us.
I've got about 100k cash. My Spidey sense tells me things are gonna keep turning to shit.
>>62724911
>>62724915same i hate to leave it sitting there and i am aware timing the market doesn't work but like this shit is just too weird rn too bubbly too sus
SOXL up overnight
>>62724915>another name fag
they won't even push this below 7700 watching trump be imprisoned in 2029 will be ecstasy
>>62724482>makes me paranoidyou're smoking a turbo modified THC strain with little to no CBD to control it.
it's been 2 months I'm not going to average further down now that it's up please just go back to the ath like every other fucking thing is so things stop sucking thanks
>>62724962you're welcome
>>62724859>boomers are crashing out all over youtube about the economy and politics. what are they saying on the tv these days? they all think the country is imminently collapsing.It's cool that none of the bad stuff actually impacts them and is all production-end problems aka millennials eat shit again while working and now we also have 20yos telling us 30yos had so much time to build wealth we coulda just bought bitcoin in 2013.
>spy just turned green AHnow what
>>62724995West Europe nice and green as well.
Will we make money today?
Why is the bond market demanding 5.2% when inflation is 2%?
>>62725030I'm going to sleep. Ask later.
>>62724476I WISH I WAS HIGH ON POTENUSE
I took a massive shit
>10y still going upkeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinbusyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>62724995why has spy been doing so terribly
I wonder what's on their minds..
70% SGOV / 30% TQQQ has much higher returns and almost half the max drawdown of 100% QQQ.If you have $100k you only have to invest $30k to get a better return and much less risk than $100k in QQQ.What is the downside I'm missing?https://testfol.io/?s=34hbaOgfpzO
>>62724615>INTCnearing 2% now, anyone know why its pumping so hard the past week off of no news>>62725059yields bogging it while individual stocks dont gaf about SPY performance and moon
>>62725064you may not agree with Trump but I feel like you have to appreciate the fact that he fights for what he believes in more than anyone I've seen in recent times. I may not agree with him but we need more people like him
>>62725079He fights so Israel doesn't release the real Epstein files.
give me a better opportunity with this money than 6% APY in a bank account
>>62725084Ok but he was even more like this his last presidency before the Epstein shit was widespread. That's when I hated him cause I didn't agree but it's like I said. You think he's just annoying and biased at first then you appreciate his fight.
>>62725086Cash (CHF)
What do I buy for the major Iranian escalation that's supposed to happen this weekend? Shill me tickers. I'm thinking about gasoline ETF options.
I'm already over +1%Today is a glorious green day
>>62724844How do you know it's a cup and handle if you buy there, retard? At that point it's just a rounded bottom and yes, it may mean institutional accumulation but without further information, it can just be kiked into another descending scallop.
>>62725086SATA 13% > 6% and pays dailypegged to $100/share > 90% of the time
Kevin killed the future
AMD BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also, I feel like American society in general has just become so downright deranged and stupid, across all areas of culture and ideological belief. I'm not sure if I'm just getting older and wiser, or if everyone else is just getting dumber. I legitimately can't bear to listen to any American media personalities anymore because they all sound so profoundly stupid, even the ones I used to listen to regularly. Talking to most people IRL isn't much better because they all consume the same deranged media slop. What happened to our culture, and how do I profit from this?
>>62725130>profit from this?buy slop, MCD, starbucks or dutch bros idk whichever one is more popular these days
22 spy contracts at 773.Odds of fat payday?
>>62725130and how do I profit from this?I have no idea . In 15 years when the Big Short II Electric AI Boogaloo comes out we will know how 4 dudes made a couple billions while the system collapsed. But now I have no idea.
Ok, so, later, after close Trump will threaten annihilation again, right? And on sunday it's peacedeal again
>>62725147Why would Iran give up all of their leverage right when they're about to get rid of the leaders that attacked them? They're going to escalate.
>Learn a skill> Buy a small business to a boomer who is retiring at a multiple of 2-5FCF>use 90% leverabe with an SBA using the business as a collateral> ROI of 35%why should anyone invest in stocks when this is an option? Boomers are retiring and there are not enough buyers for a lot of their businesses, you won't have these opportunities in public equities
>>62725148>Why would Iran give up all of their leveragebecause china said so, if there are us x china trade deals, china will definitely call in a ceasefire.
>>62725161[x] doubt
How is SOXL up 4% in premarket while nasdaq futures are only up 0.27%?
Ι missed the entry point for semis again.
>>62724820*sigh* I should probably exit my memory positions.
>>62725161>I will give up my sovereignity because China said soThat's unironically retarded to think. If China betrays them there is even more reason to destroy all the infrastructure there.
>>62725171The entry point is today though? Still early for SOXL's ride to 1000.
>>62725148>They're going to escalate.I wish
does Iran realise it's giving up leverage every time it says it's open to the same fake MOU from July?the jew news spins it as 'Hormuz open in 7 days!' every time
>>62725079Fights to enrich his close friends and himself, yes. More blatantly than anyone before because he feels zero shame.
>>62725225everyone does that
>>62725219They don't give it up until they actually give it up. This back and forth uncertainty is an exhaustion tactic. Their real goal is different.
>>62725237yeah, but every time they ease pressure on oil prices the US gets more breathing room
whatever came of the they got him meme
>>62725237Exactly. Time is the weapon. Drag it out.
>>62725242And the reserves get lower and lower to bottoms. Not much left now. They may even be releasing war time emergency diesel reserves.
>>62725245unfunny forced meme spammed by a single anonsame thing with the slop poster and the guy who blogposted about his euro trip instead of doing it on /trv/way too many lonely unfunny smiggers
>>62725219I don't think you understand the play, there. Iran plays the long game. They're stalling everything as much as possible, all while reserves both commercial and SPR gets depleted on low-key noise that "for real a deal is coming soon", which doesn't spook the markets too much nor trigger a bigger intervention, but is effective nonetheless. Basically, and unironically, they're cancering out the system, like, well, a cancer. Not noticeable at first, destroying shit under the radar, until it's too late when you notice and you're already dead.They play chess. Can't say the same about the other party.
What's happening today, everything back up again. Why the slump yesterday?
>>62725257But what about the golden age and winning bigly. It’s all so clownish.
>>62725257CLOSE THE BAB EL MANDEB YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
>>62725257If they're giving up on messing with the midterms, that's even more bearish long term because it implies they're setting up for a combined action with Russia and China in April.
>>62725260They're baiting exit liquidity for the inevitable bubble pop
i had to double dosed my amphetabeans just to get out of bed and go to work its over
>Haven't looked at stocks in months>Most of my stocks have just been crabbing>still got a few grand in cashAnything I should dump the rest of my cash into?I just wanna dump it in and forgot about it for 6 months lols
>>62725271USOIL ETF
>>62725271Sell all single company stocks u got ASAP. Keep the etfs.
My suspension on X was lifted, my appeal was:>Muh freedom of speech, muh rights, muh first amendment I think it was in that order. And I'm not even american
>>62725275what are you still doing on xitter in the big year of 2026
>>62725275Bruh, why are you wasting your time over there discussing with bots
DCA'd some more into Rheinmetall today
Good morning sirs
>>62725257Iran is doing two things. 1. They’re letting the west overdose on peace deal copium, like you said.2. They’re pitching scam phase deals to the US.The deals they’re trying to get are phased deals, as in they occur in phases. This is more of a Chinese strategy where they use the phases to string along the counterparty and break their end of the bargain as much as possible.This usually tends to work pretty well because the US’s leadership is too trusting, short term thinking, or schizophrenic that they can’t really focus on how the phases are going and how badly they’re getting scammed by the foreigners.If they feel like they’ve gotten what they wanted out of you they’ll just eject out of the deal on some bullshit and tell you to go fuck yourself.They used this similar trick to scam high speed rail technology from Europe and Japan.>We’ll purchase a little bit of railroad from you and in return you give us a little bit more of your tech.>Give take give take, just keep moving the deal along because you guys are going to sell so many trains in china!>Oh, you gave us enough tech to build our own trains. Now we’re going to kick you out and build that huge train network ourselves, get fucked.
>green on everything except KlarnaAlright you pink and black slut, get to work already.
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK HOW DO I GET IN MU BEFORE EARNINGSIT'S TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE ATMShould I just skip this event completely? Feels bad sitting out.
EU natural gas is getting raped, should I sell a bit?
>>62725278>>62725278I was suspended for months. Could read shit but not search anymore. So I just issued a meme appeal as one can tell, and it worked.X is good for financial headlines
>>62725318It's been completely Zogged by Judeao "Americans" it's going to keep dropping and probably won't recover.
>futures>premarket>soxl
>>62725318>tfw will never get to experience a really beautiful woman's natural gas released straight into my mouth, her gust of wind coating my tongue on its way down my throat and into my lungsbuy (female) natural gas
>>62724532Maybe Bill shouldn't have allowed banks to give out risky loans to anyone with a pulse just to boost home ownership rates in certain demographics. People claim that Democrats are this magical fix to the economy when they always do something that blows everything else they do up and then Republicans get back in power because of some stupid progressive hill the Dems want to die on.
>>62725330>still believing in the left and right gimmick when both sides bow down to Israel
>>62724814Porn is so bad and soulless now. I have to have sex with real women now. Fuck this gay earth.
>>62725283Oh you poor thing
>>62725343My average is 1100 eurodollars so I'm fine. The bagholders up at 2000 are probably hanging from a noose already.
>>62725344I’m at 1248. Probably should buy more to get it down but Rheinmetall is retarded. Doesn’t matter how many new deals they get stock doesn’t care
Defense seems awfully cheap these days all things considered, but RHM seems too boomer to me. How in the fuck do I invest in FirePoint. Now that's how you roll.
>>62725346>buys an overpriced piece of shit> why doesn't the market re rate it when it growsAlready priced in
>>62725353how is Rheinmetal cheap?
>>62725346It is more or less a """safe""" long hold for me. Not in the USA in case that explodes, and with all the propaganda about Russia sperging out further the support for more defense will be high among the populace.Sure there is always the risk that the G*rmans will simply throw up their hands and sudoku their own defense but that's a calculated risk.
>>62725357It's the exception and has an absurd P/E even at the current prices, but the rest of the Defense industry is relatively cheap compared to, say, fucking Wallmart, and with infinitely better prospects.
>>62725355>Rheinmetall overpriced Yeah maybe at 2k.>>62725364A lot of volatility too unfortunately with Trumps constant TACOs. Doubt you’ll lose money on it but it’s probably gonna be slow going
>AMD ATH>INTC near ATHAre we back, smiggers?
Rape week over?
So bobos when are the yields going to start to matter because from what I can see the stocks don’t care
>>627253922 weeks
>>62725376>Yeah maybe at 2k.you are paying 64 for that piece of shit when you have META at 20 growing faster with better margins. Your shit stock is just getting re-rated due overhype
akamai up 20% premarket? ok are there any other tech stocks that haven't signed a fake ai deal to pump? getting ridiculous
>>62724569Thats my Mumu.Cmom ONE MORE ROUNDONE MORE ROUNDONE MORE ROUNDLets do it.
>>62725430>keep calling one of the most successful industrial powerhouses in the world a piece of shitDid it rape your mom or something? Seems really emotionally invested. And it’s at like 37 or something with a 19 forward
oh wow wait so taiwan didn't have un recognition before? and they're demanding it now? when the united states navy is tied up hormuz? good timing assholes!
>>62725445>>62725392people who put $500k in equities instead of a house in 2021up 100%, at $1m now
>>62725450houses are a depreciating asset, owning ur own home as some kind of wealth is a meme
wtf is an akamai
>>62725452it's like cloudflare for boomers, really old dotcom company
>>62724870cute
>>62725441A company with a PE of 70 and the growth of a day care home is a shit stock. It can be a great company and still be a shit investment
>He didn't buy GRRRlollmao
Things have been reddening since 7 AM in NY. Very curious goyrrelation.
Let's see what jooish tricks they'll use today to make Brent close at 99.90 for the weekend.
AMD be pumpin (my penis)
>>62725469zoom out
>>62725469Damn just when I thought Klarna had finally bottomed out… GRRR is back. Not good!
Might take out a loan on my house to buy Anthropic on IPO
imagine losing 50% of your value in a year as a sweat pants company in a time where everyone is wearing nothing but sweatpants.Lmaoing at nike and lulu
>>62725469>Jeet CEO>Negro company nameOof
>>62725511The nike supply glut of shoes is so high that you might not be able to sell a pair of Jordans before hydrolysis destroys it (5-10 years). My take is that men are going to move to more reliable clothing and if we check the prices then you can get a pair of boots or hiking shoes for the same cost as running shoes but with much longer life span, more uses and imo just as comfy.
>>62725511imagine being able to freeze time while you're at the gym and you see a girl with an incredible ass in those gym leggings and you pull off said pants to smell her sweaty feembrapholebuy (female) natural gas
>>62725531I'll admit I don't care for Gorillas too muchIf there were an Orangutan Corporation I would have my entire net worth invested.
today is my birthday I better be seeing green eveerywhere
>sneedisk up +2.42% PM>after selling SNDQ at close yesterdayit really is that easy
>>62725537happy bday anon :))what are you buying on the market today to celebrate?
Need some divs…. Going into divvy withdrawal… plz
>Oracle on the hook to pay data centre investors even if site has no electricityheh
>>62725535Ill invest my penis into ur vagina
>>62725537Happy birthday!
>>62725545more like divine orbs, that ai image used enemies straight from path of exile
>>62725537Happy birthday smiggy wiggy :3Today, just for you Smigstrodamus see's the start of a beautiful relief rally. But like Cindarella at 11:59PM you better be out by the following Friday because we are playing Gremlins rules. >Bulls make money today and next week>Bears make money the weeks after>Pigs make money, get nice and fat for the slaughter>Gorillas make gorillions >Orangutans make orangillios>Chimps make chillionsFew understand this.
>>62725552your pics are so fucking ugly man
>>62725537Happy birthday
>>62725550I enjoy unceremoniously corrupting existing art with corporate logos and ai
>>62725553I think they are pugly, so pug ugly that they are in fact kind of a little bit cute <3 :3
Why does AMD continue to rip up day after day whereis Nvidia has been mostly flat? It's not fair, Nvidia is the better company and even has the better PE ratio.
>>62725553He knows. He just gets emboldened when people tell him that.
>>62725552This here pigger refuses to be slaughtered. The six fig pig will not be degraded to a five fig pig ever again!
>>62725561Trough trashy and pignorant to the last swining breath.You great fattened sow, me and mine smiggers will enjoy suckling at the teet of a crisp bronzed porkings.
>>62725537happy birthday make it the whole weekendyou wont be able to make excuse to do that again til 2037
>>62725552What the fuck happened to this general? This thread is absolute cancer. We need a 90% correction.
>>62725537Happy birthday, anon!
>>62725567just filter or ignore, nothing you can do about the incredibly brown nature of the shit he spams
bearish divergence on 5m QQQ, it's over
>>62725567>Unc doesn't get itAt least shill some boomer tickers like KO or MCD old man!This is the age of slop, get with the times smigger.
>>62725540I'm tempted to lower my average on silver if it dips a bit more>>62725540>>62725548>>62725552>>62725554>>62725566>>62725569thanks guys
Space data center are coming
>>62725582>SpaceX AI>look inside>Grok
>>62725107the idea is you buy companies you want to own that aren't dogshit and you just buy them when they are cheap instead of trying to do voodoo lines on shitcoin retard scamswaiting for some shit to pump 10% to "confirm the trend" is the gayest nigger brain retard shit everif you buy META at 700 but wont buy it at 500 because of the fucking chart you are just a turbo faggot terminal AIDS retard
wow shout out to the guy who shilled SNPS a week ago, wagmi
>>62725594lets be honestsmiggers chase the pico top of ATHs after massive run upsnot companies that dumped and ran up
>>62725230I couldn't imagine ever wanting to be in this room. clown world is so faggy that only weirdos with the strongest prescription drugs end up in power.
>>62725582so are the CDS spreads
>>62725598Where’s my shoutout I told you guys credo at 160 was the easiest 20% of your life
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GIVE ME AN ACTUAL NEW
>>62725633since what you are asking for is "about" smg it kinda fits the topic of that other thread bettereverybody hears ya either way
>>62725618kys
Nigger Friday?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62725618that's not the new thread...
rip my face off monkey business friday
>>62725633NIGGER WE ARE NOT ON PAGE 10
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
Baking!
All the smiggers are kill
>>62725655BASED
This happens because we are mostly Americans with responsible bedtimes
>>62725667I do business with one of these companies
>Spy didn't dump at all on openInteresting. Only happens on giga green days.
force majeure
Long TTWO short credit card providers. I just signed up to enough no fee credit cards to acquire the amount required to pre order gta6 Ultimate edition. I'm joking about the longshort trade idea but serious about the means of buying gta6.
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