Gamma Gang, Post Your 0DTEs EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62726509
Why yes, TSLA did close at 372.11, only to move up to 372.65 after hours, completely fucking over those who held 372.5p into expiry. To be honest, I don't even think I will get shares since it was 372.55 at the 5:30pm cutoff.IM A GAMMA WARRIOR, BABY.
>>62727243Shitty man
>Options degens
>>62727253Post your 0DTEs anon
>>62727245
This is it. This my peak. I lost my high paying job and just got a moderate payout. I will buy a house and never have this much money again. It's all down hill from here.
WEEKEND NIGGERS
>>62727254At first I sold the 370p but it dropped so much in value that I had to double-dip for the 372.5p when it hit 374 with about an hour left to trade.
>>62727245can you stop being a /biz/tard, just buy and forget. its going to 1k next year
>>62727259Fixed it for you
>>62727259>Wednesday
>>62727263I can't anon. Buy and hold just isn't in my blood. I'm an options man, through and through.
>>62727269And yes, the giant red dots are also TSLA when I dropped the bag around 420~
>>62727260sorry to hear that anon. so you are buying a house in cash?
>Bath & Body Works, Inc. CEO and director Daniel Heaf acquired 591,366 performance rights in a one-time grant on September 21, 2026; his reported post-grant position was 591,366 rights. The units may be earned at 75%, 100%, 150% or 200% of target based on stock-price hurdles of $40, $60, $80 or $100, respectively, during a four-year performance period. The number earned is generally reduced by 50% if relative total shareholder return is below the 55th percentile of the S&P 1500 Consumer Discretionary Distribution & Retail Index. Earned units generally vest on the fourth anniversary, subject to continued employment.BBWI CEO is predicting the stock more than 2x's to unlock a $10 million dollar pay bonus for himself.>why buy itthey beat/raised last earnings. they are 4 p/e... four...>why are they downrecord sales during COVID. sales drop after stimmy bucks ran out and they got heemed on "why aren't you growing sales" while kikes compared their sales to unrealistic pandemic bucks sales.last quarter was first time since COVID they grew sales so its finally trending up again if they can deliver on the raised guidance last quarter.I've been shilling here that its a buy under 17 for the last month and been swinging it for a while and already realized a decent chunk over the last month but this is really becoming a high conviction play for me
WHATCHA>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN
what if a company is doing really good and the markets just don't know about it then what
>>62727251right. the supply/demand for residential consists of people who initiated mortgages at different times & rates who have different intentions, particularly when to call the equity and move. as others pointed out a lot of people refinanced or intiated in 2020/2021 which is the determining factor for the current market. because of refinancing/the equity call, 30yr mortgages typically last 7-10 years which makes those duration treasury coupons important for pricing mortgage rates. one more thing to chew on; the US has the most liquid mortgage market anywhere thanks to the GSEs which acts as an incredible boon for creditors and borrowers. that anchor provides the increasingly brown populace with fixed 30yrs that are difficult to secure anywhere else in the world>>62727269you have inspired me to be your counterparty next week
>The gorilla retard is richer than meTough to take desu senpai
>>62727287why do u think they pay analysts to comb through the financial statements of every public company ever? efficient market hypothesis might not be real, but it's close enough
>>62727287you get a near 20x, imagine if you bought PLTR when it was sub 20
>>62727287like GameStop?
>>62727279WTF does Jack Skellington smell like? Bones?
>>62727302I think MVIS will be it
>>62727277Yes, I cannot get a mortgage.
Nobody knows who I was in the last thread
when is anthropic IPO?
>>62727308vember
>>62727303I dunno boss but I think the Disney line is going to do good for spooky season. I use their candles and hand soap and they are quality products. Stores are always packed as fuck this shit getting shorted to oblivion on no news seems like a chance to accumulate before it pops on some random upgrade by Goldman Sachs at 7am on a random Tuesday or whatever.It had like 5x 7%+ days in the last month but has been trading like an absolute shitcoin.
>>62727306uhhh jeez dude. can i hear that story?
>>62727306ngl i had to buy a condo cuz my w2 income is too low for rent around here lmao so i had to use cash to buy a place instead lol
>>62727306hey well at least you won't have a mortgage payment. and maybe you can get another high paying job. or at least something better than walmart greeter. I paid off my house in full because I'm worried about losing my comfy high paying WFH job and I still had a couple hundred k left over to invest in my brokie account. best of luck anon.
>>62727318>says this>freaks the fuck out and sells shit at the bottom of covid>doesn't slurp the dipshould have listened to his own advice. what a turbo faggot
>>62727320Munger was always the brains behind the operation, Warren was always just a pretty face.
they tried to scare us out of our corn
Woman is the nigger of the worldYes she isThink about it
>>62727323
>>62727324This is not a revelation anon
>>62727313>>62727316In my country you can't use disability bux to get a jewgage unless it's been established that your disability is both permanent and total. They haven't been able to make that determination (at least so far) so I do get some disability shekels but that doesn't count as income as far as the banks are concerned. I also can't work, at least not for the forseeable future. I'm pretty sure if I do ever manage to work again it will not be a high paying job. Unless licking stamps or taking 14 minutes to write a post like this will pay out the ass.
>>62727324How to find copper deficient gf?
>>62727324Women aren't niggers, they're children
Are we still bullish on oil bros
>>62727342Kek oil baggies
BWETBROS
>>62727327>>62727336>>62727341https://youtu.be/L2lbYBLDbYU
>>62727345o-own it, don't trade it.. haha...
>>62727351>Good.jpg
>>62727341Children are niggers too
>>62727358Have you gotten down yet?
>>62727281i like these posts but cant be bothered to respond
>>62727351There will never be another talent as talented as Yoko Ono. Her voice, her lyrics, her skill banging the bongos. Makes me tear up just watching her.
>>62727364>Have you gotten down yet?I never get down until I eat my cereal, when I do get down its in the back seat with Sierra and Nathan on the way to scool.
>>62727333oh. i thought it would be something not like that at all
going to start accumulating ORCL for the bailout.
>>62727323>corn up 25% this yearI'm sure glad the fed mandate of 2% inflation is working
>>62727374tha fact that this is a completely viable speculation when oracle isn't even out 90% makes me want to vomit
>applied for a job requiring a person to be eligible for a clearance>40/hr sounds great, no benefits though>forgot to include that I have a clearance already and thus could be hired immediatelyIGGERS
>>62727383That just means you can surprise them at the interview :3
I've earned 1,000 reward points on my robinhood gold card and now I can open a mystery box!
>>62727386>implying interviewsGDII wish I just risked everything in 2024.If I can pull out of all the stocks I'm currently in before mid-october I'm gonna wait for that fat early november dump and bet on a big post-election pump.
>>62727380Oracle will probably recover over the next 10 years and become one of the most valuable companies in teh world because it's run by a jew that's friends with Nancy Pelosi whose nephew will be the next president and the current president and the previous president. Betting against Oracle is basically betting against America.
>>62727383its amazingly easy to get a security clearance desu. just don't lie to the glowniggers, be chink/Iranian/russian, send money abroad to weirdos, have a credit score over 300 and they will approve anyone.. the FBI is hiring actual animal fuckers now for my secret clearance I just had to talk to two glowniggers for like 20 minutes and never saw them again. my buddy got a top secret and he has DUIs and shit>yeah I was a fuckup>I don't fuckup anymoreapproved
>>62727259MU headed to $1600 here momentarily
>>62727372it do be like that sometimes
>>62727391
>>62727388What do they put in those? Klarna and Nike shares?
Trump promised us he'd never be dumb enough to start a new middle east war like McCain or Lindsey. But then he starts the dumbest conflict unprovoked and has the audacity to call his debacle 'smart.'
>>62727402but they were just 2 weeks away from having a nuclear weapon anon
>>62727393I already have a clearanceThe problem never getting a clearance or any certification needed to do the jobIt is getting an interview at all
>>62727393How many dog dicks should I suck before I apply to the FBI cocaine division?
>>62727402To be fair US intel had evidence Iran was close to getting a nukeTrump didn't have a choice, US allies in the middle east and the eastern med were under threat
>>62727402but they were just 2 weeks away from releasing a video of Trump with a questionably aged prosti anon
>>62727388what did you get anon?
Do you think orange nigger will Uber taco over the weekend frens?
>>62727342lol nobaggie
My dystopian fund is doing well >100% PLTR
>>62727410No, he tacos on monday
>>62727406They really didn't want another North Korea situation. It would be an exact repeat and then you have to deal with a retarded country sponsoring terrorism that you can't even attack in fear of retaliation.At the same time the way this war has been going is clearly a fucking failure in all other regards and there's satellite reports of Iran working on the bomb again in that huge ass mountain of their.
>>62727404yeah man you are fucking up you 100% should have that shit on your resume as one of the first things they see. it costs companies like $10,000+ to get a clearance for people and they generally aren't going to risk blowing that cash on someone that hasn't had one before in case they fail the screen>>62727405just 1 shriveled Jewish sack lick is generally enough. make sure to tell them you hekkin love Israel and bring kneepads
>>62727324they're a combination of jewishness and being children but with a hole in the front and two balls of fat on their chestI wish I was gay
>>62727414Yes the execution was horrible, the US and Israel have been exposed as completely vulnerable to drone warfare
>>62727415I'm not sucking a Jew off you sick fuck. These lips are for red rockets only
>>62727318yeah we get it, recessions make millionaires
>>62727308November
>>62727419>These lips are for red rockets only
>>62727307a faggot?
So what happens to the stock market if the AI thing doesn't pan out as a viable profit generating technology?
few are ready for when the SPY chart looks like this
>>62727431this is what the CPI chart looks like when they revise the fake 0.0% inflation data higher months after
>>62727430if the AI thing doesn't pan out the market will move on to something else, it was Tesla and crypto before that.endless money printing has to go somewhere
>>62727431US economic data looks like that already
>>62727413Works for me. I've got spy calls.
>>62727437>Anthropic IPO flops because TTWO pumps 500% on news there is lewd paid DLC
>>62727287then you should buy it because you're owning a lot more than you should if you buy it
>>62727431Is that the fabled circular financing?
>>62727305>12 month EPS -5.52>share price 1.60bro..
>>62727388That's 10 US dollars you stupid fuck. Just get the cash back. They're jewing your betting ass out of that money.
>financedo you say figh nance or fuh nance
>>62727444Let us spend money on the oil fields in a country known for corruption that as soon as they can will nationalize them again.
>>62727410>>62727413taco about what?he already lost the warthere is nothing to taco about
>>62727454He gave a speech at the UN saying he is going to end civilization forever in Iran. (paraphrasing)
>>62727450figh nancebut sometimes I say fee nahns
>>62727454not doubling down is a taco
>>62727456I mean we already bombed them back to the stone-age it seems over kill to have to eliminate a stone age civilization>I've been playing a lot of chess and there's a bunch of iranians stilldamn stone age dead civilizations still have wifi that shits crazy boss
