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>>62728214looks like someone is keeping the oil price down.It's probably taylor swift saving the american economy as always.
>>62728214interesting emergent patternreally catches the eye,oscillating liquid solutionssomeone smart gonna figure it out probably
>>62728226Nah just an odd coincidence
>>62728214That isn't what the chart shows at all
Can the Iranians start shit before MU earnings so I can get a cheap entry?
>>62728245Hes so smart
>>62728214It's all fake and gay. Market makers decide the price. I talked to a schizo forex trader once and the patterns he finds are insane. It basically gets steered at a price that follows a random indicator at a random interval for a set amount of time, and then it changes to a different one. If you're retail and trying to make money off of it you basically race against time to find that indicator/interval combo and make money off of it before they change it.
AMD finna 10x the next five years
>>62728258The 2min MA20 is a favorite
>>62728260Nah they're shit. There will be a 3rd chip maker. Maybe qualcomm will get their shit together. Or it will be Samsung. Or maybe Nvidia will pivot to it once they get heemed in the circular financing business.
>>62728214Oil is too high
I am financially floundering.
If I had lump summed into SP 8 years ago I'd have almost as much as I have now. Living expenses and such, but still.
I'm investing in dips and some crisps. Anyone want anything?
>perpsit's over
>>62728214sounds like Jews in Europe are the ones bidding it up. we should just nuke Europe.
>>62728319Which perps are giving you trouble lil smigga? I'll deal with them bbygurl.
>yahoo finally uploaded my pennystock's iconIt's over. They're onto me.
>jewish holiday saturday and stocks ended green on FridayIt's a miracle from God, this never happens
Will you guys buy into Anthropic when it goes public this year? Personally I see it more of a pump and then dump stock once it reaches it's peak
>>62728381maybe cuz it's some other holidays tooI don't know anything
>>62728306Fruit tarts and cherry coke
>>62728387Investing in anthropic is like investing in the gold miner, when you SHOULD be handing your money to the guy selling picks and shovels (nvidia, amd, micron)The answer is no.
how much is actually priced in?
>>62728393We're currently in a bear market/recession caused by diesel shortage disguised by investments into ai companies propping up indexes.Do with that information what you will
>>62728381>>62728389Koreans come back Monday from 3 days of no gambling... its going to be green as fuck
>>62728398I dont know what to do with this information. I am a simple "buy spy every month" kind of guy. I am too dump for the stock market.
>>62728392I'm saying that because investing in nvidia, amd, micro is kinda pointless now due to how high the value is but it stopped growing since it's reaching it's peak, compared to like 2023 when a share was like 15$ when it blew up .
I still think Klarna will break out of hell. Its just an incredibly risky bet, I admit.
>>62728401he's trying to say his non tech stocks are red. you should buy non tech stocks.I'm stack PEP, O, JPM, WM, SPHY, PCG, SCHD, KMB, BBWI. I think they all bottomed and this whole "crisis" is the fakest and gayest shit I've ever seen in my lifeVIX is fucking 14 and is -6% this month. nothing is fucking happening its just theater to get boomers to vote. the war wasnt even real and we already moved our ships back. its over. if you are still in oil this next month you are going to get absolutely ass raped.
Any "proxies" to invest in Anduril while they're still private? They're doing really well
>>62728245Did he give a timeline?
>>62728434It's not a bad company. Current movements feel like weak hand fleecing.
>>62728451if klarna is a good company can you give me an example of some bad companies? I want to see how retards screen stocks.>2025 EPS -0.70>next quarter estimate -0.15they literally do not make money. all they do is delete money. what the fuck is the bull case? you think its funny? that's it? nothing else?
>>62728441GRND
Just got my SPMO divvyI can now afford a Mcdouble value meal
>>62728441KRKNF
>>62728458>management cut forward guidance to 4 billion in their last earnings citing 600 million dollars they lost in foreign exchange feesI haven't read much about KLAR because I would never buy it but even 0.00001 seconds of research this is the most dogshit thing that has been shilled in a long timehow the fuck do you make 4 billion dollars and lose 600 million of it on exchange fees? 8.5% of their revenue is exchange fees they are losing lmao
>>62728093ur still wrongi dont pay taxes
>>62728474I really don't want to buy NKE but if it hits ~$32 its objectively undervalued compared to their cash flow. If it rugs Thursday I might get tempted. Its been fudded to oblivion its wild zero relief rally in 5 years lmao
>>62728473>clearly blocking out the word IndiaYou fucking lying scamming jeet loser, give all that money back to the country you stole it from, shitskin.
What is worse, airline or cannabis stocks?
>>62728482As a coloradoan, cannabis.
>>62728482TRLV is currently doin somethin
>>62728482cannabis stocks.A lot of them are Canadian and never buy anything Canadian they aren't allowed to make money ever. the rest of them are dealing with a market where so much pot is grown/produced that they regularly just destroy entire crops because they grew too much.its the dumbest thing to ever invest in from a growth perspective.. they are already making more than the world can consume why do you need my investment money lmaoeven if the buidness model was sound (its not) the entire thing is a massive fucking retail trap where big boys just short the fuck out of everything to rape retail
>>62728481it's a tfsa so it's related to my year of birth but i use that in my passwords so im not gonna risk it when my internet traffic is being watchedi started to get phishing texts with my first name in it im screwedim thinking of getting a 2nd phone line just for my banking shit
>>62728506Alright fine, I apologize
>>62728458Nike is a shit company that I wouldn't touch.Klarna's profit margin is increasing every quarter.The bull case is them just increasing their customer base. Their main revenue source is merchant fees and not interest on late payments.
>>62728509>klarna shill being bearish about nikethats it im convinced, im buying nike
How much pump do we have left before the market crashes?
>>62728509>their main source of revenuethey don't have any. they lose money. they lose money every quarter. they have lost money every quarter forever. they project to continue losing more money going forward. they revised down that they are going to lose more money than they expected to lose going forward.
>>62728515believe it or not, the bubbles just startingit was only a build out the entire timedotcom was from 1995 to 2000, an actual bubble is crazier but thats not to say you cant dump -30% or worse from just a build out either so have your hedges obviouslyi dont directly hedge my long positions with % shorts because i cant write off losses in my taxes since i dont pay taxes in first place on gains so for now i just have a big cash pile in proportion to any stock positions i ownnows the time to be trimming any hedges though
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WTF NIGGER TRUMP AND THE RAGHEAD ALREADY BROKE THE NEW PEACE DEAL???
>>62728515Invest in a premium crystal ball from an authentic gypsy
I'll probably trim around 30% of my MU come Wednesday. Not that I don't have long term belief in the stock, but I do want to lock in some profits, it usually gets pretty dicey literally right after earnings.
New Boyle just dropped.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-oXyXwD6sE
>>62728525the US withdrew our blockade and trump said he isn't going to bomb them until after midterms...>no blockade>no bombingthis is called a peace deal>but the media said...they removed the blockade and said they aren't bombing them. that's called peace
>>62728534My favorite financial comedian
>>62728530Before earnings? Did you mean Thursday?
>>62728536In the full animated webm I like how the lady 2nd from the right just hammers the same spot on the screen over and over again. When the numbers come up and they all sit down they look pretty similar. At first I thought she was a retard but the more I’ve watched the webm, the more I think she’s got the optimal cashnado technique.
>>62728542>rightI meant to say left. Or stage right
>>62728327try it Pancho
>>62728543>stage rightI self-insert as the cashnado
>>62728258trueits obvious stocks like Tesla arent behaving even remotely realistically
>everyone is a genius in a bull marketim reviewing my notes and im starting to see enlightment as a conditional geniuswhy do idiots keep parroting this like you have to be scaredif everyone is a genius then everyone can make money, it's a casino when the odds are in your favor, endlessly increasing liquidity or just straight up currency devaluation just saves your ass in the long termwhen you start losing money when the bull market ends, the bear market always ends with increasing liquidity, who cares if that means your living cost doubles again, you would have lost even more if you didnt investjust take profit regularly and get your cost basis out, at worst you will go sideways until it's a bull market againi think im finally starting to understand, who cares if im only a genius during a bull market? you've already won at that point and just need to safeguard some of your gains while you're a genius duh...
Ok this time we're really in the bubble, rightWho's going to pay even more for all those tech companies with the regulatory and liability risk
>>62728573>take profit regularly and lock in atleast your cost basisextremely based advice. I like to trim realized gains on winners so that all of the remaining money is house money and its effectively zero risk and if the position goes down you can always just tell yourself its house money and its not even fucking real lmao
BWET calendar options bro here. Yikers, I managed to pull out of that burning ship flat even.
>>62728579theres always a bull market somewhere, you dont have to fucking stay focused on NVDA when a rising tide raises all boats and there are opportunities there that big billionaire funds cant access because of liquidity or just too small for them to botherCVD Equipment Corporation is trading at almost half the value of its assets because they just announced theyre going out of business because the activist vulture investor just pushed them to do that and start liquidating the company over the next couple years. Everyone else started panicking out it becamse so overblown that the upside becomes amazing vs the opportunity cost (liquidating over 2 years) because it's now almost a 2x play with low risk while you wait for them to liquidate, in fact they arealdy started liquidating as they have 23 million cash when the stock has crashed far enough that it's trading at a 30 million market valuation, when they still have around that much left to liquidate on top of the cash lmao
>>62728479I think you’re probably right on this one but how long would you have to hold that stinker until they allow it to go up? Bank of America fudding the shit out of it and saying it’s going to 30 could mark the bottom I guess.
>>62728030Tit for tat on regional airspace. This happened pre-SMO around the Donbas when a flight was shot down by one side.
>>62728441In what universe, Ukraine sent all their shit back. They said is not only useless but dangerous for their troops, and they got it for free.
>>62728586be carefulwhile i did this, it still fucking hurt to see a good chunk of my "house money" get evaporated lmao so im going to be more prudent going forwardsitting on a cash pile right now and i dont get why people are so fucking allerging to holding cash coz of """inflation"" and currency devaluationit's a fucking hedge to lower volatiltiy and stay open for opportunities, it's not like anyone's saying to go 100% cashlike you could take a hedge that's 25% or even 50% of your long positions if you really believe it's a bubble, but at the same time sitting out entirely of a bubble is retarded because bubbles are incredibly lucrativelike there are shit trading under net cash value even though theyve demonstrated they're reaching an inflection to achieve profitability consistentlystay away from shit with a bad balance sheet obviously but theres like 10,000+ tickers out there, you can afford to be very very picky and just pass on tickers that have a shitty balance sheet or similarly away from tickers everyone already knows about like Nvidia
holy shit massive quantities of oil just flew over my house
Should I buy or wait for november?What would you buy?
>>62728604cash is trash, all in on SpaceX they are about to have a launch on Monday
>>62728604I am a GOOG and NOK enthusiast and that's what I'd get more of.
>>62728606An explosion you mean
>>62728603is this good or bad?
>>62728604I'm only swing trading MU, which is bad in the long run but I've still managed to secure some gains. Everything semis is retardedly expensive atm, I think looking at SNDK's price is a good market indicator, like if it's above 1400, it's too expensive to buy. You can get into some safer stuff like AAPL, LLY or JPM and wait for a 10-20% correction similar to July.
>>62728606Spacex has launches so I can eat lunchesPoetry
>>62728608GOOGL is also relatively cheap, NOK is a pos, don't bother.
>>62728604Smigstrodamus thinks it might be best to sit this week out, Smigstrodamus will thank himself when he is spared the October bloodbath and are presented with cheapies in November while most smiggers are panic selling and cancelling Christmas and Channukah plans.
>>62728615>NOK is a pos, don't bother.why do you say that lmaothe market has been really slow to chase all the downstream beneficiaries, while i wouldnt buy NOK either because price discovery has worked on it already, there are similar setups that the market still hasnt jumped on like RDCM
>>62728618What makes you think there'll be a collapse? Just curious on what signs you see.
>>62728615>GOOGL is also relatively cheaponly if you factor in the anthropic stake at 2 trillion valuationit's only slightly more expensive than the shit and piss but will probably outperform in the next 10 years
>>62728621other than a few stocks, the market is already in the shitter
>>62728594That's not called a bull market. Of course some stocks will go up in a bear market that will follow the buristing of the bubble. Who hasn't bought in already? The market might still go up due to inflation but not in real terms
>>62728620I bought some in May at 13.70, it only went above it twice, just a bit over 14 and I got rid of it on the second occasion. Look at its price action since May, it's never going to break above 15 unless we have another major bullish event, in which case you're better off owning any semi stock.
>>62728621Price compression leading to fake breakout on QQQ & SPY which will lead to a breakdown.Coupled with bonds of every single major global player screaming that shit is fucked, it would seem likely a correction is inbound. Mortgages are under serious stress at these rates with modern house prices and no one is buying not even blackrock. US GDP was exlusively driven by AI infrastructure cap ex and the data centre buildout showing signs of slowing a la ORCL force majeure. WTI will retest $120 and we are looking at similar conditions to the precursor of the GFC.I am predicting a pullback October/November followed by a Christmas retard rally/blowoff top from December to late Feb/March when I think we are due another pull back, whether it is the big one remains to be seen but the conditions are more likely than they have been since COVID.
>>62728628i mean yeah i said i wouldnt buy it at this point but it seems silly to say something is shit because the ship already sailedif you bought it because of AI and native 5G bullshit whatever, whats stopping you from buying something else like Radcom which is benefiting similarly yet is only trading at $10/share when their net cash is over $6/share so you're really only paying $4/share for the actual business ($70 million valuation) simply because investors panicked out since their sales slowed down .... because equipment is not being manufactured fast enough to meet the demand..lmao it's like people being scared about interest hikes when interest hikes are being done to SLOW down ai companies that are doing too well lmao like what?? yes, all else being equal, interest hikes are bearish, but there are a million moving parts to this shit
>>62728631These are things I've thought of too, it just feels like everybody's ignoring them, like the stock markets aren't "dealing in the real world". Everyone seems too euphoric atm and that's precisely what scares me.
>>62728631Smiggers like to say you can't TA on commodities or the VIX but you obviously can lol.I think the playbook for this week is red Asia open gets bought up into flat Euro hours then pumps right through to Micron earnings Wednesday then peaks and starts to sell, accelerates as it becomes clear to those in the know that the Diesel export ban is confirmed on Friday after close.We will see 6% US 10 Year and 7% UK 10 Year within the next 6 months. These are unprecedentedly dangerous times but that should present life changing opportunities for cool headed smiggers who are positioned correctly.I will keep calling it as I see's it. So far I am right about 75% of the time.
bring back bagglerI'm sick of this slop spamming T(r)A(nny) shitat least get a trip so I can filter your bullshit
>>62728638Yeah, I'm out on Thursday morning. Will maybe buy some UNH and set an alarm for a 10% crash
>and here we see the /smg/ bear in his natural habitat>they spend all week losing money, only to then on the weekend bluff as market experts>they will expend enormous mental energy imagining a world much unlike reality, where markets are trending down, and a crash is imminent>it doesn't matter how many green candles they eat, how near we are to all time highs, how powerful the trend is, they do it every weekend>let's watch as this unbelievable spectacle unfolds
>>62728631>>62728638good posts anon
NIGGERS
>>62728536You guys have any good documentaries about the gambling addiction of boomers?
We... we are the last Bobos. The last of our breed. The breed with the strongest resolve. We will eat better. We will eat meat. It will be beef.
>>62728606I like that its not a matter of if but a matter of when Elon blows one of these up and QQQ drops 3%. Every launch a game of Russian roulette with boomers 401k plans. extremely based
>SMG is being bearishTime to go all in calls
>>62728680
>>62728680in all honesty I'm not actually invested in them in any way, I just like watching the launches because they are cool
>>62728631I agree with everything you said but consider the following>QQQ is overpriced showing signs of being ass because of debt concerns>war ends, oil drops>they just do the fucking rotation out of AI shit back into consumer defensive againthen at the end of the year QQQ has the Santa rally breakout you drew.they don't even need to crash out they can just rotate again
>>62728685>I'm not invested in them at allSPCX and TSLA is over 6% of QQQ and they have deals with all the other mag7 so their debt is exposed to probably like 30-40% of QQQ when the headline news is the debt crisis in the world markets lmaohim detonating one of these on the launchpad could totally start a significant drawdown for the market
>>62728675Beef is tasty.I bought a second freezer just for my steaks.Not because buying them in bulk is cheaper but because I wanna have options.
>>62728675wait actually it's the 3rd freezer. Well anyway the market is probably gonna go higher because trump said no brakes on AI
>>62728691>war endsgood one
the world is a vampire
>>62728675I also want you to know that we are literally in the most "risk-on" enviroment in history where we actually risk extinction for stock market gains. Now bend over babe.
>>62728726oh the genocide in Palestine wont end (until they are all gone) but I'm talking about the fake and gay Iranian """war""" Mexican standoff to fud up drama for elections while VIX is red every day
>>62728675You will eat salmon and berries, and you will be grateful.
>>62728726>that nedin yahoo he's anotha one
>>62728747Bears in my area eat garbage and get shot
>>62728747lol
>>62728756Reminds me of this I made way back when I first started sloppin
>>62728751>they call him BEBE>what kinda name is that. that's a fukken girls name
>>62728691This means if youre retail, buy ever dip. Every single one.I wouldnt sell peaks if youre a long term investor but that would work for short term.
>>62728765>buy every dipholy shit this guy gets it
>>62728691Smigstrodamus is still bullish long term and tech fundamentals are mostly good, a mixed bag really I mean for every MU & SKHY & SNDK there is a ORCL, CRWV, APP. But forward earnings are showing deep value for many tickers and there are many reasons to be bullish long term. It is mostly a perfect storm of unfavorable macros mostly because of Jews and Trump's dementia retardation which is even more unpredictable and retarded than his regular retardation. We will make it out of this, and become stronger for it.Tutto Passa Smiggers, Tutto Passa.
>>62728739oh i'm buyin them VIX callsthere will be quite ridiculous market spooky election antics
Longer term this is the rough TA inspired playbook for the October correction going into December recovery and Jan/Feb rally Slurpers will be rewarded, bears get cocky and get slaughtered until bulls get too cocky in lousy Smarch and it all falls down.
>>62728777You are brookfield pilled smiggtrodamus?
I think they are going to print money (QE buying bonds) while raising rates to 'fight inflation'.
Every day I despair because I hadn't begun investing earlier.
>>62728794Q's down SCHD/VOO up just like in June. maybe they even blame Leopold moneyburner again.. they have been floating "he's back" stories recently. Then everything ATH for Santa rally. My crystal ball cant see next year... depends on outcome of the elections. if trump becomes a lame duck president I will be very bearish next year and probably just buy bonds and wait for the great niggeringI think Q's will look exactly like your chart says but I am just saying there is money to be made elsewhere instead of sitting out till November. Look outside of Q's smigstrodamus there are other charts
>>62728806My child. Every day you should rejoice you didn't star investing even later.The past is history, the futures are a mystery. But each trading day where you have breath in your lung is a gift. That is why it called the present.
I hate Jensen Huang.
I wish I had started to use a strategy 10 years ago instead of gambling and vibe trading
>>62728798>againthey never stopped dude.. they literally talk about the feds dual mandate and fighting inflation and then walk out of the room and nigger print billions of dollars every month
bros, I am up 300% this year and kind of want to take some profits (I want some winter toys, snowmobile, atv, icehouse) but I also think the stock will continue up and don't want to miss out on additional profits, the tax hit would also be annoyingah the dilemma of having made too much money..
i don't think you guys understand how powerful it is to simply put this chart on your homepage. if the line goes down get the fuck out. if the line goes up buy.all of the gains this year were March to May super pump and it was all just the fed printing fucking money. good news is they are just going to keep printing fucking money no matter what bullshit lies they tell you about caring about inflation
henlo please connect me to mister kevinwell i would like to order a new gigapumpbut i need a rush delivery on itno i will not holdthank u i will wait
>>62728833liquidity truly is the strongest force in the market, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4
>>62728812based and hopefulpilled
>can't even get drunk anymore cause on prescription meds
>>62728833Yeah sure they will print money. Turkroaches' central bank also printed money, their stocks index sure did well and mooned.Just, not in real money.
>>62728843you can have a lil beer. as a treat
>>62728847?????? ok so what??are you gonna do any better just doing nothing?
>>62728840>1980s "TINA" investing pitched. There is no alternative. we have to buy the dip forever. Governments literally straight up say they will buy shit forever>youtube video 12 years ago telling people not to be a fucking idiot just buy the dip they are going to buy things forever>2026. people wont buy the dip. because this time its the big one for real its the giga war and diesel is going to $1000 for realspeople are so fucking retarded
>>62728843you'll be better for it. i recently stopped smoking weed. i was smoking way too much but i justified it by having a high paying job and being (barely) functional. i was smoking an embarrassing amount so i have had to go through some weird withdrawal symptoms like nonstop vivid dreaming that disrupts my sleep. but i've been saving a stupid amount of money from not buying it, and also not having goyslop cravings. this is financial advice.
>>62728856This is unironically the giga war and diesel is going to $1000
>>62728863if it is then you should buy the dip when it dips
>>62728631Nigga don’t do tits and ass on a dependent ticker
there's a guy on youtubewith a small channel will show you the real deal about investing. he's not a bull or a bear. he's both, and does bull and bear evaluations.I thought that I knew a lot about investing but not really compared to him.it's a guy with a thick scottish accenti don't want to say the channel because people would think i'm just him shilling.his channel name in it has the words big bank but you won't find the channel searching those words
great things happening on fb marketplace
>>62728870
Just filled up my car at the pump and it feels good to do my part in using oil that was printed out of thin air at the white house and US Treasury department.I'm paying low oil prices of 8 dollars per gallon, it's extremely low compared to europe because we print oil out of thin air in the US.That's why my oil stocks are at a loss.
>>62728861>but i've been saving a stupid amount of money from not buying itso TRLV is no-buy? also if I may ask, in investment thesis context, what's your take on the argument "why buy cannabis stocks when people can just grow the plants themselves"?
Doing a take home task for a job interview that's on Monday, God I hate having to be employim
>>62728505Can't they dump excess cannabis on india and africa?
>>62728875personally I'd never grow it myself. the stuff you can buy legally is also turbo charged. its crazy how potent weed has gotten over the last 20 or so years. i used to buy "mids" back in high school that was basically just butt hash. now anything from a legal store is weapons grade.
>>62728868I watch FX Evolution - Trading Academy videos in the mornings premarket sometimes. He is a gigabull at heart but the channel is pretty unbiased he just looks at interesting charts and talks about what's going on realitively objectively. his bias is having a "abundance" mentality that is optimisitc about long term/opportunities in the market/there is always something making moneyits funny because his thumbnails all look like doomer clickbait but its an Australian guy just trying to time bottoms/momentum
>>62728880I tried growing it here in MN when it was legalized, shit stinks and the stuff I got was all full of stems, not worth it imo
>>62728864WHAT ABOUT THE SUPER EL NINO
This lass is hothttps://youtu.be/R92vqPDVgA4?si
I now have to throw another 20k in retirements annually to continue to qualify for child tax creditWhat's the buy?
>>62728898SQQQ
>>62728898all in PEP
>>62728885priced in
>>62728843I have to do full on corticosteroid immune suppression for 6 months soon I dread itOne of the side effects is mood swings, increased risk taking and frivolous spending. I've been thinking of ways to lock my investment accounts for 6 months.
>>62728936Lupus?
>>62728949IgAN
>660k new GPUs by Decembereverything I own into NVDA
>>62728870This is how your guarantee a black dude buys your car
>>62728957high test
>>62728952grok is the apartheid choice yet the apartheid lovers don't want to use it.space x stock is undervalued by 300x
>>62728898MCD with the intention of passing it on to your grandchildren
>>62728898gold
>>62728474>MicronOh god and no one knows what the fuck will happen, because (((they))) will spin the narrative however they want anyway
Will the tankers bounce
>>62728979>>62728898This might as well be "the chart" for gold fags. You only pick the most convenient decade.
>Weekend /smg/
>>62729000>Stop looking at gold now that the beginning of hyperinflation due to endless printing has happened! Look at these dusty 1980s prices!
>>62729000you fail again
>>62729004the period the other anon chose has 3 of the worst bear markets since the great depression + covid. neither is a good window.
The CIA was caught rigging gold markets to pump the price in the 70's after we left the gold standard. Goldbugs are anti American glowies that want to crash fiat and enslave the American populace
>>62728952>Sept 11 we must slow down>Sept 24 we will keep acceleratingwhy do you faggots even bother reading any of this slop from random checkmarks or lieing Jews or faggots or fake and gay mediathis shit should be a crime lmao
>>62729030>yes my competition, we should totally all slow down>no im not buying time to catch up at all
>>62728979Such a stupid graph, if you reinvest divvies the SP has crushed gold
>>62729030Yeah slow down for the guys in the back while I'm ahead on top of asking for regulations so that anyone new can't get their foot in the game .Classic
>>62729015see>>62729011
>>62729003Weekend smig is always just butthurt europoors, anti-Semitic turn roaches, and Indians asking the same stupid questions about why silvaaaaar isnt at $200. I do not care for it, I wonder if the Bloomberg terminal chats get this way on the weekends too?
>>62729040>muh 1% dividends
the problem with gold is that it crabs for a decade before the elevator ride up. and also that its taxed like pokeyman cards because its treated as a collectible. stocks win because of dividends, liquidity, and tax treatment. and i say this as someone with a lil bit of gold and gold minors in my portfolio.
Gold is Gey. Alchemists will crack gold transmutation from carbon by 2035. This will increase demand for crude oil and destroy the value of gold. Globalist alchemists want to be able to print gold.
>>62729047The anti semitic posting is from the “euros” at this point. 50% of the continent is now Arab, Turkish, Pakistani, or African.
>>62729030>trading headline content(left)>trading headline font size(right)>>62729011after gold had been fixed at $20 for 4 decades and stocks were in a bubble. also who cares about diversified index, quality individual stocks beat both to an incredible degree. nasdaq beats both. both gold and spy are risk control instruments and i'm not really interested in owning either until i'm into 7 figures.
>>62729090>i'm not really interested in owning either until i'm into 7 figures.so youre a poor fagfiguresshould have bought gold
buy memory stocks or else
>>62729095or... else?
>Trump rejects deal to open strait of Hormuz in 7 daysWhat the fuck is his problem?
>>62729095Can you ask Xi to allow CXMT to list in Hong Kong?
having 100k cash and then only having 10k after gambling in the casino is wowso esoteric
>>62729116Joe Biden "SLEEPY JOE" Biden should have never closed the Strait and started another WAR to get OBAMA reelected! Corrupt NANCY PELOSI!
>>62728631
>>62728638What's your strategy?
>>62729116Trump has given up on the midterms and is instead just waiting it out to resume bombings.
>>62729116>buy the bwet dip
>>62729095I don't have any fucking money
>>62729116he has no idea what hes doinghis entire presidency is winging it from day to day
>>62728868Grok look it up
>>62729153>winging itBut somehow Israel always gets what it wants out of him.
>>62729159I dont think this outcome helps Israel at allIran is stronger than before the war
>>62729160>Iran is stronger than before the warIt all depends on whether Iran can keep the strait closed or not. If what CENTCOM is saying about oil flow is true (and it probably isn't), then Iran is fucked.
>>62728882Here's a good video by the guy I was talking abouthe's talking about SP500 indexes being a wealth destruction machinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Ro6tOL4QQ&t=1237she tells people, when investing, the way you get rich is to concentrate, and whole market indexes are only good for capital preservation.he doesn't charge money for lessons like most finance people on youtube, and just does it for free.he talks about a lot that's the exact opposite of most investment advice that's given. and make you think about investng completely differentlyit's amazing how he's a bear at the same time as one of the biggest bulls i've encountered
>>62729160Nah I honestly believe they overplayed their hand this month.
>>62729095I didn't buy so it's gonna pump Monday isn't it
>>62729165Iran?
>>62729175correct>>62729163this is true, concentration = wealth building, wide spread = wealth preservationcant get rich on a 10-15% a year average
do I have to wait till 2028 for the Big One?
>>62729192At this point just never invest. Theres no way you'll catch up in time.The best time to invest was before you were born.
Friendly reminder to give up, /smg/! You need 100 million to comfortably retire!
>>62729116It was obviously a deal given in bad faith. ie. Iran giving him a lifeline just before the midterms. ...Of course when you frame it like that, Trump comes across as not being a scumbag.
>>62729175>>62729186its going to pump
>>62729210theres going to come a day where NVDA will stop this 190-220 edging that its been doing for months and just rocket up>>62729203maybe if youre retiring in goy york or some other mega city
>>62728661The Louis Theroux one on Vegas, he specifically talks to a guy whose mom lives across the street from the casino and she gambles every day.
>>62729179Yes
>>62729203No, you need to be a billionaire to retire comfortably.
>>62729216Give me the CODE of that based JAP.NIGGER.
She was literally inside Epstein's sex abuse network and publicly stated Trump was not involved. Why do the anti Trump retards still bring this up
>>62729219well, thats your opinion thenthey control more and more of the region now with the Huthis winning
>>62729210what number is the AI incident channel?is it in HD?
>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's prediction and result>linkrel, next week's polfagANON'S HISTORICAL STATS>majority prediction is correct across the board>42.9% accuracy>votes equally weighted by week against averaged market outcomes>62.6% accuracy
>>62729239>linkrel link>https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvYYWn4>https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvYYWn4
>>62729227This post glows
>>62729224BBAN-107 its Sora Shiina my nigger
Is there an index of all jewish israeli companies that you can buy as an american?does vanguard list it or something?
>>62729249Thanks (Nigger).
Been thinking of a meme strategy that requires no skills or knowledge but increases the likelihood of returns>Start by going all cash, put it all into SATA for 13% returns, paid daily, compounding interest >Keep a list of "cheap" AI stocks, use AI to figure that out>Buy each one after a dip with 1-10% of your cash, based on how big the dip is, bigger dip bigger buy>Aggressively sell, consider selling up to half of each stock anytime you're up +1% or more>rinse and repeat>>62729245>I have no evidence and the evidence that's there contradicts my claims based on literally nothing but vibes
>>62729250EIS, IZRL, ISRA for ETFs or buy directly on TASE which you can do with brokers like IBKR
>>62729255This kind of strategy would have left you bankrupt after every other bubble
>>62729259aight you keep waiting for that bubble I'll keep profiting while you're on the sideline. by the time it occurs I'll have enough money to buy the bubble dip and you'll still be on the sideline because once bubble pops you'll be spending all your free time telling everyone to buy canned food
>>62729261when the bubble pops you lose everything you have in SATA (no refunds)seems wild to chase divvies on a handgrenade
>>62729262Half of BTC is held by institutions who are never selling and buyers in a bear market. SATA recovers as soon as BTC isn't trading at the bottom
>>62729257HOLY SHIT THE PERFORMANCE ON THESE IS DOGSHIT they're up like 50% or something overall and google doesn't even show them unless I type EIS stock or ISRA stock, despite google being jewish, weird how it doesn't show them.These indexes are supposed to be the best indexes in the world because jews control this planet. Only up 36% in the past 5 years, they killed millions for this and only up 36%? They're gods chosen people, they consider everyone else subhuman, they scare the shit out of everyone, they kill anyone they want. They basically control what we eat for dinner and its only up 36% the past 5 years
>>62729267those are goyim funds that jews use to generate management fees. the jews dont invest in the funds themselves
>>62729267A good rule of thumb is to never invest in israel. Your money WILL disappear.
>>62729262anon i know it sounds crazy but stoplosses can be used to lock in profits too. its not exclusive to stopping your losses from being bigger. if there is a bubble, stoplosses make it risk free.
>>62728506Breh I get fucking poojeets and chingchongs asking for me by name almost weekly. Should I be alarmed? I think there's just a nigger tier scamer database somewhere that all the filthiest brown scum can go use to get half your data from just by typing in your phone number. Two fucking mexicant Pablos called me right after a hail storm telling me my address and asking to inspect my roof. I asked them where they got my info and they both immediately hung up. Shitskins ruin everything.
>>62729267ISRA showed up on yahoo finance, but when I looked at the holdings, it's like 14% PANW, and that's probably where a lot of the gains came from over the last year.
>>62729276>stoplosses can be used to lock in profitswhat the price gaps down and the stop loss is not triggered?
>>62729282you can do a OCO, or set a market stop loss instead of a limit.
>>62728794>>62728631Black swan event next week
>>62729291
>>62729291Dick on hard
test
we're back
NIGGERS and next week IS BRIGHT NEON GREEN.
>>62729323So we will have fake deals with Iran and China.
Test
>>62729342are these females legal age? Id like to write something
>>62729342got it :)
>>62729303>>62729293>>62729291will it be a...Big Black swan (BBS)?or a little one.
having that white man urge to cash out 8 grand out of my gains and solo travel to japan
Donald Trump's America!https://youtu.be/vRls2cmdl34?si
>>62729342Getting Casey Anthony energy from the middle one.
>>62728201Are these roadsters even being produced? I've never seen one
We're back with data collection engine 5.0 baby
>>62729347cashing out 4 digits and traveling with it is woman thinking anon. thats what a fat girl would do, except she'd go to disney world and engorge herself on overpriced sweets.
Does anyone else feel like the weekends are boring now with the markets closed? Even though I’m a wagie I enjoy checking the markets once an hour
>>62729359Yes, they are being built at the Gigafactory in Nevada. Debut is next week.
>>62729367youre right anon, I must stack the dough
bwet was so cheapFUCKI knew that cunt would do it after hours
>>62728252the cheapies were a week ago, or two months ago
>>62729347If your skill ain't above-average or you don't speak japanese the best you get in Japan is foreigner working girls. Or prepare to pay something like $200 for an hour where price/quality ratio ain't that high.
>>62728284The helios rack with its large wafer technology is the fastest in terms of inference currently, while nvidia has a ton of existing contracts AMD's pepsi to nvidia's coke puts them in a strong position to outperform as people tired of jewson huang ripping them off
>>62728302me too bud, me too
>>62729347Imagine not just ordering a fresh college girl from Tinder, very sad to see anon.
>>62729407Do what?
uhmister kevin
>>62729421it was going down because iran offered a deal, then trump rejected the deal
>which way western man but you are on the wrong side of 30>option A is to somehow trick a local girl into having your child without marrying her>option B is the highway of effortless and accessible paid sex in asia which inevitably leads to slow-motion wreck of a life
>>62729266>>62729276I dunno man I'm not fucking with shitcoin scams. maybe its 13% yield for reals and that's cool but its kinda sus for me and I'm not fucking with something that's no insured... that just seems way too fucking Jewish. when/if a bailout comes everyone gets their cash back except SATA guysI have no clue what the future holds. I think quantum is fucking gay and fake but maybe those nerds are right and shitcoins get hacked and go to zero instantly. no stoploss works for that and no government insurance is coming to bail you out.13% Apr just sounds fucking sus
>>62729427Rejected the deal but said no more bombing till after midterms and withdrew ships from the straight.So he TACO'd but won't admit it.
>>62729277>being gangstalked by mexicansconcerning. very grim.I watched the new resident evil movie tonight. it was kinda shit. 6/10. tried to be too funny.
>>62729420How?
>>62729430>13% Apr just sounds fucking susThat's because your dumbass monkey brain doesn't understand 30% of your "melons" rotting per year due to purchasing power erosion. You are really pulling in closer to 9% apr and don't forget to pay another 30% to the big guy. You are really only netting 6% per year, well under the S&P average growth.
>>62729437Have you tried being hot and hung yet?
>>62729434isn't that kind of dumb
>>62729443I understand that yield correlates with risk and that the shit cant even peg itself at an all time high...
>>62729458Of course it can't peg itself, such a weird thing to bring up in a financial conversation
>>62729429Option C, an overseas asian marriage from a first world east asian country. Happily ever after 40+ life living off divvies
>>62729420>>62729444you are larping. There are actually no hot AND not mentally ill girls on tinder at all. And how would being "hung" matter in that equation. You think you're just gonna send a dickpic on instagram and get laid with prime pussy? Is that the reality you are living in? Are you 12?
>>62729462This is actually the correct answer. You have to move to her country where her family will keep her from becoming Western.
>>62729466>You think you're just gonna send a dickpic on instagram and get laid with prime pussy? Is that the reality you are living in?He doesn't know about the lust for Big Greek Cock. Nobody tell him, it would ruin his view on woman.
>>62729462
>>62729472in all scenarios that I know of. That a woman woulkd be "ordered" for free into your bedroom, the woman does either have a stinky mentall illness pussy or hit the wall 2 years ago. But ofc you could pretend these facts are untrue and maybe you'll find a couple of idiots who believe in such fantasy
where's that bitch Angie I wanna file a complaint
>>62729478Brother, if you really want to stare into the abyss. Do one thing for me.Open Tinder.Update your profile.It should only say one thing."I have a 10 inch [rooster emoji]"Try it, or don't, either way you lose.
>>62729483no I want to live in a world where women wash themselves before they jump onto my tiny dick. I'm just romantic that way.
>>62729488I accept your surrender anon. Have a picture of how the real pros make sure she is clean.
>>62729488>>62729491
is we getting real estate cheapys
>>62729409Indeed, gotta pay big this week to play MU
>>62729502Inshalla, we can pray al-Chudda
I am tempted to open a short position on Monday. Feels like the bullfaggots are running out of juice.
>>62729506Gonna fight Mr. House?
>>62729317Biggly brother
>>62729496...taking a bath will make her std-free...?
>>62729500>>62729500>>62729500>>62729500>>62729500
>>62729488i bet you make her take an STD panel too before kissing, how disgraceful.
>>62729502My house went down 2% on zillow last week
>>62729521no I have probably more STDs then any of (you) but that ONS shit just isn't worth it for me.
>>62729444But chudah...
Move along, anon. Nothing to see here.
>>62728625It will go down and then up.
