Eat. Sleep. Buy TSLA. EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62727243
real prev>>62728201
>>62729518realer prev
todays news: a reminder that INTC has went back to nancys entry point and she is still holding.
NIGGERS
How many SOXL shares to be able to afford white or japanese surrogate?
this week line go up!
>>62729538Diesel, yes
>>62729500Triples and I will chop my cock off
>>62729556checked. You gotta do it now
>>62729556
/smg/ stock market movie nite starts top of the hourtonites stock market movie is Generation P (2011)
>>62729584I only watch Youtube poop videos
>>62729500How many times are the kikes going to get away with dumping volume into the market at the last 3 minutes to keep it propped up?
>>62729518another very dead week
Who of you invested in this dud? I remember a smigger as smug as an anime girl how much he made off that stock and how he had faith due to robust government contracts.
>>62729591This is illegal, you know.
>>62729597I don't invest in duds, goy.
>>62729601what
>>62729604You don't watch youtube poop videos you liar.You must die.
>>62729592The market is always rigged like this.
>>62729605die what?
>>62729606shhh... stop fucking talking about this. if more people do it then it wont work anymore.
>>62729607No being coy because you initially didn't get it!Just for that indiscretion, Micron's stock will plummet this week.
>>62729606whatever you do. do not get a futures account.
>>62729609Okay I think you're making a reference to that zelda video game. The same game with the "SQUADALAH!" guy?I was never a fan of YTPs using that game. I liked YTPs using WWE clips or just general TV stuff.
>>62729617Guys... I think I'm oldStocks for this feeling?
>>62729620micron
>>62729518Absolutely shorting nike. They're fucked.
bros how do i read WSJ without paying the jewscription?
>>62729597>managed to avoid a shitshow by panic selling before june earnings
>>62729631He sold?
>>62729628o
>>62729628Try searching for the URL on archive.today
>>62729628or if you search the article title on duckduckgo search engine, and press the news tab, it should be there to read freely.
>>62729638>>62729639Based fuck journalists in the modern age. Propagandists line up against the wall>Disclaimer: feds this is a joke/exaggeration, journalistic integrity has been utter dogshit for about 15 years
>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's prediction and result>linkrel, next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvYYWn4>https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvYYWn4ANON'S HISTORICAL STATS>majority prediction is correct across the board>42.9% accuracy>votes equally weighted by week against averaged market outcomes>62.6% accuracy
this thread is dead as fuck. I'm enjoying the night storm right now in North Eastern USA. Good night.
>>62729628Why would you read that shit
I was thinking about it... and women are basically niggers
>>62729628Unwall dot app
>>62729596>>62729518>Micron earnings>dead weekYou wut mate?
>>62729584Gay
>>62729620KO
>>62729628>read WSJ without paying the jewscriptionnobody wastes their time reading that garbage.
>perpsit's so frickin o-wait it's all green
>>62729713>jets fanchecks out
ONDS tards are our heavy bags of this shit stock finally getting lighter?
I've seen crazy shit, crazy shit, crazy shit, crazy shit
>>62720865>The debt problem is self-inflicted. Just tax corpos at 1% instead of 0% and it'll be paid off in 5 years.you LiAr LIAR FuCKING LIAR LIARthe debt will be paid nominally.I feel sorry for bond baggies
SOXL
Ready for monday?
>>62729721how do i find women like this
>>62729732check the purps cuhit's green
>>62729732I cashed out, so I have nothing to be ready for.
>>62729734You need to have Alpo breath dog
>>627297322 more weeks to slow the economy
>>62729500Those are some long red candles!
>>62729732i am down 17% on MCD, born ready nigga, its only 12% of my portfolio but still ouch
>>62729606Daytradersisters …. not like this…
>>62729606>how to get absolutely destroyed by taxesjust buy and forget at that point
>>62729732My body is ready for a bogful week.
https://youtu.be/vRls2cmdl34?siTrumpenomics
>>62729677The only way I see this happening is either he dies then the current administration capitulates to their demands since they can now blame everything on a dead man
>>62729790>doesn't even try to have any control over sale price>doesn't hedge against rising operating costsmaybe lobster fishing isn't for him
Ive got a favorite https://youtu.be/BC-x05WNoOg?si
>>62729810Its all about Trump protecting his mistake, he'll continue destroying the economy until he admits its a mistake (he wont, he'd rather you suffer and keep up the ruse.)
>>62729790I'm tired of this meme format/sentiment>REAL update on the economy (NOT GOOD)>My business is failing (hint: it's the economy's fault)>Why I need to quit X because it's no longer as profitable>It's over for me BUT YOU'RE FUCKED TOOand it's always people like picrel but with increasingly more retarded takes
if you're a full believer in AIthat it's the next industrial revolutionyou should be afraid financiallythere are thousands of debt ridden zombie companies in your indexeswhat do you think s going to happen to these companies when they face a slew of rising competition due to the AI boom?what do you think happens to credit when thousands of zombie companies bankrupt?I don't think you fully thought this through.
>>62729817>market opens
I WISH FOR A CRASH ON MONDAYhttps://youtu.be/tZmpEPXtrb8?si=OKXQFNhLd6yABDro
>>62729620KMB
NIGGERS btw
>>62729828this
>>62729750>30% down from ATH in FebruaryOuch indeed, what the fuck happened?
>>62729681>MU Q1 2026 beat earnings 3.28 EPS>Dumped ~3.7%>MU Q2 2026 beat earnings 3.9 EPS>Mooned ~15%They'll beat EPS but still dump because the market wants them to be at 4 EPS beat or some retard number.
>>62729820i don't care boss i just wanna sell a lot of silicon the rest of you can live with what happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVlx2en1RRc
>>62729458Part of the reason I became interest in it was it pretty much pegged to $100/share once BTC stopped bottoming. Once it went up a little it was pretty much locked to $100. So things have to be pretty much at an all time low and stay there for you to lose a significant amount of money. Also you can just set a really tight stop loss if you're worried about it. There's literally no reason to hold through volatility as all your gains come from yield
>>62729840hi nancy pelosi, please let us know asap when you sell, not a month later
>>62729500
>>62729850cocky sunday bobo spottedyou know what that means frens
>>62729840INTC at $200 a share.
>Trump announces on international news that he is refusing the Iranian peace offer and the strait will remain closed>oil price drops
Trump said he intends to end war after midtermsdoes this mean it's going to turn into a full blown war?
>>62729862Obviously. You think he's gonna retreat and let them charge tolls?
>>62729868His administration is going to be a real dumpster fire after he's clobbered in the mid terms
>>62729868So the tanker companies stock prices will bounce and rise past the ath?
>>62729871Probably. This is not financial advice.
>>62729862I think he's just toying with Iran and will keep doing so indefinitely if need be
Is Sezzle beating Klara?
>>62729820>in your indexesWhat indexes anon?
If people think things are bad now wait until the Stalinist Melenchon is in power in France and he ends the EU and the French economy just to increase boomer pensions.
>>62729820I would bet there are maybe 2 zombies in QQQ, Tesla and SpaceX.
>>62729894yeah, nomore like 10%Warner BrosSiriusMarriotStarbucksand more
>>62729820These companies will just get delisted from the index and replaced by the new profitable ones
>>62729819Some people have to live in reality
>>62729820>50 cent on the dollar is now AI-related shit in the indexes. >And this is all before we throw in more clown shit like Anthropic’s 2 Trillion IPO target.lol, lmao even.
>>62729908goyim aren't people
>>62729913And what are you?
My therapist told me what I needed to hear, that I am God.
Do we have Anthropic shareholders in this thread
>>62729913goy-what?
>>62729913truth
>5.18%
$NTSK is gonna be the next $NET
>>62729894QQQ isn’t a tech index, there are sandwich companies in it. But even tech won’t be NOT disrupted by AI. In fact tech is the epicenter of disruption and XLK will probably drop markedly when the AI penny has fully dropped. 2027 AGI will be introduced.
>>62729876fears of the future more then anything actually on the balance sheet on income statement at the moment
>>62729924Awful awful risk reward. You realize it won’t be only decided in late December that the chances are 98% they won’t list this year?
>>627299242 trillion for a copy paste of chattishieet
I'm prepared to crash back below 100k soon (not really. it will be devastating)
>>62729518Tempting to slurp on Nike post earnings, I can imagine them going through one last small desperate squeeze before they die for good.
How do I stop looking at a 150 year old chart and thinking I should sell everything before 2027
>>62730017What's the upside to waiting until last moment?
>>62729997I know its not 100% tech, 60% or so. I'm not really scared about it dropping like a rock because the shit will be replaced like the other guy said, that's the whole point of an index.
>>62730010Maybe the boomers will give it a last poompa, I'm the exact demographic Nike should be targeting but its just not cool anymore. Older zoomers are going to be buying adult shoes from now on and it just isn't culturally relevant with younger demographics. It will die like LULU.
>>62729999>>62729833meant for
>>62730026The entire index will be rebalanced doebeit, you won’t have an escape route. There is no reason to hire an expensive American worker with strong labor protections when a Vietnamese with the same IQ can prompt an open source Moonshot model for the same results.
Mr. Payment, a second Ben Felix LETF just hit YouTubehttps://youtu.be/E7pl0tqzIUQ
>>62729500go to bed elon
>>62729985>Chart looks like shitYou sure about that?
Open the casino
>>62729820>this sticky wicket of a board state matters to people who "understand" what "money" isnot my problemjust play the gamei'd prefer if you were having fun and were happy doing it but I don't control that
>>62730111Keep the casino closed!
>>62730115>>62730111Partially open the casino but keep some sections closed, such as the Chinese buffet.
>>62730111>>62730115Bankrupt the casino
When is it going to crash
>>62730137It's waiting until I buy.
>>62729934I think its time to admit the yen bailout and the bond buybacks were not a good idea and that this fag is flying by the seat of his whistling pants.Yknow. Whistling.Because his asshole is gaped wide open.Because hes a fag.
>>62730137You only have one specific indicator to follow. Be happy it's THAT easy.
>>62730146Quick reminder Bussy ruined his Soros fund in the early 00's by shorting oil.It's like poetry, it rhymes.
AI sloppers galore itt
>>62730146The failed yen bailout was an indirect (also failed) dollar bailout.I'm thinking about buying gold for the first time since 2022. Maybe even a commodity index which is something I've never considered.
>nice weather, decide to go for a walk>thinking about sitting down at a park bench that I walk by often, it has a good view over water and mountain landscape in the distance>think it's gonna look weird to sit there alone, so I decide against it>as I am walking by, a woman walks alone and sits down at that exact park bench>have never seen this happen for years, nobody ever sits down at that park bench>think this might be a sign that I should approach>chicken out and walk past the benchat least I am financially well off
>>62730128This is what winning looks like tranny (who knows only losing)
>>Giovanni Staunovo@staunovo>Iran hit 19 violating ships in Hormuz in past two nights - Fars #oott
>>62730170I was going to seriously consider your post until I realized your dumb ass saved a thumbnail instead of a full size image.
>>62730043Line will continue going up if the entirety of Uttar Pradesh is employed by the MAG7. Only danger is a possible communist revolution by Americans.
>>62730175He's only able to win because the people around him are so much worse
total bobo death
>>62729810How many fucking times is some schizo going to call for Trump's death in this generalThis is so exhausting.
>>62730185TDS is permanent, sorry
so whats going to happen this week? please dont tell me nothing.
>>62730195I'm anticipating more green days :3
>>62730195Grand opening of bobo gas chambers. Big day for Zyklon-G (short for green) producers.
>>62730195Bull trap pump this week next week is a bloodbath
>>62730171why are you scared of roasties?
>>62730163Iran-Turkmenistan-Uzbekistan-Kazakhstan-China railwayPakistan, Iraq, Azerbaijan border tradeCaspian sea trade with RussiaRelabeled oil shipped out of Iraqi oil terminalsHow much do I get
Taxation is theft btw
>>62730227use train to get oil
TIL euros do not have walk-in food pantriesKWAB
reminder, SpaceX launch before market open tomorrow
>>62730268Where is the link to bet that the rocket will blow up during launch? It looks unsafe.
I own asts, its only a VERY VERY small position. I treat it like a shit coin going to 0. Talk me out of selling it.
>>62730185>>62730189we hate miggers now boss he lied about peace
>>62729811>hedgedesu someone should tell him a lobster fisher should definitely be long oil in the markets just in case... if oil goes parabolic your stocks win otherwise you go fishing like normalhis eyes are really glassy and he looks drunk in the video so I don't think oil prices are the only problem in his life
>>62730249Use it to trade whatever.
thread moodhttps://youtu.be/KAFzJ3r3xGY?t=90
>>62730266what do you need that powerade for, tubby? gonna run a half marathon? didn't think so, lardass
>>62730280>he looks drunkThat be huge considering he is/was a teatotaler. Very bearish
>>62729849holding 100 during a neon green month for BTC means fucking nothing dude. its a "stable coin" that rugged -20% twice since inception (only 70 fucking days) while the broader markets are at an all time high it rugged out fucking twice -20%.You think that shit isn't going to 0 if BTC goes back to 20k? I fucking guarantee it would.
>>62729750Just never sell
>>62729868we already withdrew the ships. the war is over.
>>62730301The blockade is still enforced by aircraft
>>62730266Is there even one thing in there that hasn't sugar added?
>>62730272www.gay.com
>>62730128>I am the house
I thought it was Iran that was blocking the strait not USA
>>62730275Speak for yourself.
>>62730303Buy LLY
>>62730316Trump blockaded the blockade. It sounds retarded but he was trying to stop Iran from being able to sell its oil to fund itself. Of course this comes at the expense of oil becoming even more expensive, which I am sure all of Americas allies and Trump's base really appreciate.
>>62730316Irans blocking ships that aren't theres so the US is blocking Irans ships
>>62730266Grandma had one of theseMiss her a lot
>>62730329eh, Iran was selling to China and India so worth itthe whole war is pretty dumb tho, but agree on blockading Iran ships if they are gonna blockade the strait
>>62730329>>62730332Ah ty
If I had just made the most obvious, conservative bets 5 years ago i'd already be fuck you rich. Absolute state of my meme life.
>>62730266Lots of Aldi products in there, nice.
>>62730146Surely someone benefited from them
>>62730268Get ready for a big kaboom!
the giga bottom is in for MCD, how do i know this? people on pol are saying its dead
All the McDs around here seem busy as they've always been. I try to avoid eating there unless I have to and I just buy a couple double cheeseburgers though so maybe that's what everyone is doing.
>>62730360Always more bets to be made.
>>62730360It aint worth going crazy over it anon. Its always obvious in hindsight. Look at why you made the decision you did back then, if the logic was sound move one, if it wasnt, learn from it for the future. All we can do
>>62730302>bro for real>no speeding zone>speeding here is enforced by aircraft>for real>we put up a sign saying its not allowedthey said we aren't bombing them anymore and our blockade is gone. the war is over retard
>>62730368>>62730376CEO is an idiot who has prioritized keeping locked in franchise owners happy with high margins over the brand and customers who can walk away and have been.Fire the CEO, $2 menu, bam fixed the fucking company.Someone should go activist but it won't be me or any of the other 10 shares is a position losers on this board.
>>62730366If it blows up on the platform be ready to slurp it the fuck up I'm serious spcx is gonna 100x by 2030
>>62730386I find the fundamental assumption of indefinite economic growth erroneous, I know financial systems will implode one day, I just don't know when. That underlying fear makes me reluctant to stray from global index funds and savings accounts. I don't browse /biz/ so I don't know how forthcoming you guys are with your stock picks, but I have 4 buys planned for tomorrow.
>>62730410Thats mostly what I do to. My main investments are just DCAing a total world etf (and bitcoin because I am degen). Whenever I try to be fancy with a bit of playing around money I lose money on it so that helps me stick with my boring strategy for most of my money lol
>>62730403>Fire the CEO, $2 menu,Agree, but the company is running with a idiot in charge and going with lynchs saying you need to be ok being in a company a idiot can run
>>62730410ITS SO FUCKING OVER SELL EVERYTHING AHHHHHHH>VIX at 14lol
>>62729862yes
What are you guy into these days? For me it's big black bbc cocks
>>62730360Part of being a good trader is learning when to let go. This will happen again and again. Thanks for playing, goy!
>>62730376For me its:>Double cheeseburger, no cheese, extra onions & pickles>Big Mac no cheese>9 McSnuggets >Diet CokeI've eaten McMenu items you smiggers wouldn't believe, when I am abroad I get something exotic, in Spain they have los grande mac which is a double bigmac served with a cerveza and in Thailand they have truffle mayo on their burgers. Thank you Thailand, very cool!I own 100 MCD as of Friday and will be holding it for several generations. No brainer smiggers, no brainer.Just fucking McDo it smigga.
do smiggers take any drugs when you trade?
>>62730422sometimes its best just to yell NIGGGEERRRRR repeatedly at the position and then avoid buying more until it proves it can get its life together. if it goes lower then you can just get drunk about it and sell it and cope by saying "this is just a tax deduction"don't water weeds. KLARNA baggies are watering weeds right now :(
>>62730424Sure I'll casually admit to using illegal substances on an FBI-monitored imageboard.Just how fucking stupid are you?
>>62730424tylenol
>>62730426Yeah KLAR looks pretty bearish on the weekly chart. I'd sell calls if I was holding enough KLAR. Otherwise I would just cut my losses. Silly bagholders.
>>62730424Ritalin nigga
>>62730415I don't see bitcoin as degenerate. I've held since August 2020 and I've never trimmed my position. My idea of degenerate is deep otm LEAPS on a bitcoin miner pivoting to datacenters, which makes up a large part of my holdings.
>>62730423I stopped going to MCD but when they had the 2 for 3 value menu mine was>2x mcchicken>2x mcdouble>2x 6pc mcnuggies>large fry (because im a growing boy)
>>62730403>Fire the CEOhe'd get a few billion in golden parachute money. We truly have the best system.
>>62730448In my opinion, the fact that greedy CEO's are incentivized to burn down their own companies is a good thing to ensure we never have company dynasties that last for eternity.In my opinion.This worked for video games, I mean look around you, AAA video games are fucking dead and Indie has taken over almost all their market share.Another McDonalds shall rise from the ashes. Let's give another multinational burger corp a try. Perhaps Culvers or In n Out.
>>62730459its the same cycle over and over again>founder builds company on delivering something to customer>builds great business model>gets too big and goes full corporate style>makes decisions based on short term shareholder results>tanks company
>>62730424Drugs and trading mix badly for me. I only do drugs after the market closes on Friday.
>>62730465Microsoft, google, apple, EA, and real estate companies are overdue for their toppling.Im not saying itll happen but I am saying its statistically likely.
>>62730459Individual stocks are like crazy exes—you can have fun trading them and ride the momentum, but you should never marry them because they will ruin you if you do. On the other hand, index funds like VOO or the S&P 500 are something you can always come back to, sit back, and enjoy steady, boring gains.
Oh my, would you look at that, an Axios headline about new piss talks just popped! Who could predict this!
>>62730368Did some field research at my local McDonald’s last night, it was packed to the point curbside customers are coming inside cause all the spots are taken and the drive through line is extended to another fast food chain jack in the box, all while the nearby fast food restaurants are empty, like 1 car aka the single workers car. I’m going heavy into Mcd it’s impossible for this to not go up.
>>62730476I would say the only caveat to this is companies rises and falls are measured in years. You can honestly hold for 5 years and reap massive gains without blinking.
>>62730476Unless its shit like KO or PG
>>62730424Smigstrodamus has a crippling weed addiction to combat his sleep issues but he's accepted that it is lifelong at this point and I function worse sober and tired than rested and stoned. I also trade better high than sober but the real sweet spot is 1 - 2 drinks and a mid sativa that is the Limitless pill of trading, but getting faded feels good so I almost always overdo it after the golden patch.
>>62730472the food service industry is just different. the customer is always right and MCD decided the customer was wrong.
>>62730483Ktim except I quit drinking
I basically am 85% sure stocks are expensive... but there's still Anthropic IPO and Tesla & SpaceX merger in the pipeline
>>62730480What a fucking liar. You live in Bumfuck Arkansas or something where there's no food for 100 miles?
>>62730488Texas. There’s actually a lot nearby, Taco Bell, subway, churches chicken, Popeyes, etc. Just my experience on Saturday night.
>>62730480That's nice, I'm buying MCD bonds, is that ok for you or do you need me to buy the stock?
>>62730478>fake>who could predict itthis one is real. I told you it was real since last saturday
>>62730497Negotiations have always been ongoing and never stopped. The parties can literally just pick up a phone and call each other at any time.Rumors disseminated to the public, especially Axios headlines, are always doing market manipulation, with little care for any underlying reality. Axios is basically just an alt account shared by Trump and Netanyahu.
>>62730481>bro just hold indexs foreverboomer investing advice. we lived in leveraged shitcoin age where trillion dollar companies go +/-/+/- 30% 4 times a year. if you don't swing trade this you are missing out... just buy the nigger dumps and sell the nigger rips everyone uses 20x LEVERAGE MAX now grandpa
>>62730502>rumorsthe fucking leader of Iran went on fucking Fox news in New York and said peace deal imminent. Jesus fucking Christ dudewe removed our blockade.VIX is 14put it together you stupid faggot there wasn't even ever a war it was all wrestling theater for obese Americans that eat MCD and think trump likes jesus
>>62730396A no speeding zone can be enforced by aircraft if the aircraft are allowed to blow up offending cars
>>62730505you're not often a fade but you are a screaming fade right now
>>62730505Pezeshkian is not the leader of Iran. You should provide a timestamp to where he claims a peace deal is imminent, because as far as I know, he did not claim that. Even if he did claim that, it needs to be confirmed by all parties to seem credible.The blockade is not removed, at least not as far as anyone knows; the ships have merely moved further out into the Indian ocean, which is probably because there was a recent close call involving an Iranian anti-ship missile.
>>62730505>US allies and shit even US bases left to fend for themselves as all air defense moved to protect master Israel>US unable to take Iran on directly>does all this gay theaterThe unmasking of the US military as not only a paper tiger incapable of overtaking people who can actually fight back, but a deeply untrustworthy one is going to have major ramifications in the future anon.
>>62730521>the ships*US warships
>>62730517breh trump got his "amazing Greenland deal" now he will show his "amazing peace that he allowed to happen" plan right before midterms.its all fake and gay. diesel isn't going to $20 for midterms it would actually be fucking hilarious how fucked things would get lmao
>>62730521>believeing the anti ship missile bullshitit was a concession by the US. trump is just trying to save face. you guys really are super low iq. if they blew up an aircraft carrier we would really go boots on the ground and be firebombing hospitals right now
>>62730521The blockade no longer matter, most of the oil is being routed around it now
>>62730530I was referring to the US blockade on Iran.If the Iranian blockade on the Hormuz strait doesn't matter, then it is curious how oil prices are still elevated, despite the fact that demand is lower since so many refineries are damaged and China is importing 4 mbpd less than normal
>>62730528A missile with a warhead of a few hundred kilograms isn't going to "blow up" an aircraft carrier. It might damage the flight deck, aircraft and other sensitive equipment.
>>62730503>just get raped by taxes broNo
>>62730544if they hit an aircraft carrier Iran wouldn't have internet or electricity right now. you don't understand at all.. that shit is not allowed even Iran understands some targets are off limits. when they get pissed off they will shoot more rockets at the saudis or whatever they would never do that shit
>>62730421Based #mouthwatering
Or maybe this is just a cover-up for money printing.
>>62730546>if they dare fight back against our primary force projection platforms, then we're going to hit their internet or electricityThen the GCC and Israel won't have internet or electricity either, and probably not even fresh water
>>62730545the taxes argument is such fucking cope unless you are making more than $400,000/yr>I don't file jointlydamn try being less of an incelI'm so fucking sick of broke faggots here saying that realizing gains is bad "because taxes"
>>62730554you know most anons here aren't married
>>62730555they also make less 201K but still are afraid of making fucking money for some reason its better to just hold fucking bags lmao
>>62730554I realized 25k worth of gains last year to buy a (used) car and my refund was 100 dollars instead of the almost 2 grand it normally is.You're a huge dumb faggot
Open the market plz
>>62730560>I made 25,000 but I didn't get 2,000 so I am madI really need to stop talking to you guys.. this is the most niggerish shit I've ever read in my life
>>62730564There are like, dozens of studies proving your style of investing is stupid, so I'm gonna continue my current style of investing, the one that has 200% my money in 5 years.You can go over there and hand your money to the government hand over fist lmao
>>62730570most people should passively invest. there is nothing wrong with it. I am just saying that old data about passive investing is irrelevant in an age where even trillion dollar companies behave like leveraged shitcoins. you will always get another -30% entry nowadays.. everything rugs out 5 times a year even if its META/AMZN/GOOGL/MSFT
>>62730576I buy dips. I just dont need the money this instant, so I let it ride.It really is that simple.
>The employim pay tax on their labour income>The same oyim then pay capital gains taxes>For the worst public services imaginable>To support and engorge a government that hates them and is actively replacing them>MFW tax haven master raceMan I could never be you people, wouldn't last a day! lol, lmao even.
>>62730588Stop admitting youre israeli. Not only is it obvious because you dont post on Saturday, I hate even thinking about you.
>>6273058824% is a small price to pay for ihop, chipotle, panera, and in-market nfl games
>>62730564People darker than a paper bag are not at fault for the fact that you can't invest your way out of one. Taxes on nominal gains eat a huge chunk of real returns. Illustratively, if you make 5% real, 8% nominal, taxed 25% that's about 40% of your real return. Tax matters.>>62730578This is the way. Buy excellent companies at a fair value, or mediocre companies dirt fucking cheap, and then let it ride for at least a year, ideally much longer than that. This minimizes taxes and puts a mild momentum factor spin on your portfolio as the stuff that goes up makes up a larger proportion of it.
NJ afternoon
>>62730593But you do think about me.I live in your head, rent free collecting a cool 5% interest on your negative thoughts.Git gud smigga.
Ill be voting for Bolsanaro
>>62729810>>62729677oil prices going down doesn't matter, refineries are gonna take a year to rebuild.
>>62730594The NFL sucks now. It was awesome before gambling forced them to break kayfabe
>>62730554>the taxes argument is such fucking cope unless you are making more than $400,000/yrBut I am. Not even counting investment gains
Been buying GGLL, TQQQ and SSO, in for around 500kish, do I continue?
>>62730601This sounds way too fucking boomer to actually be the way to make rea fucking money I'm sorry bro your faggot ass 30 year time horizon shit is so played out
>One day after he rejected an Iranian proposal to end the war, President Trump told Axios in a phone interview on Sunday that he expects U.S. negotiators to engage in more talks with the country this week.>"I expect more talks with Iran [this week]. They want to make a deal, but it is not the deal that I want to make. It is what we would have maybe agreed to a year ago. They overplayed their hand," Trump said.>He said that over the weekend the largest amount of oil transited through the strait since the war began. "More than 20 million barrels," Trump said. And the Axios fake news arrives right on cue.
>>62730329>>62730335Trump just did stupid shit, because he lost the warIran blocked the staight not himhis entire presidency is coming up with bullshit every morningto find an excuse for the stupid shit he did the day before
>>62730601the market has crabbed for 6 months and you made dick with VOO while I swing trade a candle company that has had 5x 7% days in the last month. its alright dude being a boggler works its just nothing to fucking brag about on a gambling addiction forumI told you saars to buy the META dip at 500 but you niggers and sell the shit but you wont because you are a little bitch
>>62730661I'm a big fan of GOOGing it up. Gonna be buying more myself.
>>62730530>random twatter account posts somehting
How we feelin AMD chads?
When I was, a young goyMy father, took me to the exchangeTo see the kikes perform -He said, "Son when you grow upWould you be the savior of the b00mersThe zoomers and the foids?!"He said will you defeat them?The demons, & all the non believers,The plans that they have made?
Tomorrow there's the most important Starship launch ever, it will deploy 26 Starlink V3 and will generate profit for the first time.If everything goes right then the stock will reach 200$ by the end of the week, 300$ the week after and 500€ by the end of the year.I hope that you slurped SpaceX while it was almost free.
>>62730685Unfortunately I sold very early, but it might reach 700 momentarily on MU earnings.
Covered call chads we finna eatin good
somebody needs to take these green frog slop generators out back and put them down
>>62730701That's like, discriminatory smigger.
>>62730480Rip
>>62730705Yeah that's like illegal hate speech or whatever
>>62730701remember when people used to care about other people's opinions on the value of jpegswhy did that stop again it sounds like you might have stumbled on a money making idea here
>>62730480I lived in a small New England town and the MCD was pretty great. It was run by all white people, and the line moved as fast as a Chick-fil-A. Even when the line was around the building it only took 10 minutes to get through it. Now I live in the south and the store is run by subhumans. It takes a minimum of 20 minutes to get anything even if you’re the only person there. There are also many fast food options near me and they almost all do better than the MCD. Except Wendy’s. The Wendy’s is trash.
>>62730728Rural small town McDs with cute white girls run just fine
I'm thinking of giving VFMF a shot, anything similar to it?
>>62730753GAYMF
dead thread syndrome
>>62730649it's only kinda fake. there's a little point shaving here and there, some referee fixing, but it's still mostly legitimate, a lot like the stock market.
if SOXL tanks I'm fucked
so what’s dat boi trump sayin bout Iran n shiet?
>>62730795he says oil will go down once Iran gives uphes completely delusional
>>62730274>asts, VERY VERY small position. Talk me out of selling it.If the poistion is that small why sell it? Company has massive potential, military has several contracts with it it and DOD is going on a massive spending spree for all kinds of shit. Yes they always miss their goals, yes they are behind, but they have made some sats then new larger generation sats and launched those. Blue Origin ruined one of their sats with a failed launch and then blew up their rocket and launch pad - this matters because BO can carry 8 sats at a time to orbit but SPCX only 3 at a time. Looks like the money is going to be mid 2007 instead of late 2026.t. 3,000 share bag holder
>>62730774It’s really obvious if you get into sports gambling. They only allow certain players to score depending on how much moneys on it. It’s incredibly fake and gay. I watched since like 95 but it’s unwatchable now.
>>62730530>most of the oil is being routed around it nowThis is nonsense because Hootie and the blow fish are blocking bab el mandeb and hitting their EW pipeline facilities. This is all propaganda.
>>62730540>China is importing 4 mbpd less than normalChina isn’t doing that anymore.
>>62730544>isn't going to "blow up" an aircraft carrierIt does not need to, it just needs to show the carrier can be hit and it will run away. The carrier can not launch or catch planes while its doing crazy 8s in the ocean. The last time a carrier had to take evasive action a plane and the tractor fell overboard.
the delusion of the oil baggie
>>62730819>sunday breaking leaks to prime the futures marketsits all so tiresome
>>62730819esplain how this works? Iran keeps hitting tankers, US cant send in its war ships to try to protect. How are these tankers sneaking out, are they in the thread with us now?
Oil perps keep falling.
>>62730819>global oil reserves empty>each tanker requires continuous close air supportThe only thing keeping oil low is the mass destruction of refineries
>he bet against the house couldn’t be me
>>62730819Neither SneakO nor Jiang nor Dugin have confirmed this. Seems like fake news to drop oil a bit, $200 per barrel by Wednesday oilmarines trust the plan.
>>62730828>turn off transponder>usn remotely monitors >????>profit
>>62730819Cannonball run
>GISI remember as a kid looking at the back of the box while eating cereal. They’d always have some kid stuff on the back like a maze or some kind of game. I bought a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch just because I haven’t had it in years. And this is the back of the box? What kids does this appeal to?
I'm not thinking about stocks today
>>62730856Not sure why it rotated. Weird.
babe wake up, 48mins of Ed Zitron talking about NVDA and such was released 2 days ago
>>62730860Why would anyone take a games journalist's opinion on the AI industry? He should stick to Mario Brothers.
I'm glad baggler is fucking dead
>>62730844This is a thin strait, not the ocean. Turning off AIS doesn't do much
>>62730873>Thin straitIt's 20 miles wide at it's thinnest. Let me guess, you're just a little husky in your 40 inch waist cargo shorts too?
Baggler killed after Iranian strike on Iraqi Kurdistan. Baggler identified as Kurdish extremist Bagwar Bazani.
>>62730876Do you think a 10 mile radius cannot be patrolled or monitored with visuals and audio?
Faggler is dead. and we have killed him.And here why that's a good thing acshualleh.
>>62730856niggers
>>62730860Dude is a gey cuckold and quite possibly a full on fagoot
>>62730890Yeah, that sounds pretty fucking tough to me while all your shits jammed and your communicating with a bunch of baofeng 20 dollar ham radios.
>>62730911they destroyed US air bases hundreds of miles away, they can destroy any ship that goes through therewhat even is this delusional shit?
>>62730171Why would you talk to women
>>62730944financially speaking?
>>62730944She could be a hot broker.
>>62730929>Static location vs ship in the oceanYeah, that's a magnitude of difference harder to pull off.
>>62730944They will never understand that men conquer the world to conquer women, while women conquer men to conquer the world. Women are the true predators.
>>62730856no one has kids anymore. the target audience is mixed 30 year olds with a pill addiction and hangovers so bad they cant prepare real food.bullish for cereal. adults eat more than children.
>>62730968oil tankers are huge and slowthey are easy to hit with drones or whatever
>>62730965You want a girl with a short skirtand a looooooooonng
>>62730989A long labia?
here's a fun news story for you nigger retards>SP500 and its equal weight counterpart has the LARGEST DIVERGENCE IN HISTORY right fucking nowthey are going to rotate to small caps n shit soon. fucking watch. I'm fucking telling you niggers
>>62730989And a long position on the SPY, yes.
>>62730993what is the equal weight counterpart?
R88 my portfolioBARC - Pros: US Investment banking AI deals, high UK mortgage rates. Cons: UK government is incompetent, IB is apparently cyclical.STAN - Pros: Asian tiger wealth Cons: Xi breathing down their neckBGEO - Pros: Developing economy, Wack interest rates (8%). Cons: Putin breathing down their neck
>>62731014>>62731014>>62731014
>>62730944>Why would you talk to women
>>62731003RSP. down like 5% this month.
>>62730911Retard
