summer edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62729500
Im sure gladthis weird dork gave an interview today to calm the marketshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvcTvrlCrY8
Options got me like
>>62731014Man in highschool I'd see dudes going to house parties down the shore with virgins like this every week and I had no friends, was broke, and stayed in doing nothing. Even success in my adult life feels like it's all for nothing. Wish I just died in a car crash at 18 or something
R88 my stock picksBARC - Pros: US Investment banking AI deals, high UK mortgage rates. Cons: UK government is incompetent, IB is apparently cyclical.STAN - Pros: Asian tiger wealth Cons: Xi breathing down their neckBGEO - Pros: Developing economy, Wack interest rates (8%). Cons: Putin breathing down their neck
New Qalibaf just dropped.
>>62731014imagine one of them was your daughter and you would never know this picture was circulating on the internet for thousands of horny old men jerking their hog it
where earnings whisper pic!!!!!
>>62731024hell ya i wish that image were me
>>62731026I feel you bro. Even if I make it, so what at this point? My whole life has been a miserable grind, i can't enjoy anything anymore.
>>62731026atleast you fucked a bunch of chicks in college right...right.....?
>>62731038What is options trading and why is it risky? From what I gathered you bet on a stock price going up or down? Why is this hard? Just look at financials?
>>62731019"I AM THE HOUSE"
>>62731026I ruined my teenage years being a giant pussy around girls, it's actually embarrassing
>>62731026>Wish I just died in a car crash at 18 or somethingat least you have a goal to pursue
>>62731048ok phil
>IRAN want to make peace>MU earnings>ELECTIONS in 2 (or 4) more weeksNIGGERS, WE PUMPIN THIS UPCOMING WEEK.
>>62731014Actually anon, suddenly summer moved onhttps://youtu.be/Aqx25hfTZeg
>>62731073midterm elections are already in october?
>>62731074>MU weds after the bell
Does no-one here actually discuss stocks? If I wanted to talk about being a virgin loser I'd go to /r9k/.
>>62731085>futures
>>62731039This is the point I’m at now at 40. Even with a wife and kid it all still feels so miserable. Every day is just a grind. I’m nowhere near having made it and doubt I ever will. Bitcoin could hit one million and I’d still only have enough to pay off a house. Then what? Keep waging until I die.
>>62731088cutewhat animal is that?
>>62731094Wombat
>>62731095theyre from australia or something, right
>>62731046No I lost my virginity at 21 to a prostitute in Amsterdam. Made out with a girl for the first time right before I turned 25>>62731063I don't think I even fumbled anything, it never would've happened
>>62731073Obviously the Iranians want a negotiated solution. The Iranians know a negotiated solution is the only solution; they aren't under the delusion that the war is going to end with Iranian troops marching into Washington DC. However, that doesn't mean they're going to accept a deal that amounts to salami slicing.
>>62731014I just closed /gif/ and /b/ so I won't see these kind of pictures
>>62731100Yes. And they have a pouch like kangaroos do.
>>62731107now I want oneyou shoud become wombat salesmanlmao
>>62731085Markets closed bud, try tomorrow
>>62731111Checked, keked, based and wombatpilled.
>>62731124Forgot pic :(
>>62731032It's real
I'm starting to believe AI isn't hype/a scam/a bubble. For one, EVERYONE is talking about it. My last copy of the FT was 80% AI articles. Sure, that's a sign of hype but I think when discourse reaches a certain level it doesn't matter whether it's hype or not. AI is something that a lot of people want to happen so it will happen just because of that. Secondly, EVERYONE is using it, it's in all coding software, on every phone. Even if it's shit or overhyped it's clearly here to stay.Finally and most scary it's solved the Navier Stokes problem. So it's beaten humans now. Even as the most hardcore AI doomer I kind of see this as a good thing because progress in physics and maths has essentially been dead for decades. We hit a wall with how much information a human researcher can process, AI can help with this. The other wall is energy for testing these theories, if fusion happens then wow AI is gonna take us to the stars. THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO FUCKING HATES AI.
>>62731130apparently theyre not allowed as petssad
Some interesting pieces of informationChina's new flagship orbital launch vehicle, Long March 8A, costs $36m, which works out to about $3600 per kilogram to low earth orbit. This is comparable to Falcon 9's list price for external customers. So, for everyone except SpaceX, launch price is about the same, regardless of whether you launch on a Chinese or American launch vehicle.https://m.weibo.cn/detail/5347755150017456Furthermore, for everyone except SpaceX, launch vehicle availability is very tight.https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/08/theres-a-huge-launch-crunch-right-now-and-it-will-probably-get-worse/Draw whatever conclusions you wish from this.
>>62731130kek, you just HAD to go and ruin another thing
>>62730274>Talk me out of selling it.A reason to sell it and buy SPCX insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWZE3yqLG88ASTS CEO Abel is a turtle pissing away the tech lead. Looks like Elon is going to blow past ASTS next year and be generating revenue while is still planning to achieve his 2026 schedule by 2085.
>>62731140holy shit the slowly unravelling hypercope jellyroll is so deliciousyou don't owe us this but we will pay you back
ETF bros what ETF do I buy if i don't want SPY/QQQ/VT?I want like an active less bloated version of those.
>>62731158Bro you're weird. Why don't you want QQQ? It only goes up.Pick from one of vanguard's specific industry sector etf's, i dont know what you specifically want to avoid/invest directly into.
>>62731158mgc? cdc? idk bro they have an etf for everything
>>62731149Also note that American and America-adjacent space companies cannot launch payloads on Chinese launch vehicles due to ITAR.
>>62731032>US gaslighting bureaulol ok this got me
>>62731161>>62731164Active ETFs seem to have higher returns less drawdown and less bloated with shitty overvalued companies but almost all of these are like values funds I can't find like a good QQQ active alternative
>>62731140This post is the cycle top
>>62731131what does ww3 chad know
>>62731169vfva? a value qqq wouldn't make a lot of sense bu i'm sure someone will take ur fees to spin one up for u
>>62731169SPMO is pretty good or SGRT. If you want tech heavy then VGT is probably it
>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's prediction and result>linkrel, next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvYYWn4>https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvYYWn4ANON'S HISTORICAL STATS>majority prediction is correct across the board>42.9% accuracy>votes equally weighted by week against averaged market outcomes>62.6% accuracy
>>62731158Cowz but it doesn’t have high returns
>>62731172This is THE natty, even nattiest bodybuilder Mike O'HEARN
>>62731140The more interesting question is whether the proprietary AI model vendors will turn a big profit or if they will all lose pricing power due to open weight competitors
>>62731152Chart looks pretty compressed and ready for a big move, whether that is up or down remains to be seen. Fundamentally they have terrible management and unproven tech, while they are very ambitious but are very reddit which is a concern.They could realistically launch 0 more sats this year due to bad weather conditions preventing launches. Which would put them at about 13 sats in orbit when their end of year target was 40. Not a great look.$50 and below offers a decent risk/reward. It really depends on your time frame, entry point and risk tolerance. It could pop to $150 off a single favorable headline, likewise it could plummet to $10 on a few bad ones.
>>62731140What's AI? We have SI now
>>62731073>exited positions Friday>gonna have to buy overnights and miss like a 5% gap up>againGetting tired of this flip flop
>>62731184cows blows donkey i bought some of that after wsj had a story hyping it up but it didn't go anywhere and the fees were ass, check out sphb tho that shit's on a tear rn
>>62731193In the future, whether a model is closed-source or open-weights won't even matter. The tech giants that control internet traffic will use internal user data to train models tailored specifically to individual users—performance that can't be captured by standard benchmarks.
>>62731194>They could realistically launch 0 more sats this yearLikely 0 since that is their MO. Still not info on the three they recently launched. Looks like they are still only partially unfurled therefore not working. Maybe they continue to slowly unfurl but taking so long is a bad sign for these and the rest if they ever get to launching any more. I am going to sell CC and start buying SPCX with the premiums. If there is good pump will sell a good chunk and go bigger into SPCX. Redditards track all the truck traffic in and out of ASTS Midland plant and nothing is moving out, so no lauches coming soon.
>dram more like drama
>>62731209They already do that. For example, recommendation algorithms on social media. Each additional user action adds more data that the model can use to improve recommendations.
>>62731223The fundamental difference is that modern AI can predict user intent and what they want to buy, whereas traditional websites relying on browser history only know what you might be interested in.
>>62731034I don’t imagine that. I am not an old married loser like you.
>>62731227I don't think there's any "fundamental" difference. It's just the fact that being able to collect more data on users allows you to make more accurate predictions about the users.
>>62731231Ok let me give you an example — I've browsed the internet for several beach cities for our upcoming holiday. You could have my full browsing history and still fail to predict where I want to go based on data alone. But because I interact with an AI agent, it knows I prefer short travel distances since I hate long flights, even though I've already visited most nearby spots. An AI can anticipate my decision before I even make it—by persuading my wife and kids on which destination is best.
Would you rather you reach your financial number goal or /smg/ continues to exist
>>62731246Anon, that's hardly any different from what google or facebook already do. They already have a file on you with all of this information and algorithms that can predict what choice you'll make with startling accuracy. The only thing that's different is the stupid chat bot they've bolted on to the front of the machine
>>62731246>An AI can control my decision by providing select information feed to it by the people who control the AI.Correct
>>62731253"acceleration phase" can be expansion or contraction. Airplanes enter the acceleration phase as the plunge towards the ground.
>>62731253Stocks "accelerated" in wiemar too.
>>62731253No, no, he meant to say he's in the bottom. A minor mistake.
>>62731194>he thinks SPCX is a space companyngmi
NIGGERS
>>62731032>US gaslighting bureauLmao shots fired, the 'ranians are based AF sometimes
>>62731255My point is that people lie, so you can't truly understand someone just from their search history. But weight-bearing decisions reveal true preferences. Once an AI agent is involved in that process, human behavior becomes completely predictable. In fact, I think an AI agent could find the ideal partner for you, simply because most humans don't actually understand themselves.
>>62731194>>62731221>ASTSBut le heckin govt contracts and contracts with le heckin major cell phone providerinos!...But in all seriousness the satellite in orbit count compared to what was projected is concerning BUT idk if it matters because of le heckin contracterinos with the big boys. Unless Elon wants to sweep the leg on these guys which idk if he can or would want to do because they seem to do good business together doing the sat launches for asts (unlike the blue origin cucks who fucking botched the launch and vaporized our satellite). Since goyx ipo'ed the stocks have moved together, I think that continues for a while to longer.
>>62731154I was never really one of those people who doubted the capability of AI I just though it was being used to produce bullshit, make people dumber and put people out of work. I didn't think it was THIS good though. The Navier-Stokes thing blew my mind. Apparently someone used it to cure their dog's cancer as well. You know back in the 2000s I used to love tech, had the latest blackberrys and graphics cards. But then it all went dark around 2012-2016 and I turned my back on it all to the point where I now refuse to even use a smartphone (typing this on a 2017 iMac). I now realized that technology isn't bad, it's how people use it. No doubt we'll probably put AI in killer robots and hand them the launch codes but we could have cured cancer and solved fusion.
All my hopes hinge on AMD. If they 5-10x I'd have enough money to have a bit piece of mind that I won't gave to work my fucking miserable NIGGER job forever.
>>62731274>human behavior becomes completely predictableYou believe a calculator will predict your behavior? Are you not implying about yourself: "I intend to allow myself to be hypnotized by this machine". I'm not very smart so I'm just trying to understand your thinking process that lead you to that statement.
>>62731047time decay + IV crush can put you in the red even if you are correct on direction. If the underlying goes sideways or not in your direction fast enough, you lose.
>>62731295arent you afraid of inflation?
>>62731293Let's just make it work together. Think of the people who depend on you to help them cut the bullshit. I'm ready when you are
>>62731275I fucking hate the bills, they remind me of those bills that come in the mail.
>>62731296Your conscious mind doesn't make choices; your subconscious does.
My economic issue with AI was that money was flowing in circles with Nvidia in the middle Looked like a giant scam built on debt. But hey, that has been the case with the entire economy since 1971.
>>62731301Not really, I don't spend much.
>>62731308If so, let it and be free
>>62731295They will 2-3x based on forward P/E.
>>62731295dude, AMD is already very expensive
I hope "futures" poster is here today.
>>62731014at what point does one cut his losses and start over? asking for a friend btw
>>62731318yeah man ai is already played out sadly
>>62731318They have been for the last what? Four years?
>>62731324what bags are your friend holding?
27 minutes ahhhhhh
>>62731328ok, shill us the AMD bull case
>>62731324When you have to take out a personal loan to pay off your gambling debt, but you use the loan money to short the market with 100x leverage and lose everything.
>>62731297Good if you're selling though, especially during earnings
Hopefully adults have now joined the thread. Please comment >>62731027.
>>62731295NIGGER as I love semis, this is already a 1T company. Nvidia barely reached 5T and look Broadcom (more diversified than AMD) battling the 1,5T.
Most normies don't even contribute to get their 401k match... How the fuck is financial illiteracy so bad among them?!?!
>>62731355Jews control public education?
>>62731355my boss doesn't even know what his 401k is going into. he just signed the thing from hr when he got hired and never logged in. it could be in some shit ass money market fund that's losing to inflation. normies are just horrid.
Here's your world-changing LLM bro!>Did Anthropic’s A.I. Really Make a Scientific Discovery on Its Own?>An expert at the University of Copenhagen said his team had been sharing its research with the company’s A.I. model, Claude, and that its new finding matched their work.>When Anthropic, the artificial intelligence giant, unveiled findings from its new biology lab last week, its scientists claimed to have used A.I. agents to discover new enzymes with promise for biotechnology.>Some scientists were quick to cast doubt on the achievement. Then Mario Rodríguez Mestre, a computational biologist, said this weekend that he and his colleagues had been studying the enzymes and their associated molecules — which Anthropic calls ARTs — for four years.>Dr. Mestre and his colleagues have yet to publish their findings. But for the past three years, they have regularly used Anthropic’s A.I. models as they have written code, drafted manuscripts and performed other tasks.>In doing so, Dr. Mestre said he and colleagues shared key findings about the enzymes with Anthropic.https://archive.is/omUwZ
>>62731295>5-10x>After already doing 5x in 5 years, 3x from last yearLMAO, enjoy bag holding. Might as well gamble on options
i have no idear whats happening next week. Middle east is blowing shit up bit xi trump meeting went well. It will be completely dictated by orange man tweets right?
>>62731024Buying calls gets everyone as long as it works. You think you discovered a lifehack. Why isn’t everyone constantly buying calls? Look how I make money hand over fist.Then you start drawing down without any wait-and-see window warning you.
>>62731304>I fucking hate the billsYou wanna know something? As someone who has been watching their games since 1996, I do too. Respect.
>>62731362>investing trillions in AI gets you stealing someone elses workhope the money is worth it
>>62731362This pattern is really starting to piss me off. I have the consolation prize though that Chinese models will oust OAI/Anthro very soon.
>>62731362Alot of the automation normies have been asking for in A.I was literally solved via VBA...Like I don't get why we're wasting so many tokens on agents, when you could prompt to VBA or SQL and get what you want multiple times.
>>62731377chinese models steal even more
>>62731379VBA?Visual Basic?
>>62731362>we nearly got there! two more weeks until we completed our findingsMeat sack cope The fact that they went to AI to begin with shows their failure
>>62731381Yes visual basic for applications. alot of stuff still exists in spreadsheets. honestly makes me feel like and old fart and we're talking about shit like COBOL.
>>62731385I know VBA, Im just thinking how it replaces AI?
>>62731379>tfw you always force things
New market paradigm (relentlessly down) drops in 2 minutes
>>6273136199% chance its a target date fund, which will get fucked by the bonds portion
I should have bought more SPCX
>>62731379>VBAGod I miss VB(A) so much bros. Nothing in history has ever been as comfy.Well maybe Envelop.
Pussy
>>62731398Bobo's fucking wrong yet again
>>62731405check that chart again champ, currently -0.15% and hungry for more
OOO USA! U-S-A! USA!
>>62731413WRONG AGAIN>>62731416
>>62731413kek
>brent upUhhh Axiosbros?
>>62731421historic peace deal tomorrow
>>62731421One last pump before Iran folds
>>62731032Well the market is pretty dumb
