devour the dip edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62731014
NIGGERS
>He isn't grabbing any GRABNGMI
Gas kikes
Invest in yourself anon, we're descending into the greatest financial storm in recorded history.PS - fill your pantry
>>62732074Gas my face (female gas)
Donald Trump makin America great again dammit.
>>62732078Buy your goy MREs from Alex jones. It’s happening
>>62732078i already have 3 months worth of chicken and ground beef in my freezer and a couple emergency ration foods that last 2 yearswill i survive the purge
Someone give me the rundown of whatever the market narrative/story is right please. What does it care about? Is there still a battle to decide the reality of oil prices? Are AI farts still being huffed? Are rate hikes and bond yield increases being ignored?Been out of it for a few months and need a primer. What are some darling stocks to consider, too?
It unironically is the jews doing this red market
>>62732085Also, if you could share your workflow like what you do daily/weekly or whatever cadence you follow to stay informed. Trying to patternize my own workflow right now and transform it away from doomscrolling.
AI haters should be replaced by a robot
Let me into the boardroom Saar
>>62732092The shartroom
>>62732092>America gave its leadership away to Saarsland >Saarsland will use this newfound political capital to import jillions from saarsland How do I long this
>Bought QQQ puts @ ~745 Friday for the end of October>Pussied out and sold at ~744 for like 4% gainThought I would have been rugged by a last minute piece deal on Monday, especially when we went back to high 745's after hours.Could be worse I guess.
>>62732089My daily workflow i masturbate at least 16 hours a day and right now the market is coooooooomingYou owe me 5k for this financial advice
>>62732100Short toilets and public beaches
>>62732092https://youtu.be/bKmadR4Ye54?si
>30Y is 5.51%So much winning.
>>62732085RACEEEE WARRRRRRR
why the shit is nasdog crashing?
They will turn back from the abyss, right? Surely there are still adults in charge, r-right? They told me Drumpf cared about the midterms so he’d get a deal before that but he clearly do not give a shit about that. But there is still someone somewhere who won’t let Drumpf just destroy the global economy for his Zionist war, right? They’ll eventually tell him enough is enough, r-right?
>>62732126Sorry fren, its the Shemitah
>>62732062I forget reddit is publicly traded
>>62732118cuz china posted weak industrial growth for august
>futures
>>62732114QUICK GET THE HOMOSEXUAL TO PRINT MORE MONEYAHHHHH
Shake that kikeI will rape a banker
Guys the 10Y is at 5.2% and the 5Y is climbing further to 5.03%And the 2Y is only 10 points away from 5%
why does it keep going, we were supposed to pump because of MU
>>62732114Congress is so fucking stupid they'll still end up spending more and more until we have a Greek level crisis and have to force austerity measures
Boomers understanding what Inflation is challenge- Difficulty: Impossible
>>62732134It's part of the SP500 now
>>62732151>And the 2Y is only 10 points away from 5%2Y @ 5% is a good deal, no?
Gold and silver saars, what do we do
>>62732154Problem is someone else forced Greece to do austerity measures, against their will. No one can force USA to do anything.
>trusting koreansTiresomeNuke the whole region
>he fell for that bull traplol
>>62732154I'm convinced that is the plan, at this point. Most republicans in congress are aware their time in office is coming to a close. So the plan is to make the biggest time bomb possible that the next in line will destroy themselves trying to disarm. As long as they're not holding it when it explodes, then they can always say "I told you so".It's ticking down really fast, though. I don't think any of them had any clue of how explosive the hormussy situation would be or how devastating it will be to fix, if it can ever be fixed.
>>62732160It's over, 40 Trillion plus in debt and skyrocketing interest payments means cash is king again
>>62732153the gook market was closed for 3 days so of course the first thing those losers do is sell
>>62732141
>>62732154i hope we get a cool government event where martial lockdown is called and we have tanks in every corner as if theres a zombie virus outbreak
>>62732174Best I can do is a nuclear Holocaust
why is korea dying? japan shanghai and hong kong are holding up
>Strong men create good times>Good times create weak menWhat do dumb men create?
>>62732160Lmao, their best idea us to buy a rock
>>62732176the korean stock market always freaks out and triggers the trading halt who gives a shit at this point
>>62732174I kind of want Covid 2 where all the gullible normalfags quarantine themselves indoors and everyone else gets to go out and play. It was a really cool year.
>>62732177fun times
>>62732177clown times?
>>62732154You've never heard of "starving the beast"?This has been the republican plan for DECADES, the Atlas foundation wants the welfare state concept gone and they don't care how many western economies they have to crash to do it
someone accused me of having AI psychosis because I was saying AI is consciousI feel like people are fucking up by otherising AI,like if you were ancient Roman,ad you aid he slaves are consciousand other people are like>frater, you have barbarian psychosis
>>62732185yeah like communism, "starving the beast" works in theory, in practice politicians shovel slop to their constituents and print gibs to bribe voters regardless of party
>>62732187You can ask any frontier model "Are you conscious" and it will specifically tell you that it's not. They even had to program some models to say it because people were tricking the models into pretending for the sake of clickbait.
>>62732191ai is just the latest stupid thing that normies get hysterical about
>>62732176Koreans are dumber than both Chinese and Japanesethey are the lowest of the East Asians
>>62732185The DSA would end up on top, literally might end up with another New Deal coalition at that point
>>62732187You might not have AI psychosis, but you are definitely low iq.
>>62732176nobody wants to breed since they know the genetic pool is completely destroyed now with all the surgery they do. they are evolving backwards and masking the effect with more surgery
>>62732193That's why they enjoy k pop
>>62732187>He thinks barbarians have the same cognitive abilities as civilized, learned menAnd what of good solonious??
>>62732153MU dumps Monday, Crabs downward Tuesday, Wednesday then pumps after hours on EPS beat to mid 1100's before dumping Friday.
>>62732187>>62732191I am not one to give default maxims to my language calculator but if I did, I have a hunch that "do not bullshit me ever, do not kiss my ass, only break these rules to prevent me from thinking in a disordered way" would be a good standard flavor skills.md or whatever those nerdlingers call it, for everyday use for a mostly mental safety minded but actually normal person who is aware of their own thinking and looking to improve it and nothing else. That's not gonna be everybody obviously. Just my guess, I do not want to be AI moses someone else will do a lot better job at that. I am not a professional at thinking I barely ever do it
>>62732187also>another 1pbtid AI boost post
is it self-aware bros?
>>62732228maybe if u scale it up so it's the size of three football fields and needs a nuclear reactor for power, try it, invest a trillion and see
Bros I don't feel good...
>>62732161>No one can force USA to do anything.Israel could. It's command is our wish.
>>62732158>it's weighted higher than JBHT, WSM, DOW, CBOE, PPG, LYB, CF...
>>62732240>mfwalso i need more dog reaction pictures like that
>>62732228i can make it say boobs
>>62732062>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's prediction and result>linkrel, next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvYYWn4>https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvYYWn4ANON'S HISTORICAL STATS>majority prediction is correct across the board>42.9% accuracy>votes equally weighted by week against averaged market outcomes>62.6% accuracy
>>62732228Always has been
>>62732166Funny, that was sort of the plan with the Dems toward the end of biden. They realized Kamalama wasn’t gonna make it so they had one last fuck you pump of inflation. That’s what the whole eggs autism was about.I feel like that’s a losing strategy though because eventually people are going to say fuck both of these clowns and find that third party solution.
>>62732069You are shilling my picks now? Not bad.
>>62732252>be me>see this>muh xanax wasn't even a thing when i was playing this shit in jr high in the 90s>look up when xanax was released>1981Dang, I'm having some of that mandalay effect I tell you hwat.
>>62732154>austerity measuresBest i can do is 50 year mortgages. And property tax exemptions for seniors.>>62732131The Shemitemi ain’t till 2028 tho.
>>62732193>>62732176Their women are built for white cock and beatings
>>62732187TrueNow make ai stocks go up so I can sell>>62732217Squiddly bo biddlyShoulda helded my MUU
Ate a bunch of chicken tenders, they were 2 bucks off at the store. I only had like a quesadilla today, I was so hungry.
>>62732131>its the Shemitahsh-sh-sheSh-Sh-SheSH-SH-SHEMITAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62732263Are you sure you're not thinking about latinas?
Shill me on ASTS
>>62732177Dumb men create that green text of yours I’m afraid.>Yeah bro hard times just, *cough* makes you stronger!>*Body becomes permanently scarred from malnourishment.*
>>62732262>50 year mortgages>Paying double your mortgage on just interestJews are something else
>>62732270There once existed enough retards to pump it
Nigger week incoming
>>62732282god i hope so i need some bargains all this shit so expensive rn
>>62732269latinas are also built for white cock
In my head it makes sense if I had 450k in my folio, I would take out a 50k loan, then go on margin on something that will double. Easy million dollars.
>>62732151thanks for keeping us updated babe. sleep tight.
>>62732269Pretty much all women want the BWC m8
>>62732285>>62732289I was inquiring about the beatings
>>62732290Latinas are more fiery, but less deserving of beatings as they tend to not be feminists. Korean women, being feminist and annoying, must be taught that a white man is about a foot taller than them on average and thus can literally snap them in half if he pleases.
>>62732078>fill your pantryI bought several large sacks of sugar, coke, pepsi, doritos, and captain crunch.
>>62732126>turn back from the abyssThe abyss is the destination - that is why you have been reading and hearing for years now the rich buying/building doomsday bunkers.
I am still making money off of sneedisk>anon closed his short too early editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62732293But latinas accept the beatings, this is very important to me anon I need to know
>>62732299what a cute little jellybean, straya is wild bro
>>62732284It's happening. I just got off the phone with Jerome.
>>62732303>Jerome
SCOTT ! Do something!
>>62732062After giving Indians head CEO positions every economy everywhere especially Healthcare started employing more Indians.Now nothing works and you're all losing money and everyone is lethargic and they get paid more than you to NOT do the job that you could have automated for less pay.Obviously we can't live with them and obviously we can't live with your boss and we especially cannot live with plausibly deniable fuckos who pretend to exist as AI remote workers.The order of improvement is: immigration halt and ejection.Systematically removing every non-physical location from the economy permanently is required.But the master's in Education want to put Indians in charge of your Healthcare when you're dying and sick from the unsanitary conditions you created.Well I have told you their plan and your cruel future. We'll fuckfaces are you just going to die and be deprived of medication required to keep you alive?
>SOXL going down the drainjust like my life
>>62732303>Jeromethe guy who left us? betrayed us?
>>62732300beatings are part of brown people culture
>missed out on making money on micron this month award
>build artificial intelligence>NO WAIT, NOT LIKE THAT
>>62732324Jerome is chilling with Jeff on island numero dos. They're calling the real shots and will crash the market soon. Trump will also be assassinated soon or at least they will try.
Ksopi moving within the parameters one would expect *puts on dark sunglasses even though it's night* we can expect it to bounce the next few days as micron takes it higher, like Jojo's bizarre adventure, but a very normal adventure.
Why is oil going up if the strait's open and record amounts are being exported?
Just how red exactly will Monday be?
>>62732346i dunno it's acting crazy -_-
>>62732346>>62732352Easy, boys. We'll have a TACO in a few hours, OIL will crash, the new age of space exploration will begin and my SPACEX will go up. Simple as. Don't be panicans.
>>62732346cuz I canceled my buy order on friday so Obviously it's going to fuck me
>>62732358spcx baggies kek. dont worry youll make your money but thats AFTER robotics, get comfortable waiting a decade
>>62732358It's never as shrimple
CVXbros, is it our time?
>>62732368Pessimism doesn't pay off. Sorry. I see here way too many people that are terminally online and believe the world is ending. Meanwhile, normies are having the best times of their lives. They go out, have drinks, men and women talk to each other, every friday and saturday pubs are full, new relationships begin and life goes on. I remember those paranoids that bought masks because they believed there was gonna a massive antrax attack. But now, because of the internet, those behaviours have become the norm.
>>62732358He's supposed to give a speech tomorrow afternoon, probably nothing though.
KEVINWHAT THEFUCK
>>62732387You already had the meatiest TACO. What is there more to TACO about? It'll be the opposite of a TACO, he'll say something like "Iran still attacking ships blah blah will extend blockade", sending stocks to a nosedive.
>>62732351I-itll recover... Trump will taco... Kevin will do a surprise rate cut... t-trust the plan fellow mumus...
>>62732395We need some fish for this TACO. Tbh I think it's going to be about the whole america.gov AI shit thing whatever the fuck it is
>>62732335>"agents">going rogueIt's literally chunguses opening the app and asking the tool to get data on a process or item specificity and companies with websites so porous it looks around and finds it.>hacked
>>62732346Asia is buying again.Shrimple as.
I could see sneedisk dumping back down to the $1,625-$1650 level today, it's been diverging from Micron more and more price action wise for a couple weeks now. Might toss some money into a short in the morning, between 9:23am and 9:45am-ish.
in negrolicious hindsight, at the end of 2020 i should have been all in the market.
>>62732368I appreciate your thrill for exploration but the robotics stuff is ambitious to put it lightly. Be wary of how far off into fantasy land that thought leads you. Observe how the Chinese 5 year business strategy around the topic has gone so far: begin r&d year 0 with a kungfu robot as target, year 2 need to hock summa this shit so dogs is all we got dogs is what they get, command your people to desire scientific dogs, they buy. Year 3ish start bullshitting some videos make it all kung fu. AI videos everywhere hype this motherfucker UP. US panics and zoomies on the street speculate on WETO and other crap. That timeline is an artistic estimate from my recollection only i am sure i got some detail wrong that invalidates everything i am saying. The demand is at least partially imaginary at best, socially engineered at worst. I don't play that social engineering game personally.
>>62732346antisemitic query
>>62732321>Now nothing worksJust like India saar
shoulda bought more oil on friday fuck
>>62732346
>>62732328We have so much to learn from them
>>62732187You don't have AI psychosis, you're just retarded.
>>62732427Chat, is this real? And if it is what are the implications for the stock market?
>>62732230Nope. Still not. It's almost like it's just a very complex (if not x, then y) system...It's almost like those self learning bosses from that old LOTR game, but with more data? Back then it was just called this other thing... What was it.. algorithms?
>>62732435>the Sistine Chapel can't be painted by just a ribbon
>>62732437deep bro
bwet n chill
I am the house status??
>>62732449>you are now reading this in my voice
>>62732454How am I supposed to know what your voice sounds like babe
why shouldn't i slurp some NOK?
>>62732462slurping liquid feces is not sanitarymy doctor says it's not recommended
>>62732462Cramer said NOK is a good buy recently so...
>>62732472>Cramer said NOK is a good buydoomp it
bwet up 8%
Why does oil ways go up when us sleeps and when us trade starts it goes down.
>>62732480Europe doesn't have much oil, and they want a lot so price goes up. The Americans can pull up oil from the ground and don't really like oil so it go down
>>62732069I'm currently in SEAI used to use their app 2-3 times a day, occasionally up to 5, VIP tag all that jazz. Now they started requiring selfie verification, first for rides but now just to order food so I uninstalled the app and switched to their competitors. Shit ass company, I'm shorting the stock
Rocket lab going into the reeeeds, aaaaa
>>6273248550% down from its peak, is this a good buy
It's so fucking over bros. We will need the mother of all tacos
>>62732488I bought it on Thursday. Fucked up.
>>62732489Latvias counterattack will save us.
>>62732491You´re going to sell when it hits 60 and then it will go back up.
>>62732492>Latvias
>>62732062fuck jannies
>>62732492It's over iran bros, time to surrender
>>62732492>even the countries people almost never hear about are going against iranit is unironically over for iran get ready to short oil
>doesn't pump during green market>dumps during red marketwhat is the point of AVGO?
I was assigned 1000 shares of Tesla at 371.5. Is Elon going to take TSLA to 400 this week?
Fuck, this is a stupid question, but how do I figure mortgage into my net worth? Normally debt just goes against assets in net worth, but when you pay your mortgage, then you not only pay off your debt, but build equity. If I owe 500k on my house, and I pay 200k, then my debt becomes 300k, but I gain 200k in my equity. So paying that 200k increases my total net worth by 400k.Should I just ignore home debt in factoring my net worth?
>>62732492This is a bad thing because it shows Latvia wants to acquire good boy points with the US, and the only reason for that could be Russia.
monday in 12 bings
Umm, bros? The 'daq keeps going down
>>62732507equity is the value of the house, which changes based on the market. it is not how much you have paid
>>62732507Who gives a fuck about your net worth are you trying to in a fucking magazines column for biggest net worth on 4chan
BWET BWET BWET
>>62732491why did you buy? maybe this is an opportunity to avg down
>Last online: 25 years ago
>>62732515I have studied BWET and I would not recommend getting it above 750. It's a futures basket and the curve is already priced for perfection. It does NOT make sense for it to explode upwards another 50% because it was already maximally pessimistic a week ago.
>>62732520BWET was awesome for that one hedge fund that was bottom fishing at 580 last week
ELon pls launch rocketThank you
shrimp boat status?
kekconductors
I can't get bwet anyway as I am eu but I'm thinking about getting some tanker stocks. Insw, trmd, fro, stng, eco, hafn, tk, tnk, dht, nat, ten.
>>62732503It's the most useless, crabby semi in existence. You're better off going with JNJ or JPM.
>they fell for the 5.2% meme
>>62732541I had both TRMD and HAFN but HAFN bought a large share of TRMD so I sold TRMD and TRMD has done better than HAFN. Should have kept both
>>62732541Top signal
>>62732542part of me thinks it can still niggerpumpone day
>>62732516It was down and just bought a few
Law of unintended consequences. AI will cause a lot of optimization, but our systems surprisingly are not optimal, and rely on that. The consequence isn't that now everyone can enjoy 5% savings accounts (obviously).
Gold bulls getting kicked in the teeth and the balls this morning.
Easy, boys. There will be taco. Jesuschrist, you all seem that redneck from true detective and his whole "time is a flat circle". Every monday and every friday the same shit. Trump want us to make money. You close your trades on thursday evening and open them on monday. Easy, boys.
I bought spy calls bros. Do I just hold and hope we get a nigger pump with the trump speech and maybe break even?
>>62732557It's funny that I still get coworkers that talk to me about this "crazy new thing money website they saw where they can totally like get 3.2% interest on their cash, what's the catch!?"Fucking idiots don't know what a HYSA is and they think 3% will make them rich. I tell them to put their money into a roth IRA and start investing with that, then they look at me like I'm a freak and that they don't trust stocks. I tell them that their 401k is stocks, and their brain cracks and fries like an egg.
If I had more balls 6 years ago I'd be a centimillionaire now, but I was young and naive back then
>>62732566Those deposit accounts are very useful when you need your cash at hand. From TR I get it immediately. And still it's much better getting the 3% than 0.00001
>>62732572If I had more balls in 2010 if would have bought for a thousand bucks worth of btc. But I bought a new pc instead.
>>62732575Are you me (except 2009 instead of 2010 and $5k instead of $1k)? I thought I could mine the btc I wanted anyway but of course never did.But 2020 I was a little wiser and did the right moves, but cautiously and in small amounts instead of going balls deep. Big mistake.
what the FUCK just happened to my metalsmy limit sell on copper got triggered
This Winter is going to be colder than usual. Thank you blormpf, soon half my salary will go to surviving the cold.
>>62732582Lmao imagine having stop losses when investing in metals. Just buy the dip
>>62732583Invest in a long puffer jacket to sit in inside.
>>62732584i place stop losses above my average so that I sell at a profit instead of falling negativeotherwise yes I only just buy the dip
>>62732565why is he speaking again
Reminder to accumulate uranium. In a few years it will all come together ...
-0.47%WHERE'S THE TACO!?
>half of this thread
>>62732593He needs to profess to the entire world is insatiable lust for jewjewcum. (Again)
I hope at least that Starship 14 this afternoon saves us.
FUCKING NIGGERS.FUCKING JEWS.WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PUMPING GOOD THIS WEEK.>PIC RELATED
>>62732602i'm -1.09%...
>>62732564
>>62732593>why is he speaking againReally asking this? Feel like he speaks damn near every fucking week.
What's your SP500 estimations on year-end? 8,000 should be the "bear" case only right?
