time only moves forward edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62733280
>missed the daily generational SPY bottom
you should make the last one brown. there aren't any white people left in america
I am still making money off of sneedisk>yet another day of red editionthank you for your attention to this matter
is this the second V?
Just two more peace negotiations! Trust da plan!
>>62733996iran LOST
>>62734002What happened here? Was china sending high frequency sound waves at trumps head?
>>62734004Literal bot post.
>WH Sr. Adviser Hassett: 3-month annualized core inflation is around Fed target.LOL
crazy how they are pulling out every trick in the book to sell down crude and they can't even get it below $90 bbl
SCHIZO KANGAROO MARKETBUY MRESITS SO FUCKING OVERFAKE NIGGER HOAX MARKET. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH -DJT
>>62733984What a dogshit bake
Cmom lets Pump. I need to dump some bags. Enough of this ted and this crabbing.Lets just ignore the oil and the wars.
>>62734002>>62734007Stay seething/smg/ is a TRUMP and PATRIOT GeneralNO PANICANS
>>62734017Weird, I thought /smg/ was for discussing stocks. Also, reminder that this LLM spambot malfunctioned on /pol/ and gave a refusal error.
Responding to an invitation you guys dropped in my thread as seen here. >>62733732GameStop Info>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $5.4 B cash and cash equivalents on hand + $4.9 B in eBayDRS & Computershare>? by Aug 1>~65.0 million shares of ~448.7: 14% total held by Jun 5, 2026>~66.2/~448.4: 15% 3/18>~67.0/~448.0: 15% by Dec 5, 2025>~66.7/~447.7: 15% 9/5, ~68.1/~447.3: 15% 6/5, ~69.5/~447.08: 16% 3/19>~71.0/~446.8: 16% Dec 4, 2024>~72.8/~426.5: 17% 9/4, ~74.6/~351: 21% 6/5>>~75.3 of ~305 25% by Mar 20, 2024,>~76.0 by Mar 22, 2023 Vs Cede & Co>>Previously...>End of 2021 through 2025 data:https://pastebin.com/raw/8Kzb1wYBUnfuddable>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares>'MOASS' is a matter of timeFurther information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!Reply to this pasta for any confusion.WGAMI!Other news/reminders:Wednesday RRP: 0.461B, 4P = 0.11525B perThursday RRP: 0.630B, 3P = 0.210B perFriday RRP: 0.576B, 3P = 0.192B perInvestor site links to SEC for old filings, FAQ for warrants exp [Oct 30 2026]>4-for-1 Stock Split Form of stock dividend (Rec: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)^2022-07-06 8-K>Q2 Earnings^2026-09-08 8-K 2026-09-09 10-Q>Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparencysec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf>100 page comparison DDhttps://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc>Legacy linkswallet.gamestop.comnft.gamestop.comwww.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)>Use archivesAvoid DSPP:reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdfThanks guys
>>62734017posting that shit is gay, like literally. The very least it's closet homo, like the average rep.
>>62734027why is that elf so ugly?
The market can stay fake and gay longer than you can stay straight
>>62733995We are still in SPY top, you can buy inverse ETF
>>62734029Problem?Maybe I’ll fuck your dad
>>62733999i wonder if my 14.5 snxx order will hit
Feels comfy knowing the US sovereign debt crisis is already underway.
I posted this in the last thread but nobody replied :(Guys, I bought amazon last week for about 246, after buying it I realized that anthropic is gonna ipo in a month or two for atleast a 2 trillion dollar evaluation. Shouldn't the price of companies like amazon be going to the moon just because of anthropic? What am I missing?(And for the gif, I like the winter uniform more.)
>oil dumps 2% on Trump saying nothing more than that he's open to a dealWhat the fuck is wrong with this market?
>>62734053priced in, unironically
>>62734056look at the volume, the tweet comes after he presses the sell button
>>62734043I had a limit order for 1,000 @$14.97 typed in, but it looks like we only dumped to $15.20 this morning; of course it was when I took 30 minutes away from my station to make food -.-this is kinda the no-man's land price action wise imo, we're gonna either break down again by about $120-$150 or break upwards on Wednesday if Micron pooomps
>>62734056Worse, it's somebody claiming he said that. That somebody also is Barak Ravid again
RECOVERED
Johnny I just want to understandSNDK and MRVL have almost the same marketcap, but SNDK makes 4 times as much as MRVLWhy does the market think this is efficient pricing?
>>62734071Good job Patriot
KEVINDEPLOY THE FOOKIN' VRIGHT NOW
>>62734078dude because super heroes. MRVL is badass
Add to your Unity calls here boss.
>>62734067>this is kinda the no-man's land price action wise imoi agree, i feel like whatever i do right now is just fucking myself over and i should just accept that i should have made a move before thisbut i want to gamble lmao. excited for MU shenanigans
any one buying micron for a pre earnings move?
Nvidia is worth 10 trillion because uuuuuhh only nvidia can make gpus uhhhh actually cuda or wait uhhhhh 10 TRILLION REEEEEEE
exhausting fucking market, kamala would've been a billion times better then this clown show, holy fuck
>>62734090no but i slurpped a bunch of RKLBAMA
still down 1% nigger market
>>62734068when will you guys finally be done with this whodunnit chain of garbage. You are agreeing to play telephone and seem to enjoy when another kid hops in to garble the message further and we all get to laugh at the end. I am not playing that game. If you have a million dollars buy a tent and some gopros and live on the coast of Oman for 6 months to get live real info and get an edge on some other dummy with less pixels than you. I do enjoy telephone but sorry I'm not convinced all the kids in this line understand the rules of whatever they're doing, yet. If they do then they're smarter than me and deserve to force me to play i guess? Whatever
A second taco has hit the oil futes
99% of us underperformed amc
LmaoTHANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
wtfwt
What did Trump say this time?
>>62734119Zoom out
>>62734121>>62734125>Iran has agreed to halt enrichment in exchange for easing US sanctions: Al Hadath
>year 5 of the 3 day special operation>the presidents say iran lost again>israel once again breaks ceasefire talks
IRAN HAS AGREED TO HALT URANIUM ENRICHMENT IN EXCHANGE FOR THE EASING OF US SANCTIONS - AL HADATH CITING SOURCES
>>62734121
HOSANNA
Feeling booooolish on oil, refined products, Nat gas, and electricity.
idk but im loving these moves. easy straddles on spy
>>62734009Good. Thanks Trump. Long term profitmaxxing for big oil is in the $80 to $100 range. Over $100 the economy slows Big winner at $90 oil is oil baggies (me) and America (the country, the $, not the wagies, no one cares about them). Everyone else loses, Europe, iran, Asia, the poors and thats a good thing
>>62734127>>62734131goodhope Tump takes the dealand doesnt fuck it up again
>>62734127Nice, the war is over.I am not into futures but I think all you oil guys should sell right now..
Drop JD Vance like a bomb on Tehran
>>62734144War's not over lol, Iran agreed to halt enrichment before the war even started
>>62734148halting enrichment was the entire purpose of the war
AMERICAN SOURCE ENGAGED IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN TO AL ARABIYA: THE CHANCES OF AN AGREEMENT ARE EXTREMELY SLIM
>>62734148It’s theatre, cosmetic tit for tat until 2 weeks before midterm then war ends and red sweepsTrvst the plvn
Why do we have to pay $3.30 a liter for diesel ($13 a gallon for mutts) because Americans decided to elect a jew-worshiping demon?
>>62734125historic peace deal to be proposed tomorrow.
>TACO before Tuesday
>>62734147Vance is your 48th president Stfu bitch
notice how all the 'news' that moves the markets is getting more absurd and less consequential.they are just straight up manipulating the markets as they've done for months and the fake news is just a post hoc explanation for the retards
>>62734152they said they'd open the strait like 100 times lmao, they're buying time like the last 50000 promises
>>62733995>generations last for a day onlyThe world is moving fast now days.
>>62734156Generational punishment for participating in ww2
BREAKING: Iran has agreed to halt uranium enrichment in exchange for US sanctions relief, per Al Hadath.The news comes minutes after reported indicated that President Trump is willing to give Iran sanctions relief and release Iranian frozen funds in return for "concrete steps" regarding their nuclear program.Oil prices turn negative on the day after the news.AND i'M STILL REDFIX THIS DAVID AXIOS @DONALDKIKETRUMP @ALEXJONES
>>62734152No it wasn't, it was regime change. Iran was prepared to stop enriching entirely (so further than JCPOA) and then war started literally days later.
>Arabic sources
>>62734156Liter diesel? Hey do we have liter diesel here?
>>62734165ya it looks like spy just reacted to the same headline 2. I think there is a good chance it dumps to oblivion here if nothing else comes out..
>>62734178that's why rippen?
>>62734162>win the war>TACOYou are low IQ
whats even the point of these pumps it goes back down 10 minutes later holy fuck
>>62734156Because Iran is preventing you from accessing sufficient quantities to bring the price down. Doesn’t help that you have purposefully degraded European refining capacity over decades and prefer to rely on imports. And the funniest part? You’re not going to do shit about it becuase you collectively have no power, agency, understanding, or capability in Europe.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>62734183>win the war
>>62734156Because you dont have any refineries. Deisel in Brazil only costs $1.30 a liter because they care about their people and deal in the real world. Lmao get some refineries dumdum its not complicated crybaby
>>62734176corretbut it could be enough that Trump can sell it to his retarded low IQ baseTrump defeated Iran even if he didnt
looks like the twin towers
>Barak Ravid says Trump wants to ease sanctions>Ravid has no integrity anymore anyways and nobody cares about that shit anyways in the US>Arabic sources, anonymously say Iran agrees to the made up claim by RavidIt's that easy
Why does Iran have so many fans on this board?
>>62734187>>62734205hilarious
i hate this news-driven market bros
>>62734176Stop gaslighting and link the official did statement including regime change you disingenuous liarI accept your concession preemptively
>>62734154Nobody's actually this retarded
>>62734127>>62734131Do people genuinely believe this shit? Lmfao. You guys are fucking retarded. The source is a US official. Probably JD Vance. We bombed Iran for no reason and killed the ayatollah. This war is likely never ending in a fucking deal. Bunch of grown men with finance degrees and shit acting like fucking children because they want to believe, like UFO conspiracy theorists. Only way this “ends” is trump not being president anymore or a full scale ground invasion. Just goes to show how willing to believe any tiny sliver of naïve hope everyone in this country is. Near the end of WWII Germans all wanted to believe the Reich was on a precipice of making a deal with the Allies, who would then help them fight off the soviets after Germany had been at total war with them for years. In Rhodesia, large swathes of the population had a naive belief Nkomo’s ZIPRA would peace out with them and help them fight off Mugabe for no reason. Neither of those things had a snowball’s chance in hell of occurring but millions of people bought into them anyway because they had lost the plot and didn’t want to accept reality. That’s where all you faggots are at too
>>62734212Being anti-isreal is not the same as being pro iran, bro.These fuckers are hurting my daq with their pointless lebanon land grab distraction war to build more condos on the west bank.
>>62734201You are just mad that Trump won and continues winning over and over. Lmao he can lower the price at will with a tweet. Thats power. Hes keeping oil in the sweet spot that maximizes Chevron profits and all you can do is cry and pay more at the pump
>>62734187To make insiders money ofc
>>62734207So a kid who wants to pick on the dumb kid nobody likes, slips a dirty word to him forcing him to have to choose to repeat it to the next kid or think for himself? Create something new? What kind of way to play is that?
>>62734187We have a nice yin yang thing going on with the oil bros, when oil is up stocks are down, when oil is down stocks are up. The happiness (or suffering) in the world stays at the same level regardless.
>>62734127I told you niggers the war is over for a week. I told you niggers last week that offered return to MOU. I told you that the US withdrew our shipsyou faggots are so gay and retarded. women are basically niggers.
I am going to keep calm and nothing ever happens...
alright anons im bored. what is your 200 iq thesis play for this week, month or year?
>nows
>>62734220i want moon
>>62734178thats not real
>>62734153SETTING UP FOR THE BIGLY WIN ON THE LOW CHANCE AGREEMENT REACHING!!!!this wrestling show is so fucking gay
>oilBUYER BEWAREhad to tell this one liar SIRE BE FAIRAT LEAST UNTIE HER HAIR FROM THE CHAIR WHILE I'M HEREI HATE PLAY LOVING HERMOE GREENE FOR GOVERNOR
If anyone needs to feel better about themselvesI just sold my gold miners at 15% loss (I bought them in April)
>>62733984Change it to "Can we not use NFTs, AR, Metaverse, 3D movies, Robots, Web 2.0" and you get the doubters. Tech has been crying wolf since the smartphone, and even that is rather gimmicky.
>>62734255Why did you sell them at a loss anon? Found something better?
>>62734242thats real
in other news I now got 160k usd just laying around waiting for the next vehicle to be put into to crash laterany tips?
>>62734236i'm accumulating silver
I'M LOSING MORE MONEYFUCK THIS BULLSHIT TACO
>>62734259cause hope is a poor hedge. at some point you just gotta take the loss.
>>62734236Kioxia 3-1 stock split happens tomorrow. It's basically the same play as Sandisk - except Kioxia owns the fabs that Sandisk uses. The split will make Kioxia much more accessible to retail liquidity in Japan, due to TSE rules requiring investors to buy shares in blocks of 100 at a time. At current prices, that means the typical Japanese salaryman has to drop around $33k just to get involved in owning some shares. And that's taking into account the current prices - when it was at ATH that would've been closer to $70k. Also generally NAND market isn't showing much signs of slowing down, capex is expected to increase next year and shortages are still in play.
I NEED A WIN!
>>62734274Thanks for confirming the bottom is in
>>62734270Very based
this market is solely held up by the hopes of a TACO and permanent peace deal. despite trump doing everything he can to smash oil down with headlines, peace talks, and oil GUSHING out of the strait supposedly, brent is still 7 dollars deep into backwardation. if the non-existent peace talks fall through again and we get even the slightest hint of escalation, oil is ripping straight to 120 at minimum.
>>62734295
AMD bros, is it over?
>>62734274>kukoin a beacon of strength and security in the crapto space GRIM
BWET sisters, even though American troops are being attacked in the strait it keeps going down
>>62734004>iran LOSTlost what? Hormussy still can't be penetrated by oil tankersTrump tourned out to be incompetent faggot
>>62734299Yeah, I'm out of semis after Thursday open.
if SOXL has another dip which will go even lower it's completely over ain't it
>>62734288Hope you right anon, been bag holding for a while, would love a good pump and a higher average range, been stuck in 30s for a couple.months
>>62734274That guys problem was that he "invested" in a crypto "currency", the text book defination of a greater fool asset. For you, if you choose a nice investment to begin with, you can wait out the loss if your thesis isn't broken but I get that nobody has the patience to wait sometimes for months or years when theres better investments out there gaining in the mean time.
>>62734308They're begging for a deal. They've lost so hard, that if they lost any harder it would break the scale and they'd be on the winning side boss.
good morning niggers
why does auto refresh not work anymore? I manually refresh and then there's 20+ replies.
>>62734316Its 2 in the afternoon faggot
> All those shares used to collateralize all those purchases for the billionaire are looking a little bit shaky today which is why they are desperate for the celebrity CEO to step in. David Ellison/”Paramount”/Elon Musk
>>62734274>craptolmfao
>>62734312It's worth holding. Market seems to believe we've hit peak NAND pricing, I'm not convinced that's the case. Not to mention Kioxia and Sandisk both tanked during the Situational Awareness blowup and Korean deleveraging. Sandisk has recovered a lot, while Kioxia has somewhat lagged behind. I think that's mispricing. Macro and jitters over bonds aren't helping. Once things settle down I think Kioxia has a lot of runway.
>>62734326not for neets, which we all are of course haha
>>62734320ur getting bogged
>>62734326Its 8 pm retard
>>62734338Dumb yuropoor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2UucANbD8what is /smg/ listening to
>>62734341Pancho learns about different timezones
>>62734346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij4YKYX98d0
>>62734310You're mental if you thought the pump to 150 from 100 just a week prior was sustainable in these macros
is there a /biz/ irc channel on rizen or anything?
>>62734009The best part of doing this is how a 200$ squeeze would be absolutely catastrophic for my oil stonks as it would guarantee a quick depression. But hovering around 100 bucks for months, maybe years? Now that's printing money all while everything else slowly goes into depression, but I make more money in the meantime.
>>62734346you're going to hate ithttps://cdr1234.bandcamp.com/album/split-6
>>62734236December otm puts on spy
>>62734346Jannies got a gunhttps://youtu.be/iGOz_qxqv-E?si
im not getting out of my SOXL until it hits 300 again period
>>62734127>Saudi newslmao
>>62734374it seems reasonable though
>>62734361>"see I told you it would do this" after the factpatheticyou really should hold yourself to higher standard
SPY is down because everyone's selling a bit so that they can get in on the number one semi company in the world: onsemi.
>>62734346This ancient 2,7k views random algorithm pullhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcyDxo_4bMk
>>62734288>No new postscant buy it on my brokerage :(
>>62734178>Iran already has a nuclear weaponIt's hidden somewhere deep within the mountains but I don't think they want to cause a global war as seem sane in comparison to their real enemy. I have a bad feeling that things this week are going to take a drastic turn for the worst and everyone is going to suffer financially apart from the most rigged parts of the casino.
>>62734390If you don't have access to TSE you can buy the unsponsored ADR's (KXIAY on US OTC, KI5 on Gettex - KI5 is really low volume though)
>>62734068Why are the cars yelling >:(
NJ afternoon
>>62734334We are independent one man (one “woman” in fagglers case) investment firms
Trump pump
>>62734409Because they know it's over...
>>62734288> due to TSE rules requiring investors to buy shares in blocks of 100 at a timewhy? seems they want to keep everyone in their country poor or a the very least with no way out of the rat race
>>62734421We keep falling for it. Same story all summer.
>>62734422But they are cars >:/
>>62734424>snuck hasan into the imageAbsolute slop
>>62734423They still use paper share certificates. 100 is a good lower limit where it is still feasible for a clerk to do the filings
We're all in this together (Together)Once we know that we are (That we are)We're all stars and we see thatWe're all in this together (Oh)
this is my gf, Adolfina
>>62734448from Argentina?
Is he, dare I say, should I imply, perchance I assert, /ourguy/?
>>62734448Is she single?
Thread is incredibly dead today
>>62734300What is the best way to boost show ratings to increase proits and the stock price?
>>62734480dead general, it's mainly just 1 larping samefagging jew trying to trick people into losing money
>>62734482goddam I miss this chick iCarly was GOATed
>>62734480Crab market, I think people were expecting the rocket to explode.
>>62734372Great mindset. Re-read the S.M.I.G. pledge.
>>62734313Dude it was called safe moon, how the fuck was I supposed to know it was gonna rug boss?
Went from like -3.00% to +1.00% today and hit an all time high. Sold my first option at a 177% profit (meta 02 Oct 692 put). Started playing with options last week.
Time for bed yuropoors.This is MAGA country!
>>62734495>sold an option for over 100% profitreally makes you think
>>62734485if you preferred the weird hapa over sam you officially have shit taste
>>62734212It doesn't. Starting a war of choice with no plan and no preparations is objectively stupid.
>>62734491I have never done any of that
>>62734510Bud these threads are full of people posting Iran tweets saying the US lost constantly
>>62734509it was both of them together that made the magic happen for me
>>62734449Sí
power hour please!!!why is today not green!?!?fix this right now!!!give us a hyper pump!!kevin!!!
>>62734517We gave the Internet to browns
>>62734510>war of choiceWe had no choice. If we did not intervene the consequences would have been dire, also everything is going in accordance with our plans, and the end of the special combat operation is close. Thank you for your attention to this matter, this post has been fact checked by real american patriots.
>>62734517because the US is so objectively un-likablejew colony
>>62734517The US is being harmed more than Iran and people are pissed. Orange kike really fucked all of us.
>>62734529If the US is so un-likeable, why are you guys all trying to buy shares of our great American companies boss?
>>62734531This is nothing, if you adjust the gas prices to inflation, things were far worse under Biden and Obama boss.
> new 737MAX glitch days before certification> FAA delays MAX 10 AND 20> -6.4%> not a single china order> begging to turkroach airlines > doors still blowing out, and windows too apparentlyBoeing is a cursed stock holy shit.
>>62734534You mean bush. Prices were great under Obama because the shale oil industry grew quickly.
>>62734529>>62734532irrelevant thirdworlders love to gaslight you about how hated america is meanwhile the relevant thirdworlders and the rest of the world are signing deals with our cheeto president every other day and couldn't give less of a shit about gaza or whatever
>>62734531So what. That can all be true and I’m still not rooting for Iran. Bobos are just mentally ill is the point.
>>62734534I'm not talking about gas, I'm talking about the damn market that has crabbed since May, about the needless billions for this unsanctioned war when our currency is on the brink of crisis.
Did you guys know that General Mills hasnt cut its dividend in over 127 years? And the last time the dividend was over 7% was after the 1929 stock market crash? I am tempted to get a generational hold here.
>>62734509>implying this one doesn't look asiatic too with that nose and faceshape
Im just gonna keep thanking trump for my 70% gains on oil stocks. Show gratitude for a job well done. Don't care about losers of the war iran, israel, wagies, because history proves the good guys (me) always win
>>62734531I wouldn't say hammered more exactly Its just that Americans have a much lower tolerance for changes to their quality of life than Iranians
>Trump: Inflation will be eradicated after the war with Iran ends.BUT INFLATION IS GOOD
>>62734534tds (trump dick sucker)Biden inherited all the bullshit from trump which resulted in the bear market of 2022 which was saved by the Biden administrations investment into the economy and ai is why we have been rallying since then.
>>62734531Americans mad about gas pricesIrannies have begun to starve
>>62734555trump is the ultimate shabbos goy cuck, Kamilla harris would have done a better job with a fake telephone and going to fashion shows
>>62734555So it's a war now?
>>62734539No I am talking about in 2012 under Obama when gas was around $4, which adjusted for inflation is $5.85 compared to the national average of $4.50 we're seeing today.
>>62734509sam was hotter when I was younger but she grew up and became a weirdo + coal burner and she has some weird dan schneider rape rumors around her whereas carly became a 10/10 giga stacy model
>>62734067>set order for 600 on an etf>it only goes down to 650 and then runs back up to 750Motherfucker
>>62734557>the Biden administrations investment into the economyThat government spending is what brought all the fucking inflation...
>>62734567vs jannette mcCURDY (as in curdled milk)busted + raped + mogged
>>62734566Obama didn't cause that spike, unlike Trump.
>>62734531>>62734559Double's advocate IN THEORY because we exhausted our stores of weapons, we should be making a fuckton more weapons over the next 3 years until he's out which will stimulate weapons stocks (which seem to already be up) and manufacturing jobs.Assuming the indians who have scammed their way into ceo positions don't jew out and use chinese hardware that is backdoored, to save money of course.
>>62734546I will be buying in December for sure. Goyslop stocks have great potential
NOOOO JENNETTE MCCURDY CURSED MY HECKIN' 'FOLIO I'M F*CKING DOWN 2% N*GGERSI'M SORRY JENNY PLEASE FORGIVE ME
>>62734573yeah she hit the wall looks like a leftist SJW sour grapes turd
>>62734576Whose advocate?Fucking browns man
>>62734575No one in America who matters cares about gas prices. The people in this thread who are complaining live in India and are angry trump shut the border
im saving myself for miranda cosgrove
Another day, another Smigstrodamus prophecy come to frution.When will you smignorant smiggers heed his wise word?
>>62734587Gas prices affect the price of everything else, fucking with the economy, jobs, etc.
>>62734585 Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>62734589she didn't save herself for you>>62734603You predicted MU would make a new high.
This day is lame. I am bored. Please bomb something. Not my house.
>>62734608It's devil's advocate idiot
>>62734577why december?
INVEST IN CHINA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E
hopefully tomorrow we pump soxlbros
>>62734610yes she did
>>62734608
>>62734608>Doubles advocate>doesnt even get digitsPathetic.
>Iranian Official: Iran's position on the nuclear issue has not changed, no discussions are currently taking place on this matter - Fars News.
>>62734604Irrelevant. No one in America who matters cares about gas prices. The people in this thread who are complaining live in India and are angry trump shut the border
>>62734639
>>62734608the diamond dozen is my favorite
>>62734608>doubles advocate>diamond dozen>blessing in the skies>petal stool>[etc]It's a doggy dog world out there anon.
STOP THE DUMP!
>>62734657new navy seal pasta?
>>62734614Could be some tax loss selling look at all the baggies who bought at $50-$80.
>>62734639>make fake claims of negotiations for insiders to make some money>iran denies claims 30 mins later and market dumpsi hate this fake and gay market like you wouldnt believe it bros. cant they just nuke each other and get this shit over with
>>62734663did the protein craze kill cereal or something
>>62734648Are you saying the farmers don't matter?
>>62734663cereal bros..... I don't feel so good....
>>62734608>doubles advocateCan you be a little more pacific? Do you mean things will cheap at half the price? Irregardless of you personal opinion we shall see you next Tuesday and then who will have the last laugh?
>>62734668yes, and they get what they fuckin deserve
>>62734662good job outing youreself new nigger
>>62734589she couldn't even feel you inside of her anymore anon
Why did we nigger pump twice I fell asleep
>>62734608New pasta just dropped
>>62734566Why did you drop the larp, baggot?
>>62734678Attempted taco
>>62734678trump bought and sold twice
>>62734675Who cares what she feels?
>stocks down>bonds down>gold downWhat exactly am I supposed to be investing in???
>>62734663boughted a small lot @ $33.75, immediately down lolz>anon simply cannot win
>>62734684What did he spew this time
>>62734687>What exactly am I supposed to be investing in???food, water and ammo
>>62734688>He didn't buy GRRR
>>62734538>Boeing>P/E 73>earnings growth pic relatedHow can anyone see this shit and think the mark is efficient?
>>62734674sorry
>>62734610>>62734675she isnt even married at 33what a waste
>>62734665Inflation, ozempic, less ebt, less Mexicans
>>62734699dude go outside there are more Mexicans than ever
>>62734664fuck trump that dirty kike >>62734424
>power hour but it just keeps sliding down
>>62734705I think a reversal is coming tomorrow. Market over corrected today.
>>62734710
>buy bwet red>be up 10% next dayI'm a stock market guru
>>62734697average "used to be hot in 2016" millennial chick.
Eventually there won't be any bonds left to sell
>>62734694The US gov made every clear that they are not letting it go bankrupt no matter what. Also American diplomacy works for them to secure contracts all over the world. Thats why the price is around 200 and not around 50.But it's an unending stream of engineering fuck ups, plenty of them supposedly solved years ago like the blowing doors still happening today.
>Trump believed the nefarious jews>Trump thought it would be a 2 day SMO>Trump ignored all US intelligence>Trump ignored any cabinet members who disagreed>Trump thought he'd be treated as a great wartime military commander>Trump thought he'd get war trophies>Trump thought it would boost U.S. morale and there would be jubilant 250th Anv. Fourth of July army parades>Trump had no plan B, or even plan A really>Trump declined to end conflict despite punishing his voters>Trump will not end the conflict or admit the litany of lies, it would hurt his image
looks like the twin tower pattern is playing out
>>62734699I dont believe that. The border is sealed, some have been deported some left voluntarily but I don't know I live in japan . The goal of every American is to make enough money so you dont have to live around NOGgers
>>62734705sour hour>>62734710The market simultaneously overcorrected but also didn't correct enough to where I would want to buy back into Micron for earnings.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62734697celebrity woman are such a joke it’s terrible. Like taylor swift. Maybe ‘career woman’ more generally but in particular it seems like celebs avoid kids and have bad relationships. She should’ve had multiple kids now
>>62734716average is pic related
>>62734727-3.32%
>>62734727all in leverage down by 6%
>>62734727+2.73%
>>62734727Flat, -0.02% can't complain.
>>62734722> the great leader couldnt possibly be an idiot> yes he's been tricked or sabotaged!
>>62734727-48%Muh spy calls
>>62734727please be silent
>>62734729holy fuck that's grim. how do i short modern American women?
>>62734729absolutely grim
>>62734727Today: -1.45%This Month: +0.60%This Year: +32.02%From Peak: -2.38%12 Months: +12.83%not good
This is your reminder that the United States is in a sovereign debt crisis and there's no way out.
Today's market brought to you by Israel™Your big once in seven generations biggest capex poomp of all times has been diverted to the "War to Protect Israel No Matter How Many American Teenagers Have to Die, and No Matter How Much it Costs The American Taxpayer"Thanks, Israel™>Say thank you
>>62734713Spy went up half a point in the last 2 minutes before close and didn't dump in the last 10 seconds. Jews are buying up before tomorrow.
>>62734722Trump thought mossad would release the tapes
>>62734721>The US gov made every clear that they are not letting it go bankrupt no matter whatSo what? General Motors was bailed out by the US government and the shareholders were still wiped out.
>>62734727>downs 1.72%
>>62734725Gwailo are actually fucking losers, its so over
>>62734727I don't want to look
>>62734746what’s tomorrow?
>>62734727-3.53%also had to pay $250 for traffic school -_-'
>that time I could have made 300%, sold, then flipped into TSLL and made 400%Fuck meYears pass and I will never get over itStocks are worse than crypto because crypto is just hopium that something like zcash or qnt will happen to your shitcoins, but with stocks you *think* you have a great 1000% bullcase on your hands and then you either miss or it never comes and you're wondering why hedge funds hate you specifically.
>>62734756You already know the answer.
>>62734727-0.75%
>>62734727-5.5%
>>62734727-0.07%
>>62734727-2.5%Jennette McCurdy has ruined my life
>>62734727-0.8%
>>62734727Thank you Miranda
>>62734688>>62734663dude its a 100 year old, you buy DRIP and pass it to your heirs, in a Cereal trust and let your heirs live off dividends so they can neurolink to the AI-slop VR headsets and not have to work
aand let's check on our little hgraf sto- OHNONONO
>>62734727Went from -3.00% to +3.31%
>>62734791WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEDAnd how much should I slurp?
The United States is in a debt-fueled mega-bubble. The closest analogy is pre-1989 Japan, but the scale of the US sovereign debt bubble is much, much larger.
>>62734727-.84%Im dip buying
>>62734799porn whore ceo who fucks men on yachtsrecommended slurp score: 3/10 only if you enjoy cuckoldry
What the everloving fuck happened today and how long will it last?
>>62734787>just hold it beyond your lifetime bromaking bogle bros look impatient kek
>>62734808No news
>>62734791Kek at all its shills here and elsewhere
>>62734800So what
>>62734800Sounds like a "when you owe the bank a billion dollars it's their problem" type situation
>>62734808>whatprofit taking>how longuntil there are more buyers than sellers
>>62734808fake taco and nuclear yields melt upstimulus is slowly working its way up the decision matrix like a turd moving backwards up your throat till there's no other choice but to throw up
>>62734727up .3%Nigvidia computer good uranium bad
>>62734811>market nigger pumps on no news>market nigger dumps on no newsHow do I time the news bros?
>>62734218Trump himself said he wanted unconditional surrender and that he wanted to choose Khamenei's successor.
Trust the oracle, bros...
>>62734831you don't, everyone is already positioned by the time you hear the news
>>62734727-0,08%
new shortfolio just dropped
>>62734858>Reddit
>>62734858>DAVE
>>62734858It's unfortunate to see Lemonade get heemed. They've treated me extremely well.Then again any insurance company that treats you well is bound to fail.
>>62734810That’s what my boomer parents are doing, they went long spy or whatever its equivalent was called at the time in the 90s when they came into a 300k inheritance… now it’s going up logarithmicly and my dad says they won’t have to touch it, could be at 20 mill or so in 10 years..: desu I’m gonna set up a trust with it so my kids and grandkids can get steady income because they will 100% be priced out of homeownership etc
>>62734869Do your parents actually help you out or are they boomers who hate their kids
>>62734875
>>62734808We went to war. Sacrifices must be made. Of (You), but not the people we went to war for, or the people who chose this war. Thank you for your service.
>>62734234According to people with knowledge of the matter, the war has been over or close to over almost every week for several months
>>62734869Ok then why not buy the SP500 instead of crap like GIS?
>>6273418710 minutes is enough for insiders to profit
>>62734531What exactly do you think Iranians are paying for food compared to their median salary in Iran right now? That is assuming they even have stocked supermarkets (they don't, since they can't import goods)
>>62734531Not really. However, Iran has a strong casus belli to justify hardship, whereas the US doesn't.
>>62734554It's not just a question of domestic politics. A second-order effect of the war is that it discredits hydrocarbons and boosts demand for electrified alternatives, which China dominates the supply of, so in that sense the whole affair is a bit of a strategic own goal for the US. The longer it lasts, the worse it gets.
>>62734874they paid for all of us to get our university degrees, pretty much it, if we were like down and out they would help us if we needed it, but always give us the same amount, like if my brother needed a few thousand for dental work or whatever they would just give all of us teh same amount, when i bought my first house i put like ALL my money down... so i asked them for a few grand as an emergency fund cause i was starting over, they just gave my siblings the same amount.They are extremly greedy miserly boomers though, like they dont even need to use the interest and dividends they get, could easily give it to us, ive done OK but I cant give my kids the 90s experience
>>62735033you sound like a spoiled brat>they're greedy..they only gave me thousands when i asked
>>62735062whether he is or isn't doesn't change this wealth transfer strategy I've heard described before:>have 3 kids, 2M>have to think for myself about distributing 2 into 3 in a way that promotes not just the continuation but the growth of my values>now tasked to: think, feel, judge, understand that, and decide>um that hurts ow, nah gon do it>everybody gets 0.666Mif it's not common enough or those people don't matter then I guess you can disregard that line of thinking as completely unimportant
>>62735062I mean they didnt earn any of that money, and they have children and grandchildren now that don't get the same standard of living by no fault of their own, only by virtue of what year they were born
>>62734220Ironically the US was also full of constant hopium about the WW2 being over in two more weeks.The US stock market was a fucking bandsaw for the whole duration of the war. Because everyone was anticipating an end to it.I bet whoever was writing those hopium headlines in the 40’s also made bank on insider trading against their headlines moving the markets.
