wake the fuck up edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62732062
KLARckold xisters I don't feel so goodI think I caught a case of the slurpy herpes.....
I bought a lot today. If it goes lower I'm going to activate margin. A lot of things are way too cheap right now outside of AI.
Hey guys be on the look out for Matthew ((((Schaefer))). Baggots larp knows no bounds
>MongoDB -20.42%Is it punishment for the retarded name?
my stonks are recovering
>>62733256Of course the bonds will be bought. The question is, at what yield?
>>62733290OMG ITS MATTHEW SCHAEFER!!!!!https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/61881802/
>>62733183>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>long end of the yield curve rising>good for net interest margin>bank stocks should soar>they are collapsingIt's over
who is bag holding Oracle in this thread, i want names
>>62733296>MATTHEW SCHAEFERliterally who?
is it time to buy a new starter position in gold maybe
>>62733296Matthew Schaefer (born September 5, 2007) is a Canadian professional ice hockey player who is a defenceman for the New York Islanders of the National Hockey League (NHL). He was selected first overall by the Islanders in the 2025 NHL entry draft, and won the Calder Memorial Trophy as the NHL's best rookie in 2025–26.
>>62733290>>62733296How much you guys wanna bet this is unironically baggot
>>62733303it can go lower
>>62733299turns out bank stocks are all leveraged to the tits on space robots
WHITEVIDIA
sneedisk EOD PT: $1,678.42
MUsisters we are going down the drain
>>62733302He's a defenseman for the New York Islanders and he won the equivalent of the Rookie of the Year in the NHL last season boss.
Is there a way to invest in hair transplants? The time has come for me and It has made me understand why all men panic when the time comes. The comments, people laughing at your hairline, women start treating you different, it's simply incredible. Seriously, it's like if I had turned into a complete different human being. I Guess thats why you don't see many bald Young fellas. Back in the day, It was normal seeing bald Young men. But now, everybody is on finasteride or getting hair transplants. A friend used his summer holidays to get one. There must be a way to invest in hair transplant clinics.
>>62733280Another pepsi red day. I'm considering going full port at this point, everyone says it has crazy upside potential and I honestly can't imagine they are going to sink much lower. I did this with MSFT a couple months ago and it worked in the end.
>He didn't listen to Smigstrodamus>His port is bleeding out needlesslyOnly righteous smiggers without sin will be saved!
>>62733324>listening to Triple F everishygddt
>>62733323>can't imagine they are going to sink much lower.Look at NIKE
>>62733324didn't you say it would be green this week?
OH FUCK https://x.com/WarMonitor3/status/2104573052046733501
>>62733327he's a TA niggerdon't encourage him
>>62733303Yes it's a good time to start scaling in if you're not already in metals. Butthurt fags have been calling for $3600 gold and $50 silver for several months. They didn't dare to buy at $4000 / $55 during the July lows and will miss the move again when they fail to buy at these levels.
>>62733316Enjoy watching him waste his career with a team going nowhere I guess
>>62733327I was about to say, pretty sure he said this and next week were solid green
QUADSANDTHEMARKETIMPLAUDS
>>62733323GLP-1s are causing permanent blindness, maybe that storm is ofer for PEP>>62733331Shut the fuck up
>>62733318Buy an MD in south america and open a clinic in turkey.
>>62733288I must continue slurping
I slurpedthat can only mean one thingNIGGER MONDAY
my NVDA doin a lil sum
>>62733332>implying the Islanders are going nowhereWhat are you talking about? The Islander's are going to travel to every city this winter and put their skills on display until they're crowned the winner's of Lord Stanley's Cup boss.
>>62733334I actually said Red Asis, crab red Euro and red US open that V's midday.Then crab green tomorrowThen big green WednesdayProbably peak ThursdayCrab red fridayNext week is blood red. Week after even worse. Bottom in November, rally throughout all of December.THOUSET DOTH HATH BEEN WARNED
took 15% profits on that DJST swing. Suck my balls.
>>62733323I was the MSFT shill and now I am the PEP shill.really jogs the noggin... these are the exact type of plays I look for an I outperform the indexs and SMG.
How much does Starship going to orbit actually matter? I'd imagine what actually matters is how charred the upper stage looks after reentry. Starship without rapid reuse is just a rocket that has a horrible payload fraction, only around 1% it seems
SKRRRRRRRRT....stay in your lanekeep driving straight or catch a stray in your braingo deep diving off the side of a bridgeoff a slide and a skid...who wanna ride with the kid?
>>62733346>>62733349Oh and I even received a dividend for holding it through all of that boss.
good morning sirs. hopefully we have total jeet death soon when markets crash and shitjeets have to go home
>>62733352>420still holding a couple shares lul45% gainsidk about PEP/KO though they already up, no?
>>62733345I am no longer racist
Let’s go Klarna let’s go Klarna
>>62733359PEP is at a 5 year low. KO is overpriced as fuck
>>62733346Best I can do is dumped in the first round by the craps or canes.
>>62733363stupid me I always confuse the 2as an occasional slurper of the goy liquids I can tell the difference (KO zero by a long shot) but I'm not sure the average zogcattle can so it seems short KO long PEP is a play one can make
>>62733303not yet, it's going to get worse. trump will crash the markets after midterms and memetals will sell-off alongside it.
It's now a mainstream opinion that AI is a bubble and there won't be nearly enough revenue to justify capex. AI could find out the cure to cancer tomorrow and that still wouldn't change anything.
>>62733364I'd take it.
Ok give it to me straight, should I dump SOXL and invest that money into rope makers instead?
I thought this was the bull market?
>>62733366everyone knows drpepper is the best but I'm not buying PEP because I like PEP or MSFT because I like MSFT. I buy them because they are cheap. PEP is just too cheap right now.the faggot comparing them to NKE is a retard. PEP is just dealing with all time diesel prices and aluminum prices at the moment boss. shit will come down eventually they arent going anywhere. PEP is also dealing with shit like corn being up 30% in the last fucking month and their best item is corn chips boss.
KODIAKIS
>>62733375bull case is they raised the price of their slop 5% for 2027. revenue will go up. they will increase div. everything will be okay and slop will normalize
>>62733305>>62733372Lol.
>>62733375>>62733379idk anon it looks very crabby to mewhat are your thoughts on pep options? time horizon wise?
End this clown show
>>62733305i met up with him at foxwoods. ended up having to take him to the bathroom to throw up several times.
>>62733324I'm green today smigstrodamus and I don't have any bear positions
Thoughts on CAG earnings?
>>62733384It's not even begun. Americans need to be left with nothing but a single bullet.
>>62733382having fun being retarded?
>>62733324>tfw you DID listen to smigstro
>>62733387Then I deduce you must hold consumer staples rather than tech heavy?I have recently slurped MCD and UBER and may get some NFLX even though its kinda ass.
>>62733384Nvidia stock buyback news are having effect, I see
>>62733391Lol he's mad >>62733382I'm saving this shit. Everytime this tripfag shows up this is getting posted every thread I'm in
>>62733383I just plan on dumping this shit for a 10% gain in November or whenever the fuck it happens.>what about optionsoptions are how you turn a guaranteed play into a maybe. just buy shares nigger you cant fuck it up. you just buy shares and you wait and then when its green you sell them
Umm hello Mr. Ravid...didn't you forget something?
>>62733395Imagine the coming MU buyback announcement in December.
>>62733382Is that actually him
>>62733394yes I'm the one that's been telling you to look away from Q's for gains in October.
kek yields
>>62733397good point
PEP november calls it is
>>62733307APR 116%It's like buying a ticket to jail
>>62733382kek saved. what a faggot
>>62733408>jailit's a reservation tf chief timmy gon do
>>62733396I'm not even mad, you're just posting retarded shit, when people who aren't newfags like yourself have seen what I look like, and we just had a few posts of where the name came from and some bants from fellow hockey fans... yet you're still spending your time finding images of trannys to post in the thread, which is like, whatever if you want to spend your time looking at photos of trannys maybe you have a thing for trannys and like getting fucked in your ass. I won't judge you for being curious about trannys, i literally don't even care boss.
>>62733335>QUADS>AND>THE>MARKET>IMPLAUDSGG
SpaceX’s Starship Reaches Orbit for First Time in Major Testhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfu6iVK29iw
Could it be possible that the AI tsars quintessentially fucked up the finance and leverage part. They never had to manage a downturn in their corporate life and bet it all on AI going on with minor setbacks in between
>>62733413Holy fucking meltdown
my stocks are red, I simply do not look at them
>>62733420If you think that's a meltdown, you've gotta lurk moar faggot.
>>62733399Imagine they announce it but then refuse to buy and then imagine they say>price too high, maybe when it drops 50%
>PG>WM>KMB>BG>HDthey are buying the diapers and trash. they are buying toilet paper. they are buying the farm shit.the rotation is startinghealthcare is green today too.
>>62733382LOL uh oh
>>62733413LMFAO
I thought hormuz oil is flowing
>>62733413oh yeah he mad
It's not looking good.Would you consider this particular situation "its over"?
>>62733413Jesus how have you been posting here on this board for so long and not dropped even one bit of market insight? literally all you do is reddit quip at any post, get off this board mate
>>62733421Just don't realize your losses, it's that simple
>>62733428the only thing flowing is cum down scott bussy's ass cracknow spread dem cheekz yt boy
AMD SISTERS NOOOOOOOOO
>>62733434
>>62733421I derisked last week on the pump. I feel so damn smug cause my portfolio's>~20% giga bullish>~80% cashA pump? I make a lot. A dump? Cash position. I am not making thebsame mistake and putting more on my gamble like I did in July only to screw myself more and more until late July. Anyways look at bonds, feels like the market might crash.
>>62733432I gave you guys a free 15% trade 6 weeks ago.
>>62733432He posted about how he (and everyone else) should buy AMD calls on earnings and got absolutely fucking raped
>>62733424fuck the ai slop spammer is starting to post my port, i need to sell NOW fuck WM i thought you were the one
I am scared that there will be a global sovereign bond crisis that turns into your typical financial crisis.
>>62733439Along with a free haircut apparently >>62733382
>>62733436ahh scott bussynt my arch nemesis
>another lie pump falls offyou guys have been selling every pump for the last 5 months, right?
ahem...AAAAAAA
aaaaaah
what the fuck
>>62733382I want a free hairstyle!
>>62733441WM is going parabolic when diesel comes down
>>62733445>>62733440KEK
>>62733352Hey bud you're the one that made me like $2000 thx bro [spoiler]I think I may have also been the person you were arguing with at the same time because I did not believe[/spoiler]
hold the line you smigger fucking shitsMU earnings in 2 days will save us
>>62733382tripfags, not even once
>>62733447I accurately guessed last weeks pump was fake. My regret was not fully exiting the position on Tuesday at its highest point or even Wednesday when values were similar to Monday.
>>62733452I know just the guy!
ABSOLUTE MONGO(db)
>>62733453just dont touch rollins you little slopper
>>62733456
what do you guys think about oracle bonds yielding 8.4%, looks good, right?
also you know faggler is mad when he stops the boss shtick lol
>>62733465Go for Whirlpool, lol
>>62733465Will they even be around to pay these out when the time comes?
>>62733466not even mad
slurp NOK or else
>>62733466he's jewish af right?
>look at portfolio>line looks near straight down>loss is over $2kThis stings
>>62733465well you're likely to get your money back when they inevitably go bankrupt I guess
>>62733455noice. I argue with everyone. its how I test my positions thesis/strength. the more fud I get the better I know a position is. after everyone on SMG told me MSFT was jeeted and going to zero so I doubled down on it with MSFU. Now everyone is saying PEP is NKE so I will buy more.notice that SMG pitched NKE a month ago as a good buy... amazing... they are literally wrong 100% of the time. they are all in chips and bitcoin now (get out)
>>62733477trying being down 2k on a consumer disc stock like MCD, its like being raped with a fork because you know to get back to positive % it takes 100 fucking years
>>62733382Baggler is not beating the allegations
>nows
>>62733465dont fucking touch these nigga holy fuck
it keeps drilling :(
>RAPE MONDAYthat old familiar feeling
>>62733486That's not me, but the guy who's getting the algo to send trannys to his feed is probably a massive faggot.
>>62733484Kek yeah. I actually had a gamble on McD when it was higher. Real glad I dropped it, at least with semis, the swing is hard enough to make back my money. Something like McD? Fuck I'm gonna be bagholding for a long time (1+ year). Less if they're options, hope of a turn around feel bleak with stocks that aren't under certain categories that move more drastically.
I think I'm turning Japanese
>>62733494Genuine question, why do you feel the need to tripfag when it goes against the spirit of the site?are you that deprived of attention?
HOYL SHITPANIC SLEL EVERYTHING ITS' VFUCKIN OVER
>>62733496is your penis shrinking?
Smigstrodamus sayeth: QQQ will locally bottom in 60 mins then V about 30 mins later
>>62733497>are you that deprived of attention?come on you already know that answer
>>62733465>8.4%That's it? For a company like that I expect more. I'd rather risk it on stocks or a CD with 4%+ interest.
>>62733305Kek
AAAAAAAAAAA JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE EXIT PUMPI SWEAR I'LL SELL THIS TIME I'LL LIQUIDATE EVERYTHING JUSY ONE MORE CHANCE GIVE ME 1 GREEN DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62733499No, my economic outlook for the next two decades is going to zero.
>5.26bros?
>>62733465Where do you buy these? And iirc doesn't Google have similar pricing with theirs?
Why ADBE, fucking why?
>>62733497I have answered this plenty of times newfag.
AAAHHHHHHH
>>62733503Also:
>>62733510>not selling after that CEO changei mean dude. although i cant be to smug i bought MCD at fucking 271 FUCK IM A RETARD
are we going to recover any today?
in business school they called this n-word monday
don't fuckin tell me there's an immediate TACO
>bonds
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO THE MARKET WHAT THE FUCKKKKK /SMG/
>>62733511Just because you've answered the question doesn't mean you've faced the reality of the truth anononly a retard would care about tracking their posts or whatever half baked answer you gave
>>62733515Be a whole lot cooler if you got MCDicks at $217
>>62733510>buying software companies in the age of AIISHYGDDT
>Explosions heard in the Saudi cities of Yanbu, Jazan and Najran in the past few hours, according to Saudi media reports - Fars News
>>62733516Of course. No panicans allowed in /smg/, this is a Plan Trusting general
you know what i am happy i am 70% cash at the moment
>>62733527>Iran's Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Baghaei: Iran’s Foreign Minister Araghchi's presence in New York has not been extended - IRIB News
>>62733524Nah, it's more based than that, but you can just sit there and thing whatever you want to think kiddo.
ELF is safer than bonds.
looks like bobos losing steam
Slurped NOKMay I not regret it
>>62733535Lol Michael is SNEETHING. Not even saying boss. What a fucking baby
>>62733513What is this? Insuring against? This doesn't make sense, is it insurance against their bonds?
HOLD THE LINE SMIGGERS
>>62733538you will not anon, just hold and dont get spooked if it dumps on macro, the company itself is super solid and you picked a very decent entry point
>>62733537Anon....
>>62733534they are letting off fireworks to celebrate the great deal they've made with le nigeur orangé
>>62733541credit default swaps you dumb jeet
I feel like NOW always seems to recover intraday after a big dump. is this not just free money to buy some calls on it?
>>62733540Let me guess, you're black.
>>62733535I pray you get the attention you need anon, so maybe you'll see why name fagging on an anonymous image board is objectively retarded
>>62733525you would be a tard not buying MCD for a p/e of 17, which it was it would be if it dropped that low so uh yeah
>>62733541>>62731440
They tell me MU is stable. Please God.
>>62733549You're a hair dresser tranny. Also I suspect you stop insinuating racist things, that's now allowed on this board.
>>62733550More retarded than coming here for investment advice from other retards?
>>62733538same actuallytomorrow is TACO tuesday
>>62733559Yeah tomorrow is going to fucking rip
>>62733556I'm not insinuating anything racist, but you're obviously black.
STOP THE BLEEDING
Anyone looking at SKHY at around it's current $180
My name is baggler and I sure do love Israel but I would never ever never talk about stock market in a stock market general no sir not ever boss.I'm guessing a 1 week ban wasnt enough, janny. Clean it up.
>>62733555I just saw MU get shot in the neck at a college campus and immediately go into fencing position.MU is kill.
>>62733522>WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO THE MARKET?I thought about buying puts and then didn't.
okay so the dump is over now, r-right? V-recovery coming any moment now, r-right?
>>62733562Is there something wrong with that baggot? Speak into the microphone so jannies can hear.
>>62733553So companies can be insured against defaulting? Lel. Thanks btw
>>62733555Source told you?I love this tweet so much, hilarious. Crazy grift
>>62733565I just filter by trip
>>62733569It won't until I actually DO buy puts. Like a minute after I buy, it will recover completely.
>>62733571Post hands
>>62733500We're bottoming ahead of schedule smiggers!
intcels...we're shitting ourselves again...
>>62733578post piercings Mr - i mean miss Schaefer
>>62733569Why do you have to say it like that>be me>early July 2026>see randoms anons>"V pump now!" - anon 1 trying to force a V pump>"V pump just started!" - anon 2 after seeing a tiny momentary upward movement>"and now!" - anon 3 also desperate to have it start>...;_; pls anon don't say this>inb4 a repeat of July all over again
>cant buy american etfs unless they have a UCITS equivalentbut I want to gamble of leveraged ETFs with my /smg/ bros
>>62733581May I interest you in some KMB?
Seen this before. Market went down a peecent and trump Uber tacod. Buy Longshot spy calls for tomorrow boys it's gonna fucking rip
>>62733585If you're an Euro you can do leveraged CFDs on regular ETF and stocks, basically getting the same effect.
Buying RIOT calls here boss.
Just sold everything.This shit is gonna dump for the next 9-10 yrs.
What is the most terrifying investment thesis you can think of?
>>62733592Any recommended hair styles, Michael?
>>62733594100% KLAR
>Doubting Smigstrodamus>ISHYGDDTYou smiggers are gonna shit when QQQ closes at 742 today.
>>62733497Genuine question, what does that have to do with making money in the market?
lowered a cost basis or whatever you guys call itdid my best at stock market today hope everybody playing their best too
>>62733595Don't ask me, ask your girl what she likes best, she's the one who's got to look at it.
do yall every trade using technical information like vwap and ema? do you feel like it works for you?
>>62733601I mean you seem to be the expert >>62733382
The raped
>>62733592I'm the original riot anon and I'm still holding my 2028 40Cs
>market recovering harder than bonds>oil not even really droppingwhat is this bullshit
>tfw up 0.02%Balanced af port i guess
>>62733601>cant give stock advice despite being on a investing forum nearly every day>cant give hair style advice despite being a hairdresser
>>62733507on the upside we probably wont get any more rate hikes.. lmao... no joke our market cant sustain another hike its so fucking funny they just have to hyperinflate because even a 25bps is a giga rapefest lmaoooo
>>62733615see >>62733592
>>62733618>we probably wont get any more rate hikes..
>>62733585Man your European owners really hate to see the peasant class move away from being a cog don't they. Wew Europe has got to be the worst place to be for anyone that wants to get wealthy and neet.
Is Whitney webb /ourgirl/ or is she a great countersignal. She's currently ringing the bell on SATL being a glowie op. Not sure if it's a strong buy or a don't touch with a ten foot pole.>partnered with palantir and Google>Steve mnuchin on the board>Emiliano Kargieman glows in the dark
My ass is bleeding
>>62733602I use RSI for telling tops, KC for telling slurp zones and accum/dist to tell if big boys are buying or selling.
>>62733626BARAK
>>62733623Surely glowie ops are great investments as they are too big too fail?
>>62733622Average yuropoor has to pay for Mohammed 8 kids while his country gets conqueed
>>62733513Lol don't care, 9000IQ fixed income trader here I will literally just slurp the free premium
>>62733627>RSIwhat the raped smigger index? TA bros i just cant trust you MCD was supposed to be text book
>>62733618anon I...
>>62733631Either that or it's a vehicle to create the infrastructure and leave the shareholders bagholding.
I'm tired of panic selling, I will just hold my stock for at least a month from now on.
>>62733635unironically priced in, that's why we're dumping
>"Do you expect me to talk?">"No mister Bond I expect you to panic sell"
>>62733599But it will lower tomorrow
Obviously it makes total sense but what SCHD is doing is a big bummer (I have bought ofc)
>>62733634Laugh it up all you want. It simply works.
>>62733632helloohooo>2019
>>62733649Whiter than you, mohammed
>>62733652Not your country thoughbeit
>>62733558Yes
BUY SOXS
why is my SOXL dumping and turning my whole shit red
>>62733598why are you defending something that makes the site objectively worse?
russian missiles over poland (again)
>>62733659Because its leveraged semis and Larry Ellison is popping the AI bubble
Here comes the patented Smigstrodamus V smiggy wiggies!All your troubles are over (until next week).
>>62733649>asians (aka saars) undercounted>latinx undercounted by anywhere from 20-50% >arabs, persians, armenians etc all counted as whiteThe country is less than half white by now. Tremendously bearish
>>62733642And the day after and after that too.
>>62733670Yes
SMIGGERS
>>62733676Wowa
just woke up, why is my ass bloody
>>62733676Smigney Sweeney has blossomed into a real rocket show.
>>62733593today was the exact bottom. confirmed. except for MCD. MCD is going to 10 p/e
>>62733684Have you looked at their debt. Interest rates are rising mind you
>>62733676how do I invest in 2D frog women /smg/ memes, is there an NFT for this?
Nobody wants to talk about stocks today I guess
>>62733635>>62733638>surprise no hike>market busts absolute fat load right before electionsno wayyyyy
>>62733693are you trying to manifest no more rate hikes? bleak lad
>smg told me to buy GMEI didn't listen>smg told me to buy NVIDIAI didn't listen>smg told me to buy TSLAI didn't listen>smg told me to buy oilI didn't listen>smg told me to buy RTXI didn't listenWhat am I not listening to right now?
>>62733665Why is Larry doing this is it revenge?
>>62733697MU 1100C 10/2
>>62733288Don't worry sister. 12 is literally impenetrable.
>>62733697You're not buying RIOT calls.
>>62733691It's red and crabbing What is there to talk about
>>62733696we are already at terminal rates. they will be lowering them by next year while the markets crash out because of debt explosions in turds like oracle
>>62733697me and another SaaS baggie said to buy Service Now and it went up 60%, some times what you hear here can work same with Copart it went up briefly 30% from when i posted it here
>>62733635>Raise rates>Largest driver of inflation (energy) still not going down>RAISE THE RATES AGAINlmao. Imagine if the fed did the smart thing and dropped the rates to 0 so that the oil companies could refinance their debt, pass on the savings to the consumer, and bring inflation under control. Can't have that though, we just have to play 25 bepis chicken for the next few years instead. Fucking awesome. Thanks Warsh.
>>62733697all the space stocks not SPCX are 50% off its high, pretty good slurp moment
>>62733697If you had bought KOD at open today you could have made 45% in 45 minutes
>>62733702Crabs are mighty tasty. Imagine all the orthy bitchass shlomos you piss off when you eat delicious shellfish.That being said someone please take Crabitha out back and fucking shoot her please
>Don't look at the bonds, burger sisters.
>>62733709I can't time travel backwards buddy, only forward at 1.00x speed.>>62733708Like what? Spoonfeed my broken brain.
>>62733706You are not an economist dude
>>62733706>pass on the savings to the consumerWhen the fuck does that ever happen?
>>62733564Im holding at 184 average price and just slurped more
>>62733714>You are not an economist dudeBiggest compliment you can give somebody.
>>62733718All the time. Costco is cutting tons of prices after receiving their tariff refund and interest boss.
Bobos LOST
>>62733333Is the board so dead that nobody cares about the quintuplet get?
>>62733729Market is boring today. Most people aren't here
>>62733729gets are something only autistic fucktards like triple F get excited over
>>62733668Tomorrow, everyone will see what a false prophet you are
what the fuck is going on
>>62733743Jews sell in September. many such cases.
I literally automated most of my job… what now i’m being paid $140k in TC to just play games and watch movies.I reckon do 20 hours of real work in a month, but all my workflows are heavily automated now.
Guys, I bought amazon last week for about 246, after buying it I realized that anthropic is gonna ipo in a month or two for atleast a 2 trillion dollar evaluation. Shouldn't the price of companies like amazon be going to the moon just because of anthropic? What am I missing?
>>62733729He needs to get that money making money
>>62733697SOXL
HERE'S THE V
>>62733370bottom signal
>>62733747And for the gif, I like the winter uniform more.
>>62733751smigstradamus predicted this
NIGGERS
>>62733757But Smigney...I am Smigstrodamus!
BIG STARSHIP EXPLOSION
>>62733750SOXL is a great way to get your fingers cut off
>>62733755YupBobos seething
>>62733767OH LAWDOH JESUSGET THE WATER NIGGA
>>62733767looks like a comfy evening
>>62733767Elonkeks
Smiggy smiggy smiggy, can't you see
stfu we're not getting no V before MU earnings
>>62733782Sometimes your gainz just hypnotize me
>>62733788Shut up retard
>>62733706Fed only decides on overnight rate. Stand alone rate cuts by the fed aren't going to make refinancing elsewhere any cheaper when 5-10yr are going up. Even if the government buys out the long end this telegraphs large increases in inflation which would see credit tightening because anything else is losing creditors money.
>>62733797copebet you bought klar
TIME TO N
>>62733806NIGERIAN SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS
>>62733767explosions are bullish
Man I just looked at the chart bit overall tech has been in a bearish trend since May!
is this the V?
>>62733820I think we should be looking into opportunities to make money to the downside. Memory specifically boss.
>>62733818A good race run. New numbers and words for everyone, just fantastic. It could only get better
my AMC calls are printing hard
>>62733500And we are right on schedule smiggers and smiguettes.
G_ddamn new york Giants, like I know they covered and I made money on the prediction markets, but our season is over. I was all excited we had a white quarterback and a white runningback which was all right because they were all white, but now, now our season is over....
holy shit the v came on me and gave me a juicy 100% percent
Gonna pump? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
>US Official to Al Jazeera: We continue a positive discussion with Iran through intermediaries; there will be no agreement without addressing the nuclear issueUS claiming stuff again>and it works
>US official tells Al Jazeera: Trump Ready to Ease Sanctions, Release Frozen Assets for Nuclear ProgressKEKED AS HELL
>>62733846i cummed
>They doubted Smigstrodamus>Again>SAD!We close 742, load your calls and sell your puts.
>>62733851>>62733847how much longer do we have to read these kinds of headlines
>>62733841The Giants will never be booked in a Super Bowl again because they don’t need a new stadium, and there are other fanbases that will result in higher marginal revenue for the league. Tough luck. Hope you enjoyed the Knicks run.
>>62733854Probably until midterms no? If by chance the repubs maintain the spot then he no longer has any reason to bait peace and can just put boots on the ground.
We are up today
>>62733841>injury prone white qb>white rb guaranteed to have a short career due to how he plays >best black players keep dyingIt’s over before it even began
if SOXL is down im down simple as
V on more fake news is good enough for me.
>>62733856>Knicks runsorry I don't follow African Roundball.Take your profits on RIOT and move into Unity calls boss.
is this V in the room with us right now?
>>62733874Yes
My GLNK is actually printing
>White House official: Trump open to Iran sanctions relief for ‘concrete progress’ on nuclear issues - CNN
I am green now for the dayget fucked bobo
oh no, oil is collapsing
>>62733843Sold right before for a measly 24%
>>62733347>>62733324>>62733500Threadly reminder that I can see the futureAnd I only want my smiggers to profit from this gift we share.Will thou ignore mine prophecies again, at your own peril?
>>62733882Are you saying there's a chance?
>>62733874Yes?
There’s no way these faggots are getting nukes, it’s bad enough dealing with the hormussy and attacks to neighbouring infra, and just imagine how much worse it would be with them threatening to nuke their neighbours on top of that
>market down>Trump immediately cucks
>>62733880A little bit of Hope is all we need and ...
>>62733847>>62733851How retarded do you have to be to keep falling for these headlines? Iran said they're done negotiating because the US side are a bunch of dishonest heebs. There are no more negotiations until Trump leaves office, according to them.
>>62733889Just like North Korea, right? Just like Pakistan?lol, no. Israel can choke on their 33% gay dicks.
>>62733889
peace deal for real this time. get the fuck out of oil. I've told you guys for a week.. its for real...
>>62733877>>62733888it's only slightly less red on my machine
>S&P 500
>>62733897Who cares? How retarded do you have to be to see this pattern 500 times and think it won’t keep happening?
>>62733886I believe.
>>62733906Not retarded enough to believe the same fake headline repeated 500 times in a row, apparently.
>>62733899Ancient history those two, worlds learnt enough not to give nukes to retarded thirdies
>>62733905buy the dip. buy PEP you stupid faggot.
>>62733889>it’s bad enough dealing with the hormussy and attacks to neighbouring infraThis is how revisionism works, just keep saying they were always like this and omit the fact that burgerland started it. Enough retards will fall for it.
>>62733768
>>62733913Yeah. North Korea really destabilized the region like they said it would.Everybody who's not an NPC or an Israeli Shill knows full well Iran just wants nukes to contain Israel and get the US to back off.
>>62733861Cant imagine holding a port like this rn
>ai slop poster was actually right in calling the V
debating on buying some more spy calls on this gap down
>White House weighs red-dyed diesel tax relief to lower fuel prices, according to 2 sources familiar
>Iran totally wants to surrender for the 500th time in a row, goy! Buy the dip!!!
there can't be a slowdown to AI growth. It can't be only me who wants these sex robots as long as my dick is are still working
>>62733940Sounds like something those dumocrat socialists would do.
it's gonna be so EASY for AI to make (you) anal orgasm just take that into consideration
Bonds calling the fakenews. Dumped again.
sanction relief is literally a nothing burger since they can just be reimposed at any time. iran isn't doing shit unless trump pays them tens of billions up front which he'll never do.
>>62733963What was today's fakenews? Great pump from the bottom so far.
>>62733973It $300 billion.
>>62733974
>>62733984>>62733984>>62733984
>>62733974nigga I'm not gonna repost 4-5 headlines, just scroll up
>>62733979*It's
>>62733925The only thing I'm holding in that is FMTM
IRGC won
>>62733979Mark levin is more of a patriot than you will ever be, faggot
>>62733983>>62733988Oh...
I fell asleep and missed it. What was the two things that nigger pumped spy?
>>62734672Same MoU stuff again
