>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>>62733984
Friendly reminder baggot is a tranny hair dresser.
>>62734875Who else is buying bonds as fast as they can
>>62734884already bought 20 years ago.
>>62734888why do I get digits for stupid shit like this
DOOM
>>62734884>rates rising>buy bondsy'all should stop fucking aroundsome poor smigger bastard is going to believe this advice and do it
>>62734898You're betting against the US economy?Bonds are about to get extremely expensive and their yields are going to collapse
>>62734897advertising video games is illegal here
>>62734875>porn in an /smg/ OPngmi
>>62734907You're illegal!!!!
>>62734883He got banned again lmaoYou just have to talk about stocks in a stock market thread bro its not hard. We even allow weaselly zionist pedos to do it, you just have to be on topic
>LOSTALLOFMYMONETODAYFUCKINGGODS
>>62734897GLOOM
>>62734912no...
>>62734918My folio only beats VOO when the market takes a shit.And I don't know why. It just does.
>>62734917He'll be back. Just make sure to post that every single time you see him in these threads, he had a fucking meltdown over it
CVX
>>62734927serves him right for being a name faggot
>>62734928I'm not a monkey
>>62734927>>62734930It's bad enough to give nameniggers attention when they're here please refrain from doing it even when they're gone thanks
Should I buy more Klarna or nah?
>>62734938Well posting that got him to crash out hard enough to get him banned. So ima keep posting it frfr
AMD BROS WE ARE RISING AGAIN WE'RE SO BACK OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62734947Postmarket gains are fake, and no, I will not apologize I'm fucking right
Does anyone here pay for one of these feeds? I'm looking to arrange an ongoing data-trading agreement with someone
>>62734947You're not taking profits this week? After a 30% run up in 3 days?
>>62734943and now you're worse than a namenigger congrats
>>62734950and if you sell postmarket gains for real money ?
>>62734941I can't recommend it but if you wanna be the KLAR version of the GRRR baggie then go ahead.
>>62734955Y-you cant do that because... you just can't!!!!!!!>>62734957We already have one of those
>>62734954Fuck off baggot, we know you're phone posting.
>>62734964We're never gonna talk about stocks ever again if you keep up this stupid shit
>>62734968I don't come here to talk about stocks I come here for the pepes and apus
>>62734962Well, there's the 30% port guy and then me with a 3% port making most of the slop you see. There was also a poster who bought calls before earnings but he hasn't posted since.
/smg/ is basically a slow chatroom for me
>>62734974Consumer staples are pretty resistant. Shit like KO.
>>62734970
>>62734974What you're looking for is often called defensive stocks, with Campbells being a historic example.
>>62734983>investing in fucking soupWhat would they even do with the investment capital
Rocks on discount boys, the gilded harbor in a storm is always the best.
>>62734884>Who else is buying bonds as fast as they can>>62734902>You're betting against the US economy?>Bonds are about to get extremely expensive and their yields are going to collapse
yahoo and google have the worst stock ticker accuracy and are the top 2 search results whenever I look a stock up. pretty fucking annoying
>>62734988Well that's why I said 'historic', I think their product is overpriced these days, especially with the advent of the instant pot. The idea though was that people turn to poverty staples like that during downturns, so earnings would go up during a recession.
>amd driver shat itself again and I have to manually kill it in the task managerBearish.
>>62734976That's ok. You're among frens
If you havent sold your house yet, get ready. This next one's going to hurt.
MUsisters, do we buy more now?
>>62735006I don't like craps. I guess I am just not a social guy..
So glad I didn't listen to the retarded boomers begging me to buy their million dollar cardboard boxes kek.
>>62735015Should have bought before close. Nigger pump is tomorrow.
>>62735021nope MU earnings are wednesdayeither we nigger pump or nigger dump no in between
>>62735021I thought the report was wednesday after close?
>>62735025>>62735028I mean nigger pump in general
>>62735025Can we just not be racist? Like, what's the point?
>gold>silver>uranium miners>MLPs>critical minerals
>>62735020I don't even know what this is referring to.
>>62735038Its a fucking word in the dictionary, you can relax.
Are real estate prices collapsing?
>>62735038I truly don't mean to offend any poc smiggersI'm just having fun I'm sorry if I offended any of the colored folks ITT (unironically)
Why do women have to be objectified all the time on biz as sexual objects?
>>62735038Are you implying one race is more niggerish than the rest? It's just an adjective
>>62735041Your glue and sawdust shack is not worth two million dollars.
>>62735052No.T. Works in real estate
>>62735054lol i see what youre doing
>>62735054Because we trade sex futures (lean whores).
I was +50% YTD, now it is at 25%. A lot of that is secured gains but my bags are heavy and it is probably going to be a while before I see them return at this rate.Guess I'll just DCA for the rest of the year.
>>62735020no one begged you. you dont even talk to people.
TRUMP: AXIOS STORY OFFERING SANCTIONS RELIEF AND FROZEN FUNDS TO IRAN IS UNTRUE AND A HOAX
>Trump: He did not provide sanctions relief to Iran
Getting sweet yields of 5.2% on every bond I've got.A free 5.2%.You guys are passing up free money.
Scratch that it's actually 5.5%.5.5% for 30 years, you idiots have no idea how much free money that is.
>>62735072>>62735077I'll buy when it's 135% yield.
>>62735077when the stimulus gets announced you bondullards will be shitting bloodprobably literally because most boomers have the 'rhoids
You might remember me from early in the morning. I told you to not panick. I told you about my TA and how the S&P was about to hit support. I told you how SPACEX will make starlink the de facto world's main network, how every single physical device will be connected to starlink. But you all are addicted to fear porn and reading dimwits on X (previously twitter). Don''t be a pessimist. Optimism always pays off.
>>62734883Is that bag holder extraordinaire from back in the day?
>>62735097>what is latencyBased retard
>>62734883KWAB
>>62734875who is she?
i still don't see why i shouldn't put all my money in pdi and retire. someone tell me why this is a bad idea so i don't do it.
What's the plan on this fucking NIGGER?He's even charging against OUR BELOVED Axios?WTF is Trump's problem?>NIGGERS
>>62735107Zoomers will never know
>>62735107Heather Harmon
This is what I mean >>62735100People like to fancy themselves like "smarter" than the pleb. You all have probably met these kinds of folks. For them, everything is bullshit, everything is retarded. That's why they miss so many things. Then, they might be right a couple of times. I'm talking about these pessimists that for example, when chatgpt came out, they used to say "it's just an autocomplete software". "Look how shitty are those images that generates". And now you have hundreds of million of boomers addicted to AI slop that can't tell it apart from reality.Everything will be connected to the starlink network (in space) and processed by starlink data centers (in space). Your refrigerator, your cooking robot, your oven, your front door, your air conditioning, your CAR and even you with neuralink. This is the true INTERNET OF THINGS. That's how the true AI will be born and how we will get true future prediction powers. Every single input an "observer" has (doesnt matter if the observer is concious or not, a simple temperature sensor would be an observer) will send their info through starlink and all the data together will create a literal crystal ball. If you don't invest in this, well, I don't know what to tell you.
>>62735107Jennette McCurdy
>>62735107It's a MAN (FTM)
>>62735126Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>62735108there's better ones but yeah that's what most of us should be doing I'll be doing it myself (not that retarded ticker something like JEPQ) once i get a few 100x's
>Turn on FOXDa JoosDa JoosDa JoosDa Joos
>>62735089Last time stimulus was announced the bonds went to the moon.
>>62735135it's been ten thousand years...
>>62734875For me it was this bitch
>>62735137jepq pays less tho and it depends on the nasdaq instead of bonds
>>62735072This. I’m glad I sold out of VOO and went all in on bonds.
>>62735145hmm it's bond related? well, still, I think you should do it. live your life bro don't wageslave anymore than you have to and if a boomer divvie etf does it then go for it I'll see you in 3 years
>>62735148We're gonna be rich
How is it called when you are supposed to go out there and get a girl but instead you keep making excuses and getting drunk at home?Also I was 300k in green earlier this year, now I'm 200k in red. Stocks for these feels?
>>62735154Yup.These boogertards will watch their beloved indexes lose 1% a day everyday for the next 12 years and wonder where it all went wrong.Gays like us will be locking in that delicious 5% yield. Cash flow baby.
>>62735156>Also I was 300k in green earlier this year, now I'm 200k in red.Fucking how?
>>62735162probably SOXL
>>62734928I'll be dat monkey
>>62735107Never give zoomers sauce to this btw, fuck them.
>tell media lapdog to release article to get oil and yields down during market hours>doesnt work >talk shit to them to try and get your honor back and “look tough”This shit is so pathetic bro. Most embarrassing president of my lifetime
>>62735170>politicians manipulate mediano way dude
>>62735170All paths lead to lower rates and extremely high bond prices.You equities faggots are getting absolutely wrecked in the streets
>klarna used to let you extend the 30 day payment by around 10 days for free, now they charge 2-3 bucks for itwhat the fuck is going on
>>62735178People can't pay
What's that? Stocks are at a discount?
>>62735178paypal let's me expand by 2 months for 2-3€ (depends on the price I paid for the product). It's over for Klarna
>axios tried to help this retard pump the market by making him look sane >immediately calls out the obvious lies to tank the marketwhy does this faggot hate green lines now? the only people he haven't turned his back on are the kikes shoving their cock down his throat.
>low volume selling on SNDK todayYou know what this means!!! But, just so we're all clear can somebody tell me what this means?
>>62735162Oil.
>>62735183My theory is he might be schizoing out on the general public because nobody fucking likes him anymore (poll-wise).
>>62735113>>62735170why does he keep putting his own name in quotes, bros
>>62735185Accumulation.
>>62735185sndk is either going to gigapump or gigadump depending on cpi and mu on wednesday
>>62735077Why not scratch this instead*unzips nutsack*
We iz getting TACO Tuesday:>Iran's Aragchi: Qatari and Pakistani mediation channels intensify after Iran unveils plan>Iran's Aragchi: Qatari mediators to present ideas to US side - IRNA>Iran's Foreign Minister Aragchi: Tehran held talks with Qatari mediators on ways to meet Iran's demands>Iran's Aragchi: hopes US final answer through Qatari mediators by Tuesday, IRNA reportsJust as Smigstrodamus predictedBut remember dear smiggers, the last Iran deal marked the local top.
>>62735126Priced in
>>62735181Bonds are at a discount
>>62735199OOOOOO great smigstradamus, foretell me about caterpillar, will it climb out of the 827 zone and push higher?
GODDAMMIT I JUST CHECKED MY PORT FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL DAY AND I GOT RAPED AGAIN FUCK YOU DRUMPFFFFFF
Reminder that are people here holding software stocks in the age of AI.
>>62735207my dog is trying to sleep please quiet down
>>62735209nvm my dog just died. RIP Faggotron 4000
>>62735208is pltr a software stock?
>>62735208>1pbtid>AI coded software>good
>>62735212I'm sorry for bothering your dog. I hope I didn't contribute to his untimely demise please forgive me :(
>>62735208Why don't we see these vibe coded slop apps stealing marketshare from Adobe yet boss?
>>62735215nah he was just a faggot
>>62735213No that's a goy eliminator stock therefore it's great.>>62735214Correct. What are you, an ADBE baggie or something?
>>62735218Why is Adobe down 30% YTD?
>>62735204Caterpiller will trade more like a beautiful butterfly above $1,000 but not until 2027 my child. Any acceleration of the ORCL collapse will prolong this price target.So sayeth Smigstrodamus.
>>62735234Have you seen the price of diesel you fuckin asshole?
>>62735237Get a Tesla
