tired from all the winning edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62736974
I'm gay w my dad
You never doubted President Trump, did you?
>>62737835>It will all work out in the endYeah, thanks to the 22nd amendment and/or saturated fat
Our only hope is to discover immortality and then a way to reverse entropy in the universe or create whole new universes where we can keep trading stocks
When you are the last one of the day to trade a small cap stock and you set the final price.
>On April 9th, 2025, President Trump announced a "tariff pause" as the 10Y Note Yield hit 4.60%.>Days later, Trump said he had been "watching" the bond market which was a major driver of his decision to pause the trade war.>Today, the 10Y Note Yield is +70 basis points above the April 2025 high.>It seems the US Treasury has given up for now.Scott Bussynt, Scott Bussynt, why hast thou forsaketh me?
Is picrel in my feeds the top signal?
>>62737835I have no remaining doubts.
WHEN IS THE FUCKING MARKET GOING TO DIP? I'M READY TO BUY SHIT DAMNIT, CRASH ALREADY YOU FUCKING CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
Phils are on. Cmon afternoon rally.
I'm loading up on MUTell me I will be okay
>>62737854nigga there are multiple stocks right now trading at or near 52 week lowsyou probably just watch like a handful of memory stocks or some shit
>>62737852yep. its so fucking over>niggers investing in Mars colonies market
>>62737679>>62737659I have created multiple fictional universes with hundreds of characters and encyclopedias worth of autistically detailed lore. I spend more time in my head than in this gay reality. I have been at work for three and a half hours and I have done nothing but daydream.
>>62737852>BLACKrock
any RKLB slurpers? im thinking about buying some at close
>>62737855suck em braves
>>62737861I mean the shit and piss and the nasdaq
>>62737858Just b urself :^)
>>62737852who fucking knows i thought the absolute top was the spastic amount of QQQ ads during the college football championship game in 2025 but we have rocketed since.
>>62737851The wheels only need to stay on the bus until January 20, 2029. After that, it's someone else's problem.
> Filthadelphia FilthiesYanks win their 28th ring sorry NIGGER
>>62737869Bought>GD>SCHD>SPYM Idk what else to buy today. I sold a little GEO between yesterday and today cause i think its topped out.
>>62737871I mean props for investing responsibly I guess but these are prime bottom fishing times for individual stocks
I'm sniffin' a V
>>62737885>the market will wait until thenthey will front run the exit before then. when though?THATS THE FUN PART!
>>62737886I would be so happy if this happened. Please happen.
>>62737867I'm not touching rocketlab, I only do SPCX for Space for the same reason you'll only catch me in a Depends4Men and not in a pair of Great Value Men's Disposable Underwear. I don't fuck with anything except that premium shit you feel me?
>>62737889can't go wrong with SPY cause the fed will always bail you out eventually
I'll be going all in into a long term DCA of a 2x leveraged MSCI USA ETF, what am I in for?
Up 22% on my AMD, does I sell
>CCL still cumming+14.21%
>>62737867Kinda thinking about MDA or perhaps VOYG
>>62737902Fine if you're okay bagholding at -70% for the next 3 years
>>62737900I like how I cant tell which is more rigged, sports or the market. At least im comfy, I guess.
What do I do with 100k just sitting in my savings account? I'm too lazy and retarded for this stock market bullshit.
Just sold my entire position of VT.8 years of investing down the drain. I refuse to sell at a loss so mind as well sell while I’m at a decent profit.
>>62737886you won't get past the rays with a cap of 1/10th of your team KWAB
Brent really doesn't wanna break that $96, watch out for a \/ (reflected as a /\ on the SPY).
>>62737915based. just set an alarm for -5% from here and rebuy half at -5% and the other half at -10%. you will probably get an entry while boggle niggers get face fucked for a while
>>62737853
>KLAR
>>62737914Buy bonds.
>>62737926How's the delinquency rates?
>>62737835I never doubted he would act like a NIGGER, because he thinks like a NIGGER becuase he is a NIGGER
palantir worth it?
>>62737932KLAR cucks will tell you they make their money from merchant fees not the loansI think they resell the loans and make the difference on flat fees
>>62737936If you like global mass surveillance and database entry, sure
Janet Yellen is so fat, when she goes camping, the bears have to hide their puts.
>>62737947i dont care if it accelerates the new world order i care if i can make the graph on my phone go up
>>62737936BIG FUCKING YES
>>62737911its still real to me dammit
>>62737936no, it was worth when it had a monopoly on data aggregation and surveillance but now all AI models do that, even the shitty ones that run on low end specs. they are deeply rooted in government right now thats the only pro but its being replaced by AI even in war
>>62737956you sound very un-american. be careful bro
>>62737955At least Kruk is on the broadcast. If SPY pumps into the EOD this will be a good day.
>>6273796260% of my port is INTC, im 60% more american compared to everyone here
>>62737969>that picBad news for the Mexicans if his diaper doesn't hold.
>>62737828I boughted some TTWONo one can stop me
power hour please!!end this crabbing!!pump it for this hour!!!kevin!!!1
>Witcher 3 RemasterCDR popping off tomorrow or priced in?
i bought the SP500 low today so I already won
>a whole day of crabbing
>>62737979I bought it a few weeks ago and it keeps falling, debating whether I grab more. Guaranteed to go up surely, no matter how trash GTA 6 could be niggers will eat it up
>>62737994it happens sometimes
>>62737940The latest financials has the split at 68% merchant fees, 7% from selling debt (should be about 35 cents to the dollar) and 25% from interest payments
Nobody car afford a gaming PC anymore, and barely a playstationDown it goes
>>62737903sell this bitch>*farts in ur stupid fucking face*
Psst.... Niggers
>>62737999checked. I can afford a new PC but it doesn't seem worth it. I mostly play old games on my 2018 build anyways. anything new sucks.
>>62737999>muh vidya gaymzGrow up
>>62737999Nobody PC games anymore unc
>>62737999a playstation 5 pro is over 1000 euros, its fucking insane. this piece of shit cant even do proper 1080@60 let alone 2k@144+.
I'M FINALLY IN THE GREEN TODAY UP 0.02% FUCKERS HAHAHAHA
>>62737885the jews at the FED are raisning rates on Trump in the middle of an energy crisistheyve decided they will dump it all on Trumphe is the perfect scapegoat
>>62737974>>>>>>>>>>>>>if
>>62737999true story
>>62737998Or should I calculated it as 69/(69+192)=26.4 cents/$? 69m sold debt, 192m in credit losses
>>62737864Every morning I binge watch 80s/90s NYC ghetto footage. My apartment block is burned out and my 1975 Buick LeSabre doesn't start but the world is exciting and full of opportunities. In the evenings I like to walk around the nice parts of London with the grand townhouses and imagine being some Kate Moss-tier supermodel having parties with aristocrats there. Lord Toffington wants to take me for a ride in the Bentley parked outside.Alas, I'm some fat loser living in 2026.
K shaped economy
>>62738012wagmi
>>62738029Stop noticing.
>>62738030Bobina looks like Jim's mutt girlfriend from the office
>>62738014Who caused the energy crisis? Also Jews yes but the FED Jews did nothing wrong. They are on our side.
>>62737952little bitch
>>62737995>>62737999It's probably the last multigenerational cultural event.My brother and several of his friends took summer gig jobs to pay for itAlso is 99.91% owned by institutions, they're going to pump it.
>>62738038doesnt really matter "why" they do itthese jewish rate hikes will crash the economythis is inevitable>The bond market is now pricing-in 4 more 25 basis point rate hikes by June 2027, a total of +125 basis points including September's hike.>Just 9 months ago, markets had expected at least 100 basis points of rate CUTS by June 2027.>That's a +225 basis point differential in interest rate expectations in a matter of months.
AND IN MY MOMENT OF GLORY, I AM LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE
>>62738054>THE CREAM OF THE SLOP
>>62738038>blaming the jews for the actions of the iraniansim sick of you retards doing this.
>>62737885The wheels might fall off the bus before the end of the year at the rate the yields are skyrocketing with no end in sight. Realistically what can be done at this point to stop the bleeding if the yields are increasing by .1 every day now?
>>62738050Should I sell my gold?
>September 17th- October 16th: 36/9>Jupiter and Venus giving us Mars.The US Stock Market is being ruled by Arrogance and Pride creating an impulsive, angry. crabby individual.BEWARE!!!
We are in an X shaped economy
>>62738065I'm not even antisemitic but clearly Bibi started this and roped Trump into joining.
>>62738035And the better choice over that fat cunt Pam>>62738077The only one that matters is Saturn. You think everyone cares about guys like Mercury?
>>62738080It started in October 2023. It’s been on and off since then.
I had such a fucking massive swing today (for me). Up $10k in the morning, down $35k intraday, up $15k by end of day. ~300k total portfolio so $50k swing is hellish. I went full port money market at the end of day. Going to take a break for awhile and come back when I have a cleaner read of the market. Fuck that was stressful. New rig with an RTX 5090 gets delivered today so going to enjoy some vidya and baseball playoffs and not think about the market for a minute.
>>62738080Are you just going to ignore the actions of Iranian proxies on October 7th? Using conservative estimates per capita it was the equivalent of 12 nine-elevens.
>>62738080Sorry nigger, iran and its proxies LOST
time to filter miss Schaefer
>>62738092>12 9/11sWhat is that? Half a January 6th?
>>62738059BUT THE CREAM WILL RISE TO THE TOP
>>62738054NOTHINGMEANSNOTHING
>>62737867Holy comfy, where is that?
>>62738099It would be like having 40,000 US citizens murdered/taken hostage in a single day. To put into perspective that is the equivalent of 3 weeks of what we lose on average to heart disease boss.
Personally, I hate all sandniggers and think we should nuke every inch between Morocco and Myanmar
power 29 minutes
My captha doesn't load on PC you fuckers
>>62738084Actually it started 3000 years ago
>>62738108Sicily. Giardino dei Carrubi in the port of Alicudi. The view is towards Filicudi.
>>62738119what are you posting from a frigidaire
>>62738082>The only one that matters is Saturn. You think everyone cares about guys like Mercury?Based upon the Birthday of the NYSE the Life Path Numbers are.>41/54 represents a Stable Foundation it doesn't really have a dedicated planet.1 represents the leader or the Sun.5 represents a spirit of freedom also Mercury.The most important number is 5 meaning the NYSE is ruled by the noomber vibrations of Mercury. So yeah Mercury is a bit important.But you said Saturn so let's peak over to a few months later.>November 17th- December 16th: 38/11>Jupiter and Saturn forming a Master Vibration.The Father and Son meet to form the Master Vibration of 11. 11 is a number of Destiny and new beginnings. If you are starting new things then Jupiter and Saturn coming together to usher in a new age is wonderful. But. Established things, long standing enterprises are at incredible danger. Jupiter has arrived to overthrow Saturn. During the Peak of Saturn's Reign in December.I mean read what you want into them but it is interesting.
sleepy 25 minutes
>>62738096Is that Gaza? Holy shit this is worse than Hiroshima. How did they even manage this with conventional weapons?>>62738092I was team Israel until the March 2026 disaster. They fucked up. They should have just quietly picked away at Iran until it finally fell instead of hiring the burgerclowns to go in guns blazing causing Iran to panic and hold the strait hostage
>>62738126Wow.>Italians on /int/ still claim to suffer
why did he shit in my cornflakes.
>>62738129No, my phone like a dumb phoneposter
>>62737854OrOrWe make a new high on stuff like SK Hynix, INTC, Micron and Sandisk
>>62738133>How did they even manage this with conventional weapons?carpet bombing them for 3 years straight with diplomatic immunity and using free bombsthey basically spent 8 decades of manufactured goodwill to massacre a couple hundred thousand goyimbloodthirsty apes
I'm straight up fucking sick of new york jews.And when the market finally crashes, Chaim Goldberger for the NYT will write about how the market was "crazy" and "chasing stocks like SPCX that had no returns".
>>62738133>I was team Israelstopped reading there boss
>>62738088are you trading leverage with 300kkek/biz/
>>62738014surely now the goyim will accept debt slavery and trannies.
the final score of tonight's yankees game is going to be 2-1, but my buddy with the crystal ball didn't tell me who was going to win, so just box it both ways and thank me later boss.
>>62738153Is it true you're a tranny? if so why do you all suck off Islamic extremists?
>>62738147Muslims, not goyim
>>62738150Musk shot a rocket into space, put it in orbit and told it to give birth to 20 satellite babies. And then the fucker told it to come back (and explode in the ocean). If that's not bullish I don't know what is.
The glowing screen illuminated the quiet bedroom as the final click solidified the transaction. Digital confirmation text flashed green, securing a massive chunk of his life savings into stable, long-term US Treasury bonds. A sterile sense of safety washed over him, a relief that his wealth was now backed by the full faith and credit of the government. But the relief curdled when the computer tower began to emit a wet, rhythmic pulsing sound, and the monitor's light bled into a sickly, bureaucratic green that stained the walls.From the printer slot and the cooling vents, paper began to spill. It didn't drop; it slithered. Thousands of crisp, freshly inked Treasury certificates cascaded onto the carpet, their intricate geometric borders shifting like the scales of a serpent. The room filled with the choking smell of ozone, old ink, and decayed paper. The mass grew exponentially, climbing his legs with a dry, deafening rustle. He tried to stand, but the overlapping sheets wrapped around his ankles, their razor-sharp edges slicing through his clothes with agonizing, paper-thin precision.He opened his mouth to scream, but a ten-year note whipped upward, slicing across his lips and sealing them shut with sticky, wet ink. The paper entity surged over his chest, hundreds of official federal seals pressing into his skin like burning brands. The sheer weight of the national debt crushed his ribs, compressing the air from his lungs as the microscopic text on the borders began to actively drink his fluid and heat. By the time the screen clicked off, the room was empty, save for a pristine, silent stack of bonds sitting neatly on the desk...
>>62738140They keep telling me I should be afraid of bong yields... maybe bong yields should be afraid of me.
start buying wheat
>>62738177Invest in Grain Silos. Anon needs a place to store all that Wheat safely for a price of course.
>>62738166The fuck? I'm the baggler aka bigD aka the biggest or tied for the biggest Zionist Jew ITT. I changed my tripcode to post in another thread, and decided its too much fucking work to fill out the name box everytime i want to make a post in a thread, so i'm just leaving it boss.
>>62737936It’s the forever surveillance cycle. Some commie public sector lovely get’s it, the niggers committing crimes don’t generate revenue, it never makes back what it costs and then it’s scrapped and/or replaced by the new shiny commie thing. Already seeing contracts not getting renewed across local authorities globally.
>>62738150Space-based data centers will be the next stage in sustaining the AI narrative. Democrats win, and building traditional data centers on Earth will face increasing regulatory and environmental challenges.
>>62738177Invest in Kroger, they'll surely profit from anons taking delivery of physical wheat
>>62738184hes just like me. i have a big dumper and also can't hit major league pitching.
Why can't MU even touch 1100? Piece of shit.
start doing this
>>62738188>>62738188Sure buddy, so what happens when one tpu fails, because on earth you send a guy in a van and he plugs another one,whats the plan here?Fucking retards
>>62738205Listen to this... that's where the robots come in.
>>62738205row butts
>Trump: Bill Gates didn't sound concerned about AI yesterday>Trump, asked if AI guardrails are unnecessary: Yes.Best buddy Billy Gates
>>62738196
>>62738205it keep the spacex bubble and the ai bubble alivereality doesnt matter
>>62738205Maybe someone will make a submarine but for outer space?
>>62738205Companies don't want anyone to maintain data centers on-site, and they have been experimenting with this for years.
>>62738205Send a guy in a rocket
Did you know that ICS/Creditcards limit your withdrawal rates? Fuckers in the EuropoorZone are capped at 5K weekly.
Power 2 minutes+
GTA 6 will be Insomniac's Wolverine but on a larger scale.
fuck you IBKR
>>62738237someone knows
yeah robots in space are useful and all, but when are we getting big booty gynoids here on earth?
Haha... why is AMD up 170% YTD?
>>62738223shit, there is literally so much space for underwater data centers that we're never going to need space data centers in even my grand-children's lifetime...
CRAK bros what went wrong?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
Power 10 seconds
>>62738239why?
>>62738253Another flawless victory on my ascent to heaven
>>62738253-1.18% This is fine
>>62738246Simple. Because I don't have it.
>>62738253-.12% I was almost in the green but the shit I own dumped hard last 15 minutes. Fuck this piece of shit nigger market.
>>62738253Down another 5.6%
>>62738253Today: -0.03%This Week: -1.47%This Month: +0.57%This Year: +31.98%From Peak: -2.41%12 Months: +13.44%meh
>>62738253>up 0.55%
>>62738253holy shit +0.15%we're so fucking back
>>62737828I noticed that about 10 years ago is when I started shopping at Wal-mart a lot. Before that I’d go to other grocery stores. I suppose this has a lot to do with the fact that I moved to the country about 10 years ago. Wal-marts stock has went from about $22 in 2016, to a little over $100 today.
>>62738259should have been 100 by now or at least my dumbass thought so
>>62738253+0.11%
>>62738253+0.05%. nothing
>>62738253Another day of staring at graphs and not selling or buying anything because I am scared of making decisions, yay
>LOSTALLMYMONEYTODAYFUCKINGGODSI trust MU though...
>>62738253>+.47%That sour hour crab down was a little bit painful. It is what it is...
Naruhodo...
>>62738253+0.5%It was OK.I hope that tomorrow MU does good.
>>62738253+0.24%
>>62738276oh i thought you meant the app or something lolyeah I still have my free stock lying around and it's still beating the market this year I think
FICO bros...?
Do you guys realize the Russell 2000 has been falling since August?
>>62738163Matt! :) Glad you are doing well buddy
>>62738303Stop pointing out things related to the real economy
>>62738303who is russell and why is no one helping him up? must be an asshole
>>62738303small caps are gay
>>62738303rate hikes are bad for little babby caps
>>62738253Another flat day, +0.03%
>>62738303It's all Nike's fault.
just peed and now it hurts a little, is this bullish?
>>62738303yesthe only thing holding the market up are AI fantasiesliterallyeverythign else is shitting the bed
>>62738253>How did it go today?!?!DONALD DUCK MARKET
>>62738310Thanks Boss!
>>6273830310Y–2Y yield spread is narrowing.
>>62738303Why didn't you short it?
uh guys Turkish Stock Market did -16% in a monthon the off chance anyone is from there, what is going on, quick rundown
>>62738253A tad red nothing to bad. Would like to clarify every single post I have posted today on /biz/ has been 100% ontopic and business related. This is a formal declaration of ontopic posting. I will be mailing this to the hotpocket factory for confirmation.
>>62738303Tiny hats need access to cheap credit to grow. Rising rates mean the credit is getting expensive, so they're going to experience inhibited growth boss.
Europoor here.Do I shift to US market or convert to dollars and wait?
>>62738345dont they have hyper inflation?
>>62738345Israel said they're next
>>62738253-0,94%It will get rectified in the next 2 weeks. Probably even sooner.
>>62738345The chosen people have designated Turkey as the place of birth of the next Hitler, and also two years away of getting a nuke ready to be launched over Washington.
>>62738253-.12. at least the market V'd during my nap. gonna play the new mtg set.
Why do many smiggers nap during market hours?
>>62738374Because they mostly own a bunch of LONG holds.
>>62738303i have been slurping all year
>>62738374Oil is down today
>>62738303If I was interested in looking at small caps I'd just hide in the /smg/ locker room.
What does /smg/ think about 21st Jan 2028 $70 TLT put?
>>62738374gotta sleep to lock in the gains
>>62738374i need lots of sleep because i lift weights and jerk off a lot
Quick reminder the 10Y/30Y rates going up is not Japan (so far), it's Saudi Arabia, after they were told no when they asked for help against the Houthischads.Now watch it go higher relentlessly.
>>62738175I read this in Max Payne's voice
>>62738393you might be on to something
>>62738341I actually did. I bought SRTY and I'm up 18.50% so far.
My favorite divvy stock? TQQQ
AOC PLS!
>>62738410
>>62738290Makes perfect sense. MCD's has been a yardstick for the real economy for decades
>>62738419McDonalds just has an incompetent polack CEO
>>62738290McD's is the unofficial US government
>>62738419McDonald's, strippers, men's underwear, and champagne are the true indicators.
>>62738290People are - in fact - not lovin' it.
>>62738416for me it's petrobras buybacks and fat exxon dividendsor wait, is it the other way around?
>>62738325Bullish for SIGA
>>62738438I love product
>>62738186It's not about making money. It's about creating Chinesium level of citizens mass surveillance never conceived before.It's about predicting crime before it ever happens and boot stomping the little rebel faggots that try to stop it, which makes it priceless.
>>62738419There's probably some index you could make of megacaps that mostly deal in the real and use it as an indicator for how the normie economy is doing.MCD, WMT, PG, etc.
>>62738449Seems like a lot of hoops to jump through when we could just shoot darkies on sight>>62738393So short McDonald's?
>>62738450Found out my folks are frequenting Walmart recently because they're getting disappointed by those faggots at Sprouts and Trader Joe's.
>>62738253just got homeFULL PORT SOXL UP 3% TODAY OOOMU IS SENDING ME HIGHER
>>62738470just pray you get out in time
>>62738374It will.be impossible.not to soon so may as well start now
>>62738253-0.60%
>>62738494
>>62738374>not choosing to sleep-in every trading day 'til noon so you get an hour of /smg/ losing their shit, and then screeching like monkeys for power hourThis mindset is NGMI
>mfw reading anthropic's operating lossthanks for the laughs Dario
The space stocks dip will end one day, but this shall not be that day
>>62738510>this incredibly cyclical sector is going to go up foreverenjoy the ride down
>>62738517That is reddit's opinion, you should then buy anthropic if you don't want to lose money
>>62738374How else am I supposed to manifest my exist?
>>62738253+1.2%
>>62738374learned behavior to avoid losing money?
>>62738553Evo moment 37
>>62738553I'm kekking like a maniac at the airport rn
>>62738553>arms with no persons attached to itAI is stupid
>>62737936
Is it just me or is Nvda a screamin buy right now
God I’m so fucking bored I want to just full port SPY puts just to feel something. I know it in my bones this market is going to melt down but I’ve known too many a bobo who dreamed of limit down days and got absolutely reamed trying to short the domestic market.
>>62738624You're not like all those other boobs, you're the second coming if Mark Burry we believe in you anaon
In periods of 0 economic growth like next year, bonds will be bought by everyone because everyone loves the stability of americans.America is such a reliable country with a president who never lies or goes back on his word.That's why people will buy bonds next year.Like it or not, people think americans are the only adults in the room. So they dump stocks, dump gold and buy bonds.
>>62738253+4.97%
>>62738438Their earnings are up, k shaped, etc.The market is panicking because there is less foot traffic, when of course there's less foot traffic when every lazy bastard orders delivery and one deliveryman takes several bags with him.
>>62738612Lmao! Im sitting here watching all Jew commercials on FOX at my parents
Getting paid tomorrow. Gonna throw 3,5k more into the money machine but not sure what to slurp yet.
NIGGERS
>>62738646Ask them why our greatest ally kills children and didn’t tell us about 9/11 even though they were a block away from the hi jackers
>>62738645Tbqh I think McDick's is starting to look like a good buy, but I'm planning on waiting until the market rotation away from ai starts to happen next year before committing. Even then, BRK might be the superior buy
>>62738645the optimal business model for MCD is everyone using the app, doing drive through only, and ultimately running the store with robots
>>62738659It is already good. At worst - if it crabs, it pays a nice dividend at a rate competing with bonds. There is nowhere much to go lower, they are a cash printing behemoth.>>62738675>ultimately running the store with robotsWebm related is several years old
>>62738685The AIs are now completely faking shit about ai
>>62738685>takeawayisn't that what they call it in Australia?
>>62738685I've already abandoned home Depot due to 100% self checkout. looks like mcdicks is next.
>>62738700Thats how you can tell its a ruse.
so how retardo will the>N.E.H. relief pumpbe from tomorrow on?I'm thinking new S&P 500 ATH eow.
>>62738689>>62738702I saved the webm in 2024 and that store was opened in early 2023, google it. This is back when AI vids were trash or nonexistent. This isn't AI fakery.
if MU doesn't triple its revenue from quarter YOY, the AI trade is officially dead
>>62738708the government has probably been making fake AI videos for 20 years dude
>>62738702>>62738708it checks out (according to AI)
>>62738718Looks like a covid-era experiment that arrived too late to truly matter.
>>62738701Why abandon the business instead of enjoying the free stuff?
>>62738718>front of house frictionfunny buzzwords for "having to talk to niggers"
>>62738725kek
>>62738722its basically a ghost kitchen. its not fully automated. the future is a giant burger factory that runs without any human labor
>>6273871620 years ago was 2006 you mentally retarded slackjawed faggot
>>62737914index fund and forget
>>62738725it's literally, "hey can I please get a refill?" They cannot do that anymore, thats why their stock is in the dumpster
>>62738723Is it hard for people to see you in the dark? Youre the biggest blackest gorilla porchmonkey picaninny jigaboo ive ever heard of if you want to steal from fucking home depot of all places.
>>62738725>>62738728
Treebranches outside are full of spiderwebs. I've literally never seen that before>>62738205unironically just keep sending jeets into space to fix it. If they die no one cares and if they succeed without breaking anything then kewl
>>62738736No I'm a liberal white womanDefend the multibillion corporation harder
>>62738716Yeah dude that's how they faked the moonlanding
>>62738752You fucking moron. If you dont like home depot you don't shop there. Thats how this works.Go shove a rake up your ass
>>62738731>>62738736take a deep breath babe
>>62738757Real is what people believe
>apply for job in august, no answer>"someone will reach out to you" recruiter never picks up her phone, won't take messages, no answer>apply for another job and they'll hire me, temporarily>decide to try to call kooky bitch one more time since she strung me along with texts with no answer for weeks not taking my calls>no answer, so I text her that she seems really disorganized>bitch is suddenly on top of it like she's been reading the messages I sent her the whole time and choosing to ghost me for fun, seething and raging at me that I'm not shitty short term government job materialThe craziest thing to me about recruiters is that they always INSTANTLY reply when slightly criticized, after ghosting you for weeks but stringing you along with a "someone will reach out soon!" bullshit.Women need to be violently beaten to make them stop this shit.
>>62738757
Is we fucked?
I also made like 30 bucks swinging oil today.I notice we're back in the " Trump dumped a decreasing amount of the spr, so we're down " cycle.Actually I'm gonna change my name to a woman on all the job and resume services I use, see what happens.
>>62738731>>62738759Let's practice our breathing exercises.
so oil is free again, right?cup&handle patterns aren't a thing is this market, right?we can expect it to go to the $60-region again, ok?
>>62738718I don't want 20 dollar burned burgers made by a microwave oven that can't take any response if it doesn't have pickles.Or worse, it has some beaner/flip/indian on a screen who says "sorry saar, cannot take back ruined burger, company policy saar" if the order is messed up.What a stupid fucking concept. Should I just short the fuck out of Mcds? Seems like they're determined to go out of business.
>>62738759I like home Depot because they allow you to give yourself great discounts at the self check out. Why would I do business with anyone else? You sound mad
looks like we're back. i'm glad I wasn't dumb enough to short the market.
>>62738767I want to sell everything short so bad
>>62738767check the overall index.it's solved game.next vibe relief will make it pump to new highs.there are no corrections any longer sans from >kayfabe manufactured conflicts with managed outcomes
>>62738777Based trips of truth inshallah
>>62738706half percent overnight gaan-up & rippen for the SPX tomorrow.looking at +1.0% to +1.3% eod
>>62738763Better yet, stop the flow of cheap money to major corporations and deregulate so they actually have to start being effective and purge the entire paid daycare and HR clique-system. But if you really feel like beating them go hogwild anon.
>>62738789Women are in a new paradigm bull market, their dominance never goes down. Just up forever.
>>62738789>everything is going to be efficient in the futureeverything is going to be dumb and brown. its going to be so fucking stupid most people wont even be able to read and everything will just be pictures or you yell at AI to read it for you. its all going to be even faker and gayer than you can even imagine. they are going to make plastic surgery so cheap that robots do it on poor people and EVERYONE is going to be bogged. is going to be like cybernetic future timeline except Walmart tier bogged shit everywhere.just fucking wait. its going to be clown world
>>62738789he should have leveraged his experience after 6 months to find a new job.
>>62738303its time to start slurping small cap value etfs
>>62738773quoi>?I hope oil tears ass in november.
>all the market moves happen at 2-7 am>intraday is giga spike volatility in every directionwhat is this shit?
>>62738806Only ass oil is going to tear is yours babe
>>62738795what augmentations are you gonna prioritize first?
in otro news, AI stocks are making that>diagonal slight down, then big uppattern again
Come on, google, can you make me a millionaire?
>women>>62738808I like it better when cute girls call me babe, not smelly men.
>>62738806>quoi>?>I hope oil tears ass in november.i am still of the opinion that iran/hormussy is one of those kayfabe manufactured conflicts with managed outcomes.else i don't see any reasonable explanation why right fucking now - weeks before the midterms where blompfenstein could effectively be neutered - all of a fucking sudden iran shows easing/willingness to negotiate and completely suddenly and unexpected we see me throughput to the hormussy, essentially a halt on all fighting and combat, etc.the past few days have been as nothing ever happened... heh...why would iran ease now?JUST IN TIME FOR THE AVERAGE BURGERSHARTS ATTENTION SPAN TO ONLY REMEMBER THE PAST FIVE WEEKS (OF EASING AND IMPROVING RELATIONS) when the midterm election rolls around...iran thinks it gains when team red holds in the US?thought they didn't want to negotiate at all until trumpf is outta the whitehouse?it's all fucking bullshit.we're all watching pro-wrestling.
@62738795 this you ff couple years?
>>62738814>elevator up>stairway down
>>62738715pump or nothing happens>>62738814you just know
>oil (commodity) going down>oil (majors) steadyand dated brent going up againone would expect companies to go down harder, correct?
>>62737833Average GME baggie
>>62738833they'll make up for it in volumetrust
>>62738814yes I too am all in SOXL
>>62738827more like>elevator up>stairs the rest of the way>helicopter landing pad on the roof
>>62738840that'd be>first rippen>then gaan
>>62738844perhaps,or in other words>we all don't know what the fuck is going on
>>62738715HuhBased just on sales prices increase they should have like 54 billion in revenue. I don't know if that's the tripling you're looking for though.
Nigger Wednesday
>>62738822Even the Iranians aren't dumb enough to think that just because the Dems come back to power that their Ayatollah will come back from the dead gay, that their command structure will materialize back into existence, that the cock and balls from their hezbollah operatives will grow back, that china will just go back to getting their oil for cheap, and that their neighbors will forget that they just got bombed by them for no reason. Oh and they have no water and they're starving too. Probably better to just make a deal now before one of their splinter groups does something stupid and they have to go crying back to the Pakistanis to not have us bring the B2s back.
high yields is bullish for heavily indebted economies and companies, didn't you know?
Holy shit Klarna really fought the hard fight today. Must mean it’s gonna be green tomorrow. One week until short squeeze.
>>62738854>Probably better to just make a deal nowor perhaps they just could've shot the burgershart vessels as they approached their territory if it was as crystal clear as it was to the americans on 4chan that iran will get nothing but their shit kicked in and then will have to surrender because of economic destruction and starvation.according to 4chan it was a clear as day to EVERYBODY except the iranny's.but you said they weren't dumb enough?!idk mani think you're from the US.
JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "I think a bond short squeeze could actually occur."
>>62738861I'm more of a sezzle guy
>>62738854So why is gold considered an inflation hedge while oil isn't? Is it simply because oil producers are stupid?
>>62738871Never heard of it therefore it sucks. Put your money in Klarna instead. Start earning interest today!
>>62738881the only inflation hedge is the S&P 500
I went for a walk today and saw this guy by the river. I think it's a good omen for the market tomorrow (and MU earnings). I know I've been posting buns, and they haven't been good omens... but... a cute lil river otter?! That HAS to be good.
>>62738870if pce is good tomorrow, and there's reason to assume it will be, then interest rates could come down a lot and very quickly when the hike expectations recede
>The number of job openings in the US fell by 256,000 to 7.079 million in August 2026, the lowest in five months, compared to an upwardly revised 7.335 million in July and forecasts of 7.23 million. Job openings fell in health care and social assistance (-115,000), professional and business services (-119,000), manufacturing (-54,000), construction (-48,000), real estate and rental and leasing (-45,000) and wholesale trade (-36,000). Regionally, openings fell in the Northeast (-78,000), the Midwest (-6,000) and the West (-243,000), but rose in the South (+71,000). Hires changed little at 5.2 million, while total separations were unchanged at 5.1 million. Within separations, quits (3.1 million) were unchanged, while layoffs and discharges (1.6 million) were essentially unchanged.>sauce: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics
>>62738881unironically because hedge funds have inflation/growth models that circle jerk each other via the same data releases. it's like a fake and gay matryoshka doll, everything above and below is even more fake and gay and every time you change levels every other level becomes more fake and gay. 4d fake and gay. that chart mean reverts with oil going to all time highs, unless i have failed to account for the unforseen next level of cartoonish fake and gayness which is entirely possible.
>>62738899Making real returns is tough. How many years have real yields actually been positive? I think people will eventually grow to hate both political parties and accept this new reality.
>>62738822ask yourself why a WWE wrestler would say outloud in the middle of the ring that they were going to bomb iran AFTER midterms
>>62738813dick implants of course. the first quadrillion dollar company will sell dick implant augmentations
>>62738789the long end is trying to do that btw
>>62737828OH! Lolita.
>>62738374Survivorship bias.You lose more money trading during the day.
>>62738870>>62738887this nigga is just trying to time an exit pump where we get paid the first week on October and we get to exit our bonds green. pretty obvious and I'm all for it Cramer keep telling these faggots to slurp bags I wanna dump this shit as soon as the divvy is pending and I can get out green
>>62738813>>62738936>dick implants of course. the first quadrillion dollar company will sell dick implant augmentationsreally depends on what comes to market first.but realistically the first four quadrillion dollar companies could very well be:>cancer cure>general life extension>male baldness remedy / hair regrowth>penis enlargementall of them well before>eyesight>hearing>brainforce/supermalevitality
>>62738955imagine getting the augments first... constant stream of stacies with neo grippy vag augmentations that want to try out your dick augments
>>62738685>Happiness fits in a bag.
>>62738817I like it when you don't like it babe
>>62738133Look pictures of Dresde after the Anglojew firebombing on civilian population.
>>62738963>he thinks the playing field will change and chad won't get augments himself
>>62738955What about sexbots
>>62738973>In four raids between 13 and 15 February 1945, 772 heavy bombers of the Royal Air Force (RAF) and 527 of the United States Army Air Forces (USAAF) dropped more than 3,900 tons of high-explosive bombs and incendiary devices on the German city of Dresden.[a] The bombing and the resulting firestorm destroyed more than 1,600 acres (6.5 km2) of the city centre.[6]>Up to 25,000 people were killed.[1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Dresden
did someone preheat the oven at least
>>62738983sexbots will cause the second American civil war
>>62738983>BOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSBOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS>BOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSBOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS>BOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSBOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS>BOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSBOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS>BOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSBOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS>BOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSBOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS>BOT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSnah, m8. we ain't getting these sexbots
>another recruiter calls>"we saw your resume, how would you like -job 100 miles away-">no we won't pay for relocation, you have to work here for 2 years for us to pay for relocation (what)>22/hr to startEvery single business is basically running off a failed business model that assumes people will move for work.
>>62738994Lol what do you do for 22 whole dollars an hr. I thought you guys were tech nerds not home Depot parking lot squatemalens
>>62738994>Every single business is basically running off a failed business modelcommerce not dependant on embezzlement requires a stable currency, or atleast faith therein. we're conclusively in the "faith therein" zone. not a predicition
>>62738757Reminder Russia’s “first man in space” was a fake.That’s why he conveniently ‘did it’ in a surprise announcement only a few weeks before the Americans put their first guy into space, but then he also conveniently died a few years after. And the entire circumstances surrounding his space flight were sketchy as fuck.The fake moon landing stories were pushed by the KGB because by the time people were landing on the moon the soviets couldn’t fake being “first” at anything anymore. So their accusations became confessions.
>>62738994>Every single business is basically running off a failed business model that assumes people will move for work.or maybe they can afford to lowball you like this cause of workforce supply/demand state and their chosen strategy is actually not really harming the company
>The S&P Cotality Case-Shiller 20-City Home Price Index rose 2.5% year-on-year in July 2026, the strongest increase since May 2025 and above expectations of 2.2%. Chicago led the major metros for a fifth straight month, with prices up 6.9% year-on-year, followed by New York (+5.8%) and Cleveland (+4.2%). Seattle recorded the largest decline for a second consecutive month (-1.6%), followed by Las Vegas (-1.3%) and Denver (-1.1%). >House Price Index YoY in the United States increased to 2.60 percent in July from 2.30 percent in June of 2026.lmao
bros crashing out
I want to lick Angel Reese’s anus
>>62739025sick pepe
>>62739007Russians were the first to put a retarded mongoloid (any Russian) into space
>>62739028>>62739028>>62739028
>>62739012>need people to do traveling IT work for them>need to work there 2 years for full time benefits>pay horribly shit wages for what you're askingYeah okay then.
>>62739033supply and demand my nigga
>>62738840Then the wind in your hair all the way to street level
>>62737854No way in fuck the market isn't gonna make a 10-20% dip before midterms. It will skyrocket after that going into November and santa rally
