We are genuinely fucked edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62741433
>>62743405Predictions for market open considering new Chink refined petrol export halt? Oil futures up by 4 bucks or so since the Reuters article dropped
>>62743407Trump also threatened to ban refined product exports to Europe if they don't release their SPR's shit is getting bad. thought this would have happened much sooner to be honest.
>>62743409Im a bit worried his response to China is going to be a diesel export ban but Im not knowledgeable enough to speak on the likelihood of that. I do know it would be sort of apocalyptic, however.
>>62743405just ignore bonds bro like close your eyes homie
>>62743409Just to give some context theres only ~95m bbls in the EUs reserves overall, which is somewhere between 60 to 90 days worth.
Another day, another dawn, another day of trading and making gainz.My own TA and views for the day: Be very careful today. The S&P support seems to be collapsing. A lot of uncertainty and not so good news from China.
I thought hormuz is ope, shadown tanker fleet transporting tons of it and east west pipeline repaired
>>62743435Big attack in SA last night, Im thinking the non Yanbu end of their pipeline might be toast
>>62743434
>>62743444any updates on this attack? sore some satellite photos as well of smoke coming from the east west pipe but looked small enough to just be flaring
If you haven’t sold out of your positions I suggest you do so immediately. The losses will mount in by EOW. Losses incurred may reach 1% everyday for the next 12 yrs. As someone who has put every dollar into VOO for several decades I’ve sold 100% at a slight profit. Idk what will happen but things will never be the same. These big name funds that people trust CAN go bust.
>>62743471>several decadesGo to bed grandpa
>>62743471lel bears crack me up
>>62743471i am a bobo but that shit was so gay im going to yolo into 0dte spy 8000 calls right now
>>62743471>VOO for several decades>slight profit
>>62743471>VOO for several decadesfucking time travelers
Thread is at 260 you abject moron OP>>62742422>>62742422>>62742422>>62742422>>62742422
¿¿¿WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO LOS SMIGSTRODAMUS LOCO YOU DUMBASS SMIGGERS???
are minors still fashionable? bags are getting heavy
>>62743498No smg in the subject, not posting
>>62743498nice thread mate, would be cool if it was a smg one though
>>62743444They can just keep hitting both ends like a white girl at a frat part. They are sitting ducks for drone attacks or missiles from Iraq.
>>62743509could it be gold is getting dumped since treasuries are becoming more valuable it seems
>>62743459None yet so far as I can see. Could be something could be nothing but its likely something considering recent events. If it is flaring its an excessive amount of it.
So green today again? What's Goin on.
Another white incel crybabying about a nothingburger thread
>>62743558Today will be a red day, wood. Oil pumping, wars escalating, S&P falling.
>>62743561
>>62743564Stuff seems to be Goin up.
>>62743567It's been up premarket at least the past two days, doesn't mean shit anymore
Why is IBM 5% up premarket?
bullish for BABA
Hello
>>62743585Chinese are such scum if their tech guys are so good then why do they have to steal everything like some brainlet thirdies
>>62743604they are good at stealing
What would happen if Klarna is in the green for the second day in a row?
>>62743521That’s what they want you to think while forgetting it’s had a generational run during a rate hiking regime.
>>62743558Because you lost Iranny.
another day of being in the box. so boring wish we would violently crash dont care which direction..
lmao, just a simple tax was enough to make this slop dead. Chinks truly are slaves.
>>62743604>>62743611they are good at propaganda too, retarded westerners gobble it up
>>62743471The bots are getting dumber
>>62743583That's because of me, sorry.
>>62743662ooooooooo but did you see the LED lights!?
>>62743679that was meant to be a s(o)yjak not whatever this image is my apologies
Sup faggets! Are you all ready to make some money?
>MU down in premarket
>>62743681it fits tho
>>62743682if it isnt the resident hairdressesr
>>62743683Bullish
>>62743687
>>62743694excuse me but there is more than 1 market, plenty are open right now
>>62743613Klarna's business model is lending money to people who can't pay their bills on time.
Green stick or red stick today?Personally I am thinking red stick
>>62743706No it’s not. It’s business model is to provide easier and quicker checkout, and then letting people pay in 30 days while charging no interest. It’s a blessing to the people.
>>62743709I have calls that expire today that I should have sold yesterday, so it will be a demon dick into the dirt.
>>62743682im tired hoss
>>62743709Smigstrodamus says green candle at open then red candle later on.
>>62743720MU predictions o’ smigstradamus?
>>62743712I dont doubt that the numbers are accurate (~.5% default on loans) but something about that last bit seems fishy. I know several people who are doing Klaran payments, missing more than 1 and still using to to buy more. Is literally every person defrauding the system in some way?
>>62743435>spend the entire previous year shitting on the EU for not helping with his retarded war>now begging them to help him keep diesel low enough until midterms are overHumiliation ritual
>>62743720Dont fail me now, Smigstrodamus.
>>62743719Listen the only way you're going to make it in this market is if you put in the effort and work that the others do not. If you take a nap, you better be dreaming about set ups and shit or you're not going to optimally improve your capabilities.
>wake up>check SOXL>it's nicely up in premarketThis has material effect on my quality of life. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62743722I can see another fake breakout that hits resistance around $1,150 and dumps back down under $1,000 wherein I will be slurping around $950.Next week will be the start of the mini bear market in my smigging opinion which is not financial advice, if a cop asks you where you got it wasn't from Smigstrodamus, capiche?
>>62743471Damn we can slurp SPY for 0 dollars.
>>62743724Trust the plan. Stop overthinking it. Let the brainiacs in Sweden figure out the profitability.
Big forex moves over the last 3 weeks. DXY just broke it's June/July highs with the EUR and GBP collapsing.The yuan, CNH, has been keeping pace with the dollar strength.
>>62743740I do enjoy their meatballs, furniture and women...>Lutfisk can fuck right off though
>>62743745The Fjords are beautiful too.
>>62743750My cousin was a heroin addict and we sent him to sweden to rehab. He was at the >Betty Fjord Clinic.
Today's number is...21/3Moon Meets Sun to make Mercury.Aligns with tarot The World (XXI) card, signifying wholeness, triumph, and the elevation of human potential.Most likely a Green Day if not it will be hubris and manic optimism lead by taking action when passivity is the best option. TRUST YOUR GUT. Good luck in trading. If you want I can do a Noomber Life Path Reading of SOXL?
>>62743750The majestic famous fjords are in Norway not Sweden
>>62743751The Betty Fjord Clinic is in Norway, Norway has even better Fjords than Sweeden boss.
Why can't he just say the war is over? Why are we even at war? What is the win condition?Is trump a secret Democrat or something? Why implode the economy and basically guarantee your loss?
>>62743758Thank you for reminding me that this show exists, boss.>I ran through the Sopranos too many times
>>62743764You are at war to defend the jew colonists, your masters.
>>62743764>Why can't he just say the war is over? Why are we even at war? What is the win condition?To make himself not feel that he lost. The win condition is total Israeli control of the middle east.Needless to say, neither Trump nor Bibi are particularly smart men. They just have charisma to their voterbase. Anybody who studied the area during the Shah knew that Iran held all of the cards in the middle east. They have a practically impenetrable country rich with natural resources that borders the biggest shipping strait for energy in the world. No one with any brains at all would attempt to attack it or even be on their bad side. America was poised to be Iran's #1 buddy after the entire thing with Saddam, but guess who said no? Also, guess who decided to trick a geriatric into attacking them? Now, guess who gets to pay the price? (It's us, we'll subsidize their stupid decisions forever)
Looks like us ServiceNow holders will be eating nice today
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY >AAAASSSSS>IT'S THE ONLY THING >THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE>RAAAAAAPPPEEEE>BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL >THE DICKS I HAD TO >TAAAAAKKKEEE
>>62743764When the win condition is to hopefully go back to the situation just before the war, then you now it's a fucked up loss that is Mussolini-tier
>>62743777The win condition is Iran's total capitulation, surrender, regime change, and promise to abandon their nuclear ambitions while letting us verify everything.ftfy boss.
SOXL created March, 10 201017/8 is the Life Path Number.Core Meaning & Symbolism>The Star of the Magi: In Chaldean numerology, 17 is known as the "Star of Hope" or the number of immortality and spiritual resilience, suggesting that a person's work, reputation, or impact will outlive them.>Wisdom Meets Power: While standard 8s focus heavily on material success, business, and authority, the 17/8 adds a deep layer of intuition, contemplation, and philosophical depth.>Karmic Path: As a compound of 8, it carries lessons surrounding power, ethics, responsibility, and balancing material ambition with spiritual integrity.Strengths for SOXL >Superior Talents: Often associated with natural genius, high-level skills, and strong resilience after setbacks.>Independent Thinker: Relies on personal logic and inner vision rather than blindly following conventional paths.>Quiet Courage: Capable of deep introspection and finding clarity through solitude, making them appear highly intuitive and perceptive to others.Challenges for SOXL>The Spotlight & Notoriety: The energy of 17/8 can draw intense public attention, which can manifest positively as fame or negatively as unwanted scrutiny if integrity is lost.>High-Demanding Curriculum: Life lessons can feel heavy or restrictive, requiring strict discipline and hard work to overcome hurdles.>Inner Conflict: The analytical, solitary nature of the 7 can occasionally clash with the outward, fast-paced demands of the 8.If SOXL remains calm and ethical learning the intense lessons you will see many good times. But the Lessons can be harsh and intense. You must also contend with the Public Spotlight and Scrutiny which can interfere with the internal analysis required to be SOXL.
The tripfag giving the pre-approved propaganda talking points about the Iran war should alarm all of you.
>>62743764Miriam Adelson, Larry Ellison, etc, won't let him quit.
>>62743790I figured it's shitposting Being a zionist trumper is part of his shtick
get into QTEX sooner than later and just hold (with jews you win)
Cooming to rui nanase while filled with self loathing over my investment decisions
>>62743784So total Israeli control of the middle east. We don't even have verification with Israel, who we know possess nuclear weapons. There is no way any regime would ever allow that while Israel gets away with everything. >>62743790While we're on that topic: It's also baffling anyone, even the CIA approved shills, think Iran would ever capitulate or even pretend to give us what we want. Do people really think that if we had the opportunity to stop Iran, we wouldn't have done it under Jimmy Carter? And we had an inside man during the entire Islamic Revolution. Now we have nothing, we have no cards at the table and some orange idiot thinks we're totally going to make them give us everything within two weeks when we can't even safely put aircraft in their airspace.
need the market to go up so I can afford to have a bimbo wife one day
>MORNING HAPPENINGSGrinder (GRND) bought a telehealth clinic PurposeMed for $250M. I assume they are going to be packaging AIDS testing into the monthly subscription for delivery dicks now. Very bullishAVGO just did another circular ponzi fugazi scheme with Anthropic lending them $50 billion to lease chips from them.... lending to leasers that make no money... amazing... what a nigger marketKMB hit a 1 month low today as leadership teams from KMB and KVUE begin restructuring today. The $32 billion dollar merger is expected to be completed by November
11% bias points. Really tell me moar. I use to use that brokerage. Good incentives I just wanted what is for me not someone else.
>>62743808The Saudis want Iran to lose more since they want a monopoly on oil and islam. Unfortunately even Houthi rebels whoop them so they will collapse without help from the US.
>Broadcom to lend Anthropic up to $42 billion in deal to lease chipsΚΕΚΑROOOOO, IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>62743811What is Kimberly Clark? That sounds like a chick I went to HS with...
>>62743811>tech niggers woke up this morning, saw this and said "yeah we should do another 50 billion dollar circular finance deal right fucking nowLOOOL
>>62743808We have all the cards, there's a complete blockade of the country and they're begging to make a deal, but we're waiting for a better deal, the best Iran deal yet boss.
>>62743645Even a small tax will eat heavily into profits if profit margins were very thin
>>62743813>11% bias points
we're either crabbing or dipping today.
>>62743782I remember reading that Trump's big win condition for himself was to not be remembered as a worse president than Jimmy Carter. Funny enough, he's made the same exact mistake he did by pissing off Iran and will be remembered as the idiot who ruined middle eastern relations for another 40 years. >>62743816Basically, yeah. Most of the middle east are just puppets states held up by US Military might, so when it can't solve a problem everything goes to shit. That's part of why everyone agreed to go back to simply ignoring Iran after the Islamic Revolution. The Shah was the last chance to put a leash on the country, and there is no going back.
This kangaroo court case is discriminatory against fortune tellers and profit prophets.#FreeSmigstrodamus#FreeMySmigga
>>62743827Calling the dipShlurping the PEP
>>62743819toilet paper, tampons/pads, tissues/kleenex/cottonelle/scott, paper towels/viva, diapers/depends. they make like all of the hand soap in the country in every public bathroom and all the paperproducts.kenvue makes a ton of shit like tylenol/motrin/benadryl/allergy meds/Sudafed/sleepmeds/nicorette/neosporin/Listerine etc etclike the entire pharmacy section at store is all kenvue
Buying more today
>>62743822If you think 5-6% rates will deter ai spending, the case for ai must be really grimThose rates may deter a company from borrowing to make paperclips, as although 5-6% rates are likely still negative after counting inflation
>>62743832Shit, that merger might be.... juicy.
>>62743828I don't understand why people would want to see America lose this engagement, and let Iran build nuclear weapons. It's like even when Obama was president, I never got any pleasure seeing our service men and women return home in the forever box.
Roughly 2 and a half hour of pumpThen about thirty minutes crabThen dump rest of the sessionSaved you time and money!
I'm gonna spoil it for you all: it's yet another fuckin crab day.
>>627438356% rates will break the government and all that matters is government spending my dude
UNH looking good for a slurp atm. Earnings on the 13th.
>>62743841Me neither, bro. Me neither.
Another day of trading, brothers. Always excited to face another day. I don't wanna see anybody down, okay? PESSIMISM DOESN'T PAY OFF. LET'S GO
>>62743841>I never got any pleasure seeing our service men and women return home in the forever box.But Israel wasn't at war during the Obama admin?
>>62743764>Why can't he just say the war is over?Because the price of oil / diesel will still be sky high.
>>62743853I appreciate your optimism.
>>62743830PEP earnings October 8th will prove that reports of LLY's victory have been exaggerated
Bonds market is fire these days
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62743864BUDDY...
It's over.
>>62743848I would wait. UNH just held a private bankers only kike conference where they lowered their guidance. They have been in freefall for weeks since and I don't think it has bottomed yet.
>>62743864>based.
>>62743784Oh, so the win condition is impossible then. Not breaking any news there, boss.
MU SISSIES ARE WE BACK???
>>62743870Nice, thanks for the heads up
>>62743874Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Oh wow so pump overnight and lose the whole pump by open? Why does this behavior feel purposeful? I recall seeing it before.
MU trolling everyone who bought options
>>62743880stocks are worthless paper that can be thrown around, like literally, like in the movies ya know
Wow dead thread Is this what capitulation looks like?
>US Asked Europe To Release Over One Third Of Diesel Reserves - POLITICOLigma, we'll do it after the Midterms
>>62743885it's a weird day
What kind of kikery is this shit? Fucking cock suckers dumped RIOT right before the open, and now I am averaging down on my calls... shaking my damn head boss.
>burgers woke up and sold their entire portfolio to afford their breakfast McMuffins
INtuit doing a little something, its a 2bagger at this point gentlemen, I'd long it now
>>62743855Trump did say the war was over and a peace agreement would be signed or a cease fire, or a MOU, several times. Those lies served to manipulate the market algorithm and gain himself and his hand picked inside traders billions, but at the expense of the credibility of the federal government. The effect of that final loss of confidence and capitulation by traders tired of being whipsawed by tweets and attacks is being reflected in the bond market now. Of course there are complex reasons for the rate spike, but don't dismiss the loss of confidence caused by the Trump regime's deliberate and cynical manipulation of good faith. We soviet now.
Ahhhhhh MU HELP ME SANJAY WTF SAVE ME SANJAY
>>62743885things are getting so fake and gay its giving me acid reflux a lil bit not gonna lie I might just not look at the lines today. I understand why kikes take 2 hour lunch breaks and use robots to trade because its designed to give goyim cancer
>>62743874It's not impossible, if you are willing to deploy a million troops and lose everything of value in Israel and the Gulf states to Iranian retaliation, which might be a bit awkward for Trump, since his political apparatus is extremely dependent on Zionist billionaires and Gulf money (just look at who helped fund the purchases of Paramount, Twitter and Electronic Arts)
>>62743885Markets been downward crabbing in tech since May and since July in semis/memory while mostly slight upward crab since late July albeit most pumps give up a lot of their gains fast. And apparently non tech/semis are trending down harder but idk if true.Feels a lot like 2022. Luckily Ive cashed out enough at this pount not gonna get stuckbagholding.
>>62743897everything outside of tech has been nigger raped like 10-20% in the last month
>>62743842I demand sauce on your claims
Green Day today.
So /smg/ just becomes /pol/ and 4chan becomes gay site.
>>62743848>UNHtrading that turd lowers your karma you knowunless you are shorting it
10y yields breaking out to new highs again 5.323%
>guaranteed 5.6% returns for 30 years>somehow bad
Grindr long
>>62743903>bro healthcare isn't even real we are going to have communist space robot surgery for free buy SOXL calls
>>62743902You voted for it.
>>62743900It came to me in a dream
>>62743886The fact that europe lied about the reserves is fucking criminal. We should let russia steamroll you for that.
I'm bullish for dollars. DXY to 1.50. The world needs dollars.
Holy nigger Thursday, I'm gonna be stuck bagholding MU for months.
henlo kevinplease initiate spooky rally
Fucking usar you piece of shitRare earfs my ass fuck you
>>62743921I mean I guess 36 months is technically "months"
>>62743915what are you talking about>>62743921how are you bagholding lmao when did you buy
This is it, this is the final stand. If these riot calls fall any further I will cut my losses and take the -20%, but seriously, we're about to fucking moon boss.
Why the fuck Is everything crashing???
>This little smiggy went the market>This little smiggy went to school>This little smiggy went -10% -8% -19% all the way home!If only this little smiggy had listened to the words of Smigstrodamus, Sad!
>>627439261075...
>>62743907Who the fuck plans on living another 30 years? Sounds like hell
>>62743902It's a reflection of the market. Nothing fucking matters anymore except the government's bullshit.
SANJAY YOU BLOODY BASTARD
>>62743900>no
everything is in free fall except semis
Aaaaaaaaaaah!Where's the taco!?
>>62743931okay thats not great anon but honest to god just forget about the stock and close the appMicron is a $2T company easy, Im holding since $500 and dont plan to sell anytime in the foreseeable future
>>62743924>he fell for the magnets play shilled by the orange niggerthe magnets aren't even real dude. the mine isn't real. none of its real.
Still plenty of jobs out there, thanks to President Trump.
>my portfolio just went from+$1.07 to +$5.76BOYSIWE PUMPUNG
It's going down, lads
>>62743912What is the point of surgeries if you don't need human labor anymore?
>>62743926>what are you talking aboutMAGA just says whatever, then uses that as justification to do heinous shit based on their own lies. I thought you figured that out by now.
>>62743928well it started around when the president said "its a hoax market" and "Dario you know what you are doing you are a naughty boy" and then the yields went parabolic
>the stock market on the morning of October the 1st 2026Could be worse. You could land in a place where the locals trained the cook to do the bacon extra dry n crispy by default
Prepare for most glorious Klarna short squeeze next week. My body is ready
>>62743958I like them crispy
>market pumps up in 3 days while yields explode>takes 2 weeks to go down half the way
>>62743946I've realized gains twice, just thought it'dd pump after earnings. Well, whatever, nevermind.
what yous guys feelings when you seeing these spreadages
>>62743864>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>port has been flat for the past 3 daysgee I wonder what today will be like
When SPCX is the best company in the market you know that everything's fucked.
>>6274396750% of the US economy now is scamming brown kids on 2x leveraged tech ETFs with a dollar spread
>>62743864besed
>>62743970SEX WITH LUNE
>>62743958>Brit detectedBeans are not for breakfast.
>>62743961Me too to a degree but the fellas here are begging "well done please!" and crispy is good, but dry is what got to me. No raw rubber either tho please
>>62743842looks like they couldnt hold in the poopy any longer... BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Smiggidy Smuggidy SmintingSmigstrodamus' Puts Be Printing!
>>62743975/smg/ won't admit it, but it's worse than Korea, tenfold. Korea doesn't even come close to the clown shit we're seeing.
Guess I’m just gonna have to keep slurping Brookfield
>>62743977it only let you fuck the butch chick.
>>62743925>36 months is technically "months"thats many many months anon
Why are SPY in freefall?
>>62743915Kiss my ass burger. Next time don't threaten your allies 24/7 and then expect courtesy.
any other brainchip sisters here?neuromorphic computing is where it's at
why za dump?
Octobear is here
>>62743993cause you boughted
>>62743435You think they pump diesel right out of the ground there numbnuts?
>>62743915Europe didn't lie. They just did the meme: they did nothing.Not a good day, uh?
>>62743784>AMERICAN DEFEAT THE GREAT SATAN IS BEATEN ALLAHU AKBAR AMERICAN DOG LOSER IRAN VICTORY!!!!!t.ragheads when america literally doesn't genocide them
>>62743842it dumped less that 30 mins after openi say itll be range bound for the rest of the day and run back up after noon and then over nightall 4 of the 5 hyperscalers are running their earings the same week on the 28th and 29th of oct so itll probably be cuppy handles every day until then
My S&P o_O
>US ISM Manufacturing Sep: 54.5 (est 55; prev 54.6) - Prices Paid: 77.9 (est 73; prev 71.1) - New Orders: 55.3 (est 54.7; prev 53.7) - Employment: 52.7 (est 52.0; prev 51.2)nice prices
Every pullback is an opportunity...
>>62744009>implying this is just a pull back and not the start of "The Big One"
>>62743915The IEA member state commitment was to release crude oil, not diesel. The US hasn't yet released the full 172 million barrels of crude it committed either.
Bloody basterd bitch, what the hell is going on with the S&P???
>>62744014I don't know I bought put options because it's going down and I think it will continue to go down boss.
Being a Kioxia holder is actual cock and ball torture. The stock just does nothing. It has done nothing but crab for nearly 4 fucking months now. Like it can't even hold on to the most minuscule of gains. Up 4%? Time to take that profit and sell off!
I mean, I can slurp MU if it falls down to 900 again
>>62744007And they'll tell you there's no inflation lmao
Happy birfday my bastards. May many gains come to you this year. :^)
>Fed's Waller speaks at FRED Con Live>FRED Con
Can someone actually explain to me why bonds going up is bad I'm retarded is it just because everyone will dump all other assets for them?
>>62744017NO PLEASE I NEED A PUMP SANJAY AAAAAHHHH
>>62744007>manufacturing is getting raped by things they cant control (war/oil/trade wars)>time to nigger dump them at the pico bottom and buy more leveraged space robot stocks with -200 p/egotta love how efficient the whole thing is
Some tickers you should never buy, take my advice on this: BW, APLD, WYFI
Fuck i'm getting fucked by the O I slurped
>>62744019>smigga pizza and tendie party>mfw
>>62744022they entire ponzi is just fed debt. when fed debt goes up they cant buy as much everything on the buy everything computer that just buys every dogshit company foreverevery time the line moves its just fed debt. everything else is noise.
>>62744029Show me your O face ;)
>>62744014>>62744004>>62744009S&P is down 0.20% right now. ZERO POINT TWO ZERO percent. As someone who has been waiting for months now for an actual correction to deploy some cash, you fucks keep getting my hopes up for nothing and it annoys the shit out of me.
>>62743949Thank you.This post is very relaxing.
>>62743999I didn't boughted. I looked at the puts while I was at the store and they were $2 and I said 'no, too early, too expensive", now they're 4.50
>>62744022So when interest rates are high, it makes borrowing expensive for corporations, this slows economic growth, and makes safe haven assets like government debt look more attractive than equities boss.
>>62744033Seething libtard
>>62744022Bonds are going down. When bond values go down, bond yields go up.Bond yields going up is bad because it means governments, companies and individuals who take out loans will have to pay more in interest on those loans. Governments will have to cut spending and/or raise taxes, companies will have to cut back on investments, individuals who take out mortgages or car loans will have less income left over for spending on other things.Whether other assets will be dumped depends on the reason bond yields are going up: if it because of risk - such as the risk of inflation or default - then bonds are not attractive to buy even at high yield.
Gold and stocks are going to get heemed. Some shit went down in the middle east that hasn't hit the news and oil is going to nigger pump again
>>62744033look at RSP (-5% 1 month) vs QQQ (+4.2% 1 month)if you cant figure it out you aren't worth spoonfeeding
>>62744040Depends if governments need to start printing money to service their debts.
>>62744040Maaan, I remember being a child and watching on live TV the Yugoslavian war. Now, it's 2026, even third worlders have cheap androids with very decent cameras and we barely got anything from this conflict. It's unreal how much power the governments have. Like a lame as dude named Walter and a corporation named Axios can twitt whatever the hell they want and there's no way anybody can prove they're lying.
>>62744043>Depends if governments need to start printing money to service their debts.>need to start>to start>startI kek'd
If rates and real estate prices are not correlated then pokemon cards shouldn't be correlated to rates either. I'm longing pokemon fuck housing
>>62744044We need to hold the journalists accountable for their lies and their corruption boss.
>>62744049I agree but that's extremely antisemetic boss I don't think your people would do that to themselves
>>62744049I'm all for that, right after we hold every member of the Trump regime responsible for their lies and corruption. You're in favor of that too, right?
All this up and down is so exhausting. My only comfort is monthly divys. I'm tempted to go full port just so I get the green deposit high every month.
>>62744049I wanna hold Scarlet Fu.. or something.
MU dumping on 300% YoY increase, you love to see it, sorry Mumus, you cant price in 100 years of mega growth in one year and then have it keep going up
i missed it where did it say oracle is getting out of hyperscaling or is cutting back?all i saw is they are renting 100l chips to tencent
I’m slurping some more UPRO
Surely O is a slurp below $50 right?
>>62744062YOU BLOODY BASTARD
>>62744063all these niggers renting shit to each other with 100 page contracts with 5000 different ways to terminate the agreement really jogs the noggin
>>62744058Our Leader already purges the corrupt people and liars from his administration boss.
>>62744066Stop buying REITs you fucking moron
>Three oil tankers hit by projectiles in Hormuz strait on Tuesday, Marisks sayshttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/three-oil-tankers-hit-by-projectiles-hormuz-strait-tuesday-marisks-says-2026-10-01/
>>62744066yeah. it only hit 48 on news of the market pricing in 50% of the world dieing and never being allowed to go outside again
>Broadcom to lend Anthropic up to $42 billion in deal to lease chips>"The company's relationship with Anthropic spans compute supply, equipment leasing and financing — giving the semiconductor company a central role in Anthropic's infrastructure buildout," Reuters reports. "That differentiates it from other major partners and investors such as Amazon, which primarily provide cloud infrastructure and distribution for Anthropic's model Claude."The Broadcom relationship amounts to up to $42 billion in lending to Anthropic to finance infrastructure spending as the company scales, while Anthropic becomes Broadcom's largest chip design customer.
>>62744078fuck it give the nigger another credit card surely he will be able to Klarna it back with IPO money or whatever
>>62744070see>>62743955There you go again. Stop being so predictable.
>>627440696%
I lost another $1.5k today doing directional bets in a fucking non-directional crab market.I am so fucking angry. This might really have been the last time I a) buy stock overnight (will doomp on open) and b) do directional plays to begin with instead of selling options
>>62744078I really hope someone would expose these guys that their AI things are actually just a fraud and we can get "The Big One" already boss.
>>62744084Direxioned
>>62743955>MAGA just says whatever, then uses that as justification to do heinous shit based on their own lies.Could you provide two examples? I don't recall this happening at all ever boss.
>>62744084>I'm an idiot who didn't listen to the profit prophet>Here's why the market is rigged>I'm too stupid to profit but intelligent enough to vivisect systemic market rigging patternsAre you a femanon by any chance? Because I have never seen a man lacking in accountability?I got accountability. Ability to account all these profits smigggggaaaaa
You did get a 2% or lower rate, right?
>>62744093don't worry 50 year mortgages will make it affordable
>didn't buy more SITM when it dipped to the 550si'm retarded
>>62744093no, but I also paid cash for my lake house, would have loved a sub 3% mortgage tho
The bottom is in for MU, let the pump commence
Up more on my SPCX than on my GOOG. Is Gemini 4 a fluke or what?
62744089I already did, in this very thread. One of them by you. lmfao.
>>62744073priced in
>>62744091Replied to wrong post?
>more politics in my money thread...nobody under 6'3'' should be allowed to vote.anyways i read on twitter that pension funds were doing an unusually large liquidation today but cta's were buying and if we go green they will buy even more so there is a chance for a reversal today.
>>6274408499% of gamblers give up right before hitting the big oneDon't give up anaon
>>62744093>Marry the house, get raped by the rate
Are we buying Netflix?
>>62744091i appreciate you made thisposting it for that other goon >>62744084 living in regert now
can I buy spy calls now?
>>62744078how do this shitters even make money? from 20$ monthy subscriptions?
MU will finish -5% today. screencap this
>>62743405why has the dow jones barely made any gains lately?
>>62744116>make moneythey don't. see you rent the chips from the chip company and the chip company rents "compute" from you. basically here let me explain it>pulls out a whiteboard and draws a triangle with shareholders at the bottomokay so basically bond holders get paid first in a default and you aren't going to get the anthropic bonds goy we aren't selling those to you but if you want to buy some shares we have literally infinity of them for sale come get a bag
>>62744110Is it 2005?
>KMB divvie hits>dumps 3% right after I DRIP
Now why has it Veed?
The mind numbing crabbing of my portfolio continues.
my schd is schd'ing
MU new local resistance is at $1,070Any smigga day swinging might want to set your TP for that level, next local low will be $1,012 (The next hour or so)
I've tried all the big AIs out there and Claude is indeed amazing. It's so superior to the rest that is unreal. The world is gonna change so much. Not many are prepared for whats coming.
>bought NXL during its freeze spike>down 30% now
>>62744022bonds are essentially the baseline price for debtif you can get 5% lending money to the government, which can literally create money, then why would you lend to someone else at a lower rate when they can only be less secure?more expensive debt slows everything down: housing, industrial developments, and even consumer spending are all hampered by more expensive debtit also makes stocks, particularly dividend stocks, less attractive which means less investment and less available cash for corporationsthese are also some of the reasons why it reduces inflation
>>62744136Can it suck my dick? Does it make diesel?Nobody in the real world cares that nerds made computer programming easier
>>62744102What price did you buy SPCX?
>>62744136>The world is gonna change so much.It's really not. The big guys will still own the software market, the consumer AI will be used for cute personal apps, etc but their won't be anything ground shaking except for the complete unemployment of high functioning autistic people and outsourcing firms for tech now that a black box is better than 99.99% of people at coding.
>>62744142>Can it suck my dick? Does it make diesel?You know who can do those 2 things? Bessent. The man can literally print oil molecules out of thin are. And he loves dick too :). You don't need an AI for that, ludite.
>Trump Accounts have auto-enrolled more than 60 million children, Treasury saysFeed the ponzi
So it seems the only thing this market rewards is to buy mega caps?? Is that right?
>>62744143Got it right before the last launch and a bunch more during one of those silly dips when everyone doubted if they'll go to orbit. My average is €130,65 ($147,29 with current exchange rates).
>>62744089>>62743955>Could you provide two examples?Didn't think so.
>>62744142By 2030 Waifu Sexbots will be sucking off millions of smiggers at an ARR of 15,000,000,000 gallons of semen per annum. The future is salty and translucent whitish.
It's so interesting. You say something good about AI and all the ludite lose their marbles. Some of you are clearly shitting bricks
>>62744149> ponziMy kids are going to be rich CopeSeetheDilateYou lost tranny
>>62744136I agree, I’ve no idea if the highest tier of chatgpt is good but Claude has been great for everything that I’ve needed from itpart of me wants to buy in at ipo but the fear of things going horribly wrong keeps me away
>missed out on bondswhy even live
>GRND now 10% downNetflix is out, diapers are out, gay sex is out, sneakers are out, what's the big new thing? Apparently hedonism is over?
>>62744157It just doesn't do anything other than make images and videos. Ooh waow I can have a conversation with my search engine now?? That's insaaaaaane.None of you faggots can ever explain what AI does that's so great you just call me a luddite as if replacing all the adult daycare jobs is a new paraidgm
Buncha dudes being sent to the ISS by SPCX soon. LiveLeak logo in top right soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Vbc21msHU
>>62744152Spot on. It also rewards being double digits IQ, unfortunately, such are the ways of a peak clown market
>>62744163Listen, the super intelligence revolution is going to happen quickly with or without you.
Wtf happened to Rheinmetal lol, lmao even.
At least CVX is up
>>62744145this reminds me of some of the "tests" I had to take in the government>you have failed the test you need 100% to pass>your score 100%>retake
>>62744165clown market is investing in the lowest risk companies that have a proven decade long track record of being highly profitable?
>>62744163>The Fax Machine? All it can do is send type and images! Pfft.>A computer? All it can do is type and create images! Pfft.>The internet? All it can do is send letters and images! Pfft.>AI? All it can do is everything. Pfft. You are the world's smartest luddite, which is like being the brainiest retard at the spastic convention.
realty income is getting punished incessantly for what amounts to a couple of rate hikes.
>>62744162>TTWO DROPS 25% ON NEWS OF BOAT EXPLODED IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ
NFLX will make a killing on the AJ V Fury fight in December if these geriatric past it fuckwit giants do end up in that little square ring. I'm going schlong NFLX at $65.
>>62744180MSFT had a 5 year low this year and I shilled the dip and everyone told me it had an indian CEO and even worse an Indian woman made the Xbox so it was going to 0AMZN and GOOGL have both had multiple 30% drawdowns. no one buys the dripI shilled META at 500 everyone told me it was going underAAPL hits ATH every week and everyone here just fuds it because its "not AI"
AY CAramBA
>>62743405I get that rising long term bond yields is bad but how are we supposed to react? Are we in reflation?
Based?
>>62744183So you're telling me that AI can suck my dick and make diesel?
>>62744183Computers are net neutral or negative for productivity for most use cases. Ditto the internet
>GRNDbussy stocks downit's over
>>62744202It'll work the shaft mechanically pumping and engage erogenous sensors on its delicate fingertips to delightfully tickle the scrote. It won't get tired, it won't say you're too rough or smelly, it will never bleed on your nice new white Egyptian cotton sheets.
>>62744202Super Intelligent Robot Dick Suckers and Oil Refiners are going to revolutionize the Truck Stops around the world. Buccee's better get on their game or they'll get left behind boss.
>>62744180>>62744193and to elaborate it really doesn't fucking matter what you trade. EVERY fucking stock will experience a 40%+ drawdown at some point during the year as Jews at citadel or janestreet or whatever test 5 year resistance levels and rape retail to the nether realm because it makes their penis erect
>>62744202I mean, it's literally the one technology that has the potential to do the former in the future, yes. And the latter is a non-issue thirdie talking point to demoralize the west, pretending we desperately need middle eastern oil, which we don't.
>>62744209It will or it can?I don't believe your Jewish lies>>62744210I don't believe you either baggie fuck off
>>62744201but it's called DOTS anyways
lost half my gains this yearit's so fucking over I am forever financially ruinedRUINEDUINED
>>62744214What does middle eastern oil have to do with diesel retard
>>62744198>how are we supposed to react?Stagflation, nothing you can do. If rates start spiking real fast then you have to either freak the fuck out and panic sell everything or freak the fuck out and panic buy everything.
>>62744217Okay I'll fuck off, goodbye everybody.
>>62744218Isn't that an ice cream thing
LIFTOFF
>>62744223That seems confusing
>>62744228We’re going to V
Seriously, who wrote the plot for today's episode? This shit is awful
>>62744237the ones who have been writing it for the last 2 years
>>62744229
>>62744237orange nigger knows he cant move the lines by yapping anymore so we just get dunked on by Iranian missiles and bussy says he will print more oil if someone please buys the bondspretty grim timeline desu. I think orangenigger thought he would have control of the script for elections.
We can't even get a clean -1-2% day, always this sliding shit
What is this chart called?Dividend approaching 8% now
>>62744248You lost trannyiran LOST
Tempted to pull my emergency fund from bonds and put it into the stock market. I don't even know why I have an emergency fund. It's like 25% of my net worth. I don't have a wife, kids, or house. I have a job for 12 years and even of I lost it I would get a 3 month notice.
>>62744253Infinite Possibilities
>>62744257toppiest top signal. I'm not buying shit today I'm going to take a nap
>>62744257you should sell everything and try to get a 7% bond from a investment grade corporationWant to know why boomers are so rich? Because the great generation got rich from interest rates and saving.. then the boomers got all that free money and put it in the stock market and it went hyperbolic, if rates go higher it will be times to play the yield game again
>>62744257There's no reason for emergency funds to not be 12 months of expenses, max. Takes money to make money on the market, and dollar sitting in bonds is a dollar that could be working for you on the s&p
>>62744201God I hate people like this so goddamn much.
Getting a little raped, not a big rape but a lubed one really
>hgraf over the past monthI’m financially ruined.
>>62744269you have bonds so that when the nasdaq drops 80% and everyone loses everything you can use your bonds as margin collateral to full port TQQQ and buy homeless primo girl pussy during the lost decade
Up 0,95% AE (After Europe). Do NOT disappoint me, burgerbros!
>>62744275FUCK he's got 3 legs. Gotta fix it for the next one. Bearish as fuck for the OpenAI IPO.
>>62744201Oh are these their agents? Like facebook beat them to?
>Pulte's Budget Cuts To Hit Up To 80% Of FHFA Watchdog Staff70y mortgage incoming
>>62744253No moat
>-0.23%is the economy going to be ok
>>62743902You think politics has nothing to do with this current market? It has everything to do with every market, but this market is entirely artificial. It's the workings of politicians and not market forces.
Perhaps I should not have bought KMB yesterday…
>>62744283lollmao>>62744280100y mortgage at 8% and you'll pay it.
News:apple poised to post .1% earnings, market poised to pump it another 10% because uh hardware is dead or something software is backThat's how growth works, right?
if oil fails we g2g
>>62744287I'm so fucking angry I'm going to post 40 times this thread about what they did to diapersKMB was more expensive when they burnt down a whole facility in a fire accident. burning factories is more bullish than trumps market
NIGGERS
>>62744237
>>62744294human sacrifice market?
>>62744289You see they’re a safe stock and are magically unaffected by the massively increased hardware costs which will somehow not cut into their profits
so sick of this fucking market, it's been shit for like half a year now, even the overall market is in a crab for like 5 months
>>62744287>>62744292Why is it going down? Customers (boomers) dying? Are they getting tariffed materials from Canada?
>>62744298people keep saying clown market but it's not even a clown market anymore it's just a retarded faggot market.
I feel like killing myselfmaybe the gains from the life insurance will cover my fucking losses :(
>>62744298bro its okay anthropic told us we can just write any number on the invoice and sell the chips at whatever cost forever
WHAT WAS THAT
>>62744280>cutting funding to a bullshit independent that promotes insane housing finance and regulation in relation to “affordable housing”If you’ve ever been in a complex with affordable housing units, you’d want leaders of these faggot organizations like this to be in jail
>>62744299
>>62744308>t.
Lads at this point I think we need a blue wave to save the market from Trump's bond fiasco
>>62744301basically Jews make a point of mocking human labor or physical goods in any capacity. they just like running grifts and devaluing human labor with Mexicans and robots. Mexican factory labor adjacent to this is impacted with much lower multiples in trading markets
>>62744299Only started 6 months ago and everyone says it been shit the entire time. Hope I can experience a sustained bull market one day
>>62744165Wtf are we all doing in the thread then? Let's all just ape into mega caps. Seems simple. If everyone just buy the same thing nobody can lose.
>>62744304Give it 2 weeks and you'll forget about it. Losing money is basically like a breakup.
>>62744255your cuck loser daddy got embarrassed in front of the entire world for the last 7 months, magat
>>62744319How so? We’re winning BIGLYYou LOST tranny
>>62744318>is basically like a breakup.so I won't actually get over it until a year later and after multiple bouts of depression and I'll be secretly bitter about it forever? gee thanks for cheering me up anon
>>62744317you are like 6 months late to this revelation and just in time to buy the top before they rug people that thought META at 750 was a good idea but that it was turbo cancer at 500
>>62744309
>>62744325Maybe I handle it better because I already got a new pennystock gf that I'm coping to make it all back with.
>>62744322>>62744319>>62744255>>>/pol/
>>62744326People were literally saying this a year ago when NVDA was 120 though???
This crab market is gay but I'm still managing to make some money by swing trading on small 5-10% gains.
>>62744332
>>62744291damn adriano is lookin mighty fatty these days
>>62744325A year??Try a decade
>>62744341what are you looking at that are swinging 5-10% consistently?
>>62744342Reminder that Americans love and trust Trump. Polls don’t lie. Anyone who says otherwise is a yuropoor
>>62744348damn bro her pussy wasn't that good. shes probably all fat and wrinkly now. probably smells bad because she fucks niggers and her crotch stinks now. shes probably fucking niggers dude.
>>62744356>>62744356>>62744356NEW
>>62744355TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! YAAAAAYY!!!
>>62744357True it's just that all women are horrible now
This morning the Senate passed a vote to censor the publication of data on the number of Americans that have been killed in the West Bank by Israel.
>>62744348>decadeIt's been 25 years, and I still find myself regretting decisions made at 13 boss.
still in that weird poised to pump zone
>>62744379Just going to be other jews desu
>>62744381wait for the hyperscalers to say if they are continuing capex
>>62744353Pretty much everything?
>>62744404if you say so
>>62744395CONTINUING CAPEX>pumps 15% in a dayNEXT DAY: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHIIIIIIIIINESE?>dumps 10%
>>62744414the times the chinese run there mouths are the best times to buy ive seenthey arent even supplying the us where all the data centers are being built and pretty much every country on the planet except china is priced out of building themmissed the last two (?) times but ill be ready next time
I needed an extra adderall just to throw the garbage out todayhate this fucking sinking feeling when the market does nothing but shart for over a month
>>62744485Also I'm gonna settle for a girl that I'm not really attracted to because I can't stay single for much longer at 33.Kinda like cutting your losses when bagholding I guess
>>62744489I wouldn't waste your time with a girl you're not really attracted to. You're setting yourself up for a lifetime of misery, but I could be wrong misery loves company boss.
>>62744253That dividend is absolutely not safe.
