Opharma bin martin edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62743405
NIGGERS
Market likes optical AI stuff today
Crab day
BLACKKKKKKHE WAS BLLLAAAAACCCCKKK
>>62744363A RED CRAB
Uh oh
soon
>>62744356I have officially FOMOd out of Netflix.
Ok I'm off to do some more business with McDonald's, invest accordingly
>>62744377why didnt that dummy just use the brakes?
This morning the Senate passed a vote to censor the publication of data on the number of Americans that have been killed in the West Bank by Israel.They are calling it the most jewish country of all time.
I'm tempted to load up on TTWO and ride the GTA6 hype up to release, but my gut feeling says its a bad idea.
>>62744383Wanted to keep it plunging to fuck over bagholders
>>62744383Suicide, dumbass.
>>62744383he obviously didn't want to face the consequences for stealing the cop car, and decided to try to take his own life boss.
>>62744387You LOST tranny
Can’t wait for the peace deal and the most amazing V we have ever seen.People will literally be suiciding soon because they missed out on a generational bottom.
>USD/EUR +0.90%who din did do what?
What does smig think of Tom Schnoznof? Does the nose know?
>>62744391>>62744394how can a nigga take his life by just flailing out of a car onto the roadway?he didnt even try to jump out head first to maximize brain damageslikwhow the fuck would anyone viewing that say "thats a suicide attempt" when it clearly isnt a good method to that end
>>62744401I bet this dude could smoke a cigarette in the rain without it getting wet and going out boss.
>>62744382Think of your physical health, anon
>>62744401most honest jew award.>my most used strategy is selling putshe doesn't have to go in the ovens
holy baggies
>>62744353It varies. I've got a whole bunch of stocks on my watchlist. When I spot one that's dropped an acceptable amount I'll drop anywhere from 3-5k on it and then just wait for it to go up. I've recently done this with AAOI, got in on Monday at $95, sold today at $104. Going to repeat the same play with ONDS, got in today at $7.23, will sell when it goes back to $8ish.
>>62744403I get it he's a fucking genius and he managed to find himself behind the wheel of a stolen cop car. I don't know how he came up with such a terrible suicide plan boss.
This bond shit is starting to get seriously cursed.People are focused on the US’s bonds because they’re being the loudest retards in the room, but this shit is hitting everyone at once.The fiscally conservative Germans, the British, Israeli bonds. Hell even the Chinese 30y ticked up +1% the other day.What the hell is it that’s haunting bonds worldwide right now? Is it mechanical? Is AI’s capex vacuum really that powerful? Did the bond vigilantes evolve into bond supervillains?
Trannies lost
>>62744411
>>62744416might be a silly questionhow do you know it wont just keep dropping?and if it does keep dropping what do you do?
Just give us a -2% dump you fuckin retardmarket, fuck these -0,4% 3 day in a row slides
>>62744419take a look at French bonds, the Frenchies are having big debt problems, much worse than the US
>>62744420
>>62744419the world loaned trillions of dollars to a guy that looks like this. its so fucking over its another staged fake and gay reset in the cycle.
>US average hourly earnings, August: +3.1% YoY.>Lowest in five months, and the 31st lowest of 120.>CPI in the same month: +3.35%.>Nominal pay growth is running below inflation.Time's up, wagie
>>62744419too much money getting funnelled into propping up women who wont have childrenno work force no economy
>>62744435>Work only to get less pay every yearA Jew's wet dream
>>62744428How does nobody know what the fuck is causing this bond rout?Why did it happen now and why hasn’t anyone explained why it’s happening?Is it about oil fears? or arabs pulling out their money?I have too many questions.
>>62744425That's always a risk, just like with any investment. But basically just by reading the charts you can get a sense of when a stock is cheap, and how likely it is to go higher. Like with AAOI - the 3 month low was actually at $76. But that was on the back of the whole Korea deleveraging event. Since then it has traded pretty consistently at lows of around $90 but frequently going above $102, so it seemed pretty safe.
>>62744430All Trump had to do was work on the promises he made at every rally but he chose to piss on his voters and give everything to Israel instead
>>62744440their wet dream is to set up a robot beside you and remind you every day its better than you are while also paying you less to do the job under constant threat of unemploymentwasn't it Greenspan that said>people work better when they are hungry
WoW some stuff im in is pumpimg feels great.
>>62744442>>62744442>How does nobody know what the fuck is causing this bond rout?The same boomer retards and pension plan owners that were buying 30 year 1.5% bonds 5 years ago are now only buying 30 year bonds at 5.5%. don't ask why, just consume bonds and then wait for next bond print to buy more bonds.
>>62744444He’s deporting millions, already. What do you fucking want, dude?You either vote Republican down the entire ballot this November or else you are a supporter of dead Whites
>>62744443>negative 127 p/e>founded by Chih Hsiang Lin>18% of float is short>pretty safeI'm so close to just fullporting bonds and going on vacation for a while. you niggers are hilarious
>>62744407Hopefully a coffee and hashbrown twice a week kills me sooner rather than later
>>62744442>How does nobody know what the fuck is causing this bond rout?>Why did it happen now and why hasn’t anyone explained why it’s happening?>>62744448The why it's happneing is simple,AI Bond issuance has gotten so big that it is outcompeting government bond issuance around the worldWhy would you buy 5% bonds from the US when you can buy better rated bonds with higher yeilds from AI companies? and AI companies are issuing trillions in bonds
>>62744449Has he deported more than Obama yet?
are we going to crab again tomorrow or will something actually happen this week?
>gambled enough to fuel 4 more days of bullshiti'm off til monday
>>62744401I'm interested. Where do I start schnozmaxxing?
>>62744411lmao lol xD
>>62744458Gov bonds are like 100x the issuance of AI bonds.Government bonds are at least $100 trillion Mcap worldwide.
>>62744449What's a white? I can't find that ticker to short.
>>62744460Barack HUSSEIN Obama counted a lot of bullshit numbers as deportations. He cooked the books.You LOST tranny
>>62744470EPOL
GAW bros, is it over?
>>62744480I told you guys not to invest in sounds you make when kicked in the nutsGAW GUH ACK OOF OW
>>62744483UNH is rugging out too
>>62744443> trading aaoidamn i stopped looking at it after it dropped from the high 100s down to what it is now
>>62744461Markets hate uncertainty. And the current state of affairs is a mess.
>>62744467yeah but that doesn't get all released at once, its more like a few trillion a year which is what AI bonds are issuing and flooding the market
what yall think about the reported MU STOCK SPLIT
>>62744495The current state of affairs couldn’t be clearer. We fucking WON
>>62744502sounds like bag holder cope
>>62744360Based
>>62744505Who the fuck are you trying to propagandize here? Retail?Tell the hedgies that everythings fine, bro, not us. Market value is based on the hyper rich investing firms.
>>62744476>trannies LOSE when cum slurping homo faggots WINWhat did the conservative party intend to conserve by this?
Can any smart niggas tell me what this etf is?RISRFolioBeyond Alternative Income and Int Rt Hdg ETFIt has higher returns than SPY. A much lower max drawdown. -0.04 beta.What's going on here? Is this good to own? What's the risk? There are barely any hedge buyshttps://testfol.io/?s=hcOvnW0vUtL
>>62744377Me when I play too much GTA
>>62744449>what do you fucking want dudeThe complete and total irreversible annihilation of the state of Israel and and end to the ongoing fraud of funneling American money into a pedophile cult haven.
>Venezuela's Exports To India And Europe Fell To 253K Bpd And 86K Bpd, Respectively >- Venezuela's Exports To US Increased To 629K Bpd In SeptemberThe fatass wants EU to release Diesel while taking all the heavy oil
> hedgies
>>62744522Also I want the plot of MGSV to happen in real life
>>62744527This fucking idiot is trying to imply large investment funds don't exist and don't incur the most influence on the market through sheer volume
>>62744523Yes our vassal states should obey us or else get the slav rape
>BE
Professor Jiang predicted everything since the very beginning and it is time to accept it. I don't agree with everything he says, specially the esoteric and gnosticism that he is promoting, but when it comes to geopolitics, everything is developing just like he said. And things don't look good.
>>62744522If shit-for-brains nazis and moslems are unhappy, then I'm happy.
>>62744533Are “le hedgies” in the room right now?
>>62744534>Senior US Official to Channel 12: The US military is sending a third aircraft carrier and a second Marine unit to the Middle EastMaybe you should send a 4th one just to be safe
>>62744539Yes>>62744538If hating Israel makes me a nazi then heil fucking hitler
>>62744419fiscally autistic* Germans>>62744537Is he a fan of Evola?
>>62744537The same Jiang that said gay sex was what allowed the Greeks to field a superior army because the practice of gay sex gave them short term telepathy which they used to relay orders to each other with on the battlefield?
Time to buy some HGRAF
>>62744537No, he famously predicted a ground invasion of Iran. That has not happened.
>>62744545Maybe we should send one to Berlin Hanz bet that would shut you the fuck up
>>62744547>le hedgies>also hates IsraelMan, you Reddit normies got one shot by brown third world politics.
>>62744536>Oracle rugs you no refunds on a data center deal>President bails you out immediatelyahhh I love free market capitalism
>sold my first short straddle (ie selling an ATM put and call on the stock) on a flat but high IV stockW-what am I in for?
>>62744483what if I make a sound like KLAR when kicked in the nuts?
>>62744560>I AM SILLYBeing willfully ignorant of reality will not excuse you from facing that reality. That's my warning to you.
>>62744552I think the paste is gonna be a big hit. Buying the dip.
This is the peak of money boysTake it all in
>>62744550Which of these bozos in the pic is Sneako, which is Jiang, and which is Dugin?
>>62744571Who are the money boys?
What is this, some sort of MU profit taking?
the hardest thing about trading is to make money
>US President Trump: Interest Rates Will Hurt Our Growth>- I Want Warsh To Vote The Way He Wantswhat did he mean by thisIs it the deep state?
>>62744483>Forgetting GRRR
>>62744578>the hardest thing about trading is to make moneyThe hardest part isn't making money, it's waiting to make money.
>The AI tycoon with the most talkative software doesn't want his company to go public in 2026, but it's out of his hands. Given his company's ties to the USDOD, this 1950 legislation is likely coming into play with him and the other AI billionaires. Watch the fallout. (Sam Altman/ChatGPT)
>>62744584did grrr anon kill himself?
>>62744489Wut
>>62744586yep. buy anything cheap and just take a nap.niggers on boats (ticker CCL) singlehandedly has me green this week despite it being the fakest gayest most Jewish market of all time.
>>62744569Sorry, man. We are Making America Great Again and there is nothing you can fucking do about.Fuck libtardsFuck muslimsFuck commiesFuck demoncRatsFuck lolbertsFuck antisemitesFuck tranniesYou LOST
>opticslopAlas, it'll sell off soon enough. Oh well.
>>62744589Anon, I am GRRR anon.
One of the hardest things about trading is the sleeping part. Even with a stop loss, it's hard, man.
whats happening with the eur/usd?
>>62744602pretty good sign you are holding some fucking turds. PEP isn't going anywhere but I don't know about your 1000x leveraged tech startup bro
>>62744596don't fuck trannys, that's literally gay sex boss.
I could have sold goog at $353 yesterday and now it's $334
I got my $2.60 SPAXX dividend todayI think that means I have too much cash sitting in my account
>>62744442I DUNNO, MAYBE THE BIGGEST OIL CRISIS THAT IS NOW EQUIVALENT TO THE PREVIOUS TOP 3 BIGGEST OIL CRISIS SUMMED UP TOGETHERJESUS FUCKING FUCK YOU DESERVE WHAT IS COMING YOU TURBORETARDS
remember when that anon said UBER was a generational buy at 69?>67.44lol
>>62744602The stress i had early this year was unreal, had 80% of my port in OXY and some other oil companies and it was un bearable nearly had a mental break down from the stress haven't felt like myself since. i wasnt even chasing the iran news either i had bought mid/late 2025 so was in when OXY was priced at 39-48 and still the constant double digit % dumps on bullshit peace talks just messed me up it could come at any moment
>>62744444Checked and fact checked.
>>62744617Just wait for Google Giggles to blow up and pump that shit, bro, any day now
>>62744536>Large nuclearIt is all about small reactors these days.
>>62744514They have been asking themselves that for 100 years, and the consequences of ignoring it are what we're seeing today where owning the left means kneeling full-face into a foreign country's boot while their own country's economy goes to hell.
>>62744610hard disagree i felt this stress when i was holding PLTR at 17, Barrick gold at coincidentally 17 as well and with Service Now at 91. it just means he like me is loss averse and needs to dial down stock concentration like 50 to even 80%
feels like another 2022-2024 is upon us. it it is a great time for accumulators. if you don't buy at least 100k in stocks this fall, you're fucked, basically.
>>62744590Thank you for this picture. My go to pick up his semester has been, "what's your only fans" and it hasn't disappointed.
Losing money
>>62744621> OIL CRISISWhat fucking crisis you dumb faggot? The strait is open.
>>62744536>Nuclear energy One thing this cocksucker gets right
>>62744635all about position sizing. if its too big to DCA out of a 40% drawdown then you have too much money in it
Ahem so is gopro done?
>>62744637Fuck. I tried that a few months ago on bumble when i was on there and the chick coughed it up immediately. I had to block her, but its wild they lead with that shit now.
>>62744642Truth.
if you care about money this is your peak
>>62744647still up 123% from when markiplier totally didnt insider trade on it
>>62744562this times 100If you want to profit, just follow the portfolio.
Well well well, looks like the shit's on the other shoe now, yieldboyz.
>>62744641You stupid fuck
>>62744654the ponzi trick only works if you are early to the trump scam pump. otherwise you end up holding USAR down 50% on a company that doesn't even exist
>>62744662Not an argument, bitch.
>>62744649I don't use apps only irl. The ones that get the most offended are the ones that like it the most.
>>62744567WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT!!
I've been holding bonds for years and they are not disappointing
>>62744537The esoteric gay gnosticism of homo buttsex warrior cults is his number one hit though. He also promised to get Nick Fuentes premium jp manko.
>>62744626>i wasnt even chasing the iran news either i had bought mid/late 2025 so was in when OXY was priced at 39-48 and still the constant double digit % dumps on bullshit peace talks just messed me up it could come at any momentSame, brother. And all the lies and the bullshit was so blatant that it was utterly disgusting. The constant declarations of victory every day at 8:30, the ship that blew up and they just said they had to fix the toilets... it was disgusting.
>>62744596lol, it's like you lot are completely incapable of NOT being subversive, it just runs in your blood
>>62744672Literally free money who could complain
>>62744653but its not moved since its not giga pumping... is this all I'm getting?
>>62744680This shit, no this year has been a fucking pressure cooker mixed with a special forces bootcamp for anyone not in AI related assets. lets just hope the punishment lets us callus up and come out better and stronger.
AI pamps can never last. sorry
>>62744449The saving grace of Trump 2 has been deportations are stupendously better than last time, and he’s accelerating AI development. These two vastly outweigh everything else and I don’t regret voting for him but you have to admit the Iran debacle was a fuck up.
holy fuck AppLovin is getting smashed today $278.26 if the bond crisis wasn't so bad this probably would be the bottom hell it actually could be the bottom, going to start a very small position here
>>62744711Last time the deportations were non-existent and it's comical how low they are now compared to the astronomical amount of spending he did for ICE. "Accelerating AI development" just means "having the taxpayer pay for all of the costs for these gigacorps while they pocket all of the profits." Literally none of this is beneficial to you unless you're already so financially well off that it wouldn't even matter to you in the first place.
>>62744401>Tom Schnoznofhe's a short volatility trader who's perspective comes from being a former options floor trader. he's a big believer in the "effecient market hypothesis" and believes that implied volatility is often overpricedmost of his wealth comes from selling 2 brokerage platforms, not his trading. his trading style is basically picking up a bunch of small wins by using alot of strangles / straddles or just selling/shorting options in general. that style can work if you know what you're doing, but i wouldnt recommend it for the average /biz/ anon because shorting options involves unlimited theoretical downside so 1 big unexpected stock move can blow up your accountdo not try to imitate sosnoff. he is a former pro who knows what he's doing and you are not
>>62744711The special military combat operation in Persia was 100% unavoidable. To take no action, would have led to a far worse outcome.
the v..
>>62744743it is fake, i am too doomed pill to believe otherwise
>>62744719the market be app hatin...
Boy I sure love the POLITICS talk in the BUSINESS AND FINANCE board and I am glad we are having it here and not in the POLITICS board that was created specifically for this
what the ACTUAL fuck is going on with this market>up to 1900>down to 1690>up to 1780>down to 1700>up to 1790Pick a direction (up, obviously)
>>62744755You are a stupid nigger
>>62744452But I was right, and I netted myself £500 in the space of 4 days that I wouldn't have had otherwise. I'm not 100% sold on AAOI's fundamentals and their long term prospects are massively dependent on management being able to scale up their operations. But that doesn't really matter when you have a short time horizon, price action does.
KLARbaggies is this finally it?
>>62744748prob. sold out of my spy calls for 200% this week is too unpredictable.. hope I dont regret it.
All I'm going to say is that SPCX is going to be buying TSLA for 420.69 a share, and it will be announced in the next few days. TSLA is currently trading at 357.
>>62744755You’re right. Policy has nothing to do with the economy.
>>62744755yeah they are two completely unrelated subjects and the stock market is totally non political, you fucking idiot
>>62744762and fuck me.. it went up another 10
WTFWT
WTFWT OOOOOOOOOO
do we have a taco?
Incidentalyl I wish I had bought more gdxu in july and held a week longer in august, and sold all of my USAR in JANUARY
PEACE ANNOUNCED THANK YOU AXIOSBERG!
>>62744755geopolitical risk was basically a non factor from 2000-2022 new market mate the geopolitical risk premium has begun to be priced in again and therefore politics as it relates to markets are and will stay apart of biz for a long time
>too scared to open my port after the APP dump>RDDT saved my assthanks for the reddit gold kind stranger>>62744719also some serious advice from an APP baggieit will go much lower on the selling momentum alone, it's very unloved right now (pun unintended) and the unity lawsuit is a negative catalyst which doesn't help
>>62744763very cryptic postsurely if I put like 10,000 bucks on tesla shares, calls or leveraged etfs I won't get horribly raped right?Actually what happens to leveraged etfs if the underlying stock gets bought up.>420.69This part is beliebable though
>REAKING: Trump accuses Iran of being behind the flydubai incident where a co-pilot stabbed the captain on a flydubai flight to Tel Aviv on Wednesday, and when asked whether the US would retaliate because of it, he said minutes ago "oh, they'll be hit very hard, don't worry.">Asked if the co-pilot was put there by the IRGC, Trump said "it could have been."
MU MATES WGMI
>>62744777yeah U is up 6% today, would have thought the suit news would also be potentially bearish for U?
Imagine ever losing money as a bull, you gotta be clinically retarded
HOLY SHIT LOOK HOW RESILIENT NIGGERS ON BOATS COMPUTER IS. STRAIGHT TO 30 SIRS(TICKER CCL)
>>62744755I think your sarcastic comment was unwarranted and unneeded. If you don't like the discussion, you're free to leave instead of just acting like a spoiled child.
SOXLBROS
>>62744787it's some gobbledygook around the bidding mechanism for mobile ads and how unity got access to data that basically puts them on par with APP and degrades their moat (big data)so they might spend a bunch of money and lose a lawsuit that makes them double cucked and U already accessed the data so they kinda already "won"I haven't really looked into it I just sold the chart and the volumes, APP is gonna hurt bad and be range bound for a while their earnings are still in fucking november so it can't find a floor a month from now that's bearish as fuck in and of itself
not a great day for wheat and lean hogs
>>62744783And tomorrow mainstream media will still report about that deals are in the works
fake dumps, fake pumpsmeme market
Fuck bearst. GLW gang
>>62744783>>Asked if the co-pilot was put there by the IRGC, Trump said "it could have been."he is unironically right. it could have been. who knows
>>62744811USDA lying againnot your bin not your wheat
I want the bears in this thread to apologize right now
>>62744813KWAB
Y’all are retarded to not be bullish and pro-American EVERY SINGLE DAY
sorry gentlemen, i'm afraid to tell you oil is not getting nigger dumped today, stocks will suffer
>>62744783Another successful falseflag by Bibi, how does he keep getting away with it?
CTVA a buy at this price?
I'M GETTING FUCKING RAPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62744848Lmao retard bought puts
>>62744783Seriously, Bibi somehow convinced him that it was an Iranian plot to put a copilot there and do this whole plane crash plot when they could just launch more missiles at israel whenever they want to if they want to do more damage. Amazing how he continues to suck Jew cock even after they convinced him to start this retarded war that was not won in a week
>>62744852>he continues to suck Jew cockHe's a combination of blackmailed and just stubborn/egotistical
>>62744848BEARS LITERALLY WON ONCE IN 2008 AND HAVENT SHUT UP ABOUT IT SINCEwhat made you EVER think it would happen AGAIN
Since NIKE stock has fallen 75% since 2021, why are their clothes still $300? Do idiots really buy whole wardrobes of this shit and spend $10,000/yr on clothes?
>>62744859Rhymes with diggers.
>>62744857>>62744851Wait I'm green on my MUU WTFWT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62744852>Iran could totally achieve their goal of destroying Israel but but but but they're just holding their super duper secret rocket backsLmao. Turdies.
>>62744851>>62744857That wasn't my post. I was pointing out MU price action and how Cassandra is in shambles. Is that due to the post being in all caps? Or due to attached image? Haven't seen that happen yet.
>>62744783I knew immediately that when this story popped up that it would be used as ammo against Iran.
>>62744865Very well. Carry on. I'm watching you Bobo
sooooo, did ya buy oil, son?
>>62744783Genuinely I lmao knowing the fate the world is in the hands of a chimp who is likely getting his information from Indians in his twitter feed
>>62744871Added some more Equinor when it dumped for no reason. Already a profit.
>crab green a single day>I am now beating VOO this yearEpic
Oil ststus?
>>62744876based oil equities chad
>>62744449Deport three million spics and replace them with five million Indians. Heckin' based!
>>62744875If only. It's actually worse.
>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!>the 50d ma shall not be breached!the 50d ma shall not be breached!
My vlo doing a lil summ
>MU beat and dumped 40$>This stinks>This is total BS>Nevermind it's back up
>>62744653>"Hello everybody my name is Insidetradeiplier"
"people" under 6'3'' should not be allowed to vote.anyways i knew the market would reverse and so it did, this pullback is probably buyable too.
>>62744895Your mom is buyable and let's just say you don't exactly need a Ben Franklin to do it
MU sissies, the pump is melting in my hands
MUGODS???I THOUGHT IT'D TAKE MONTHS TO BOUNCE BACK
The Q3 of RTX, GE, NOC and LMT are in less than three weeks and they are all pretty cheap (except GE).I'm tempted to buy but if the retard in chief tacos I would be utterly fucked.What to do for profit
>>62744900my mom wouldn't sleep with anyone shorter than 6'3''
>>62744864They don't have to launch missiles at Israel, they realized that long ago. They just have to make the US drop support, which is as easy as launching a few RPGs tied to gliders at boats every few weeks.
ahem.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
HALP
>>62744909oh trust me, she's not sleeping with him
>>62744918how very small of you baggy. is nothing beneath you?
>>62744902>>62744903TRUST THE FUCKING PLAN
>>62744927Your mom's beneath him LMAO
>>62744768The ass spanking has arrived be glad you sold my dear smigger
Me walking into Fidelity HQ to buy SPY calls after blowing up my account again
try not to be so childlike and petty /smg/. grow up.
>>62744935Emergency giga chad needed desperately
>>62744881I live in semi rural Virginia and even we are JEETED its fucking bizarre
SANJAY YOU BLOODY BESTERD WHERE ARE MY GAINS
anon did you remember to slurp the dip before the historic peace deal and SI takeoff?
what a nubian day
>>62744881>>62744945I went back to school and the biggest foreign student cohort was Chinese ~ 10 years ago and the occasional Euro that wnated to live near the beach. Now it's literally just Indians
Finally, a stock that represents the average female mind
SOXL chads we're eating well.
>>62744950I did Anon. Thank you for asking.
>>62744927>how very smallThat's what she said boss.
>>62744950I think trump should combine both SI and AI together into a new acronym SA (superior agentic) it could be called Trumps SA, search it in google first to make sure none one else has stolen the idea
>>62744910That will never happen unless the goyim rise up and execute 90% of current sitting government officials.
>>62744953It's literally just the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. We receive infinite jeets in exchange for India aligning with the west
>>62744961the last girl actually said she was scared, and that was justified because she cried and puked when i made her deep throat.
So oil flows through Hormuz are back to normal except for there being a blockade on Iranian ports, which will cause their economy to collapse soon, but for some reason the US is second another aircraft carrier and oil is up 4%. Make it make sense.
>>62744953yeah i'm west of the blue ridge mountains and 1 out of 5 students at my kids school are some south asian mystery meat
>>62744950I slurp black seed
>NVDA
We’re back baby
Can we finally do something about the oil computer? It's been spazzing for months by now.
>>62744952That’s right, you better not used that word. Or else..
>>62744968India has the Epstein files. its over. you will endure 100 years of Indian CEOs and kikes so 80 year olds can buy pussy.
>>62744982Based. I will now literally buy your porn slop machines (figuratively)
>>62744974That's horrible. Deep throating doesn't even feel as good as having her just lick it all over... I hope you cleaned up after her and apologized.
>>62744975The only part that doesn’t make sense is how anyone still believes that the US somehow controls the strait when they’ve been forced all the way back into the Indian Ocean and Iran is still hitting ships crossing the Oman route daily.
>>62744998>>62744974Can you niggas stop ERP’ng in the fucking Smg thread
>>62745003What the fuck did you just call me?
>>62745001All the oil analysts are saying oil exports are almost back to normal though...
>>62745001>The world is running on mere belief and not actual physical crude and that's what's keeping oil under 100
What the HELL is going on?!
>>62745011Just a little erotic roleplay babe
>>62745011We're PUMPING. AI is going to save us all. Buy the picks&shovels.
>>62745016when anthropic and AVGO agree to a debt loop where no one ever makes any real money or gets paid which one is the pick and which one is the shovel?I'll buy utilities I guess...
>>62745016Good because I just spent FIFTY dollars at the grocery store. Most of what I bought was on sale, but I saw a pack of limited edition deep fried oreos that I had to invest in, and they were like $6...
>>62744356>bondsowarida
>SPMO>Claims to focus on momentum>Isn't very momentous
>>62744851I don’t understand dividend fags. An 8 percent yield is unsustainable.
>>62745025AVGO is the picks&shovels. Anthropic is the miner hoping to strike gold.Simple as.
>>62745032>8% yields are unsustainablewhew good thing googles 100 year bonds are only 6.5%
>>62745039I think they are both niggers at a gas station high on fentanyl asking for a $20 to play the casino machine inside boss
>>62745032That's why I go for 10+ yields
>>62745026try these. they're good
>>62745031well it's 2x'ing spy ytd
>>62745051I think i have before, but I don't really remember. These days, I only invest in the special oreo flavors, since the original style has had its ingredients cheapened to the point that they don't taste like anything anymore.
>>62745009no, it's actually running on strategic reserves (for now lol)
>>62745056It's two-timing me for not doing better.
>>62745032it looks coverable with free cash flow and they have a pretty durable business, people do have to eat. it's starting to look like an attractive value play at these levels i gotta admit but i can see it falling farther because it's a good source of funds and there's more attractive opportunities in growth. probably best used as a canary for now rather than an investment, when it bottoms it probably means tech has gotten too expensive.
>>62745045Waiting for a dotcom crash? Two more weeks?
>>62745067SGRT is a better momentum fund. More volatility tho
>>62745026Do Americans really eat fucking DEEP FRIED oreos?
>>62745068It’s not durable at all. they sell flour and overpriced cereal. All things people could go with generic brands for. The only thing I care about from them is the haagen dazs ice cream
Why the eff did markets pump after Trump said he was gonna bomb Iran again in November? And oil pumped? This shit don't make no smiggin sense, no smigging sense I tells ya.
>>62744871I wait for the highs to buy
>>62745065Good thing then that Trump is begging Europe to release more of their reserves because the US reserves are just about empty
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>>62745094imagine being seen buying store brand cereal. i would die of shame. anyways what's your favorite flavor ice cream babe?
power hour please!!!pump it some more!!we're so close to the top!!kevin!!!!
>>62745069moreso waiting for retest of July numbers before I buy the tech scams again
>>62745096They all think they're being le smart le no afraid investor then they get dumped on after the fake pump and euphoria fades as there's nothing to sustain a run until the next fiscal year
>>62745107I can’t imagine eating any kind of cereal. It’s literally slop. I am partial to vanilla. It’s the only one that doesn’t have gums or fillers and doesn’t have crystals of ice throughout like the other plain vanilla ice creams do.
>Nike earnings after closeWhat are we expecting? I'm starting to feel bad for them.
>>62745118All of the female execs that ran it to the ground not leaving for yet another quarter because they can't take the hit to their egos.
>>62745118The turnaround begins next earnings. Just keep acoomulating.
>>62745117i liked the gelato over in europe. back in high school i worked at a supermarket and my girlfriend would pick me up every night and get a pint of hagen dazs and she would come through the checkout lane i was working at and show off in front of everyone.
>>62745109Buy high? A bold strategy. What's the next step? Sell low?
>>62745118I expect them to blame white incels on the earnings call
>>62745141Now that would be funny.
>>62745130>all of the female execsHoly shit you weren’t kidding their leadership profiles are just endless rows of walled middle aged women in Nike polyester clothing Lmao
>>62745141Wonder if they saw "own the floor" edits.
>>62745137>Get high>Buy high>Get high returnsIts acshually quite really very shrimple as, smigguhhh
Bond doomers consider yourselves betrooned
>>62745118Should I put $100 into NKE?(I run with Brooks running shoes)
>>62745118Nike is an AI company now and sells AI sneakers with NVDA buying large stake to bankroll the whole project. Stock price soars 50%.
>>62744449>you are a supporter of dead WhitesYou're a supporter of dead whites either way. Jews don't want you alive. Zionists consider you Amalek and Rome and want revenge on you.
Half of /smg/ is just literal hasbara posting from israel.
Polymetal sisters, what should I do about this? I have been ignoring everything they send me since '22
>>62745169forgot pic
>>62745167It gets real bad when the market gets red. Feds want the market to pump.
>hold mstr since 200>sell at 160 after 5% bounce today>get notification about thousand dollar realised loss>they dont know im aboutt to buy again at 150 during stock manipulation fridaythe b in ibkr stands for baka >>62745174two day blinding stew
>>62745118
>>62745174you have to post the actual terms. i too have held polymetal since '22. last time, they wanted me to open a brokerage account in Kazakhstan, have the shares transfered to the Astana stock exchange, and liquidate the shares on that exchange, and then i could transfer the money back to my US based accountyes - you read that right - fucking Kazakhstan. i was like fuck all that, i'm not giving some shady broker in Kazakhstan my personal info
>>62745167I don't know what you're talking about, I don't own any Hasbro stock or whatever the hell you mean.
>>62745167Jews?? In my Jewish stock market?Thanks for the tip jeetyim
TLT call options for the moon shot tomorrow boss.
>>62745221>>62745221>>62745221
MU SISTERS!!!
