undefeated edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62744356
What the most jewish stock? Looking for investment ideas.
>1pbtid
Can someone explain pls wtf is this stock marketI'm confused and sold my full-port SOXL position earlier today at breakeven.
ARE YOU SMIGGERS READY FOR$LOPTOBER
>>62745228BB
>>62745228ZIMs been treating me nice.
>>62745228ESLT
Bears are all very gay pansies who like to eat scat and have never even held hands with a girlAlso they are ugly and short and fat
>>62745232Oi! You told earlier first two-three hours after open are green, then red; and next week is mini-bear
>The strait is totally open, goy.>The stealth tankers are just so small that you can't see them.November miggercaust incoming. This is financial advice.
>>62745236oooh nice work, she was on my radar but didnt pick up on it. shipping has been interesting to me post evergiven but funky to figure out
>>62745228>PLTR>META>ZIM>ORCL>JPMAnd soon Anthropic when it IPOs, speaking of; what ticker will they list with? ANTHTHROOPICANPCWhat do you smiggers think?
>>62745239IT'S GONNA BE AN iCARLY SUMMER
Fuck margin accounts. None of this shit makes sense. It’s just degenerate gambling. This whole thing was constructed to rip off desperate retards.
>>62745228What is the company that makes skin cream out of baby foreskins?
Once again semis and memory feels like they're at that inbetween juncture. Upside seems limited, downside seems wide. Potential for upside is there but the cost seems to high for the risk. Think I'll just hold what I currently have rather than risk buying more.
>>62745247>Desperate retardsYou mean yourself?
>>62745241You lost tranny
I’ve automated my work and realistically get paid $150k to work 20 hours a month.Would you guys search a new job or stay where im at?
>>62745241Incredible that there are still people who are buying anything he says at this point
>>62745228PANWCRWDbet on cybersecurity anon
MU SISSIES
what are some cutting edge robot companies? don't give me that boston dynamics dog shit
>>62745255Dude you’re living the absolute peak dream .. words can’t describe how jealous I am of you
>Beats earnings>Is green the following dayMany companies fail to do this
>>62745268Symbotic
>>62745252Cool opinion, but you're a brown israeli. The stock market is going to go vertical after the migger traitors get removed from power, and we end the war by sending Iran $300B in reparations (so they can build more missiles aimed at "israel" lol). Oil will go back down and a new bull market will start.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62745255If I was you I'd get a second 150k job
>>62745276Today: +0.50%This Week: -1.23%This Year: +32.41%From Peak: -2.17%12 Months: +10.98%Looking at my chart, we've been forming a mega wedge since mid April. Something is coming
>>62745252jesus christ, that fag has such a punchable face
>>62745276Call me Cornell 7.... Cuz I got GANGRAPED today
>>62745276+0.61%Got some NVDA divvies
>>62745270Your dream is to be a resource sink at an inefficient company? You can do better than that..
NIGGERS
>>62745276+0.08%
>>62745276-1.06%
>>62745283brother you only have two thousand dollars
>>62745276-.08
+2.44% today+43.08% since inception (23 June)
>>62745276+0.10Big moves, big moves...
>>62745298Berate him not for his dollar amount but for his shitty picks and intuition
>>62745276+1.62% thanks Intel
>>62745276-0.58%
>>62745276+0.59%
>It's a bubble!>AI is a bubble!>Everything is a bubble!!Meanwhile: EPS show it's not even close to a bubble
>>62745318Yeah but the 'earnings' are inflated and tripled-counted with how the money is being passed around
>>62745276+3.47%, thanks micropenis and birkin
>>62745318Very nice, now remove all the circular financing and borrowed money.
>>62745323>>62745318
EOY rally starts NOW. Three months of EPIC GAINS.
>>62745276All Cash. Every time I considered buying I didn't and I regretted it an hour later.
NIKE LMAO
>>62745276+0,25%
>>62745318>erm actually if you look at this one metric it’s not a bubble lol. Just lmao.
>>62745328compelling argument. please note I didn't state the EPS is going to decrease, either
nike doin a lil sum sum
>>62745244Got a dude who genuinely believes in Anthropic being a long term investment, all I see it as is a pump and dump once it peaks in a day or so after it goes public
>>62745334IMAGINE BEING INVESTED IN SELLING SHOES TO BLACK PEOPLE HAHAHA
>>62745283Hang in there broski
>>62745276>ups syndrome 0.55%
>>62745318How often did the talking heads of yesteryear say dotcom was a bubble prior to said popping
>>62745334Literally 0 growth, it could be worth as well 0$ at this point.
>>62745334It was never the white man's choice.
>>62745364what ever happened to value
>>62745264>TOLDYOUWEWOULDBEGREENFUCKINGGODS
>>62745351I still have stupid bugs to fix but it's been doing good overall. Still paper trading but want to take it live ASAP it seems reliable/robust enough. This was the first red day in awhile and it wasn't even that bad so I hope it's managing the tails decently.
>>62745245>IT'S GONNA BE AN iCARLY SUMMERI carly agree
>>62745318its 26.1 for the S&Pthats historically high and also propped up by debt financing from companies like Open AI and Anthropic which arent even in the stock markethttps://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-pe-ratio
GOOG is a bargain sale right now and they just released their new Gemini Ai model
>>62745386It keeps being a bargain sale twice a week with its shit bounces.
>>62745386Meh, it's been hovering around 335-355 for a month now.
>>62745349yeah IPOs are all just sentiment, if they can't get any more money from private partners theres probably a reason
>>62745350They are losing because of the massive market that evolved as a competitor to them
I'm a google boogle
>>62745390>>62745391Right now its Alphabet A is 339. You can buy a call option and watch it bounce to 350 next week. Its free money
>>62745382earnings growth is also high though, on pace to more than double over the next 3 years. arguably the multiple should be even higher.
>>62745392It's how I saw spacex going public ,didn't see any potential longterm growth so I just pumped and dumped on the peak and made a few thousands. Some cultist though it would be some amazing investment never before seen because Elon is involved, I swear these people...
>>62745276+1.6%
I just spent x irl hours telling a computer how to use a computer for the next 7x hoursI bet you actual talented industrious SaaS guys have a way bigger x. Maybe your resumes are better off omitting the useless stuff that gets lied about constantly and HR never believes like schooling and experience and what your name/race/sex/ethnicity is and just say your x-factor
>>62745413Well, it's a special kind of "10 year investment" type of a deal. It may pan out eventually, but I'm honestly not a fan of Musk's "next year" timelines, so I'm just staying away.
At what point does nike become a buy?
>bought CTVA after 86% dump>up 3.45%yeah I'm back
>>62745436When they get some big tit model like Penny Lane for their adverts
>>62745422Imagine listening to the government when they were telling everyone to just learn how to code to be replaced only a couple of years later by a random moron vibecoding with an AI agent.
>>62745376I can't unsee how buff her right arm is in that pic
>>62745422What I always do whenever I'm hiring and have a stack of resumes to go through is I will flip a coin, and if it's heads the top half of the pile goes in the trash, and if it's tails the bottom half goes in the trash. My reasoning for this is the losers who's resumes go in the garbage are unlucky, and I only want lucky individuals to work for me boss.
>>62745441Dan Schneider was so lucky.
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>>62745445That's what my toxicology professor did with our exams back in uni.
>>62745231The markets are moving anon. All the old news is stale an MU crushed earnings.
>>62745255Same. There has never been a better moment in history to do side hustling.
Greens in at higher textiles hoss. Leading me to believe farming will micronize on the coasts. Dont believe me? Turn to page 11 on the nightly nightcast news. Only black men. For sure.
>>62745276bretty good
>>62745451I guess I'll watch it
>>62745445You don't even shuffle them first?
>>62745174you have to post the actual terms. i too have held polymetal since '22. last time, they wanted me to open a brokerage account in Kazakhstan, have the shares transfered to the Astana stock exchange, and liquidate the shares on that exchange, and then i could transfer the money back to my US based accountyes - you read that right - fucking Kazakhstan. i was like fuck all that, i'm not giving some shady broker in Kazakhstan my personal info
btwfriend of mine wants to dip his toes into dividend investments and I have no idea about those, anything you'd recommend? He kinda has the idea he wants to invest 1k a month into it for the next few years
>>62745247just dont use margin retard
>>62745467Maybe next time boss.
MU's p/e is 14
>>62745469Just tell him to buy SCHD If he insists on individual stocks then Pepsi, Coca Cola, Altria, Exxon
>>62745469SCHD
>>62745469tell him dividend investing is retarded (because it is)
>>62745334>Nikei could imagine a world where Nike no longer exists. the only relevant market they own is the US basketball shoes market. they could spin off the Jordan brand and just liquidate the rest of Nike and i dont think the world would miss Nike
>>62745469tqqq
>>62745488This. Never went for a Nike product over anything else. My first choice is Adidas and Under Armour.
>>62745334The Nike comeback NEEDS to be studied
>>62745318Microsoft had a P/E ratio of 18 in March 2001
>>62745469BCAT
>>62745503Yeah but that's when Windows XP came out. That shit was LIT.
>>62745469Getting into the generational bottom of KMB is a dream buy for someone dipping their diaper into dividends for the first time.
>>62745505Almost as lit as the dot com bubble
I told anon earlier that their turnaround strategy isn’t going to start until next quarter so for now we acoooomukate cheap Nike shares while everyone laughs and calls us retarded. That’s fine. They’ve 9 billion in cash on hand btw.
>>62745480>>62745483
>>62745511So what's the strategy? Is it really AI shoes? lol
>>62745518they need to lean more into the fat negress demographic
NIKE TA MERRE
>>62745469What's the reason behind it? Unless he's close to retirement or trying to diversify, then it's probably not what he should be looking for, but plenty of popular dividend companies such as MCD and PEP are currently on huge sales, so it may work out for him.
>>62745480>>62745483>>62745490>>62745506Thanks for the info guys >>62745487How come? The theory sounds logical, but I assume there's a bunch of caveats that aren't mentioned huh?>>62745504I checked this and is this real? How can it afford to have such a high dividend yield? I always assumed dividend yield were always tiny so I never bothered with them .
>>62745529what theory? aside from being a tax nightmare, dividend stocks are no better or worse than other stocks
>>62745511>They’ve 9 billion in cash on hand btwcool, how much debt?
>>62745520I fully trust the white women in the CEO suite to continue using the ugliest models possible to sell their products. If that doesn't work then it's obviously larger systemic problems in the overall economy at play
>>62745505Win 2k was their only good OS. Everything after is bloat
>>62745410who has high earnings growth?where does it come from?didnt you read what I wrote?
>>62745529>The theory sounds logicalWhat theory?
How we feeling about tomorrow frens
>>62745527Dude got a nice settlement after a workplace incident so he's loaded rn, he doesn't like the idea that his money is just standing in his account, he doesn't want to invest in anything volatile and someone recommended him dividend stocks. >>62745533>>62745542What I meant is I heard dividend stocks just have a shit reputation and kinda always sounded too good to be true to me.
>>62745529>I checked this and is this real? How can it afford to have such a high dividend yield? I always assumed dividend yield were always tiny so I never bothered with themJew (black) magic
>>62745554MCDGAWAll a smigger needs
is this good or bad?
>>62745552Klarna and nike downMU and sneedisk up
>>62745554>he doesn't want to invest in anything volatilejust buy fucking 1-2 YR US Treasuries if he's gona be a faggy little bitch and doesnt want to take any risk. dividend stocks have a bunch of risks too
>>62745567More number go up more good
>>62745554if he wants less volatility he should get a defensive sector ETFif he wants stocks with a shit reputation i.e. undervalued stocks he should go with a value ETF
>>62745568Golden bullrun confirmed?
>>62745573oh good yay
>>62745554Sounds like he should just buy VOO or some sort of world index fund. Compare your average S&P500 returns to the dividends that are being paid by dividend companies. Not to mention likely having to pay taxes. It makes sense if you want to spend the dividends and can't take much of a drawdown (retirement). Apart from that scenarion just buy growth stocks are generic index funds.
>>62745566>MCD Hasn't this one been in freefall for the past year?Which I guess is good if you want to join first time.
Down -0.46% because ofc the small german value buy got raided by the govt over some paperwork mistake and dropped 57%
>>62745580Yes, the point is to buy low, not high.
>>62745492How many tankers are physically left in the world that are also piloted by jeets willing to do the suicide runs through the straits? 3-4 tankers are getting blown up every day.
haha nike missed earnings lol
>>62745441>I can't unsee how buff her right arm is in that picnot buff just lean, look how tight her front assets are, little fat great shaped portfolio
>>62745590How could white men do this to Nike?
>Nikelollmao
>>62745598good!
Nike will be a good buy sometime next year
>>62745597Didn't they largely blaming the Chinese with US revenue being mostly alright? At least that was the story last time.
>>62745588Of course I know that, MC isn't going anywhere, just kinda feels weird to invest into something that been steadily going only down ,to the point it's current value is even below their 5 year old value of 250.
>>62745540you don't like the source of it but it is money all the same. don't be too upset if i grab a lot of it babe.
Buy high sell high (I don't take drugs so I never get high)
>>62745609>feels weird to invest into something that been steadily going only downIt's a fairly common tactic. Buy the dip, DCA down, whatever. Yeah, people don't like catching falling knives and seeing what they bought keep going down, but you're buying MCD for the dividends anyway and trying to buy the bottom is just a fool's errand.
>>62745598this will be most of the stock market in 5 yearsshit like McDonalds is already keeling over
>>62745615i went to mcdonalds in france and saw a mouse, i didn't say anything but some people did and they gave one of the wagies behind the counter a food tray as a weapon and expected him to kill it ;_;i left and don't think i'll ever go back.
>>62745580MCD is funny
>>62745603t. Tyrone kanquavius
>>62745567I mean, look, it's green numbers, it means it's good!
GRND is taking it in the ass
>URNM>URNJBoth just hit 52 week low. I'll keep slurping I guess.
>>62745624Sorry I'm not mentally ill not sorry
>>62745622That was the head chef you uncultured fuck
>>62745554Get PHK or similar income stock. They pay to hold!
>>62745276+3.50
>>62745615MCD is going to recover, hope you are buying
>>62745632>RatatoingGODS
>>62745622Only time if been to mcd is the last 5 years was to use the shitter in Rome. Blocked it and there was some boomer waiting to use the toilet when I left kek
>>62745636no its notand no I wont
Amazon what are we thinking /Smg/?
>>62745640>food is going to stop existing
>>62745641Bullish on the surveillance state which both it and PLTR are a part of
>>62745641>Amazon what are we thinking /Smg/?
>>62745647Congrats, so MCD won't go to 0, it'll just go to -99.99%
>>62745647>mcd>food
>>62745647>spending 20 dollars for the worst burger and nuggets in your life is evergreenyikes
>>62745654Anon, an evergreen is a type of tree
>>62745654arent they like a real estate business really, or some shi?
>>62745647What if the lower classes start enjoying some other companies Burger product?
>>62745589According to this, the global crude carrier fleet has a combined deadweight tonnage of 683 million as of 2026.https://unctadstat.unctad.org/insights/theme/107Let's use the numbers of one historical ultra large crude carrier (Seawise Giant) which had a 565 thousand dwt and carried 4.1 million barrels. Using those figures, a 683 million dwt fleet should correspond to a capacity of 4.1e6 * 683e6 / 565e3 = 4956 million barrels. So I think it's reasonable to assume the global fleet has a capacity of roughly 5 billion barrels.A normal VLCC carries around 2 million barrels.
Did /smg/ get it's nigger alert just now?
You fags keep forgetting the golden ruleBuy low sell highEverything else is bullshit
>>62745663> global crude carrier fleetActually all oil tankers, not just crude oil tankers
>>62745666>666Top signal.
>>62745589Burly sweaty shirtless Greek seamen are making fortunes penetrating the hormussy , their chest hairs glistening in the sun. buy SBLK
Nike is done for
>>62745675JUST
>>62745666>33 billionOh no, how will the $165.36 trillion market survive this?!
>>62745679Like 100 trillion of that is illiquid SpaceX shares dude
>>62745647i suppose i could make an exception and take you to get a happy meal babe, i'd wanna take pictures of you playing with the toy though
>>62745666Who the fuck still has a pension
>>62745679That 33 bill on 3x leverage accounts for over 20% of the world's stocks supply
You chuds didn't even thank the brave Indian air pilot who fought back on the Israel flight and saved all souls
>>62745687Unions dumb dumb
>>62745691that story seems so fake
>>62745693Fake organizations filled with fat lazy fucks. Fuck them
