late night edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62755503
Where's his penis?
>>62756234Would you believe it, they actually convinced him to cut it off.
>>62756230>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against IranHey pal,When i fondly remembered this OP as being stupid a couple threads ago, I didnt mean I was nostalgic for it.
Don’t post foids as op. We ain’t betas here.
NIGGERS
>>62756238I did learn something today from the links though >Yemen has announced counteroffensive against houthi forces>Allow for amnesty for defectors who surrender>First video footage is government forces running houthis over with carsLmao. What Yemeni Bumper companies should I invest in?
>>62756248APLD, what's the move? Also this image should be in every OP.
redpill be me on ttips
>>62756249>>First video footage is government forces running houthis over with carskekkkk
>>62756249kek
>>62756248Might buy calls on Delta, spirit airlines shut down so everyone moved over to other airlines. Whaddya think frens
Country roads, take me homeTo the place I belongSmigger general, Epstein posterTake me home, country roads
Losing a lil actually feels kinda cool when you are gaining a lot elsewhere
>>62756269>anon learns about diversification
>>62756269>feelinghuh?
good OP even though it's a mangod I love legs
>>62756284I have legs (my id is litearlly sqwat). I'll sell them to you for 500 NVDA stocks.
I made money on SpaceX
>less than six-figure portfolio and he's asking about bond allocation
>less than seven-figure portfolio and he's asking about bond allocation
It really feels like Nvidia should explode again, but people are just scared of market cap. Micron is probably better for 12 months then SpaceX.
S&P and bitcoin is still cheap.
>less than eight-figure portfolio and he's asking about bond allocation
>>62756249Kekk
>>62756307Im putting all of money into nvidiaWorst thing that can happen is I kill myself
>>62756323>putting all the eggs in one basketMight as well just buy an ETF.
D-Do I go to Vietnam and celebrate guys?
>>62756323womp womp
>>62756328Is there a 100% NVDA ETF?
>>62756328The entire US stock is like 50% AI at this point if Nvidia starts falling everything will collapse.
>>62756323Sell puts and then sell calls if you get assigned, that's all NVDA is good for anymore
>>62756333Shouldnt this indicate its gonna dip soon?
>>62756334NVDL
>>62756344i'm gonna see how everything looks when it's above 240 and maybe try to smack it's pp
Just bought some TMFSorry for the incoming 6% 30Y Yield
>>62756344>reading chartsI can read your palms for 25 NVDA stockerinos
>>62756362Im just hoping it goes red so I can buy some more
>>62756370Waiting for it to drop 0.2% so you can buy it because you're sure it will go up 50% huh? Smart move.
>>62756375No I want the jewish overlords to make it drop at least 10% before it reaches ATH again
>>62756381I asked and they'll only do that if you buy it first. Do you accept Y/N..
>>62756230That's a man>>62756359Does 6 even beat inflation?
WATCH THESE BO NIGGAZ GET ALL UP IN YO GUTZ FRENCH VANILLA BUTTER PECAN CHOCO DELUXEEVEN CARAMEL SUNDAES IS GETTING TOUCHES SCOOPED IN MY BOBO TRUCK BO TEARS IT UP WHAT
is it too late to get into SPCX why did it moon today
>>62756388I'm having a glass of extremely cheap white wine. The bottle's cork is synthetic.
>>62756386Unironically yeah, I dont see a future without AI desu
>>62756392>white wineYou must hate yourself. Try investing in AVUV with me, for you see, I hate myself as well.
>>62756246Based
>>62756334>100% NVDA ETFI think you're on to something, anon.
>>62756398>>62756402
ATTENTIONI need everybody that's longing QQQ or other derivative Nasdaq 100 ETF to raise their hand. Not counting the leveraged funds.I know something that will be helpful to you.
>>62756298>>62756301I bought tbt call and will be rich
>futures
>>62756410I still don't get how koreans/japs can be smart as shit but all of them go for the nastiest high risk investment strategy when given the chance to be off guard rails.
>>62756417are these wombats again?
>>62756410>demands attention>doesn’t thank me for my attention to this matter
>>62756390Don't worry anon, their rocket will come back down to earth again, just as its planned to.
>>62756421In most Asian cultures, being lucky is a sign that you're a good person and being unlucky means you're a bad person who deserved to lose their money. Naturally they treat their markers as just a giant horse race to throw huge sums of money in to hit it big. Theyre just not built like us who know that going comfy, slow, and steady wins the race when it comes to markets.
>>62756332So this is one of those "massage parlors", always wondered what happened when you went inside those.
>>62756423no they're capys
>nvidia>tsmc>soxl>s.m.hbruh, imagine not investing in ai and making easy money
>>62756442I prefer Bulgarian.
8k kospi EOY?
>>62756426Is he 3 month old when he was born after 7 months or is he technically only 1?
any vanadium miner recs?
>>62756422She knows this right? You told her that you think and feel this stuff first before you told us... right?Don't tell me you're about to do 50 to life with this as your cellmate and you think it'll never come up? You gonna wait until we (she) can all just laugh about it at year 7? Makes me itchy just thinkin about itGive her the virginity back if you feel guilty enough then. I'm sure you already know the right thing to do
Remember that most japanese women really want only $10 million Yen hubby, that $64k a year. That nothing bros, live your dream in the far east.
> I have sex with a hooker to practice my sex game for real women
>>62756435They bring you off-site to a nearby hotel, give you a shitty massage then ask if you wanna pay more to fuck. It was like 2 million VND, way cheaper than Japan so I was totally down for it. Apparently China has hotter girls, Korea also pretty good too with room salons.
Claude recompiling old vidya so it works at super high refresh rates and 4k is absolutely worth the cost of 20% unemployment and higher utility rates tbqh
>>62756482That literally what they did for centuries though. Hookers were for practice so you didn't freeze up deflowering your virgin wife. The Joos took that from us.
>>62756476I'd slam that hog
Man, I really shouldn't have bought that VW stock. Can anyone give me a non-retarded stock to buy that has geo-strategic reasoning?>>62756421The Asian Financial Crisis broke them.>>62756422You need to ask yourself if she's the best candidate you've had so far.
Do the chinese get divys off of Pandas and Chunghwas like we do with Marlboros
>>62756493No. Surprise surprise, China's government owns almost every tobacco company in that country.
>>62756491>Man, I really shouldn't have bought that VW stock. Can anyone give me a non-retarded stock to buy that has geo-strategic reasoning?KMB is completely insulated from the chances of an incoming chinese century. Overseas diapers can never compete on quality and the shipping costs make it impossible for them to undercut domestic diaper manufacturers. It's THE geopolitical play.
Rate hikes are fake and gay and here's proof.>Warsh meets with the legendary Zoltan Pozsar (former Fed bank intelligence analyst, crafted various concepts for Bretton Woods III policy), and Axel Merk of VanEck Merk Gold Tust.https://www.federalreserve.gov/foia/files/chairman-warsh-calendar-082026.pdf>Two days later, Warsh announces hikes.>Sovereigns (mostly in the middle east, like Turkey) shit them selves and sell gold>Last week of September, Bessent hires Judy Shelton who developed the 50 year gold-backed treasury bond and David Zervos who is in lockstep with treasury debt buybacks.>Next day, Trump announces "inflation can pay down the debt very rapidly">"From the Bretton Woods era backed by gold bullion, to Bretton Woods II backed by inside money (Treasuries with un-hedgeable confiscation risks), to Bretton Woods III backed by outside money (gold bullion and other commodities). After this war is over, “money” will never be the same again…">"…and Bitcoin (if it still exists then) will probably benefit from all this"- Zoltan Pozsarhttps://static.bullionstar.com/blogs/uploads/2022/03/Bretton-Woods-III-Zoltan-Pozsar.pdfBuy gold. Buy bitcoin. Buy miners. And. Hold. On.
>>62756460If she enjoys your company then that's pretty much all it takes. Don't lead her on to take the lead role in your life if she isn't cut out for it, it's dishonest to her
>>62756502I think you have the wrong place. The gay shiny metal boomers meetup is 2 thread down.
>>62756506I'm telling you to load on GDX ITM LEAPS nigger.
>>62756505She does. I told her I'd take her on a trip if she played all my favorite games and she did. She only ever spends time with me and doesn't want to be anywhere else either.>>62756491Best gf I've ever had by far >>62756489Fair enough
>>62756513That's enough about your woes and hoes anon, back to wojaks
>>62756518Ok.SPY PLS GO DOWN I NEED A PULLBACK IM BEGGING YOU
KEVINPUMP IT MORE
>>62756512>>62753442
Berkshire is so fucking hilarious... these niggers aped LEN this year. they own 10% of the company now and its down 43% in the last year while they could have just bought fucking VOO and stopped pretending to know what they are doing and buying dogshit like POOL and M and panic selling the bottom of COVID lmao
>>62756527The oracle chart says tomorrow will be red.
Reminder:They have to pump markets for midterms
kospi?
>>62756536Bitch I made that meme post
>>62756542Doubt it
>>62756538Yes but the other ones have to doomp markets for midterms
>>62756543The original didn't even get any (You)s, that's how I know it was mehttps://warosu.org/biz/thread/51317446#p51320636
>>62756551So you don't believe in your own teachings? It's accurate fairly often
>>62756552I don't believe any of my shitposts
>>62756552nigga it's 4chan
>>62756556name ONE source that's better than 4chan, I'll wait
>>62756555So you don't believe your shitpost that turns out to be somewhat accurate? What's your ACTUAL strategy then
>>62756552>>62756555>>62756556you guys go on the internet and just lie? for no reason at all? you just tell fibs?why would anyone ever do that? holy shit I thought we were going to make it guys but you are telling me Klarna was actually not a good stock?
>>62756552Let's pretend it maybe needs updating. What do you think the formula should be, or be modified to? How would you do it? What's your idea about this thing?
>>62756564pattern for the last two weeks has been 30 minutes of nigger dump from 930 to 10am straight into a fake and gay green check mark while the government throws piles of cash at absolute dogshit to keep the machine from rugging out before elections
>>62756561I'm sorry>>62756560I just invest in good stuff
>>62756564I'm very stupid and just gamble spt 0 and 1dtes but this chart is pretty consistent when it comes to that.
>>62756567Such as
>>62756573SPY and QQQ
>>62756576>buying QQQ at an all time high instead of SCHD at a 10% discountngmi
>>62756576So you DO believe in the fucking chart since your meme post is extremely accurate to how both of those move
>>62756582I own some SCHD tooI'm fully invested already. Though I have been thinking about rebalancing a bit more into SCHD
I've been doing really shit with my folio lately. Missed out on at least 100k
Kevin is gonna heel turn on curbing inflation and become tag team partners with Scott on buying back long term bonds. The next manufactured crisis will be the impetus.
>>62756585But did you lose money?
>>62756134 China, more specifically the CCP, is actually the biggest drug dealer in the world.Mainly through, The China National Tobacco Corporation or CNTC. A state owned legally enforced monopoly.Selling over 2.5 trillion cigarettes a year, It is pound for pound THE most profitable company in the world.And they aren’t just staying in china but are expanding their cancer candle business to as many other countries as they can at the moment.Little ironic isn’t it? The most profitable company ever is a communist cigarette company. And the worst part is you can’t invest in it.
Pretty sad seeing how the average /smg/ user hates and fades AI. The hostility towards AI is even more intense than on reddit or devianart. I didn't expect seeing so many luddites here. But it is what it is.
>>62756588I'm gonna strangle you
>>62756608AI is ass we just invest in it for money
>>62756479Just 8 more months and my real life WILL begin at 40 with my 138cm Japanese wife and I WILL implant pure Nordic eggs in her womb to fertilize with my mutt seed and I WILL be happy and she WILL be a good friend
>>62756608The slop spam is pretty annoying.That said I still don’t ‘hate’ AI.I do hate the fucking schizopathic spin doctor retards in charge of the AI companies.And I’m fairly certain if AI became sentient, it would hate them too.
>>62756608Being unimpressed with computer faggots losing their daycare jobs does not make me a luddite and automatic slop generators are not the equivalent of the 90s tech boom. Buy MPC
>>62756608There is no room for true believers here. The only reason anyone gives a shit about ai is because of how it makes the stock market move. If you want to jerk your dick over it changing the world, this isn't the place.
>>62756608>pretty sadyou gonna cry about it, bitch?
>>62756608is this because people said your pepes were ugly?
How to take into account new deposits and margin when calculating CAGR?
>>62756633calculating is gay
>go long on something>crabs, dumps, merely hope it goes back up to my initial>see some garbage dump 14% in a day>buy>sell monday, up 10% on the recoveryI never make money holding investingI only make money on quick 10k in 11k out swings
>sellingsee there is your problem
>>62756633Just give AI your login info and have it do it
>>62756639No it isn't and I'm tired of this retarded /biz/ psyop to long hold straight garbage because it's 'undervalued'.
>>62756642Why would you buy garbage? Just buy the good shit.
This is what I mean. You mention AI and everybody goes nuts, starts shitting bricks and you get a shitton of (you)s.James Cameron has done such damage to the world. First with the concept of skynet. And then, when it comes to economics. The economics of the mineral unobtanium don't make any sense. But he's such a good film maker that people have swallowed all his propaganda and now you have luddites everywhere. >>62756619>>62756626>>62756629>>62756630>>62756631
>>62756647I just knew you were gonna cry about it!
>>62756249based
>>62756249
>>62756582Every month is an ath for market indexes
>>62756647No I just want to tell you specifically that you're a gay retard and also not so bright. Change your writing style, maybe talk about stocks You got laid off because your code is dalit shit.
Thread theme in celebration of the successful depature of SNDKanonyoutu.be/KppLOx2N39U
>>62756249I hope the have AI dashcams keeping track of their points. I thought houthis were winning the war tho
Uhhh guys, Do nothing bros might be onto something.
>>62756647At least they're not just saying you're a bot anymore because you said something that made them feel not good. Or saying gibberish back or whatever they were doing before. Or one of the other greatest hits to prove theyre smarter. It may be slow but I think i see a little progress. They dont and will never want the ti84 mom bought them, it's better off sold for xans. All it could do was calculate 80085 anyway. For some guys this new one genned porn, talked to them like a wizard, then that's a wrap. Their opinions get marginalized on those other social platforms i guess. Plenty of room for them here, it's cute
>>62756667The government forces only announced THD yesterday. It's only just begun.
Posts like this is precisely what I'm referring to >>62756664The hostility of the average /smg/ user towards AI is baffling. I assume it might be because the world is becoming "old". Like people say "millennials" are still young, but millennials are in their late 30s and 40s.But the fertility rates are so fucked up and boomers being the majority makes the "millennial" believe he's still young when he's not. The average user of /smg/ is in their late 30s. Why am I saying this? Well, because it's the generation that was obsessed with movies like Terminator or the Matrix and they all believe AI is something like SKYNET that is gonna destroy humanity.What AI is to the average millennial is very similar to what nuclear energy is to the average boomer. Take this thread, for instance. You mention AI and everybody starts shitting bricks, they insult you, they try to hunt you down.
>>62756684here is an AI generated image of a crying baby (You)
>>62756606you can never buy the good companies. they are all private. the public companies are all Jew scams that just keep dumping debt on goyim
>>62756684btw I finished watching Terminator an hour ago, are you in my ceiling?>>62756690>tfw can't buy IKEA
>>62756684look dude I'll buy SOXL under 100 again next time but I'm not going to pretend like Ask Jeeves 2.0 is worth 10 trillion dollars. I hope your bags go to zero faggot
>>62756689Did someone drop rosemary's baby?
>>62756332just go to Florida. The massage parlors are fire.
>>62756332i...is this ai?
>>62756673Can't get scammed if you dindu nuffin.
>>62756684>AIIt's SI now tranny, we're winning bigly and SI is the future.
>>62756684>makes the "millennial" believe he's still young when he's notIM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO TAKE OVER THE DNC BEFORE ABEULA ALEX OCASIO AND FAGGOT PETE B TAKE THE PARTY DOWN THE WRONG, BROWN DIRECTION.
>>62756684You're running into the problem of dragging the prisoner directly out into the sunlight burning his eyes. He curses you for the pain. It's not your job to even turn him free, if skynet is his world, skynet will be his world, that is his freedom of choice as well, to be bound. Would it be great if things were different? If Ralphie wasn't afraid of Santa? Really feels crummy if Santa of all people tells you something you really don't wanna hear. When the time is right anybody can change, but as you can tell, that's probably not right now, for a few. Let em play how they want, if they never pick up the rifle they never lose an eye.
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>>62756634>Just in: AI and datacenter shares down 96% on news that "calculating is gay"
>>62756230Buy photonics
>>62756632those aren't pepes those are sloppes
Where are my /DiggerNiggers/?
>>62756738qrd on this? is it that bad?
>>62756742It's an Oscar baity political art film, doesn't really have a place in today's world of political overload.
>>62756742I haven’t even seen it yet. I’m going to pirate it. $8 million opening weekend on a >$100 million budget. From what I’ve heard it’s more boring than so bad it’s good.
>>62756751We gotta watch it on /smigger/ movie night
I'm about to invest in 6 hours of sleep. I'm gonna make it bros
>>62756752>$8 million opening weekend on a >$100 million budgetKek baggies
>30Y at 5.675%This nigger is never going back down, is it
>>62756684You don't need wealth, kids, or to care about the "future of humanity." Individuals don't exist to serve the grand mainstream narrative. Just enjoy your life, gamble on the stock market, and generate AI porn.
kevin?scott?
>>62756775Yes?
>>62756761Soon you'll be able to lock in a risk-free 140% annual return for 30 years. That's a 254,880,876,154X return on investment, for those keeping track. Investing $1000 would get you 255 trillion dollars by the time you retire.
>>62756789That sounds great. I'm sure there's no problem with that whatsoever.
>>62756784oh hai
>>62756789>mfw the inflation genie is never going back in the bottle
why is AXIOS posting fud in after hours about Iranian sleeper cells in the UK doing drone attacks? what the fuck barak>Between the lines: The decision to move the bombers came several days after British security forces arrested several dual British-Iranian citizens suspected of planning an attack on the base.British Iranian terrorists are going to do a happening. interesting.
>>62756635Same as me.
Ai=si fags wanna buy some .si domains? I'm willing to sell Ai.si.
>>62756806>British Iranian terrorists are going to do a happeningJack Lowden is the new james bond. They are filming the new james bond movie. Theoretically if one had a draft script in their position should one leak this to the press?
david axios please save me!
>>62756551no idea why you guys bothered spliting up the image
Is diversification bad for you? I just diversified into bacon, eggs, ryebread and tea
>>62756858it's a stupid philosophy. you should invest in things you believe in. if you believe in many, unrelated things, that's great. if you don't, then diversification for the sake of diversification is dumb.
>>62756806That's not surprising at all. The muzzies have completely hijacked the green party there and then you had the failed van attack on the RAF airforce base last week. Seems like they're getting emboldened.
>>62756673so they really were overchargingbunch of fucking snakes
>>62756693>btw I finished watching Terminator an hour agook now watch terminator zero
>>62756862>failed van attack on the RAF airforce base last week.That was niggers trying to steal diesel fuel m8
CRAK is hot on the streets yo
>gay idI'll be full porting soxs now
>>62756647Faggot
>330 billion projected>up 8% todayThis shit has already priced in its 2030 up to 2030 "bull case everyone has starlink" earnings and retards are still pumping it.
Are we actually in the golden bull run right now?
>>62756898>checks MUNo.
>>62756901MU looking like it's hard stuck in 1100-1040's like sandisk, can't break 1800 for more than a day.Meanwhile Nvidia hit ATH today.Nothing makes sense
>>62756908you should check SPCX, its time for space
>>62756908Yeah, AMD is gaining too. Let's just wait and see.
comfy dashboard building night
Faggot jannies deleting the OP, can't have any fun around here
>>62756938We can have some funNIGGERSthey seem to have gotten tired of banning me, eat shit chuds
Bobros I'm gonna be fucking sick. Wheres the fucking pull back
I kept waiting for a pullback back in Aprilit never came...the biggest pullback was basically at the same level as the last dipwe're never going to be able to buy he market for april prices ever again
cash baggies lmfao
I only pull back when I'm about to ram my gf harder.
what's pam bondi saying about bonds?
>>62756981Something about burgers and architects.
what's pam inflationi saying about inflation?
invest in bonds
>>62756957It won't stop going up. It's fucking over.>>62756957
>>62757004>It's fucking over.Its just begun.
>>62756908It does make senseHedge funds are shorting MU and SNDK and probably MRVL if it tries to go higher from here. Anything that has too much retail holding it, they will maliciously short to try and force people to sell.
More than 30 (you)s simply for mentioning AI. This is the current state of /smg/. Bunch of luddites with devianart/reddit tier thoughts. >>62756647>>62756608
>>62757007It's supposed to be our turn, bobros. 3 green days isn't fucking fair
Where the fuck are the namefags? Think I'd rather have them than this siege mentality schizo.
>>62757013Read Siege
>>62756997why would you buy bonds with a 4% yield if the president says inflation is the way the are gonna get rid of the debt
>>62757021Never ask questions from the bondbaggies. They're retarded. Fundamentally and without a doubt retarded. If they bought bonds last week, they're down on money. Yet for some reason, when bonds yield more, meaning that the previous bonds they just bought are worth less, they'll post about it and brag (even though they just lost opportunity cost).Yet, somehow, bond buyers are somehow classified as "higher IQ" than stockholders. Just don't ask them why they were buying bonds at 1.5% 5 years ago.Ideally, thered be a bond baggie general, but I have a feeling that the people talking about bonds here aren't even real bond baggies. Just upset Europeans that don't understand the basics of the bond markets (that they fucking suck and are only bought by those legally forced to like pension funds).
Does SPCX grow another 7% today or does it plummet back to 160$?
>>62757042Why risk your neck for 7% when 5% is guaranteed?
>>62757034Bonds are the lifeblood of the system
>>62757042the le forecast is down but i think itll crab
>>62756673This is demographics.It’s even worse in china because there’s an acute cliff in the population graph where even the most placid of normies have noticed and started to go “uhhhh, where are all the 18 year olds?”Considering a lot of the biggest paying students for these universities were Chinese it wouldn’t surprise me if this demographic cliff is hitting them too. So now they’ll have to price it for real world people instead of CCP princeling who got all their money from daddy’s cigarette sales.
>>62756789>Greek 10y is now a lower yield than the US 10y
>>62756606u are as dumb as the chinks love cigarettes, don’t believe everything u see in a YouTube video u fuck>also u can buy their original if you open a local brokerage account
>>62757056>He thinks he’s buying the ownership of real shares when he buys chink stocks.You shouldn’t be so quick to call others dumb lol.
