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>>62757425Buy Stellantis for free 37% dividend yield in a couple of years
>>62757430Is that an EV?
I simply wont be reading the last thread at all. European hours are so fucking mentally ill/depressing even compared to the general state of this shithole website. there is something fucking wrong with euros.you aren't funny. you aren't quirky. you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself
>>62757425NETLIST MARINES; LET MEE HEAR YOOOUUURRR OOOOOOORAAAAH!!!THE THIEVES PAID UP!! SK HYNIX YOURE NEXT!!
>pbr
>>62757432I agree, with Finns being the exception. Based Finns I <3 you. Buy NOK.
>>62757432You don't know me.
Futures are pumping We are so backSo much for those bond experts haha
op can hate on cashflow producing shit because he's a little zoomer who never saw a bubble pop
>>62757440its mostly the Germans. I miss /bant/ having flags.kill all germans and bongs. the British are Iranian terrorists now so I think we should start bombing there immediately until they don't have internet access anymore
>>62757432Sometime these facts get me a little sad. I don't really hate coinbrains. And I am ultimately powerless to help them find peace, i may only visit them in their disturbance with light a touch possible. They're so delicate. So precious. How could you let a thing like that die?
>>62757192what price do you think it will be at before and after the 28% unlock?what about the 46% unlock what rpice do you think it will be before and after that in june 2027?>>62757433
>>62757446isn't the uk banned from 4chan now anyways? i thought 4chan refused to comply with some bullshit law and got blocked
Literally just one jpg from that comparison site disproves yieldslop.
>>62757432An observational anecdote:>Went to Germany a few years ago>Generally travel with cash but warned against pickpockets/Gypsies when I flew into Nuremberg >Decide to pay for everything in cash until I needed to pull some out>one day about halfway through trip get into a spot where I needed to pay for a hotel on a card>None of my credit cards work>Hotel is about to spaz on me>Explain that I have more than enough funds to cover on debit, but why is my credit card declining>Met with blank stares>Eventually some dutch lady working at the hotel explains "VVE DO NOT USE CREDIT HERE. ONLY DEBIT">ask why the hotel that accommodates International guests doesnt accept that form of payment>"NOT ZE HOTEL, GERMANY">WutI think Euros have the most childlike approach to finance as a general populace, but are carried by the 2-3 people around them that have some fiscal prowess and insist that "This is just ze vvay it is... Do not vvorry too much of it." which fuels their misunderstanding further.>Castle we stayed in was dope tho.
>>62757458>this is just the way it isthis is how every European is. their ancestors are the descendants of thousands of years of cucks. everyone worth a fuck already died in one of the 1000 wars or got on a boat and went somewhere with less faggots
>>62757439I told you its going back to $10-12. I told you niggers not to fuck with banana stands in the jungle on leverage at the picotop. I told you guys that mentally ill Indian that posts pictures with Mexican grandma emojis is bad news
/smg/ real quiet after this.
>>62757438Samung Micron Sk Hnix up for re-negationAll major producers are paying license and agreed to supply us at priority and competitive prices. Now for the big fucking fish, GOOGLE. THE TIME HAS COME MR DO NO EVIL!!! WERE TAKING FUCKING BILLIONS IN DAMAGES AND THATS WITHOUT TREBLE NOR RENTS.Meanwhile we can now focus on massively expanding our own memory production, The lightning platform is already selling nicely despite the low volume of chips available. A factory more or two with wafers secured from the big 3 should do it.
>>62757470tell him about SPHY it would pay him 76,800/year and you don't have to give your money to faggots in the government that just immediately give it to Jews or niggers
>>62757469>I told you its going back to $10-12i fucking wish, my DCA is around 13, maybe after all the AI garbage blows up next year
>>62757466Tragic, but it does track. They're such lovely people but their simping for government bux is bizarre. The whole countries disposition seems to be work as little as we can then whine about how not enough taxes are taken out to fix a problem they could personally for like $400. I think they genuinely fear being independent, which finance is a symptom of.
>>62757458Germs are still using fax. They're boomerbrained autists like Japs are. This shit is only the case in established economies who got used to not giving a fuck and being picky because things were going great. They're not going great anymore and this will bite them in the ass.The more east you go the more accomodating they are. In Poland you'd pay with anything you want. Ironically, you wouldn't need to, because there's no gypsies and you can just carry cash.
>>62757477Realistically how will Europe deal with China?
>>62757466You want it to be your way? How about fuck off.
>>62757475Could fear of people and of economic insecurity ever leave them?
Americans always psychoanalyze Europeans like Jews or women, whereas we just call you fat or retarded kek.
>>62757425>"10% yield, what's the catch?"retard here, what is the catch?
>>62757470Half the buy pressure in the market is coming from people who don't even know what a bond is. They only know that putting money into the shit and piss will make them rich if they do it for a long time and ignore everything else.
>>62757474Venezuela investments/expansions over the coming years will put a direct competition on PBR and the price of a barrel of oil simply is going to go back down to 60-80 range again whether or not doomers want to admit it. its only a matter of time./SMG/ waits until all time record high diesel and then thinks "wow my nigger brain is telling me I should buy an oil company that is already up 100% this year"the election hype is extremely fake and gay. the two candidates are the last presidents son and the last president. the favella markets wont change much under either despite what EDUARDO COHEN says at JPM
>>62757486True, they do like going to Greece a lot to povertyspot.>>62757489We also call you fat and retarded, Klaus. We just also add the caveat of "broke".
>>62757471>>62757438how to trade that? it's only available on PINX and i cant do that
>>62757470I bought tbt at 2020
>>62757491You could be getting 20% if you were in the stock market instead
>>62757481We still use the "quality > quantity" cope but it doesn't work in all industries anymore as evidenced by the automotive industry.
>>62757470>Here's your 5.6% in inflated currency goy.
Every day every stock I own. Up and down. What was up yesterday is down today. Why don't I just sell on green days and buy on red days is beyond me.
>>62757502every single position I have is green today boss
Sell the openBuy the close
>>62757473uh w-why would anyone buy this...?
>>62757481By mentioning Tianenmen Square and Tibetan Independence.
>>62757510because it pays over 7% and its at a multi-year low?why wouldn't you buy it is the question
>>62757510>>62757513its 2 cents off the COVID low in 2020 right now lmao
>>62757493>back down to 60-80keep dreaming, bud
>>62757481ask yourself, would you go INTO that train station?
>>62757515dreaming is drawing nigger lines to 200 and thinking price go up forever. its crabbed 60-80 for the last 100 years and you think it is impossible it will return to mean.watch and learn faggot. sell oil and buy diapers
>>62757513sorry i just looked at the 5 year price range it seems pretty stable>>62757514the current administration is intent on breaking previous records it seems
>AMDShould I ape in now? Seems far far too expensive but then again, you never know.
>>62757428Based
>>62757523its very safe. its literally Benjamin Graham boomer tier shit. if there are mass defaults just remember bond holders always get paid first so these bond ETFs are resilient in any timeline. this shit is at a generational forever hold price right now with 7%+ yields
>>62756485I thought the Nips had enough class that even their brothels banned gaijin from accessing their services.
>>62757481The train station was built on Serbia:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novi_Sad_railway_station_canopy_collapse
>>62757470Is he restarted
>>62757528Nope I went to Jp too, they’re hurting willing to let gaijin in now.
>>62757522u sound like a mad 140 kmb baggie, i am in massive profit, you can't teach me anything
>>62757528They're falling apart and there's more whores than ever with not enough clients to ride.
>>62757522I know everybody on 4chan hates jeets more than even niggers but I am so sick of this meme, its historically inaccurate and I automatically think whoever posts this is just dumb and doesn't know about history. Hate on its on own is fine but hating while making up shit just seems sad.
>>62757534>I am in massive profitah you are indian... sirs consider the following. you make zero dollars until you realize it. they are called UNREALIZED gains. they aren't even real. you have to click the sell button before they come real.
>>62757537sirs you need to wash hands and not poop in public. how can you let millions die and you just keep shitting on the ground sirs? why wont you clean your hands sirs? what the fuck is wrong with you
>>62757538oh wow you are really mad, you know that kmb is going to 60-70 range, right?
Now they are using semis money as well to pump the rest of the market, that's why semis are crabing
>>62757532>>62757536I guess the economy is doing badly everywhere.
>>62757528It's a meme for a place like Tokyo, Yakuza get butthurt about it and they run some of the sketchier rural brothels. It's the same deal with some of the bathhouses.
If you think about it, Middle East and Central Asia are synonyms
>>62757543>KMB is going to single digit p/e(X) but if it does I would just buy more sirs.
>>62757539>>>/pol/Go back to your containment retard
>>62757537It's a meta joke laughing at the delusions your countrymen have about the Raj.
>>62757506Tomorrow it will be red broski
>>62757549shut the fuck up
deadass spcx run reminds of when it first ipo'dshit ran from 160 somthing to 225 and then plummetedit wont be the same as that time but its just the similarities are the same
>>62757549the internet is not for indians. this is a no niggers and Indians zone. the internet was so much better when it was just white people and Asians that played StarCraft.you are the one that needs to go back Ranjeesh
>>62757547I am thinkin about that now that you mention it
>>62757537I don't get it. What is that picture supposed to be?
I've been buying GGLL a lot lately. Do I start buying Amazon or continue with google?
>>62757562we tried to teach them how to clean themselves and act like humans but it turns out all they are good for is attracting flies
>>62757553Oh look the tranny hair dresser is here. No wonder why I can tell this thread sucks
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62757568No
>>62757566Put a quarter in, get a random 0dte play. I could see why you would pass and go for skeeball instead. Let em play
Saw my crush hug some guy during work. Want to break this guy's legs. I can't take it anymore bros.
>>62757568Based.>>62757570Go be grumpy on /bant/
HOLY SHIT IM MAKING MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dwyer, ever relevant
>>62757572At least you're green today.
>>62757545yes there have been news reports about it for months now about how lots of their women are moving to austrailia to serve as prostitutes because theres no money in japan for them to work fori surmised that there would be so much competition for austrailian dicks that all the asian women would start physically fighting each other openly and it woul escalate into underground no holds barred fighting matches between women because you can get people who covet money to do anything for itanything
>>62757564Amazon hasn't treated me well. It's stuck in a range just crabbing. I feel like they're getting fucked by fuel prices a lot.
>>62757562Youre lucky, my friend that you haven’t been to /pol/. From what I understand, its a fantasy they cooked up on that board: that when the British ruled South Asia, they used to put jam on one of the native men while they played golf so that all the flies would go to him and not bother them. As you can imagine, this never happened.
>NCLHOOOOOOooooooo niggers I told you about CCL. I told you. it pumped 20% and I sold them i told you NCLH was nextOOOooooooo
>>62757568I admire the autism that keeps you posting this.
>>62757577Yeah at least I'm green todayALONE
NIGGER TUESDAY
AND NOW AMD IS DUMPING MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAAA
>>62757580I am waiting till Anthropic announces their IPO date. Something is bound to happen to amazon then.
Apparently the mom lost only $120k and then began to whore herself out. Why is money worth so much in Asia?
>ahemCEGs
>>62757581OMG hate is such a sad and repulsive thing.
>>62757564Learn from my mistake my friend. Don't buy google, they aren't doing so hot on the AI end, where they are spending most of their money. I don't know how good their latest model is that they released after nearly an entire year of nothing but I would say buy more google at your own risk. Amazon has a better bull case than google right now.
>the NLST schizo was right
GGs to the Netlist holders, pleased for you guys
>>62757595holy fuck... I sold way too early. lmao
>>62757582is we going on a cruise?
>mfw green open
>finally breaking even after holding a -45% bag
>>62757602CCL gives a $100 cruise credit if you have 100 shares.I will not be going on any cruises I don't even drink I just like shitcoin tickers and think oil cant be $10000000000 forever like the Indians that post here
>>62757594I haven't watched the show yet but in the manga she offed herself after working too hard trying to repay the debt.
I bought MU at 1069 instead of vistra at 135 last week
$600k NW at 31, how the fuck do I see my peers driving nice cars and going on nice vacations yet i’m living paycheck to paychecj?
>>62757594It's more about Japanese salaries. She yolo'd around the government-recommended amount for retirement, about 10-15 years of average wagie savings or so.
https://youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo
>>62757594An incredible sum considering Japanese earn like $20k average
>>62757611Im double that and still living at home, broke. Just remember the more the flex wealth the less they have. I try explaining this to some of my friends and they just see a Maserati and think THAT is indicative of NW, not debt.
>>62757578Its really sad when you think about it..Young women whoring themselves out for a few pieces of paper, I blame it on the men who failed as fathers.
>>62757566Who you calling tranny, poster who's so ignorant he's never even met his father?
NVAX smiggers. Where are we heading? Sizzlers again tonight?
>>62757601They got them big contracts, mang. So, I don't think any of these big energy contracts are backed by big, multi-year contracts for fuel supply. Might be the next move, I can't say. I stay long glowie rocks.
SOXL sisters wooooooooo
On a scale from 1 to 10, how relevant for financial markets is this webm?
ATH BTWBears may apologize now
>>62757572This isn't high school anymore anon, go ask her out. You are an adult now.
>>62757594literally non-issuejapanese women were historically all aspiring to be prostitutes so it's not as jarring as it seems especially in this day and agethat said the manga's suicide was a far better end because it showed the mother couldnt bear the shame of being a dummy whereas becoming a prostitute means her concept of shame and responsibility is non-existent
>>62757624>Anime-4/10
>>62757621CEG had some really weird movements last week. 2x +/- 5% days to try to shake people out at the bottom... hilarious... I figured it was about to break to the downside then they nigger pumpI'm sure at some point CEG will get exposed in some type of scandal because they are such a shitcoin ticker and its hilarious they market themselves as part of the AI trade and have a 2x leveraged ticker. very shitcoin energy from a energy company.anyways I like that ticker a lot but I'm sure it will be 240 again soon and I'll buy it again :D
>>62757624Fuck bros I shouldve listened to you and buy SPCX
>>62757625Sorry this is the top, hope you unloaded everything
>uber green start to weekThis spells red for the rest of the week. Reversion to the mean.
>>62757633Fuck you Bobo
>>62757619You, you're the tranny. The fact you can't resist being an attention seeking tripfag and changed your trip is proof enough, but the look makes it even more apparent
the spcx run might be a ploy to protect all the people who accumulated during the summerif the stock is due for a dunkening come thursday to friday close it should be a dunkening from like 200 which wont hugely affect the vast majority of share holders
Deploy the troops!
>MU admits they are lieing stealing jeet faggots and have to pay infinity billion dollars forever>down 0.1%cant wait until it pumps again so the CEO can redeem on you guys again
>>62757639Oh no he actually is a tranny!
DRAM is dying
VOO is thriving once again
>>62757639>>62757648I took the name from the New York Islanders defenseman, but that poster is black, which means he doesn't know how to skate or hockey boss.
>>62757651the whole point of DRAM was getting jewed for fees to buy SK Hynix and now you can buy SKHY directly without getting taxed fees.its an obsolete instrument that had a purpose for like 2 months
My SPY calls are up bigly
MY PUTS ARE PRINTING!!is what i would be saying if this was a rational market
Thank you mister President.
just bought some biotech
>>62757582is that sector just seasonal?it would be the perfect season for it right now
>>62757656Cmon baggie, you should be proud of coming out to all of us. You're fucking OBSESSED with this place after. Stop acting like a little baby
In the past 3 years, datacenterfags like me have held through 3 ~50% corrections.
>>62757660>>62757661I have SPY puts expiring tomorrow going to SHIT. I didnt think the ATH would be while I had open contracts, but the reversal will be after close today into the overnight.. Or im going back to work. Whichever happens first.
>>62757660Same. Bought the bottom dump, if we get another day like tomorrow I'll be riding high. I have a feeling though a dump is coming, whether orange nigger opens his mouth or not who knows
OMG NEW ATH VOTE RED
>>62757664the charts are all move on FUD. if you trade cruises you will get headlines about random virus outbreaks in Zimbabwe. the price of diesel. lawsuits from people dieing on boats. its nonstop giga fud so they all float around 10 p/e. moving based on tankers getting blown up on the other side of the world for some reason.CCL just had earnings and they beat/raised. 16 consecutive quarters of beating projections. they are 50% booked out for 2027 and said they had no problem absorbing the costs of all time high diesel prices
>>62757669Wtf I'm headed to the ballot box rn!!!1!!
>>62757454Nope
>>62757568>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
this doesn't feel like a ATH...
>>62757581Yes sar! What they say is lies sar, it is we who put the jam on the british sar!
Photonics shit is up bigly
>>62757663Medivir
>>62757677it does.. they always Jew pump to highs when things are really bad. probably some legit happenings we just never hear about going on in Yemen right now or whatever.
>>62757568Based.
>>62757665Yeah sure whatever.
>>62757677>this doesn't feel like a ATH...because it isnt... for GRRR... yet...
>>62757670RCL and VIK both bottomed out around the same timeyou think theres more upside through the winter? sorta silly question i know
AHHHH WHY DIDNT I BUY VISTRA LAST WEEK
>>62757688RCL just bought a stake in Sandals resorts or some shit. they probably have the most upside and they have the most sound balance sheet.the market hates when companies spend money so that's when they hit a 52 week low recently when they announced the Sandals deal.
I am down today :c
Holy space is pooomping I only just slurped on these pullbacks too
The battle for $780
>>62757684yea this does feel like ATH's its just usually bonds arent in freefall, usually the freefall happens and then the ATHs come as a result of stepping in to save bonds. nobody has stepped in yet and markets still rallying
>>62757692how can you be down when both soxl and spcx are pumping?
>>62757549look at this smelly seething jeet
>>62757694Buyers losing to sellers. Market opened to hot and will settle at 778/79 until the afternoon
ATHs and CNBC over here talking about debt crisis
>>62757693Yeah didn't you hear? They actually statrted a colony on Mars and lots of minerals and metals are being mined off of asteroids. Also space data centers. Its so nice to see when peoples investments finally pay off.
>>62757696shipping companies & oil
>>62757695I think they are going to fuck tbonds all the way until the FOMC at the end of the month to squeeze the shit out of Kevin so that he wont raise ratesits a game of chicken
and just like that I went from big green to slightly red for the day
>>62757659SKHY is also getting shreked today
>>62757703fuck man
>>62757703you are like 6 months late
>>62757703kek
>>62757707I just woke up and bought. Sorry, Bros.
Thank you elon musk
GOOGL is doing worse that fucking CVX
How are you down on shipping?BWET is pumping to the point it has me a little concerned
>>62757718
>>62757723I think because oil is down and shipping has been tightly coupled to oil recently
the rotation has started. I told you niggers.they are going to sell the oil and sell the mag7 and buy the cheapies. they are buying all the cheapies. everything was so cheap except for meme stocks and mag7 shit. they are redeeming the META/GOOG and buying the diapers and Pepsi cola
I should have bought intcel after they announced the government was purchasing their stock to keep them afloat. In hindsight I was a bit retarded to assume that it would continue dying despite having the full backing of the US government.
>>62757729Pep may be a buy actually
>>62757736earnings Thursday morning. its at a 5 year low right now. I think its going to nigger pump its been fudded way too hard
>>62757739I checked and last quarter they were up on earnings right? Why is it so niggerlow
XLU
>>62757736>>62757739Have you had a bag of doritos lately?They have been struggling for a while, they were red on like half of their last 10 earnings report. I think they are gonna be red this time too.
>>62757744Yeah I had some doritos, what, 3 weeks ago? They taste the same
>>62757741yes they beat last quarter and then drilled>why are they downrecord diesel pricesrecord aluminium pricesthe most recent fud was they announced a 5% price hike in 2027 and the media went rampant with inflation boogie man stories because potato chips are going to cost 30 cents more next yearthere is also this bitch at JPM in charge of goyslop pricing and she is super anti PEP.also there is the narrative by biotech shills that keep saying Eli Lilly is going to create a future where people don't eat goyslop (lmao)
>>62757549Indian executives drive down shareholder value, which is highly relevant to a general about the stock market. Anons deserve to be informed before investing in a jeetrified company.
>>62757748I was talking more about the amount rather than the taste.
>>62757749Are people really taking that GLP1 future of skinny healthy people seriously? And even if it does come true surely the billion dollar megacorp will be most ideally placed to start making vegan protein wraps or whatever anyway rightanyway I've heard enough. I'm in PEP now
Lmao got lucky and bought 780Ps near ATH and that was risky but desu it could have went either way. Closed and now 11% up on my port.
>>62757611>how the fuck do I see my peers driving nice cars and going on nice vacations yet i’m living paycheck to paychecj?Because their bank accounts are probably negative kek
my lil AVGO stock doin sum
>>62757470>every social media (((financial expert))) shilling bondsYou’re not fooling anyone, Bessent. Nobody except the Fed/Treasury is buying the 30Y until it hits 10%. Every premarket tamp to keep the 10Y under 5.3% is immediately sold into once real volume shows up and this is after the 5% line in the sand was blown out. Should’ve considered not entering another kikeslave war that either stays stalemated, drying up vassal state bond buyers that can’t sell their oil due to the pool being closed, or escalates running up the debt to even less sustainable levels. Now go get your fuckin shinebox.
>>62757755GLP1 shit made a lot of kikes billions of dollars so that narrative isn't going anywhere and its directly impacting goyslop stock prices across the boardthere aren't any good tickers to gamble on with earnings this week.... so maybe if nothing else PEP pumps because its the only thing to gamble on lmao>>62757557
