Macron vs Micron edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62760821
If orange nigger tacos we could end the day green.
i only have 10% of my folio parked in SGOV. i'm scared bros
>Scott Bessent's volcanic temper laid bare: Trump's money man 'hurled binder at wall and screamed profanities at deputy' as SEVEN top officials exit
TTWOchads, will you sell when GTA 6 drops or hold until they introduce online?
>1h RSI goes green>OMG BUY BUY BUY>meanwhile yesterday red for hours from red into red back to red
>>62761441I sleep easy knowing that smart hard working zionist faggot pedophile drug addicted botched cosmetic surgery retard "patriots" are totally in control
I don’t get how niggas are broke. I went to a meh college, stayed at home. Now I got $600k and on track to retire early.It really wasn’t that hard. I just by VOO and chill maybe some higher risk stuff. I go abroad on vacation 2x a year.
WE ARE RECOOOOVERING
You call that a dip bobo? Pfft, that's nothing. It's so tiny it's almost cute. I barely even noticed. Pathetic.
>>62761444I will trim at 220 and exit at 240 whenever that happens. I don't have a date I have a price target.
I'm getting margin called if this bounce doesn't hold
Do I take the 100% gain on my spy calls, or keep holding?
>>62761252Speaking of suicides, did anon ever got close online to someone doing it? I was in a discord related to one of the creative boards where a guy said he's gonna blow his brains out (I have screen of that message) and I think he actually followed through.Anyways buy SOXL or something
OIL is dropping, my basterds. Thank you, sar Bessent, aka Molecule Man.
>>62761432What an absolute shambles.
>>62761464
See? I told you. Down to the minute.>>62761017
>>62761467I think John Rocker killed himself after he went to jail for attacking those mexicans
Imagine actually being British holy shit. You have to wake up and go "Mum I'm starvin', what's for breakfast?" and she unironically goes "I'M MAKIN YOUR FAVORITE BLOOD PUDDING DEARIE". I'd fucking neck
>>62761477Based, brother. It's for posters like you that I come to /biz/. Getting sick of these panicans
>>62761444I think the chart might act a bit unconventional just to fuck with retail that thinks we're still doing covid patterns. Gamedev pumps are already no longer mostly pre-release, they also like to happen post-release. There might be no reentry opportunity after selling the pump. Or maybe they'll reverse psychology contrarians and just do the usual.
>>62761451Ok but have you ever blown 10k in a meth fueled weasel pinning session? Do you even live bro
>>62761488they already dumped it 30% and set it to turbo crab for weeks. its moving as fake and gay as you could possibly ever imagine
am I supposed to keep hodling my 6-month flat bogleheads funds or what I literally don't know what I'm doingbuying now seems unwiseselling also seems unwise
>>62761483>be bongish>try to neck>OI U GOT A LOICENSE FER THAT ROPE M8?
>>62761489meth is cheap and weasels are free. how did you blow 10k?
Reminder, vintage is what you want to buy if you’re going to invest in Pokemon cards. 1999-2006 max.
>>62761500VOO or whatever? just DCA every -3% or some shit. just put in buy orders at -3% and go play golf dude no point even looking at that shit
>>62761500The entire point of bogling is that the ETFs do all the selling and rebalancing for you. All you have to do is just keep buying. You never sell.
>>62761466Depends on how much you made. I think this could be the top but I suspect orange nigger will taco, just a hunch
>>62761494Yeah my gamedev positions are being steered in a similar way as well. A weird pump way before release and then a dump right before. Seems like weak hands fleecing and accumulation, or maybe nobody fucking trusts bideogaymz anymore.
i've had it with these monkey fighting stocks on this monday to friday market
>>62761505You got me anon it wasn't meth weasels it was Japanese whoores. I've never done meth I can't even handle weed
Just got back from printing some more oil. Hope you guys enjoy.
>>62761467Can you imagine how a person might actually not want to be party to that and furthermore wouldn't want to use social media designed for kids?
>>62761457You don't think it's gonna go higher than that?
>>62761451>humble-bragging about living like a NPC
>>62761518its a shakedown of retail like usual. it will randomly nigger pump 15% one day and then retail will fomo the top. its just how the markets work man
>>62761451>go abroadWhats his name?
>>62761500buy leveraged shit instead. live a little
>>62761528probably but if I can bag 10-20% I'm not gonna be a greedy nigger I just realized the gains and go gamble on something elseI don't even really give a fuck about GTA6 I just think its going to nigger pump.
>>62761517I pulled the trigger. It fell from 95% to 75% and I think this is the top for the day.
>Silver below $60topkek, remember how silver bros were spamming this board when it was $120?wnder how mnay of them necked themselves.
>CVX why did I get memed into buying this shit
>>62761508Only if your goal is to flip them within years max. All "collector" shit has insane time pressure on it. Unless it's a precious metal or incunabula or similar shit.
>>62761546they just go into hibernation until 20 years later when its $140 and then they buy the top again
>>62761521Wait a minute this isn't oil...this is CUM!!Bussyant you spicy faggot where did you find 96 million barrels of cum??
>>62761525what kind of sentiment are you trying to convey here? "discord bad I'm above it" or something like that?
>>62761552
>>62761521Fucking based. He might be a little bit oily and shaky, don't know why so many homosexuals are shaky, but whatever, he is a musician and can print OIL MOLECULES out of thing air. EX NIHILO.
>>62761549if only Odyssey was modern legal this shit could make Amulet Titan Great Again boss.Buy Hasbro
We're now even above market open, lmao
crazy how every stock i own is red
>>62761546Despite my best advice, my mother bought some $30k worth of physical silver between 85 and 75/oz because of her survivalist sister and brother-in-law.She'd have had a better return just repairing her house.
>>62761467My friend took a nosedive off the 7th floor but it wasn't directly related to the market. It was indirectly motivated by a lack of financial independence though, as his parents were religious nutjobs.
>>62761546Silvaar jeets get what they deserve.
>>62761565why didnt he just get a job lol
WMT single handedly keeping my portfolio green.
>>62761546Those were all just FOMOing dipshits. Real people that stack PMs have a legit mental illness, they will NEVER sell. I think it's because it requires you to pick up a tangible object and bring it to some sweaty jew in a cash4gold store to actually sell it, but most people refuse no matter how high silver goes. I have an uncle that has like 300k worth of silver with a cost basis of probably 10-12$/oz and I told him to sell it when it was over 100/oz and he adamantly refused. Dude could have paid off his mortgage or doubled his silver but instead he'll probably die surrounded by shiny rocks that he used for nothing. Dragon sickness is real.
>>62761567Very good chance his religious nutjob parents raised him in social isolation and didn't teach him how to navigate the world as an adult.
>>62761467Neighbour down the street from my childhood home drove himself and his family off a cliff, didn’t really know him but my parents did, apparently woke up his family in the middle of the night to get them in the car before doing a joint suicideLater turned out he had massive debts which his wife didn’t know about and he basically got the final warning letter that day
Would you rather:1) MU goes to 20002) Get your dick sucked by a 10/10 who loves you
Guys...
>>627615751 because that’s actually possible for an incel freak like me
>>62761573Literally me.But if you're willing to go through some pain you can eek out a living in the real world.
>>62761546Now is unironically a good time to buy silver and gold miners.
>>62761483Beginner level racist, English people hate black pudding because it’s Scottish and they’re little bitches
>>62761577If 1 then 2 might become possible for you bb
MELI
Gambling account getting raped and gapedGood lord I wish I had a stop loss in place before
>>62761567Extreme social anxiety. He was trying to get through uni but failed twice. It was free since we're euros, but I think his parents gave him an ultimatum to stop and get a job at that point. Thing is he was probably terrified of being a low-end McWagie that has to deal with people, so he threw himself off a building. It was very premeditated and planned, took him like 4 hours between leaving the house and dying. He drove pretty far away so nobody could find him on time.
>>62761575Easily 2 because that would be a unicorn situation. There’s always another stock to trade.
My first ever pokeymane card investment
>>62761467Not a suicide, but a mutual friend of a group of guys I used to play League of Legends with a couple nights a week died when a stairwell collapsed. We always talked about meeting up and doing something IRL because we all lived in like a 15 mile radius, but he's like why do that when we can just get our own dugs and alcohol and get as fucked up as (((Baggie))) does while he's playing. First time I saw what he looked like was from the photos at his funeral.
>>62761587Love me MELI pump. Simple as.
>>62761588if it's that bad just buy more
Is Micron Technology (MU) still a good buy?
>>62761592shaking my baka head at you bro
Alright gang I bought spy calls at the bottom and cashed it. 700 to 4500, and send 2500 to an account I can't touch to gamble more. Go ahead and let it pump, I'm proud of myself for having self control.
>>62761592The only cards that matters are the charlizards, everything else is just illiquid shit boss.
>>62761546I do remember
>>62761588Were you the fella from yesterday that is going on the cruise? Did ya buy the ticket?
>>62761592legendary pokemon and only 70 hp? wtf
>>62761589Sad story.
>>62761555>why are fags shakyamphetamines. they all do meth and eat shit for the most part. extremely degenerate people
>>62761602No, I had cruise stocks in the past though in the pre-rape times
schizoid stock
I boughted silver at 30 in 2020 and sold around 75 in April ish. I couldn't find where I buried it in January but I consider that a successful trade. I will buy more at 30 again. I like the sound silver coins make when you flip them
>>62761573If he was white with 3 digit IQ there's no excuse they have millions of jobs made for immigrants and blacks they literally explain everything and hold your hand through it why didn't you tell him these kinds of jobs existed
>>62761601>bobo rekt in AnusaraFound the buck broken bobo
>ANF
ilu LLY
>>62761611>tfw sneed and mu are slowly pushing me toward a crab day
>>62761589Sounds like what killed him was wanting it easy, not misery
>>62761605It's called power creep. If you know anything about MTG, you look at Jackal Pup from Tempest, and then you look at Ragavan from Modern Masters and it's like the same fucking shit.
>>62761572my grand dad left my dad a ton of physical gold and he redeemed it a coin merchant for a housemy dads a boomer though so he will die with a reverse mortgage and maxed out credit cards and $0 in his checking
>>62761615Many people were socially conditioned to think such jobs are HELL and don't realize how chill and easy so many of them are (especially if you have actual patern recognition)
>>62761574Guys, I will not warn you again: sell your stocks, lock in some gains, pay your taxes, and get ready to play GTA 6 and be a better man.
>>62761592Wanna buy my Clefairy, I'd say it's a PSA 6. trust me bro
>>62761620It was, yeah. If he was any other person he'd just leave. His younger sister did exactly that, but she was more normal. I'm pretty sure he was burdened with whatever mental illness made his parents into hyperchristians.
What's the hottest dip to buy today?
My tendency over this year has been downwards so far. Is this just me or everyone else too?
>>62761633it was a difficult year with all the missiles, the strait, the temper tantrums...
>>62761633up 106,4% so far this year. almost all my money is in a semiconductor etf (europoor version)
>>62761631girls always turn out less autistic because chads approach them and dick them down and show them what non autism lifestyle looks likeautistic guys just goon all day and post about needing a 10x on SOXL
>>62761633I'm up 40%. between the easiest broad market slurps of my entire life and AI just going crazy it's been the easiest year ever to make money. I don't know how you manage to be having a downward year unless you're a libtard or a brown 5th columnist.
>>62761627Grand Tranny Auto?I'm not playing your faggot games
>>62761633>>62761642if you are red while the markets are up 25% ytd and at an ATH you really should just boggle and stop picking shit
>>62761640Men conquer the world by conquering women; women conquer the world by conquering men
>>62761635I just keep buying, ill take these years as prolongued discount season>>62761639Good for you, me personally, i dont do that sort of plays
>>62761640this isn't even true, girls are just diagnosed way less often because there's a line that separates things that are retarded and things acceptable for normal boys, but with girls, there's a ton of overlap.
>>62761633For the whole year? We had a pretty good run, if you bought the big dippa or just held through it. Just look at the S&P and the RSP. If you've been crabbing since June with a little bump, pretty much everything has. If you have a bunch of midcaps, you've probably been sliding down with yields pressuring them. If you didn't get ahead with the big run up in the first part of the year, I think you probably ought to look at why that is.
>>62761633Its going down and Ive been shedding shares of everything, but Gold/Silver really boosted me from Jan-Apr.>The last 2 months have been utter shit though.
Are troons good hairdressers? If I had need of a good cut, I think I'd trust a fag, but idk about a troon desu.
>>62761646Half my portfolio is Etoro, i havent been paying attention to the markets because college and work and getting /fit/ and shitI didnt see this slump coming
>>62761655>LEVI
>>62761656>good cutI'd imagine a troon being a bad barber because they always take off too much
>>62761661>ETOR>headquarters Tel Aviv>50% of your portfoliolmao. lol. hahahahahhahahah
>>62761478lol>>62761583Its so over
>>62761623With easy avenues for promotion as the only white soon you're making the schedule and get to put all the boons on the weekend (lol)
>>62761661>Half my portfolio is EtoroNigguh. Why?
>>62761647New Trudeau quote just dropped
>>62761669I wanted to sell it at 40 dollars
Mongoloid retards speculating on printed pokemon cards thinking it’s investing is pretty funny. You can only invest in a productive asset. We need a crash to wipe out the normie retards from all markets.
>>62761661>I didn't see this slump comingThat's the neat part, you will never see a slump coming. Pick a broad index fund if you're a busy guy. If you want to pick and choose you'll want to invest more time and energy into the market.
>>62761666Well, im going to diversify a bit now, still not selling that shit even if takes me a handfull of years
>>62761655Who comes up with the tickers? Do they have a dedicated jeet ticker slave?
>>62761675>That's the neat part, you will never see a slump coming.I see all the slumps coming, nothing even surprises me anymore boss.
>>62761628>not 1st edition NGMI
>>62761681it doesn't count if you just meet up at the synagogue on Saturdays and everyone talks about what they are shorting next week
>>62761682its fucking base set 2, like I remember when I bought my charlizard, the guy was trying to talk me into a fucking base set 2 charlizard, and I was like bro, I need the og charlizard, I ain't falling for that base set two bull shit.
>>62761674My buddy does MTG content. He showed me what I THOUGHT was his trading account.>MFW he digitally catalogued his collection>MFW it was worth ~35k>MFW he has a wife, kids, 2 cars and a mortgage>MFW its his primary source of incomeIts getting dark out there for normies..
wagiebros...
>>62761688I experience fatigue every single night around 10 pm, sometimes later. I demand reperations
>>62761683If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack to sit in the synagogue and prayAnd maybe have a seat by the Eastern wallAnd I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every dayAnd that would be the sweetest thing of allAh
>>62761687i sold like 15,000 of cards in 2010 that would have been worth 50,000 by 2020. old magic shit is super liquid and crazy expensiveI was buying dual lands for $20 in 2007 and they are over $1000 now.Hasboro is getting increasingly desperate for more money and is a failing company though so they will eventually crash and burn when all the old rich players die and none of the kids are dropping $50k to play a card game
>BULL
REAKING: The U.S. Treasury will buy back up to $6 billion of its longer-dated debt on Thursday, per BBGIt comes as the 30-year yield sits near its highest level since 2002
>>62761584I'm not racist, I just think the British are twats
Okay I think I finally understand why gif related happens. Especially when a stocks goes nowhere all day, and suddenly it moves whenever you buy or sell. It's not just algos or a fund fucking you over, this happens of course and anyone knows the drill by now, but it's actually more grim. The truth is that, indeed the meme is true, the markets is JUST algos. Literally 100% algos. Like, zero humans. Which is why a stock does basically nothing all day, and when YOU personally buy, you are the FIRST human that bought that day.This is fucking grim.
>>62761682How about this one nigga, huh? (this card exists only in 1st)
kek
>>62761711sounds like you are just a bad trader
>>62761711My theory is the day is all algos and the humans go to work during after hours
>>62761591there's always a next girl...
>>62761696I know Hasbro is making MTG fans seethe right now, not sure how to make money off it via participation or passive, but I can see a lot of money getting thrown around.>I prefer /k/ shit to /tg/ shit, but I love the /tg/ homies im friends with and hope they prosper.
And suddenly there is a correlation between bonds and stocks again, but only when it's going up, dogshittrashgarbagefaggot
>>62761711>its all botsno shit dudeone thing I like about HOOD and I would suggest that you guys use it as well is one of their newer features>Trending Stocksso every hour HOOD updates the "trending stocks" list and its a list of companies that have the most humans clicking on them and viewing the ticker. its incredibly fucking based the HOOD provides this information to goyim because hedge fund faggots love this type of shit. this is when the nigger pumps and dumps happen when there is peak goyim eyes on a ticker.
>>62761441I do thisbut I don't put my cock in other men's butts.
wtfwt?!
>>62761441Heh, they really are women brained.
>>62761729Idk, I was shit posting and missed the TTM_Squeeze going into poomp mode.>Thanks Obama.
>temp job riding my balls to complete onboarding>going to interview for actual job, don't know why they wanted to interview me as I have little qualification for their role but HEY>if I had full ported sandisk in december 22 2025 like I thought about doing I would have made at least 100kShit shit shitshit shit shit>>62761584It's in the full english though.
>>62761633
All the McDonald's in my area recently got bulletproof glass at the counter. Just some info because some of you are hold McDonalds
>>62761736
>>62761729Trump is live, probably saying somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3GJ8o_qZHQ
>>62761736BullishCheaper insurance
the american goddess
>>62761739let us know if he's ordering nukes or some thing thanks
>>62761615I didn't know the guy.
>>62761742actual fucking demonic shit in the Whitehouse nowadays. hilarious.
>>62761739>Trump is liveWe don't know for how much longer though.
>>62761742THE FUCK.>Bissent should huck a binder at that..
>>62761739Jesuschrist, the power of Trump. I know many of you are luddites and panicans and suffer from TDS, but the moment he started speaking, OIL went Under 100 dollars. He's a musician.
wtf a binder just flew over my house
Unironically almost every single stock just goes up and down up and down and very rarely much more up than down. Unironically if I have 5-10 rotating like that and just sell then on green days and buy on red days and never make the mistake of not following that rule will I just make money? Enlighten me.I mean sure some of them take maybe a couple of days to turn from green to red, but they always turn at some point. Sure I might be stuck with Nike for 5 years, in a worst case scenario, but that's only 1 out of the 10 holdings.
>>62761738This one is so fucking great with audio.>This the sign, I see, on my way to work>WELCOME... TO NIGGER TOWN
>>62761742She needs the mar-a-lago bog.
>>62761735Im an history student, hen to pan
what are we buying before close?
>>62761757Why did this lady turn herself into jigsaw
>>62761762pfizer
>>62761756Fuckin japmoot doesn't even let us have sound in the current year+14
>incoming package from outside of EU>asked to provide all kinds of documents for the privilege of paying import VAT and release of a bunch of hobby shitFuck this shit each year it's getting more expensive and invasive to receive things from abroad
>>62761764she got the call
>>62761758>an history
Thanks for the free money goyim
>>62761742wtf
>>62761772Cut some slack, he never said he was an English student.
>>62761777>not "a English student" YA BLEW IT
>>62761767Nipoot didnt even make /pol/ for a golden ticket to the island, either.>This timeline STINKS ON ICE
>>62761778I never said I was going to pretend to be retarded....
>>62761768my last shipment from China got returned to china because of some anti dumping form that kikes in Washington created. I've ordered from the company multiple times over the years and never had to deal with the bullshit I am dealing with now. Going to have to eat like $600 in shipping to get it returned again.
>>62761768Come home to america, norwegianfuck
>>62761742Is this the drag queen storytime I've been hearing about?
>>62761782Pretend?
>>62761787
>>62761781Holy shit that just made me imagine fagmoot (regular moot) singing the Willy Wonka I got a golden ticket song, but about epstain isle.
>>62761782You're tripfag is an Isles player and it isnt even Okposo or Tavares. Maybe not retarded, but you got a touch of something, anon...
>>62761791Okipokie, and Johnny Retard aren't even Islanders anymore.
So, any news from Trump? He's speaking right fucking now
>>62761768> picgood thing ai is here to save himall that bereaucratic horsehit could get done within a split second
>>62761777I think my english is decent enough for someone who was self-taught
Stop talking about le hecking pokemom and fix my portfolioWHY IS IT ALL RED THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>62761801even Americans can speak English (sort of), its a tard-tier language
>>62761794But they were my favorites AND were the studs when I lived across the street form the Coliseum.>I had fun throwing beer bottles at Isles fans that were too cheap to park in the lot from my porch
>>62761802its a small price to pay for the safety of Israel. we cant let Iran get nuclear weapons. they are only 2 weeks away from having a nuclear bomb but trump saved the people of Israel. say thank you
Bonds auction right now
>>62761802Slurp defense contractors.
another day of reading /smg/ and thinking about making money but not actually buying or selling anything yayyy
>>62761808Thank you for saving Telaviv
>>62761796I already used AI to generate some papers they asked from me but guess what they need more papers cause apparently you are assumed guilty until proven otherwise and invasive KYC/AML is cool and normal
So why is memory up
>>62761807I was always more of a Matt Martin, Boychuk & Leddy show enjoyer... My best friend played with Kyle Okposu in a Youth league for like top prospects back when we were all in high school.
>>62761809So uhh what does this mean for the price of diesel and food
>>62761813>but not actually buying or selling anythingthat's actually a good thing ...provided you already have a good position open
>>62761809money printer needs no bond buyers he just wants to PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT
>>62761817Did you try telling them you're a brown Muslim who hates the west? Or you're a jeet seeking revenge for colonialism?
I give up. Fuck it. I'm just gonna buy a bunch of random shit and hope something turns green by the end of the week.
>>62761825I don't remember
>>62761825MU was found guilty of fraud and agreed to pay a settlement. very bullish.
DNUT
>>62761836So what about sandiskIs sandisk anon still around
>>62761802just buy sso and qld and stop worrying about it. they will go up eventually. they will beat the market.
>>62761834wait till friday to buy up spcxthat runoff you saw startng on last thursday will come again but you just ahve to wait for the entry on fridayanything in the 150s, if it gets that low is good
>>62761807THAT ROOF IS 10 YEARS PAST REPLACEMENT. IT LEAKS RIGHT NOW I GUARANTEE IT.
>>62761848I like QLD alot but you don't buy it at ATH you wait for a dump to start the position and you sell it at ATHthis is the way.
>>62761855>this is the wayNo it isn't. You dca in and you close your eyes and you stop worrying about it.
>>62761853I havent lived there in 14 years.>The fucking tree through it didnt help either.>>62761826Based. I met DiPietro a few times through school friends. Not your best tendy, but he was chill af. Always liked him on the ice.
Look at this.Trump announced a $6.6 billion government investment in defense company Anduril.1789 Capital, where Donald Trump Jr. is a partner, took a major stake in Anduril in June 2025.Since then, Anduril has won 135 other government contracts worth about $1.8 billion
>>62761649>>62761635S and P is up 14% year to date don't know what you're talking about
>>62761858low IQ goyim behavior. people do this for 20 years then they sell everything on a -90% dump right before they are ready to "live up their prime years of their life" at 60+ years old
Gonna post another pic of my shit soon
Fuck I shoulda slurped more MU in the morning. Oh well, back to 1050 tomorrow.
>>62761860We're still paying him.
>dont stay awake for market open>miss easy gains>stay awake for market open>nothing happens-_- im tired of this
>>62761867I still trust myself and what im doing, i just need to rebuild my portfolio after seeling most of it to pay tuitions and buy a car
do you guys know any fun browser games that I can play when I am bored at work?
My niggas in /smg/, I now announce that i am officially shorting crude oil. I still feel like we will fly off to near 150 in the far future, but I also believe that we will bounce to near 80 first. God bless you all, and my God bless my short too
>>62761883https://www.chess.com/home
>>62761889chess sucks
>>62761884That's WTI Crude Oil btw.Also, Campbell Soup is now near its initial floor (back in 1994). I feel good DCA-ing this stuff hehe
>>62761891you only say that because you suck at chess. here this is a cool browser game.https://lichess.org/training/daily
>>62761883There are many web browser emulators. Play some retro games like snes or sanic 3
>>62761891its sheer aggression and enforcing your will/dominance on mostly Indians by proving to them you are objectively smarter than they are. its pretty fun if you are good at it and you can shitpost in chat10/10 best game on earth
>>62761895>Campbell Soupwhat's their moat like? do they fill it with soup?
>People panic sold that extremely homosexual MU dumpCould never be me
>>62761895>buying CPBdude... their own CEO said its "not real food" and that "only poor retards would buy this shit"
>>62761896i picked it up during covid and eventually found it to be tiresome. too many jeets. once i finally got good enough to beat all the ones who play the endless string of opening traps, i ran in to the intermediate tier where they do things like spam the chat and constantly send you draw offers when they're losing, run down their clock making you wait 10 minutes before you win by default.
ammo prices are going up again. maybe it's the copper and lead.
>>62761904>only poor retards would buy this shit>Population of poor retards keeps increasingWhat's your point?
>>62761907>1600 eloyeah man at that rating its the pseuds that just memorize openings. its like 90% Indian incels that study hundreds of hours of memorized lines but then cant play the endgame for shit and then try to grief you. you have a couple optionseitherA) play 5 minute games so they are short and the stalling is less of a thingorB) get to 1800+ so that you are in the 1% and they play with respect/value each others time
Why did I invest in crypto during a US debt crisis. Please just one more relief pump and I'll exit I swear PLEASE SOMEBODYYYYY
>>62761900It's a solved memory puzzle that plays itself once you elevate passed the initial stages. you saying it's a 10/10 just means you're a midwit
>>62761913>1600 elothose are the players who played the game the daily puzzle was taken from. my rapid rating was 2100 before i quit. which is still trash, mind you.
>>62761907I probably only play like 4 games a year. No clue what I would actually be rated if I were to play 100 games. I do like doing the daily puzzle though.
>>62761883hattrick.org
>>62761915you thinking its solved means you are a midwit. even with the best super computers on earth the game is only solved with 7 pieces or less on the board.the data set for 7 pieces solved of chess is 140 terabytes of storage.after only the first 3 moves in chess there are 121 million possible board variations.after only the first 4 moves in chess there are 288 billion possible board variations.>bro just memorize it
>>62761914BTC to 1 million when the US defaults trust the plan
>>62761923the greatest chess player to ever play the glorified tic tac toe game also says it's a memory game. I'll take what he says and what my own experience has shown over some 1800 elo'er that's never even played an online tourny
>>62761930Bobby Fischer and Magnus and everyone else with a functional brain is tired of autistic incel Indians spending billions of hours to memorize opening theory. they don't hate the game they hate the opening and its why they invented an entirely new type of chess. Fischer random or chess960. its the same game but with 960 variations of starting positions so that midwits cant try to brute force it
>>62761902Those sick fucks have been creaming chickens for years now.
>>62761917>rapid rating was 2100 before i quit. which is still trashIt's kind of crazy how it works at the top of the top. Like you would never take a single game off of a top 100 player, and then player 100 would need a serious blunder vs the guys in the top 10 to win a single game.
im down like 3000 bucks
>FNGU already recovered fully>SOXL still hemming and hawingcan semis stop fucking around for fucks sakes I need to make money
>>62761941with an ELO gap of 700 points you are expected to lose 0% of games. a 2100 could play a 2800 every day for the rest of his life and lose every game forever.2100 is already top 1% of people in the world.
>>62761945just today, or all time?either way, youll be ok ^_^
Holy shit stop talking about your fucking nerd stuff, start talking about the 4th industrial revolution or whatever it is we're experiencing.
>>62761945
>>62761950>4th industrial revolutionthe StarCraft and chess bots are getting better for what its worth.
>>62761945same but that's not that much for me. hammer candle on bonds and i think the fed minutes must have been optimistic. plenty of time in the week for this to turn around.
>>62761953Weren't they already beating humans 4 years ago?
I can't get my 5 min chess rating past 850 tops am I retarded
wtf is this
Should I just sell anything that's +1-5%? There's like a 99,9% chance it will revert...
>tfw everyone is telling me to be afraid of bond rates but I'm too stupid to understand them so I feel nothing I don't know if this is a good or a bad thing
>>62761950> 4th industrial revolutionWhere are these promised AI "productivity gains"?
>>62761633Moderna secured my entire year pretty much. But these past few months have been a downward trend, though not enough to erase my gains. I should end the year positive unless I get really heemed.
>>62761945was down 4500 today, now Im only down 3100.
>>62761957yes the best bots were already better than the best humans for a long time... but now the new bots are so much stronger they make the old bots looks like dogshithumans are learning from the bots and the game is still evolving even though its been around for 1600 years. its not tik-tak-toe like the other retard said... its so far away from being solvedthey have bot tournaments for chess where different AI models with different learning strategies compete against each other. I don't know why SOXL niggers wouldnt be more interested in this stuff but its just because they are fucking retards and just want line go up
>>62761945I'm down $76
Are all you guys Americans rich enough to not have a job so you can just shit post during 8-16?Personally I’m in Europe so the market opens roughly when I’m done with work for the day
I DESIRE TO HAVE PURCHASED at 1000 (thanks spam filter)Anyway bets as to whether this is the next big bounce over 2100 this time or it gets "rejected" (hedge funds run an article about 'chinese nand' for the 20th time and it dumps back to 1600).
>>62761909Freedom has its price, patriot.
>>62761959what's nigger in chief yapping about this time?
Is everything gonna go up 1-2% after hours like usual
>>62761974I have an income stream outside of stocks but I don't have a "job". working for someone else is what slaves do
>>62761974I shitpost here in between solving problems for dumb niggers for my real job.
>>62761974I've got 14k and I live in my car
>>62761974Thanks to AI, I barely have to do anything to get paid.
>>62761974i'm self employed and wageslaving while i do this. no one gives a shit what I do as long as I do what I'm supposed to by end of day
>>62761968>its so far away from being solvedthere is a finite number of pieces and positions. I think it'll be solved pretty soon, but I could be wrong. Its like the model could see a position and be like this is 100% winning for white, and then you take the position, run it through another stonger model and then it's like well not exactly winning for white, there's this other line where it's a 80 move or some stupid high number, where the sequence leads to a forced draw.
>>62761974My wife and I both got small inheritances, I use that to trade. I am also a SAHD.
Thoughts on Adobe stock? I have some RSUs from the company that just vested, I received them when they were valued high, but dunno if I should sell them right now or keep them a bit longer...
>>62761993>I am also a SAHD.Absolutely lucky fucking chad
>>62761974Neet here
>all cash>everything is recovering>nothing to buy anymorewhy don't I just learn that line go up
>>62761992>finitetechnically I guess. they are working on solving 8 piece chess. it will have quadrillions of possiblities. I don't think 9 piece will ever be solved in our lifetime unless they do the quantum shit but I think that's a meme.
>Missed the Take two dip by .03 I got some money in my pocketAbout ready to burnI don't remember where I got itI gotta get it to youSo please answer the phone'Cause I keep callingBut you're never homeWhat am I gonna do?
>>62761974I shitpost at work because I have a fake office job. I basically get to monitor and react to the market from start to finish, first in the EU and then in the US.
>>62761597Probably the best in AI sphere. I'd wait a bit it's likely going to drop around midterms.
>>62761895 #Meh takes 2 fucking cans to even be filled. Too much liquid not enough solids. Why would I buy shares in a crummy company that's probably gonna fail for trying too hard on profit margins? Just like mcdonalds, stuff is too expensive when i can get alternatives for less
>>62761722>10/10 that loves youyeah I'd say there are 0 of those in real life for me boss. so no there's not.
>>62761904Based CEO filling poor retards' stomach with fake food, making them constantly being retarded and keeping them poor. 5 billion dollars to Campbell Soup!
>>62761993>SAHDBased
>>62762002Tell me about it, i was asleep during the open
>>62761965I think im only bleeding because of etoro using its own shares to buy its way into the american market. They were doing fine until they announced that move
How is it called when repeated experience trains you into considering people on your team, your closest alliest, actually being the biggest liabilities and threats in your life?
>>62762019define "your team"
>>62761974>Are all you guys Americans rich enough to not have a job so you can just shit post during 8-16?Yes.
>>62761757Danger is LOOMing on the horizon…
>>62761974Im also a eurofag, been working overtime for some extra money after being done with college. Now im bidding my time to quit so i earn my paid vacations and other benefits in full while searching for a better paid job for 2027
>>62762019Lol this nigga has a "team"
>>62762023Coworkers, partners in business etc.
>bought a 15 euro vidya instead of putting that towards an ETFI'm financially ruined
>>62762019>How is it calledWell, we native English speakers have a saying:>Familiarity breeds contempt.
>>62762033coworkers are not on your team, quite the opposite actually
>>62762029Oh, a storm is threat'ningMy very life todayIf I don't get some shelterOh yeah, I'm gonna fade awayWar, children, it's just a shot awayIt's just a shot awayWar, children, it's just a shot awayIt's just a shot away
Added peanut butter and jelly theme to the dashboard.
>>62762038How do I stop myself from thinking like this. I never spend on anything and it all goes to the market.
>>62762041that's the point I made. they are supposed to be on your team but..
>>62762050>>62762050>>62762050
>>62761884So you've drawn a fib, but you're just choosing to ignore it because the trendline broke?
>>62761702>stabilized alreadySlurping tomorrow.
