bri'ish e'ishion>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62761432
a new thread means new identity
>>62762046For me it's Gin & Tonic
MPC
>>62762050Please tell me that's a dude
>>62762058That's someone's son
i shilled it before and I am shilling it again, start getting into QTEX sooner than later
God, she's as flat as my portfolio.
Low IQ racism against Brazilian stocks is a unique opportunity to rapidly grow wealth
>>62762061Chart looks like it's too late
>VOO almost back to flat>VEA still down 1%Is Europe going out of business?
Buy assets is good, but are you investing in your health? Do you have a good diet? Are you thin?Financial gains in corpore sano!
When will you guys admit you got a problem? Just VOO and Chill.
>>62762062what font are you using? your interface looks like the ol cryptowatch
>>62762063>not holding WMTrookie mistake
>>62762078I really liked them for years. One of my "go back to the well" companies like KO.
>>62762073If yoloing everything you have into a leveraged ETF in order to escape poverty is wrong I don't want to be right.
>>62762073*QQQ
>>62762067>out of business Yurop markets never mattered, and never will. The entire world runs on the American economy, and more recently kospi because muh semis
>>62762073It isnt a problem if you only play 69s.
>>62762066just put it on your radar
boughteted the nebius dip. come in me bro
>SPYWTFWT
How is financial literacy so bad? I don’t get it. Do people really fall for this?
>SPY 779.10WTFWT
>>62762081Thinking about thos APPL
>>62762099Did you miss that guy's avatar image?
>>62762073If I can make 30k off 500 bucks from spy 0dte spy calls once, I can do it again. Niggers who "x and chill" will finally have money when they're old and tired after wage slaving for a lifetime. I'd rather risk everything at the chance of making it in a single day than sit on money for 30 years and have nothing to spend it on. Graveyards are full of people who thought they had more time >>62762098>>62762100Insane bull signal. Goldberg hit the buy button too early, ATH tomorrow guaranteed
>>62762099We're too busy teaching about White Supremacy and Small Pox Blankets in literally every subject in school to teach people how to manage their lives.
>>62762105There are like 8 contractors in my town that now all have that animated emoji rendition of themselves plastered everywhere. I will just fix shit myself, now.
>>62762099
>>62762102Oh, them too. I bought a Macbook last year and paid it off from the tariff tantrum dip. Thank you, Tim Apple.
>>62762099Bonds need to be like 20% like boomers had before I ever consider it. And I think stocks would still outperform at that level of inflation
On a scale of Ricotta to Époisses de Bourgogne, how cheesed are you about the prospects of ending the year in a S&P 8000+ bullrun?>https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVz4z3nO
>>62762076That peanut butter and jelly themed screenshot used fonts 'Archivo' and 'Jetbrains Mono'. And yeah it does look similar to cryptowatch, picrel is the Halloween theme which looks closer. It's basically just a tiling window manager where each window can host a widget, and layouts can be saved as workspaces. I'm going to add candlestick charts and order book stuff later today probably. Right now I have a workspace for monitoring active accounts, another for monitoring system processes, and then another for market stuff. And lol at 'brainlets' chat
>>62762092If I was at a 1-2 table and I saw a guy with $480 in front of him, all his chips neatly rotated like this, i immediately assume he's only playing decent hands, and would never showdown a marginal hand, until he can show me he's willing to play trash like 10-6 off suit.
Should I buy MU shares? What about Nvidia, is that still a buy?
>>62762118I'm about a Marscapone
>>62762099Every single normie ive meet who owns stocks looks at me like im an hobbo shiting myself in a barrel when i tell them dividends are cool when you're rich. I still say it anyway
>>62762122MU is gonna explode these next months, anything under 1200 is cheap
>>62762118I think it looks Gouda.
>>62762106He heard you, now he's cancelling the power hour.
ETF bros what we buying??
>>62762067Not gonna list the problems with europe as there are so many. My thesis is Europe is uninvestable as a whole. GRIM outlook unless there is a revolution or a 50% crash, although there may be niche opportunities
>>62762144Don't need power hour, got calls for tomorrow.
>>62762050Stop posting my wife
>>62762099Exhibit A>>62762106 but maybe its just pretending to be retarded
>>62762120I enjoy low stakes when Im home (AC) because its so much volatility between drunks and tightwads. You can really play anything and be profitable in a few hour session, as long as you pick spots to pile in money that arent fucking retarded. I get more calls when im good with shit like 7Ts/89o then trying to play premiums face up pre.>alsoThat was $580 cause I doubled up twice. The front stack is obscured. Fuck I love poker. Why does organizing my checks bother so many people? Im blind in 1 eye, its easier to chop out a bet in a fluid motion that way.
>>62762067i've pretty much never invested in europe for six years. i have no faitht. europoor
>>62762099how would you explain to normies why he is wrong then?
>>62762156No point, people only hear what they want to hear
>>62762099>>62762156He's not wrong
>>62762146been stacking CROB for the CHinese robosingularity
>>62762152>just get a small loan of a million dollars and collect divviesYou niggers are retarded.
>>62762153>Why does organizing my checks bother so many people?Probably because if you're playing loose and aggressive you're spending too much time in the hand, stacking stolen pots, and making more moves to fuck around and play leggos with your stack boss.
>>62762154Im thinking of buying stocks in french fancy bags and makeup for women, there is also retail, banking and energy
>>62762161What if you but MO for divvies instead
>>62762169What's MO
>>62762061>Dagi Shahar Ben-Noon>Tell Avivman sure is wild that the future of AI is always some weird Jew that rapes babies and drains their blood for Moloch
>>62762153>>62762167If you're playing loose and aggressive, I'll see that too, and hero call with a fucking King high if I have to.
>>62762156I would say it really comes down to where you are in life. If you're an oldfag approaching SS claiming age, you really don't want to deal with market volatility, even if you're just buying VOO and bonds could be a better option. Conversely, if you're a youngfag, you can weather the market going schizo in order to focus on long term asset gains, even if actual realized income is much lower, as the S&P has shown some retard strength. It all really depends if your life demands stability or not.
>>62762173its quantum infrastructure but yes with jews you win (as an investor, as a baby or western nation not so much)
Buddy look at Super Micro Computer
>>62762172MO nutz LMAO
>>62762168there's probably room for investing in europe, but in my opinion there's a pretty big opportunity cost not having most of your money in murica at the moment. in due time i will lower my risk and maybe take a gander to see what europe has to offer
I wonder if Kioxia may be a good play.
>>62762172
Crowdstrike gets upgraded. Drops 5%. Why does this happen?
>>62762184Arms and space stocks mostly. Rheinmetall or OHB have very good prognosis and no AI bubble fears.
>>62762173
>>62762167>>62762177Makes sense. If I could organize my stocks that way, I would kek. >hero call with a fucking King high if I have to.I admire that you are also someone that will pay to see a loose player's BS with a weak holding. My personal fav is Ax hitting the bottom of the wheel and crushing it with a shitty 6. Friendly game, boss.>>62762184Short German energy
https://files.catbox.moe/vpeuu3.mp4
>>62762187>>62762169Well apparently those are corporate divvies not government guaranteed divs so the risk profile is different for one
>>62762146SCHDSPHY
why are the jews doing this to me
>INTCel gonna close in red
>>62762199>Junk Bond ETFLmao. Happy you didn't hang yourself last night though. But you really should stop hurting yourself.
whats in store today APLD
>>62762199BUGGARPSCHD
>>62762180>infastructurethey say they are an "AI ventilator company". seems like the type of shit Jews would be all about since ventilators kill most of the people that are placed on them
>>62762146BUG
please god help me
GOOGing it right now!
I feel like such a pro just because the market tide is lifting all boatsI just can't imagine NUMBERS GO DOWN with all that inflation
>>62762183Top kek
>>62762212>>62762209sell me on BUG
>>62762196Cute
>>62762196SO HERE I AM
>>62762225what do you mean? sell yourself on it, it's just cybersecurity. i don't care to pick which will win long term (even though I expect it to be PANW) so i'm going with the sector. ai can now decompile almost any program within hours and people are going to pay tens of millions to find ways to stop it from cracking their code.
>>62762206why would I hang myself? I realize gains every day and my portfolio is at an ATH like it is every week>>62762209>BUGthis shit ran so hard. I would like an entry but not right nowconsidering>MOO>XLYXLY in particular had multiple giga huge billion dollar inflows in the last week
>>62762217>not GOOGLlol @ the poorfag
I don't know what the fuck I should do. Everything I know about stocks and value is telling me that there is a huge, gigantic market bubble at the moment. But what do I do about it? Sell eveything and miss out if it turns out that AI isn't as fake and gay as I think it is and the tech bros actually knew what they were talking about? Meanwhile Iran is hitting tankers left and right and the Houthis are blowing up Saudi infrastructure and nobody seems to care except maybe the bond market.
>>62762191If by space you mean space marines yes, GAW is there I guess.>>62762168LVMH IS fucked because China is cracking down on luxury items and it was their most important market, followed by US (mostly fine) and gulf states (super fucked)
>>62762240It's actually ABEA for me.
>>62762241
>>62762239Want to buy MOO cause name. Sadly, the doomfarmer from yesterday sold me on red diesel being the end for US farming this coming season..
>>62762225AI is finding them everywhere and they keep getting bigger
>>62762248are you really going to listen to the guy that works at a gas station that told you America is having a famine?
>>62762241if you don't know what to do with your money you can always give it to me
>>62762246>Horse>>62762250I live in a hunting preserve straddled by farmers. They also are not thrilled about the next season from what Ive been hearing. BUT, you are right.. >MOOOOOOOOOOVE over other ETFs>Theres a new bull in town
So, today was a down day for me
>>62762245kek, checked this shit, its average daily volume is...10k euros
>down another 2% today
>>62762241BWET will probably break 1000
dump slower bro, take your time
who do i talk to about refunds
>>62762262Yeah, hemorrhoid damage is no joke.
>>62762194I took all the fun out of it, and treated it like a job. Logged time played, cash won/lost, Made about $88 per hour for a few years, but I saw the bad side of the game. Took some loser for about $1,200 in a 5/2 game, got up to eat at the little cafe they had inside the poker room. Overhear the guy on the phone bitching about how he just lost and he's not going to be able to make his rent payment. Made me sick realizing these are the kinds of people I need to be spending the majority of my time with if I'm going to make it at this game. Threw away my plate of food, grabbed my chips and left. That was like the exact moment where I started playing less, Eventually stopped playing all together. My favorite games were shit like badugi or mixed games like Horse. I've thought about getting back into it and playing tournaments, but that was like 2 years ago I started getting the itch, never went ahead and scratched it.
>>62762242Im meaning to buy into ladies stuff, Louis Vuitton or asian or american, i dont really care. It was just an idea for next month's paycheck. Thanks for the headsup
7.63% 30 yr mortgage rates
>>62762269just go 50
>>62762269LFG
How do you cope with the thoughts that no matter how fast it goes up, it's never going to be enough because everything is going up at the same pace?The years are passing by too quickThe snowball just isn't big or fast enoughThe inflation is just a bit too muchAnytime there's a feeling like you're finally making progress, societal standards and the price of everything jumps up again and you're just as far away from any target as you were a year agoIt feels like running after a goalpost that's moving the same speed as you.
>>62762061I would have throw some gambling cash on it, but I run out
>>62762119are you pulling data from yahoo or?
>>62762259It follows the price very closesly so it doesn't matter. It's basically a forex gamble. And it stays open for the entire length of EU and US hours.
>>62762267there were like 2 good years of online poker before bots and feds ruined it. meeting up in person to play is super fucking gay. either robbing your friends or associating with niggers.atleast tournaments are fixed entry and less likely to be some nigger aping his paycheck. still have to deal with whales that are just going to all in every hand at the first table because "its not worth their time" to play normal and they are bankrolled by some kike or whatever
>>62762277GEOmax you dumb nigger
>>62762277Geographic arbitrage
Which stocks to invest in (buy and hold) to ride the AI wave when Nvidia and AMD are too expensive now?
>>62762168BBWI - candles n shitTPR - coach handbags are the right price target that women actually buy them
>>62762286NEE pays a nice divvy
>>62762119have you been experimenting in introducing more ANSI-like graphical elements, perhaps even pixel-fitted for specific screens? I know the contemporary look is text interface in gui windows but have been wondering how feasible would it be to go text/ansi-only in a fullscreen window you can alt-tab out of
>>62762286BAKA
>>62762267Eh you're better off. Its a depressing grind. I would have a routine where I knew people at the poker rooms and would get the occasional tap to play the bigger games and you see some depressing ass people doing tragic shit with money they dont have. One that sticks out is a mexican guy who I had boat over boat that wanted to call a river jam for like ~$400 but he tanked for about 5 mins and just kept staring at his hand, then his stack and then his hand, then his stack, but never me or the board or anything. He reluctantly folded face up and I showed the better full house and he went pale. A few hands later he said something to the effect of >if I miss another child support payment, they're throwing me in countymeaning, he was playing with that AND rent and couldnt afford to lose both in an iffy spot. I try to only play in AC with people I know or Vegas where its easier to take other peoples money. You're better off staying away or just watching HCL and playing microstakes online, boss.>>62762282I am currently banned from pokerstars for pointing this out to them during covid and then their geolocator not letting me play on my desktop. Online was fun 15 years ago, but its all them trying to push you towards the digislots now..
>>62762286They'll inevitably drop at least once until the end of the year. Either wait or DCA in at set dates without looking at the price.
power ten minutes please!!we almost had a full recovery!!let's finish in the green!!kevin!!
>>62762277you aren't ever going to be invited to Epstein island dude. you aren't going to catch up with them. you wont ever "make it" to that level.you are competing with normies that have $500 in their checking account and $50,000 of credit card debt and a $400,000 mortgage they make minimum payments on. as long as you make more than 10% a year you are getting ahead don't let the turbo virgins here convince you that you need to yolo calls
cringe thread
>>62762295unironically good post
>>62762295>you aren't ever going to be invited to Epstein island dude. you aren't going to catch up with them. you wont ever "make it" to that level.Oh no, what a bummer
>>62762287I'll look them up, thanks
>>62762298well, you're here..
>>62762136Maybe it will brie okay.
>>62762277>How do you copeLeverage.
>>62762295>you aren't ever going to be invited to Epstein island dude. you aren't going to catch up with them. you wont ever "make it" to that level.not with that attitude!!!
>>62762266fuck why did you bring that up you reminded me of the time I had hemorroids so bad I thought there was a tumor in my ass
JUST STICK IT TO 7800
Shit like this makes me wonder if I should just play 1DTEs instead of 0s so I don't get closed out at 3:45.
>>62762280Alpaca's free (real-time) IEX feed and then Databento's paid OPRA feed for real-time options BBO/top-of-book. You can see the service graph in that image, where I subscribe to four different symbols from Databento.>>62762289I actually maintain a terminal UI for it too which reads all the same endpoints. Much more lightweight which is nice for my Thinkpad or like a Raspberry Pi if I ever use one. I really like Rust's Ratatui library for TUIs. Let me spruce it up a bit and I'll take a screenshot.
>>62762315Doesn't matter, the ATH has passed. It'll be downhill from here
>>62762319What broker do you use? If you can trade a cash settled index like SPX or XSP, you carry to close typically.
>>62762295>you aren't ever going to be invited to Epstein island dude.Of course I won't, I still have my foreskin
>>62762326Give me yoursAlso, ding imminent
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>62762323Robinhood, they auto-close at 3:45p if there's a chance they might be executed and I don't have cash to cover them.Technically I can override that by placing my own sell order.
>>62762331+1.93%
>>62762331Today: -0.55%This Week: +1.56%This Month: +3.49%This Year: +37.78%From Peak: -0.55%12 Months: +13.68%
>>62762331+0,21%
>>62762332>don't have cash to cover my optionsdegenerate as fuck
>>62762331-.42
>>62762291The game's insane. I lost about $4,500 one hand playing 5/10, had a complete read on the entire situation. It was like 15 years ago, but I'm under the gun with queens, make it $75, loose dude in middle position playing everything position calls along, pro in the small blind makes it 200, I put him on aces or kings right away, middle position dude could have anything, but he's definitely going to call, so with the queens, I know I'm behind, but willing to see the flop since it's gonna be 3 way and I got position on the guy im scared of. Flop comes Ace, Queen Jack, the QJ are clubs. Pro checks it to me. I'm like he's on kings because you aren't slow playing top set there. I make it $500 into the $600 pot with middle set. Loose dude calls, pro folds, so next card is a jack, I move all in because it's like fuck it, there's $1,600 right there, I'll take that now, there's no way this guy's got jacks or aces, he actually calls, turns over Ace 8 off suit, pairs his ace on the river for Aces full of Jacks, I'm still pissed because I wouldn't play it any different given the same circumstances.
>>62762331Poorly, very poorly (unrealized).
>>62762331>DownBut>Not out
>>62762331-0.54%
guyz use your money to buy crypto and then use your crypto to gamble on online casinos
>>62762331-1,16%
>>62762331-2.52% otd-0.3% otw
>>62762331+ gambling- longs
>>62762332Look up their policy for cash settled indexes like SPX and XSP. I had the same issue with Alpaca when trading SPY/QQQ, which aren't cash settled, but since they introduced SPX and XSP I'm able to hold those into the close. I couldn't find the exact page but Google's AI was helpful.
>>62762343QQ or JJ are the hands that always cost people the most money. they really aren't as good as people think they are
>>62762331+8%, was hoping to break $500 today.
>>62762343> I'm still pissed because I wouldn't play it any different given the same circumstances.Many such cases, it happens. You played it right, the pro would have slow played a flopped straight, the rando loose would have called down a shove thinking a pair would carry. Damn river, but I think in that situation a turn shove effectively iso'd, but just the wrong person. Shits gnarly, but you live and learn. Or not. I still get too sticky with premiums. Nothing worse than being on my way out of town, playing til the ride shows up and a darling old lady cracks a set of jacks with a set of flopped aces and milks you to the river. >>62762363JJ more than QQ, but agreed. I get the worst action set mining anyway, but I still do it cause why not. Especially low pairs, instead of premiums. Easier to let go on a wet/connected flop.
>>62762336Actually, that 12 months calculation is really wrong. I know what the problem is, butI need to do some MS Excel surgery...
>>62762282>atleast tournaments are fixed entry and less likely to be some nigger aping his paycheck. still have to deal with whales that are just going to all in every hand at the first table because "its not worth their time" to play normal and they are bankrolled by some kike or whateveryeah, just sit back, those blinds early are nothing. when it's fucking 5/10 or 25/50 whatever the starting blinds are and you're sitting with 10,000 in chips, not worth playing a big pot yet.... there's always exceptions... First hand in the tournament guy's all in before you even look at your hand and you see aces... Man I don't know, I've never folded aces pre-flop, probably have to call in that spot.
>>62762331>down on everything>except blessed QTEX
>>62762352anon what do you think this quote means? I'm pretty sure the Oracle was telling him that he looked like a nigger (he was a trader and exposed to sunlight on a regular basis) because his skin was tan and that rich people aren't supposed to be in the sun.I'm not joking
>>62762223Inflation doesn't prevent prices from falling. Stocks fell in 1973-74 (inflation near 11%, S&P down about 48% peak to trough) and in 2022 (inflation at 40-year highs, S&P down about 25%, Nasdaq about 33%). Rising inflation usually means rising rates, which compress valuations. Stocks are a partial inflation hedge over long horizons, not a floor under any given year.
>>62762366This is so autistic just get in there bro
>>62762382>dolannow that's a meme i haven't seen in a long time
>>62762388>>62762382All things come back around.
>>62762371I had already put him on aces or kings reraising pre-flop from SB, I don't think he reraises pre-flop from sb with a king ten even if its suited, regardless if he did check raise me in that spot, I'd be moving everything in the middle right there and just say well played if he turned over aces...
>>62762331+0,22%Down midweek.
>>62762386I am? Started with $400 yesterday. Do you mean with more capital? I need to see some bad days first to see how it does before adding more.
>>62762359I found it. https://robinhood.com/us/en/learn/articles/introduction-to-index-options/I'm reading.
>>62762331-.18%Down like 3% overall this week, kinda crummy
>>62762397Yeah with more capital you have a job right? You just make more. And how it does on bad days? It goes down nigger. But guess what, it goes back up. Put. More. In.
>>62762363I’ve made bank off of qq but jj is cursed I agree. Sometimes I just fold it off vibes my winrate is horrible with that pair
>>62762381he lost all his money on options so the oracle wanted him to bury himself for a while to reflect over his life choices and to ask his (deathly) neighbors what their investment strategy is
>>62762058A handsome dude yea
>>62762398Hope it works for you, it's a complete game changer for me. >>62762404Maybe you don't understand, it's a fully automated strategy, so there's a non-zero chance there's a capital-incinerating bug in there. I need to make sure it behaves as intended and doesn't sperg out and blow up or something, and need to make sure all my remote controls work as intended too so I can safely leave it unattended with more capital. I don't want to come home and it went all in on 50% OTM 0DTE calls that expired worthless or something.
>>62762413cant you just hardcode a "if -20% port then liquidate all" or some shit. I don't know why you would ever lose everything
>>62762067We had it good for a year or two, now it's time to go back to reality. It is what it is.>>62762073It really is that easy.
>>62762413> fully automated strategyholy autism just put a gun to my head and kill me
>>62762392the out of position reraise is sus, but if he was loose it could have been ducks or like something he planned to get called with an evaluate on the flop. I dont think many people at 5/10 play AA that weak hoping for a rereraise/jam, but then again idk this dude seems crazy playing the dead mans hand into a paired board with only top pair. like you said, well played if he got you with AA, but A8 is brutal.Speaking of which, im going on dinner break. catch you degenerates and hooligans tomorrow!>May your candles be thick & green.
>>62762073I'm gonna deploy a 1.5x voo strategy next year. Close enough
>>62762363They're decent hands, but they do very poorly in multi-way pots. Jacks and Tens should be looked at as drawing hands if your going to flop with 3 or more people (self included). Then even if you got the overpair, you got the suited connector guy who hit his two pair or flopped a straight and flush draw, or you got someone with a higher over pair. Both situations with two cards to come you're actually the underdog.
>>62762381>I'm pretty sure the Oracle was telling him that he looked like a nigger
>>62762424It was the pro who came in with a re-raise from small blind. Like, maybe ace king suited is trying to force out the big blind from coming along, but he's got to know I'm calling and the other guy's calling too.
>>62762430JJ is a great heads-up hand or whatever but if there are 8 people at the table its going to just gape your ass as you confidently raise preflop trying to scare some people off and then 4 niggers call with random shit and hit a flush/straight/trips/2pair whatever and delete your stack
>>62762421There's a few guards like that on various levels, yeah, I'd just just like to see them tested or at least see it face more adversity before putting more in. Right now it has a daily loss limit of $200. As long as I can get it controllable from my phone with push alerts I'd feel pretty comfortable adding more given I already paper traded for a couple weeks. But you never, programming is tricky so I'd prefer to vet things first hand. There are so many opportunities for discrepancies and bugs to appear, even if the paper trading looks good it doesn't mean the live trader will behave the same. >>62762423It's making ~10% a day so far, not sure why you'd complain about that. Of course I don't expect that to last forever, but the automation is doing it's job.
>>62762331-0.03%
i want MO money
>>62762289I'll work on it more tomorrow but here it is for now.
>>62762441Yeah you pretty much never want to play a big pot with them unless you've got top set or better.
>I started yesterday with $400>It's making 10% a day so far
>>62762434the Greek quote is "complexion of the dead". the Oracle was telling him to stop looking like a nigger I'm not even joking. people bleached their skin and shit back then>how do I live the best life>take on the complexion of the dead
>>62762455
What's the endgame. I don't want to sell something I like.
>>62762459I'm not disagreeing. I just think it's funny that someone goes to the wisest consort in the area and is told to stop being a nigger. Sage advice, for sure.
>>62762464You just give all the stuff you like to your beneficiaries.
Is it possible to survive in this world with just dividends with a 20 plus year plan?
What's wrong with boomer boglehead advice?
>>62762450no love for more graphical elements? https://www.cambus.net/taiwanese-bbses-and-unicode-ansi-art/ I know it locks you into specific screen/pixel widths/scales etc. but on the other hand I think its a rather unexplored direction in contemporary text-based uis>pic autotranslate glitched
>>62762423he's trying that's commendableeverybody starts somewhere I guess>>62762413you will keep us updated and come back and tell us all about it when what you're doing doesn't work righttheres alot of "idea liquidity" here you might not get from computer, like a paper thinky accountgood luck
>>62762473nothing if you plan to retire at 70
>>62762473>bro just buy the top>don't even try to time your entries just buy the pico tops>don't ever try to redeem profits just baghold while kikes and CEOs dump shit on youOOOOOOOO hahahahahah ooooooo this nigger... ooooo HAHAHAHAH
>>62762474You mean like as art? I'm more focused on just the utility right now, but not opposed later.>>62762475>he's trying that's commendable>everybody starts somewhere I guessRetard take here.>you will keep us updated and come back and tell us all about it when what you're doing doesn't work rightYes, I always do. >theres alot of "idea liquidity" here you might not get from computer, like a paper thinky accountWhat do you mean exactly?
>>62762473Nothing if you're investing with a low risk tolerance. However, if you're inclined towards gambling, it'll fall quietly on your ears.
I'm again negative in my portfolio...At least it's just 200€, I make 2 times that in a good day.Tomorrow we pump, right?
>>62762473Nothing. It's a proven profitable strategy. If your goal is to strike it rich your odds on the stock market is worse than actual gambling.
>>62762489Or do we?
>>62762473Nothing wrong really. I do though recommend that you try to increase your risk based on your age.
Chances of Kioxia exploding like Sandisk?
>>62762473Nothing, if you put in a lot it scales quite a bit.
>>62762494None. Japanese traders are not retarded enough to chase this bubble. Buy US stonks for that.
>>62762331+1.42% mostly thanks to MU and AMZN
>>62762484I got lucky with a windfall and am trying to figure out what to do with it. I don't think I have the time to research the fundamentals of every company. I understand the argument about herding toward overvalued stocks, but I don't think I could pick better most of the time
>>62762147Eurohomofag here. We have plenty of good investable companies like ASML, some others, etc. and more
>>62762503dogshit time to start a large position imo. you can just park the shit in SGOV or something and DCA VOO after a dump
>>62762503People who seek degrees in finance and spend 60+ hours a week researching are expected to underperform the market. SPYM and relax. GARP or QNDX for a bit of emotion.
>>62762503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEClhtPD5Kolisten to this handsome guy
>>62762514>line will never go down>you will never get another entry(X)the only cognitive bias is some faggot retard telling me I wont get another entry
>>62762503I personally don't think there's anything wrong with a VOO DCA. However, the one thing you absolutely shouldn't do is buy in all at once. I would sit down with a spreadsheet and figure out what your windfall total divided by 52 is and that gives you at least an idea of what you could be buying in on a weekly basis. Or maybe 26 if you wanted to do twice a month over a year. Not exactly a prescription, but you want to be able to napkin math things like that to get a concept.
>>62762514>ben felixbased
Anyone think Filtronics (FTC) could be a huge riser? SpaceX contract confirmed a few days ago and another US Satellite contract done.
>>62762524send this to Ben Felix and tell him he is the most retarded faggot ever and you are supposed to buy the dip instead of ape the top like a huge faggot retard
>>62762503ever heard of pokemon cards?
bros I think I'm gonna sell some naked far OTM puts, it's literally free money right now>iran blowing ships up in the strait + low inventories gives a hard price floor>US can't escalate or else prices spike>backwardation means monthly rollovers continue to strengthen USO and BNO
Slow thread
>>62762517hey man, i just think that windfall anon should get different perspectives. he could lump sum or just split the money and invest monthly/weekly or try to buy during a bigger dip or red days. it's really hard to fuck up if he stays the course and makes an informed choice anyways
>>62762067>>62762090lmaoEurope has a giant trade surplus with the USthe only thing the US makes is debt
>>62762534pretty much anything you could do or say gets giga shitted on by BWET. If you believe in your bear doomerism BWET craps on everything and it's not even close
>>62762146>USOY>KGLD>KSLV>NEHI>COPJ>URNJIdc, it works
>>62762241Just keep a large portion of bonds. Minimum 30%. You will get gains on the 70% but still have enough that a big crash won't end you and you can buy at the bottom.You could also add value funds to lessen the risk on the 70%
>>62762536because of cringe OP
>>62762413What's the game here, what is the underlying? Is this not just straight gambling at this point? I guess hedging if I have a large portfolio of stocks on that particular index?
>>62762549She's cute
>>62762552the game here is BONDSgovernments actually don't want you to buy bonds because then the stock markets crash and burn. But the YIELD is amazing
>>62762473Roth/401k -> Boomer shitIndividual/Money you can burn -> do whatever you wantSimple as
>>62762558Plot twist: Connery was 28 in that photo.
>>62762552What are you asking? I'm running a short-vol strategy on indexes. Yes, it's gambling like anything else and my bet is that my models pull some edge out.
What's with the British racism sub theme in today's threads? Did they make the market go down?
my lil sister is about to calve and i'd like to put some 10k into an account and add to that over time to support them a little, cause lets be real im pushing 40 and probably wont have any kids myself. so if the kid need to pay for college down the line or something like that i can help out some. looking for something that'll grow a little bit, but more importantly, has a reliably low chance of crashing down to a catastrophic extent. is an index fund still the best option for that? ive seen some ppl make the case bonds might be actually a decent idea in the near future. gold seems too high rn to invest a lot into it. i dont know
>>62762539But they are losing money to China faster
>>62762558must be a reason why the bond girls usually arent british
>>62762517there are absolutely points where if you decided to wait to only buy when it dipped below a certain price.... you would still be sidelined today
>>62762572but they just created the best 1 trillion parameter AI model that exists today.you thought you were smart huh
>APLDpretty big beat huhgimme them ol fashion coal fire flopsthank you nodaks for the top quality megawatts with unmatched hospitality
>>62762571I would look into VT. I also recommend you simulate some portfolios to see how a crash would affect your money.https://testfol.io/
>>62762572yeah it's so funny when europeans talk shit about america with regard to china when china is absolutely rolling the european economy including germany lmao i just saw somewhere some chinese suv is the top selling car in the uk now? that's insane. the only time i saw a chinese vehicle in america it was one of those freaky little "kei" trucks or whatever.
>>62762579So where are the productivity gains from AI, and where are the massive layoffs to save tech companies millions? Now they are playing up doomsday scenarios just like in 2000, but I realize market insanity can last longer than I can remain rational.
>>62762587Because chinese cars are basically banned in USA.
>>62762579mistral is a third rate ai lab that is only notable because it's "european" if it were in china or america no one would even notice it
>>62762591computer science as a profession has crashed and burned.people who studied it have ruined their own lives
>>62762594who do u think is making all the ai dude lmao
>>62762594If someone quit computer science because of AI, they weren't smart enough to work in this field in the first place.
>>62762587german bonds are doing better than any bonds in europe except perhaps the nordic countries.this propaganda is laughable, because in the real world germany still rules europe and is not stopping. Best bonds in europe excluding the nordics
>>62762576im not telling him to sit sidelined for years until a -30% drop (although he could and allocate all at the bottom and would probably outperform most boomers easily over the same time period of mindless buying)but index's usually trade a range for months and months of crabbing before they gap up higher. they nigger gapped up twice this year and aping your grandmas inheritance money right now with the state of geopolitics and diesel and war and tech debt and 10000 other real world problems everyone ignores is just fucking cringe.you will get a better entry
>>62762455It held up through the two weeks of paper trading and the historic replay prior. But like I said elsewhere, coincidentally this has been a top-percentile period for it. Which is why I'm reluctant to put anything more than $400 in until I see some adversity.
Guys... I think I love money.
>>62762073Because its just a handful of stocks in both V00 and QQQ doing all of the lifting.
>>62762622same. i only spend it on food, clothes, and taxes. the rest i reinvest so i can get more cashflow.
Any big earnings left for this year?
>soldthebottomFUCKINGGODS
>>62762146VUSA
>>62762146DBPG
>>62762627Same, same. I put like 65% of my paycheck into stocks.
FUCK FUCK FUCK IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE CHEMICALS OUTSIDE QUICK I HAVE TO DO LAUNDRY WITH SUPER SCENTED EXTRA PUSSY LAVENDER SANDLEWOOD SO EVERYONE IN A THREE MILE RADIUS KNOWS I'M A POOR RETARD
thoughts on Google
IS IT 3 AM YET? MY DOG WANTS TO GO OUTSIDE AND BARK
>>62762650Sir this is a thread about the stock market
>>62762643how come frdm up 50% for the year? i'm guessing they got some korean chip stocks in there?
>>62762650stay strong and get ur money up so u can be living way up in the sky over the city
>>62762660I'm not familiar with frdm. DBPG is leveraged sp500 x2 or maybe I'm missing something
>>62762651I'm hodling and buying more on dips. It's 17% of my port at the moment.
shitty threadshitty OP
>>62762622Yeah.
>>62762657lopsided boobs formation
Threw ~7% of my cash into PEP for earnings tomorrow. If the report is shit then no big deal, the divvies are decent enough.
>>62762600>Paying a bangledeshi $30 an hour to use Claude to cleanup the code your employim created using ClaudeEven more bullish for AI.
