good luck Klarna>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62762885
I wish I could fist fight half of SMG. some of you guys are alright but the rest of you faggots deserve a good heeming.
good job, Kevin
>>62762898*Grabs your penis and twists it until it falls off**Puts it up to your crying face and holds it between my fingers*Look anon! I got your nose xDAnyway, KMB is ripping upward and to the right. Just as God intended
>>62762898You couldn’t fist fight your own knob out of a man’s anus fago
>>62762899Last chart thoughbeit seems to be the reason for all the charts above happening, so maybe it's not really Kevin
>>62762899I really don’t understand how Democrats can claim high diesel prices are a bad thing. Higher prices reduce air pollution and lower carbon emissions, which actually helps save the planet
>>62762898Growing pains
>put all your money, take out loans, sell everything you have, ask friends for money>put it all into QTEX and NLST>set a limit sell at 2-10x whatever you want>save username and password somewhere safe>uninstall brokerage app>come back in 5 years a new man
>>62762898I'd fuck your fat ass up Jonah. Superbad sucked anyways. Buy SBLK
I lost money today.
>>62762918Sauerkraut is delicious
>>62762922no
>>62762924opinion dismissed
>>62762916middle east gulf to china futures are far more profitable, lad
>>62762924faggot
Is Rubio bullish for western civ?https://youtu.be/OULzT2RBlBE?si
if you bought your sauerkraut off a store shelf it's fake and contains zero live cultures
>>62762913In clown world prices don't reduce consumption. They just take out more debt and keep consuming Just klarna the diesel
>>62762932The Rubio engoodening needs to be studied.
>>62762942>he's clowny for klarna
>>62762932hes okbut he cant hold a speechboring
I slurped some NBIS before the close. Why does this thing trade so schizophrenic
>>62762915What the fuck is NLST?
I never invest in airlines, car manufacturers and entertainment. Is this retarded? Have you locked out entire sectors? Reply in the comments and let me know what you think.
>>62762951A memory company who will make billions from lawsuits which will then fund their own memory making ventures
Holy shit is there a point where you actually get a "sense" for the market (or particular market) and can actually invest confidently? Been doing it for a couple months with low amounts and despite the research it all feels like self-justified guesswork
today it turns outthat it was a falling knifetonight i am sad
>>62762953no, thats smartcar manufacturers are a terrible investment, too much competition
I just stole this pepe from the gme thread
>>62762962>researchkek, beta boi>>62762967I've been out of the loop for a while. Why the fuck does /gme/ still exist?
Sold 20 Nov Puts on:TSLA $370TXN $275WMT$105Get in while it's good.
loss makes a man wisebut wisdom is not richeswisdom is freedom
life has many sidesdo not look into richesmoney is evil
>>62762898>I wish I could fist half of SMG you faggots deserveFree prostate massage and bad financial advice a boy can only take so much, financially speaking.Any new stock tips to go with that fisting son?
This is the third or fourth article I've seen this year where some rich fuck with rich parents cries that nepotism isn't real even though his dad was rich and 'got him in' to the industry.Pretty sure this is the latest psyop because everyone started to notice only the kids of the rich and famous seem to fail to the top and everyone else is mediocre without literally selling their balsl to satan.
perhaps it is copea necessary defensewhat can be done now?
>>62762827nigger,you are about to see the AI economy balloon to 100 trillion before 2030, and a huge productivity boomRay Kuzweil has been right about everything so far,so I have no reason to believe he's wrong about what's next,and what's next is literally out of science fiction with technology that looks like magic to us.And it's going to happen so fast that it's absurd.I mean fast,like 5 years from now, we're a K2 civilisation.
>>62762974bepsi
>>62762898I have already been heemed.>>62762946clowngirls for klarna...
>>62762968Trying to avoid becoming this guy, >>62762963, >>62762972, >>62762977, >>62762980, when I actually have something to lose
tonight i may drownmyself into escapeslives that are not lives
>>62762989It all comes down to character + luck. Research is dumb.
>>62762981were hearing that for 5 years
fuck i messed that upthat will be the last of methere is always hope
>>62762993This time is different.
>>62762991What the hell does "character" mean.
Revenue concentration from few customers is actually anti bubble. If they were relying on revenue from many different entities it's unlikely all those entities survive the ai bubble. The big spenders the concentrated source of income isn't as likely to burst. Go back and look at CSCO it looks identical on a surface level they were suffering supply shortages and had to expand which put them in the hole deeply when bubble burst and all their customers disappeared with excess inventory. With concentrated risk it's actually less risk their top buyers are going to keep buying after the bubble burst because they will be the winners of the ai race
>>62762999Not panic selling, avoiding FOMO, being able to take a loss when you actually have to, not killing yourself before you make it, making funny /smg/ memes, insulting jannies, committing to an all bean diet to free up money for investing, I could go on.
>>62762927I'm too dumb to fuck with futures
>>62762943lmao
>>62762981K shaped economy K2 civilization So you're saying it gets worse?
>>62762984You are alright anon, don't invest in it. Consider this a warning. I won't share my analysis with you though.
>>62763011BWET holds a concentrated percent of these futures it's also extremely risky to trade these all your money can disappear overnight
>>62763020dont worry i'm not just posting a cute frog
>>62763021Yea I'm just gonna invest in sweaty Greek seamen presently while I short the shipping futures like Epstein said to
>>62763008>committing to an all bean diet to free up money for investing, I could go on.I understand now. Thank you for this ineffable pearl of wisdom, o wise one. May both our fortunes blossom.
>>62762999a certain level of risk tolerance or you have zero buidness in the buidnessan understanding of kikes and their evil tricks would be a second attribute and an ability to detect fake and gay narratives would be the third (its the same as the second)
>OPI hope none of you retards are in debt, you're all retards
>>62762953Definitelyshit that I would not touch with a ten foot pole>airlines>entertainment>autos>real estate>staples>utilities>insurance>regional banks>telecoms>retail>"defense"I feel absolutely fine with a portfolio with nothing but tech, healthcare, investment banks and credit services, and industrials, some consumer discretionary. I'm bullish on basic materials right now, but in a normal market I wouldn't be.
>>62763033>"defense"what about defense tho
>>62763024Shorting shipping future would be the worst possible losing move this year like maybe ever
>>62763030I have like 5 orders on buy now pay later, but it's not Klarna, sorry.
>>62763033Didn't mention cruises. All in on CCL.
Remember Gookfu tits?
Wait, why did he get deleted
>>62763039Yea bro it's just gonna go up another 4000 percent and not return to normal after Trump gets fucked by midterms. Lmao and I think I'm dumb. I already hit it from 850 down to 620. I'll fucking do it again
>>62763043She looks a little fat desu
>>62763042100% CCL would outperform QQQ next year I bet my left nut
>sndk up 3% last time I check:)>check after my late in the day interview that I failed and it's below 2% gains>:(Why the fuck do they hate sndk so much>but you see, the free cash flow will be restricted when they build new fabsSNDK LITERALLY DOESN'T OWN ANY FABS, THEY USE SK HYNIX AND KIOXIA FABS TO BUILD ALL THEIR SHIT REEEEEEEEEE
>>62763027beans
>>62762981So what does he predict thoughAI conomy I meansince this general fudded all the best AI stocks like nvidia until they became so dominant they couldn't be questionedRobots?Having a wifebot jerk you off in your garage with the door closed but you can hear teens outside in the street playing hockey with their hockeybot while you drink a Summer Shandy Lemon beer (170 calories a bottle) and your Autocad AI creates you products you can then sell on Etsy to sustain your cavalier lifestyle and afford a new blowjob bot?
>>62762981lol stop overpromising and underdelivering please
>>62763056>+595.69% YTDwhat do you expect exactly? people bagholding this shit make me laugh so hard
>>62763061i want a minimum of 5 sexbots>pic related
>>62763061it will have to be a 200T economy because its the only way they will be able to repay to 20T buildout.>what will be more productivenothing the numbers will just be bigger. $100 = $10
>>62763068>repaythe hyperscalers only just started taking debt last quarterthey were funding the buildout on cashflow for the last 5 years
>>62763064>bagholding>up 595%The actual question is why you're totally cool with arbitrary retard numbers like this but don't question things like Tesla or spacex at their current valuations. It goes up 20% a quarter and will end the year with 50 billion in revenue you stupid faggot.Or netlistOr any shit like lumentum that is up about the same BUT HAS NEGATIVE NET INCOME AND A P/E OF EITHER 171 OR -11 depending on the metric you use, since you like totally arbitrary shit like "it go up a lot" but don't question it when it's some pure dogshit stock that somehow never got punished for going up and having the worst fucking section 10-k i've ever seen "because maybe it'll be worth a lot in the future".You dumb faggot.
>>62763051gay person detected
>>62763073>Tesla/spcxglownigger and cult. he's literally a glownigger its fake and gaymid 20s p/e is pretty fair for chipshit honestly since their earnings are definitely going to crash the fuck out soon. I don't get why you niggers find some shit that pumped 5000% in the last 2 years and then expect another 50x on top of ityou seem too emotionally attached to Sneed Disk to trade it objectively desu
I ran out of gin and it's 3am
>>62763076I'd rather buy chips at 100 p/ethan 20 p/eand lower still, I'd be more horrified.I would take that trade 100 out of 100 hundreds. Give me chips at 100 p/eyou'd have to be retadrded to think you're getting a deal on chips at a low multiple.
Added expected move and IV heatmap for upcoming earnings.
>>62763086higher p/e more better
>>62763091yes
>>62763080well if you don't live in a US state with blue laws, the 24/hr liquor store should still be open.And it's 9 pm east coast so you probably don't livei n america.
>>62763086QCOM hit like 17 p/e or some shit when I was shilling it and they have a rock solid floor of AAPL always buying their shit even if AI ends up being a debt bubble flop. it already pumped like 30% since then so I don't have any chip shit anymoreI dunno man I don't get attached to shit. you seem to be really emotionally attached to Sneed. usually bad news to have nigger brain about stocks
>>62763096I'm not attached to sneedthe p/e is too low for me to want it.I'm going to wait for it to go to like 100 p/e then I'll buy it.
The dodgers have ruined baseball
>>62763057We are living in peak clown world and malinvestment that dwarfs the internet bubble, the mere fact that buttcoins exist and people poured money in that shit is proof enough, but retards will still pretend everything is fine.
>>62763107the president is shilling dog coins and they rug pulled all the mixed kids with Pokemon cards and monkey pictures dude.its going to get so much sillier than you can ever imagine in the future. everyone is going to be so fucking stupid and reliant on AI that 90% of the population will just repeat propaganda as fact and turn their brains off entirely. 10% of the population will die to the fentanyl epidemic another 10% of men will die in the forever wars and the rest will live in government subsidized goy pods because there wont be any real jobs anymoreanyways long QQQ I guess
>>62763107You ain't seen peak clown world of a crack up boom yet
Oh boy, Samsung underperformed expectations despite record profits.
>>62763107ok bubble boy
>>62763116Yup.Every not-fiat bubble is going to go berserk as the current set of fiat currencies dies.
>>62762898yeah there are people with less than 6 figs trying to give financial advice. Worst part is they’re so sure of themselves
AI bubble is definitely popping but it's probably a year or two away still. We will have Nvidia above 10T and multiple corps around 5T when it bursts.
>>62763132even Jensen Huang said the bubble is going to pop.>bro we have some room to run trust just keep aping>but yeah it's totally going to blow the fuck up
>>62762913le epic own dood! the the dems are cautious about climate change so they should totally embrace high prices affecting the working class! You fucking faggot stop watching politics it’s a waste of time you dopamine addict. I bet you felt really smart when you heard someone else say dems should love high gas prices. You fucking eunuch kill yourself
>>62763136>the cycle will turn like it always does with everythingOMG THERE IS A BUBBLEIT'S GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>62763145SOXL dropped 90% last time nigger only a couple years ago. its going to fall more this time.
>>62763136But many people will probably get 2-3 times richer before it pops.
>>62763150so like a 30% dump for normal stocks?
>>62763150Well, Nvidia dropped 66% in 2022.
>>62763150>omg this heavily leveraged instrument moved a lot!
>>62763151I think they think "2 more years" and its what they say. They think that the pump lasts till trump is gone and then next faggot pays the bills. Maybe they are right. The market usually front runs though and maybe they dump before.
>>62763115>they rug pulled all the mixed kids with Pokemon cards and monkey pictures dudeTHATS MY PRESIDENT
>>62763156The script is probably to rug the markets in 2029 for the 100 year anniversary of the 1929 crash.
>>62763136We need Kevin to say something; otherwise, the market will think he welcomes the bubble.
>>62763136>intentionally create a bubble>intentionally pop itjust the nature of markets
>>62763160that would be kino too lmao
>>62763107>price discoveryThe Minor Financial CrisisThe Subprime Coin CaperThe Great Impression IgnomonyThe Bottom-line Conversions ConundrumThe Key Preformance Indicator ImplosionThe Triangular Tactic TsunamiThe Wallet War
We’re going back up… right?
>>62763115>10% of the population will die to the fentanyl epidemic another 10% of men will die in the forever warswhat the hell are these 2022 ass talking points? The fentanyl deaths have been plummeting and it was disproportionately affecting blacks who will kill themselves with drugs no matter what. Like 20 servicemen died in the Iran War in like 4 months, that's fewer than the accidental death rate for these guys. It's like being scared of being eaten by a shark or a vending machine falling on you.> rest will live in government subsidized goy podsIs this supposed to be a bad thing? Is the government going to start paying my rent? Don't mind if I do.
>>62763163yeah if Kevin wanted to cool the markets/inflation like he LARPs all he would have to do is just use vaguely stern language about the buildout being too "exuberant" and he could cool the shit down just with vague threats and not even need to hikeeverything is scripted though and they do the boom/bust cycles on purpose. normies are like the soiface poster and they just debt max until they lose everything in a bear market and then the rich people just buy everything up again/repeatmonkey brain faggots cant even remember the last 10 years of trading and/or they weren't around so you just get new crops of retards here that debt max memes until the next mass liquidation
>>62763170Nooooo you don't get it we are living in le worst times ever because latest blizzard game sucked or something even if average retard on welfare lives in better conditions than kings 200 years ago!
>>62763160We're going to have a blue wave now, the Democrats will get the trifecta in the 28 election into 29, and then it will be a race between a corporate tax hike breaking the equity markets and the bond market blowing up. Bond market blowing up could also come a lot sooner than that, either on its own or as contagion from France, Japan, AI hyperscalers, or PE managed life insurance & annuity debt.It's time to sell your American assets and go long Brazil, or at least start pushing fresh capital that way.Isto não é uma recomendação de investimento.
>>62763178>you live better than a kingI bet women dont even let you touch their vagina
Scaring the little girl?!? LADY
>>62763179I'm 60/4060% US, 40% other world
bonds are fake & cringestocks are real & based
>>62763179lame duck presidency into the first female president into the second great depression/lost decade is 100% possible timeline lmao
>receive letter from IRS>start sweating profusely>nervously open it with shaky hands>"you are eligible for federal match on retirement contributions because you make < $35K year, sign up for Trump IRA today"phew
>>62763179>invest in Brazil
>>62763187lmaois he really trying to buy the election?
>>62763187How do you make less than 35k a year? Are you a based neet or a cringe wagie?
>>62763183Same right now; usually run 70/30.Don't have much in the red to let go without tax consequences so can't restructure too much except around the edges and fresh deposits.
>>62763187The only shocking thing about this,is I'm surprised it's not 'you are eligible because you make greater than $35k a year'
>>62763190lol
>>62763185Imagine if China stops growing and hits their version of Japan's 90s depression at the same time.
>military ordered to be ready for possible Iran strikes as Trump weighs timing>axios>market pumpshuh
Trump will declare total war on Iran and extend his presidency.
>>62763191NEET living off capital gains
>>62763196the soijack poster in this thread is going to begging me to send him Bitcoin so he can buy soup
>>62763192something you can do as well is not reinvest dividends automatically, and put them where you need to rebalance.There's a broker that advises automatic distribution of dividends to positions of your choosing, but I forot the name of it. it's probably not worth it to switch brokers when it just takes like 5 minutes a quarter to do it.
>>62763046You have very poor reading comprehension possibly as bad as it can be while still bring able to read truly amazing
>>62763201
I don't now what I'm doing so I'm gonna invest in everything, surely this is a good strategy right? You can't lose if you own everything.
>>62763168Up?
>>62763187>BRO YOU GOTTA BUY STOCKS PLEASE BRO
>>62763200Martial law. After being fatally stabbed he'll say, "et tu, Marco"?
>>62763201Based. Income is a bullshit trap, they just take it away. Avoid that shit at all costs. #lowincomegang
>>62763200It would take a lot more than some war in the Middle East for that to fly. We’re getting a gay black woman president to inherit the market downturn after 2028. Obama style.
SCOTT BESSENTI'M CALLING YOU OUTTRY FUCKING HARDER
>>62763219hu?how do you make money without income?
>>62763214BRO PLEASE BRO ITS FOR THE CHILDRENS FUND THE CHILDREN EVEN HAVE STOCKS NOW IT CANT GO DOWN BRO JUST HOLD SP500 ITS GOING TO GO UP FOREVER PLEASE BRO NEVER SELL BRO NEVER WITHDRAW DO NOT REDEEM ONLY BUY BRO EVEN BUY IF ITS AT THE TOP BRO EVEN BUY WHEN ITS EXPENSIVE BRO DONT BE DUMB BRO BUY WITH LEVERAGE BRO WE NEED TO KEEP THE LINE UP BEFORE THE ELECTIONS BRO PLEASE I PROMISE ILL PRINT MORE MONEY BRO LINE GO UP BRO PLEASE BUY IT I WANT THE LINE TO GO UP SO THEY THINK IM A GOOD PRESIDENT BRO ILL MAIL YOU A 5000 CHECK BRO BUT YOU GOTTA USE IT TO BUY STOCKS ILL EVEN POST ON MY TWITTER WHAT STOCKS YOU SHOULD BUT ILL TELL YOU THE GOOD STOCKS BRO PLEASE BUY BONDS DONT MATTER BRO BONDS ARE JUST A THING FOR OLD PEOPLE THEY DONT EVEN EXIST DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT BONDS BRO I GOT RID OF ALL THE MEXICANS ARENT YOU GUYS HAPPY
>>62763219
>>62763201The only way.
>>62763226most of them are spoilt brats playing with their parents money. it's very common
the strait is irrelevant soon. And the war won’t matter and we will get rate cuts
whoever runs zimbabwe is a genius businessman or woman
>>62763233I helped my parents invest their money and they had nice returns don't you hate on me you rude anon
Why can would they crash the stock market when that's where all their wealth is stored
>>62763240Because they buy insurance
>>62763240So they can get cheapies and further consolidate more of the wealth in the world. Also it will get everyone on board for more coin clipping and endless inflation to save the financial system.
>>62763237I looked it upZimbabwa has 8% GDP growth raterelatively low inflationand a booming stock marketwhat is going on there?
who the fuck is Kevin
>>62763241>>62763242No I mean like a great depression crash like anons claim. Not a drawdown. They're not getting cheapies if their own address crater in value. If it's worked like that they wouldn't be terrified of deflation. A controlled deflation would let them get cheapies
>>62763240DE-RA-CI-NATE
>>62763246Kevin Darsh.
>>62763250Because they get better risk adjusted from bonds if they keep rising
>>62763246how does someone NOT know kevin?!
>>62763246The only names you need to know:David AxiosDavid SOXL John StockstonJames BondsKevin WarshJerome PowellMichael BloombergMichael Dell
>>62763255Don't forget Scott Bussy
>>62763246KEVIIIIINNNN
>>62763243the same thing happening here, apparently
>>62763260Didn't she just die or something?
>>62763259There's probably more too I don't have a grear memory
>>62763265Taylor Swift
>>62763264Yeah, she died this year I think. RIP.
>>62763255You forgot Richard Apple, or Dick Apple to his friends
>>62763250
>>62762898Thanks anon, you are alright too!
>AI companies would be profitable if they wanted to, but they prefer to use capital to improve their models instead>Projecting the revenue growth it'll 10x in two years tots
>>62762898Id win because I'm also /fit/. You can't even bench your lunch, pussyboy.
>>62763273Tim Apple yes forgot that too. It would be helpful to create an expansive list of key figures
is we getting Halloween candy cheapies?
>>62763250No one is actually at the driver's wheel anon. It's all emergent behavior.
>>62763292Isnt that shit still like 20 dollars for a small bag? Candy company sales are way way way way down, youd think theyd try being reasonable with chocolate bars made with zero cocoa.
>>62763274Where's the deflation tho
>>62763294I guarantee the Jews will do everything they can to steer the emergent behavior away from losing any amount of their wealth tho.
>>62763292
>>62763292I stopped buying that stuff because I end up eating like 40 mini snickers bars in a matter of a few days.
>>62763187Me too, every time I see a Federal/ IRS letter I shit my pants
>>62763057Elon will do it, and it will be funded by brrrrrrr. so spcx is a buy for me since it will outpace the hyper inflation.
>>62763294good one anon
I have too much GOOG and not enough VOO so I should sell some GOOG but some anon in the last thread said that Jimmy Buffett already did that in June so now I don't want to anymore.
>>62763260>>62763264daylight come and me wan go homehttps://youtu.be/WI7ePVquOtk
>>62763320Oh fuck she's dodging those big claymation worms.
i do on occasion enjoy investing in cookies
Tomorrow my TQQQ bags will take me above 600k.
>teenage girl smiled at me nicelythis will nourish me for weeks
>>62763338Did she want your D?
>>62763338nourish... really anon?
>>62763334not in my watch
>>62763340wut does dat say? "Militia"?
>>62763346Yes. It's the poon militia.
Bessent enjoyer bros... Oil doesn't want to dump.
>>62763342Kek this are some fast acting roids You got hella ripped overnightDid you boof them
>>62763351yes why
>>62763346Because the word police was considered "fascist". Militia references to the people
I'm gonna laugh at people calling into The Ramsey Show until I fall asleep. This is financial advice.
>>62763334>cookiesFamous amos right? RIGHT?
>>62763342You faggot took my arm and AIed it, lmao
Did I ruin my life by not investing more every month over my 5 years of waging I need financial advice
>>62763359no it was from the KR bakery
>>62763360prove it
>>62763361Yes anon averaging 2k a year investment is pretty pitiful. Let me guess, you don't have a wife and family either
>>62763361how is your pension looking
>>62763361>Did I ruin my life
>>62763342but the vein is smaller than originally, absolute and relatively, brutal auraloss
>>62763361Life is a fight with the certainty that we are going to lose. Don't despair, anon.
>>62763367I still have like 25 years before the pension is worth >>62763365Yes I'm a truecel. I'm gonna switch this to $50 in each weekly and see if the checking account stays positive after a few months
>>62763369your just jealous my arm is better
>>62763372>I still have like 25 years before the pension is worthBe sure the read in great detail and understand the pension contract. It may have several different benefits that trigger at different times (years of service). Do you get free medical after a certain time, does the retirement benefit increase after a certain time or is just a set amount. No need to answer, just be sure you understand it. Also does employer offer matching contributions, if so, are you getting them.
>>62763372>I still have like 25 years before the pension is worthWhat I'm alluding to is that it depends on the total picture. Is your money going towards a house? Cocaine? Took a pay cut for a job with a better pension plan? Slacking off because you expect a huge inheritance? Jackie Chan? Took a low paying job that will allow for rapid career progress? Are you spending half your paycheck on dragon dildos?
>XOM CVX Guyana gang
>>62763378lookin good, what stack bro
>>62763369You'd have nice arms if you boofed your test. Why even bother roiding for a mid dad bod
You guys are fuckin homos.
>>62763384You know that the arm on the left and the two identical arms on the right are not the same. The reason I put them side by side is to see the length differenceI'm on the far left, without roids. The guy on the right is our smigstradamus defender. One of the 30pbtid guys here
>>62763340
>>62763389I don't know any mothefucker you don't know me
>>62763392if you know you know
>>62763382Lmao what a gay ass Skelly picture
>>62763387Women drove me to homosexI'm going to bed now wanna come with?
>>62763396That's what happens when you skip on Sauerkraut, it's tough
I had AI make a trend radar for me.it finds clusters of trades,like memory or whateverand estimates the trend.for example,did you know the genomics trade is taking off?
>>62763397No, but I should probably start getting ready for bed, myself.
>>62763387
i'm gonna buy a 1000 shares of schd tomorrow why shouldn't i
>>62763382huh?? I just do squats and drink milk
>>62763404
>>62762915Im the anon who started shilling QTEX here. NLST was also a really good catch shame I missed it.
>>62763405I don't like it. The AI made my arms shorter. AI is dogshit
>>62763410
>>62763412Based and Kraftwerkadjacentpilled
futures guy is gone
You guys gotta chill AI slopping my arm. You are making me want to blast a shitton of drugs
kevin what the fuck?!
>>62763424what a cute lil fella. he doesnt know when he grows up he'll turn into a monster preying on peoples demise, named bobo. it might be better to end it here
>>62763087Added basic correlation matrix too, and this workspace is based an oil monitoring flow. Tomorrow I'll probably add some Jupyter Notebook functionality.
>>62763429That's not a bear cub it's a Quokka
>>62763424he made it!
>>62762563I'm asking Index options verses ETF options. What's underlying the index options? What's driving their trade?
>futures
>>62763164I thought this was the ai apu smigger
>>62763441Oh, it's SPX so the cash value or price of the S&P 500 index. It doesn't have actual underlying shares like ETF options (like SPY). So the 'underlying' is just the current price of the SPX index.
>>62763444hes back
>>62762747>Are you young? Then bubbles are a meme. Even if it pops, you'll be alright just HODLing (assuming diversified). You're not going to somehow time the market. >If it doesn't pop, awesome. >If it does pop, awesome. Cheap slurpies to accumulate for a few years.I've never understood this mentality. Price insensitivity is seen as a sign of stupidity when it comes to pretty much every single purchasable thing in this world, except for stocks. Why are we supposed to close our eyes and buy no matter how retarded the market gets?
>KODK is loading for another giga-nigger blastoff Are you faggots finally going to listen to me?
>>62763466sometimes it's better to feel than understand babe
>>62763469nah
>>62763466>he's not retardmaxxing in 2026
>>62763466I'm not price insensitive I buy monthly and buy harder when prices are looking low.
>>62763479Nigga the bed bath and beyond thread and the gameStop thread are fighting RIGHT FUCKING NOW and you think retardmaxxing is a good idea?
>>62763499is this real if so source and context please
>>62763469>buy kodk>become rich>obtain beautiful alt-hoeit's just that ez
>>62763499Hahaha holy shit I almost feel sorry for those mouthbreathing bastards
>>62763505You can just open the catalogue. They're a bit like Shia and Sunni Muslims, but instead of worshipping Mohammad, they both worship a Jewish guy named Ryan Cohen. There was a split in the sects regarding a fundamental religious split on the teachings of the cusip conundrum, and 3 years later they're still fighting to this day.
Wait, these retards are talking about Kodak and not Kodiak
Happy October 7th
>>62763512I meant the video of the clown guy getting tossed
>>62763508damn
>media doing one last final blitz of fear mongering to pump oil>democrats trying to keep gas prices high for midtermsHave you got your oil shorts yet?
>>62763508wow hes just not like me
>listened to some anon saying nigger pump would happen Thursday>spy calls going to get heemed I don't know what all this cycle bullshit was about but I trusted you, anon
Is FTC (Filtronic) a good buy?It's a feeder company for SpaceX and just secured another deal.
>>62763561and yet nothing will change and SPY will push 900 by jan 2027
>>62763508I've been adding shares like $50 at a time since the IPO. This is what I got. Also, dammit. I lost 50% of my investment.
>>62763573How do I get this specimen to snort ketamine off my dick??
might slurp some KORU soon, way oversold
Already at -0.75%Where is the fucking TACO?
>>62763586pretty good odds of <$20 KORU being profitable
>green futuresI need to cut off a couple of dead end investments again. They are making my portfolio weep every day with small blood shed tears. I wish for everyone on /biz/ an incredibly lucky day!
>>62763430don’t forget about the retrograde of mercury>>62763466stagflation
Why is Oil pumping so hard? What the hell is going on?
>>62763650Because Yurop agreed to release some od its SPRs, obviously.
>>62763650because I said so
>>62763634I've been thinking about cutting off my Uranium losses, but I think it'll bounce back within a year.
>>62763650>Why is Oil pumping so hardbecause i sold my oil stocks yesterday
>>62763656the chinese are blockading the entire asian sea and blocking oil transport to asian allies of the US. i made all of that up.
>>62763656>>62763657>>62763659What the hell is going on? Cruelest dream reality
>>62763660They do have a strait of their own over there. Would be funny if someone were to take control of it...
Two deep red days in a row? Is it over?
>>62763650Democrats gotta pump oil until midterms, but they might run out of money first. Get your shorts now.
>>62763688Nothing is over. Nothing!
>>62763688Bools are fuckedBrehs, it's our time
TOTAL MARKET ANNIHILATION
>>62763657gotta hit that medial head more, damn.
great opportunity on silver coming up
There were headlines yesterday about Trump not being keen on a deal and preparing to bomb Iran.So it appears to have been true that the US was just out of bombs. I mean, that very much indicates it or why did the US basically do nothing for weeks>>62763736The medial head you retard hellooohoo
>>62762932Rubio represents retrenchment which at this point is best case scenario for the US.
>>62763741>shoulder sticks out that much from side with small medial head
>>62763736It appears you changed the shoulder. The shoulder has no medial head
This is brutal. Reddit got wrecked
>>62763746whatever dude
>>62763749From cannonball to onion shoulder, stop
>>62763748The US has so many different fastfood chains, it's like sportsbetting
>>62763751this was me just three weeks ago
Post once Range banned for 2 weeks. Few weeks later try to post again post once banned again. This is why this website is dying piece of shit. Fuck you
>>62763754Just letting you know that changing the MD5 to dodge filters isn't going to work when your ID stays the same.
It's actually remarkable how stupid the goyim are.A few days ago we had articles about how Middle East oil flows were ABOVE pre war levels, and now we're getting articles about how flows have dropped to lowest levels in months.I'm starting to think they deserve to be abused by the 'elites'.
another red day
>>62763759how is it my fault im retarded?
>>62763757>you looked better before roidingyes I know
>>62763754crazy development, dayum>>62763771Kek, you're sperging out like some other /fitfag I dunked on years ago despite him being more muscular (he also was on roids). Shittalking him + a picture of me made him repost my image in several threads on /fit and adding weird texts
>>62763759>“Crude crossing the strait fell 27% from a wartime high the week before, to at least 10.1 million barrels a day,” two Kpler analysts reported, as the firm counted only seven commodity carriers traversing the strait on Tuesday. This was the lowest figure since late July, the analysts said.>“That is back to its September average, but 74% of its pre-war level,” the analysts noted, adding that the most marked decline in tanker movements was in vessels involved on ship-to-ship transfers in the Gulf of Oman. STS is how Saudi Arabia has ramped up its exports of crude—a move hailed as instrumental in the recovery of overall oil flows out of the Persian Gulf.Still 74%, cope and seethe.
>>62763777It wasn't a comment about oil flows you goyim spastic, it was about what they tell the goyim. You're a case in point.
DAMN, PEPSI BEAT, IT'S UP 1% (still below tuesday level when he said to buy PEP)
>>62763777Exactly , who cares what retard think or write. Oil up 4%
>>62763782>circumstances change>uhm why didn´t you know this in advance goyim!
>>62763785I appreciate the people who state their case and intentions...... accountability
>>62762932>assmongoloid videoGet the fuck out to pol with other mongoloids like you.
free mexican art todaystock market guys must need to talk prices
>>62763785kek, don't you have work to do, Lambros?
>>62763777>Two (((analysts))) reportedYes, my Jewish masters, I will believe your lies.
Fuck this.I'm buying energy and EU natural gas again.
Bepis jumpin' up and down crazy style, 126,5 into 122. Hope the earnings gamblers have premarket access.
PEP smiggers. Are we going to die today? Yes blabla beat, but still. I feel a chill in my bones.
This it.
Maybe it's the last chance to get out today before the big one
>Futures
My “““safe””” eurostock getting raped and gaped harder than yesterday
>>62763777>Kpler Kpler is owned by Pahlavist Iranian. If you think use Kpler as a source, you shouldn’t be trading oil. >74%Doubt it is even 74%. That number is extrapolated from a single week where the Iranians were negotiating during UNGA. They held back as a gesture of good faith. Now the gloves are off and they will destroy the gynozog slave stateI am expecting oil to hit 105-110 before November, likely mid October, Brent to 115 or 120. You can bookmark this. I am betting my entire portfolio on this. If I lose, I will be homeless
oil status?
>>62763787take your gay little green text and stick it where your foreskin should be you homo. Oil up 5%
>>62763824Bullish. I hope you get in during the sell off. It’s too late now. But Bessent minions and bots will likely kick in at 11am EST to push prices down. You may get buy in at that point but I don’t know how effective the price repression still is. It is less effective every day
>>62763816Ticker?
>>62762932The next presidency will be fucking poison. Social Security is insolvent in 2032. Whoever is next have to deal with it and there is no way out. It’s may be better to lose
>>62763240When the market crashes, they don't suddenly lose their income. They are still rich. They are not forced to sell low like all the laid off people eating into their savings. That's how they extract extra wealth from the middle class.
>>62763240>pump stocks and yields>buy bonds while the goyim buy stocks>crash stocks>watch the goyim flock to bonds while they buy cheap stockIt is self-evident what they are doing. How can you not see it?
>>62763836RR, alright realistically it’s not that safe but it had been until Trumps little Middle Eastern adventure
make a new thread tho
>>62763863No
>>62763863
>>62763857It's annoying but I'm holding it, think it will have a nice run whenever this dhit finally ends
/SMG/ is deadAnd we have killed it
>>62763857Oh yeah I've been watching RR for a while and it was always in a crab. Kind of a big discount now.
man i love watching the sun rise over nyc every morning
>>62763870We should do a census and see how many of us are left. I doubt we're more than 10 anons here.
>>62763877this is like the only good thread on the whole site
Crashing this market with no survivers
>>62763869Yeah I’m not selling for ages, it had a huge pump on the first ceasefire so an actual one would be huge
>>62763877Brutal thing is that this is almost certainly true but /smg/ is still one of the healthiest generals. Usually such an old general would´ve already have been taken over a year in by triptrannies.
>>62763877a bunch of people always leave when the markets get rough and they have been rough since July, I should look through FinTwit/Reddit for loss porn
Wtf happened?
>>62763889Smigstraumus was right, you did listen to him didn't you?
>>62763877I am the only oil bull in here for sure. Nobody buy oil except for me
>>62763889Smg retired. All are rich now
>>62763898If you are just doing buy and hold with ETFs then what's the point of tax advantaged?
>>62763898in that situation u don't have to max it every year or whatever, but maybe get some qqqm and just forget about it
>AAPL green in premarketthis stock just doesnt miss, ever
>>62763889BIDEN "SLEEPY HOE" BIDEN threatened to start the war, again!
>>62763907bruh u want to pay capital gains on ur leverage qqq etf or whatever 20 years from now? the government is giving u a chance to dodge taxes, holy shit take it
>>62763912>well run company with great products that didn't play the ai prisoners dilemma with the rest of the industryyup love aapl
the market doesn't even let me become a millionaire in Swedish money, that's less than 100 000 dollars, everytime I get close it dumps
>>62763913if ur over 59 u can out of ur roth with zero taxes on anything. you can just get some big dividend pumper like gpiq and take out the cash every month zero taxes, or u can dump all ur voo at once, again no taxes.
>>62763898>I am hesitant to use like a Roth account since I doubt I will live to retirement age.you can pull from the roth and just take the penalty. or look up rule 72t which avoids the early withdrawal penalty
>>62763917He said he's going to die in 10 years anyway.
>>62763928ok how about one of those tax advantaged healthcare accounts that way if he needs it for bills he can take it out, but if he lucks out and finds himself alive at 60 he'll have a nice tax free pile of dough
>>62763923It’s been dumping when I near £100k, only going to get there by adding my usual £1-2k a month at this rate
*Boom*
Will anons flee France? If you boys think you can get your pensions tax free when the Afro-Communist regime takes over then I got a bridge in Mississippi to sell you.
>>62763950Nobody but ultra goys think we'll be getting a livable pension anymore. You either save up money yourself or get figuratively guillotined as you reach retirement age(75 years old)
LMAO bond chuds
Still green on my stonkers but US open might change that I'm afraid.
>Iran>will respond to US proposal within few days>Oil dumps/Stocks pump>will not abandon enrichment rights>will not hand over uranium>nothing
>PEP 2.34 EPS vs 2.29 expected>net sales up 5.6%>revenue 25.27B vs 24.96 expected>3% growth in beverages this quarter>1% growth in food this quarteranother beat at a fucking 5 year low. lets see how the faggots at JPM spin the "ELI LILLY IS MAKING GOYSLOP OBSOLETE" narrative fucking again
I really hope SpaceX drops below 120 after blue wave...
>>62763981SpaceX will be $1200 before it is $120.
>>62763986>bro is we spent 20 quadrillion dollars we can make a floating hunk of metal thats rich people only zoneHOLY FUCK IM APING EVERYTHING AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
cool fucking oil is up 5% this morning what the fuck blew up now
>>62763973
>>62763995did you read the article? its AI slop and doesn't make any sense at all. they project 6% which was what they originally projected and then its AI slop about how bad it is
>>62763019Kek, underrated.
>>62763999All articles everywhere are just a big bowl of beans
Who is going to be the next Sandisk?
>>62764013>DOWN ON NEWS OF HORRIBLE>green>beatmany such a cases
>>62764016A -2x QQQ ETF
WTF WTF GOOG
>>62763988We’re going to be a K2 type civilization.That means we’re gonna get Klarna 2.
>>62763973honk honk>>62763995honk honk
new bread???
>>62764059baker is kill
>The cost of many everyday items would have declined last year and early this year without President Donald Trump’s tariffs, according to the New York Federal Reserve.>The cost of 67 categories of goods were 2.9 percentage points higher as of February thanks to tariffs, according to a paper from a team of researchers at the central bank’s New York arm.>Without the levies, the team found that prices for the products they studied would have pulled back by almost 1%.
>>62764062Read this in a whiny nasally new york jew voice
>>62764062but dude he was going to save America money with the tariffs!!!>nigger print 4 trillion dollars for israel war
1) WTF NOKTARDS YOU SAID THIS WOULD GOING UP2) i found out NOK is sensitive to UKOIL (brent) spikes/dipsi wouldnt have found out if i wasnt in NOK
>PEP IS LAUNCHING DORITOS PROTEIN CHIPSBULLISHASFUCK
Is this the end times
>>62764073do they incorporate ai?
>>62764078they are still talking. I haven't heard anything about AI yet. fucking retards
>>62764079>we are expecting sequential improvement in Q4 and into 2027>"we invest in growth invest in growth" - Mexican sounding dude from PEP
>>62764079not touching it until they leverage ai to streamline their processes and optimize efficiency
>>62764081the frito bandito?
>>62764073Unironically why are they adding protein to fucking everything and how do we make money from this. You even get high protein coffees in stores now
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>>62764073They want me back
>>62763649you're an idiot
