Look who's back edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62762889
Please buy oil. Just oil. Sell everything else. If your portfolio has anything beside oil, you are a goy
protein oil
No panicans allowedMAGA
Is Pepsi the next Nike?Are we going to see these huge boomer companies die with them?
it's almost 2027 and honestly pretty embarrassing we don't have 24/7 markets and 5x leveraged ETFs like a modern civilized country. the US is going to fall behind if it doesn't embrace the gooombler economy.
>>62764091Them's some heavy bags, too bad I ain't carrying 'em.
PROTIENDORITOCHIPS
>Samsung books $80b profit>World first for a tech company>Nine fold increase in third-quarter earnings>Stock dumps
>>62764094>revenue up>profit up>core profit up>EPS up>core EPS upnigger what chart are you looking at? how is this Nike?
>OilI'll say it again : boomThere's no containing it now.It's not too late to short every index, you know, in fact, you're still early.
>>62764099I bet my hynix is gonna dump too
slurped some soxl
>>62764099>she still hasn't figured out that>good news = bad>bad news = good
>>62764089Because of ozempic desu the soon to be former fatties have had it drilled in to them that they need protein since they’ll be eating a lot less while on it
>>62764111>they eat lessI'm so fucking sick of GLP1 shills. everyone is still fat as fuck
>>62764096I am beating the S&P500. I was doing 60% this year before Trump jawboned me in September. This time I want him impeached.
Green day today. Screebcap this.
Bussyent will wake up and print some oil, just wait.
Up 16.6% for the year this time last week, now just 6%. What's it all for
>>62764115witnessed
>>62764115red day unless bussy prints oil
>>62764103Pepsi is failing.They cannot sustain themselves in the GLP-1 market. Our goyslop age is coming to an end. Modern consumers want healthful snacks.
>>62764121Oil will end at 96 today, at least 94. Ansar Allah just nuked Saudi refineries again a don Iran is attacking ships around Fujairah
Start oil business
>>62764123I actually think pepsi's marketing just sucks, and I havent bought a pack of soda in years.
>>62764095This but 10x leverage, not right that I can’t become a millionaire of one big bet
Onions la Goldship, rufles y cabritas
Klarna lowered guidance almost entirely on expected German economical downturn. Bullish on Klarna yet? I know I am!
>>62764123nigger they acquired 100 "health" brands because bankers keep repeating this fud. they are objectively selling more not less but you will get 20 more articles about how GLP 1s are putting them under (paid for by some Jewish bankers that is long Eli Lilly and short PEP)
>>62764129Yurop has 10x leveraged commodity CFDs by default and just look how rich we are KEK
>>62764119Memes
I won't sell a single droplet of oil, Bussy. Not a single one. I will hoard until I see your gay ass GAPED on national television. I have time, Bussy. You may have all that infinite tax money to burn shorting oil, but not matter how much you burn, you can't buy what matters the most. Time. And dear lord do I have plenty of it.I won't stop until I see you humiliated, your bussy gaped for the entire world to see.
>>627641311% growth is more exciting if you put it in allcaps
Thank you. One moment for our next question.
Wow I sure do fucking hate SILVER
what did those mexicans say on the PEP call? the pump is fading.
>>62764146a banker just asked them about AI I'm not even fucking joking... and the CEO said something like "we want to make sure every dollar spent delivers shareholder value before we spend it"
>>62764146Don't you buy PEP for the dividend?The more it goes down the more the yield increase.What's the problem?
>>62764086Who's ready for another great day Netlistchads?I can't wait to see how much we'll go up today
>>62764131i genuinely burst out laughing>Euro area annual inflation is expected to be 3.8% in September 2026, up from 3.2% in August
>>62764141>more than double than previous expectations is nothing Confirmed for Klarna derangement syndrome. Not a good look!
>>62764161>1% growth>10% inflationgrim
Hey I could coastfire, $600k NW is there a point or should I still be grinding?I’ve automated my job so I spend more or less the day getting paid $120-$130k working out, hanging out with the doggo and playing vidya.
>muh sp is up ytdIts all fake and gay tech bros wanking eachother and stroking the president's ego and energy stocks proffiting from them and geopolitics
>>62764153he should have said they're going to build doritos based datacenters
>>62764123nah, GLPs are making people go blind, if it seems too good to be true it probably is.Im long PEP a small position, just DRIP those divvies till you die nigger
>>62764164What's your job?
>real economy shrinks 2.4%>france about to hyperinflate the euro>germans will cling to austerity even harder
>>62764167yeah.. he seemed pissed the stupid bitch even asked him it and they rugged out right when he said they weren't building datacenters
>>62764160>>62764163>outgrowing inflation Not a thing that exists in reality.
>>62764160Entire Euro area is fucked this winter they have no energy reserve
PEP and MCD going down should tell you we ARE in a recession, and have been for a while already.
>>62764164What 130k job do you have that you can automate..
Anyone wanna buy my food stamps for 50 cents on the dollar so I can make speculative investments?
>>62764164You asked this yesterday. You're fine.
>>62764164Depends on old you are, and if you have kids. If you're content just checking out from society then you're set. If you have or plan to have kids. Probably keep going.
>>62764177what makes you say that? last I checked Europe had fuckloads of fuel
>>62764169core business is fine. just some of the profits getting raped by oil costs they have no control over.CEO kept talking about some top secret hedging program that he wont give more details on until Q4 but apparently these niggers are long oil or something to recoup costs or whatever I dunno
>>62764174>we're already the biggest chip producer in the world>we will use cool ranch technology for energy efficient coolingstock would have giga pumped
>>62764177Yeah I read that the last 5 times, zigger. Temperature are still so high Europe already went one month without the need to burn natgas, and it's on track to be the same for October. An exact re-enactment of 2022. Thus ikt's already acted right now that there won't be shortage for this winter.Yes, I saved and kept the the 2022 maps.
>>62764153>the CEO of PEP said something like "we want to make sure every dollar spent delivers shareholder value" when asked about investments in AIBased.The CEO of CVX said something very similar when they asked him about his investments to prevent climate change.
>>62764160dude, US gdp is only up due to AI and healthcare
>>62764198incredibly based>hey its Sarah Cohen from JPM and we are wondering if you SUPPORT CURRENT NARRATIVE EVEN IF ITS COUNTER OR UNRELATED TO YOUR BUISNESSI hate kikes so much its unreal
>>62764193Post em
>>62764201there is evidence itt that pepsi also outpaced inflation
>>62764177>"winter">he doesn't know about climate changeYesterday I spent the afternoon in the garden watching my chili plants grow, it was a nice warm 24°C in early October. t. german
>>62764208Awright
>>62764219This was the most ridiculous one, like, God himself is sending his message.And he will do it again.
I don't get it. We're supposedly in a crisis. Oil and gas prices are above €2.20. Volatility is going to continue, especially since there's no agreement between the US and Iran. Even if there were an agreement, we still have two more years of Donald Trump and his unpredictability to ensure he doesn't just decide to tear it up. Yet, everywhere I go, I see people dining out and cafes packed to the brim every single week. Not to mention that I still see people driving to work by themselves. There's no carpooling, no public transport usage. People just go for whatever is most convenient, even if that convenience costs more.And when I talk to some of them, they tell me they have subscriptions to Netflix, Disney Plus, or sports channels. In the best-case scenario, just to save money, they resort to pirate streaming, putting their personal data at extreme risk. But besides that, in many cases they also own money to a bank. How?
>>62764204Mike Wirth said something like "our job is to give returns to our shareholders, so they can spend it as they please, (if you can get them interested in climate change)".
the same niggers that cry about climate change have a whole portfolio of SPCX lol
>>62764221God still loves Europe
>>62764225Mike Wirth would make a great president. America deserves a man like him. He is incredibly intelligent but also has high charisma. A very rare human.
>>62764223>they resort to pirate streaming, putting their personal data at extreme riskCan't believe I read all the way down to here before realising you were a moron not worth taking seriously.
>>62764223Mr Trump broke america, I don't think we will ever get a politician ever again that puts public interest above the now very accessible public coffers that could be lining their pocket
>>62764198No CEO is as based as pic related
>>62764223>We're supposedly in a crisis. Oil and gas prices are above €2.20Fuel at the pump in Germany is 2.20 / liter. Half of that is taxes. We are in a crisis of our bureaucracy, it consumes a larger share of the incomes while providing less and less quality of service to the taxpayers.
>on top of all of the shti that is happening right now a hurricane is threatening 25% of americas oil production. you cant make this shit up. How is oil not $250 dollars
>>62764119What tanked? Everything's up, even CVX.
>>62764237"free healthcare" doesn't work if you keep importing Africans. same reason Americans will never have it because hispanics already try to bankrupt all of our rural hospitals by not paying any bills
>>62764231Being abrasive like that is way more harmfull to yourself than me
Totally sustainable.
>>62764245its funny that costs can 10x and it actually is sustainable...>costs $38/barrellso yeah oil goes from 60 to 100 but hypothetically totally sustainable to just eat a fucking 10x cost increase lmao
>>62764223worlds ending m8, you gonna cry about it or are you gonna enjoy what's left of the good times while they last?
>>62764245Why would China need to do this if oil has been gushing out of the Persian Gulf for the past month?
>>62764164grind until you hit $2m at least
>>62764232That’s only if the public doesn’t utilize the second amendment for its intended purpose.
I finally made it to 300k. I'm sure I'm going to get fucked by the eternal boomer somehow, but I think things will be alright.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62764256>helen of troywtf is that
Intcels...I'm gonna go into hemorrhagic shock from my bleeding asshole
>>62764258to prevent the quartering of troops in our homes and excessive stamp taxes?
>>62764247I can live well without Hollywood's consumer standards being mostly frugal>>62764237And yet, people keep taking it all for granted, despite the blatant deterioration. And they keep rewarding themselves. With pastries. Filet mignon. And in your case, with sausages, Würste.
> The fire at the Abqaiq oil plant is spreading – satellite images show 8 thermal hotspots with a total intensity of 332.4 megawatts, compared to a normal average of around 4 megawatts. Just flaring, trust us bro, nothing to see
Holy shit, tech is green, MU is green, CVX? neon green, wtf? Is this the golden age of America?
WHY IS IT ALL RED?
>>62764264Based
>>62764273commodities arent
>>62764265>Helen of Troy missed revenue projections+15%>PEP beats revenue projectionsITS GOING FUCKING UNDER SELL EVERYTHING MAN ITS FUCKING OVER THE GLP1sefficient market thesis or whatever
>>62764258Right to bobo
Mr. Trump's war thoughbeit
How Saudi Aramco is still slightly green YTD is beyond me. Their losses are catastrophic, and no, oil price going up doesn't even start to cover a fraction of the losses.
Let’s go ServiceNow
>>62764282what is that 9/10 shit even about? 9.99 is already the price, so what's up with that
>>62764269>I should punish myself because kikes spent too much on computer chips and started a war for israelI'm going to have a steak for dinner tonight Hans just because fuck you
At least one of the four swing trades I have left is up today
>>62764283the market gets less and less rational every yeararamco is green because aramco = oil and oil is go up because le warfinancials don't mattervalue doesn't matteronly memes matter nowonly a few sectors don't follow this and none of them are exciting
>>62764282They can always change to 9.99 per liter
Reddit is up
HEAD AND SHOULDERS ON QQQITS FUCKING JOEVER AND DON FOR
>>62764068alsomany things OTHER THAN NOK are getting into ideal bottoming zoneshyperscalers having earnings on the 28th and 29th gives plenty of time to continue falling
Cathie Woods sold HOOD. I bought at 105. Lets see who is right
Good boys chatting at the diner. Young guy says time to move from from tbills to broader equity exposure. He knows the term basis points.
>>62764264>CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
The Iranians are dragging Trump's ass. Politically and financially.
>>62764283>>62764295highlight of the year for me was Iran actually blowing up an Amazon datacenter in the middle east and the Amazon pumped 30%. I guess bankers were like>OOOOO the DATACENTERS are so important the Muslims hate them we need to buy exploded datacenters ASAP with 1000x leverage
I buy the dip but it keeps dipping.
>>62764300Better than me, I bought at 110 thought it was strong support
>TTWO>PEP>O>KMB>SCHDI'm green as fuck today
Am I suppose to buy low and keep buying on the low?When you should you buy higher than your average stock price?
KEK BAGGIES
>>62764309sieeeeeeeeet id, how appropriate
>>627642889.999
>>62764301>sell the bottom buy the topa real smigger
>asked broker to ban me from the app>stocks crashing >Begged them to give me back the app>They refusedHave I fucked myself? I did this because I panic sold when the war started and didn't want to make that mistake again.
>>62764264SUFFERING
>>62764240What hutricane i thought there are no in 2026
>>62764325yes and yes
Are they doing the rebalancing meme
>>62764325drip is for lazy people that pretend like logging into their broker for 2 minutes once a quarter is a hastle. just disable it>buy fractionalyes>sell fractionalyesyou probably wont get a good entry with drip. better to time it yourself
>>62764312When i traded on technicals I actually had more success buying at the upper end of a bollinger band. I guess because it's a trailing momentum indicator.
Bloomberg:>No one wants baggy jeans>Psssh cmon, no one wants low cut jeans>lets not go back thereWill women finally just admit they dont care about appearance and just want to dunk on uglier ones? This seems like a good time to slurp Levi..
MPC just goes up 3% every daySmigtards ignore me no matter how much I shill itInvest in diesel, not crude you stupid fucks
>>62764336the whole point is that you stop doing whatever poor people do. that's why fashion is "cyclical" and why there is a resellers market for old clothes.
>>62764336It's not just me being a bitter fatass, I really never liked the look. It's less shapely.
>>62764289>not being a good goy cattle consumer is self punishmentIts mr Barbosa to you btw
>>62764342I wondered yesterday if the upper class are going to stop using personalised numberplates because they've become so common now. I remember when spotting personalised numberplates in rich areas was a fun hobby, now they're so tacky to see.
*pops*
>>62764346I liked the 03-07 phase of low cut jeans with a tight inseam that really illustrates the thunder thighs. These lululemon broads got cocky with their "form fits" which eliminated the fupa.Someone brings that back I would be on the fucking board of directors Id buy so many shares.
>>62764240I'm as bullish as I can be on oil, but it's not a big hurricane, and it will at best only affect a few days of productionWhich is bad, but not 250$ bad, come on.Now refineries leveled down every day in the middle east, that's something.And as said, how Saudi Aramco is still slightly green this year even with those catastrophic losses is beyond me. Even oil going over 9000 wouldn't cover their losses.Efficient market my fucking ass.
Green soon
>>62764349I am giga minimalist man. I'm not changing my habits based on a fucking news story I read from Jew telling me the sky is falling.imagine looking at other people to decide how you are going to act... that's true cattle behavior sirs.
>BWETGODS
>everything is red>againBut why? How can an entire market based on the free market crash and burn. Shouldn't prices stay up if nobody sells below the current stock price? I dont get it
Move aside Lords, S&P 493 coming through.
>>62764340So is this a refinery? I don't trust commodities anymore. I used to shill AEP here because of palm oil biodiesel until they crashed it 22% with export controls. Commodities also tend to have razor thin margins and get taxed to fuck by whatever far left banana republic they get their oil from.
>>62764365>everythingEnergy is up THOUGHEVERIf you don't have energy, it's a (you) problem and you deserve what is coming.
>>62764356You ever been to Delaware? The whole state outside of Wilmington is essentially that.>Find thing>figure out how to flex on poors with thing>poors eventually can afford thing they gatekept>richfags move onto another trendI saw this with the monograms in NC when I lived there. It was like a right of passage for suburban Karens to have monograms on EVERYTHING they own.
>>62764086MATHE OVERNIGHT JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN MA
I full ported into bitcoin derivatives and I'm getting ass blasted with force
>>62764240comercial insurance is green so it's a nothing burger, if you see cb doing a -10% then shit is goign to hit the fan.
>>62764368>Palm oil biodieselNever mind forget I mentioned it I don't want to be invested in anything you're buying forget about it
Man days like this are crap. Most of tech is red, but prices still haven't fallen enough to offer a decent entry. All the pumps are scams that reverse immediately. Not even many options for a nice little swing trade.
>>62764364Why didn't I listen to anon back when it was <700
>>62764360On what planet is Saudi Aramco ever going to go bust?
>>62764365>everythingwhen I see this I know you are one of those type of niggers that has 20 tickers on his watchlist and all 20 are tech
sold some DELL. might buy it back later on a dip
>>62764371Must suck being played like this as a poorfag, always striving to be something they never will be
>>62764363It's easier said than done. Every time try to ignore the news I keep hearing about something more and more awful through the grapevine until i eventually crack and check to see if it's really that bad.
>>62764386You have no idea how demoralizing the class shit is in the south. There are places where you CAN NOT GO if you arent in the club. Its bizarre.
>>62764371every sorority bitch I knew in college had monogram everything. tacky as fuck now you would get laughed at.its all about dunking on poors
>>62764385Who are these two women? Please don't tell me this is some Shinji Ito body horror before/after thing.
>>62764378how do you feel about these spreadssss?
>>62764371Wonder what happened to this sweater? Should be in a museum.
>>62764356I saw one that made me feel good a couple weeks ago that was the same name as my favorite coloring book: Bug TimeI thought I was alone but other people like colors too
>>62764398it's michael dell's wife
>>62764385Is that the same woman on the right, or is that an alien wearing her skin as a suit?
>>62764376>I don't want to be invested in anything you're buyingSmart!>>62764385That video with her behind trump in the red dress wtf.
https://x.com/tradertheory/status/2107923924721779034
>>62764411Bullish for Klarna.
>>62764385LILLY
>>62764395My college gf was president of her sorority. People just assumed I was in a frat (I was not) and people would always ask why I never wore the monogram'd shit. I never had a good answer but she would get mad at me for saying >No thanks, I can make friends without paying for them>>62764401Agreed but only if they add this fit...
>>62764406What did they do to her? Did they give her a face transplant with an ugly bitch? Was Melania jealous and they made Dell uglify his wife into a goblin?
>>62764363No. It's just that you think you need it because you were socialized to think you need it. We are on completely different levels of self-sustainability. To me, the chicken I killed yesterday and am having for dinner tonight is worth more than going out to eat.Looking at other people spending like that is only going to make me redouble my efforts to be even more self-sufficient and ensure that every single cent of my salary stays in my pocket starting in 2027And it starts with baby steps. I started by quitting smoking. I stopped making stupid purchases every time I went to work. I don't even watch TV anymore, let alone spend much time on the computer. Most people would say I've completely fried my brain but i just dont give a fuck
>>62764364Jesus christ, I could have bought at 570 in the last dip jesus fucking christ what a fucking moron.I hate this, I hate this, I hate this.
>>62764399That shit is gobbledegook to me. I don't trade options.
>>62764412
>>62764393>can not gowhat exactly are you talking about? I was in a fraternity in college as a brokefag driving a shitbox Honda Accord with 200,000 miles on it and I still got blackout drunk and the horse races and came on rich girls man I dunno its more about your attitude than your networth. rich people thought it was funny I would bring 30 cases of Busch ice or whatever to the partyyou act poor then you are. you act rich then you are.
>>62764406i thought dell was deadwhich tech billionaire was that died suddenly and mysteriously?
>>62764425oh when you said "options" i thought you actually meant options trading
>>62764428McAffee
>>62764417>not being chill>having to say some abrasive shitI dunno man you don't check out. get the fuck out of my house.
>>62764419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox3iLHWxD2ELooks like she's on meth desu.
>>62764423I was loading up on 900C 10/16 averaged a little under 30 they're now at 150 up 500%, figured it was a bet on stubbornness
>>62764379I'm gonna start shorting again at 1200
>>62764427I went to a posh British college, 80% of the rich kids were snobs, 20% were chill.
>>62764427>you act poor then you are. you act rich then you are.Yeah, just fake it til you make it bro! Totally works every time, everywhere. They totally wont forcibly eject you from bars and clubs because they simply dont like you and you dont have someone to vouch for you. Its not a mindset or disposition or what you wear, they just know each other from birth and dont like outsiders.>FratAh, how many things were inserted into your ass during greek week?>>62764433I already stole your Cablevision card from the box, pissed on the coke plate in your room and kicked out your basement toilet tank. What now? You're already paying for friends, you might as well pay for some repairs while you're at it if you're gonna take that attitude.
>>62764431oh yeah that's the one thanks
>>62764430He said swing trade.
Don’t think I can bring myself to watch the FX anime if today is red, need to be in a positive mood
>>62764441The people saying these things aren't wrong, it's basically a numbers game that you can win if you're willing to be treated like shit most of the time.
>>62764441>gets kicked out of places>acts like a niggerthe problem is you man...
>>62764446I'm in it for the loli
>>62764441Sir you appear to be a salty poor, we're going to have to ask you to leave...
>>62764446Her anime mark the start of the global depression bro, there's no better moment to watch it than as it airs.
>>62764444yea yea whateverswing skhyit's about to do a crossover
It's creeping up. Decent chance we go green frfr
Why are banks dumping? Aren't high rates good for lenders?
>>62764457No catalyst, no news, macro picture is still fucked and gay - scam pump.
>>62764463probably real estate getting absolutely giga assblasted would be my guess
I'm a NEET, but I want to use whatever money I get from wageslaving to escape from wageslavery. I'm very frugal, I almost don't even eat and am demaciated. I can survive with very little money. I just need a little bit of money without working.What do? How can I achieve this?
DXY is dropping quite a bit after an extended upward periodbullish?
>>62764466>I just need a little bit of money without working.>What do? How can I achieve this?Work.Save money and invest it.Get extra money from investment gains.
>>62764417>Butthurt GDI who didn't get a bidI hate to be the one to break it you, but that sorority president "gf" of yours was 100% getting some fratmeat on the side. You don't get to be a spiteful little fag towards chill frat bros and not have that shit come back to you
>>62764466Work out how much you spend monthly and try to simulate how much money you would need to get that amount every month.
>>62764464The best pumps happen on days with zero news, clown boy.
>>62764466>I want to use whatever money I get from wageslaving to escape from wageslavery.>I'm a NEET
>>62764466Nigga get a fucking job
>>62764091When will you listen? I am on my knees begging you to buy oil. The S&P is in bear market only holding up by AI bubble. Consumer credit spending was 8b vs 15b expected. Meanwhile, Brent futures is up to 80 in DEC 2027. I am trying to save you. You just need to let me
>>62764466The secret to success in life is:>a) be born rich>b) be born attractive blonde white girl and go into onlyfans>c) win a court case (what I did)>d) do crime
>>62764466How toight is that bussy? The cage under my bed is empty again
>>62764472>invest it.this. so much this.don't ask how, just invest.
>>62764482what happened to the last dyude?
>>62764481hey spill the beans anon. going through something similar, might get a decent stack from insurance because they fucked up
>>62764480I bought oil at 110 in March and it rugged. Not falling for that again.
>its a crab dayWhy god why
Bearish for grinder
>>62764487 Nigga, you bought WTI crude? It is the easiest to be manipulated. Buy Brent, buy BNO. We are going to 150$ Brent.
>>62764486£40k disability discrimination payout. Before that I got £10k in a landlord dispute payout. Depressed me desu. Every time I tried to save even £5k I got nowhere. All was solved by simply winning money. Nothing I did mattered.
>>62764493it's been a crab administration anon
When unsure, just buy integrated oil companies. Safest play, and fat divies while you wait (and still goes up anyway).
>>62764500godspeed anon. play it safe and you'll be rewarded
>>62764472Invest in what? A lot of investment is nothing but gambling.>>62764475I've done that before. At 5% annual interest rate I would +$30K supposing I only need $150 to survive. Assuming a monthly income of $300 I would have to wageslave for 10 years without spending a single dollar to get +$30K in savings.>>62764478Obviously I mean the hypothetical case I start working.>>62764479What's the fucking point if it won't allow me to NEET better and more pleasantly?>>62764481Crime it is, then.>>62764482You shall be the victim.
reentered BBWI again here for the 5th time in the last month.>ILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN
>>62764494Conservative Christians will keep them swimming in lube and cum
>>62764510>Invest in what?You say you are a NEET arent you? Invest some of your spare time to learn it.
>>62764494What people identify as and who they fuck are two completely separate things. >>62764497It's not the 70s anymore. No-one cares about the oil price anymore. There's renewables and domestic production now.
It's me or ttwo looks like is going to rip
up 2% on HOOD already. damn Cathy woods is fucking retarded
>>62764500>Bong claims to have made life changing money with a court win>Look inside>Less than half a year's wage for a car wash babysitter in the USAlmao. Don't spend it all in one place. God save the queen and put 1 in the hole guv'nah.
WHERE THE HELL IS BESSENT?WHY DOESN'T OIL DUMP?
>>62764500christ anon 50k britbong bux is hardly a success, add a zero to that.
Isn't it crazy how AI actually is smarter than 99% of humans?And it's only just gotten started.I wonder how smart it will be once they cover Arizona with solar panels, and build 100,000 data centres, and come up with new algorithms and whatever. How smart will AI be once they scale it up 1,000x? And send in 3 million dollars of compute like they did with Navier Stokes, but task the AI on better LLM algorithms instead of a fluid dynamics math problem. How much smarter will LLMs be if they make a Navier Stokes tier breakthrough in algorithmic efficiency?They made LLMs like yesterday, and they're so primitive. I wonder how smart AI will be after a decade of throwing gradually improving Naviar Stokes tier agents at iteratively self improving. How smart will AI be then?
>QS, SOUN, OPEN, JOBY, LUMN all at 52w lowI remember all these getting shilled here
>>62764091>>62764480>>62764497Oil staying at $100+ for any significant length of time will result in demand destruction and cause it to come crashing down anyway. The most you can hope for is a sudden short-lived spike that you either exit out of with perfect timing, or ride back down to $60.
>>62764516I tried that for a little bit.My understanding is that stocks is either gambling or a litle bit of money every 20 years. Funds and bonds are the same, a bit of money every 20 years and nothing else.Forex, futures, options, and crypto are nothing but gambling. You throw money at it and hope you don't lose everything (which happens for 99% of people). Crypto moreover has stagnated and isn't as likely to give profit as before.Real estate, venture/angel/startup investment, and similar are for rich people only who have shit tons of money already.So really, my only option is gambling, huh? Because I don't think I'll live for longer than 10 years from now.
>>62764473>little fag towards chill frat>frat guys were banging his gfNah, he should have killed both the frat man whores and the whore gf. This is the CHUD age, and its time we all start acting like it
>>62764525You don't understand how depressing the pay situation is in the UK. Someone on 50k a year is considered to be a top-tier earner here. If you're lucky enough to earn more than 100k a year, your effective tax rate becomes 67%.
>>62764530>spending 3 million dollars to solve a math problem with a 1 million dollar prizethat example perfectly illustrates why this shit will blow up even though its useful
>>62764536You could increase your exposure to stocks with leverage to increase your gains. Though you really need to know what the fuck you're doing. There's dumb shit leveraging and there's informed leveraging
>>62764525Substract the +50% tax that goes to nigs and beans. Also add that you need a doctorate in theoretical physics for any of those jobs.
>>62764541that 3 million dollars is basically advertising costs, they get huge PR out of it for the amount of money spent.
>>62764510If you choose crime choose the right crimes. Stuff like robbery and selling heroin is way too hot. Selling weed/pills or stolen goods are easier to get away with. You can also still do b) if you aren't fat and old. Look at F1NN and Sneaky
Silicon Motion looking like another possible breakaway.
>>62764541you forgot the best part, openAI stole the aproximation from a Math teacher that was working with an Anthropic engineer, they were clsoe to solve it, used chatgpt to check somethign and Scam Altman stole the entire thing.
>>62764525This >>62764538
>>62764547>spend more on advertisingwhat's the end game. how do you make 5 trillion dollars in profit. not revenue. profit.
>>62764530The only real purpose of AI is to pilot drones that will act as killbots against anyone who threatens the jews.
Can any OIL bull give me his thesis? I unironically wanna know. We all saw a few months ago all the shenanigans Trump and Bessent did to avoid what is happening right now. The constant declarations of victory, pic related, etc. So what is going on now? They have run out of options? They gave up?
>>62764543>>62764550Alright.
>>62764541The intention wasn't to win the cash prize.It was to prove their models could do it.Anyway,Navier Stokes equations has much more economic impact than a $1m prize.But estimating that is like trying to estimate the economic impact of the Schwarzschild metric. without it, satelite GPS would be wildly inaccurate.
>>62764555If that meatbag was so close to solving it then she should've just solved it instead of getting mogged by 8k concurrent agents working on the problem. Crying that he should've been given a few more years to solve it himself is pretty pathetic.
Remember when I complained my portfolio dropped from 63k to 57k in a day?Well, I’m at 40k now.It’s over.
>>62764340I will now purchase your stock.
>>62764565Courage, friend. Don't let the despair take control over you and if you gotta sell, just sell. Better that than losing it all.
>>62764530The copium on Reddit is astronomical>but it didn't show the working out!>having a human solve it is more exciting!Ironically this is what changed my mind on AI. I still don't really like it but if it can finally move maths and physics forwards I'm all for it For too long "academics" have circlejerked over theories from the 1960s. They're out of ideas but won't admit it.
>>62764565I honestly can't believe people are losing money in this market. What the fuck are you doing? Stick to index funds for now and reassess your investment strategy.
>>62764559Reality catching up.Simple as.The same reality will catch up stonks as well, don't think you're sheltered from the global depression that is coming.
>>62764561>the intention wasn't to make moneyobviously
>>62764536I used to believe this until I discovered stock picking. You can reliably make 20-50% a year picking good stocks. Sometimes even double or triple your money. Doing this in a week is gambling though, yes.
>>62764575I don't care if Anthopic and OpenAI make a dollaras long as they make super saiyan AI everything will be good.
>>62764565What are you in? Are the fundamentals still good? I'm down too but haven't sold partly because I can't (banned myself from the app lol) but also because there's nothing wrong with the companies. You did check their financials before buying right?
>>62764573I started at 37k and turned it into 63k. Thats pretty good and I made it trading data center and space stocks.I caught a falling knife hard this time. I bought when they were already down like 25 percent.
>>62764565i started putting money into stocks earlier this year and went from 45k deposited down to 20k in value during the leopold liquidationi gambled my way back to 100k
>>62764579>bro we have to spend 150% of the world GDP on Gundam robots that will kill all humans>we have zero plan for how this shit makes any moneyyeah dude cool good luck I'm buying PEP
>>62764581>assuming he checked the fundamentalshe's a smigger,you just know they bought the pico top off "vibes"
>>62764581Data center and space.I’m holding strong.The ones in are in the basement on stellar earning reports. I think it’s just manipulation to shake out retail.
>>62764583Leopold liquidation?>>62764582>space stocksSo gambling.
>>62764581>You did check their financials before buying right?
fuck yous guys i just bought enbridge
>PEP giving it all back within the first hourKek. I can’t pump.
>>62764586Data centres are good but space is a meme. How is this profitable?
>>62764591oil being up over 5% today doesn't help them to be fair :(
>>62764591There was money to be made in premarket as always and now it's just shitting the bed.
>>62764591I don't understand why anyone would buy PEP or MCD or anything else consumers when we're about to enter a depression, but hey, whatever. It's true they went down quite a lot already, but they won't be insulated from what is coming.
>UUUU under $10
>>62764584If it takes 150% of the world's GDP. It's worth it.they're literally creating a superior far beyond the abilities of humans. It's already smarter than 99% of humans. All that's needed is a little more of a uh and to get it lightly better tan the smartest humans.Once it's there, let it improve itself, and it'll at least reach a level similar to how much better Stockfish is at chess compared to Magnus Carlsen.And I don't know about getting smarter than that. Maybe it can, or maybe there's an upper ceiling to intelligence.
>>62764588>>62764592My biggest positions are data centers and ai adjacent stuff.Space stuff is a pretty small share of the pie but worth noting.
>>62764599>thinks we are entering a depression>buy space stocksanon...
I'm tired of making a safe 3% every month. I need to gamble 10k into 100k. How do you gamblers do it??
already made 0.89 offa enbridge i shoulda huffed gas like that gas dude was saying earlierGAS HUFFERS UNITE!
>>62764605The fuck are you on?
>>62764602>dude its so smartcool man anyways I just want my electricity and water to work I don't care about your robots goodluck dude
Not gonna lie the app deletion plan fucking worked. I would have 100% sold today and taken the £5k loss but I didn't want to phone my broker pay massive fees and explain to her why I cucked out. It's part of my thesis that they make everything easier for retail because they want you to lose. I stopped using card for the same reason, way too easy to spend without thinking.
>>62764606Start by trying to turn 1k into 10k
>>62764608the fuck stock is more resilient than goyslop and goyslop distributors for a recession anon?you are shilling oil and you think we are entering a depression. what the fuck do you think happens to oil in a depression?
>>62764603So you're in a similar position to me. I'm in financials. AI is going nowhere, just like financials. Just hold.
I'm in these threads every day and every time someone shills a company after they've gone up 300% already they claim that they've hard shilled it before? Are you boys bullshitting or does it all happen when europoors are asleep?
>>62764611>Goyim can't help but hurt themselves if given access to financial tools>That's why I had to delete my brokerage app and shred my credit cardThe mind of a bong is truly something to behold. I couldn't imagine being such a weak willed species.
>>62764615McDonalds is down YTD
>>62764615I know exactly what happens to oil during a depression, I think I posted this very pic enough. I also know oil will get its pike before we enter the depression before I surf this down.
>>62764619brown hands definitely typed his post>my credit card is maxed and I don't think its fair I should have to pay it back because they made it too easy for me to act like a nigger retard
>40k down in SOXLfuck me gently with a chainsaw
>>62764610If have to redirect all the electricity to data centres then so be it. It's worth it.If every ox in ancient Rome had to die for the steam engine it would have been worth it. Even though oxs are useful, a technological breakthrough that starts a new technological revolution is more useful.There are things that are more important than convenience and comfort.
>>62764619Hey, if it helps it helps. You know it's the truth, Jeff. Why would they do anything to help the goyim save money?
>>62764618I'm a Euro and I've seen these recs before. Definitely happens during our hours.
>>62764622look I'm not shilling MCD because its biggest problem is real estate but you nigger brain retards always fud cheap stuff "because it did bad before" instead of looking ahead instead of behind like a fucking retardhow would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?I'll sell you PEP at $140 dude you can buy it after it pumps because then it will be good right
>>62764613Ok I've been trying to do that for 6 months on SPY 0dtes and I'm beginning to think it is not the way and I'm all out of ideas
>>62764627I've always wondered why people don't use 2x leverage on semiconductors instead of 3xt. europoor that doesn't have access to leveraged semis
>>62764625Nigger I never said that. I said >i don't want a credit card because i'm a nigger who will probably max it out
>>62764601That's a big loss.
>>62764629It seems like the oxs in this analogy are real human beans tho
>>62764627You’d have to have bought 2000 shares ar the very top $170 to achieve that. And if you got $340k+ 40k drawdown isn’t that significant
HESM for long term holders will pay off big time.
>>62764635You have access to 4x SOXL on London, akshually.
>>62764630By all means, if you're a dumb goyim then yes. Don't actively trade, don't use a credit card for the rewards, don't do anything at all. You're a self admitted retard that needs bumpers when financially bowling and that's okay. You didn't ask to be born with half a brain.
Is "Personal Finance for Dummies" a good book? What should I read?Should I just binge read Investopedia?
>>62764633Is PEP goyslop too? Idk slop is just retail at the end of the day. Some joe's mortgage or gas price goes up a few dollars and they stop buying. Also ozempic is a thing now.
>>62764642i do not have a loisence for that m8. my country (nordic) blocks a lot of leveraged shit
>>62764634Switch to 1DTE absolute minimum that's probably your whole issue
>>62764639they are but don't worry anon a totally diverse and objective panel of 100% Indian shabbos goyim and Jews will get to decide who gets water
>>62764646Depends on what you want to do and what you your end goal is
>>62764639How do you hold these two ideas in your head simultaneously?>AI is going to become so capable it could exterminate every human>but AI is not capable of economic productivitydon't you get some cognitive dissonance? These two ideas are contradictory. More, it looks like you're just grasping at straws to justice your bigotry of artificial beings.
>>62764649Damn that's a good idea can't believe I didn't think of that
>>62764645I'm not falling for your Jew tricks. I know it's all a scam, I'm never reinstalling the app or getting another credit card. Fuck you Jeff!>>62764646I taught myself fluid mech up to potential flow and boundary layer theory with a for dummies book so I'd say they are good yeah.
>>62764647>beat, sales increaseDID YOU KNOW OZEMPIC IS A THING>next quarter>beat, sales increaseDID YOU KNOW OZEMPIC IS A THING>next quarter>beat, sales increaseDID YOU KNOW OZEMPIC IS A THINGholy shit its so tiresome sometimes... it will end eventually but its amazing how long some of these dumbass narratives stick around
>>62764662Fucking fluid mech, don't even remind me.
>>62764640Of course he did. Where do you think you are?
>>62764658Wait for the trade to come to you, always sell when you're up 1.00, no overnight coin flip holds etc.
>>62764653I want to remain a NEET with a few comforts, namely a bit of food and replacing my electronics every few years.>>62764662Alright. Will read it then.
>>62764640>And if you got $340k+ 40k drawdown isn’t that significantNah this is actually how people get rekt. Hedging with nothing but hope while bleeding out. I should be selling right now but I don't feel like doing it...
>>62764664YOU VILL CALCULATE THE LIFT DISTRIBUTION ON AN ELLIPTICAL WING AND YOU VILL ENJOY IT
can one of you biziggers tell me what you think about NAT
>>62764559i'm struggling to understand as wellback when trump was doing fake xeets about a deal being close to complete, oilo was dumping hardnow, for once Iran is also communicating on being close to a deal, but oil goes through the roof?
>>62764657I have no ideas in my head you're confusing me for someone else. I'm just not gonna be impressed until I have a sexbot with nice skin that's all
>>62764670people talk about massive drawdowns being acceptable is wild... I get violently fucking angry if my port is down more than 0.5% and I haven't had a red month all year
>>62764667>>62764667>Wait for the trade to come to youI have no idea what you mean by this>Sell when you're up 1.00That's going to take forever to 10x 1k selling at only a dollar profit wtf
>>62764663I had a quick look at PEP's financials. it actually isn't a bad stock it's just probably overvalued. Why does a soda company have a higher P/E than MU? USA is completely saturated with slop. I agree they won't disappear anytime soon but it's not a growth stock.
>>62764669Try to get a feel for the market. Ask yourself: Why do people buy gold? Why do people use leverage? Why do people buy oil? Why do people buy crypto? Why do people focus on certain sectors? Why do people buy index funds? etc. Best way to digest information fast regarding these things is watching YouTube and reading forums.Find non biased creators that use data to justify their perspective and take everything with a grain of salt.
>>62764678Multiple contracts, always looking for moonshots is a fools errand>>62764682>>62764682>>62764682
>>62764676you seem stable. >Probably from all the Fratbro cum in your shitter causing your brain to short out over $700
>>62764670>>62764676Idk I guess the AI trade being as volatile has me numb to 50%+ drawdowns.
>>62764673I think they already made their money on the AI pump last quarter. Hopefully they will come up with something again in time for the next quarter
>>62764687What was the largest drawdown you just held through, and how much % of your net worth was that position
>>62764681>Why do people buy gold?Hedge against inflation. Gold is only useful to protect the wealth you already have, not to build one.>Why do people use leverage?To increase profits with money they don't have, but of course you'll suffer all the more loss and go into debt if you fail.>Why do people buy oil? Why do people buy crypto? Why do people focus on certain sectors?Gambling and propaganda.>Why do people buy index funds?Slow but steady growth, but as I said such a strategy isn't fit for my goal.>watching YouTube and reading forums.>Find non biased creators that use data to justify their perspectiveDo you have recommendations in mind?
>>62764622mcd is a luxury brand
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