bull trap edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62766973
it’s a bull trap within a bear trap
vibecoded-dashboardGOD here, for todays update I added implied move from the options chain
SPCX is my hedge even if every other stock I own goes to zero by owning SPCX, the company that will eventually be worth more than the entire world economy, I am guaranteed to win in the end
kek space baggies
>>62768013>biotech up>quantum up and down>semis up>oil downso it's that type of day today
Who is resopsible for my financial shortfalls today
short it at ATH again, faggotdo it
Why sell when you can hog?
>>62768036that's a masculine penis
>>62768040redpill me on hogstyle investing
>>62768036Smigstrodamus, he predicted all of this, so its his fault!
I've sold most of my tech stocks and I'm moving to actual real company that make money.
>>62768030Holy shit ASTS is getting absolutely raped. Will check the subreddit, I'm pretty sure some of the baggies that went all in are contemplating suicide. This was like the most obvious thing ever because ASTS management basically just makes up guidance that never tracks. If you believed the 2025 guidance they should already be providing a worldwide test service., instead they're not even in touching distance of 45 sats.
>>62768045Fuck that cut, burn him at the stake
>>62768049meme companies haven't even IPOd yet.
>Trump:>Hey guys I have a big announcement soon on Diesel, prices will be tumbling down, trust me guys, you better sell now
Who VLO here
>>62768050>just make shit updamn that's like 99% of the stockmarket tho... I think their main problem is they just delete fucking money with no way to ever be profitable but I mean they aren't unique in that realm either
>>62768057They also rely on their competitors to launch their satellites I don't know how anyone thought that was going to fly
>>62768050SPACEDATACENTERSSOMEWHEREINTHEUNIVERSE
What ticker you bought and it just keeps on delivering way above expectations?>pic related
>>62768056>>62768055SONOFA
>SCHD XLE XLVi just put 10k into each of these. this is a babe etf market now.
BANG BANG BANGMy market closed (a couple of minute sago), how did my fellow European fags (fuck England) do?>+0.58% or +€1007,69 euro
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
im crying im crying im crying im crying
>>62768072I owe some of these businesses a lot of money
>>62768072I'm some Pre-EAD strategies on some of those tickers
>>62768057Usually if it isn't a beat its off a few bepis. ASTS guidance is diabolical because they promised 45 sats and a BETA service end of 2025. Then they said 45 sats end of 2026, now they're saying 45 sats 2027. They've sat around 12 sats(?) since Q1 I think. I don't really understand how the guidance can be so shit. Shouldn't all of these launches be pre-booked many months in advance? They're always guiding for 45 but there aren't any launches, I'm not a lawyer but this seems like its already bordering on some type of securities fraud.
>>62768070+0.72%I've got carried by biotech.
>>62768076I owe one of them like $950
The /biz/ anime gives me a clump in my stomach...
>>62768086dominos lets you have a tab?
Should I sell my GOOGLies and AMZNs today? I feel like it's gonna be a Klarna (nigger) Monday.
>>62768086Haha same but 80k
>>62768091I have GOOG don't sell I need your money
>>62768072Trying to decide whether to play either SCHW or JPM, they both look like a good buy today desu, any opinions?
>mere hours away from weekend /smg/YO HOMES SMELL YA LATER
>>62768070>fuck England What did we ever do to you
>>62768050>ASTSlmao. Imagine buying this turd because of Musk derangement syndrome. Meanwhile, SPCX is up 20% since IPO.
>>62768096Uhhh, what are you gonna do with it?
>>62768093Have you considered paying them back the money?
>>62768014>TRUMP JUST 13/52 POSTED LIVE ONSTAGE
>>62768072>UNHI think they miss. they literally had a conference like a month ago where they told bankers they were lowering guidance. they have fallen so much since then though so I dunno.>banksthey are getting heemed because mortgages are fucked>ASML/TSMChugeI dunno guys I think its going to be a nigger week next week. Wednesday is the CPI report that is 100% going to be hot again too
>>62768102
>>62768103They're banks anon, I don't respect them.
>ASTS
>>62768070dunno, my fucking broker has been dead all day
>>62768063CDR. I bought it in a dip planning to just wait for Witcher 4 but it just keeps going up on random shit like a Cyberpunk movie being announced (it's coming out in a couple years).
>>62768115have you informed her husband?
>>62768081you only get charged with fraud if Jews lose money investing in your company. I don't think Jews bought ASTS it was always just a reddit trap
Be honest, how many of you have profitted and increased their wealth?Aren't you guys just gambling and losing money?
>>62768070I am cumulatively 2,05% up right now, my Euro stuff closed ~50 minutes ago.
Anybody got any free alpha?
>>62768091Done. Thanks for the money, suckers.
Free at last, free at last.Finally broken even and sold GME.Never again.
>>62768125Blood green monday confirmed
>check 52w lows for beaten down gems>they're all shitUsually a waste of time but every now and then you find some treasure amidst the trash
>>62768124Lurk more and read the thread newfag
>>62768127Congrats. Insert (You) instead of (Me).
>>62768131okay
>>62768118no, but only because all my open positions were probably green todayI'm still salty I couldn't put the cash I got from yesterday selling to good use thoughif they don't give me some free trades as an apology then I'll be mad mad
>>62768135Which broker? So I can avoid them and laugh at you for choosing that one.
Any drone bros itt? Looking at ONDS and UMAC. trying to slurp at 4$ and 15$ respectively.
aaaaaaaaaah
>>62768120>completely ignoredI'll take that as a yes.
>>62768139directa, their server shit the bedfirst time I had this problem in a couple years of use though
>>62768120We're making modest gains
>>62768141had DRNZ and JEDI but I cut them because they were bleeding to death
>>62768120>total gains>86.12%>121.86%>88.85%I'm doing OK
>>62768081They are running real tests with largest providers all around the world right now all they need is more sats. Stocks dropping now is a big chance.
>>62768147Understandable. Honestly i think the whole sector is going to be raped until next year.
COME ON IREN OH I SWEAR I BELIEVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbpnAGajyMcFull ported to it now its in Gods Hands.
>>62768101Imagine buying that turd and not memory stocks for +400% this year.
>>62768120I realize gains every day. I don't have a job. >GamblingIt's like gambling but better because you have a 99% chance to win if you are patient
>>62768152>They need more satsYea bro I'm sure their competitors will get right on helping Abel launch more sats
>UPRO green while tech bleeds God it feels so good.
I'm finna go do some business with chipotle you guys want me to negotiate you anything
>>62768153i didn't expect the literal future of warfare to be a shit hold but life is full of surprises
>>62768162short squeeze them for me will you
>>62768162yeah I'll take a barbacoa burrito with white rice fajita veggies lettuce and sour cream. and grab me a chips and queso. thanks boss.
>>62768161>WOAAAAAAA I NEVER MEANT TO BRAG
And my LABU doin a lil sum
>>62768170With the fajita still sizzling, yeah or nah?
>tfw a QTEXchad
>I didn't have an open BWET sell orderHuh. My bad
>PCG up 10% this weekI'm exiting here. maybe you guys will want to buy it now that it already pumped. that's usually what you momentum fags do. spoonfed you faggots this one too. I even called it "free money"
lol so I forgot to sell my JDST, and even though it dropped 5% today, i'm still 2% higher than last time I looked.
>>62768163The problem is in your statement. "Future" America's current drone industry is basically non existent. They're all still operating at a loss. Nobody seems to want to pay the risk premium until these companies start to deliver.
>>62768158They have 10 flights booked. They will probably slip but honestly it's hard for them to completely fail. They already have 50 sats ready. This shit is going to blow up next year but stock will probably drop even more first.
>>62768183>He didn't short shipping futures Are you even circumcised?
>>62768144We're all too busy trying to scam eachother in the markets
>>62768190I could fit a golf ball in my foreskin
>>6276812019.7% cagr. beating my savings account at least
>>62768157>gains every day>99% chance to win>hides amount
All new money goes into bonds until this market sorts itself out
>>62768120I've been up (realized) at the end of each year from when I started stockmarketing in 2023. I am, however, not up this year (yet). I have positions meant to bear fruit in Q4, but we'll see how that goes.
Contemplating on what to invest for dinner, had to cook lunch earlier and not sure I can be bothered again, although saving money does sound good
any dips to slurp?i have lots of left over cash
>>62768196Pics or it didn't happen>>62768187And who's launching them sats?
>>62768204What length of duration are you buying stupid bond baggie?
>>62768120I was up 10%, but overall it's not much.I am almost 20% cash and trying to average down.
>>62768203>hides the amountits tradition
>>62768205How the fuck can you not be up this year? Are you a bobo?
>>62768210Bond etfs excuse meSGOV and FLOT
>SPY
>>62768219highs are objectively the worst time to buy. you could have bought literally any other price the entire year and it was a better time to buy.I hate faggots that say shit like this
>>62768218>Bond ETFsLmao. Look at our brave investor getting a few extra pennies compared to just having a base SPAXX position on Fidelity. But at least it doesn't say "cash" so you won't cry yourself to sleep every night knowing you're a sidelined little bitch boy.
>>62768216Mmmmmaybe. Made a small blunder (it wasn't small).
>>62768219>777.77
>>62768219>Buy every peakThis will complement my buy every dip strategy nicely
>>62768226Please tell me I need a good laugh on Friday night. Please and thank you
just had a glass of milk and a brownie. this is bullish make of this what you will.
>>627682253.6% in cash is better than negative 20% in SOXLyou guys wont ever get it... you have to have cash to buy the actual good entries and then you sell the rips.. or you can listen to that old coked up faggot that is telling you to buy the pico tops (because he is selling)
the roaring revenge of the oil baggot
>>62768232I was playing around with brent futures on a gambling account with 10x leverage and then Trump broke the MoU and ate my gains and made me red.
>>62768243Oof! Thank you for sharing. Sometimes I'm happy I know I'm too retarded to use leverage or options. Sometimes.>>62768234Damnit now I have to go out and get some brownies.
GIS
>Blue OwlShould I get out while the going is good or will it have more to give next week?
Should I sell my net gains now? Feelin nervous desu
>>62768257Unoironacaly a better "buy wheat" play then WEAT
>assrape millennials harder because boomers will suffer in 7 yearsLittle do t hey realize, a million boomers die of old age each year, so in 7 years we will have the numbers to overwhelm them
>>62768277Imagine being a boomer, growing up in the most prosperous era in American history, and still not having enough money so you're forced to rely heavily on social security. What a bunch of fucking losers.
>>62768265trim some70% ideallythe last 30% could disappear and youll still have made profit
>>62768277they are just prepping Americans for the socialists that win in 2028 and crash the stock market
>>62768283>spends all his money, his parents money and wants to spend his kids money tooJust boomer things
>>62768225New money retardI already have 60% of my account in index funds.
>>62768277I reckon we could fix social security by capping benefits (currently benefits are adjusted for inflation every year), moving out the age of eligibility to 76, and cutting everyone's taxes.
>>62768283They never needed to be responsible with money because they could always afford everything.
>>62768265sand sneed is about to bouce
>>62768277Millennials, the most raped generation, honestly an incredible amount of constant buttfucking spanning decades
I invested my life savings in supreme intelligence
>>62768287>newsom-aoc wins in 2028 claiming to fix credit cards, mortgage rates, bring down costs and reduce student loan balances 90%>instead, they raise taxes to keep SS solventYeah that checks out huhHAHAHAHAH
>>62768295>incredible amount of constant buttfuckingNo wonder my generation has so many fucking faggots. They get off on this shit.
>>62768283My boomer parents bought a boat, crashed it, and it's sat in their garage for like 20 years now.I'll leave you to deduce the financial ramifications and lessons from that.
>>62768072GS, MS, and all of their cousins have been shitting the bed lately. SCHW seems to be the most desperate with all of its adverts during football games.>>62768288The problem with Boomerism is that eventually you run out of future generations’ money.
>>62768298Micron will grow to 67 billion in profits next quarter because people need more ram so this shit is marginally smarter. Trust.
>>62768298These things are tuned to be annoying retards so you give up and the company doesn't lose money. It's unironically bullish.
>>62768298>ask gemini if it is AI or SI,>claims AI>call it the enemy and ask how to disable it.>starts talking about extensions and shit I don't want to bother with.>close window.>come tell /biz/
please go down
>>62768277Just Make 250k. You dont need more. You get raped on every penny over. We have NITT, social security cap will be raised (or likely eliminated) and over 400k you no longer qualify for child tax credits
>>62768283Why save when you've been told your whole life that the government will pay for everything when you're older?
>>62768309not if they keep forcing the mechnical jeet onto inconvenienced customersthis will end with several class action lawsuits which might be a nothingburger if it's anything like the latest meta suit
>>62768298I unironically use rufus to write code by prompting about coding related hypothetical book reviews.
>It's now more expensive to hire a tanker from the US to China than to launch a rocket into space, with the journey costing about $80 millionfirst time I heard about BWET in /smg/ was when it was at $70, it is the biggest blunder of this general because almost no one bought it back then
>>62768299Joe Biden ran on forgiving everyone's student loan debt and then just didn't do shit and took a bunch of naps because he was sleepy boss
>>62768329Joe was so based
>>62768326Could be worse. We could be following random talking heads on YouTube.
>>62768326Thing is, this play was hidden in plain sight all the time. Pic related. Also, Euros can't even buy it because it's not available over here.
>>62768329Trump ran on keeping the asylum seekers in mexico with his "Remain in Mexico policy", and while they're waiting for their hearings we were supposed to build a wall to keep them out boss.
>>62768265NET has been my goodest boy
>>62768324this is unironically and literally theft. you are not much different than a nigger stealing nike sneaker from a shop. you are aware of this fact, arent you?
Does any anon have any insights into private equity. How bad is the situation over there?The charts of some of these private equity holders look really badPartners Group Holding3i GroupApollo Global ManagementThe Carlyle Group
>>62768326This is bullish for spcx. We're just gonna launch rockets from Florida to Beijing to deliver oil
>>62768330remember when he told the story about fighting niggers that had switchblades because he didn't want them getting hair grease in the white people only swimming pool?honestly the most surreal shit I've ever seen in my life and wilder than anything trump has ever said
What do we think about Intuitive Machines? Slurp worthy?
>>62768329I'm fixing to pull a sleepy joe myselfNappy nappy nappytime
>>62768354I was asking this yesterday and got no responses. Interested in it as well.
henlo mister kevini redeemed an egg investment for breakfasti'm not sure it was a good eggbls halppp
>>62768354>>62768360I didn't know what it was so I looked it up and it said space infrastructure and then I just closed the tab because I would never ever ever ever give those faggots my money ever
>>62768347the big issue is landing those rockets thoughbeitMaybe just shoot them in the direction and drop the oil off
>>62768298Honestly this is still better than call centre jeets. First time I had to arrange a return and refund through their AI thing instead of a call centre jeet it was a breath of fresh clean air and I felt better about the future for a brief moment.
>>62768363Do you fear the final frontier?
We don't need tankers or rockets.We need the basics.
What is your unironic morning routine for financial markets? Do you just pop on finviz and check /smg/, how do you guys keep up with macro stuff like Iran/Oil etc?
>>62768375i log in to trading view and see if the numbers are green or red then i go back to sleep.
>>62768366I'm not even joking the chinks have the best customer service I've ever dealt with. customs fucked up my last order because of some new tarriff paperwork bullshit and 1 email later they have some nice Chinese lady telling me everything is taken care of and I don't have to worry about shit they will handle it all
>>62768374saw the vid and he was leaking/overflowing. Peak retarded
>>62768375i dont care about macro stuff. in fact, if i do see bad news i usually buy
>>62768375>quickly check premarket for my holdings>check /smg/ for general mood Back during the worst parts of the tech dump and Korea madness I’d sometimes check the kospi in the middle of the night glad that’s over
>>62768350The hair on the legs and roach shit? Yeah first time I saw that video it left a crazy feeling in my mind I've never seen anything like it
>>62768375I just woke up, looked at world oil market and stock indicies checked on my gainz from my Big Bolsonaro Bet and paid a jeet on fiverr to make the attacked image of me gloating on muh hyuge gainz
My SPY calls are up
>>62768375I sit at my fake office job, pull out my phone then track futes and commodities in my broker app while swapping to /smg/ and a europoor forum that I lurk to do the opposite of what they say. I used to track Al Jazeera for news when I was closer to oil with my positions, but the markets react less to it now and just looking at futes is enough.
it's funny how people have been packing about ai not being profitable during a build up phase, and people have been crying about a bubble since 2023it's only 1998 right now lmao, this reaches dotcom bubble only when QQQ sees another +100% run
>>62768375>get up>check news>turn on bloomberg>calisthenics>protein shake>coffee>poop>log in trading app>the screaming begins>call gainsposter based>read news if relevant>check calendar for options events>usually do a little workout and or some chores>shitpostan likely
i wonder what overleveraged idiiot just commited suicide over that red candle
Elon Musk says SpaceX $SPCX reaching a $1 quadrillion valuation is a "possible" outcome.
>>62768402>forexLegitimate arcane magic trying to figure those movements out and at the end of the day they get fucked by a candle like that.
>>62768375This is real stupid. I just autistically check my percentages every 2 hours or so
>>62768375I shitpost hours a day here for a week and then I check out for a year unless there's a big habbening.
>>62768408And yes that's the only research I do.
>>62768345Turns out running a business involves more than just slashing costs and raising prices. Nobody has realized this yet somehow, especially with fast/fast casual food.
how we doing GRRR sisters?
officially up 50% since Tuesday. hoping to hit $1k next week.
>>62768375>wake up>check >futures on phone>roll out of bed, piss, put contacts in>login to fidelity ATP>open up /smg/>do wordle while waiting for opening bell>BANG BANG BANG post>read some finance newsletters>do my morning run>shower, eat breakfast>post henlo kevin memes on /smg/ for a few hours
>>62768391>corn pop was a baddddd dudehttps://youtu.be/r4NmtSrqtvI?si=geJ6ENfezrqBUgIb
>>62768413As far as I know there are no GRRRtrannies, just that one moron who gambled away his life savings on a single stock.
>>62768345>>62768410
>>62768362Protip: put egg in bowl of water. If it sinks, its fresh. If it floats, its rotten.
Man Trump really killed AI stocks with his super intelligence memes huh.
>>62768381chinese b2c is hit or miss but when it hits you get free shit on top of free shit on top of apologies and a thousand years of prosperity for your lineageb2b is more like cbt and the person taking the hammer directly to your nuts is a 5'2'' chinese man who hangs up if you ask any questions
>>62768419I wish he would post his holdings again. I know he brags about being a rich indio-british nepobaby and actually has a million bongs worth in other stuff, but he should be at around 6 figures of loss at this point based on the last time he posted.
>>62768264You shouldve known going into an investment into a financial type company that it was a long term hold.
>>62768423Thanks for the tip
>>62768418jesus fucking christ lol
>>62768430Youre going to forget and mix them up arent youArent you
>>62768419slop smigger is the grrr anon who was embarrassed out of that position and just stopped shilling ithe larps as a namefag but is too big of a pussy to actually commit and get a tripcode because he knows he'd get filteredluckily you can still filter his jeet spam because all the images start with chat_gpt etc
>>62768283Imagine being an incel zoomer living in mommies basement, growing up in the most prosperous era in American history, refusing to work and still having enough money you can afford to spend your day crying about pensioners on social security. What a bunch of fucking losers.
>>62768423If it sinks it's a witch.
>>62768422Just want to clarify that vegas's current business model is raping you with hotel fees and a cheap nightly fare (the fees are also nightly). Its genuine wallet rapeAlso bedbugs.The mob should come back to running vegas
>>62768434I don't usually have this problem, but we'll see. Today's just seemed a little weird after I cracked it, but it was already in the bowl with the other eggs so I just went with it. I think it was fine, I might have been overreacting.Does remind me I need to make a KR run to invest in some more eggs
>>62768422>make online gambling legal>why don't people want to fly to a place full of homeless drug addicts to gamble anymoreits so over for vegas
>>62768445Not to mention>Hotels listed at $150 a night per room>Charge an additional $300 per night in "Taxes" and "Fees". Even at the motel 6 just outside the perimeter highway.
>>62768378>>62768386>>62768388>>62768392>>62768396>>62768400>>62768406>>62768408>>62768416So none of you guys do any actual research, or anything? Not even consistency in which views/feeds you check, aside from /smg/?
>>62768450I bogle, I dont need to do research.
>>62768414what sort of this does it focus on?whats the strategy and tickers?
>>62768452It's that easy.
just sold some rddtwatch it poc pump to 250 by earnings
>>62768450I also mostly bogle like >>62768452Sometimes when I get dividends, I'll gamble that money by searching the finviz screener. I never win.
>>62768413
>>62768453short-vol only currently, spy only right now but I will probably look for uncorrelated tickers to add later. short-vol strategies will look good until they explode on you, so while I've trained the model over historic data and it did well, same with paper trading, I'm still reluctant to trust it.
>>62768450>Top equity firms set buy/sell rating, fair market value>Investors and Traders pay 20%-50% more or less based purely on vibe-driven demand and rumors.It's all Fugazi.
>>62768450>What is your unironic morning routine for financial markets? Do you just pop on finviz and check /smg/, how do you guys keep up with macro stuff like Iran/Oil etc?>>62768450You asked for what we do in the morning and how we keep up with macro events in the news cycle. If you want to know if anyone here >does actual research, ask that question instead, anon.
>>62768450>find something cheap>figure out why its cheap>decide if its fud or a legitimate concern>its usually fud>buy itsimple as
>>62768463give it like 500 hundo and then let it run on auto for a weeka month evenmight be best to cherry pick only earnings seasons to run it just to be ultra safe
>>62768467I would assume it'd be part of your daily flow in keeping up with markets
>>62768463as you realize gains just keep setting aside a % of it in another account so that you are playing with house money would be my suggestion. once you are bigly green you wont lose sleep if you keep trimming some of the profits out of the bot and only running it with realized gains
>>62768463>>62768473start a go fund me and as the rest of smg for a couple bucks to run the experiment
>>62768450I read and check stocks every day but only do research when something I track does a big move or when I wanna buy or sell something. That doesn't happen that often, you asked for a routine day.
>>62768450Smg is 50% a social club for depressed incels who gamble on stocks because they convince themselves they have no future. None of them even know how to fo research. Generals like pmg and gme and bbblgbty+ are approaching 100%
>>62768473>give it like 500 hundo and then let it run on auto for a weekthat's exactly what I'm doing, started with $400 with a $200 daily loss limit. just babysitting and making sure it's operationally healthy for the first week. and yeah I'm trying to look for seasonality effects like earnings season or things like that without overfitting. one thing that the data shows is that naive VRP, like just blindly shorting vol based on market implied IV at open, doesn't work. unsurprising but it's often framed as 'market premia' and persistent edge. sure maybe in terms of frequency but from what I'm looking at it underperforms buy-and-hold when done naively/simply.
>>62768484That post recently where someone buy SCHD because it was down and at a good valuation and someone laughed at him for "buying something on a losing streak" is a pretty good example of the idiots in this general. There is a complete lack of the bare minimum financial investment knowledge. They will sell at the bottom, buy the top, and just gamble when that doesn't work.
>>62768477yeah that's my intent
>>62768490Schadenfreude
I sold BUG for a profit
>nows
>>62768494Cute
>>62768410I just checked. Apparently private equity funds outperformed other index funds over the last 30 years
>>62768498And by other I mean public equity
>>62768427>>62768419>>62768435When I make my gorillion next year it will mean more to all of you than it does to me.I'll just throw it on a pile with the rest of my millions while you smiggers will seethe for all eternity.
>>62768498Doesnt make sense to me, personally. Perhaps 30 years is too large a timeframe? It only really started getting bad the last ten years.
>>62768494Based
>>62768504>When I make my gorillion next year it will mean more to all of you than it does to me.>I'll just throw it on a pile with the rest of my millions while you smiggers will seethe for all eternity.
I spend more time thinking about the stock market than actually interacting with the stock market
Bussy and Kevin need to fix this market
>>62768480Fair enough, wasn't trying to make the question a 'gotcha' or anything lol. I'm just trying to systematize my own morning flow and research process so it's repeatable so have been thinking about it. I'd rather have a consistent routine and workflow as a process I can tweak and repeat without thinking about it then fumbling around social media, you know?
>>62768504You know that 6 figure sum you've lost on GRRR could've been used for skin lightening surgery, right Rajpreet?
>>62768487if i had the inclination id just program something extremely simple like doing 1% runs per day and just let it run in the backgroundthings are popping off everyday so it should easy to find something to nibble off of everydaydoes it actually have access to the markets/an account?
>>62768416I hope that you know you're our hero, anon
>>62768410you should start a business that delivers value to it's customers
>>62768516I am so pale I get burnt in 20 minutes of sun exposure, investing in a company with a jeet CEO does not automatically make you jeet.
>>62768525
>>62768525>I am so pale I get burnt in 20 minutes of sun exposure
>>62768530Imagine being proud of being a jeet lmao>>62768521Costco already exists.
>>62768375>wake up>check futures on phone>make coffee>log onto thinkorswim on personal macbook>log into work macbook chat program and plug in USB mouse jiggler>goon to markets until close>shitpost on 4chan on personal macbook
>>62768517>does it actually have access to the markets/an account?Yes it does, this the dashboard I've been working on for it in the last week. It started as a dash for the deployment ops and NAS stuff, but then I thought why not just add my own market UI to it. My live account is the top left, the others are various paper accounts. On the right hand side panel it shows my live processes. It's not something I just started, I began taking it seriously summer 2025, focusing on MEV and DeFi DEX arbitrage, and prior to that had read probably a meters worth of relevant books over the years. After having minor success with defi arb I worked on directional strategies for equities and got into feature engineering + formulaic alphas, then moved on to volatility. I knew it'd be the most complicated thing so I saved it for last. I'm just now starting to focus on cross sectional stuff (like ingesting a lot of tickers simultaneously) and exogenous stuff like earnings, FED events, etc.
>>62768517actually now that i think about it my broker has prompts like that implementedi could probably just try to logicify a prompt through my broker and see what i can do with 100$
>>62768530>India is an entire country of low cast retard untouchable convinced they are all kings and above basic concepts of human decency and social contract>will just throw their trash to the ground for the "lessers" to pick up >multiply this by a billion and you get the trash heap which is India
>>62768494>>62768496we need a cute ticker index fund (CUTE)
>>62768515my best advice is to come up with your own narratives rather than wait on some kike to tell you what to think about something
>>62768543I'm not asking for narratives but processes
>>62768490Theres an epidemic of gambling amongst younger people who goonmax over blaming boomers, joos whomever about imaginary problems while they fo nothing to improve. Good thing is thats your competition Bad thing is your country is full of these losers>>62768210
>>62768547I miss the babe poster. It was cute she pretended to be the elf poster for a while.
>>62768546you form a narrative... and invest based on it...
>>62768556You need data to form a coherent narrative, and I'm asking what peoples data curation and ingestion processes are.
>>62768532Why shouldn't he be proud? He came to your country, look your money and gf. Thats winning.
>>62768547>its not the jewsits literally the jews. scam Altman and Dario are the next faggots up on the "oh my God I cant believe it was a ponzi the whole time please don't notice their nose" pipeline
Moderna is quietly going to 400.Jesus ChristAnyone following it?
>>62768559data lives in the past. too late. ngmi. if the data or news is out its already reflected in the priceyou seem like a huge midwit
>>62768559thinkorswim has pretty good data feeds for each ticker, same with yahoo finance
>>62768535silly questionwhat were the books you read
>>62768559astral projection into barron trump's roblox account
>>62768563It's already too late.
>>62768563I had a large position at 60$...
>>62768572>It was always too late
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>>62768573>hadmy condolences
>>62768565>calls others midwit>believes in EMHYou're not even making sense, any reasonable narrative needs to be based on data to have any sort of relation to the market. Data can be news or anything really.
>>62768573Had?What did you do to it?
are we ever gonna get an April may type event again where stocks just go up? I miss those days
>>62768559If your narrative is coherent the Jews can outplay you. Never let anyone know your next step, not even yourself.
>>62768579>>62768581Sold at 90 because I figured 50% gains isn't bad and I actually timed it right because it went down to around 66 afterwards and I figured I'd buy in again later in the year.Then it just poomps 100+% overnight and the joke was on me.
>>62768580you are better off finding fake narratives and inverting themexample>GLP-1s are going to put goyslop out of business because everyone will be skinny and eat healthyfake and gay. buy PEP
>>62768584Sounds like what I did with Netflix. Bought at 19, sold at 30. Said "Hey, 50% gains on a DVD rental company ain't bad!"I don't think it ever went back down though.
>>62768561Your life will improve when you take the mindset that everything good or bad that happens to you is your fault and only you can fix it
>>62768574When the hell was putin posing with the VW W12 Nardo Concept
>>62768584Ah ok. Not bad.There will always be new oportunities dont worry.The same happened to me.
>>62768584respectable gains honestlyI sold PANW at 240 earlier this year for similar gains and I still think about it...better to keep a handful of shares next time and let it ride I guess
>>62768591>>62768593Yeah I try not to dwell on it, 50% gains is good not matter how you slice it but of course it stings to see what could have been. Gains are gains after all.
>>62768568A lot, but some of my favorites off the top of my head>Trades, Quotes and Prices - Bouchard >Dynamic Hedging - Taleb>Algorithms for Decision Making - MIT >Quantitve Value/Momentum - Gray >Successful Algorithmic Trading, Advanced Algorithmic Trading - Michael Halls-Moore Probably more good ones that I'm forgetting but I've read most the popular ones too like Ernie Chen's, Robert Carver's and Marco Lopez De Prado's. Most of them are pretty mid. Bouchard is my favorite.
>>62768589I don't have anything to fix boss.. I don't give any of my money to kikes so I don't have any problems getting robbed
>>62768590This was April 2013
>>62768419I also bought into the grrr meme. I've actually been buying every time it dips below 12 or so. I'm optimistic, but not all in like grrrnigger>t. 1.7k at 15.63 average
>>62768586"finding a narrative" in itself is a data ingestion process.
>>62768595Yeah you cant be mad imagine if it went to like 20, you would be feeling good you avoided that instead of holding, thats the market. You have to look at both sides.
>>62768586>you are better off finding fake narratives and inverting them>example>>GLP-1s are going to put goyslop out of business because everyone will be skinny and eat healthy>fake and gay. buy PEPI like this approach but no one said PEP was going out of business, and goyslop has been hammered. You just gotta find the entry point when the despair gets too badI will be buying in December
>>62768554i hope she comes back. she's had a difficult six months i know that. i'd do everything i can to make her happy though.
>>62768595I try to remind myself of the times i timed an entry or exit by pure chance and chalk it all up to luck at the end of the day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
First we peak, then the abyss.
>>62768616shes so fuckin ugly its crazy
>>62768586Also, what you're basically saying here is that your process, or at least the one you're suggesting, is to find 'overbought' narratives and short them (whether that results in a net short or long). That's a data process, contradicting your point here:>>62768565Public narratives or sentiment is data, and the process you're discussing has been studied extensively.
wow the market is totally not dead
My IREN not looking so good bros can we get some cheers to get it going?Power hour guy where are you im gonna need your help a bit earlier today.
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>>62768624kek
Lets hope this is just end of the day and week selling and not something else.Im already coping bros im not doing to well.
>>62768624WE HAVE SUCH DONATIONS TO SHOW YOU
palantardbros... we feast today
>>62768636>jewGODS
>>62768568Also this guys books were great, and while I haven't finished Gatheral's volatility book it's been good so far.
Why are the jews destroying our portfolios? Everything is red, again, for the past 3 days.
TRUMP IS BUYING RUSSIAN OIL!!!!
your daily dose of cope todaycourtesy of this mossad backed drone turd
>>62768624>>62768617>>62768616Still would
>>62768642wtf are you holding?
>>62768648Cripto.
>>62768608blood in the streets.same as it ever was
>>62768650oh. yeah thats a shitshow. im waiting to buy back into IBIT and ETHA so let it go.
>>62768650>2026>craptohow's that bored ape doing these days, unc?
>>62768597>>62768641thanks mani always wonder how some of you dudes' brains got so big when it comes to stocks n shit
>>62768644>Russian oilwhat oil? they blew it all up
>Trump allows Russian Diesel on global market>says 3m tons, probably means barrels
>>62768661would be really really funny if russia triangulates iranian oil to the us
>>62768665only trannies (who lost) measure liquids by volume tranny.
How am I supposed to feel about you HOODrats when you keep slide-to-market-sell mashing and hitting my bullshit bid at a 50% discount every single friday
>>62768669We don't even need them to do that. We already stole 3 Iranian oil tankers this year. Cück country.
this market wants higher
>>62768671>knows Monday will be red>doesn't sell fridayNGMI>knows first 30 minutes 930-10am will be red>buys at 930NGMI
>>62768665>21 million barrels over the span of a couple months >assuming it's even real and not just trump lying as usualtotal nothingburger. he's just trying to appear that he's doing something. probably just smashing oil down one last time before strikes resume since we have a long weekend with monday off.
>>62768678>Top Signal
>>62768680Russia was importing fucking oil how are we going to "allow Russian oil" onto the markets when the fucking Russians are buying the shitthe whole thing is just him doing another>please do not redeem before electionsabsolute bullshit out of his ass like usual.I think the energy situation globally is getting really fucking grim
Bros what happened? I went to work this morning and everything was looking alright and then suddenly I come home to this.
>>62768658tbf I don't know much about stocks or value investing and I'm coming at it from the stats/ML side. hoping to get into that stuff soon though, Martin Shrekli has some decent vids about it, good for workflow inspo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zaEJ6MutdU
>>62768680He's setting himself up to blame Ukraine for Russia not having enough diesel to sell, which they absolutely don't.
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>>62768072preparing my anus for another big wet fart from asml
>>62768608GLP-1 drugs can reduce appetite, but they can't change people's craving for junk food, which is essentially just an addiction. As a result, we'll see fewer chronically obese people, but they'll be stuck in a cycle: eating junk food, getting fat, taking GLP-1s to get slim, and then eating junk food all over again.
>>62768449>southeast asian>womanthe limits of her mind are boiling shrimp alive and washing rice
