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insanely retarded market
>>62776749:)
Good job retard.
>tfw british>tfw invested in the uk and europe instead of america and asiai'm so fucked
Who are the people selling oil futures at delusional discounts?
>>62776763Why would you do that? You can't genuinely believe uk/eu has great economic prospects over the next 10 years.
>>62776764State actor. Likely Working Group on Financial Markets. Aka Plunge Protection Team. The barrels are actually selling for this price. It’s just keeping the headline futures price under 100 for political purposes. There is no free market anymore. Hasn’t been for a while. Treasury might even be making market interventions through intermediaries. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets
>>62776767it just seemed like the default since i'm fron hereand so i missed the entire semis run
Rough Asian session overnight. SK Hynix: -10.1%. One of the biggest casualties. HBM/AI-memory exposure suddenly became the thing investors wanted to dump. * Kioxia: -13.3%. Japanese NAND/memory producer and probably the standout large tech loser. * Samsung Electronics: -7.4%. Memory competition fears hit it hard alongside Hynix. * SoftBank: about -8%. Important because it’s essentially a leveraged AI/Arm/OpenAI sentiment vehicle now. * Tokyo Electron: roughly -7%. Semiconductor fabrication equipment - so the selling moved beyond memory producers into the AI capex supply chain. * Kokusai Electric: -9.5%. Another semiconductor-equipment casualty. * Advantest: roughly -5% to -6%. AI-chip testing equipment; another former major beneficiary of the AI buildout. * TSMC: about -2%. Considerably more resilient than the Korean/Japanese memory and equipment names, but still firmly caught in the selloff. The indices tell the story: Korea’s KOSPI finished around -5.5% after being down more than 7% intraday; Japan’s Nikkei -1.82%; Taiwan roughly -2%.
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>>62776776>KioxiaKioxia eating shit anon show yourself.
We eat shit this week smiggers, take the L & survive.Next week we will be the one's shitting in mouths!
I am once again asking about Carl Zeiss Medical.
>>62776779Only thing that will save the bubble now is a spectacular state bailout. Trillions. The debt markets are choking. Rate spreads for financing it all are taking an unlikely payback proposition to a preposterous one. Banks are accelerating trying to get the debt off its books. Desperately trying to find insurance companies or use these special risk transfers. Who buying? IPOs sinking. Just too much debt to digest. Political winds shifting after Trump is lame duck soon. Massive litigation headwinds to the data centres backlog. Many will never be built. There is a LOT of memory and GPUs just sitting around warehoused. The feast for chip and memory makers. Could very rapidly become a famine. Beware AI anons.
Dems are going to win the House and possibly the Senate, then Trump is going to instruct Bessent to stop propping up the market so he can blame the crash on Democrats. Then he'll start bombing Iran again
>>62776797What state bailout bro.Look at the Debt of USA France and many other countries.There is no money there.Unless they go to the pocket of the taxpayer.
>>62776806I agree. Therefore it’s only going one direction. They could just monetise the debt. But then miners would be the play to be honest. Either way. AI bond holders won’t be saved.
>Wells Fargo missedIt's over.
The captcha for the email verification is too hard, I can't verify my session. Just when you think they can't make it any harder, they outdo themselves
Looking forward to my check to slurp some more semis/memory. This sell off happened a few months ago and I slurped. ezpz
>>62776803Yep, Dems and Trump will both be unable to do anything on the federal side and Dems will have to resist going full retard at the state level or else they risk fucking things up again for the presidential election. I fully expect the party that wins in the elections every 2 years to sabotage itself at this point, they simply can't help themselves an do the stupid shit that loses them the next election the attosecond they get enough votes to do it.
>>62776823They might not recover this time, the market is no longer how it was the last time they did.
>>62776833>This time is different>A new paradigm where stocks aren't slurpable>When the shoeshine boy says sell it all, I buy everything in sight
>>62776776Broadcom's CEO saying he fears there isn't a long term sustainable plan to profit with AI was kinda funny. It's like, my man, you've been pushing that
>>62776833Who knows... I don't really have an opinion about AI honestly, just riding the hype. When I reach my goal I'll sell and park the money in VOO for a while to reassess my investment strategy.
>>62776818>Wells Fargo cuts Adobe from Overweight to Underweight kek , $270 to $225
>>62776842How do you even settle on a goal for how much we need for retirement now with how crazy inflation is? Is it like $1.2 million or some passive income metric?
>>62776843Didn't all their software just get reverse engineered by AI?Shame, so sad.
(wheezy outta here)you finna get heemed (heemed)I fuck yo girl till she scream (scream)got this bitch on my dick making creamseeing green but you wake up it's a dreamlook at your folio your shit all redhemorrhoids prolapse I pull up with the lead (die nigga)(chorus)we counting cash in yo cribgot yo baby mama wearing a bibyou buyin stocks and I catch you slip (pow pow pow)we ain't letting mumu back uptook a benny then bought that shlop (cash)selling stock last week put the ice on my wristyou still holding bags got your hoe on my dick
JPM missed pretty bad
>>62776847I would like to retire at around 45 hopefully (15 years left). The way I navigate investment is to find a balance between risk and returns. Semis have been a perfect balance (imo) these last 5-10 years. >How do you even settle on a goal for how much we need for retirement now with how crazy inflation is?It's hard to find a static goal with inflation in mind. I try to just keep up course and I'll think about it when I reach 1 million :^) (80% left).
>>62776841I think that's the headline the algos are pushing but it's really about chinese saying they're closer now to HBMhock tan doesn't move markets like this
>>62776863>down 3.7%dangbad start to earnings
Is the whole market going to collapse because boomers stop buying 10 year bonds because they think they're going to die in less than 10 years?
>>62776866>security updates and cloud syncWow - definitely worth spending hundreds of dollars per year, per seat for.
>>62776853It cloned the open source alternatives that already exist and nobody uses.
>>62776847You have done no research into the matter, why do you think a short response on a yak pubic hair braiding forum is going to educate you in any way?
>>62776865It's gonna be a bit funny if this is the GPU thing all over again. Which is the electric car all over again. Where initially China just produces really low quality goods when they enter the market, everyone laughs, and then eventually they actually become competitive.Kind of exactly like Japan and Korea
>>62776873I was asking that anon specifically what his strat was
>>62776870large enterprise don't care about that it's peanuts to themthey care more about having contracts that say their workflow is secure and compliant with xyz
>>62776749Who are buying ads in this economy?
I am getting absolutely cooked on memory
>>62776874>"I wonder how fucked France is">check it out>60% of their GDP just comes from government spendingOh.
>>62776860also I'm down bad if anyone wants to link up and record this we can make HUNDREDS of dollarsplease I need this
>>62776874So buy the 10 year tbills before the boomers money managers just do it for them?
>>62776878Logically you would follow the 4% rule in a sense that you keep the inflation in mind. For example you take out 40k per year (assuming you have 1 million) then the next year (let's assume that inflation increased by 2%) you take out 40k + 2%, so 40.8k etc.
>JPM green dong into +1.5%I give up on this fucking market
>>62776894kek baggie
>>62776882Who IS buying ads in this economy esl.And /biz/ s probably amoney maker since so many scammers shill their shitcoins here.
>>62776892why tf do mfs "take out" money instead of just spending dividends, the point of investing is to accumulate cashflow producing assets not collect digital beanie babies
>SCHDgreen>BBWIgreen>Ogreen>TTWOgreen>GDgreen>PEPgreen>KMBgreen>QQQ/SOXLred as fuck againdamn you guys hate money
>>62776897There's nothing wrong with dividends and I would assume that most people in retirements would go that route. But at the same time certain people have a much higher risk tolerance and would have 100% in equities for example (some people might split 50/50 etc). I used the words "take out" sloppily but you get my point
>>62776902equities ... pay dividends?
>>62776878Forgot to link this https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Trinity_study_update
>>62776897Not all investments pay dividends. You could have your retirement tied to anything, the woman who cuts my hair is looking to retire soon, she bought her building and cut hair for 30 years to pay for it, her retirement plan is sell the building and live off that.
>>62776904You need about 1.2m in SCHD to get 40k in divies. 3.8m in voo. Hoping to live pure divies on the latter is fine if you can get there.
>>62776821nvm.
>>627769111M in SPHY pays like 75,000/yr
>>62776764It's the house
>>62776897You sell to make your own dividends, retard. When you're young you invest in somewhat risky, high growth stocks and as you grow older you begin to transition into dividend yielding stocks while slowly selling your high growth stocks along the way to make your own dividends.You're fucking retarded if you're buying dividend stocks in your 20s or 30s.
>>62776919>You're fucking retarded if you're buying dividend stocks in your 20s or 30s.mini trvke
>>62776916you guys keep joking about it but betting against the house is dumb as fuck.you know they are going to lie until elections. they know they are going to lie until until elections. you know they know they are going to lie until electionsbut you still fucking bet against it? what the fuck is wrong with you retards
>>62776919>>62776923you both sound like retardsit's all about how patient your personality is and dividend funds will always be the best long term safest bet
>>62776919You're wrong about buying dividend stocks when you're young. You get an opportunity to load up at 2008 or covid lows like once every 10-15 years, those opportunities come around again, but if you have losses incurred when you could have just bought some dividend shit at a 20 or more percent discount, its like you get nothing instead of letting that shit compound with more time.
>>62776919>get realized gain from divvy>underlying is up since I bought itdamn I feel like such a retard.. I should have bought SOXL with 100x leverage instead of being up 3% realized in the last week trading fucking toilet paper and goyslop
>>62776926Breedable.
>>62776928PEP was at a 5 year low and these niggers didn't buy itthey said SOXL is better. SOXL is like -25% in the last 3 days boss and PEP is +5%these niggers prefer bags... lmao
>>62776919when i bought apple and google they didn't pay dividends now they do
>>62776934Nah they're just going to quit right before they win big like everybody else before them.
>>62776927you fundamentally don't understand stocks if you think dividends are objectively a good thingthey're just one component of total return that is usually more stable than price appreciation but not by much and the tradeoff is you usually give up the growth component because most divy stocks are mature with little to no growth left in them
>>62776937nah man they are going to DIAMOND HANDS all the way back to $9 SOXL and BUY EVEN MORE WITH MARGIN BECAUSE AI IS THE FUTURE FOR REALSthey will realize a loss at -50% after saying stocks that pay dividends and don't promise space datacenters are a scam for boomers
>>62776938also I just noticed reread your post and "patient personality" made me physically face palmI'm trying not to be rude but some of y'all make it hard not to call someone the nigger word
Should I get rid of Uranium? This shit is going nowhere.
>>62776928Growth will always outpace dividend yield given enough time. I did some math. If you invested 10k into VOO vs. SCHD in 2011, didn't put another dime into from them until today but allowed dividend reinvestment you'd have aboutVOO: $84,032SCHD: $63,786You're literally paying 20k to be retarded.
>>62776939>they will realize a loss at -50%And the next day soxl will do a +15-25%, followed by 2 more days just like that. Many such cases, seen this episode of /smg/ like 20 times already.
ppl shitting on dividend stocks is when the bubble is peaking get back to us in 2028 when all ur hyperscaler caca is off 40% and not coming back
Man these bears are getting real uppity in here.
>be business>need software to make, edit, and sign PDfs, many of which are sensitive>too cheap to subscribe to Adobe so you download the free AI coded open source version online>some other guy, also using AI, exploits the software and gains unauthorized access to all your documents>you can't point the finger at Adobe>you can't sue some rando anon on GitHub>the only one left to blame is youThis is Adobe's moat. For the consumer, especially the enthusiast/tech-savvy consumer, open source options are great and Adobe's prices are steep. But businesses pay for enterprise software so they can have someone else to blame if something fucks up
>>62776944I did some math and my SCHD is up 5% in the last week while QQQ has been red as fuck everyday.>but 30 years back testI am selling more today. I don't hold things 30 years faggot. stop buying the 40 p/e pico tops of QQQ everyone knows its overpriced except goyim
>>62776938>>62776940yes yes the whole "theyre just handing you back your money" is all duly noted but that doesnt defeat the fact that companies that give out dividends can do that AND growif youre saying stability and income arent important when investing then you maybe very well be a plant like i suspect you areso go ahead and call me the nigger word to make yourself feel bigwont change the fact that you are objectively and empirically WRONG
Bearishness on smg = bullishness in marketsBullishness on smg = bearishness in marketsVisa vie, today should be green. Thank you cocky fat bears for your arrogance!
>>62776944I'm talking about actual dividend stocks, not some (((etf))).
>>62776764Gee idk
>>62776951>Buys insuranceThanks liberty biberty
>>62776950I'm more bullish than anyone in this thread. I buy every day. I have zero bear positions.I just don't want your space shit or chip shit. sorry faggot. no refunds. nasdaq is for queers
>>62776954>The nigger wordlel
>>62776763>investing in jeet stocks
>>62776883I’m -10% since last Thursday, heavy on memory and tech, with that one freight shipping stock which is +8%
I just DCA 80% S&P and 20% BTC.
How do my fellow /smg/ brothers feel about momentum investing? SPMO has been gaining popularity for a while now.
>>62776883I am heavily negative on memory and will double down HARD at the bottom.
>>62776971HOOD > BTCI've explained this a few times but HOOD is a good company with/without the crypto shit but whenever BTC pumps HOOD giga pumps. HOOD has a higher floor and higher ceiling. Its just a better risk adjusted place to park your cash and the fills on BTC are way more dogshit than the fills on HOOD shares.
>>62776916The prolapsing ass thread got deleted.
>>62776975memory is cyclical dude well known
>>62776977how u liek coinbase tho? i didn't look at them it's just they're another that pumps with btc
>>62776977I remember doing some shenaningans with stocks like Hut8, RIOT, MARA and Bitfarms just trying to emulate btc with some leverage. I try to not look at Hut8 price these days...
>>62776973I want to make my own momentum portfolio instead of relying on the ETFs but I still haven't found any methods aside from the "take the stocks with highest 12 month returns, subtract most recent 1 month return, then invest in those" method. I don't want to rely on technical analysis/chart reading because I believe it's pseudoscientific astrology level crap a lot of the time
>>62776973it works, sometimes.
>>62776984>>62776985>long list of other dogshit companiesjust buy HOOD. they have the trump childrens accounts man.. they have Vlad in the whitehouse with trump. they have tens of millions of kids that literally cannot withdraw until they are 18 that are enrolling in their platform that are going to have tens of thousands of dollars unlocked to gamble with.they are straight up just one of the best growth stocks period but they are also the best finance stock and the best crypto stock>but that one time with GMEnot my problem
https://pastebin.com/7VjNb9GWTrading Analysis Report: TSLA
>>62776994>investing based on tds fueled conspiracy theoriespersonally i wouldn't
>>62776998? it already happened... wtf are you talking about. its not TDS its realitythere are 70 million people enrolled already
>>62776973I buy a couple of SPMO when it goes below the 50 day sma. Maybe I should look into FMTM or even just its holdings.>tfw no one is talking about P
So, are you going to wait for the earnings reports from ASML and TSMC?Or you are going to sell?
>>62777004>all time high>200 p/e>up 94% in the last 3 months>tech shitP seems like exactly what /SMG/ would buy today
>>62776764>>62776769I keep hearing that futures oil prices are heavily manipulated and only exist on paper, but futures contracts are for physical delivery of oil at a future date. You don't have to take delivery if you sell the contract to someone else, but to create a futures contract, you need to be able to physically deliver the oil to a customer. If there actually is manipulation going on, it sounds like free money for anyone with the ability to take delivery of oil. They'd buy up as many futures contracts they could take delivery for and sell the oil immediately at a huge markup. It doesn't make sense.
>>62776977Hasn’t Hood done worse recently? From like 122 to 107 vs Bitcoin in the 80k range
>>62777005I'm just gonna hold through the earnings. The AI hype is cooling off a bit at the moment, but far from dead. I have around 18,5% of my money in those companies. I will also slurp whenever I get my check.
>>62777008goyim aren't allowed to buy oil delivery. they can only be shipped to authorized distribution hubs you cant have them deliver it to your house
How come ~90% of people selling their semi stonks don’t FOMO into Klarna? Seems like the most obvious move!
>>62777009the biggest TRVTH that /smg/ will never accept is that male zodiac lines are real sometimes.
>>62777013I'm not talking about randos taking delivery at their home. I'm talking about businesses with the capacity to take delivery of large volumes of oil. If it really is manipulation, an arbitrage opportunity like this would be blood in the water for these sharks. They fucking love money.
>>62776999give me one reason democrats won't cancel those and give all the money to illegals the second they take back power?
>>62777016trvke there's always a underlying trend that a linear regression will show still too speculative for my taste tho
>>62777021>worrying about shit months from nowdamn bro its almost like I'll have a totally new portfolio by then
>>62777024The Sitting Duck... Native american curse, sell!
>>62777026oh ok well enjoy the tax bill
>>62777008>but futures contracts are for physical delivery of oil at a future date.oil futures are 99% cash settled. 1% physical settled>but to create a futures contract, you need to be able to physically deliver the oil to a customer.incorrect
>>62777028enjoy your MASSIVE FUCKING AI BAGS faggotthnx for funding the "build out" LMAO
>>62776919They make sense in that they are good factor exposure. SCHD gets you good value, profitability, and quality exposure.And I'll take a dividend etf any day over any sort of bond.
The stock market is going to blow me today
>>62777008Kek. How the fuck do you think they control gold. You can create paper barrels and keep rolling the open interest. It is NOT cash delivery market. It’s a futures benchmark.
1 hour until I lose my anal virginity for the second time this week
Anyone that is red today needs to lower their fucking tone when they address me
>>62777040>getting mogged by someone who takes pictures of his screenBrutal
>>62777020>storing large volumes so if the price changeslike the strategic petroleum reserve? the largest stockpile of oil on earth that governments keep in caves and shit?>inb4 some schizo says we have 1 day of diesel left
>>62777040You can lower pitch and volume, but not tone. You mean to say check your tone, or perhaps lower your voice.This one grammar flub is starting to irk me, gosh.
>>62777040>takingphotosofLiquidCrystalDisplayfuckingGODs
>>62777042If Israel says "gibs us dat" its gone.
We have one day of diesel fuel left.
>VGLT is up 2.5% and paid a divvy since I shilled bonds here at multi decade lowsniggers HATE making money. retards think you have to hold shit for 20 years. absolutely BOGGLES their mind that you can click the sell button. they think its impossible to time the market. turns out they are just fucking retarded and gay. hopefully AI cures their terminal retardaids after it deletes their leveraged poorfolio
>>62777051I'd rather go VCLT for that extra 1% yield since investment grade never defaults anyways
GAW sisters, will we ever pump again?
Even, I sell.Odd, I hold.
>>62777059you are here forever
NIGGERS
>>62777053I wanted VGLT specifically because the "Bussent lost control the USA is cooked" giga retard shill narrative at 5.3%I specifically told people here you could collect the payout at the start of October and get an exit green (+3%). They just kept telling me to buy IREN with leverage or some shit
>>62777042Was the largest. Very depleted now.
redder please go redderpapa needs some good entries or my mistress won't allow me to cum
I have no cash and I must slurp.
>>62777061I TOLD YOUI TOLD YOU IT WAS A NIGGER MARKETI TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY THE TECH AT ATHITS CHIRPING. ITS BEEN CHIRPING YOU NIGGERS JUST IGNORE THE SOUND
>>62777064There's a lot of money to made in bond investing but most people don't understand bond investing.
That's it. This was the top. It's only downhill from here for the next 50 years.
>>62777068I'm getting paid in 12 days >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62777070its like everything else. you buy it when its cheap and /SMG/ says its bad. you sell it when the people that fuded it start to fomo it
Hope you guys are prepared. I just heard we only have one day of diesel left.
>>62777070I want to start bond investing, any good books?
>>62777075Kek
Memorysissies getting HEEM'D
Yesterday my shits were violently spicy and therefore painful.Today I'm wiping multiple times.This does not bode well for the market. I predict a red week, no pumps on any day, crabs possible.
>>62776900Where the fuck does the hubris of the value investor come from? Semis can be up 100% YTD and SCHD can be up 5%, but if SCHD happens to be green on a day where SOXL is red, they will pretend that their investment has somehow outperformed tech.
I simply wont buy any tech before 290 QQQM. My last entry was 288 and I will get it again. even at 290 its still expensive and I think it goes lower but everything over 290 is just LMAO wtf is this goyim bagholding retard shit
>>62777076No. Absolutely not. There are three ways to invest. You can either be a boomer with your 401k and go into BND and never think about. Or you can be an income fag and go corporate bonds like VTC/VCLT/SPHY. Or you can do the third and trade bonds based on the shifting global bond market that trades 24/7/365 without a break.Actual, true bond investing is like flying through the warp in 40k. You might get through but you're going to missing parts of your body and soul.
>>62777083nigger I'm going to be buying tech when you start crying about how heavy your bags are and I'll outperform you on QQQ too just waiting for a better entry290 QQQM hit me up
Visa never gets any love from smg, doesn't matter. It's my baby then
Fun fact of the day: In traditional Korean folklore, a rat is believed to turn into a person's doppelganger (mimic) if it eats their discarded fingernail or toenail clippings.Unrelated fact: KOSPI is down 33% from its ATH this year.
>>62777029I just went down a rabbit hole on how ICE Brent futures contracts are created and traded. So apparently, both parties (the seller and the buyer) need to consent to physical delivery for it to be contractually obligated. If the seller doesn't want to deliver or can't deliver, he can just cash settle against the Brent index price. That index price is really the only thing that ties futures contracts to reality, and is itself determined by a mix of factors like the prices of physical cargoes being bought and sold and the futures prices themselves. So to manipulate futures successfully, you have to be able to manipulate both the futures contracts themselves and the ICE Brent index.
>>62777089I will never buy their stocks after their puritan spergout aimed solely at Japan and I don't care that it is emotional investment. They are literally the devil and deserve the rope.
>>62777087>trading bonds is esoteric spooky super hardif you think 5.3% is the terminal rate then you buy the bonds. I think it is. If it isn't then equities are getting raped anyways.you missed the bottom. I wouldn't touch them until after FOMC at the end of the month but they will probably not hike and bonds will pump bigly. you missed a 20 year low on bonds because you listened to actual brown people here that told you to buy the pico tops of tech
>Yandex servers hit >CNBC pirate stream goes downFUCK! Any alternatives to this anons? https://livenewschat.eu/cnbc-live-stream/
>>62777095What's amusing is the market is right now pricing in an average annual inflation of >5Y - 2.36%>10Y - 2.34%>30Y - 2.26%lollmaolmfao even
>>62777100its probably right but it will probably involve a prolonged bear market. the only question is when it starts.>line only goes upnah.. sometimes it goes down. it hasn't gone down for years and years and years of nigger pump and now brown people are posting daytrading courses on the interwebs and buying dog coins again
I bought at the top - now what?
>>62777092>dork loses out on thousands of dollars because visa doesn't want him to be buying loli porn
>>62777087Are there even any retail investors who trade bonds?
I don't think I can ever forgive my compliance department for rejecting my INTC buy request at $20. They actually cucked me
>>62777105>Support a company that arbitrarily decides what you can and can't buy based on totally-not agenda driven reasonsI simply shan't.
>>62777089My own FCF-based value model told me to buy it mid-2024 but I didn't because I have an irrational hatred of credit card and payment processing companies, really big missed opportunity
>>62777089may i ask if you think it's worthwhile to get in right the now or wait a bit for a pulling backing?
>Jim Crammer>Sandisk broke the rule, it'll keep going up after 100%>No, Burry. Shorting Micron is digging your own grave.>I never said these things, actually. We're rotating back to software now that they've monetized AI>Despite the rotation not being based on any earnings>>62777080After June? Nah, we don't tolerate -5%.
>>62777088My QQQ shares are up well over 100% and my non-leveraged semiconductors ETF I loaded up on during april last year is up over 300%. Even if you're super lucky and we're getting another big crash like last year, you can never outperform me with my price average. That's why you should buy QQQ whenever there is a meaningful correction and just buy and hold it forever.
>>62777116imagine... just imagine if you sold the tops and bought the bottoms...buy and hold is ez mode for retards. nothing wrong with it but saying "it cant be outperformed" is hilarious.if I didn't beat QQQ I wouldn't be trading. I beat QQQ every year. If you never sell why the fuck do you even come to this shithole?
>>62777090KOSPI is pretty much just two stocks and both are in the same category. It's a grim index.
>>62777114Oh! And this "software" has seen less than 1% movement. Where is everyone going? MSFT and Google not even up .50% today after dumping yesterday.
short WFC long GS JPM
>>62777127>tech could print money doing nothing>AI happens>suddenly they all have a bunch of debt for AI which doesn't print moneyel oh el
>>62776749Where did you find this picture of me?
>VOO down but stock picks compensateI are a investering geneous
I don't know what I want to do today. What do you guys feel like playing?
>>62777125Because I do actively trade single stocks. Selling and trying to time the top and bottom in major indices like QQQ is just retarded. By trying to avoid the worst days you're just making sure that you will be missing out on the best days, because the best days often follow immediately after a major downturn and they happen rapidly without any warning when everyone is still ultra bearish.
>>62777139I feel like talking about the stock market today
>>62777139>buying today>on a green day>a fake and gay green day off "Russian oil news digestion" or whatever cope bullshit headlineI'm selling. I'll be like 25-30% cash for the nigger dump on CPI report tomorrow. no shit it was fucking hot who the fuck could have guessed. I'll be ready to buy cheapies on Friday when everyone is talking about self harm again boss.
9 minutesgo bears!
>>62777142I called the last bottom of QQQ within 50 cents. I posted the exact dollar bottom of QQQM here multiple times and it touched it two different days. I told everyone to sell the newest fake and gay ATH.>you cant time bottomsYOU cant time bottoms
>>62777109That's what you get for working at (((Big 4))).
>>62777139>What do you guys feel like playing?Craps... duh.>>62777148Thats a sabres sweater, not the Bruins.
>bought SOXL at $150This time I'm unironically going to kill myself.
>>62777131Do you reckon the tech giants will ever turn into 20 PE dividend stocks?
>>62776961>>62776950River of Hope…
>>62777146So long, then short, and then wait for the posts about going to canada for free healthcare, and that's when we go long again?
>>62777158you either go the way of AAPL and actually have a company that makes money and pays divs/does share buybacks or you go the way of SPCX and just stay 2000 p/e and tell people on SSRIs that you are building god
>>62777113shieeet idk desu.they have a pretty great business and you can see that literally every year their revenue and profits increase at a nice rate. But as someone who travels a lot globally to different regions, it seems like alternative payment methods are gaining traction because people don't want to pay visa and mastercard anymore (for example qr code payments, european union wanting to create the digital euro for cheaper payments, etc...) so the duopoly might weaken across the world.Besides that though, they just announced a major project with other partners for using stablecoins for cross border payments (something which people were scared of that it was going to be competition for them) which goes to show that they can adapt to the new age, so who knows
>>62776998I opened one for my daughter earlier this year and put $100 a month in to it
ghoulsbee
>>62777167>posting your daughters name on 4chan
Why is DPZ dropping on improved earnings? Good time to buy?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
FUCK YOU GUYS, I SOLD AND NOW I'M 10K IN CASH, DO WATHEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!
>>62777158They should. Meta already saturated its market and should have moved to a comfy boring blue chip divy company. But Zuck the Cuck refuses to accept the tech boom for his company is over so keeps inventing new retarded ways to lose money
>>62777174Based.
>BBWI immediately starts niggerpumping 4% right out of the gatesuch a based shitcoin stock
I just bought puts when I thought I was buying calls and lost 10% in 5 seconds... Great start to the fucking day.
Hoky shit ehat hapoend a lot of my Alarms went off. Mostly Semi stuff its still dropping? Holy fuck.
I'm so fucked I'm going back into the negative for the year after this one
stop tanking my semis
>>62777167is it worth it? I have custodial accounts for mine. was thinking about just trying to get the $1000, buying VOO, and never contribute anything else.
HOLY SHIT
MSFT GOING FOR A NEW ATHWHERE ARE ALL MY SAARS AT WHO NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING???
>MSFT
>>62777109I wish
>>62777187>>62777188i know the market is down when msft pumps.
I'm up 55% this year on fucking microsoft my bloody bastards
>>62777153Whoops>>62777189
Holy fuck is this the big one ? Is the AI market crumblimg?
>>62777167Can you connect an OnlyFans account at age 18?
>ASML doomping 3%What do the insider trading senators know about the earnings on Wednesday?
>>62777185:/ it keeps me from gambling it on a risky strategy and is tax advantaged and can be rolled over to an IRA for her when she turns of age> was thinking about just trying to get the $1000she was born in '23 so she didnt qualify. did get $250 from the dell foundation however.>>62777171>not calling her a loli
Alright corrected that mistake and now we're #MakingMoney.
wtfwt?!
Greggs PLC shares are doin a lil sum. I'm diversifying in sausage rolls.
My bags are pumping
NON STOP ASS RAPE
what the fuck is GOOG doing today lol
THANK YOU FOR PLAYINGNOW WE REVERSE
I'm fucked
>>62777174Basedo
>>62777209DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!! I WANT TO RIDE THE SPY UP AT LEAST $780 BEFORE CLOSING MY CALLS!!!!
We need a relief rally.Trump TrumpTRUMPGET A DEAL WITH THE IRANIANS STOP THE WARSEND UKRAINE WARBRING THE PRICES DOWNA LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING(me)
Hyperscalers are now cash negative! Get ready for more debt!
guys I'm green today and I have pending divvies getting deposited tonight!I'm glad I invested in real companies that make real things instead of Jewish tech scams. whew.
NVDA TO $300
>>62777187>MSFTbro was right
everything is doing the needfulasml will lead teh pack with good news and tsmc will also concur followed by the usualy post earning dump so institutions can decide whether they want to continue the gamenext week might be the same dump off like this week because of hyperscalers
>>62777219What the fuck is a hyper scaler?
>>62777219BOFA THESE NUTZ
>>62777223I'm up 200% in total and I hate MSFT so fucking much.
>>62777225Its the fancy marketing term they made for the companies building AI data centers. You are hyper scaling anon!
>>62777225its the tool tankers use to remove all the barnacles on their hullsmassive jobs like that require hyper tools
I'm getting cooked on memory and space as well as i bought up what I thought would be the bottom of them a couple of weeks back.I've been red like 8 days running. It's over
>>62777225They buy chips from NgVideo - then keep them in warehouses because they can't hook them up to any power source.
>>62777225HYPER MONEY DELETER NIGGER DESTROYER BAGHOLDER 9000 NOW WITH EXTRA COMPUTE
>>62777229Where I live we call those "Guatemalans"
>>62777228>Its the fancy marketing term they made for the companies building AI data centersits been a term for any cloud provider for more than a decade
>>62777228So to put it in boomer terms, they're basically the modern generations telecoms during the broadband roll-out? This is going to end fantastically for some people.
>>62777219just hyperscale faster bro.
>>62777233
>>62777231how much money do you think a nigga ought to have in his bank account to bag this
>>62777190Kek
>>62777239>in his bank accountnigger
>>62777169Ghoulsbee turned out all right at the end; it is what preyed on Ghoulsbee, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men.
>>62777236Oh it gets so much better anon>Independent research estimates and industry reports suggest that roughly 50% of sold AI hardware and chips from Nvidia and major partners have been stockpiled, delayed by power/cooling bottlenecks, or left uninstalled. Sitting in warehouses and not actually plugged in to the grid.
>>62777239she's unpullable
>>62777239>bank account>not keeping his cash in gamestop store creditngmi homo
>>62777225The things just stopped scaling right now.
>>62777244What happens to all those chips when they get stale because they have fresh chips that do more?
>>62777234arent guatemalans some kind of south american fruit?
CIFR
>>62777245not even a pity pull?
>>62777246Nigga fuck you im shorting, no rally for you
prem bake.migrate when ready faggots>>62777249>>62777249>>62777249
>>62777239>>62777245pullable but she doesn't care about money you just have to have rizz and be white. Asian chicks love white dudes with blue eyes. (you cant buy it and your fake contacts look fucking stupid)
>>62777251Someone has a stinky impairment and/or depreciation charge on their balance sheet.
>>62777256>/smg/ thread futuresgenius invention
>>62777239A billion should do it
>>62777256kill yourself faggot
>>62777251Don't think about it anon>"People who buy and sell chips think about the price of chips. People who operate data centers think about the cost of operations... Our TCO [Total Cost of Operations] is so good that even when the competitor’s chips are free, it’s not cheap enough."GPU's are a rapidly depreciating asset that is now being used for collateral for the loans for the data centers that take possibly up to a decade to build and plug into the grid and pay for themselves, and they "become useless" as per the CEO of Nvida in the order of a year or two
>>62777256retards will migrate before bump limitjanny won't like that
>>62777186Bro, you have yuri to cancel.
>>62777262damnthey should invent a 3d printer for humans I want one
>>62777262>a billion dollarsthis chick has 100% given a white dude a blowjob in a Honda Accord before
>>62777239You don't need money to bag one of those, I bagged mine through wit and charm. The money just helps me keep her happy enough to stay.
>>62777239they way it works in chinese culture is you pay for everything for her, house, clothes, essentials etc and she is exclusively yours to play with but she isnt totally yoursused to be typical type of set up amongst rich chinese/ hong kong men who are married but theres some push back against it these days
>>62777239>>62777293correction I bought her dinner within the first 20 minutes of meeting her, so like $100
spcx heading down for some reasonif i wasnt already tied up in shit id buy it if it goes a bit lowerrrrrprobably the only stock right now i have the most confidence in
>>62777299Guys, calm down. You already lost. Just https://daily-red.com/ play a game.
>>62777312Fucking lost, fuck that shit, fucking charlizard should not beat garrydose.
epic get today, but when?>>62777777
>>62777312Easy
Anyone else releasing their SPR rn?
Women are worthless these day so should I invest in one? They can only go up in value from here. I'm worried about the increasing gamma and the infinite expense ratio though.
>>62777341If you have to ask then the answer is no. And if you insist on the answer being yes then at least get a fucking prenup.
>>62777312Fuck. Lost to Espeon at the last moment because my vibe calcs were wrong.
Buddy, look at CVX computer.
>>62777356it's up 1%
Seeing your covered calls become ITM feels worse than dying.
>>62777362Zoom out.
>>62777365Have you tried dying?
>>62777337how? also why the fuck is one of the mons physical alakazam and no set ups on any of them no ddance on gyaradosgay team gay game
>>62777373Just stick to type weaknesses, everything is fucky, apparently Blastoise has higher speed than Alakazam and that Alakazam has fucking Ice, fire and Thunder punch. Retarded layout.
>>62777312best I could do on a practice runthe move sets are retarded as FUCK though
>>62777377>his lineup isnt 6x Dragonite with hyperbeam, blizzard, thunder and fireblastdude Pokemon has been solve for like 30 years
>>62777377yeah it's some genwunner bullshit
>>62777383Based retard, it's a randomized team.
>>62777105that's based>>62777092king
>>62777388just reroll until you get what you want, that's what I do with stocks: just refresh until you're in the green
play this game insteadit's easier and you cant beat mehttps://depresso.world/
KEK ASTS BAGGOTS
spcx in the 150syall niggas gon steal it?
>>62777400lmfaoI remember telling some anon to sell at 85 before it dumps even harder and he was still iffyhope he sold>also you may now start migrating to new bread without being considered a nigger retard>>62777249>>62777249>>62777249
oh wait it's still 301 durrquick post your biggest single stock loss this weekmine is MP>-9.96%
>>62777413IREN.
>>62777413You already killed the thread niggy. Mine was probably -20% on Lantheus, thankfully not a big position.
>>62777418Oh this week, nvm I'm a retard. But I sort of decided that I'd just start holding leveraged ETFs instead of BIGLY into single stocks.
>>62777418yeah I fucked up lolI hate early bakers so fucking much>>62777417it'll go back to 60 with the NVDA warrants trustmight slurp if it dips below 30 again
>>62777312>play passion>loseOnly the young have such moments. I don’t mean the very young. No. The very young have, properly speaking, no moments.
Baking!
>>62777444please don't splitsome retard already baked before bump limit >>62777249 just migrate in another couple posts
I am gay
>>62777244you're being silly again babe. all these chips are going to be put to use, and we need so much more for what's being built. i overslept, was hard to sleep last night. i love you very much. don't be afraid to change your mind, your stubbornness has lost you so much already.
